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1	But yet you have the right to make an an a-s-s out of yourself? As far as the nude beaches go, it would be worth the plane fare if I knew you were going to be at one so I could laugh my a-s-s off. FROTFLMAO
0	israeli ambassador explains netanyahu's statements on potential palestinian state
1	Show of hands, how many people think that is the same story? Flood Stories from Around the World
0	rest assured, amy schumer and jennifer lawrence still hang out
1	trump makes last-minute push to appeal to whites
1	yellowstone places old faithful on 6-month loan to acadia national park
1	high school freshman thinks 'romeo and juliet' might just be her favorite play
1	punxsutawney phil beheaded for inaccurate prediction on annual groundhog slaughtering day
1	mars probe destroyed by orbiting spielberg-gates space palace
1	teen's eulogy mostly nickelback lyrics
0	Its amazing how the facts are in front of thier faces yet they still claim they are only for "Reasonable" gin control laws.
1	Well uh I am a fan. & you remind me of Humpty Dumpty.
0	5 perfect-for-packing lunch salads
1	endangered species list edited to fit poster
1	new financial report finds economy invincible forever this time
0	cold anger in restless times: the growing movement for racial and social justice
0	this ceo will send your kids to school, if you work for his company
0	geniuses made a must-watch 'formation' parody about anti-abortion laws
0	'who makes the game?' donald sterling certainly asked the right question
1	michael jordan accidentally packaged in plastic
1	nation's attractive people demand we send them all $200 checks
1	teen rebel refusing to purchase yearbook
0	another gop congressman calls for special prosecutor to probe russia's election meddling
1	obama already knows who he's going to tear apart in memoir
1	The IDEA isn't a bunch of bull, but our implementation of it does leave a lot to be desired. Too bad Jefferson wasn't immortal!!!
0	paris attacks suspect salah abdeslam charged in belgium
0	pfizer is abandoning controversial plan
0	trevor noah: 'trump may destroy the world, but god damn he's cute'
1	historians say it still a mystery how people in ancient times didn't just go crazy and kill themselves
0	immigration backlash at the heart of british push to leave the e.u.
1	parasites just getting the hang of how host does things
0	here's why immigration advocates are pressing so hard for executive action
1	desperate 'time' magazine announces 'man of june'
1	white castle crave case handcuffed to wrist
1	obama hosts diplomatic talks at starbucks while oval office carpet cleaned
0	an heir to the chilean presidency: isabel allende bussi
0	Since when are profetallifers "reasonable people"? How reasonable can it be for them to try to impose their particular answer to a metaphysical question on others who believe differently?
1	chuck e. cheese's pit boss tells floor attendant to keep an eye on guest winning big at skee-ball
1	childish gambino teases concept album exploring what world might be like if he put a shirt on
0	love is waiting for a test result and having someone hold your hand
0	ivanka on roy moore: 'there's a special place in hell' for child abusers
0	If the child is to be born into a poverty stricken part of the world and is expected to die by the age of 7 by either disease or lack of food, why not spare pain and abort?
1	helicopter ride pretty much delivers the goods
0	john legend sends personal message to manchester victim's family
1	internet collapses under sheer weight of baby pictures
0	why being #1 isn't all it's cracked up to be
0	Would that work like the ban on illegal drugs in American? Does that ban keep illegal drugs out of American? The ban on illegal drugs does one thing, it does keep illegal drugs from law-abiding citizens. Law-abiding citizens are the only ones that respect the law when it comes to bans.
1	'i promise to work tirelessly to achieve my campaign's goals,' threatens trump in terrifying address
0	acclaimed mexican journalist: the drug war is 'completely false'
0	5 strange 'simpsons' things you haven't seen, even after 30 years
1	closed-door meeting to determine future of honey-roasted peanuts
0	6 intimate details you can tell just by looking at someone
1	new online voting system allows millions of masturbators to take part in democracy
0	oregon college shooting survivor writes graphic, gripping account
1	restaurant patron seeking corroboration that soda is not diet
1	local building accessible to only the strongest of the handicapped
0	trump supporters harass immigration protesters in iowa
1	Modest as well I see. You haven't answered my question at all. If you are going to wander into a thread like this and make such a comment as follows:
1	viagra announces real medicine that gave customers erections was confidence all along
1	Yeah guess that probably makes me a gun-toten redneck drunk,shooten everything in sight huh.emoticonXKillemoticonXGood
0	making the road in new york: a model for work-family policy change
1	Actually, breeding horses and donkeys isn't an effort to create a new species. Where did you get such a thoughtless idea. And neither is interbreeding lions and tigers. However, you don't seem to be aware that neither ligers or tigons are sterile. They are capable of breeding with each other or with either of the parent species. And then there are polar bears and brown bears, which can and will interbreed if given the opportunity. And the offspring are perfectly fertile.
0	how trump's homophobic usda chief scientist pick directly threatens lgbtq people
1	cool mccain supporter wears 'mccain 2000' shirt to campaign speech
1	Yes, we shouldn't let those slaves be citizens, they will burden our legal system since they will now have...OMG...rights!
1	obama to take break from stumping to preside over united states
0	more american women expect to have children in the future
1	starbucks offering new lukewarm coffee to help ease customers' transition from iced to hot
0	And your point was demonstrated to be specious using your own source. To contain strawmen even as you claimed it to be a strawman.
0	**True, and the confusion was my bad, as explained already. However, the fact of revertant mutation in eusocial bacteria colonies, as demonstrated by Ames and by Cairns, still shoots great big holes in the darwinist assumptions arising out of your old war-horses, Luria & Delbruck '43, and its "clone", Lederberg and Lederberg '52.
0	Oh, I hear you. I am covered by my partner's insurance here as well. I would not have been able to get the insurance if we were not legally a union. It's amazing. And I am REALLY greatful for that!
0	scary and gross - 3 disturbing consequences of a warming planet
1	dominos unveils napkin-stuffed pizza crust
1	redbox debuts new touchscreen in back of kiosk for pornographic features
0	being necessary to the security of a free State the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed.\" I guess you're right an individual's right to bear arms is not found in the Second Amendment.Abortion is a right constructed in the chambers of the minds of seven judges.Many pro-lifers perhaps but not all pro-lifers. Me for example." No. It is the job of the court to interpret the Constitution, not define it.
1	elon musk embarrassed after realizing he proposing idea for thing that already exists
1	area man hurt
1	starbucks unveils $7 wake-up slap
0	alligator and python locked in death duel on golf course
1	new pre-sauced napkins can be thrown away straight from package
0	And this is merely another piece of evidence that Sport's a XXXXX.
1	report: rich suitors able to correctly guess beautiful woman's dress size 92% of time
0	chrissy teigen already gave out the cutest award of oscar night
1	Well as long as you ignore the evidence, why do you need proof. Blind faith works just fine.
1	sec replay official overturns 'roe v. wade'
1	woman transitions from being terrified of getting pregnant to being terrified she can't get pregnant
0	south korea to hold presidential election in may to replace impeached leader park geun-hye
0	here are the most breathtaking new year's eve fireworks displays
1	wedding guest in suspenders, bow tie unafraid to take dance floor
0	'game of thrones' star reveals tormund's love for brienne extends off screen
0	trump super pac gets 12-year-old girl to interview roy moore
1	meg white drum solo maintains steady beat for 23 minutes
0	huffpost pollster - polls and charts
1	white house ficus to leave for virginia arboretum after declining trump's offer to be chief of staff
0	So if an atheist believes that humans are the highest form of intelligence, and a devout Christian believes God is the highest form of intelligence, the Christian should allow the atheist to force him to behave as if humans are the highest form of intelligence?
1	'leaking sure is cool, huh, guys?' says disguised john kelly to white house aides
0	23 incredible benefits of getting more sleep
0	wanda sykes gets right to the point with donald trump diss
1	report: there no way of knowing whether the vague award mom won at work a big deal or what
0	miley cyrus under fire in the uk for 'sexually suggestive' mac ad

1

But yet you have the right to make an an a-s-s out of yourself? As far as the nude beaches go, it would be worth the plane fare if I knew you were going to be at one so I could laugh my a-s-s off. FROTFLMAO

0

israeli ambassador explains netanyahu's statements on potential palestinian state

1

Show of hands, how many people think that is the same story? Flood Stories from Around the World

0

rest assured, amy schumer and jennifer lawrence still hang out

1

trump makes last-minute push to appeal to whites

1

yellowstone places old faithful on 6-month loan to acadia national park

1

high school freshman thinks 'romeo and juliet' might just be her favorite play

1

punxsutawney phil beheaded for inaccurate prediction on annual groundhog slaughtering day

1

mars probe destroyed by orbiting spielberg-gates space palace

1

teen's eulogy mostly nickelback lyrics

0

Its amazing how the facts are in front of thier faces yet they still claim they are only for "Reasonable" gin control laws.

1

Well uh I am a fan. & you remind me of Humpty Dumpty.

0

5 perfect-for-packing lunch salads

1

endangered species list edited to fit poster

1

new financial report finds economy invincible forever this time

0

cold anger in restless times: the growing movement for racial and social justice

0

this ceo will send your kids to school, if you work for his company

0

geniuses made a must-watch 'formation' parody about anti-abortion laws

0

'who makes the game?' donald sterling certainly asked the right question

1

michael jordan accidentally packaged in plastic

1

nation's attractive people demand we send them all $200 checks

1

teen rebel refusing to purchase yearbook

0

another gop congressman calls for special prosecutor to probe russia's election meddling

1

obama already knows who he's going to tear apart in memoir

1

The IDEA isn't a bunch of bull, but our implementation of it does leave a lot to be desired. Too bad Jefferson wasn't immortal!!!

0

paris attacks suspect salah abdeslam charged in belgium

0

pfizer is abandoning controversial plan

0

trevor noah: 'trump may destroy the world, but god damn he's cute'

1

historians say it still a mystery how people in ancient times didn't just go crazy and kill themselves

0

immigration backlash at the heart of british push to leave the e.u.

1

parasites just getting the hang of how host does things

0

here's why immigration advocates are pressing so hard for executive action

1

desperate 'time' magazine announces 'man of june'

1

white castle crave case handcuffed to wrist

1

obama hosts diplomatic talks at starbucks while oval office carpet cleaned

0

an heir to the chilean presidency: isabel allende bussi

0

Since when are profetallifers "reasonable people"? How reasonable can it be for them to try to impose their particular answer to a metaphysical question on others who believe differently?

1

chuck e. cheese's pit boss tells floor attendant to keep an eye on guest winning big at skee-ball

1

childish gambino teases concept album exploring what world might be like if he put a shirt on

0

love is waiting for a test result and having someone hold your hand

0

ivanka on roy moore: 'there's a special place in hell' for child abusers

0

If the child is to be born into a poverty stricken part of the world and is expected to die by the age of 7 by either disease or lack of food, why not spare pain and abort?

1

helicopter ride pretty much delivers the goods

0

john legend sends personal message to manchester victim's family

1

internet collapses under sheer weight of baby pictures

0

why being #1 isn't all it's cracked up to be

0

Would that work like the ban on illegal drugs in American? Does that ban keep illegal drugs out of American? The ban on illegal drugs does one thing, it does keep illegal drugs from law-abiding citizens. Law-abiding citizens are the only ones that respect the law when it comes to bans.

1

'i promise to work tirelessly to achieve my campaign's goals,' threatens trump in terrifying address

0

acclaimed mexican journalist: the drug war is 'completely false'

0

5 strange 'simpsons' things you haven't seen, even after 30 years

1

closed-door meeting to determine future of honey-roasted peanuts

0

6 intimate details you can tell just by looking at someone

1

new online voting system allows millions of masturbators to take part in democracy

0

oregon college shooting survivor writes graphic, gripping account

1

restaurant patron seeking corroboration that soda is not diet

1

local building accessible to only the strongest of the handicapped

0

trump supporters harass immigration protesters in iowa

1

Modest as well I see. You haven't answered my question at all. If you are going to wander into a thread like this and make such a comment as follows:

1

viagra announces real medicine that gave customers erections was confidence all along

1

Yeah guess that probably makes me a gun-toten redneck drunk,shooten everything in sight huh.emoticonXKillemoticonXGood

0

making the road in new york: a model for work-family policy change

1

Actually, breeding horses and donkeys isn't an effort to create a new species. Where did you get such a thoughtless idea. And neither is interbreeding lions and tigers. However, you don't seem to be aware that neither ligers or tigons are sterile. They are capable of breeding with each other or with either of the parent species. And then there are polar bears and brown bears, which can and will interbreed if given the opportunity. And the offspring are perfectly fertile.

0

how trump's homophobic usda chief scientist pick directly threatens lgbtq people

1

cool mccain supporter wears 'mccain 2000' shirt to campaign speech

1

Yes, we shouldn't let those slaves be citizens, they will burden our legal system since they will now have...OMG...rights!

1

obama to take break from stumping to preside over united states

0

more american women expect to have children in the future

1

starbucks offering new lukewarm coffee to help ease customers' transition from iced to hot

0

And your point was demonstrated to be specious using your own source. To contain strawmen even as you claimed it to be a strawman.

0

**True, and the confusion was my bad, as explained already. However, the fact of revertant mutation in eusocial bacteria colonies, as demonstrated by Ames and by Cairns, still shoots great big holes in the darwinist assumptions arising out of your old war-horses, Luria & Delbruck '43, and its "clone", Lederberg and Lederberg '52.

0

Oh, I hear you. I am covered by my partner's insurance here as well. I would not have been able to get the insurance if we were not legally a union. It's amazing. And I am REALLY greatful for that!

0

scary and gross - 3 disturbing consequences of a warming planet

1

dominos unveils napkin-stuffed pizza crust

1

redbox debuts new touchscreen in back of kiosk for pornographic features

0

being necessary to the security of a free State the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed.\" I guess you're right an individual's right to bear arms is not found in the Second Amendment.Abortion is a right constructed in the chambers of the minds of seven judges.Many pro-lifers perhaps but not all pro-lifers. Me for example." No. It is the job of the court to interpret the Constitution, not define it.

1

elon musk embarrassed after realizing he proposing idea for thing that already exists

1

area man hurt

1

starbucks unveils $7 wake-up slap

0

alligator and python locked in death duel on golf course

1

new pre-sauced napkins can be thrown away straight from package

0

And this is merely another piece of evidence that Sport's a XXXXX.

1

report: rich suitors able to correctly guess beautiful woman's dress size 92% of time

0

chrissy teigen already gave out the cutest award of oscar night

1

Well as long as you ignore the evidence, why do you need proof. Blind faith works just fine.

1

sec replay official overturns 'roe v. wade'

1

woman transitions from being terrified of getting pregnant to being terrified she can't get pregnant

0

south korea to hold presidential election in may to replace impeached leader park geun-hye

0

here are the most breathtaking new year's eve fireworks displays

1

wedding guest in suspenders, bow tie unafraid to take dance floor

0

'game of thrones' star reveals tormund's love for brienne extends off screen

0

trump super pac gets 12-year-old girl to interview roy moore

1

meg white drum solo maintains steady beat for 23 minutes

0

huffpost pollster - polls and charts

1

white house ficus to leave for virginia arboretum after declining trump's offer to be chief of staff

0

So if an atheist believes that humans are the highest form of intelligence, and a devout Christian believes God is the highest form of intelligence, the Christian should allow the atheist to force him to behave as if humans are the highest form of intelligence?

1

'leaking sure is cool, huh, guys?' says disguised john kelly to white house aides

0

23 incredible benefits of getting more sleep

0

wanda sykes gets right to the point with donald trump diss

1

report: there no way of knowing whether the vague award mom won at work a big deal or what

0

miley cyrus under fire in the uk for 'sexually suggestive' mac ad