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0	the parental blame game
1	report: nuclear arsenal will go bad unless used by 2000
1	area woman can't bring herself to pardon store's appearance
1	Quoted for truth. Your selected style actually offers effective real world application. Kung Fu is dance. TKD and Karate have faired poorly in MMA. Muay Thai and BJJ seem to be popular these days for good reason. Are we having fun yet?
1	gay comptroller tired of being referred to as 'that gay comptroller'
0	this new federal law will change foster care as we know it
1	I am quite tempted to list my religious affiliation as Zardoz in the upcoming census. Out of curiousity Z: How many followers do you need to become tax exempt and what percentage of the proceeds will you pass on to your subjects. Also, which one of us will be closest to you in the ever after?
1	bruce springsteen on fence about playing assad's birthday gig
0	trump: rescind obama's transgender directives, but 'protect everybody'
1	kerry's face droops with joy over latest polls
0	mark twain gave good advice about the dangers of good advice
1	You mean like how you suck any rationale thought or discourse from a debate topic? Talk about ABORTING.
1	report: most couples met on set of 'daredevil'
1	alcohol only thing making operating heavy machinery bearable
0	why should you feel threatened by the greeting card industry?
0	11 doodles to help you hang in there after heartbreak
1	mom wants to know if you'll be free if she visits 14 months from now
0	top climate change doubter didn't mention that oil companies were paying him
1	Do you have to work at becoming so scientifically illiterate? What ever happened to the creationist chant about evolution being a product of pure chance? You seem to chant all of the other creationist tripe.
0	Well then it sounds like you don't even know what a SM is seeing as the 3rd one is the main one that people like you bring up when debating this isse.
1	neil gorsuch vows to interpret constitution using scalia's original intent
0	let this daft captain convince you to take a boat instead of a plane
0	dare to be 100: yes, virginia, wherever
0	watch live: the solutions summit at un headquarters
0	people are freaking out over chris pine's hilariously weird lookalike
1	waiter seriously needs his apps
1	man pours all his culinary talents into inserting, removing pizza from oven
0	Silly thinking. Evolution is a natural phenomenon that requires explanation; it explains nothing, it simply is what it is, i.e., a plain fact of life. It is an effect, not a cause, and except among some darwinian true-believers, effects are never their own causes. In this particular instance certain organisms we call eubacteria have evolved inter- and intra-cellular communication systems--a phenomenon not found in, say, grains of sand or salt or the various molecules, atoms, quarks and other 'things' that 'bits of stuff' can be reduced to by materialist/mechanist darwinists. Forgive me, but I'm the one laughing now!! That you find this behaviour non-indicative of intelligence only points to a certain lacune on your part as far as that quality is concerned. ** Sorry, just can't stop laughing. Foolish words do that to me every time.
0	'new hampshire' episode 3: how the heroin crisis is bleeding into the primary
1	unpatriotic man does not maintain erection during national anthem
1	How refreshing. Sadly for you and like-minded "patriots", you cannot tell citizens where they "should go", except figuratively.
1	dunkin' donuts introduces new girl scout-flavored coffee
1	world populace actually fine with rich people dying on mount everest
0	missing puppy headed back to worried owners after 2,400-mile road trip
0	The article said very little about his observations and almost nothing about his methods.
1	report: it would probably be nice having friends
1	church, state joyfully reunite after 230-year trial separation
1	smooth transaction at dmv exaggerated into story anyway
0	the dangerous belief that extreme technology will fix climate change
0	you need to watch this toddler reenact 'the fresh prince of bel-air' intro
0	the importance of celebrating the little wins
1	bored assistant principal browses through confiscated items
0	a christmas miracle
1	earth explodes
0	charity for homeless returns martin shkreli's $15,000 donation
1	I feel a No True Scotsman coming on. Should I even bother to mention Hovind?
0	tv is finally catching up with real single women
0	an american beauty brand just released a line of nail polish for muslim women
1	proposed law would require mothers to look at pictures of congressmen she disappointing before having abortion
0	Actually, you have slipped into talking Bible here and seem to be refering to the miracle of Lazarus.
1	pope's renal system proves fallible
1	pushy hermit crab girlfriend wants to move in
0	besides pain, there is a plethora of experiences that take place in a person's mind that cannot be yet detected by science. imagination, taste, dreams, art appreciation, etc. even though these things are real, they cannot be quantitatively described in physical terms, so they cannot be treated by science
1	Here we go again with the name calling..............See what I mean Justine.......no wonder the gay movement is losing traction in this country........
0	While the current cannon was 'accepted' by the late second century, there were numerous other 'gospels' that existed by then, and were eliminated at the 4th century time frame. Most of those copies were destroyed, but some have been unearthed.
1	campaign adviser recommends throwing old blanket over romney for debates
1	leftover bugles still stuck to trump's fingers during bill signing
0	the gun doesn't have to go off for it to be a hate crime
1	'people are inherently good,' world halfheartedly mutters
0	Well right there, you used an oxymoron, "Great" and "Evangelist" got together about as well as Military Inteligence. Secondly, as I stated before...you left too many other questions unanswered about the "Preacher."
1	I'm not going to waste my time on someone lining up to be a perennial pit dweller.
0	trainers share the worst fitness advice they've ever heard
0	If you can't eliminate demand you could try to limit supply and control access to that supply.
1	man finally able to forgive self for terrible mistake he made 2 seconds ago
0	what actually happens when gay guys see other gay guys and straight people aren't around
0	my guilty pleasures: nfl football and world war ii
1	georgia election worker assures black man ballot scanner supposed to sound like shredder
1	arby's regional manager's work done here
0	the pope and the politics of hope
1	proud species commits suicide rather than be driven to extinction by humans
0	So please, feel free to leave this thread to those who DO wish to discuss the issue. No one is forcing you to discuss the topic of this or any other thread. I notice you evidently are not interested in "Understanding "Sexual Prejudice"" That is absolutely fine with me.Or are you now opposed to "Freedom of Speech" also?
1	nasa says presence of diving board on mars confirms planet may have once contained water
1	celebrity killed in mid-air 747 collision
0	I think our culture is going to play a big role in this as well. I think that is where the majority of this problem lies.
0	gop prays for ossoff lossoff
0	8 clever packed lunch hacks we stole from kids
0	this pic proves simone biles is a mere mortal after all
1	area panties in a bunch
1	child baffled by stationary, non-violent images
0	at least 800 migrants attempt to cross into spain from morocco
0	I dunno... we already have enough fundies thinking that the Big Bang is part of evolution...
0	sorry baseball fans, but vin scully will miss the mlb postseason
0	preventing 'madmen' from getting their hands on nuclear material
0	bernie sanders tells donald trump: stop talking about bill clinton's sex life
0	the snowflake's guide to staying sane in the age of you know who
0	peanut exec faces life sentence for shipping tainted peanut butter
1	pet gerbil has been absolutely crushing it lately
0	9 excellent reads for labor day weekend
0	That's right. It merely has the capacity to make errors which sometimes slightly improves function in a particular environment. And those tend to accumulate over time.
0	Our emphasis on Police and crime fighting reduced crime. Not gun control! Our murder rate is largely an Inner City drug and drug gang related problem. Fix that and then you will finally be doing something!
0	the bachelorette's 'whaboom' guy was the actual worst
1	jeeves asked about genital warts
0	lack of progress on nato may turn georgia towards russia
1	beekeeper slowly becoming bee hoarder
0	sh*t talk: everything you need to know about pooping at the office
0	thomas pogge has 'done damage' to yale philosophy department, colleague says
1	troubling report finds millions of americans forced to make ends meet by getting up and going to work every day
0	two non-binary college activists on creating space for themselves on campus
0	Because when someone attacks the pregnant woman, she doesn't have a choice whether the fetus dies. When she has an abortion, it is her choice. A woman should be able to choose whether or not she remains pregnant.
0	britain grants refugee status to ex-president of maldives, lawyer says

0

the parental blame game

1

report: nuclear arsenal will go bad unless used by 2000

1

area woman can't bring herself to pardon store's appearance

1

Quoted for truth. Your selected style actually offers effective real world application. Kung Fu is dance. TKD and Karate have faired poorly in MMA. Muay Thai and BJJ seem to be popular these days for good reason. Are we having fun yet?

1

gay comptroller tired of being referred to as 'that gay comptroller'

0

this new federal law will change foster care as we know it

1

I am quite tempted to list my religious affiliation as Zardoz in the upcoming census. Out of curiousity Z: How many followers do you need to become tax exempt and what percentage of the proceeds will you pass on to your subjects. Also, which one of us will be closest to you in the ever after?

1

bruce springsteen on fence about playing assad's birthday gig

0

trump: rescind obama's transgender directives, but 'protect everybody'

1

kerry's face droops with joy over latest polls

0

mark twain gave good advice about the dangers of good advice

1

You mean like how you suck any rationale thought or discourse from a debate topic? Talk about ABORTING.

1

report: most couples met on set of 'daredevil'

1

alcohol only thing making operating heavy machinery bearable

0

why should you feel threatened by the greeting card industry?

0

11 doodles to help you hang in there after heartbreak

1

mom wants to know if you'll be free if she visits 14 months from now

0

top climate change doubter didn't mention that oil companies were paying him

1

Do you have to work at becoming so scientifically illiterate? What ever happened to the creationist chant about evolution being a product of pure chance? You seem to chant all of the other creationist tripe.

0

Well then it sounds like you don't even know what a SM is seeing as the 3rd one is the main one that people like you bring up when debating this isse.

1

neil gorsuch vows to interpret constitution using scalia's original intent

0

let this daft captain convince you to take a boat instead of a plane

0

dare to be 100: yes, virginia, wherever

0

watch live: the solutions summit at un headquarters

0

people are freaking out over chris pine's hilariously weird lookalike

1

waiter seriously needs his apps

1

man pours all his culinary talents into inserting, removing pizza from oven

0

** Silly thinking. Evolution is a natural phenomenon that requires explanation; it explains nothing, it simply is what it is, i.e., a plain fact of life. It is an effect, not a cause, and except among some darwinian true-believers, effects are never their own causes. In this particular instance certain organisms we call eubacteria have evolved inter- and intra-cellular communication systems--a phenomenon not found in, say, grains of sand or salt or the various molecules, atoms, quarks and other 'things' that 'bits of stuff' can be reduced to by materialist/mechanist darwinists. ** Forgive me, but I'm the one laughing now!! That you find this behaviour non-indicative of intelligence only points to a certain lacune on your part as far as that quality is concerned. ** Sorry, just can't stop laughing. Foolish words do that to me every time.

0

'new hampshire' episode 3: how the heroin crisis is bleeding into the primary

1

unpatriotic man does not maintain erection during national anthem

1

How refreshing. Sadly for you and like-minded "patriots", you cannot tell citizens where they "should go", except figuratively.

1

dunkin' donuts introduces new girl scout-flavored coffee

1

world populace actually fine with rich people dying on mount everest

0

missing puppy headed back to worried owners after 2,400-mile road trip

0

The article said very little about his observations and almost nothing about his methods.

1

report: it would probably be nice having friends

1

church, state joyfully reunite after 230-year trial separation

1

smooth transaction at dmv exaggerated into story anyway

0

the dangerous belief that extreme technology will fix climate change

0

you need to watch this toddler reenact 'the fresh prince of bel-air' intro

0

the importance of celebrating the little wins

1

bored assistant principal browses through confiscated items

0

a christmas miracle

1

earth explodes

0

charity for homeless returns martin shkreli's $15,000 donation

1

I feel a No True Scotsman coming on. Should I even bother to mention Hovind?

0

tv is finally catching up with real single women

0

an american beauty brand just released a line of nail polish for muslim women

1

proposed law would require mothers to look at pictures of congressmen she disappointing before having abortion

0

Actually, you have slipped into talking Bible here and seem to be refering to the miracle of Lazarus.

1

pope's renal system proves fallible

1

pushy hermit crab girlfriend wants to move in

0

besides pain, there is a plethora of experiences that take place in a person's mind that cannot be yet detected by science. imagination, taste, dreams, art appreciation, etc. even though these things are real, they cannot be quantitatively described in physical terms, so they cannot be treated by science

1

Here we go again with the name calling..............See what I mean Justine.......no wonder the gay movement is losing traction in this country........

0

While the current cannon was 'accepted' by the late second century, there were numerous other 'gospels' that existed by then, and were eliminated at the 4th century time frame. Most of those copies were destroyed, but some have been unearthed.

1

campaign adviser recommends throwing old blanket over romney for debates

1

leftover bugles still stuck to trump's fingers during bill signing

0

the gun doesn't have to go off for it to be a hate crime

1

'people are inherently good,' world halfheartedly mutters

0

Well right there, you used an oxymoron, "Great" and "Evangelist" got together about as well as Military Inteligence. Secondly, as I stated before...you left too many other questions unanswered about the "Preacher."

1

I'm not going to waste my time on someone lining up to be a perennial pit dweller.

0

trainers share the worst fitness advice they've ever heard

0

If you can't eliminate demand you could try to limit supply and control access to that supply.

1

man finally able to forgive self for terrible mistake he made 2 seconds ago

0

what actually happens when gay guys see other gay guys and straight people aren't around

0

my guilty pleasures: nfl football and world war ii

1

georgia election worker assures black man ballot scanner supposed to sound like shredder

1

arby's regional manager's work done here

0

the pope and the politics of hope

1

proud species commits suicide rather than be driven to extinction by humans

0

So please, feel free to leave this thread to those who DO wish to discuss the issue. No one is forcing you to discuss the topic of this or any other thread. I notice you evidently are not interested in "Understanding "Sexual Prejudice"" That is absolutely fine with me.Or are you now opposed to "Freedom of Speech" also?

1

nasa says presence of diving board on mars confirms planet may have once contained water

1

celebrity killed in mid-air 747 collision

0

I think our culture is going to play a big role in this as well. I think that is where the majority of this problem lies.

0

gop prays for ossoff lossoff

0

8 clever packed lunch hacks we stole from kids

0

this pic proves simone biles is a mere mortal after all

1

area panties in a bunch

1

child baffled by stationary, non-violent images

0

at least 800 migrants attempt to cross into spain from morocco

0

I dunno... we already have enough fundies thinking that the Big Bang is part of evolution...

0

sorry baseball fans, but vin scully will miss the mlb postseason

0

preventing 'madmen' from getting their hands on nuclear material

0

bernie sanders tells donald trump: stop talking about bill clinton's sex life

0

the snowflake's guide to staying sane in the age of you know who

0

peanut exec faces life sentence for shipping tainted peanut butter

1

pet gerbil has been absolutely crushing it lately

0

9 excellent reads for labor day weekend

0

That's right. It merely has the capacity to make errors which sometimes slightly improves function in a particular environment. And those tend to accumulate over time.

0

Our emphasis on Police and crime fighting reduced crime. Not gun control! Our murder rate is largely an Inner City drug and drug gang related problem. Fix that and then you will finally be doing something!

0

the bachelorette's 'whaboom' guy was the actual worst

1

jeeves asked about genital warts

0

lack of progress on nato may turn georgia towards russia

1

beekeeper slowly becoming bee hoarder

0

sh*t talk: everything you need to know about pooping at the office

0

thomas pogge has 'done damage' to yale philosophy department, colleague says

1

troubling report finds millions of americans forced to make ends meet by getting up and going to work every day

0

two non-binary college activists on creating space for themselves on campus

0

Because when someone attacks the pregnant woman, she doesn't have a choice whether the fetus dies. When she has an abortion, it is her choice. A woman should be able to choose whether or not she remains pregnant.

0

britain grants refugee status to ex-president of maldives, lawyer says