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0	10 lies everyone tells you about paris
1	NO, gun registration should not be mandatory anywhere in the US. The government has no business knowing who has a gun. Gun registration could possibly allow the government to infringe on constitutional guarantees provided by the Bill Of Rights. Just knowing that there are many Senators and Congressmen who would like to abolish gun rights gives credence to the fact that government could actually try to limit or ban the 2nd Amendment in the future. P.S. Crazy is as Crazy says. Scary to think that some would believe that a registered gun that becomes a stolen gun would help in finding the thief or killer if that same criminal gets rid of the gun. Which, if later found, would then be traced back to the legitimate owner, who may not even know the gun had been stolen. The alibi better be outstanding!
0	donald trump has a new conspiracy theory. this one involves google.
0	a conversation on death and dying with my 5-year-old daughter
1	mom gathers rolls of wrapping paper around her to stroke softly
1	dad delivers state of the union rebuttal directly into television screen
0	aid workers face an underreported sexual violence crisis
1	pizza hut's new pizza lover's pizza topped with smaller pizzas
1	senator misses simpler time when he could do abominable things in peace
0	4 resolutions every runner should make
1	Careful now, Simone. A lesser man might report you to the moderator.;)
1	cryptozoologist falls for it again
1	Waxy, don't you have better things to do than cruise gay threads. ;)
0	apple watch: success or failure?
1	Sinjin's in Kalifornia. Carrying more than two bandoliers across your chest is so Rambo and 80's-esque.
1	makeshift opinion thrown together from viewpoint currently dominating conversation
1	chipper coworker must have eaten breakfast like some big shot
1	area woman fulfills dream of becoming writer by getting job at bookstore
0	stephen colbert brings down the house with his explanation for trump's actions
1	breakthrough drug eliminates crying in infants
0	cosby's legal team secures imported jury, blames press for creating bias
1	Well Clive, I will formally invite them here........ I don't know if any of them will take my invitation seriously, but we will see.
1	afterbirthers demand to see obama's placenta
0	tampa sports teams donate money to help move confederate monument
1	Yes, socialist. Check the definition. I don't watch Fox. Is that the best you can do?
1	stack of unused cd-rs turns five
1	showerhead self-conscious about single jet that sprays sideways
1	83rd birthday party stretches definition of party
1	clinton ominously tells iowan supporters to mark front doors with campaign logo before sundown
0	How does being poor limit your responsibility to protect yourself? I know a poor woman who has 10 kids just hoping that one day she would find a man that would be willing to help raise the rest. Also, what do you mean by "less fortunate? It never happened but she kept having kid after kid and hoping it would. Should she be excused for her behavior because she is poor? No, she kept going to BARS looking for good men. Bad choices = bad outcome. Do you think that this is proof that abortion is necessary? Nope, abortion IS NOT the answer in cases like this, only responsibility can solve the problem. The bad thing is that only one of the men do anything for the children and he doesn't do enough. She has never filed for child support and the kids are almost never disciplined.
0	cyndi lauper: trump is a 'bum'
1	dorm room decorated with empty bottles of adderall
0	gold medal burgers you have to make for labor day
1	husband points out that he vacuumed
0	Who is to say that the guys teaching the geology know what they are teaching?
0	john oliver rallies 'time-wasters and troublemakers' to fight the fcc
0	blowing smoke at global warming
0	john oliver's guide to everything students need to know
0	look who made an appearance at l.a. pride...
0	jordan klepper destroys gop bill that sells 'good guy with a gun' myth
0	joan rivers defends israel with an analogy all her own
0	hillary's email, hillary's truth
1	aol acquires time-warner in largest-ever expenditure of pretend internet money
0	tuesday's morning email: trump's bad press just got worse
1	academy honors retiring daniel day-lewis with small farewell happy hour in dolby theatre kitchen
0	This is just plain dumb. Abortion is NOT the primary means of birth control. If it is used as birth control, it's because others have failed or haven't been tried.
0	black history month: feminism and inclusion
1	And of course the Bible or rather the HUMAN author would say that....
1	panic rapidly setting in as man realizes he has no plan for ripe avocado
1	troubling report finds dreamily sliding down back of door after kissing date on porch plummets 78%
0	milo ventimiglia tries to defend crock-pot on 'ellen'
0	That's EXACTLY the point. Regardless of whether or not human minds think differently, whichever mind produced and agrees that 2+2=4 is absolutely correct, the rest are wrong. We know this because we can observe and test the concept in the physical world and prove that it is true. This goes for just about anything, dissention in the face of facts does not change the facts.IMHO, this invalidates your claim that something produced in the human mind is not absolute due to some human minds being contradictory.
1	How do you know that you do? Look I trained as a botanist, there is no plant which has a nervous system. You can bank on it. Nothing in plants carries out the same function as neurons. You want to argue the point then I am willing to let you engage in mental self-abuse. Enjoy, but in the privacy of your own mind.
1	report: this movie old enough that they might have actually hurt dog
1	suspicious new wikileaks document dump exposes how awesome and trustworthy u.s. government is
0	what the new superbug means for the fight against antibiotic resistance
0	judge who asked 'why couldn't you keep knees together?' resigns
1	pabst drinker celebrates pabst purchase with pabst
1	president's cathartic words help nation begin to heal following yet another senseless 'saturday night live'
0	white house finally reveals whether donald trump has confidence in jeff sessions
1	mitch mcconnell has hands, vocal cords removed to prevent self from holding hearing on scalia replacement
0	If one can't attempt to falsify a theory then it is not open to science and therfore useless to science. It becomes simply an untestable belief.
1	car bomber given shittiest possible car
1	boeing ceo admits company made mistake by including automatic self-destruct function on all 737 max planes
1	white house increases security after man shows up at oval office looking for obama
0	lessons from my gratitude jar
1	songs that are always on in background expected to win big at grammys
0	Islamics Hindus Buddhists and etc.. There isn't a week or two that goes by where someone finds or admits to raping a child storing child ponorography and etc. from a Church.This isn't something only exclusive to Catholics. However the Vatican is faster at ex-communicating a woman attempting to become a priest then a priest caught sodomizing children." They aren't the same. the point is that a group that is fraught with immoral behavior has no crediblity or authority when it comes to dictating what people should or should not do on the basis of morality.Consider it this way: Bill Clinton speaking about how a boyfriend should act in accordance to fideilty. No one is going to believe him because has squandered all of his crediblitiy and authority. It's the same way with the Catholic Church.
0	the public service loan forgiveness program is what's best about america
0	my life at frost valley ymca
1	terrible fucking taste sweeps teen choice awards
0	chance the rapper unboxing his grammys with his daughter is too cute for words
0	"Lottery"? I hope you don't mean that it is completely random in all cases... Note: did you notice that this was the position you were arguing against in the previous sentence?
0	6 queer couples share their definition of black love
0	trump campaign alumni start group focused on voter registration and fraud
0	deaf dog took a bullet for his owner... and now he's homeless
0	selfie-hating photobomber gets treated to epic photoshop battle
1	More like "we" the Mormons who funded air time for anti gay prop 8 commercials brainwashing the ignorant thinking the gays would come and eat their young out of cradles... Your just a dinosaur slowly wasting away Easy.
1	harry connick, jr. dies in piano fire
0	researchers uncover brain region associated with generosity
1	excited juror feels like murder trial being put on just for her
0	abe's visit will remind americans china's power must be checked
1	bush quietly rolls back iraq death toll to zero
0	rex tillerson says u.s. committed to nato in first alliance meeting
0	college basketball player with inoperable brain tumor raises $1 million for charity
0	it's 2018, so of course merriam-webster added 'dumpster fire' to its dictionary
1	queen elizabeth rushed to hospital for royal blood transfusion
1	you are again dodging the bullet: you kill pure and simply for pleasure not for necessity. By the way, how red is your neck today?
1	Thus you admit that you would prefer ignorance to knowledge. How sad.
1	clinton takes stand against harmful uv radiation
0	Same in the US. The father does not have the right to choose.
0	photographer diego saldiva lived a nightmare every parent fears
1	'we'll be moving shortly,' says train conductor waiting for workers to remove dead body from tracks
1	study: universe actually shrunk by about 19 inches last year
1	butterfly under immense pressure not to fuck up timeline with misplaced wing flap
1	local laundromat employs social media coordinator
0	former versace store clerk sues over secret 'black code' for minority shoppers
0	snoop dogg helps give out 1,500 turkeys to families in need
1	first-time carjacker wasn't expecting a stick shift
1	silvio berlusconi gets penis stuck in wine bottle stuck in prostitute

0

10 lies everyone tells you about paris

1

NO, gun registration should not be mandatory anywhere in the US. The government has no business knowing who has a gun. Gun registration could possibly allow the government to infringe on constitutional guarantees provided by the Bill Of Rights. Just knowing that there are many Senators and Congressmen who would like to abolish gun rights gives credence to the fact that government could actually try to limit or ban the 2nd Amendment in the future. P.S. Crazy is as Crazy says. Scary to think that some would believe that a registered gun that becomes a stolen gun would help in finding the thief or killer if that same criminal gets rid of the gun. Which, if later found, would then be traced back to the legitimate owner, who may not even know the gun had been stolen. The alibi better be outstanding!

0

donald trump has a new conspiracy theory. this one involves google.

0

a conversation on death and dying with my 5-year-old daughter

1

mom gathers rolls of wrapping paper around her to stroke softly

1

dad delivers state of the union rebuttal directly into television screen

0

aid workers face an underreported sexual violence crisis

1

pizza hut's new pizza lover's pizza topped with smaller pizzas

1

senator misses simpler time when he could do abominable things in peace

0

4 resolutions every runner should make

1

Careful now, Simone. A lesser man might report you to the moderator.;)

1

cryptozoologist falls for it again

1

Waxy, don't you have better things to do than cruise gay threads. ;)

0

apple watch: success or failure?

1

Sinjin's in Kalifornia. Carrying more than two bandoliers across your chest is so Rambo and 80's-esque.

1

makeshift opinion thrown together from viewpoint currently dominating conversation

1

chipper coworker must have eaten breakfast like some big shot

1

area woman fulfills dream of becoming writer by getting job at bookstore

0

stephen colbert brings down the house with his explanation for trump's actions

1

breakthrough drug eliminates crying in infants

0

cosby's legal team secures imported jury, blames press for creating bias

1

Well Clive, I will formally invite them here........ I don't know if any of them will take my invitation seriously, but we will see.

1

afterbirthers demand to see obama's placenta

0

tampa sports teams donate money to help move confederate monument

1

Yes, socialist. Check the definition. I don't watch Fox. Is that the best you can do?

1

stack of unused cd-rs turns five

1

showerhead self-conscious about single jet that sprays sideways

1

83rd birthday party stretches definition of party

1

clinton ominously tells iowan supporters to mark front doors with campaign logo before sundown

0

How does being poor limit your responsibility to protect yourself? I know a poor woman who has 10 kids just hoping that one day she would find a man that would be willing to help raise the rest. Also, what do you mean by "less fortunate? It never happened but she kept having kid after kid and hoping it would. Should she be excused for her behavior because she is poor? No, she kept going to BARS looking for good men. Bad choices = bad outcome. Do you think that this is proof that abortion is necessary? Nope, abortion IS NOT the answer in cases like this, only responsibility can solve the problem. The bad thing is that only one of the men do anything for the children and he doesn't do enough. She has never filed for child support and the kids are almost never disciplined.

0

cyndi lauper: trump is a 'bum'

1

dorm room decorated with empty bottles of adderall

0

gold medal burgers you have to make for labor day

1

husband points out that he vacuumed

0

Who is to say that the guys teaching the geology know what they are teaching?

0

john oliver rallies 'time-wasters and troublemakers' to fight the fcc

0

blowing smoke at global warming

0

john oliver's guide to everything students need to know

0

look who made an appearance at l.a. pride...

0

jordan klepper destroys gop bill that sells 'good guy with a gun' myth

0

joan rivers defends israel with an analogy all her own

0

hillary's email, hillary's truth

1

aol acquires time-warner in largest-ever expenditure of pretend internet money

0

tuesday's morning email: trump's bad press just got worse

1

academy honors retiring daniel day-lewis with small farewell happy hour in dolby theatre kitchen

0

This is just plain dumb. Abortion is NOT the primary means of birth control. If it is used as birth control, it's because others have failed or haven't been tried.

0

black history month: feminism and inclusion

1

And of course the Bible or rather the HUMAN author would say that....

1

panic rapidly setting in as man realizes he has no plan for ripe avocado

1

troubling report finds dreamily sliding down back of door after kissing date on porch plummets 78%

0

milo ventimiglia tries to defend crock-pot on 'ellen'

0

That's EXACTLY the point. Regardless of whether or not human minds think differently, whichever mind produced and agrees that 2+2=4 is absolutely correct, the rest are wrong. We know this because we can observe and test the concept in the physical world and prove that it is true. This goes for just about anything, dissention in the face of facts does not change the facts.IMHO, this invalidates your claim that something produced in the human mind is not absolute due to some human minds being contradictory.

1

How do you know that you do? Look I trained as a botanist, there is no plant which has a nervous system. You can bank on it. Nothing in plants carries out the same function as neurons. You want to argue the point then I am willing to let you engage in mental self-abuse. Enjoy, but in the privacy of your own mind.

1

report: this movie old enough that they might have actually hurt dog

1

suspicious new wikileaks document dump exposes how awesome and trustworthy u.s. government is

0

what the new superbug means for the fight against antibiotic resistance

0

judge who asked 'why couldn't you keep knees together?' resigns

1

pabst drinker celebrates pabst purchase with pabst

1

president's cathartic words help nation begin to heal following yet another senseless 'saturday night live'

0

white house finally reveals whether donald trump has confidence in jeff sessions

1

mitch mcconnell has hands, vocal cords removed to prevent self from holding hearing on scalia replacement

0

If one can't attempt to falsify a theory then it is not open to science and therfore useless to science. It becomes simply an untestable belief.

1

car bomber given shittiest possible car

1

boeing ceo admits company made mistake by including automatic self-destruct function on all 737 max planes

1

white house increases security after man shows up at oval office looking for obama

0

lessons from my gratitude jar

1

songs that are always on in background expected to win big at grammys

0

Islamics Hindus Buddhists and etc.. There isn't a week or two that goes by where someone finds or admits to raping a child storing child ponorography and etc. from a Church.This isn't something only exclusive to Catholics. However the Vatican is faster at ex-communicating a woman attempting to become a priest then a priest caught sodomizing children." They aren't the same. the point is that a group that is fraught with immoral behavior has no crediblity or authority when it comes to dictating what people should or should not do on the basis of morality.Consider it this way: Bill Clinton speaking about how a boyfriend should act in accordance to fideilty. No one is going to believe him because has squandered all of his crediblitiy and authority. It's the same way with the Catholic Church.

0

the public service loan forgiveness program is what's best about america

0

my life at frost valley ymca

1

terrible fucking taste sweeps teen choice awards

0

chance the rapper unboxing his grammys with his daughter is too cute for words

0

"Lottery"? I hope you don't mean that it is completely random in all cases... Note: did you notice that this was the position you were arguing against in the previous sentence?

0

6 queer couples share their definition of black love

0

trump campaign alumni start group focused on voter registration and fraud

0

deaf dog took a bullet for his owner... and now he's homeless

0

selfie-hating photobomber gets treated to epic photoshop battle

1

More like "we" the Mormons who funded air time for anti gay prop 8 commercials brainwashing the ignorant thinking the gays would come and eat their young out of cradles... Your just a dinosaur slowly wasting away Easy.

1

harry connick, jr. dies in piano fire

0

researchers uncover brain region associated with generosity

1

excited juror feels like murder trial being put on just for her

0

abe's visit will remind americans china's power must be checked

1

bush quietly rolls back iraq death toll to zero

0

rex tillerson says u.s. committed to nato in first alliance meeting

0

college basketball player with inoperable brain tumor raises $1 million for charity

0

it's 2018, so of course merriam-webster added 'dumpster fire' to its dictionary

1

queen elizabeth rushed to hospital for royal blood transfusion

1

you are again dodging the bullet: you kill pure and simply for pleasure not for necessity. By the way, how red is your neck today?

1

Thus you admit that you would prefer ignorance to knowledge. How sad.

1

clinton takes stand against harmful uv radiation

0

Same in the US. The father does not have the right to choose.

0

photographer diego saldiva lived a nightmare every parent fears

1

'we'll be moving shortly,' says train conductor waiting for workers to remove dead body from tracks

1

study: universe actually shrunk by about 19 inches last year

1

butterfly under immense pressure not to fuck up timeline with misplaced wing flap

1

local laundromat employs social media coordinator

0

former versace store clerk sues over secret 'black code' for minority shoppers

0

snoop dogg helps give out 1,500 turkeys to families in need

1

first-time carjacker wasn't expecting a stick shift

1

silvio berlusconi gets penis stuck in wine bottle stuck in prostitute