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1	clinton sold
0	Abortion is about pregnancy - and whether or a not a woman wants to be or can sustain a pregnancy - physically, emotionally and economically.Nobody has to be a parent. That is why there is adoption, safe-haven laws, the signing away of parental rights - and oh yes, an ever growing population of dead beat dads.I am still waiting to see proof of all the mourning dads due to women having abortions. Most of those women are desperate and alone - or have the blessing of the father.
1	sun goes out for a few seconds
0	here's how obama pulled off a surprise trip to afghanistan
0	jilted bride penned the world's most depressing ebay listing
0	why changing the world is a two-step process
1	sessions drops pile of weapons in prison yard before ordering inmates to reduce overcrowding by 30%
1	researchers announce they don't have heart to reveal what will happen to 1 in 5 women
0	Maybe Massachusetts should allow for divorces via notarized mail by non-residents or whatever else is needed to make it easier to do so remotely and more timely, if someone has a serious need to get a legal divorce for such a marriage that only exists somewhere else. What interest would a state that doesn't recognize gay marriage in the first place have in allowing gay divorce?
1	country cd put on to impress repair guy
1	I already have, hence the explanation I provided. If you challenge me to show you an error then I will. Did you expect me to try and show something that was true and see if I could convince you it wasn't? When you post your evidence it usually has holes in it, not always but the truth is funny that way. It is very difficult sometimes to cover it up. And stay away from those shrimp, eagles, gays and snowmen They are all abominations.
1	secretary of interior unveils plans for new high-speed creek
0	'whoisdsharp' injects some viral vine violin into huffpost 6x60
1	Dunno about that. It looks pretty danged cozy for the corporate socialist. The American people, however, look to be shat upon by the Republicorps screaming and bawling in the streets.
0	samantha bee tells democrats what it'll take to stop donald trump
0	ny governor assigns investigation into eric schneiderman abuse allegations
1	report: most americans have enough saved for retirement to live comfortably on streets
1	turnout lower than expected for gala central african awards
0	george takei reminds donald trump of the past horrors of nuclear weapons
0	kylie jenner and tyga got way handsy in the club like no one was snapchatting
1	explosion used to signify big savings
0	hope hicks named white house communications director
1	madd psa clarifies it's okay to drive drunk if it'll be big pain to get car tomorrow
1	leonardo dicaprio nervous about telling new girlfriend he a virgin
0	toyota launches 'back to the future'-themed ad campaign
0	giuliana rancic on cheating ex jerry o'connell: 'it's all good'
0	Evolution wasn't introduced until 1859. When did abortion become popular?The industrial revolution occurred in the 1800s. Maybe that was the cause of abortion's alleged popularity.Grover Cleveland was elected in the 1800s. Clearly he had something to do with the alleged increase in abortion's popularity.The American Civil War occurred in the 1800s. It must have been the impetus for the rise in popularity of abortion.A human embryo does have features that look like gill slits. They are not gills but pharyngeal clefts. No modern book presents any information that human embryros have gill slits as if it is fact.
0	As Arthur Jones described in the copy/paste in my first post, there are benefits. You have not addressed what it said.
1	world-weary man bitterly rents mercury rising
1	decades of breathing really starting to catch up with chinese man
0	ben affleck happily reviewing 'batman v superman' means sad affleck is officially dead
0	south china sea: philippines running out of options
0	china's sexiest panda obliterates own record in latest sex romp
0	mandy moore shows off shiny new engagement ring at 2017 emmy awards
0	iraqi catholic bishop still has vivid memories of mosul's fall
1	captain asks stranger to keep eye on destroyer while he runs to bathroom
1	all of math teacher's examples involve moon pies
0	'hatchet man' suspect could have ties to murder of teen hikers, police say
0	That's a bad term. I wouldn't call myself that, but I do know more then average person.
1	'diversity was the real winner last night,' report hundreds of dumbasses whose very existence insults the name of journalism
0	al qaeda chief calls for more kidnappings
1	louie anderson now available in pasta form
0	newspaper scraps references to gay man's husband in his mom's obituary
0	Then 99% of creationists are not informed as far as I can tell. It seems that your position is that "informed" creationists are neo-Darwinists, fully accepting of the theories of evolution.
1	picture most closely resembling actual self immediately deleted
0	following the money: energy dollars hard at work on capitol hill
1	Don't you know? GOD was the reason why something that was buried 50 years ago is the same age as baby bird hatched two hours ago! Seriously, you call yourself a scientists and you don't prostrate yourself and credit God for everything? Don't you WORSHIP and thank GOD every time your microwave turns on when you push the button? Seriously. emoticonXGood
1	Did you notice how what I was responding to was said? I didn't think so. Your tunnel vision is showing again.
1	routine drunk-driving trip turns tragic for five local teens
1	Well, you're writing from an embryo's point of view, when an embryo doesn't even have a point of view. It would be like writing from a rock's point of view.
0	So?I look into the clouds and see a cow. Clouds aren't telling me to have a steak.
0	You're obviously an Obama supporter, they're the only people who wouldn't be upset at his abusive tactics of threatening lawsuits against anyone that runs unfavorable ads against him, thus showing that he doesn't support the First Amendment.
1	this time to be different
1	Ah, so I don't like democracy, and yet it is you who in the post are telling me that I have to support McCain's statement. Are you serious? That sure doesn't sound like democracy to me. I also find it funny that you claim that I don't like democracy when my very post stated that I would be voting for the Democrat party. But then, I guess if we don't support Bushyboy and his fellow republicanazis, we must be against democracy, right? Get real, Phyllis.
1	couple puts handful of items on registry that loser family members can afford
1	megachurch threatened by new ultrachurch
1	lol. Thanks for agreeing with me. I stated as you quoted that it did not work. Where again where you trying to attack me? By calling me illiterate you yourself call yourself illiterate as your statements agree with what I said. If you need me, I'll be in the audience. You're arguing with yourself. Pray tell, where did I say he accomplished anything? Or are you lying? [/quote] Sure child. They have real religious freedom there[/quote] Only you would consider Taosim and Buddhism not to be religions. Oh wait, I fogot, you consider all non-extremist christians not be athiests.
1	limited-edition solange vinyl features list of chores to do while album plays in background
0	'draft biden' super pac releases first ad
1	report: 80% of women currently wearing wrong size bra, shirt, shoes, pants, hat
0	national enquirer turns on michael cohen
0	michelle wolf speaks out on white house correspondents' dinner controversy
0	my michael brown and ezell ford moment
0	9 shows that make the case for watching television in august
0	feds say hydropower capacity could be doubled in u.s.
0	as high court weighs online sales taxes, states get ready to pounce
1	pence tells emotional story of longtime friend who was aborted after second trimester
1	area horse hung like horse
0	supreme court hands a major victory to workers who were stiffed on overtime pay
0	watch heroic drivers rescue 2 scared dogs dashing down freeway
0	rainbow flags burned outside north carolina church after law controversy
1	levi's factory implicated in cruel treatment of denim cows
1	uncle put more thought than usual into this year's gift cards
0	migrant boat to europe sinks, some 200 feared dead
1	lifelong newport smoker barely alive with pleasure
0	defiant sanders camp: it ain't over
0	pope urges using 'weapons of love' to combat evil in easter message
1	despite armie hammer profile in 'good housekeeping' magazine, 'lone ranger' a flop at box office
0	media ethics: whose standards?
1	trump boys chasing wounded boar around white house
0	donald trump renominates environmental pick democrats called 'extreme' and 'embarrassing'
0	former counterterrorism official slams 'coward' trump over comey firing
0	kelsea ballerini believes it's a new era for women in country music
1	millions of policy proposals spill into sea as brookings institution think tanker runs aground off crimea coast
0	girl cries after mlb star traded; he takes her for pizza
1	local news anchor mistakenly reveals salary during broadcast
0	Abortion is their best choice?????? Yet women deserve better? Why do you think abortion is their best choice?
0	'the shining' is now 'the chickening,' so be afraid and chicken
0	before and after satellite images show hurricane maria's destruction of dominica
0	rihanna's low-cut red gown is a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen
1	tbs once again leads all networks in leslie nielsen ratings
1	security removes biden's rowdy buddies from auditorium
0	I think such a move would qualify as a recognized declaration of war.
1	local woman considers telling gynecologist whole truth
1	lester jackson gets his sorry ass home
0	is north korea really ready to negotiate its denuclearization?
0	dc police investigating possible hate crime after 2 men beaten in alleged anti-gay attack
0	your career - paved road or tall grass?
0	florida man gets arrested with 'go directly to jail' shirt
0	let us not celebrate a fifth anniversary of the syrian conflict

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clinton sold

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Abortion is about pregnancy - and whether or a not a woman wants to be or can sustain a pregnancy - physically, emotionally and economically.Nobody has to be a parent. That is why there is adoption, safe-haven laws, the signing away of parental rights - and oh yes, an ever growing population of dead beat dads.I am still waiting to see proof of all the mourning dads due to women having abortions. Most of those women are desperate and alone - or have the blessing of the father.

1

sun goes out for a few seconds

0

here's how obama pulled off a surprise trip to afghanistan

0

jilted bride penned the world's most depressing ebay listing

0

why changing the world is a two-step process

1

sessions drops pile of weapons in prison yard before ordering inmates to reduce overcrowding by 30%

1

researchers announce they don't have heart to reveal what will happen to 1 in 5 women

0

Maybe Massachusetts should allow for divorces via notarized mail by non-residents or whatever else is needed to make it easier to do so remotely and more timely, if someone has a serious need to get a legal divorce for such a marriage that only exists somewhere else. What interest would a state that doesn't recognize gay marriage in the first place have in allowing gay divorce?

1

country cd put on to impress repair guy

1

I already have, hence the explanation I provided. If you challenge me to show you an error then I will. Did you expect me to try and show something that was true and see if I could convince you it wasn't? When you post your evidence it usually has holes in it, not always but the truth is funny that way. It is very difficult sometimes to cover it up. And stay away from those shrimp, eagles, gays and snowmen They are all abominations.

1

secretary of interior unveils plans for new high-speed creek

0

'whoisdsharp' injects some viral vine violin into huffpost 6x60

1

Dunno about that. It looks pretty danged cozy for the corporate socialist. The American people, however, look to be shat upon by the Republicorps screaming and bawling in the streets.

0

samantha bee tells democrats what it'll take to stop donald trump

0

ny governor assigns investigation into eric schneiderman abuse allegations

1

report: most americans have enough saved for retirement to live comfortably on streets

1

turnout lower than expected for gala central african awards

0

george takei reminds donald trump of the past horrors of nuclear weapons

0

kylie jenner and tyga got way handsy in the club like no one was snapchatting

1

explosion used to signify big savings

0

hope hicks named white house communications director

1

madd psa clarifies it's okay to drive drunk if it'll be big pain to get car tomorrow

1

leonardo dicaprio nervous about telling new girlfriend he a virgin

0

toyota launches 'back to the future'-themed ad campaign

0

giuliana rancic on cheating ex jerry o'connell: 'it's all good'

0

Evolution wasn't introduced until 1859. When did abortion become popular?The industrial revolution occurred in the 1800s. Maybe that was the cause of abortion's alleged popularity.Grover Cleveland was elected in the 1800s. Clearly he had something to do with the alleged increase in abortion's popularity.The American Civil War occurred in the 1800s. It must have been the impetus for the rise in popularity of abortion.A human embryo does have features that look like gill slits. They are not gills but pharyngeal clefts. No modern book presents any information that human embryros have gill slits as if it is fact.

0

As Arthur Jones described in the copy/paste in my first post, there are benefits. You have not addressed what it said.

1

world-weary man bitterly rents mercury rising

1

decades of breathing really starting to catch up with chinese man

0

ben affleck happily reviewing 'batman v superman' means sad affleck is officially dead

0

south china sea: philippines running out of options

0

china's sexiest panda obliterates own record in latest sex romp

0

mandy moore shows off shiny new engagement ring at 2017 emmy awards

0

iraqi catholic bishop still has vivid memories of mosul's fall

1

captain asks stranger to keep eye on destroyer while he runs to bathroom

1

all of math teacher's examples involve moon pies

0

'hatchet man' suspect could have ties to murder of teen hikers, police say

0

That's a bad term. I wouldn't call myself that, but I do know more then average person.

1

'diversity was the real winner last night,' report hundreds of dumbasses whose very existence insults the name of journalism

0

al qaeda chief calls for more kidnappings

1

louie anderson now available in pasta form

0

newspaper scraps references to gay man's husband in his mom's obituary

0

Then 99% of creationists are not informed as far as I can tell. It seems that your position is that "informed" creationists are neo-Darwinists, fully accepting of the theories of evolution.

1

picture most closely resembling actual self immediately deleted

0

following the money: energy dollars hard at work on capitol hill

1

Don't you know? GOD was the reason why something that was buried 50 years ago is the same age as baby bird hatched two hours ago! Seriously, you call yourself a scientists and you don't prostrate yourself and credit God for everything? Don't you WORSHIP and thank GOD every time your microwave turns on when you push the button? Seriously. emoticonXGood

1

Did you notice how what I was responding to was said? I didn't think so. Your tunnel vision is showing again.

1

routine drunk-driving trip turns tragic for five local teens

1

Well, you're writing from an embryo's point of view, when an embryo doesn't even have a point of view. It would be like writing from a rock's point of view.

0

So?I look into the clouds and see a cow. Clouds aren't telling me to have a steak.

0

You're obviously an Obama supporter, they're the only people who wouldn't be upset at his abusive tactics of threatening lawsuits against anyone that runs unfavorable ads against him, thus showing that he doesn't support the First Amendment.

1

this time to be different

1

Ah, so I don't like democracy, and yet it is you who in the post are telling me that I have to support McCain's statement. Are you serious? That sure doesn't sound like democracy to me. I also find it funny that you claim that I don't like democracy when my very post stated that I would be voting for the Democrat party. But then, I guess if we don't support Bushyboy and his fellow republicanazis, we must be against democracy, right? Get real, Phyllis.

1

couple puts handful of items on registry that loser family members can afford

1

megachurch threatened by new ultrachurch

1

lol. Thanks for agreeing with me. I stated as you quoted that it did not work. Where again where you trying to attack me? By calling me illiterate you yourself call yourself illiterate as your statements agree with what I said. If you need me, I'll be in the audience. You're arguing with yourself. Pray tell, where did I say he accomplished anything? Or are you lying? [/quote] Sure child. They have real religious freedom there[/quote] Only you would consider Taosim and Buddhism not to be religions. Oh wait, I fogot, you consider all non-extremist christians not be athiests.

1

limited-edition solange vinyl features list of chores to do while album plays in background

0

'draft biden' super pac releases first ad

1

report: 80% of women currently wearing wrong size bra, shirt, shoes, pants, hat

0

national enquirer turns on michael cohen

0

michelle wolf speaks out on white house correspondents' dinner controversy

0

my michael brown and ezell ford moment

0

9 shows that make the case for watching television in august

0

feds say hydropower capacity could be doubled in u.s.

0

as high court weighs online sales taxes, states get ready to pounce

1

pence tells emotional story of longtime friend who was aborted after second trimester

1

area horse hung like horse

0

supreme court hands a major victory to workers who were stiffed on overtime pay

0

watch heroic drivers rescue 2 scared dogs dashing down freeway

0

rainbow flags burned outside north carolina church after law controversy

1

levi's factory implicated in cruel treatment of denim cows

1

uncle put more thought than usual into this year's gift cards

0

migrant boat to europe sinks, some 200 feared dead

1

lifelong newport smoker barely alive with pleasure

0

defiant sanders camp: it ain't over

0

pope urges using 'weapons of love' to combat evil in easter message

1

despite armie hammer profile in 'good housekeeping' magazine, 'lone ranger' a flop at box office

0

media ethics: whose standards?

1

trump boys chasing wounded boar around white house

0

donald trump renominates environmental pick democrats called 'extreme' and 'embarrassing'

0

former counterterrorism official slams 'coward' trump over comey firing

0

kelsea ballerini believes it's a new era for women in country music

1

millions of policy proposals spill into sea as brookings institution think tanker runs aground off crimea coast

0

girl cries after mlb star traded; he takes her for pizza

1

local news anchor mistakenly reveals salary during broadcast

0

Abortion is their best choice?????? Yet women deserve better? Why do you think abortion is their best choice?

0

'the shining' is now 'the chickening,' so be afraid and chicken

0

before and after satellite images show hurricane maria's destruction of dominica

0

rihanna's low-cut red gown is a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen

1

tbs once again leads all networks in leslie nielsen ratings

1

security removes biden's rowdy buddies from auditorium

0

I think such a move would qualify as a recognized declaration of war.

1

local woman considers telling gynecologist whole truth

1

lester jackson gets his sorry ass home

0

is north korea really ready to negotiate its denuclearization?

0

dc police investigating possible hate crime after 2 men beaten in alleged anti-gay attack

0

your career - paved road or tall grass?

0

florida man gets arrested with 'go directly to jail' shirt

0

let us not celebrate a fifth anniversary of the syrian conflict