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1	family has extremely lax standards for who gets to be called aunt
1	concerts held to wish world's poor good luck
0	virgin galactic is helping develop a new supersonic commercial airplane
0	charlize theron makes a villain out of vin diesel in this 'fate of the furious' clip
0	My life was a gift from my parents, no more, no less. When i look in the mirror, i do not see an embryo. If someone gives you something, they have every right to take it away if they feel you are not suited to handle it, or if they had second thoughts. I would think this was ok if the baby was stopped in an earlier stage, but once its in its third trimester, you have no right to kill it.
1	Waxy: Why are you standing by saying nothing while one of your own is continuing to show how ignorant he is by asserting Isochron was not used at KBS Tuff ? Ray M.
1	courageous heterosexual has never donated blood to red cross in solidarity with gay men
1	Well then the courts must be insane. Because I'm sure there are some gun control laws that they're struck down due to their ineffectiveness.
1	mike pence visits small town hit hard by kids seeing r-rated movies
0	'jessica jones' uses superheroes to expose the terror of domestic abuse
0	tower of human skulls casts new light on aztecs
1	man getting futon all dolled up for craigslist photo shoot
1	texas sheriff cracks down on chicken-on-chicken violence
1	ceo's funeral a networking dream
1	student fills in new essay portion of sat with all c's
0	immigrant mother receives pardon for minor driving conviction, but still could be deported
0	darren wilson and vegan mom
0	artist transforms gallery into a basketball court, all in the name of 'space jam'
1	uber hires marketing firm to help decrease brand awareness
0	draftkings and fanduel skip out on congressional hearing into daily fantasy sports
0	everything you need to know before watching the 'stranger things' season 2 premiere
1	mar-a-lago assistant manager wondering if anyone coming to collect nuclear briefcase from lost and found
1	news van driver sick of helping anchors move
0	When the needs of the two are in conflict this is unavoidable.
0	saddle up! 'westworld' is renewed for season 2
0	doj is monitoring investigation into fatal police shooting of philando castile
0	eagles of death metal singer does groveling 180 on 'pathetic' parkland survivors
1	...but it's consentual! Why do you and your Victorian sisters keep barging in and spoiling the fun? Everytime we get close to exchanging precious bodily fluids, YOU and your posse show up and spoil the moment. Are you afraid of how our offspring might look? Don't you realize we can always have an abortion? Please, let me finish...emoticonXHoho
0	huffpost rise: what you need to know on april 20
0	how bush was blindsided by trump
1	trump makes light-hearted jokes with dead bodies of hurricane victims during visit to carolinas
1	mother given gift basket of soaps, bubble bath hopefully takes hint that she smells like shit
1	nation fondly recalls when just regulating video games seemed like solution to gun violence
0	plane diverted after ebola virus reclines in seat
1	You put such confidence in articles written by partisan plebes, using unsupported, irrelevant links to make the printed text pseudo-intelligent. I cannot imagine you holding your own in a serious debate.
0	Oh dear, you're back to your nasty ad hominem self. I could have made fun of the fact that you don't know about materialism, and how its a major force behind evolution. Which is itself a suggestion that you are unaware of the socio-political forces driving western evolutionary theory.*The issue is about people behind sciences, making many different 'sciences'; based on bias, cultural/political/historical. 'Peer' doesn't mean anything because 'peers' are just people with the same background/bias etc.I notice you didn't touch upon Nationalist Sciences. Or for that matter, Capitalist Science.You mean 'understanding' written English.**I say 'western' because there are other evolutionary theories - Marxist, Nazi, Feminist etc.Thank you, come again.
1	owner admits fantasy team in rebuilding year
1	sex life embellished during doctor visit
1	man who stood and watched robbery acted on pure instinct
1	god admits he never created gerbils
1	new study finds earth's core will be most habitable part of planet by 2060
1	entire conversation with parents spent changing the subject
1	chris brown's agent suggests suicide could be great career move
0	the tools my father gave me
1	So let me make sure I have it right, in order to be a family-man/Catholic, I must be anti-abortion and against the rights of homosexuals. Is this what makes a good family-man/Catholic; denying the rights of those who are different from what is considered by some to be "normal", and telling others what to do with their body?
0	ryan seacrest will work red carpet at oscars despite sexual misconduct claims
1	federal judge pencils blocking trump's unconstitutional executive orders into monthly schedule
0	woman plunges 6 feet down open new jersey cellar
1	vacationing secretary of homeland security asks neighbor to keep eye on nation over weekend
0	interview: director david dobkin on the judge
0	5 bittersweet truths that put life into perspective
1	man has no idea what to do with visiting friend between meals
0	this guy used augmented reality to recreate 'the ring' in real life
1	campbell's unveils one big can-sized noodle
0	the changing holiday shopping landscape
1	nation satisfied as selena gomez completes transition into sexualized plaything
0	Yes, I believe there will be a lot more to come (as you said, just look at the "hobbits" that were recently discovered). I love this sort of look into the migrations of everyone over the last 160,000 years or so.
0	forgiveness for mother and child
1	governor approves 24-hour waiting period for women voters
0	So what? The fact remains that Britain is still four times as dangerous as America in terms in crime rates. Or are you arguing that their crime level is acceptable and that you're alright with so many more people being a helpless victim unable to do anything?
1	lack of media interest makes genocide cover-up unnecessary
0	amy schumer hints she will push to reduce gun violence
1	houston residents begin surveying damage of 200 years of unchecked worldwide industrialization
1	area man up for anything except being the one who makes the decision
0	bernie sanders shows how reagan destroyed the middle class
1	french teacher forces student to inform her of bathroom fire in french
0	report: kerry warns israel could become 'apartheid state'
1	Come back when you learn the difference between climate and weather.
1	unclear if fountain is the type you're allowed to run around in
1	ancient melanesian masks thundered past to get to star wars exhibit
0	I don't believe Hell is a place either (or even if I believe in hell to begin with), but tell me more about what you mean by this. It sounds interesting.
0	frat guide includes freshman hotness scale to 'get you guys laid'
0	If that is a human being, then is my kidney a human being too?
0	the obama administration cracks down on payday lenders
1	hillary clinton reveals zero in non-candid, tell-nothing interview
1	frantic john kerry looks on as teresa slowly lowered into kim jong-un's electric eel tank
1	30th anniversary of 1973 commemorated
0	deadly clashes erupt as venezuela holds widely boycotted election
1	federal prison system retires mcveigh's number
0	why this nun says you don't have the same soul you were born with
0	here's your chance to score never ending pasta at olive garden
0	schock is scrutinized around the country, but especially in his home district
0	international operators of equity crowdfunding sites beware -- the sec may come after you
1	advisors hopeful jeb bush finally has momentum to end campaign
1	police say conditions too nippy to rescue missing hiker
1	excited mike pence assures john mccain he has his 'last rites' kit ready to go just in case
0	50 photos from 2017 that show the power of women's rage
1	French like turkeys even the yanks eat turkeys. What has a turkey got to do with the French voting No! By the way, why do you spell turkey with a capital T?
1	military recruiter fondly recalls when he was just a naïve kid being coaxed into making binding 8-year commitment to fill quota
1	little tobacco hit with $3.5 hundred lawsuit
1	I'd argue that the woman wants to control who lives or dies. That's scarier to me. emoticonXRolleyes
1	harrison ford begs agents to just let him die now
1	sound technicians resort to hanging donald sutherland upside down in empty stairwell to get optimal voice-over tone
0	demi lovato and wilmer valderrama decide to give their hearts a break
1	boardwalk con men hit hard by sharp decrease in chumps
0	climate change is taking a toll on farmers' mental health
0	So given that there are cases where both dies... we just have to give up the mother's right to live over a fetus (which will die)? What if the mother isn't physically ready to have a baby. In the case of a young female (I'm talking age of 9 and younger, cause there are cases of young kids having their periods) being raped, doesn't she a "baby" (and I say baby, because she is still at an age where a parent would consider her their youngin)... have the right to live? For me, if I knew my child was raped and is in no way ready for a child of her own, physically or mentally... I would rather her not risk her life to try and bring that fetus into the world.Abortion should be pro-choice.
0	Well, it does say on the site "Any concealed handgun permit holders who are eventually acquitted of their alleged crimes are not included in the tallies maintained on the site although the facts surrounding the shooting are detailed."So if you go to their pdf file you can still find out details about the very few cases that were acquitted or dismissed:http://www.vpc.org/fact_sht/ccwtotalkilled.pdf
0	are you selfish or self-responsible?
1	new study recommends insects spend at least 30 minutes skittering per day

1

family has extremely lax standards for who gets to be called aunt

1

concerts held to wish world's poor good luck

0

virgin galactic is helping develop a new supersonic commercial airplane

0

charlize theron makes a villain out of vin diesel in this 'fate of the furious' clip

0

My life was a gift from my parents, no more, no less. When i look in the mirror, i do not see an embryo. If someone gives you something, they have every right to take it away if they feel you are not suited to handle it, or if they had second thoughts. I would think this was ok if the baby was stopped in an earlier stage, but once its in its third trimester, you have no right to kill it.

1

Waxy: Why are you standing by saying nothing while one of your own is continuing to show how ignorant he is by asserting Isochron was not used at KBS Tuff ? Ray M.

1

courageous heterosexual has never donated blood to red cross in solidarity with gay men

1

Well then the courts must be insane. Because I'm sure there are some gun control laws that they're struck down due to their ineffectiveness.

1

mike pence visits small town hit hard by kids seeing r-rated movies

0

'jessica jones' uses superheroes to expose the terror of domestic abuse

0

tower of human skulls casts new light on aztecs

1

man getting futon all dolled up for craigslist photo shoot

1

texas sheriff cracks down on chicken-on-chicken violence

1

ceo's funeral a networking dream

1

student fills in new essay portion of sat with all c's

0

immigrant mother receives pardon for minor driving conviction, but still could be deported

0

darren wilson and vegan mom

0

artist transforms gallery into a basketball court, all in the name of 'space jam'

1

uber hires marketing firm to help decrease brand awareness

0

draftkings and fanduel skip out on congressional hearing into daily fantasy sports

0

everything you need to know before watching the 'stranger things' season 2 premiere

1

mar-a-lago assistant manager wondering if anyone coming to collect nuclear briefcase from lost and found

1

news van driver sick of helping anchors move

0

When the needs of the two are in conflict this is unavoidable.

0

saddle up! 'westworld' is renewed for season 2

0

doj is monitoring investigation into fatal police shooting of philando castile

0

eagles of death metal singer does groveling 180 on 'pathetic' parkland survivors

1

...but it's consentual! Why do you and your Victorian sisters keep barging in and spoiling the fun? Everytime we get close to exchanging precious bodily fluids, YOU and your posse show up and spoil the moment. Are you afraid of how our offspring might look? Don't you realize we can always have an abortion? Please, let me finish...emoticonXHoho

0

huffpost rise: what you need to know on april 20

0

how bush was blindsided by trump

1

trump makes light-hearted jokes with dead bodies of hurricane victims during visit to carolinas

1

mother given gift basket of soaps, bubble bath hopefully takes hint that she smells like shit

1

nation fondly recalls when just regulating video games seemed like solution to gun violence

0

plane diverted after ebola virus reclines in seat

1

You put such confidence in articles written by partisan plebes, using unsupported, irrelevant links to make the printed text pseudo-intelligent. I cannot imagine you holding your own in a serious debate.

0

Oh dear, you're back to your nasty ad hominem self. I could have made fun of the fact that you don't know about materialism, and how its a major force behind evolution. Which is itself a suggestion that you are unaware of the socio-political forces driving western evolutionary theory.**The issue is about people behind sciences, making many different 'sciences'; based on bias, cultural/political/historical. 'Peer' doesn't mean anything because 'peers' are just people with the same background/bias etc.I notice you didn't touch upon Nationalist Sciences. Or for that matter, Capitalist Science.*You mean 'understanding' written English.**I say 'western' because there are other evolutionary theories - Marxist, Nazi, Feminist etc.Thank you, come again.

1

owner admits fantasy team in rebuilding year

1

sex life embellished during doctor visit

1

man who stood and watched robbery acted on pure instinct

1

god admits he never created gerbils

1

new study finds earth's core will be most habitable part of planet by 2060

1

entire conversation with parents spent changing the subject

1

chris brown's agent suggests suicide could be great career move

0

the tools my father gave me

1

So let me make sure I have it right, in order to be a family-man/Catholic, I must be anti-abortion and against the rights of homosexuals. Is this what makes a good family-man/Catholic; denying the rights of those who are different from what is considered by some to be "normal", and telling others what to do with their body?

0

ryan seacrest will work red carpet at oscars despite sexual misconduct claims

1

federal judge pencils blocking trump's unconstitutional executive orders into monthly schedule

0

woman plunges 6 feet down open new jersey cellar

1

vacationing secretary of homeland security asks neighbor to keep eye on nation over weekend

0

interview: director david dobkin on the judge

0

5 bittersweet truths that put life into perspective

1

man has no idea what to do with visiting friend between meals

0

this guy used augmented reality to recreate 'the ring' in real life

1

campbell's unveils one big can-sized noodle

0

the changing holiday shopping landscape

1

nation satisfied as selena gomez completes transition into sexualized plaything

0

Yes, I believe there will be a lot more to come (as you said, just look at the "hobbits" that were recently discovered). I love this sort of look into the migrations of everyone over the last 160,000 years or so.

0

forgiveness for mother and child

1

governor approves 24-hour waiting period for women voters

0

So what? The fact remains that Britain is still four times as dangerous as America in terms in crime rates. Or are you arguing that their crime level is acceptable and that you're alright with so many more people being a helpless victim unable to do anything?

1

lack of media interest makes genocide cover-up unnecessary

0

amy schumer hints she will push to reduce gun violence

1

houston residents begin surveying damage of 200 years of unchecked worldwide industrialization

1

area man up for anything except being the one who makes the decision

0

bernie sanders shows how reagan destroyed the middle class

1

french teacher forces student to inform her of bathroom fire in french

0

report: kerry warns israel could become 'apartheid state'

1

Come back when you learn the difference between climate and weather.

1

unclear if fountain is the type you're allowed to run around in

1

ancient melanesian masks thundered past to get to star wars exhibit

0

I don't believe Hell is a place either (or even if I believe in hell to begin with), but tell me more about what you mean by this. It sounds interesting.

0

frat guide includes freshman hotness scale to 'get you guys laid'

0

If that is a human being, then is my kidney a human being too?

0

the obama administration cracks down on payday lenders

1

hillary clinton reveals zero in non-candid, tell-nothing interview

1

frantic john kerry looks on as teresa slowly lowered into kim jong-un's electric eel tank

1

30th anniversary of 1973 commemorated

0

deadly clashes erupt as venezuela holds widely boycotted election

1

federal prison system retires mcveigh's number

0

why this nun says you don't have the same soul you were born with

0

here's your chance to score never ending pasta at olive garden

0

schock is scrutinized around the country, but especially in his home district

0

international operators of equity crowdfunding sites beware -- the sec may come after you

1

advisors hopeful jeb bush finally has momentum to end campaign

1

police say conditions too nippy to rescue missing hiker

1

excited mike pence assures john mccain he has his 'last rites' kit ready to go just in case

0

50 photos from 2017 that show the power of women's rage

1

French like turkeys even the yanks eat turkeys. What has a turkey got to do with the French voting No! By the way, why do you spell turkey with a capital T?

1

military recruiter fondly recalls when he was just a naïve kid being coaxed into making binding 8-year commitment to fill quota

1

little tobacco hit with $3.5 hundred lawsuit

1

I'd argue that the woman wants to control who lives or dies. That's scarier to me. emoticonXRolleyes

1

harrison ford begs agents to just let him die now

1

sound technicians resort to hanging donald sutherland upside down in empty stairwell to get optimal voice-over tone

0

demi lovato and wilmer valderrama decide to give their hearts a break

1

boardwalk con men hit hard by sharp decrease in chumps

0

climate change is taking a toll on farmers' mental health

0

So given that there are cases where both dies... we just have to give up the mother's right to live over a fetus (which will die)? What if the mother isn't physically ready to have a baby. In the case of a young female (I'm talking age of 9 and younger, cause there are cases of young kids having their periods) being raped, doesn't she a "baby" (and I say baby, because she is still at an age where a parent would consider her their youngin)... have the right to live? For me, if I knew my child was raped and is in no way ready for a child of her own, physically or mentally... I would rather her not risk her life to try and bring that fetus into the world.Abortion should be pro-choice.

0

Well, it does say on the site "Any concealed handgun permit holders who are eventually acquitted of their alleged crimes are not included in the tallies maintained on the site although the facts surrounding the shooting are detailed."So if you go to their pdf file you can still find out details about the very few cases that were acquitted or dismissed:http://www.vpc.org/fact_sht/ccwtotalkilled.pdf

0

are you selfish or self-responsible?

1

new study recommends insects spend at least 30 minutes skittering per day