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1	No, you at least need a sling shot and ball bearings, lol.
0	'daily show' eviscerates trump's black and white view of law and order
1	'everything's $10,000' chain goes out of business
1	new orleans adopts $10 cover charge
1	nancy pelosi slams edited footage with claim that when she's drunk you'll fucking know it
0	russians at home and in america expect trump to deliver -- but on what depends
0	medicine and self-discovery: part ii of a q&a with dr. victoria sweet
0	avoid confrontation in the south china sea
0	How do you define evolution? If you don't see any, then you aren't using the definition used by evolutionary biologists. The question is who should define the vocabulary of evolutionary biologist, evolutionary biologists or creationists?
0	21 things every pug lover desperately needs in their home
0	taylor swift says ryan adams' 1989 cover album is 'such an honor'
0	in kenya's forbidden forests, conservation can turn violent
1	un quietly pushed into east river
1	obama orders guantánamo prisoners transferred to next president
1	conrad bain steps down as national kitsch-reference laureate
0	omg, the duchess of cambridge is vogue uk's june cover star
0	No, genesis is not a history lesson. It is a combination of 'just so' stories, and a religious message in allegory format. If you bothered to learn understand some of the hebrew puns behind many of the words, and also see the political commentary of events that were happening during the time it was written, that would be obvious.
1	I won't hold my breath awaiting a retraction of this piece of balderdash you've composed. Guess we'll chalk it up to puffery.
0	building a child's self esteem on stage and off
1	george zimmerman not going to let one bad experience deter him from neighborhood watch responsibilities
0	nobody wins when the final score is 161-2
0	So you would go with the unknowable argument? Well then this is applicable to your response: So now you have said that god is undefinable or often said "supernatural". T:I believe in God A:What is God? T:I dont know. Then my question to you would be that if you dont know what God is... then what is it that you believe in?
0	surprise, surprise, donald trump's supporters are trying to 'rig' the election
0	eddie redmayne wins best actor at the globes
1	So a gun is a fire hazard in a public place? I gotta say the gun haters are getting more creative with their arguments.
1	congress to meet at feingold's house today
1	study finds placing one foot forward, then the other, remains best method of walking
0	You do not have a right to drive. No one does. Driving is not a right. The state does not owe it to you to give you a license to drive. The activity of driving is a priveldge granted by the state, not a right.Rights are not regulated by government. You have them and no earthly authority can take it away from you. The state never gave me my rights, I already had them, nor do I have to ask for permission to exercise them.
1	ron paul withholding presidential endorsement until true libertarian candidate enters race
1	lottery ticket holder has already spent $900 million in anticipation of winning big prize
1	polite disney world guest decides not to bother mickey mouse for picture
0	media, the myth of trump and what really matters
1	So the fact that it is not legally recognized is the problem. What is the reason it's not legally recognized? Because the couple is gay.
1	newly discovered journal entries reveal sacagawea's repeated attempts to ditch lewis and clark
1	democratic candidate blows fundraising lead on massive 15-story lawn sign
1	winchester unveils new 9mm stray bullet guaranteed to hit innocent bystanders
1	thousands gather to watch losing incumbents marched out of washington
1	members of u2 to stare in different directions
0	islamophobia and charlie hebdo
0	tig notaro discusses her amazing topless performance with conan
1	character witness told he doesn't have what it takes to be star witness
1	michael j. fox visibly excited by return to tv
1	What can ya expect when they killed free speech in favor of hate speech tribunals? Diversity at work maybe?
0	each of these quadruplets got accepted into harvard and yale
0	amid the chattering of the global elite, a silent interlude
0	WF, that is true and if the young lady life is endangered then to terminate the pregnancy would be appropriate but get a neutral doctor to make that decision, not one from Planned Parenthood or and abortion clinic who have a biased interest in performing abortions...............That is all I ask...........
1	petsmart introduces heart-shaped puppy for valentine's day
0	theresa may's political future in danger after stunning election defeat
0	Just because it isn't verbally found in the Constitution doesn't mean I feel that it is constitutionally irrelevant. I feel that it is. Here is my question to you...do you understand why abortion is constitutional?
0	colbert: fbi is so far up trump 'they're reading his emails with a proctoscope'
1	trump campaign ponders going negative
0	And yet there are plenty of websites written by scientists with the details:
0	jenny beavan doesn't care if people didn't clap for her at the oscars
1	new study finds most of earth's oxygen used for complaining
1	movie characters happen to pass through pamplona on the one week bulls run
0	chelsea manning and the brutality of transphobia in america
0	Are you saying that an argument that is inconsistent with science should not be called unscientific, or are you saying that it should not be rejected because it is unscientific?
1	Oh you do love to do the psychological technique known as 'transference' don't you...or is it 'projection'??? You are so obsessed with gay sex, I would not be surprised if you and Ted Haggard have a lot to talk about.
0	alec confidential: inside the secretive group's annual conference
0	this supreme court case could significantly weaken teachers unions
0	this fall's can't-miss, most noteworthy memoirs
0	mark wahlberg prays god will forgive him for this movie role
0	It may only be salvaging to you but to the parents involved it is body theft.Let me just ask you to step in our shoes for just 10 minutes imagine trawling around 100's of hospital labs and medical schools seeing all these poor little babies lined up in jars and i don't mean just a few there is up to 50 in each hospital and school imagine looking at those jars hoping that one of them is your child so you can at lastgive him the burial he/she deserves(a basic human right) yet at the same time praying that none of them are yours.Having done that can you still say that it is only salvage bearing in mind our children were only sent for post mortem and many of us have not seen them since?
0	james franco responds to sexual misconduct allegations
1	narcissist convinced total strangers would want his organs
1	barack obama names alan moore official white house biographer
0	So you're admitting that Sarah Brady intentionally committed a straw purchase of a firearm, especially one that can be modified and turned into a long range sniper rifle.
1	double-entendre doesn't stand up to scrutiny
0	study proves exactly how gross bathroom hand dryers really are
1	OK, and this point I'm going to have to go with "Functionally handicapped" for $200 Alex. Go back, reread Ethmi's OP. The question was-why aren't people working to get alcohol and tobacco banned since they are responsible for more deaths than guns. And, as I and others have pointed out about a dozen damn times already, the entire question is flawed as a gun's sole purpose is to kill, while alcohol and tobacco kill as a side effect through overindulgence. And there is also the fact that you cannot point a cigarette or bottle of JD at someone and kill them.
1	Maybe what they're saying is "Grow some balls and practice civil disobedience by violating anti-Constitutional Laws that threaten your safety.
1	area bird creeped out by bird watcher
0	doctor says lover gave him poisoned, 'sweet' coffee
0	paula abdul's gps guide reveals how the star finds her center
0	transgender inmates to be integrated according to identity in san francisco
1	But a business is just a private citizen! Why should the gov't levy different taxes against them?! :O Doing business is an activity, yes. Doing business as a corporation subjects you to restrictions that a corporation must work under.
1	area mom convinced 30-year-old daughter would be married by now if she just brushed her hair more
0	man apparently opens beer with butt, inspires bartenders everywhere
1	Too hard of a question... Pass. There'd be no need for an 'Abortion' forum on this board. His (my) name would be Mickey Jones? Easy... One of them would be sterile. Yes, No, and maybe so.
0	men behaving badly
0	exercise may be the key to battling alzheimer's, studies find
0	8 thrilling books to fill the 'gone girl' void
1	report: u.s. exported 6 billion tons of crude web content last year
0	9-month old shot by father cleaning illegal gun
0	jury finds ex-cop guilty of child molestation, he drinks poison
0	these illustrations perfectly sum up what it's like to have anxiety
1	"wounder"? "handle you food"? Did you ever make it out of the 5th grade, carp breath?
1	clear american sky a constant reminder of industrial inferiority
1	history channel treating invention of popcorn like it's fucking penicillin
0	trump is so toxic that even members of his own party would rather vote hillary
1	Examined the record? Now it's not even the patient, just the record? Good god man! Many times, only a number of criteria must be met, not all of them. It would be like me saying that there must be gas in your car since it is running. Then you tell me that I must look at the gauge then physically take the tank off to be able to say without a doubt there is gas in it. Flat EEG in the cerebral cortex means no brain activity in cerebral cortex means PVS. There is no reason to test a swallowing reflex, a pain response reflex, or sphincter tone.
1	tsa guy circling stuff on boarding pass with reckless abandon
0	literally no one supports lincoln chafee in latest poll
0	tuesday's morning email: take a look at the wildfires devastating california wine country
1	picking thing up from apartment floor rescheduled for thursday
0	who says all countries should tax sugary drinks to curb obesity
1	It's manifestly evident that a people gets exactly the leaders and government type it deserves. In 4 years, you'll be begging for the good ole years of Bush...and the peace and plenty of Clinton will be recalled as the golden age...cause most people will forget anything negative that happened. But, that's in 4 years. In 2.8 years you may be residing in a shallow pit somewhere. Now, if you'll forgive me, I'm off to demonstrate my Quisling skills to my masters.
1	activity made up to sell athletic shoes
1	court takes custody of harley from unfit motorcycle mama
1	pharmaceutical rep assures doctor he personally tries every drug he promotes

1

No, you at least need a sling shot and ball bearings, lol.

0

'daily show' eviscerates trump's black and white view of law and order

1

'everything's $10,000' chain goes out of business

1

new orleans adopts $10 cover charge

1

nancy pelosi slams edited footage with claim that when she's drunk you'll fucking know it

0

russians at home and in america expect trump to deliver -- but on what depends

0

medicine and self-discovery: part ii of a q&a with dr. victoria sweet

0

avoid confrontation in the south china sea

0

How do you define evolution? If you don't see any, then you aren't using the definition used by evolutionary biologists. The question is who should define the vocabulary of evolutionary biologist, evolutionary biologists or creationists?

0

21 things every pug lover desperately needs in their home

0

taylor swift says ryan adams' 1989 cover album is 'such an honor'

0

in kenya's forbidden forests, conservation can turn violent

1

un quietly pushed into east river

1

obama orders guantánamo prisoners transferred to next president

1

conrad bain steps down as national kitsch-reference laureate

0

omg, the duchess of cambridge is vogue uk's june cover star

0

No, genesis is not a history lesson. It is a combination of 'just so' stories, and a religious message in allegory format. If you bothered to learn understand some of the hebrew puns behind many of the words, and also see the political commentary of events that were happening during the time it was written, that would be obvious.

1

I won't hold my breath awaiting a retraction of this piece of balderdash you've composed. Guess we'll chalk it up to puffery.

0

building a child's self esteem on stage and off

1

george zimmerman not going to let one bad experience deter him from neighborhood watch responsibilities

0

nobody wins when the final score is 161-2

0

So you would go with the unknowable argument? Well then this is applicable to your response: So now you have said that god is undefinable or often said "supernatural". T:I believe in God A:What is God? T:I dont know. Then my question to you would be that if you dont know what God is... then what is it that you believe in?

0

surprise, surprise, donald trump's supporters are trying to 'rig' the election

0

eddie redmayne wins best actor at the globes

1

So a gun is a fire hazard in a public place? I gotta say the gun haters are getting more creative with their arguments.

1

congress to meet at feingold's house today

1

study finds placing one foot forward, then the other, remains best method of walking

0

You do not have a right to drive. No one does. Driving is not a right. The state does not owe it to you to give you a license to drive. The activity of driving is a priveldge granted by the state, not a right.Rights are not regulated by government. You have them and no earthly authority can take it away from you. The state never gave me my rights, I already had them, nor do I have to ask for permission to exercise them.

1

ron paul withholding presidential endorsement until true libertarian candidate enters race

1

lottery ticket holder has already spent $900 million in anticipation of winning big prize

1

polite disney world guest decides not to bother mickey mouse for picture

0

media, the myth of trump and what really matters

1

So the fact that it is not legally recognized is the problem. What is the reason it's not legally recognized? Because the couple is gay.

1

newly discovered journal entries reveal sacagawea's repeated attempts to ditch lewis and clark

1

democratic candidate blows fundraising lead on massive 15-story lawn sign

1

winchester unveils new 9mm stray bullet guaranteed to hit innocent bystanders

1

thousands gather to watch losing incumbents marched out of washington

1

members of u2 to stare in different directions

0

islamophobia and charlie hebdo

0

tig notaro discusses her amazing topless performance with conan

1

character witness told he doesn't have what it takes to be star witness

1

michael j. fox visibly excited by return to tv

1

What can ya expect when they killed free speech in favor of hate speech tribunals? Diversity at work maybe?

0

each of these quadruplets got accepted into harvard and yale

0

amid the chattering of the global elite, a silent interlude

0

WF, that is true and if the young lady life is endangered then to terminate the pregnancy would be appropriate but get a neutral doctor to make that decision, not one from Planned Parenthood or and abortion clinic who have a biased interest in performing abortions...............That is all I ask...........

1

petsmart introduces heart-shaped puppy for valentine's day

0

theresa may's political future in danger after stunning election defeat

0

Just because it isn't verbally found in the Constitution doesn't mean I feel that it is constitutionally irrelevant. I feel that it is. Here is my question to you...do you understand why abortion is constitutional?

0

colbert: fbi is so far up trump 'they're reading his emails with a proctoscope'

1

trump campaign ponders going negative

0

And yet there are plenty of websites written by scientists with the details:

0

jenny beavan doesn't care if people didn't clap for her at the oscars

1

new study finds most of earth's oxygen used for complaining

1

movie characters happen to pass through pamplona on the one week bulls run

0

chelsea manning and the brutality of transphobia in america

0

Are you saying that an argument that is inconsistent with science should not be called unscientific, or are you saying that it should not be rejected because it is unscientific?

1

Oh you do love to do the psychological technique known as 'transference' don't you...or is it 'projection'??? You are so obsessed with gay sex, I would not be surprised if you and Ted Haggard have a lot to talk about.

0

alec confidential: inside the secretive group's annual conference

0

this supreme court case could significantly weaken teachers unions

0

this fall's can't-miss, most noteworthy memoirs

0

mark wahlberg prays god will forgive him for this movie role

0

It may only be salvaging to you but to the parents involved it is body theft.Let me just ask you to step in our shoes for just 10 minutes imagine trawling around 100's of hospital labs and medical schools seeing all these poor little babies lined up in jars and i don't mean just a few there is up to 50 in each hospital and school imagine looking at those jars hoping that one of them is your child so you can at lastgive him the burial he/she deserves(a basic human right) yet at the same time praying that none of them are yours.Having done that can you still say that it is only salvage bearing in mind our children were only sent for post mortem and many of us have not seen them since?

0

james franco responds to sexual misconduct allegations

1

narcissist convinced total strangers would want his organs

1

barack obama names alan moore official white house biographer

0

So you're admitting that Sarah Brady intentionally committed a straw purchase of a firearm, especially one that can be modified and turned into a long range sniper rifle.

1

double-entendre doesn't stand up to scrutiny

0

study proves exactly how gross bathroom hand dryers really are

1

OK, and this point I'm going to have to go with "Functionally handicapped" for $200 Alex. Go back, reread Ethmi's OP. The question was-why aren't people working to get alcohol and tobacco banned since they are responsible for more deaths than guns. And, as I and others have pointed out about a dozen damn times already, the entire question is flawed as a gun's sole purpose is to kill, while alcohol and tobacco kill as a side effect through overindulgence. And there is also the fact that you cannot point a cigarette or bottle of JD at someone and kill them.

1

Maybe what they're saying is "Grow some balls and practice civil disobedience by violating anti-Constitutional Laws that threaten your safety.

1

area bird creeped out by bird watcher

0

doctor says lover gave him poisoned, 'sweet' coffee

0

paula abdul's gps guide reveals how the star finds her center

0

transgender inmates to be integrated according to identity in san francisco

1

But a business is just a private citizen! Why should the gov't levy different taxes against them?! :O Doing business is an activity, yes. Doing business as a corporation subjects you to restrictions that a corporation must work under.

1

area mom convinced 30-year-old daughter would be married by now if she just brushed her hair more

0

man apparently opens beer with butt, inspires bartenders everywhere

1

Too hard of a question... Pass. There'd be no need for an 'Abortion' forum on this board. His (my) name would be Mickey Jones? Easy... One of them would be sterile. Yes, No, and maybe so.

0

men behaving badly

0

exercise may be the key to battling alzheimer's, studies find

0

8 thrilling books to fill the 'gone girl' void

1

report: u.s. exported 6 billion tons of crude web content last year

0

9-month old shot by father cleaning illegal gun

0

jury finds ex-cop guilty of child molestation, he drinks poison

0

these illustrations perfectly sum up what it's like to have anxiety

1

"wounder"? "handle you food"? Did you ever make it out of the 5th grade, carp breath?

1

clear american sky a constant reminder of industrial inferiority

1

history channel treating invention of popcorn like it's fucking penicillin

0

trump is so toxic that even members of his own party would rather vote hillary

1

Examined the record? Now it's not even the patient, just the record? Good god man! Many times, only a number of criteria must be met, not all of them. It would be like me saying that there must be gas in your car since it is running. Then you tell me that I must look at the gauge then physically take the tank off to be able to say without a doubt there is gas in it. Flat EEG in the cerebral cortex means no brain activity in cerebral cortex means PVS. There is no reason to test a swallowing reflex, a pain response reflex, or sphincter tone.

1

tsa guy circling stuff on boarding pass with reckless abandon

0

literally no one supports lincoln chafee in latest poll

0

tuesday's morning email: take a look at the wildfires devastating california wine country

1

picking thing up from apartment floor rescheduled for thursday

0

who says all countries should tax sugary drinks to curb obesity

1

It's manifestly evident that a people gets exactly the leaders and government type it deserves. In 4 years, you'll be begging for the good ole years of Bush...and the peace and plenty of Clinton will be recalled as the golden age...cause most people will forget anything negative that happened. But, that's in 4 years. In 2.8 years you may be residing in a shallow pit somewhere. Now, if you'll forgive me, I'm off to demonstrate my Quisling skills to my masters.

1

activity made up to sell athletic shoes

1

court takes custody of harley from unfit motorcycle mama

1

pharmaceutical rep assures doctor he personally tries every drug he promotes