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0	OH get off it!!!! How many times have we seen the argument from your side that gay marriage would increase the incidence of AIDS?
0	alzheimer's journal - come back early today
0	chris hughes throws in the towel, puts 'new republic' up for sale
1	billcosby.com now somehow most eerie site on entire internet
1	nra calls for department of education to provide every student with body bag
0	how has digitization affected my personal life & environment so far?
1	tokyo adds 100-story toadstool to skyline
0	Interesting, but it appears to ignore the fact that there is pre-existing variation (just look at the pictures). Emphasizing mutations is ok, but relying solely on them will probably skew results.
0	If there is a positive relationship between drug consumption and crime, it doesn`t seem very likely that crime would go down as a result of lowering the price on drugs (and thus rasing consumption).
0	So, I guess you didn't get the memo that this country was FOUNDED on Christian/Judaic beliefs. Remember: You do have rights; to an extent.
1	second-grader expelled from sex farm
1	'game of thrones' season 3 opens with every character getting fingered while discussing arrival of winter
1	grandma happy to babysit while couple desperately attempts to rekindle relationship
0	how to thaw the climate conflict
0	17 fantastically fun shirts for girls who love stem
1	Oh, I agree....private security companies are the answer. Very republican of you.
1	wistful woman wonders if this could be the one she'll sleep with for few weeks before losing interest
0	remembering high school
1	vulture feeling nauseous after eating bad rotting deer carcass
1	confused firefighters fail to rescue child wearing firefighter costume
1	gold bracelet picked up at pharmacy
1	third world disease eliminated with hot-air hand dryers
0	as i watch my daughter grow into the woman she'll become
1	tom clancy treated like he's some kind of terrorism expert
1	cottonelle adds blue strip to toilet paper but keeps what it does a secret
1	consumer entering that awkward age between target demographics
1	male friends depart for annual camping trip to complain about camping
0	nana finally makes it to never land in battle for the book!
1	dripping wet 7-year-old gets on hotel elevator
0	don't expect to see kim kardashian give birth on tv again
0	blocking the courts: the trump triple threat
0	8-year-old spreads love in the classroom with braille valentines
0	This has to be what the 5th time you've been given links to educate yourself?http://www.talkorigins.org/indexcc/CC/CC371_1.htmlhttp://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/dinosaur/flesh.htmlBut I don't think you'll understand. You fail to understand such a pedestrian concept as Erosion, I frankly don't expect you to understand those two links. But humor me.
0	koch brothers group slams donald trump's immigrant ban as 'counterproductive'
1	american museum of natural history acquires rare third-grader separated from group on class trip
0	apple co-founder steve wozniak ditches facebook after data scandal
0	insane marshmallow clouds bubble up in severe storms
1	second-person narrative enthralling you
1	report: america ready for third ketchup brand
0	Also another example put forward is a bacteria that can only sustain itself by eating Nylon. The theory goes - nylon is a recent invention therefore this bacteria must have eolved recently.What it suggests however is that a portion of an existing population would have died if not for nylon... the bug has to have nylon, or it will die.It is akin to looking at a portion of the human population who would die from heart-trouble. But thankfully we've now got artificial hearts, therefore this portion can survive. They are not a new species of human, but live only because of a recent invention.
0	thousands protest in mexico one year after 43 students went missing
0	That's a pretty tortured comparison :) What exactly makes the forecaster's error one of measuring distance?
1	spielberg panics, adds comical groin injuries to 'lincoln'
0	Because you people keep wanting one restriction after another after another after another. Nothing is ever good enough for you, you always want more than ever. Well we don't want to abide by your wishes, gun ownership is a recognized right, and your hatred of rights won't be tolerated. We're not going to just stand by and be painted as the bad guys because you have the mentally disabled belief that banning gun ownership will reduce crime, and anybody who disagrees with you want to see people killed.
0	sanders gains with democratic activists, but clinton still leads
0	why my daughter's nursery will be pink
1	celebrities: are they aware enough of aids?
0	here are all the 2018 grammy winners
0	digital trust foundation seeking proposals on digital abuse programs
1	study links drinking while pregnant to being at kid rock concert
1	grandmother will live on in arguments over her wedding china
0	'chaotic' planets make the search for e.t. more complicated
0	bruce springsteen takes powerful stance amid trump's immigration ban
1	crocodile bites off bush's arm
0	no matter what happens in the gop primary, a lot of republicans won't be happy
1	woman didn't know progress on toxic masculinity would turn boyfriend into such a weepy little pansy
1	rachael ray snaps chicken's neck live on air
1	steven spielberg recalls coming to blows with e.t. on film set
0	rome's gay pride revelers have other aims for their march
1	newborn has father's asshole
1	paula poundstone still famous
0	They are both written in the bible. Neither of them have any evidence (apart from the bible) to support their existence. One of them has been proven to be utterly false. This naturally discredits the other, as they appear in the same publication by the same author. Why decide one is true when the other is clearly not, and neither have any other supporting evidence?
1	god admits he was in pretty bad place while creating universe
1	fda defends decision to reclassify alternative milks as 'nut sweat'
0	nyc medical students won't accept obamacare repeal without a fight
0	making sure internet explorer doesn't replace actual exploring
0	brad pitt and the kids fill in for angelina at 'unbroken' premiere
0	firefighter and police officer take adorable photos with their newborn
1	You should take a course in reading comprehension and civility. Hebrew scholars overwhelmingly agree Genesis was meant to be read as history. What they believe it is history is another story. Some do , some don't .
1	high-end persian rugs attend trial in show of support for paul manafort
0	from the front line against hiv: time to end the federal syringe ban
1	pawn-shop customer plans to buy toaster back
0	firefighters are happy to rescue 12 police officers stuck inside elevator
1	gay man unaware he focus of thousands of prayers
0	it's mildly infectious and treatable—yet patients still face discrimination
0	No, it's not an "inability" at all. It's a simple matter of you trying to take what IS a religious issue for many people and divorce it from religion altogether. That's not going to happen for many people. And BTW, if you are going to refer to people as "Antis", at least be upfront about what you feel they are "anti-" toward. "Anti-gay?" "Anti-gay marriage?" What? But behind that are deeper, more fundamental issues about what homosexuality IS and the morality of it. To many people who view homoseuxality as immoral, your movement seems to be trying to write immorality into law.
1	I would argue against this but I would need to introduce subjectivism into the argument. lolemoticonXCensored
1	man's weekly recycling just boxes of nestle drumsticks
1	self-described avid reader halfway through dragonriders of pern for sixth time
1	police horrified by grisly remains of taco bell meal
1	ranking women somehow not issue in miss usa debacle
0	cops recording your every move for 10 weeks doesn't violate the constitution
1	proud father teaches son how to shave eyebrows for first time
0	5 essential lists to make before the end of this year
0	professor to 'part ways' with college over comments about islam
1	historical archives: to be sold - tri-cornered shoes
1	nbc admits to never actually making an episode of 'chuck'
0	fox news guest blames liberals for inner-city violence
1	scott bakula turns 43, newspaper reports
1	a woman's responsibility to nurture and care for a child does not include a license to kill it. "you must act according to your conscience -- as must I and everyone else" - who are you jimminy cricket? yeah, just let your conscience be your guide
0	queer christians respond to jeff sessions' new 'license to discriminate'
0	we must ensure democratic integrity in the digital age
0	amazon signs lease for possible store in manhattan
0	thrilling season opener marred by concussion questions
1	fantasy novel not holding back on criticisms of dwarvish culture
0	batumi is beautiful even if trump's activities there are not
0	pastor blasts trump's 'shithole' comments in front of mike pence
1	That's a great way to get more people to respond to your post. emoticonXRolleyes Apparently the fish in this pond are too smart to take the lure you're casting. :p Waxy
1	congress allocates $500 million for development of funkier bass lines
0	Personally, I don't have a problem with a single thing you said.You made your CHOICE, and we in the Pro-Choice camp respect your right to choose.Now, just don't go around trying to impose your choice (which I personally think is perverted and sexist) on the women in my family.You have the obligation to respect their choices just as we respect yours.BTW, please tell Gush Limpbutt that there is a world of difference between human, i.e, possessing the right genes, and personhood, which begins at birth.

0

OH get off it!!!! How many times have we seen the argument from your side that gay marriage would increase the incidence of AIDS?

0

alzheimer's journal - come back early today

0

chris hughes throws in the towel, puts 'new republic' up for sale

1

billcosby.com now somehow most eerie site on entire internet

1

nra calls for department of education to provide every student with body bag

0

how has digitization affected my personal life & environment so far?

1

tokyo adds 100-story toadstool to skyline

0

Interesting, but it appears to ignore the fact that there is pre-existing variation (just look at the pictures). Emphasizing mutations is ok, but relying solely on them will probably skew results.

0

If there is a positive relationship between drug consumption and crime, it doesn`t seem very likely that crime would go down as a result of lowering the price on drugs (and thus rasing consumption).

0

So, I guess you didn't get the memo that this country was FOUNDED on Christian/Judaic beliefs. Remember: You do have rights; to an extent.

1

second-grader expelled from sex farm

1

'game of thrones' season 3 opens with every character getting fingered while discussing arrival of winter

1

grandma happy to babysit while couple desperately attempts to rekindle relationship

0

how to thaw the climate conflict

0

17 fantastically fun shirts for girls who love stem

1

Oh, I agree....private security companies are the answer. Very republican of you.

1

wistful woman wonders if this could be the one she'll sleep with for few weeks before losing interest

0

remembering high school

1

vulture feeling nauseous after eating bad rotting deer carcass

1

confused firefighters fail to rescue child wearing firefighter costume

1

gold bracelet picked up at pharmacy

1

third world disease eliminated with hot-air hand dryers

0

as i watch my daughter grow into the woman she'll become

1

tom clancy treated like he's some kind of terrorism expert

1

cottonelle adds blue strip to toilet paper but keeps what it does a secret

1

consumer entering that awkward age between target demographics

1

male friends depart for annual camping trip to complain about camping

0

nana finally makes it to never land in battle for the book!

1

dripping wet 7-year-old gets on hotel elevator

0

don't expect to see kim kardashian give birth on tv again

0

blocking the courts: the trump triple threat

0

8-year-old spreads love in the classroom with braille valentines

0

This has to be what the 5th time you've been given links to educate yourself?http://www.talkorigins.org/indexcc/CC/CC371_1.htmlhttp://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/dinosaur/flesh.htmlBut I don't think you'll understand. You fail to understand such a pedestrian concept as Erosion, I frankly don't expect you to understand those two links. But humor me.

0

koch brothers group slams donald trump's immigrant ban as 'counterproductive'

1

american museum of natural history acquires rare third-grader separated from group on class trip

0

apple co-founder steve wozniak ditches facebook after data scandal

0

insane marshmallow clouds bubble up in severe storms

1

second-person narrative enthralling you

1

report: america ready for third ketchup brand

0

Also another example put forward is a bacteria that can only sustain itself by eating Nylon. The theory goes - nylon is a recent invention therefore this bacteria must have eolved recently.What it suggests however is that a portion of an existing population would have died if not for nylon... the bug has to have nylon, or it will die.It is akin to looking at a portion of the human population who would die from heart-trouble. But thankfully we've now got artificial hearts, therefore this portion can survive. They are not a new species of human, but live only because of a recent invention.

0

thousands protest in mexico one year after 43 students went missing

0

That's a pretty tortured comparison :) What exactly makes the forecaster's error one of measuring distance?

1

spielberg panics, adds comical groin injuries to 'lincoln'

0

Because you people keep wanting one restriction after another after another after another. Nothing is ever good enough for you, you always want more than ever. Well we don't want to abide by your wishes, gun ownership is a recognized right, and your hatred of rights won't be tolerated. We're not going to just stand by and be painted as the bad guys because you have the mentally disabled belief that banning gun ownership will reduce crime, and anybody who disagrees with you want to see people killed.

0

sanders gains with democratic activists, but clinton still leads

0

why my daughter's nursery will be pink

1

celebrities: are they aware enough of aids?

0

here are all the 2018 grammy winners

0

digital trust foundation seeking proposals on digital abuse programs

1

study links drinking while pregnant to being at kid rock concert

1

grandmother will live on in arguments over her wedding china

0

'chaotic' planets make the search for e.t. more complicated

0

bruce springsteen takes powerful stance amid trump's immigration ban

1

crocodile bites off bush's arm

0

no matter what happens in the gop primary, a lot of republicans won't be happy

1

woman didn't know progress on toxic masculinity would turn boyfriend into such a weepy little pansy

1

rachael ray snaps chicken's neck live on air

1

steven spielberg recalls coming to blows with e.t. on film set

0

rome's gay pride revelers have other aims for their march

1

newborn has father's asshole

1

paula poundstone still famous

0

They are both written in the bible. Neither of them have any evidence (apart from the bible) to support their existence. One of them has been proven to be utterly false. This naturally discredits the other, as they appear in the same publication by the same author. Why decide one is true when the other is clearly not, and neither have any other supporting evidence?

1

god admits he was in pretty bad place while creating universe

1

fda defends decision to reclassify alternative milks as 'nut sweat'

0

nyc medical students won't accept obamacare repeal without a fight

0

making sure internet explorer doesn't replace actual exploring

0

brad pitt and the kids fill in for angelina at 'unbroken' premiere

0

firefighter and police officer take adorable photos with their newborn

1

You should take a course in reading comprehension and civility. Hebrew scholars overwhelmingly agree Genesis was meant to be read as history. What they believe it is history is another story. Some do , some don't .

1

high-end persian rugs attend trial in show of support for paul manafort

0

from the front line against hiv: time to end the federal syringe ban

1

pawn-shop customer plans to buy toaster back

0

firefighters are happy to rescue 12 police officers stuck inside elevator

1

gay man unaware he focus of thousands of prayers

0

it's mildly infectious and treatable—yet patients still face discrimination

0

No, it's not an "inability" at all. It's a simple matter of you trying to take what IS a religious issue for many people and divorce it from religion altogether. That's not going to happen for many people. And BTW, if you are going to refer to people as "Antis", at least be upfront about what you feel they are "anti-" toward. "Anti-gay?" "Anti-gay marriage?" What? But behind that are deeper, more fundamental issues about what homosexuality IS and the morality of it. To many people who view homoseuxality as immoral, your movement seems to be trying to write immorality into law.

1

I would argue against this but I would need to introduce subjectivism into the argument. lolemoticonXCensored

1

man's weekly recycling just boxes of nestle drumsticks

1

self-described avid reader halfway through dragonriders of pern for sixth time

1

police horrified by grisly remains of taco bell meal

1

ranking women somehow not issue in miss usa debacle

0

cops recording your every move for 10 weeks doesn't violate the constitution

1

proud father teaches son how to shave eyebrows for first time

0

5 essential lists to make before the end of this year

0

professor to 'part ways' with college over comments about islam

1

historical archives: to be sold - tri-cornered shoes

1

nbc admits to never actually making an episode of 'chuck'

0

fox news guest blames liberals for inner-city violence

1

scott bakula turns 43, newspaper reports

1

a woman's responsibility to nurture and care for a child does not include a license to kill it. "you must act according to your conscience -- as must I and everyone else" - who are you jimminy cricket? yeah, just let your conscience be your guide

0

queer christians respond to jeff sessions' new 'license to discriminate'

0

we must ensure democratic integrity in the digital age

0

amazon signs lease for possible store in manhattan

0

thrilling season opener marred by concussion questions

1

fantasy novel not holding back on criticisms of dwarvish culture

0

batumi is beautiful even if trump's activities there are not

0

pastor blasts trump's 'shithole' comments in front of mike pence

1

That's a great way to get more people to respond to your post. emoticonXRolleyes Apparently the fish in this pond are too smart to take the lure you're casting. :p Waxy

1

congress allocates $500 million for development of funkier bass lines

0

Personally, I don't have a problem with a single thing you said.You made your CHOICE, and we in the Pro-Choice camp respect your right to choose.Now, just don't go around trying to impose your choice (which I personally think is perverted and sexist) on the women in my family.You have the obligation to respect their choices just as we respect yours.BTW, please tell Gush Limpbutt that there is a world of difference between human, i.e, possessing the right genes, and personhood, which begins at birth.