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1	giddy tim kaine presses face against campaign bus window as horse trailer drives by
1	deal alert: get 'kingdom hearts iii' for free for next 30 seconds while gamestop clerk is dealing with something in back
0	donald trump says he'll do interview with univision's jorge ramos
0	how where you live affects your child's mental health
1	ohio governor makes desperate plea to aquaman
1	mueller annoyed by chipper, overeager adam schiff constantly sending him evidence he's already uncovered
0	it wasn't just white men who participated in the 'unite the right' rally
0	hollande, valls, macron and article 49-3: france tries harder to reform
0	'8 on 8' brawl ends in officer shot, suspect killed
0	"Supposedly"? You ran from those threads. You are the one making assertions that you don't back up. You are the one unwilling (i.e. unable) to show that Arctic foxes can adapt to a Phoenix summer. You are the one who keeps ignoring (what I will henceforth refer to as) The Chihuahua Challenge. For somebody claiming to be so clearly right and so obviously vindicated by the evidence, you've done nothing to show it, and you've done everything to run from it.
1	pocket electronic-bible-verse database coveted
0	with greetings from trump, pence says u.s. committed to europe
0	Why do people on the pro-gun side continuously try to oversimplify the issue? No one is really arguing that there would be zero murder without guns. The question is would there be less murders without guns. In developed nations with stricter gun laws there are less murders. At any rate, I don't think you can draw such conclusions based on one incident.
1	dog doesn't realize he just graduated
0	five lessons of being a multi-millionaire
1	alarming report finds only 6% of earth's surface indoors
1	panicked donald trump jr. tries to cover up contact with wikileaks by deleting firefox icon from desktop
0	this awesome dad crafts intricate toast breakfasts for daughter with allergies
1	Thats because there are far more heterosexuals. I cannot take a racist heterophobic serious when he tries to tell me that using certain words mean that a heterosexual man is an abuser or misogynist. As said, your expertise are firmly on the other side. As for your nonsense about Univ Houston. I simply do not believe it. You have the manner of a school teacher and the wit of railway clerk.
1	larry king's frothing saliva hosed off bette midler
1	rex, rob ryan finally get bunk beds they always wanted
1	** Gee, another one who doesn't accept the phenomena of intelligence and intelligence testing, reality be damned. I don't know what you mean by "design responses to stimuli", unless you refer to your favourite computer programmes again. In that case, go back and re-read what I've said about that.
0	deflategate: another image blow to the nfl that is not likely to hurt its business
1	you can hold snake, owner reports
0	scientists crack mystery of tiny traveling plants
0	Exactly, which brings us back to square 1. Creationism is based on religion, and Evolution is based on the Scientific method, but is not proven. Creationism isnt even near being proven. So, why would you try to impose your religious beliefs on public school children?
1	report suggests stalin was just one great purge away from creating communist utopia
0	5 ways to enjoy your engagement
1	study finds majority of u.s. currency has touched financial executive's nude body
0	our 10 favorite post-gay movies
0	fbi employees wear 'comey is my homey' shirts to family day
1	man sneaks in mid-snack nibble
1	defense department typo results in u.s. attack on ira
0	washington governor: 'we are not afraid to take action' on guns
1	Bollocks. Using a definintion that you agree with is NOT part of the debate. Arguing from personal incredulity is all of your handwaving and assertions amounts to. Use the real definition, not a wishy washy one that happens to alighn itself with your delusion.
0	the top 5 issues newlyweds face
0	from the other side; an honest review from employees
1	doctor asks new mother if she'd like to keep newborn's exoskeleton
1	it pretty obvious what friend will look like old
0	there is no right way, just write
0	stephen colbert gets women from 1776 to react to the first female presidential nominee
1	waitress who took over at table just doesn't have same spark as richard
1	'the president can suck my big fat dick,' says rex tillerson in veiled attack on trump
0	trump the globalist plutocrat
0	how marvel beat dc at the movies
1	unclear what coworker with banana on desk all day waiting for
0	obama: families of gun violence victims don't care about politics, just change
1	new history textbook makes hatred of history come alive for students
0	Really? Intra-species evolution and inter-species evolution are one and the same? edit I was reading on micro-evolution in wikipedia, here is what they had to say...is this incorrect? "Typically, observable instances of evolution are examples of microevolution; for example, bacterial strains that have become resistant to antibiotics. Because microevolution can be observed directly, both pro-evolution and some anti-evolution groups agree that it is a fact of life."
1	woman forced to converse awkwardly with bank-promotion clown
0	exclusive look inside the baltimore police investigation into freddie gray's death
0	who is hacking all of these 'glee' stars?
0	rand paul's campaign website misspelled 'education'
1	india continues surge towards status as first world nation by reelecting racist, right-wing authoritarian
1	Obviously, in the event of a disaster, George W. Bush sure thinks he has a right to choose. Hmmm, let's see, should I interrupt my vacation just because people are drowning in New Orleans? Naw, I don't think I should. They're just poor people and they probably didn't vote for me.
0	In the examples you gave, the doctor is clearly trying his* very best to save the most lives he can. What if the Siamese twins were in no mortal danger while together? And what if one Siamese twin has legs but the other doesn't? Isn't the other twin dependent on the one with legs? Could a doctor ethically remove the legless twin if the legged twin wanted to and if the legless twin was retarded and the procedure would leave the legless twin dead?*(or her best.. I'm sorry but my doctor is male, so I will no longer use "his/her" or "he/she"... it just gets tiring after a while...)
0	joe arpaio revives racist obama birther conspiracy
1	god announces successful test of first category 7 hurricane
1	tiny dog suffocates in louis vuitton bag
1	report: this not a gun
0	tlc's my husband's not gay: damaging for mormons, especially gay mormon youth
1	So Steeeeve, as you have made no response in over a month I'll take your answer to my last question as a yes: More AIDS deaths are an acceptable trade for reducing access to abortion. If you disagree, I'm all ears as to your justification.
1	bob iger: at disney, we live every day in terror that you'll turn on superhero movies
1	cold panic grips stacey abrams as trump begins delivering speech almost identical to one she wrote
1	dan fogelberg fails to soothe area lite 108 listener
1	parents wish weak-willed daughter would push back against violin lessons just a little
1	nation hoping 'the newsroom' ends before trayvon martin storyline
1	lutheran minister arrested on charges of boring young children
0	arresting portraits give voices to homeless people in america's poorest big city
1	Well done you must be expressing'original sin'emoticonXClown If you fancy the married woman next door then you must therefore be an adulterer and if you want to punch someone but do not you still are an aggressor. Give yourself a biscuitemoticonXBouncer There is a world of difference between a man who wants to have sex with other men but does not and another who does have sex with men. You may call them both gay but to do so would only be to make a small point..just as you are doing. It was quite obvious that I was referring to sexually active gays but if it makes you feel better.......
1	humanizing detail tacked onto end of new board member's bio
0	you know why? because God touches our hearts like nothing you have ever felt before. it is amazing
0	remembering jimmy breslin and a newspaper world long gone
0	texas provider will offer free abortions for women affected by harvey
0	18 habits of highly creative people
1	article about return of burger king chicken fries only news area man has clicked on today
0	I think you are the same person as usa all the way and again.. you have no right to talk about murder because you murder the english language everytime you post.And no.. the baby does not belong to god because there is no baby and I don't know if there is a god or not. Btw.. I'm not going to incubate something in my body because of you think it's wrong because someone who may or may not exist said so.
0	the 'broad city' ladies have a spa day, but it doesn't go well
1	fashion industry declares hottest spring look is upbeat attitude
1	bush campaign more thought out than iraq war
0	cops accused of racism after detaining black man over 'vegetation'
0	hhs secretary tom price says 'nobody will be worse off financially' under obamacare repeal
1	woody harrelson spends two hours drawing marijuana leaf on binder
1	dasani under fire after tanker explosion leads to massive water spill off coast of mexico
0	tom petty's last tour included a subtle nod of support for trans rights
0	So what? If somebody wants to die then they'll kill themselves no matter what.
0	don't call khloe kardashian 'the fat sister'
1	report: folks, bette midler is back on broadway and not a minute too soon
1	area dad botches 'princess bride' quote
0	18 awesome picnic recipes (that aren't sandwiches)
0	women are using iconic anti-mobster law to go after harvey weinstein
1	trump thanks supporters who sacrificed time, money, friends, family, morals, religious beliefs to be here today
0	kids sue the government for not protecting them from climate change
1	god really dreading visit from older brother who made much more successful cosmos
1	aids baby lays tiny hand in palm of 'onion' reporter
0	I'll assume this is figurative since they do not literally melt.
1	starring in hollywood blockbusters los angeles man's only claim to fame
0	election day: gov. hopeful vitter trails in deep-red louisiana
0	the truth about politics: mo' money, mo' problems
1	single most replaceable person in company will walk if he doesn't get raise

1

giddy tim kaine presses face against campaign bus window as horse trailer drives by

1

deal alert: get 'kingdom hearts iii' for free for next 30 seconds while gamestop clerk is dealing with something in back

0

donald trump says he'll do interview with univision's jorge ramos

0

how where you live affects your child's mental health

1

ohio governor makes desperate plea to aquaman

1

mueller annoyed by chipper, overeager adam schiff constantly sending him evidence he's already uncovered

0

it wasn't just white men who participated in the 'unite the right' rally

0

hollande, valls, macron and article 49-3: france tries harder to reform

0

'8 on 8' brawl ends in officer shot, suspect killed

0

"Supposedly"? You ran from those threads. You are the one making assertions that you don't back up. You are the one unwilling (i.e. unable) to show that Arctic foxes can adapt to a Phoenix summer. You are the one who keeps ignoring (what I will henceforth refer to as) The Chihuahua Challenge. For somebody claiming to be so clearly right and so obviously vindicated by the evidence, you've done nothing to show it, and you've done everything to run from it.

1

pocket electronic-bible-verse database coveted

0

with greetings from trump, pence says u.s. committed to europe

0

Why do people on the pro-gun side continuously try to oversimplify the issue? No one is really arguing that there would be zero murder without guns. The question is would there be less murders without guns. In developed nations with stricter gun laws there are less murders. At any rate, I don't think you can draw such conclusions based on one incident.

1

dog doesn't realize he just graduated

0

five lessons of being a multi-millionaire

1

alarming report finds only 6% of earth's surface indoors

1

panicked donald trump jr. tries to cover up contact with wikileaks by deleting firefox icon from desktop

0

this awesome dad crafts intricate toast breakfasts for daughter with allergies

1

Thats because there are far more heterosexuals. I cannot take a racist heterophobic serious when he tries to tell me that using certain words mean that a heterosexual man is an abuser or misogynist. As said, your expertise are firmly on the other side. As for your nonsense about Univ Houston. I simply do not believe it. You have the manner of a school teacher and the wit of railway clerk.

1

larry king's frothing saliva hosed off bette midler

1

rex, rob ryan finally get bunk beds they always wanted

1

** Gee, another one who doesn't accept the phenomena of intelligence and intelligence testing, reality be damned. I don't know what you mean by "design responses to stimuli", unless you refer to your favourite computer programmes again. In that case, go back and re-read what I've said about that.

0

deflategate: another image blow to the nfl that is not likely to hurt its business

1

you can hold snake, owner reports

0

scientists crack mystery of tiny traveling plants

0

Exactly, which brings us back to square 1. Creationism is based on religion, and Evolution is based on the Scientific method, but is not proven. Creationism isnt even near being proven. So, why would you try to impose your religious beliefs on public school children?

1

report suggests stalin was just one great purge away from creating communist utopia

0

5 ways to enjoy your engagement

1

study finds majority of u.s. currency has touched financial executive's nude body

0

our 10 favorite post-gay movies

0

fbi employees wear 'comey is my homey' shirts to family day

1

man sneaks in mid-snack nibble

1

defense department typo results in u.s. attack on ira

0

washington governor: 'we are not afraid to take action' on guns

1

Bollocks. Using a definintion that you agree with is NOT part of the debate. Arguing from personal incredulity is all of your handwaving and assertions amounts to. Use the real definition, not a wishy washy one that happens to alighn itself with your delusion.

0

the top 5 issues newlyweds face

0

from the other side; an honest review from employees

1

doctor asks new mother if she'd like to keep newborn's exoskeleton

1

it pretty obvious what friend will look like old

0

there is no right way, just write

0

stephen colbert gets women from 1776 to react to the first female presidential nominee

1

waitress who took over at table just doesn't have same spark as richard

1

'the president can suck my big fat dick,' says rex tillerson in veiled attack on trump

0

trump the globalist plutocrat

0

how marvel beat dc at the movies

1

unclear what coworker with banana on desk all day waiting for

0

obama: families of gun violence victims don't care about politics, just change

1

new history textbook makes hatred of history come alive for students

0

Really? Intra-species evolution and inter-species evolution are one and the same? *edit* I was reading on micro-evolution in wikipedia, here is what they had to say...is this incorrect? "Typically, observable instances of evolution are examples of microevolution; for example, bacterial strains that have become resistant to antibiotics. Because microevolution can be observed directly, both pro-evolution and some anti-evolution groups agree that it is a fact of life."

1

woman forced to converse awkwardly with bank-promotion clown

0

exclusive look inside the baltimore police investigation into freddie gray's death

0

who is hacking all of these 'glee' stars?

0

rand paul's campaign website misspelled 'education'

1

india continues surge towards status as first world nation by reelecting racist, right-wing authoritarian

1

Obviously, in the event of a disaster, George W. Bush sure thinks he has a right to choose. Hmmm, let's see, should I interrupt my vacation just because people are drowning in New Orleans? Naw, I don't think I should. They're just poor people and they probably didn't vote for me.

0

In the examples you gave, the doctor is clearly trying his* very best to save the most lives he can. What if the Siamese twins were in no mortal danger while together? And what if one Siamese twin has legs but the other doesn't? Isn't the other twin dependent on the one with legs? Could a doctor ethically remove the legless twin if the legged twin wanted to and if the legless twin was retarded and the procedure would leave the legless twin dead?*(or her best.. I'm sorry but my doctor is male, so I will no longer use "his/her" or "he/she"... it just gets tiring after a while...)

0

joe arpaio revives racist obama birther conspiracy

1

god announces successful test of first category 7 hurricane

1

tiny dog suffocates in louis vuitton bag

1

report: this not a gun

0

tlc's my husband's not gay: damaging for mormons, especially gay mormon youth

1

So Steeeeve, as you have made no response in over a month I'll take your answer to my last question as a yes: More AIDS deaths are an acceptable trade for reducing access to abortion. If you disagree, I'm all ears as to your justification.

1

bob iger: at disney, we live every day in terror that you'll turn on superhero movies

1

cold panic grips stacey abrams as trump begins delivering speech almost identical to one she wrote

1

dan fogelberg fails to soothe area lite 108 listener

1

parents wish weak-willed daughter would push back against violin lessons just a little

1

nation hoping 'the newsroom' ends before trayvon martin storyline

1

lutheran minister arrested on charges of boring young children

0

arresting portraits give voices to homeless people in america's poorest big city

1

Well done you must be expressing'original sin'emoticonXClown If you fancy the married woman next door then you must therefore be an adulterer and if you want to punch someone but do not you still are an aggressor. Give yourself a biscuitemoticonXBouncer There is a world of difference between a man who wants to have sex with other men but does not and another who does have sex with men. You may call them both gay but to do so would only be to make a small point..just as you are doing. It was quite obvious that I was referring to sexually active gays but if it makes you feel better.......

1

humanizing detail tacked onto end of new board member's bio

0

you know why? because God touches our hearts like nothing you have ever felt before. it is amazing

0

remembering jimmy breslin and a newspaper world long gone

0

texas provider will offer free abortions for women affected by harvey

0

18 habits of highly creative people

1

article about return of burger king chicken fries only news area man has clicked on today

0

I think you are the same person as usa all the way and again.. you have no right to talk about murder because you murder the english language everytime you post.And no.. the baby does not belong to god because there is no baby and I don't know if there is a god or not. Btw.. I'm not going to incubate something in my body because of you think it's wrong because someone who may or may not exist said so.

0

the 'broad city' ladies have a spa day, but it doesn't go well

1

fashion industry declares hottest spring look is upbeat attitude

1

bush campaign more thought out than iraq war

0

cops accused of racism after detaining black man over 'vegetation'

0

hhs secretary tom price says 'nobody will be worse off financially' under obamacare repeal

1

woody harrelson spends two hours drawing marijuana leaf on binder

1

dasani under fire after tanker explosion leads to massive water spill off coast of mexico

0

tom petty's last tour included a subtle nod of support for trans rights

0

So what? If somebody wants to die then they'll kill themselves no matter what.

0

don't call khloe kardashian 'the fat sister'

1

report: folks, bette midler is back on broadway and not a minute too soon

1

area dad botches 'princess bride' quote

0

18 awesome picnic recipes (that aren't sandwiches)

0

women are using iconic anti-mobster law to go after harvey weinstein

1

trump thanks supporters who sacrificed time, money, friends, family, morals, religious beliefs to be here today

0

kids sue the government for not protecting them from climate change

1

god really dreading visit from older brother who made much more successful cosmos

1

aids baby lays tiny hand in palm of 'onion' reporter

0

I'll assume this is figurative since they do not literally melt.

1

starring in hollywood blockbusters los angeles man's only claim to fame

0

election day: gov. hopeful vitter trails in deep-red louisiana

0

the truth about politics: mo' money, mo' problems

1

single most replaceable person in company will walk if he doesn't get raise