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1	biden opts out of putting last few felonies on job application
1	u.s. upset after aliens land in italy
1	jason statham beats wedding planner to death in new romantic comedy
1	Strange, I thought it was supposed to be a global flood that wiped out all of man except the chosen few. That would be 'involving Australia' one assumes.
1	Fetal genocide, enjoy it while you can. emoticonXKill I guess some of us just don't share your spin. emoticonXRolleyes
1	bush, loafers thrown at him reunite on nbc for 10-year anniversary special
1	description of hot-dog ingredients fails to ruin picnic
0	an eye-opening look at school playgrounds around the world
0	beautiful boozy cadbury creme egg milkshakes!
0	agents of change: 5 inspiring men worthy of your attention right now
1	great barrier reef offers scuba divers chance to see beautiful diversity of ocean death
0	hillary clinton shows support for anti-muslim ban protesters
0	i'm finally ok with letting myself be 'uncomfortable'
1	tokyo portal outage delays millions of japanese warp commuters
0	central london panics over reports of shots fired
1	last thing government worker needed was agency labeling him 'nonessential'
1	report: majority of instances of people getting lives back on track occur immediately after visit to buffalo wild wings
1	friend who listened to podcast on watergate bursts into conversation with guns fucking blazing
0	a nobel prize for sustainable fashion
0	why we sabotage our relationships
0	the world's largest lottery has just drawn its winners
0	congress may actually do something on criminal justice reform
0	in memoriam: robin thicke's career
1	trump pours himself glass of chocolate syrup on rocks to unwind after stressful day
1	Yes, well thats usually the way it works. Kinda hard to enslave everybody when they are packing heat.
0	get ready to lol at this 'force awakens' trailer with jar jar binks
1	whitewater rafting trip in which friend drowned still pretty fun
0	these vintage coloring books were around before adult coloring was cool
0	chita rivera to young performers: learn how to sing and dance
0	in search of the sea gypsies (photos)
1	millions across country celebrate 'make a kid at work' day
0	mind-boggling optical illusion will make you think you can't see straight
0	tracy morgan forgives the truck driver who almost killed him
1	Clue: It's there in your own sentence. Five letters, beginning and ending with "S". If you need further interpretive assistance, don't bother with Sarge, she's waiting for an original thought.
0	the crawleys are back: why the world loves downton abbey
1	congress continues debate over whether or not nation should be economically ruined
0	As proved above by definition of reason above, it all depends on what premise or starting assumption you have as to what conclusion you will reason out. You are correct that faith does not neccessary require evidence. But there is usually always evidence to support the validity of a particular faith, in this case Christianity.
1	rescuers heroically help beached garbage back into ocean
0	shredding the fourth amendment in post-constitutional america
0	is 'russiagate' collapsing as a political strategy?
1	yin making inroads on yang
1	new tandem mobility scooter released
0	donald trump is terrible news for our food system
1	man always gets little rush out of telling people john lennon beat wife
1	rupert murdoch acquires cable
1	obama begins state of the union by asking congress to imagine newt gingrich standing before them
1	burned-out coffee-shop employee just lets paul simon play for fifth time
0	trump says muslim judges also might not be fair to him
0	betsy devos chooses to spotlight a problematic charter school founded by pitbull
1	But you are. You can't just claim someone is not a person and therefore say you are not imposing beliefs on them. If this were the case then I'd just say you aren't a person and therefore when I hurt you it wouldn't be wrong.
1	just a stay-in-bed kind of day, fire department declares
1	paul giamatti cuts back on acting to focus on signature line of shapeless khakis, rumpled polos
1	clinton goes on fun plane ride
0	worse than watergate: trump's constitutional crisis
1	Most of the laws of the Peoples Republic of Kalifornia are aimed at rendering the citizens into prey. You can't point to many that don't. Self defense is not allowed there I am afraid.
1	delusional man somehow thinks he's going to get oscar nomination
1	grandfather's place at dinner table marked by pills
1	styrofoam clamshell hiding exquisite pearl of pulled pork sandwich
1	football fan wears off-season body paint
0	chrissy teigen slams idea she's promoting eating disorders with doritos licking
1	new clinton memoir: 'we all made mistakes but you made most of them'
1	$50 million worth of diamonds stolen in average day in brussels
0	medical marijuana patients can't bring up drug's medical use in federal trial
0	ted cruz probably can't save the gop establishment from donald trump
1	americans demand their voices be heard and also some kind of dessert you get after breakfast
1	road sign over-explains highway's dangers
0	merkel: isis poses major risk to europe
1	family not appreciably enriched by trip to mount rushmore
0	Hence why this forum is essentially a joke. Without PRATTs, creationists have nothing. Go to the link in my signature for a place that cracks down on PRATTs.
1	christmas letter ominously makes no mention of the twins
0	the blog is just the link for the article....geez, get a grip.
0	I think often abortion is wrong but I do not agree with criminalizing it. Primarily the reasons that are used to justify criminilzation are hugely fallacious and secondarily because it won't do a thing that is positive. A woman who is determined to end her pregancy - will. Criminalization will simply make it extremely dangerous. I am responsible, have even had my tubes tied, but if I were to become pregnant and that pregnancy were the result of rape or a threat to my health or livlihood I would end it - and I will not be checking the law books first. Every woman has her line in the sand - abortion will go on regardless of its legal standing. There are a miriad of reasons seek abortion - comdemning those reasons does nothing (i.e. calling them selfish) - addressing them could help. The reasons are valid.
0	Except in the Dred Scott case the court wasn't trying to determine whether slavery was a collective or individual right, or what the constitution applied to in regard to slavery.
0	Well I ####,moan,and bitch about it to and I know I can't prove anything,but do'nt logic say an AK47 ASSAULT RIFLE not semi auto but the real deal is going to cost hundreds less south of their border,Know doubt the same for an M16.Also you don't have to worry about smuggling them in as much if at all.Besides it getting harder all the time to get your ASSAULT RIFLES(you know the full auto type)not to mention hand grenades and rpgs at your corner gun shop anymore.Oh yeah less not forget the gun shows,and all there loop holes. Jus a thought.
1	woman with furrowed brow on airplane carefully studies article about which actress wore dress better
0	outside groups kick into high gear post-primary in georgia, south carolina
1	Where is the evidence for an American-style "culture of fear" in India? An op-ed from a Detroit-based member of a rightwing thinktank shouting that they need guns, just doesn't cut it.
0	world's richest lose $194 billion in first trading week of 2016
0	I argue against them with regards to whatever argument they muster. Do we have any of those on this message board? Because from what I can see, it's primarily the "religious" argument counter...
0	three months of fighting in libya's benghazi kills 600, say medics
0	twitter applauds trump's demands for 'law and order'
0	new taliban chief calls for unity amid leadership struggle
1	mexico announces plans to refry over 700 million beans
0	What a condescending attitude you have. In case you haven't noticed, you are a very small part of the human race that you smuggly hold in contempt. (Thankfully small!) Your mission should be to improve it, not to stand back and claim you are better than everybody else, as you seem to do.Killing innocent people of any age is wrong. Children are no exception, they are just the epitomy of innocence.The "pretty sick" applies to your own deluded thoughts.Rest assured, I will not mourn your death or the deaths of any of those you may have taught your insane values. You are emoticonXCensored !
1	jeff bezos assures amazon employees that hr working 100 hours a week to address their complaints
1	Hey don't insult Olberman... he looks good on the tube emoticonXGood lol....
1	undecided debate viewer waiting until he hears same responses for seventh time before making decision
1	bloody, detached hand of bears' player still in julius peppers' facemask
0	what to do when someone gives you a gift and you didn't get them one
0	3 things that young women need to remember about feminism
0	this is what's delaying 'big bang theory' season 8
0	the best chance to defeat roy moore may be for the democratic party to lie low
0	the spice girls' 'wannabe' music video just got a rad feminist makeover
0	by embracing psychology and ignoring polls, democrats could still win the '14 elections
1	So, in your scenario, Prototype, are you anti-choice folk going to force us who believe in choice, who believe that a woman owns her very own body, are you going to place us in re-education jails so that we, too, believe that a fertilized egg is a human being?
1	ted cruz attempts to connect with voters by wearing more handsome man's face as mask
0	addition works in the intangible as well. 1 minute + 1 minute = 2 minutes. 1 idea + 1 idea = 2 ideas. the concept of quantity is not limited to matter. if there was just a vaccous void were absolutely nothing was happening, then there would be no application of logic. but even that in itself would be logical. nothing + nothing = nothing is logical. it would actually be logical if a void with nothing added to it result in something. so even in a void, logic still prevails
0	Proof that evolution is "right" is not necessary to prove that Genesis is not science. Genesis is an inspired poem, and contains truth in its message, but it is pretty obviously a work of poetry, like a song. Look at the repetition, and all the metaphors! Poetry does not imply fiction. THere are many historically valid poems. Plus, when read figuratively, Genesis poses no conflict at all with science. Evolution is not the only science that demonstrates Genesis can not be read literally. What about the speed of light from the stars, geology, genetics, comparative embryology, etc. The only stumbling block between science and faith is a strictly literal interpretation. For most of us Faith and science work together! see: songofgenesis.org for more detailed information.
0	4 surprising reasons why preschool and kindergarten must change
0	new survey shows bernie is right: young americans want to reverse runaway inequality

1

biden opts out of putting last few felonies on job application

1

u.s. upset after aliens land in italy

1

jason statham beats wedding planner to death in new romantic comedy

1

Strange, I thought it was supposed to be a global flood that wiped out all of man except the chosen few. That would be 'involving Australia' one assumes.

1

Fetal genocide, enjoy it while you can. emoticonXKill I guess some of us just don't share your spin. emoticonXRolleyes

1

bush, loafers thrown at him reunite on nbc for 10-year anniversary special

1

description of hot-dog ingredients fails to ruin picnic

0

an eye-opening look at school playgrounds around the world

0

beautiful boozy cadbury creme egg milkshakes!

0

agents of change: 5 inspiring men worthy of your attention right now

1

great barrier reef offers scuba divers chance to see beautiful diversity of ocean death

0

hillary clinton shows support for anti-muslim ban protesters

0

i'm finally ok with letting myself be 'uncomfortable'

1

tokyo portal outage delays millions of japanese warp commuters

0

central london panics over reports of shots fired

1

last thing government worker needed was agency labeling him 'nonessential'

1

report: majority of instances of people getting lives back on track occur immediately after visit to buffalo wild wings

1

friend who listened to podcast on watergate bursts into conversation with guns fucking blazing

0

a nobel prize for sustainable fashion

0

why we sabotage our relationships

0

the world's largest lottery has just drawn its winners

0

congress may actually do something on criminal justice reform

0

in memoriam: robin thicke's career

1

trump pours himself glass of chocolate syrup on rocks to unwind after stressful day

1

Yes, well thats usually the way it works. Kinda hard to enslave everybody when they are packing heat.

0

get ready to lol at this 'force awakens' trailer with jar jar binks

1

whitewater rafting trip in which friend drowned still pretty fun

0

these vintage coloring books were around before adult coloring was cool

0

chita rivera to young performers: learn how to sing and dance

0

in search of the sea gypsies (photos)

1

millions across country celebrate 'make a kid at work' day

0

mind-boggling optical illusion will make you think you can't see straight

0

tracy morgan forgives the truck driver who almost killed him

1

Clue: It's there in your own sentence. Five letters, beginning and ending with "S". If you need further interpretive assistance, don't bother with Sarge, she's waiting for an original thought.

0

the crawleys are back: why the world loves downton abbey

1

congress continues debate over whether or not nation should be economically ruined

0

As proved above by definition of reason above, it all depends on what premise or starting assumption you have as to what conclusion you will reason out. You are correct that faith does not neccessary require evidence. But there is usually always evidence to support the validity of a particular faith, in this case Christianity.

1

rescuers heroically help beached garbage back into ocean

0

shredding the fourth amendment in post-constitutional america

0

is 'russiagate' collapsing as a political strategy?

1

yin making inroads on yang

1

new tandem mobility scooter released

0

donald trump is terrible news for our food system

1

man always gets little rush out of telling people john lennon beat wife

1

rupert murdoch acquires cable

1

obama begins state of the union by asking congress to imagine newt gingrich standing before them

1

burned-out coffee-shop employee just lets paul simon play for fifth time

0

trump says muslim judges also might not be fair to him

0

betsy devos chooses to spotlight a problematic charter school founded by pitbull

1

But you are. You can't just claim someone is not a person and therefore say you are not imposing beliefs on them. If this were the case then I'd just say you aren't a person and therefore when I hurt you it wouldn't be wrong.

1

just a stay-in-bed kind of day, fire department declares

1

paul giamatti cuts back on acting to focus on signature line of shapeless khakis, rumpled polos

1

clinton goes on fun plane ride

0

worse than watergate: trump's constitutional crisis

1

Most of the laws of the Peoples Republic of Kalifornia are aimed at rendering the citizens into prey. You can't point to many that don't. Self defense is not allowed there I am afraid.

1

delusional man somehow thinks he's going to get oscar nomination

1

grandfather's place at dinner table marked by pills

1

styrofoam clamshell hiding exquisite pearl of pulled pork sandwich

1

football fan wears off-season body paint

0

chrissy teigen slams idea she's promoting eating disorders with doritos licking

1

new clinton memoir: 'we all made mistakes but you made most of them'

1

$50 million worth of diamonds stolen in average day in brussels

0

medical marijuana patients can't bring up drug's medical use in federal trial

0

ted cruz probably can't save the gop establishment from donald trump

1

americans demand their voices be heard and also some kind of dessert you get after breakfast

1

road sign over-explains highway's dangers

0

merkel: isis poses major risk to europe

1

family not appreciably enriched by trip to mount rushmore

0

Hence why this forum is essentially a joke. Without PRATTs, creationists have nothing. Go to the link in my signature for a place that cracks down on PRATTs.

1

christmas letter ominously makes no mention of the twins

0

the blog is just the link for the article....geez, get a grip.

0

I think often abortion is wrong but I do not agree with criminalizing it. Primarily the reasons that are used to justify criminilzation are hugely fallacious and secondarily because it won't do a thing that is positive. A woman who is determined to end her pregancy - will. Criminalization will simply make it extremely dangerous. I am responsible, have even had my tubes tied, but if I were to become pregnant and that pregnancy were the result of rape or a threat to my health or livlihood I would end it - and I will not be checking the law books first. Every woman has her line in the sand - abortion will go on regardless of its legal standing. There are a miriad of reasons seek abortion - comdemning those reasons does nothing (i.e. calling them selfish) - addressing them could help. The reasons are valid.

0

Except in the Dred Scott case the court wasn't trying to determine whether slavery was a collective or individual right, or what the constitution applied to in regard to slavery.

0

Well I ####,moan,and bitch about it to and I know I can't prove anything,but do'nt logic say an AK47 ASSAULT RIFLE not semi auto but the real deal is going to cost hundreds less south of their border,Know doubt the same for an M16.Also you don't have to worry about smuggling them in as much if at all.Besides it getting harder all the time to get your ASSAULT RIFLES(you know the full auto type)not to mention hand grenades and rpgs at your corner gun shop anymore.Oh yeah less not forget the gun shows,and all there loop holes. Jus a thought.

1

woman with furrowed brow on airplane carefully studies article about which actress wore dress better

0

outside groups kick into high gear post-primary in georgia, south carolina

1

Where is the evidence for an American-style "culture of fear" in India? An op-ed from a Detroit-based member of a rightwing thinktank shouting that they need guns, just doesn't cut it.

0

world's richest lose $194 billion in first trading week of 2016

0

I argue against them with regards to whatever argument they muster. Do we have any of those on this message board? Because from what I can see, it's primarily the "religious" argument counter...

0

three months of fighting in libya's benghazi kills 600, say medics

0

twitter applauds trump's demands for 'law and order'

0

new taliban chief calls for unity amid leadership struggle

1

mexico announces plans to refry over 700 million beans

0

What a condescending attitude you have. In case you haven't noticed, you are a very small part of the human race that you smuggly hold in contempt. (Thankfully small!) Your mission should be to improve it, not to stand back and claim you are better than everybody else, as you seem to do.Killing innocent people of any age is wrong. Children are no exception, they are just the epitomy of innocence.The "pretty sick" applies to your own deluded thoughts.Rest assured, I will not mourn your death or the deaths of any of those you may have taught your insane values. You are emoticonXCensored !

1

jeff bezos assures amazon employees that hr working 100 hours a week to address their complaints

1

Hey don't insult Olberman... he looks good on the tube emoticonXGood lol....

1

undecided debate viewer waiting until he hears same responses for seventh time before making decision

1

bloody, detached hand of bears' player still in julius peppers' facemask

0

what to do when someone gives you a gift and you didn't get them one

0

3 things that young women need to remember about feminism

0

this is what's delaying 'big bang theory' season 8

0

the best chance to defeat roy moore may be for the democratic party to lie low

0

the spice girls' 'wannabe' music video just got a rad feminist makeover

0

by embracing psychology and ignoring polls, democrats could still win the '14 elections

1

So, in your scenario, Prototype, are you anti-choice folk going to force us who believe in choice, who believe that a woman owns her very own body, are you going to place us in re-education jails so that we, too, believe that a fertilized egg is a human being?

1

ted cruz attempts to connect with voters by wearing more handsome man's face as mask

0

addition works in the intangible as well. 1 minute + 1 minute = 2 minutes. 1 idea + 1 idea = 2 ideas. the concept of quantity is not limited to matter. if there was just a vaccous void were absolutely nothing was happening, then there would be no application of logic. but even that in itself would be logical. nothing + nothing = nothing is logical. it would actually be logical if a void with nothing added to it result in something. so even in a void, logic still prevails

0

Proof that evolution is "right" is not necessary to prove that Genesis is not science. Genesis is an inspired poem, and contains truth in its message, but it is pretty obviously a work of poetry, like a song. Look at the repetition, and all the metaphors! Poetry does not imply fiction. THere are many historically valid poems. Plus, when read figuratively, Genesis poses no conflict at all with science. Evolution is not the only science that demonstrates Genesis can not be read literally. What about the speed of light from the stars, geology, genetics, comparative embryology, etc. The only stumbling block between science and faith is a strictly literal interpretation. For most of us Faith and science work together! see: songofgenesis.org for more detailed information.

0

4 surprising reasons why preschool and kindergarten must change

0

new survey shows bernie is right: young americans want to reverse runaway inequality