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0	blacker and better: jessica lea mayfield
0	my kid doesn't need permission to walk out
0	Misunderstanding or misrepresentation? Biologists and geneticists do not claim that DNA is isolated from the environment. We are well aware that the environment can cause mutations under many conditions (cosmic radiation, x-ray, etc.). What is denied is that mutations are environmentally directed - in other words, exposure to cosmic radiation will not cause a mutation that will make the organism resistant to cosmic radiation. The mutations will be random. On the other hand, natural selection IS, by definition, the response of populations to their environment. The environment has been shown to have effects on DNA, i.e., the genome of the population.
1	god, this has been argued against a thousand times. by this deffinition masterbation is killing, menstration is involentary manslauter. by this deffinition you kill someone every time you walk by a carrot without eating it.
0	if the laws of logic are human constructs then how can they be absolute since humans think differently and often contradictorily. If they are produced from human minds, and human minds are mutually contradictory, then how can the constructs be absolute? Therefore, the laws of logic are not human constructs.
0	Such personal attacks as yours indicate a bankruptcy of argument and reveal much about you while revealing nothing about me. If someone says that you are more likely to die in a car accident than in an airplane accident would accuse them of not caring about airplane accident victims? Would you accuse them of taking delight in the number of car deaths?
0	virginia alcohol agents involved in bloody arrest return to duty
0	venture fair in athens gives greek entrepreneurs newfound hope
1	pete townshend can't explain
0	become who you are: the world's first legally recognized cyborg may be onto something
0	interview with elaine jung
0	father of war hero near tears as he pleads with paul ryan, mitch mcconnell to 'repudiate' trump
1	the problem is that the scientists don?t rule the world but the fundamentalists do and since Global Warming does not appear in the Bible it can not be true. Right? By the way when the day comes that the fruity nutters are proved wrong it will be too late. And the fruity nutters will say: ?It was God?s will ? We are doomed as the fundamentalist ?capitalist axis in the USA will screw the world for good sooner or later.
0	space, race and the space race
0	You keep claiming that, but you never reference it. I'd like to see sources and names. Just because evolutionary sources don't claim to be engaging in a PR exercise doesn't mean they aren't doing it. There is plenty of evidence of it, even if they don't honestly admit it.
1	birthplace of president carter accidentally visited
0	elizabeth banks posts aca-amazing 'pitch perfect 2' cast photo
0	sonar is more than that; it's a method of communication.http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20041025/bat.htmlWhenever females heard sonar sounds from another female, they would call less frequently, likely to tune in to what the other female was communicating. According to the researchers, female bats interact mainly with other females in complex hierarchies during their lives, so that could be why they take more of an interest in echolocation sounds from their own sex......She told Discovery News, "The connection of the two studies is in the idea that bat communication is more complex than previously documented, since research is finding a variety of social calls to be communicating territory defense and mate attraction, as well as sonar calls, previously thought to only function in prey capture and navigation, to also have a communication role."
1	93% of americans admit they occasionally check behind shower curtain for bad guys
1	Howie, You don't even know who I claim to be. ...and evidently, you don't know chitlins from grits. (Neither of them has a singular descriptor. It's chitterlings and grits...not a chitterling or a grit.) Where did you go to school?
1	syrian electronic army has a little fun before inevitable upcoming deaths at hands of rebels
1	hubble space telescope finds men from venus, women from mars
0	can limiting the use of military gear prevent another ferguson?
1	dad's tough exterior hides angry, resentful center
0	A taste of what could be our future if the left has its way.
1	subway manager disgusted by sight of cold cut combo devouring large rat
1	state election commission chases wild animals out of voting booths in preparation for upcoming midterms
1	michael dukakis still drives old tank everywhere
0	team usa wins third straight olympic gold beating serbia in rio
0	Well it came from somewhere and presumably changed as it went along.
0	my husband died, how can i be thankful?
0	egyptian death sentence for soccer fans puts president's iron grip to the test
0	If you literally mean "kill," then you are right. However, many pro-lifers use "kill" as a synonym for "murder." Given the strength of your rhetoric, I assumed that you were a pro-lifer equating the choice of abortion with a choice of murder, which is an unsupported controversial assertion. If you meant that a choice to abort is a choice to kill, regardless of the moral status (murder or non-murder) of that particular act of killing, then I agree with you, although I'm not sure why you bothered to say it.
1	dreary, passionless couple believes your soulmate out there too
0	sorry, but marvel and 'star wars' films are leaving netflix
1	report: there an adult superstore off exit 16
0	The Second Amendment does not apply to an Ohio Law. Thus, this ban is not unconstituitonal under the US Constitution. The Ohio Constitution, may however, protect gun rights, but I haven't read it.
1	song crafted in the deepest pit of hell wins big at grammys
0	what we're talking about when we talk about skin care
0	The character of God seems to be in the eye of the beholder... Or non-existant.
1	justice department calls on ferguson to align level of institutional racism with rest of country
1	area teen smoking like he's been to fucking war or something
0	'ant-man and the wasp' trailer brings the fun after 'avengers: infinity war'
0	officials raid home of activist behind planned parenthood 'sting' videos
0	asians most likely to be charged for espionage in u.s.: report
0	how the iran nuclear deal came to be
1	dnc files lawsuit alleging nation should never, ever stop focusing on 2016 election
0	Archie, the ONLY issue that gays don't have a majority support for gay equality on is gay marriage. That's it.Laws against sodomy? Majority oppose them.Laws against gay adoption? Majority oppose them.Laws against gays in the military? Majority oppose them.Hate crime legislation for gays? Majority supports them.ENDA? Majority support.Even CIVIL UNIONS has a majority support.But you are too swept up in your self-assumed superiority to recognize when you are standing alone...I am laughing at the fact that you are fighting against people who comment on SOME Christian actions against gays, but then you EXUDE the very thing we are talking about.You become a living example.Quite frankly Archie, I think you are a thorough embarrassment to most of the other anti-gay posters on these threads.Comparing gays to al Qaeda? emoticonXDonno And I thought Robertson and Falwell were emoticonXCensored when they tried to associate gays as a cause to the issue of 9/11.
1	jenna bush's federally protected wetlands now open for public drilling
0	the damaging stigmas men of color in makeup face
1	man from future can't stop living in the less-far-into-the-future
1	hard to tell if wikipedia entry on dada has been vandalized or not
0	video captures courthouse beating of inmate accused of killing chicago child
0	scientists agree this is the most effective diet for weight loss
0	15 adorable notebooks that will make you want to put away your iphone and write
1	son discovers dad's welcome back, kotter spec script while cleaning out attic
1	So is it safe to say you may be for pro-ignorance? With technology ANSWERS become clear. Everything cost money. Education cost money, therefore knowledge has a price tag. Do you now suggest people don't go to College because it too is yet another EXPENSE. Society should NOT be inventing equipment that advance our intelligence. Sonograms are great tool for understanding more to those women who have doubt. I don't know about you, but I'm all for empowerment with knowledge. Most people are "VISUAL" people and perhaps seeing the unborn may make the CHOICE clearer for the woman. I'm for educating those from ALL PERSPECTIVES. Most people would rather see physcial evidence that a sonogram may provide than the RHETORIC of SLOGANS and IDEALISTIC POINTS OF VIEW. I know your kind..."just trust me" is your motto.
1	financial analysts offer to talk about recession for $5
1	nasa acquires moon for kennedy space center exhibit
0	midlife sex: myths vs. reality
0	morocco cracks down on journalists
1	Let's clean up our terminology. "Color" is just our brains' way of comprehending wavelength of light, so instead of saying "color," let's say "wavelength." You took Kronus's statement as meaning that we can make machines that can see wavelengths that we can't see with our eyes. This is true.
1	Well since Bush took office the mantra has bee "Local Control" has it not. Apparently the people of your state want whats happening. Local control in action. Rejoice in your victory.
0	using new technology to give voice to the voiceless
0	oval office press chaos: 'you guys are getting worse,' says trump
1	Which assumes we(unbelievers) will have traditional Christian Ceremonies, for one I don't ever plan on getting married and I plan to live forever so I see no need to have a funeral.
1	latest gop debate concludes with candidates wrestling squealing pig to ground and slaughtering it
1	postal service: 'and wait until you cocksuckers see what we do with wednesdays'
1	dog held against will inside skype window
1	man on rolling swivel chair pushes away from desk like blue angel breaking formation
1	nra says mass shootings just the unfortunate price of protecting people's freedom to commit mass shootings
0	But only if they're willing to receive one. Most aren't.
0	jeff sessions opposes bipartisan drug sentencing reform bill
0	tyler, the creator, is a huge fan of tesla ceo elon musk
0	watch 'drag race' star milk channel madonna in iconic ad for pop star's new skincare line
0	'just another lingering flu' by dr. david lourea (excerpt)
1	I can hear all the scores of laughter now. emoticonXRolleyes emoticonXRolleyes emoticonXRolleyes But alas, this is pointless, as are you. I'm bored and done. ciao
0	are you living your divorce or living your life?
0	souls of wisdom
0	the ugliest american: thinkers from around the world weigh in on trump's rise
1	I believe we have a human responsibility to one another. That we are our brother's keeper. Tell me, Bassman, if there aren't enough jobs, and the costs of medical care are skyrocketing through the roof, what do you suggest your fellow Americans do? Just drop dead?
1	fbi agent still tasked with following noam chomsky around prepares for another day in local panera
0	big banks call for 'strong' climate deal
0	watch live: cast of 'girls' dishes about new season
1	everything a goddamn ordeal in area family
0	fact or fiction? identifying reliable integrative medicine resources
0	theater: nph is... wait for it... epic in 'hedwig;' daniel radcliffe is impressive in 'cripple;' 'the great immensity' isn't
1	bush attempts to distance self from yet another failed business
1	Do you think that being allowed to marry your favorite sheep would undermine the institution of marriage? How about the ability to marry multiple partners? Or do you think that nothing is capable of undermining the institution of marriage? Just trying to gauge your level of sincerity. And sanity.
1	Not being a jew, I suppose I'll opt for the Christian Devil.
1	quiznos releases new 6-foot-long party man
1	salvation army clothing drop-off choked with stirrup pants
1	man with hammer-induced thumb injury appeals to christ almighty
1	report: good thing world has unlimited quantity of oil
0	why this mom of four loves her 'jelly abs and shriveled up skin'
0	Not at all, more stories that have been fed to you. The notion of a literal Genesis was rejected two hundred years ago, when no evidence of it could be found. the leading scientists of the day were often also trained in divinity, so they were looking HARD for it. But they had the integrity to admit that it wasn't there.
0	boy, 2, makes basketball free throws from a balcony like a boss
0	what's really lurking in those pedicure tubs?
1	11-year-old moron can't wait to get her first period
0	No. The point is that doctors are more dangerous than guns, highlighting the stupidity of the anti-gun crowed who believe that guns should be outlawed because they are “dangerous.” Furthermore, if we wanted to include deliberate killing, we

0

blacker and better: jessica lea mayfield

0

my kid doesn't need permission to walk out

0

Misunderstanding or misrepresentation? Biologists and geneticists do not claim that DNA is isolated from the environment. We are well aware that the environment can cause mutations under many conditions (cosmic radiation, x-ray, etc.). What is denied is that mutations are environmentally directed - in other words, exposure to cosmic radiation will not cause a mutation that will make the organism resistant to cosmic radiation. The mutations will be random. On the other hand, natural selection IS, by definition, the response of populations to their environment. The environment has been shown to have effects on DNA, i.e., the genome of the population.

1

god, this has been argued against a thousand times. by this deffinition masterbation is killing, menstration is involentary manslauter. by this deffinition you kill someone every time you walk by a carrot without eating it.

0

if the laws of logic are human constructs then how can they be absolute since humans think differently and often contradictorily. If they are produced from human minds, and human minds are mutually contradictory, then how can the constructs be absolute? Therefore, the laws of logic are not human constructs.

0

Such personal attacks as yours indicate a bankruptcy of argument and reveal much about you while revealing nothing about me. If someone says that you are more likely to die in a car accident than in an airplane accident would accuse them of not caring about airplane accident victims? Would you accuse them of taking delight in the number of car deaths?

0

virginia alcohol agents involved in bloody arrest return to duty

0

venture fair in athens gives greek entrepreneurs newfound hope

1

pete townshend can't explain

0

become who you are: the world's first legally recognized cyborg may be onto something

0

interview with elaine jung

0

father of war hero near tears as he pleads with paul ryan, mitch mcconnell to 'repudiate' trump

1

the problem is that the scientists don?t rule the world but the fundamentalists do and since Global Warming does not appear in the Bible it can not be true. Right? By the way when the day comes that the fruity nutters are proved wrong it will be too late. And the fruity nutters will say: ?It was God?s will ? We are doomed as the fundamentalist ?capitalist axis in the USA will screw the world for good sooner or later.

0

space, race and the space race

0

You keep claiming that, but you never reference it. I'd like to see sources and names. Just because evolutionary sources don't claim to be engaging in a PR exercise doesn't mean they aren't doing it. There is plenty of evidence of it, even if they don't honestly admit it.

1

birthplace of president carter accidentally visited

0

elizabeth banks posts aca-amazing 'pitch perfect 2' cast photo

0

sonar is more than that; it's a method of communication.http://dsc.discovery.com/news/briefs/20041025/bat.htmlWhenever females heard sonar sounds from another female, they would call less frequently, likely to tune in to what the other female was communicating. According to the researchers, female bats interact mainly with other females in complex hierarchies during their lives, so that could be why they take more of an interest in echolocation sounds from their own sex......She told Discovery News, "The connection of the two studies is in the idea that bat communication is more complex than previously documented, since research is finding a variety of social calls to be communicating territory defense and mate attraction, as well as sonar calls, previously thought to only function in prey capture and navigation, to also have a communication role."

1

93% of americans admit they occasionally check behind shower curtain for bad guys

1

Howie, You don't even know who I claim to be. ...and evidently, you don't know chitlins from grits. (Neither of them has a singular descriptor. It's chitterlings and grits...not a chitterling or a grit.) Where did you go to school?

1

syrian electronic army has a little fun before inevitable upcoming deaths at hands of rebels

1

hubble space telescope finds men from venus, women from mars

0

can limiting the use of military gear prevent another ferguson?

1

dad's tough exterior hides angry, resentful center

0

A taste of what could be our future if the left has its way.

1

subway manager disgusted by sight of cold cut combo devouring large rat

1

state election commission chases wild animals out of voting booths in preparation for upcoming midterms

1

michael dukakis still drives old tank everywhere

0

team usa wins third straight olympic gold beating serbia in rio

0

Well it came from somewhere and presumably changed as it went along.

0

my husband died, how can i be thankful?

0

egyptian death sentence for soccer fans puts president's iron grip to the test

0

If you literally mean "kill," then you are right. However, many pro-lifers use "kill" as a synonym for "murder." Given the strength of your rhetoric, I assumed that you were a pro-lifer equating the choice of abortion with a choice of murder, which is an unsupported controversial assertion. If you meant that a choice to abort is a choice to kill, regardless of the moral status (murder or non-murder) of that particular act of killing, then I agree with you, although I'm not sure why you bothered to say it.

1

dreary, passionless couple believes your soulmate out there too

0

sorry, but marvel and 'star wars' films are leaving netflix

1

report: there an adult superstore off exit 16

0

The Second Amendment does not apply to an Ohio Law. Thus, this ban is not unconstituitonal under the US Constitution. The Ohio Constitution, may however, protect gun rights, but I haven't read it.

1

song crafted in the deepest pit of hell wins big at grammys

0

what we're talking about when we talk about skin care

0

The character of God seems to be in the eye of the beholder... Or non-existant.

1

justice department calls on ferguson to align level of institutional racism with rest of country

1

area teen smoking like he's been to fucking war or something

0

'ant-man and the wasp' trailer brings the fun after 'avengers: infinity war'

0

officials raid home of activist behind planned parenthood 'sting' videos

0

asians most likely to be charged for espionage in u.s.: report

0

how the iran nuclear deal came to be

1

dnc files lawsuit alleging nation should never, ever stop focusing on 2016 election

0

Archie, the ONLY issue that gays don't have a majority support for gay equality on is gay marriage. That's it.Laws against sodomy? Majority oppose them.Laws against gay adoption? Majority oppose them.Laws against gays in the military? Majority oppose them.Hate crime legislation for gays? Majority supports them.ENDA? Majority support.Even CIVIL UNIONS has a majority support.But you are too swept up in your self-assumed superiority to recognize when you are standing alone...I am laughing at the fact that you are fighting against people who comment on SOME Christian actions against gays, but then you EXUDE the very thing we are talking about.You become a living example.Quite frankly Archie, I think you are a thorough embarrassment to most of the other anti-gay posters on these threads.Comparing gays to al Qaeda? emoticonXDonno And I thought Robertson and Falwell were emoticonXCensored when they tried to associate gays as a cause to the issue of 9/11.

1

jenna bush's federally protected wetlands now open for public drilling

0

the damaging stigmas men of color in makeup face

1

man from future can't stop living in the less-far-into-the-future

1

hard to tell if wikipedia entry on dada has been vandalized or not

0

video captures courthouse beating of inmate accused of killing chicago child

0

scientists agree this is the most effective diet for weight loss

0

15 adorable notebooks that will make you want to put away your iphone and write

1

son discovers dad's welcome back, kotter spec script while cleaning out attic

1

So is it safe to say you may be for pro-ignorance? With technology ANSWERS become clear. Everything cost money. Education cost money, therefore knowledge has a price tag. Do you now suggest people don't go to College because it too is yet another EXPENSE. Society should NOT be inventing equipment that advance our intelligence. Sonograms are great tool for understanding more to those women who have doubt. I don't know about you, but I'm all for empowerment with knowledge. Most people are "VISUAL" people and perhaps seeing the unborn may make the CHOICE clearer for the woman. I'm for educating those from ALL PERSPECTIVES. Most people would rather see physcial evidence that a sonogram may provide than the RHETORIC of SLOGANS and IDEALISTIC POINTS OF VIEW. I know your kind..."just trust me" is your motto.

1

financial analysts offer to talk about recession for $5

1

nasa acquires moon for kennedy space center exhibit

0

midlife sex: myths vs. reality

0

morocco cracks down on journalists

1

Let's clean up our terminology. "Color" is just our brains' way of comprehending wavelength of light, so instead of saying "color," let's say "wavelength." You took Kronus's statement as meaning that we can make machines that can see wavelengths that we can't see with our eyes. This is true.

1

Well since Bush took office the mantra has bee "Local Control" has it not. Apparently the people of your state want whats happening. Local control in action. Rejoice in your victory.

0

using new technology to give voice to the voiceless

0

oval office press chaos: 'you guys are getting worse,' says trump

1

Which assumes we(unbelievers) will have traditional Christian Ceremonies, for one I don't ever plan on getting married and I plan to live forever so I see no need to have a funeral.

1

latest gop debate concludes with candidates wrestling squealing pig to ground and slaughtering it

1

postal service: 'and wait until you cocksuckers see what we do with wednesdays'

1

dog held against will inside skype window

1

man on rolling swivel chair pushes away from desk like blue angel breaking formation

1

nra says mass shootings just the unfortunate price of protecting people's freedom to commit mass shootings

0

But only if they're willing to receive one. Most aren't.

0

jeff sessions opposes bipartisan drug sentencing reform bill

0

tyler, the creator, is a huge fan of tesla ceo elon musk

0

watch 'drag race' star milk channel madonna in iconic ad for pop star's new skincare line

0

'just another lingering flu' by dr. david lourea (excerpt)

1

I can hear all the scores of laughter now. emoticonXRolleyes emoticonXRolleyes emoticonXRolleyes But alas, this is pointless, as are you. I'm bored and done. ciao

0

are you living your divorce or living your life?

0

souls of wisdom

0

the ugliest american: thinkers from around the world weigh in on trump's rise

1

I believe we have a human responsibility to one another. That we are our brother's keeper. Tell me, Bassman, if there aren't enough jobs, and the costs of medical care are skyrocketing through the roof, what do you suggest your fellow Americans do? Just drop dead?

1

fbi agent still tasked with following noam chomsky around prepares for another day in local panera

0

big banks call for 'strong' climate deal

0

watch live: cast of 'girls' dishes about new season

1

everything a goddamn ordeal in area family

0

fact or fiction? identifying reliable integrative medicine resources

0

theater: nph is... wait for it... epic in 'hedwig;' daniel radcliffe is impressive in 'cripple;' 'the great immensity' isn't

1

bush attempts to distance self from yet another failed business

1

Do you think that being allowed to marry your favorite sheep would undermine the institution of marriage? How about the ability to marry multiple partners? Or do you think that nothing is capable of undermining the institution of marriage? Just trying to gauge your level of sincerity. And sanity.

1

Not being a jew, I suppose I'll opt for the Christian Devil.

1

quiznos releases new 6-foot-long party man

1

salvation army clothing drop-off choked with stirrup pants

1

man with hammer-induced thumb injury appeals to christ almighty

1

report: good thing world has unlimited quantity of oil

0

why this mom of four loves her 'jelly abs and shriveled up skin'

0

Not at all, more stories that have been fed to you. The notion of a literal Genesis was rejected two hundred years ago, when no evidence of it could be found. the leading scientists of the day were often also trained in divinity, so they were looking HARD for it. But they had the integrity to admit that it wasn't there.

0

boy, 2, makes basketball free throws from a balcony like a boss

0

what's really lurking in those pedicure tubs?

1

11-year-old moron can't wait to get her first period

0

No. The point is that doctors are more dangerous than guns, highlighting the stupidity of the anti-gun crowed who believe that guns should be outlawed because they are “dangerous.” Furthermore, if we wanted to include deliberate killing, we