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0	tasting your way around the wizarding world of harry potter - diagon alley
0	rand paul: hillary clinton is a 'war hawk'
1	heroic turtle dials most of 911
1	paris review receives mysterious plimpton essay about being a ghost
0	Microevolution has occured. Several times over and recorded in the lab and the natural world. [quote] Give me one peer reviewed paper . Just one. Not the latest dogma from talk origins . 29 evidences for bs.[quote] Huh. Guess you're wrong. [quote]Talk Origins does your thinking not mine. Give me peer reviewed documents not the latest political/religious factions babblings. Of course they don't exist but how could they? [quote] And how does that mean evolution is wrong and creation is correct? You do realize that even if you somehow manage to prove evolution false (not likely), you are still miles from proving creation right?
0	7 things every homeowner should do before going on vacation
1	new low stooped to
1	man miscast in role of father
0	cadbury's chocolate will no longer be imported from the u.k. and everyone is depressed
0	watch tom hardy sing (yes, sing) about a serial killer in this 'london road' scene
1	cory booker expelled from senate, stripped naked, forced to wander maryland bog in woe for all eternity
0	kim k shares photos from north's baptism in jerusalem
1	millions of gallons of oil spill into washington from ruptured rex tillerson
1	scientists trace campus-wide pussy shortage to zbt house
1	polite high school football team runs around banner that took hours to make
1	You missed out mean-spirited, which fits like a very well fitting glove.
1	woman's tan lines don't make any sense
0	senate still at odds over zika funding with only 3 days left before summer break
0	father of otto warmbier will attend winter olympics in south korea: report
0	behold, chris christie's fawning 'interview' with donald trump
1	majority of time at party spent trying to figure out ride home
0	Actually, I reported the real results of a study. Regular church attendees are twice as likely to vote Republican...etc., the conclusion was, however, meant to be a joke. Most got it, you didn't. emoticonXRolleyes
1	moderators give marco rubio 90 seconds to deliver closing statement of campaign
0	if only all tampon ads were this honest
0	jeb bush: i embrace carbon reduction
1	Wow BIOLOGISTS have been working on strteches of DNA of previously unknown function and found what they went looking for - function. That sure knocks genetics and evolution off its feet. Yep no question about it at all. Darwin will be trashed when junk DNA is explained, all his predictions about junk DNA being functionless will be falsified. Oh, oh wait a second. Darwins theory and the NDS make zero predictions about "junk" DNA! Guess that if one has nothing to falsify then falsification is pretty unlikely.
0	the 20 funniest tweets from women this week
0	jill zarin saw ramona singer's divorce 'coming from a mile away'
1	every intern at nonprofit trying to solve refugee crisis first
0	'the other side of memorial day,' or dying in paradise
0	vehicles fall through wisconsin lake's ice as parking lot collapses
0	california's marijuana legalization aims to repair damage from the war on drugs
1	bitchy girlfriend just asking for anne hathaway to swoop in, steal man away
0	10 eating habits linked to dying from cardiovascular disease and diabetes
1	nobel prize awarded to man who helped humans have more fucking babies
1	obamacare helps uninsured americans become blindingly enraged at insurance companies
0	california moves to extend health insurance to undocumented immigrants
1	gorillagram employee shot by white house security
0	nick offerman rsvps to wedding in very ron swanson-esque way
0	7 trends that offer a snapshot of american religion today
0	how the obama administration is making it harder to shed student debt
1	mom decides enough time has passed to lose touch with paramedic who saved son's life
0	john boyega rocks our world with these fine michael jackson moves
0	does your writing reveal secrets about your leadership?
0	hollywood executive: we should have done more to stop harvey weinstein
1	british royal family concerned after queen elizabeth ii beheads 7 tourists
1	Yawn, refer to the above post you clever little cookie. You're obviously the other 'half' of the brain cell missing from the preacher.
1	cool 'cybergranny' needs machines to help her live
0	trump's wild wiretap goose chase has no end in sight, apparently
0	How do you know he was a gun owner? Maybe he borrowed it. ;)And I bet he was a carnivore, walked upright and drove a car, as well.
1	poignant dying words wasted on dumbshit nephew
0	huffpost hill - house republicans vote unanimously to fight later
0	watch live: reproductive rights at forefront on wisconsin primary day
0	'a rising tide lifts all boats,' but the boatless are left to suffer
0	sleep problems may hint at future heart disease risk
0	new york bomber sought an isis-inspired attack with failed device, investigators say
1	First off, no one says that if there is evil, there can't be a God. They say that if there's evil, then God can't be omnipotent and all benevolent. Let's keep the topics straight. Also, I see no way in which the existence of good bolsters the argument that God exists. I could posit the existence of a God of popcorn, and then say "look, here's some popcorn, my God must be real!" Somehow, I don't think that would convince you.
0	state officials fire employee who sent false missile alert in hawaii
0	who will win and who should win at the 2015 emmys
0	verizon and unions reach 'tentative agreement' to end strike
0	this startup wants to make overpaying for a tiny nyc bedroom seem cool
1	Yeah. Funny thing about that. NONE of what you quoted includes any discussion of money raised... They organized marches. Yes. They had phone banks for the purpose of persuading undecided voters. Yes. But no mention of money raised... And don't get me wrong. I am against the organizing of marches and the phone banks. But if we're going to start indicting on that as well, please let me know cause the list of "guilty churches" just got a heck of a lot longer as opposed to just listing ones which had generated "$190,000" directly, and lots more from individual church members.
1	middle-aged funeral director buys flashy red hearse
0	the real reason tyrese didn't reunite with taraji p. henson on 'empire'
1	kamala harris assembles campaign staff of unpaid california prison laborers
1	Drugs should be legal. period. Just like that other more nefarious drug: ReligionemoticonXAngel
1	and how long before they absuse this law. I felt threaten by grandma....she was looking at me all mean anf hitting me with her purse...so I shot her..... Bad LAw!
1	sensei's assistant really getting his ass whipped
0	I agreew with you in principle. However, I see too many flaws in our justice system to make it useful at this point.
0	what it's like to become a brand new dad, in photos
1	american torturing jobs increasingly outsourced
1	heartbroken chris brown always thought rihanna was woman he'd beat to death
0	drake bell mourns the loss of ex-girlfriend stevie ryan with heart-wrenching tweets
1	nation wishes area man were a creep, but, ugh, he's actually really fucking nice
1	25-year-old moving into comfortable, rent-free arrangement in parents' home worried he's hit rock bottom
0	congress races against time to avoid yet another shutdown
0	a gamechanger: nobel prize winner kailash satyarthi
1	right guy to fuck with identified
1	sprint, t-mobile ceos merge into grotesque executive hybrid
1	And down the road abit don't be surprised if you see Sunday Blue Laws being enacted to enforce worship on Sunday! All in the name of giving man a rest from toil of course!
1	new archaeological find suggests mary magdalene was actually a size 12
1	local sea cow tired of all the lies
1	eighth-grader drinks at twelfth-grade level
1	'95-'96 prayers finally answered
0	gop congresswoman calls on rep. blake farenthold to resign
0	facebook in real life: politics
0	from loud chewing to cherry-tomato spewing: the five senses of office pet peeves
1	It really cracks me up, Falwell talking bout "first-class nuts". He's the posterboy for "Private-Lear-Jet Nuts".
1	dubious inclusions damage credibility of entire record collection
1	discouraged bush begins seeking approval of other nations
0	study finds hiv+ gay men with undetectable viral load will not transmit virus
0	gold star family promised $25,000 by trump finally receives check in the mail
1	7th heaven celebrates 100th underage drinking episode
1	pete buttigieg releases comprehensive list of fun personality quirks to include in articles about him
0	dog picks out her own shelter kitten to take home
1	slow-thinking bystander weighing pros and cons of pulling man out of river
1	michael cohen granted prison work release for new job with trump 2020 campaign
1	anarchy symbol updated to appeal to today's teens
0	But it's not detecting any "new" wavelength. It's just detecting a wavelength that our eyes are incapable of detecting. You can't see radio waves, so radio waves are meaningless to your eye, but they're not meaningless to your clock radio receiver.
1	marine corps shortens slogan to 'the few'

0

tasting your way around the wizarding world of harry potter - diagon alley

0

rand paul: hillary clinton is a 'war hawk'

1

heroic turtle dials most of 911

1

paris review receives mysterious plimpton essay about being a ghost

0

Microevolution has occured. Several times over and recorded in the lab and the natural world. [quote] Give me one peer reviewed paper . Just one. Not the latest dogma from talk origins . 29 evidences for bs.[quote] Huh. Guess you're wrong. [quote]Talk Origins does your thinking not mine. Give me peer reviewed documents not the latest political/religious factions babblings. Of course they don't exist but how could they? [quote] And how does that mean evolution is wrong and creation is correct? You do realize that even if you somehow manage to prove evolution false (not likely), you are still miles from proving creation right?

0

7 things every homeowner should do before going on vacation

1

new low stooped to

1

man miscast in role of father

0

cadbury's chocolate will no longer be imported from the u.k. and everyone is depressed

0

watch tom hardy sing (yes, sing) about a serial killer in this 'london road' scene

1

cory booker expelled from senate, stripped naked, forced to wander maryland bog in woe for all eternity

0

kim k shares photos from north's baptism in jerusalem

1

millions of gallons of oil spill into washington from ruptured rex tillerson

1

scientists trace campus-wide pussy shortage to zbt house

1

polite high school football team runs around banner that took hours to make

1

You missed out mean-spirited, which fits like a very well fitting glove.

1

woman's tan lines don't make any sense

0

senate still at odds over zika funding with only 3 days left before summer break

0

father of otto warmbier will attend winter olympics in south korea: report

0

behold, chris christie's fawning 'interview' with donald trump

1

majority of time at party spent trying to figure out ride home

0

Actually, I reported the real results of a study. Regular church attendees are twice as likely to vote Republican...etc., the conclusion was, however, meant to be a joke. Most got it, you didn't. emoticonXRolleyes

1

moderators give marco rubio 90 seconds to deliver closing statement of campaign

0

if only all tampon ads were this honest

0

jeb bush: i embrace carbon reduction

1

Wow BIOLOGISTS have been working on strteches of DNA of previously unknown function and found what they went looking for - function. That sure knocks genetics and evolution off its feet. Yep no question about it at all. Darwin will be trashed when junk DNA is explained, all his predictions about junk DNA being functionless will be falsified. Oh, oh wait a second. Darwins theory and the NDS make zero predictions about "junk" DNA! Guess that if one has nothing to falsify then falsification is pretty unlikely.

0

the 20 funniest tweets from women this week

0

jill zarin saw ramona singer's divorce 'coming from a mile away'

1

every intern at nonprofit trying to solve refugee crisis first

0

'the other side of memorial day,' or dying in paradise

0

vehicles fall through wisconsin lake's ice as parking lot collapses

0

california's marijuana legalization aims to repair damage from the war on drugs

1

bitchy girlfriend just asking for anne hathaway to swoop in, steal man away

0

10 eating habits linked to dying from cardiovascular disease and diabetes

1

nobel prize awarded to man who helped humans have more fucking babies

1

obamacare helps uninsured americans become blindingly enraged at insurance companies

0

california moves to extend health insurance to undocumented immigrants

1

gorillagram employee shot by white house security

0

nick offerman rsvps to wedding in very ron swanson-esque way

0

7 trends that offer a snapshot of american religion today

0

how the obama administration is making it harder to shed student debt

1

mom decides enough time has passed to lose touch with paramedic who saved son's life

0

john boyega rocks our world with these fine michael jackson moves

0

does your writing reveal secrets about your leadership?

0

hollywood executive: we should have done more to stop harvey weinstein

1

british royal family concerned after queen elizabeth ii beheads 7 tourists

1

Yawn, refer to the above post you clever little cookie. You're obviously the other 'half' of the brain cell missing from the preacher.

1

cool 'cybergranny' needs machines to help her live

0

trump's wild wiretap goose chase has no end in sight, apparently

0

How do you know he was a gun owner? Maybe he borrowed it. ;)And I bet he was a carnivore, walked upright and drove a car, as well.

1

poignant dying words wasted on dumbshit nephew

0

huffpost hill - house republicans vote unanimously to fight later

0

watch live: reproductive rights at forefront on wisconsin primary day

0

'a rising tide lifts all boats,' but the boatless are left to suffer

0

sleep problems may hint at future heart disease risk

0

new york bomber sought an isis-inspired attack with failed device, investigators say

1

First off, no one says that if there is evil, there can't be a God. They say that if there's evil, then God can't be omnipotent and all benevolent. Let's keep the topics straight. Also, I see no way in which the existence of good bolsters the argument that God exists. I could posit the existence of a God of popcorn, and then say "look, here's some popcorn, my God must be real!" Somehow, I don't think that would convince you.

0

state officials fire employee who sent false missile alert in hawaii

0

who will win and who should win at the 2015 emmys

0

verizon and unions reach 'tentative agreement' to end strike

0

this startup wants to make overpaying for a tiny nyc bedroom seem cool

1

Yeah. Funny thing about that. NONE of what you quoted includes any discussion of money raised... They organized marches. Yes. They had phone banks for the purpose of persuading undecided voters. Yes. But no mention of money raised... And don't get me wrong. I am against the organizing of marches and the phone banks. But if we're going to start indicting on that as well, please let me know cause the list of "guilty churches" just got a heck of a lot longer as opposed to just listing ones which had generated "$190,000" directly, and lots more from individual church members.

1

middle-aged funeral director buys flashy red hearse

0

the real reason tyrese didn't reunite with taraji p. henson on 'empire'

1

kamala harris assembles campaign staff of unpaid california prison laborers

1

Drugs should be legal. period. Just like that other more nefarious drug: ReligionemoticonXAngel

1

and how long before they absuse this law. I felt threaten by grandma....she was looking at me all mean anf hitting me with her purse...so I shot her..... Bad LAw!

1

sensei's assistant really getting his ass whipped

0

I agreew with you in principle. However, I see too many flaws in our justice system to make it useful at this point.

0

what it's like to become a brand new dad, in photos

1

american torturing jobs increasingly outsourced

1

heartbroken chris brown always thought rihanna was woman he'd beat to death

0

drake bell mourns the loss of ex-girlfriend stevie ryan with heart-wrenching tweets

1

nation wishes area man were a creep, but, ugh, he's actually really fucking nice

1

25-year-old moving into comfortable, rent-free arrangement in parents' home worried he's hit rock bottom

0

congress races against time to avoid yet another shutdown

0

a gamechanger: nobel prize winner kailash satyarthi

1

right guy to fuck with identified

1

sprint, t-mobile ceos merge into grotesque executive hybrid

1

And down the road abit don't be surprised if you see Sunday Blue Laws being enacted to enforce worship on Sunday! All in the name of giving man a rest from toil of course!

1

new archaeological find suggests mary magdalene was actually a size 12

1

local sea cow tired of all the lies

1

eighth-grader drinks at twelfth-grade level

1

'95-'96 prayers finally answered

0

gop congresswoman calls on rep. blake farenthold to resign

0

facebook in real life: politics

0

from loud chewing to cherry-tomato spewing: the five senses of office pet peeves

1

It really cracks me up, Falwell talking bout "first-class nuts". He's the posterboy for "Private-Lear-Jet Nuts".

1

dubious inclusions damage credibility of entire record collection

1

discouraged bush begins seeking approval of other nations

0

study finds hiv+ gay men with undetectable viral load will not transmit virus

0

gold star family promised $25,000 by trump finally receives check in the mail

1

7th heaven celebrates 100th underage drinking episode

1

pete buttigieg releases comprehensive list of fun personality quirks to include in articles about him

0

dog picks out her own shelter kitten to take home

1

slow-thinking bystander weighing pros and cons of pulling man out of river

1

michael cohen granted prison work release for new job with trump 2020 campaign

1

anarchy symbol updated to appeal to today's teens

0

But it's not detecting any "new" wavelength. It's just detecting a wavelength that our eyes are incapable of detecting. You can't see radio waves, so radio waves are meaningless to your eye, but they're not meaningless to your clock radio receiver.

1

marine corps shortens slogan to 'the few'