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1	[bold added--ww] ** Why, yes, of course!! How foolish of everybody! It's obviously just one more case of "spontaneous generation", that's all. Any darwinist can see that, plain as day!
0	this video of kids recreating 'how i met your mother' is legendary
0	topless protester in spain grabs waxwork donald trump's crotch
0	india is home to the world's first completely solar-powered airport
1	man hoping to accidentally see roommate's girlfriend naked
0	praia de iracema is the place you should have been this week
1	It's either that or he's a frustrated tenor for the Vienna Boys Choir. ;)
0	this artist created a show just for dogs, and they loved it
0	Well, certainly I don't expect to change the minds of millions of Americans, and that is not my goal. My goal is to convince readers of my writing that Americans SHOULD agree with same-sex marriage because it is morally correct to do so.
1	anxious gina haspel gives self little pep interrogation in bathroom mirror
0	new offshore drilling analysis shows what trump's plan puts at stake
0	london life
1	maple tree wishes it was given a say in becoming memorial to man's dead wife
1	exxonmobil swears it's going to start taxes early this year
0	new 'incredibles 2' trailer is all about mom's new job and dad staying at home
1	So if you are not naive then you must be evil
0	Obviously not. If the right to life trumps all other rights, then it follows that the mother's right to life and the child's right to life cancel each other out. Mind you, if it's her choice then the pro-life movement endorses such heroism, right?
0	zachary quinto uses fake name at starbucks. customer gets steamed.
1	Yeah. It's snowing sooner here in the Midwest. I think the next Ice Age is coming.
1	Cheerio and thanks for the examples! Yes these are perfect examples of animals creating "unnatural" things- I happen to be thinking of Beavers and their dams but hey, thats just me.
0	defiant north korea launches what appears to be icbm
1	mississippi brings down yet another national average
1	new biblical text reveals god first sent christ to save elk as practice
0	So why is it a white man can't just think himself black, or vice versa?
0	target raises minimum wage to $10 an hour: report
1	mother of slaying victim glad it was onion reporter who knocked on her door half an hour after funeral
1	roommate, girlfriend never seem to have sex
1	study: majority of new marine life species now discovered while cleaning oil spills
0	amy schumer makes it official with her new chef boyfriend
0	in a devastated puerto rican landscape, getting by on tenacity, patience and the kindness of neighbors
1	man nods knowingly at mechanic
0	'the daily show' puts trump supporters through some 'extreme vetting'
1	young child still developing antibodies to mountain dew
1	riverboat horseracing fails utterly
0	Actually, qualified biologists know no such thing. In fact, I've never known one who would agree with that assertion. Can you give us some peer reviewed references to support your assertion?
1	responsible gun owner keeps firearms safely locked away where only he can get them during mental breakdown
0	conversations with god about bush
1	new healthier menu features food wendy's customers bring from home
1	nation admits there could be a little less porn
1	man from last week smacked into present day
1	destruction of rainforest cafe clears room for new hooters
1	Including the mentally ill, those with previous violent felonies, and children?
0	This obviously depends on the person. Both are not good...once again, a comparision is not gonna work. Whether you are an alcoholic or a weed-a-holic(not a real word) you will still mess up your health (which is a good reason we shouldn't have public health care).
0	obama's foreign policy: continuity rather than contradictions
0	4 ways grandparents unintentionally sabotage parents
0	the most wtf moments from men's new york fashion week
1	woman nervously reaches for cell phone as suspicious black man tells her today's soup is minestrone
0	While this is true, the number of abortions at or after 21 weeks is not insignificant. According to the Guttemacher Institute, 1.2% of abortions occur at or after 21 weeks. That translates into about 15,480 abortions. This thread, of course, is talking specifically about those 15,480 abortions.
1	gorgeous 25-year-old dead at 79
1	guy at house party must be at least 32
0	how this couple lost more than 40 pounds each in five months
1	novelty alarm clock not so funny at 7 a.m.
0	by letting go of perfection, i found my strength as a mother
0	the one big issue antonin scalia consistently got right
1	consumers now required to seek treasury department approval on all purchases over $50
0	how do you survive an ostrich attack? watch this video.
1	delta blues poised for biggest revival since 1915
1	logitech introduces high-resistance keyboard for fitness-minded typists
0	see the latest empowering breastfeeding photo that's causing controversy on facebook
1	family with 2-hour layover sets up rough shantytown at airport gate
0	the 20 funniest tweets from women this week
1	conservative floridian enjoys living under sharia law more than he thought he would
1	'game of thrones' fans now just hoping george r.r. martin dies soon so estate can release whatever he's already written
1	Aww, he is just confused. He has nothing to offer and when he first read the topic he XXX-umed that it was going to be a discussion of his noggin. The last thing we need is a damn limey board nanny. Play the ball old chap and not the man - famous limey quote
1	rhode island votes to move 2008 primary to tomorrow
0	taylor swift's mom says groping incident 'shattered our trust'
1	family knows not to interrupt dad while he's skimming pool, listening to orioles radio broadcast
0	Just so you know Peach, the 167 death row inmates are now serving life in prison. At least that one who's not guilty might now have a chance to be free.
0	why some vaccines require more than one dose
1	gore excited after seeing self on tv
1	uncle strikes out hard with book gift
0	stress and performance anxiety, part 2
1	'that's it? what the heck was that?' says dad in scorched-earth review of movie you suggested family watch together
1	pope francis kills 3 hours milling around atlanta airport during layover to d.c.
0	father's day tribute to a family man
0	do we sleep better on the solstice?
0	what it's like to lose a patient to suicide as a mental health professional
1	mitt romney frantically running around ohio smiling and waving
0	'i reunited with my birth mother, who says she wishes she never had me and that i would die'
0	so you want to be an entrepreneur? 4 reasons to think twice
0	donald trump's proposed cabinet would bring some fringe figures in from the cold
0	This is absurdity. I suppose then that medicine should wreak my body. How about viruses? Am I destroyed by them?
0	mark hamill reveals luke skywalker might be gay in 'star wars'
1	mike pence breaks out formal altar boy robes for state of the union address
1	syrian man kept up all night by neighbors dying
1	man looking for job that plays to his natural talent for half-assing things
1	apartment manager already knows to look out for tenant sending in minnie mouse checks
1	toby keith struggling to come up with rhyme for ahmadinejad
0	8 latinas every american woman should thank
1	alarming report finds hundreds of items still not available in s'mores flavor
0	Well, here's another quote from Allan Feduucia: "Feathers are unique to birds, and no known structure intermediate between scales and feathers has been identified." (J. Alan Feduccia, The Age of Birds, Harvard University Press, 1980, pg. 52) Sounds contradictory to me!
0	white house blames deadly gaza violence on hamas 'propaganda'
0	obama's next chapter: write a new book
1	bette midler ruptures
0	nobody knows what will happen if donald trump doesn't win a delegate majority
0	an open letter to the republican leadership
1	woman shows hairstylist example of haircut she wants
0	this mom is fighting to criminalize drowsy driving in her state
1	high-school teacher constantly using janitor as example
1	cat totally unaware its owner aaron eckhart

1

[bold added--ww] ** Why, yes, of course!! How foolish of everybody! It's obviously just one more case of "spontaneous generation", that's all. Any darwinist can see that, plain as day!

0

this video of kids recreating 'how i met your mother' is legendary

0

topless protester in spain grabs waxwork donald trump's crotch

0

india is home to the world's first completely solar-powered airport

1

man hoping to accidentally see roommate's girlfriend naked

0

praia de iracema is the place you should have been this week

1

It's either that or he's a frustrated tenor for the Vienna Boys Choir. ;)

0

this artist created a show just for dogs, and they loved it

0

Well, certainly I don't expect to change the minds of millions of Americans, and that is not my goal. My goal is to convince readers of my writing that Americans SHOULD agree with same-sex marriage because it is morally correct to do so.

1

anxious gina haspel gives self little pep interrogation in bathroom mirror

0

new offshore drilling analysis shows what trump's plan puts at stake

0

london life

1

maple tree wishes it was given a say in becoming memorial to man's dead wife

1

exxonmobil swears it's going to start taxes early this year

0

new 'incredibles 2' trailer is all about mom's new job and dad staying at home

1

So if you are not naive then you must be evil

0

Obviously not. If the right to life trumps all other rights, then it follows that the mother's right to life and the child's right to life cancel each other out. Mind you, if it's her choice then the pro-life movement endorses such heroism, right?

0

zachary quinto uses fake name at starbucks. customer gets steamed.

1

Yeah. It's snowing sooner here in the Midwest. I think the next Ice Age is coming.

1

Cheerio and thanks for the examples! Yes these are perfect examples of animals creating "unnatural" things- I happen to be thinking of Beavers and their dams but hey, thats just me.

0

defiant north korea launches what appears to be icbm

1

mississippi brings down yet another national average

1

new biblical text reveals god first sent christ to save elk as practice

0

So why is it a white man can't just think himself black, or vice versa?

0

target raises minimum wage to $10 an hour: report

1

mother of slaying victim glad it was onion reporter who knocked on her door half an hour after funeral

1

roommate, girlfriend never seem to have sex

1

study: majority of new marine life species now discovered while cleaning oil spills

0

amy schumer makes it official with her new chef boyfriend

0

in a devastated puerto rican landscape, getting by on tenacity, patience and the kindness of neighbors

1

man nods knowingly at mechanic

0

'the daily show' puts trump supporters through some 'extreme vetting'

1

young child still developing antibodies to mountain dew

1

riverboat horseracing fails utterly

0

Actually, qualified biologists know no such thing. In fact, I've never known one who would agree with that assertion. Can you give us some peer reviewed references to support your assertion?

1

responsible gun owner keeps firearms safely locked away where only he can get them during mental breakdown

0

conversations with god about bush

1

new healthier menu features food wendy's customers bring from home

1

nation admits there could be a little less porn

1

man from last week smacked into present day

1

destruction of rainforest cafe clears room for new hooters

1

Including the mentally ill, those with previous violent felonies, and children?

0

This obviously depends on the person. Both are not good...once again, a comparision is not gonna work. Whether you are an alcoholic or a weed-a-holic(not a real word) you will still mess up your health (which is a good reason we shouldn't have public health care).

0

obama's foreign policy: continuity rather than contradictions

0

4 ways grandparents unintentionally sabotage parents

0

the most wtf moments from men's new york fashion week

1

woman nervously reaches for cell phone as suspicious black man tells her today's soup is minestrone

0

While this is true, the number of abortions at or after 21 weeks is not insignificant. According to the Guttemacher Institute, 1.2% of abortions occur at or after 21 weeks. That translates into about 15,480 abortions. This thread, of course, is talking specifically about those 15,480 abortions.

1

gorgeous 25-year-old dead at 79

1

guy at house party must be at least 32

0

how this couple lost more than 40 pounds each in five months

1

novelty alarm clock not so funny at 7 a.m.

0

by letting go of perfection, i found my strength as a mother

0

the one big issue antonin scalia consistently got right

1

consumers now required to seek treasury department approval on all purchases over $50

0

how do you survive an ostrich attack? watch this video.

1

delta blues poised for biggest revival since 1915

1

logitech introduces high-resistance keyboard for fitness-minded typists

0

see the latest empowering breastfeeding photo that's causing controversy on facebook

1

family with 2-hour layover sets up rough shantytown at airport gate

0

the 20 funniest tweets from women this week

1

conservative floridian enjoys living under sharia law more than he thought he would

1

'game of thrones' fans now just hoping george r.r. martin dies soon so estate can release whatever he's already written

1

Aww, he is just confused. He has nothing to offer and when he first read the topic he XXX-umed that it was going to be a discussion of his noggin. The last thing we need is a damn limey board nanny. Play the ball old chap and not the man - famous limey quote

1

rhode island votes to move 2008 primary to tomorrow

0

taylor swift's mom says groping incident 'shattered our trust'

1

family knows not to interrupt dad while he's skimming pool, listening to orioles radio broadcast

0

Just so you know Peach, the 167 death row inmates are now serving life in prison. At least that one who's not guilty might now have a chance to be free.

0

why some vaccines require more than one dose

1

gore excited after seeing self on tv

1

uncle strikes out hard with book gift

0

stress and performance anxiety, part 2

1

'that's it? what the heck was that?' says dad in scorched-earth review of movie you suggested family watch together

1

pope francis kills 3 hours milling around atlanta airport during layover to d.c.

0

father's day tribute to a family man

0

do we sleep better on the solstice?

0

what it's like to lose a patient to suicide as a mental health professional

1

mitt romney frantically running around ohio smiling and waving

0

'i reunited with my birth mother, who says she wishes she never had me and that i would die'

0

so you want to be an entrepreneur? 4 reasons to think twice

0

donald trump's proposed cabinet would bring some fringe figures in from the cold

0

This is absurdity. I suppose then that medicine should wreak my body. How about viruses? Am I destroyed by them?

0

mark hamill reveals luke skywalker might be gay in 'star wars'

1

mike pence breaks out formal altar boy robes for state of the union address

1

syrian man kept up all night by neighbors dying

1

man looking for job that plays to his natural talent for half-assing things

1

apartment manager already knows to look out for tenant sending in minnie mouse checks

1

toby keith struggling to come up with rhyme for ahmadinejad

0

8 latinas every american woman should thank

1

alarming report finds hundreds of items still not available in s'mores flavor

0

Well, here's another quote from Allan Feduucia: "Feathers are unique to birds, and no known structure intermediate between scales and feathers has been identified." (J. Alan Feduccia, The Age of Birds, Harvard University Press, 1980, pg. 52) Sounds contradictory to me!

0

white house blames deadly gaza violence on hamas 'propaganda'

0

obama's next chapter: write a new book

1

bette midler ruptures

0

nobody knows what will happen if donald trump doesn't win a delegate majority

0

an open letter to the republican leadership

1

woman shows hairstylist example of haircut she wants

0

this mom is fighting to criminalize drowsy driving in her state

1

high-school teacher constantly using janitor as example

1

cat totally unaware its owner aaron eckhart