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0	lies, abuse and murder collide in new true crime documentary
1	purina introduces 'own shit' dog food flavor
1	mom starting to fear son's web series closest thing she will have to grandchild
0	how real is work-life balance?
0	paul ryan renews call to suspend hillary clinton's classified briefings
1	That "brilliant" statement has absolutely NOTHING to do with the original point. ...later
0	the king of credit card fraud
1	girlfriend acting all clingy after getting pregnant
1	federal government to be run by cheaper mexican officials
1	distraught man still finding painful reminders of long-gone hoagie around apartment
0	Well, I would call it a formalized set of rules and procedures for evaluating the validity of propositions. How does that relate to a dogma with a higher refresh rate?????
0	scientists invented a headband that could help us better understand each other
1	report: shopoholism may have killed the shoposauruses
1	cam girl has ash on forehead
0	I'm glad you made the same correlation I did. ToE is a substitute for #### in this case.
1	nasa relaunches astronaut jim lovell to 'finish the job'
1	grocery store not fooling anybody by marketing cantaloupe as fun super bowl snack
1	lie to cover surprise party sounds more fun than surprise party
1	marvel hints at upcoming death of stan lee
0	what comics can offer to bible readers
1	shanghai family sick of eating chinese
0	holy guacamole! people in new zealand are stealing avocados
0	scientists discover tiniest hedgehog ever
0	20 reasons you're so lucky to have a big sister (especially as a young woman!)
1	priest religious, but not really spiritual
1	advertiser reaches out to youth with off-set, mixed-typography font
0	missed connections at a trump rally
1	third-grader watching another year of back to school commercials suddenly realizes he'll die one day
0	Actually, submitting samples that will return bogus dates is dishonest. Creationists have done this several times.
0	gop congressman complains women are 'in my grill' over obamacare repeal
0	hilarious haunted house photos are the funniest part of halloween
1	liver flees george jones' body
0	driverless cars: hype, hubris and distractions
1	enchilada premonition comes to pass
1	Hades! What's another trillion added to the $20 trillion Bush trotted up in his Iraqi debacle and military contractor handouts?
0	Let's hear more. Remember; it is estimated that over 6 billion people were on earth at the time of the flood. Also, Genesis 1 : 6 thru 1 : 10 - Water was above and below the firmament of Heaven. What happened to the waters that were above the firmament? Was this used for the deluge that covered the earth? It had never rained before The Flood. Why, if someone made up this story, would they have said such a thing? Wouldn't it be much more believeable if they would have said, "There had never been such a rain as this..."?
1	putin starts off morning by sitting down to write the day's news
1	chiropractor scrambling to put vertebrae back in right order before end of session
0	joy behar publicly apologizes for disparaging mike pence's christian faith
1	adjusting several sliders on recording studio's mixing console pays off big time
1	trophy son half father's age
1	Liar, liar, pants on fire. You pro gay sex heathens haven't a clue what's coming your way. And you don't have to like it.
0	leaping shark slams into paddleboarder in florida
1	presidential debate to be accompanied by sultry latin beat
1	nation's nutritionists confirm mini versions of food nummier
1	If the same question had been posed by different polls over time it would be easier to draw trends from the responses..... but good luck with finding some trends in amongst that lot.
1	EasyRider just doesn't like gay men trying to shove it down his throat! emoticonXAngel
1	elderly woman casually mentions wish to die
1	You know it's true. Doesn't it make you simmer , considering all that anal fixation you have.
0	trump is delivering the politicized judiciary republicans dreamed about
1	last week's trek pretty awesome
0	paul ryan is more of a con man than ever
0	A) we can use experiments to show evoution. We have observed it. For example, there is the lactose test, where some bacterial had the geneto digest lactose removed. After letting it grow into the billions, andthen fed ONLY lactose, it can be shown that some individuals had a genethat could digest lactose, and survive. There is also anti-bodic resistantbacteria that evolved due to the use of antibodics .. evolution at work.
1	sight of 400 war elephants on horizon marks hillary clinton's arrival in swing state
1	isis having difficulty finding american recruits physically fit for jihad
0	don't sleep on target's chic new modern home collection with dwell magazine
1	gun show vendor jokes with insane customer about how he hopes he's not insane
1	Good, associate yourself with him. After all, having a best pal who weaves a web of contridictions and lies can't hurt you right?
1	desperate pbs premieres nova: boobs a-bouncin'
1	'it's real easy,' declares it guy about to speak incoherently for next 30 seconds
0	The one that was investigating whether or not there were 'fast evolving' gamete cells. There were 4 general things they were going to study 1) fast evolving gamete cells, 2) accumulation of genes 3) forgot and 4) forgot. How did the article turn out?
1	Even when the God/Jesus tells you to do just that. OK.
1	it is not an addiction but a sexual aberration for sure, an incurable one going by what you say. I feel sorry for homosexual sodomites, it is not their fault to want to insert and be inserted penis wise where penises shouldn't go into. But, s***t happens.
1	woman unaware she's only person on acid at james taylor concert
1	bolton: 'we will not be drawn into a lengthy ground war in syria—although, saying it out loud, that sounds incredible'
1	father excitedly tells 10-year-old son about new video game system
0	732,000 DIDN'T sign the petition. It seems only 5% of South Dakotans say "repeal the extreme abortion ban" and that is ASSUMING that all the signatures are valid. The good news for South Dakota is that come November they can show America how they really feel about abortion as opposed to having the courts decide laws.
0	'alone in the game' shows biggest hurdles for lgbtq athletes exist off the field
0	woman alleges donald trump groped her at 1998 tennis tournament
1	hillary clinton threatened by black man
0	the gop tax plan tells us everything about who matters in american democracy
1	palin brushing up on foreign policy at epcot
1	safety-conscious senior locks screen door
1	mit researchers discover each other
0	won't ask, don't tell
0	my battle with depression and anxiety
0	the american public finally heard the women larry nassar abused
0	Actually, it's true. One Darwin's basic ideas upon which he based the theory of natural selection.
0	u.s. reverses course and offers new dates for nato talks
1	tv viewers outraged at timing of commercial break
1	What is this "we" stuff? Got a mouse in your pocket? I thought god was going to destroy it...not "we".
0	north korea may test-launch missile around donald trump's inauguration, south korea warns
0	these two little kids are better at soccer than you are at anything
0	chuck schumer admits democrats need to do more to show americans what they stand for
0	jared kushner received his security clearance: reports
0	pig farmers are struggling to keep up with america's bacon needs
1	temperature of coffee expected to rise nine degrees by end of 21st century
1	bar mitzvah transforms jewish boy into elderly man
0	watch this cat lose its mind after faced with an optical illusion
1	study: 0% of people die from getting fingers lodged in bowling ball and being dragged down lane
1	gay gene isolated, ostracized
0	things heat up in the kitchen when 12-year-old busts out moves we didn't see coming
0	why is a central bank taking the risks of quantitative easing?
0	the cosmic mass: one priest's quest to reinvent worship for the 21st century
0	'shell-shocked' cnbc staffers had long flight home
1	monaco residents terrified to walk through penthousing projects
0	'wild boar curling' rescues stranded wild boars from frozen lake
1	trump announces paris climate deal rejection in front of 16 running faucets
0	barack obama vetoes bill allowing 9/11 victims to sue saudi arabia
0	um, reese witherspoon's look-alike daughter is stunning

0

lies, abuse and murder collide in new true crime documentary

1

purina introduces 'own shit' dog food flavor

1

mom starting to fear son's web series closest thing she will have to grandchild

0

how real is work-life balance?

0

paul ryan renews call to suspend hillary clinton's classified briefings

1

That "brilliant" statement has absolutely NOTHING to do with the original point. ...later

0

the king of credit card fraud

1

girlfriend acting all clingy after getting pregnant

1

federal government to be run by cheaper mexican officials

1

distraught man still finding painful reminders of long-gone hoagie around apartment

0

Well, I would call it a formalized set of rules and procedures for evaluating the validity of propositions. How does that relate to a dogma with a higher refresh rate?????

0

scientists invented a headband that could help us better understand each other

1

report: shopoholism may have killed the shoposauruses

1

cam girl has ash on forehead

0

I'm glad you made the same correlation I did. ToE is a substitute for #### in this case.

1

nasa relaunches astronaut jim lovell to 'finish the job'

1

grocery store not fooling anybody by marketing cantaloupe as fun super bowl snack

1

lie to cover surprise party sounds more fun than surprise party

1

marvel hints at upcoming death of stan lee

0

what comics can offer to bible readers

1

shanghai family sick of eating chinese

0

holy guacamole! people in new zealand are stealing avocados

0

scientists discover tiniest hedgehog ever

0

20 reasons you're so lucky to have a big sister (especially as a young woman!)

1

priest religious, but not really spiritual

1

advertiser reaches out to youth with off-set, mixed-typography font

0

missed connections at a trump rally

1

third-grader watching another year of back to school commercials suddenly realizes he'll die one day

0

Actually, submitting samples that will return bogus dates is dishonest. Creationists have done this several times.

0

gop congressman complains women are 'in my grill' over obamacare repeal

0

hilarious haunted house photos are the funniest part of halloween

1

liver flees george jones' body

0

driverless cars: hype, hubris and distractions

1

enchilada premonition comes to pass

1

Hades! What's another trillion added to the $20 trillion Bush trotted up in his Iraqi debacle and military contractor handouts?

0

Let's hear more. Remember; it is estimated that over 6 billion people were on earth at the time of the flood. Also, Genesis 1 : 6 thru 1 : 10 - Water was above and below the firmament of Heaven. What happened to the waters that were above the firmament? Was this used for the deluge that covered the earth? It had never rained before The Flood. Why, if someone made up this story, would they have said such a thing? Wouldn't it be much more believeable if they would have said, "There had never been such a rain as this..."?

1

putin starts off morning by sitting down to write the day's news

1

chiropractor scrambling to put vertebrae back in right order before end of session

0

joy behar publicly apologizes for disparaging mike pence's christian faith

1

adjusting several sliders on recording studio's mixing console pays off big time

1

trophy son half father's age

1

Liar, liar, pants on fire. You pro gay sex heathens haven't a clue what's coming your way. And you don't have to like it.

0

leaping shark slams into paddleboarder in florida

1

presidential debate to be accompanied by sultry latin beat

1

nation's nutritionists confirm mini versions of food nummier

1

If the same question had been posed by different polls over time it would be easier to draw trends from the responses..... but good luck with finding some trends in amongst that lot.

1

EasyRider just doesn't like gay men trying to shove it down his throat! emoticonXAngel

1

elderly woman casually mentions wish to die

1

You know it's true. Doesn't it make you simmer , considering all that anal fixation you have.

0

trump is delivering the politicized judiciary republicans dreamed about

1

last week's trek pretty awesome

0

paul ryan is more of a con man than ever

0

A) we can use experiments to show evoution. We have observed it. For example, there is the lactose test, where some bacterial had the geneto digest lactose removed. After letting it grow into the billions, andthen fed ONLY lactose, it can be shown that some individuals had a genethat could digest lactose, and survive. There is also anti-bodic resistantbacteria that evolved due to the use of antibodics .. evolution at work.

1

sight of 400 war elephants on horizon marks hillary clinton's arrival in swing state

1

isis having difficulty finding american recruits physically fit for jihad

0

don't sleep on target's chic new modern home collection with dwell magazine

1

gun show vendor jokes with insane customer about how he hopes he's not insane

1

Good, associate yourself with him. After all, having a best pal who weaves a web of contridictions and lies can't hurt you right?

1

desperate pbs premieres nova: boobs a-bouncin'

1

'it's real easy,' declares it guy about to speak incoherently for next 30 seconds

0

The one that was investigating whether or not there were 'fast evolving' gamete cells. There were 4 general things they were going to study 1) fast evolving gamete cells, 2) accumulation of genes 3) forgot and 4) forgot. How did the article turn out?

1

Even when the God/Jesus tells you to do just that. OK.

1

it is not an addiction but a sexual aberration for sure, an incurable one going by what you say. I feel sorry for homosexual sodomites, it is not their fault to want to insert and be inserted penis wise where penises shouldn't go into. But, s***t happens.

1

woman unaware she's only person on acid at james taylor concert

1

bolton: 'we will not be drawn into a lengthy ground war in syria—although, saying it out loud, that sounds incredible'

1

father excitedly tells 10-year-old son about new video game system

0

732,000 DIDN'T sign the petition. It seems only 5% of South Dakotans say "repeal the extreme abortion ban" and that is ASSUMING that all the signatures are valid. The good news for South Dakota is that come November they can show America how they really feel about abortion as opposed to having the courts decide laws.

0

'alone in the game' shows biggest hurdles for lgbtq athletes exist off the field

0

woman alleges donald trump groped her at 1998 tennis tournament

1

hillary clinton threatened by black man

0

the gop tax plan tells us everything about who matters in american democracy

1

palin brushing up on foreign policy at epcot

1

safety-conscious senior locks screen door

1

mit researchers discover each other

0

won't ask, don't tell

0

my battle with depression and anxiety

0

the american public finally heard the women larry nassar abused

0

Actually, it's true. One Darwin's basic ideas upon which he based the theory of natural selection.

0

u.s. reverses course and offers new dates for nato talks

1

tv viewers outraged at timing of commercial break

1

What is this "we" stuff? Got a mouse in your pocket? I thought god was going to destroy it...not "we".

0

north korea may test-launch missile around donald trump's inauguration, south korea warns

0

these two little kids are better at soccer than you are at anything

0

chuck schumer admits democrats need to do more to show americans what they stand for

0

jared kushner received his security clearance: reports

0

pig farmers are struggling to keep up with america's bacon needs

1

temperature of coffee expected to rise nine degrees by end of 21st century

1

bar mitzvah transforms jewish boy into elderly man

0

watch this cat lose its mind after faced with an optical illusion

1

study: 0% of people die from getting fingers lodged in bowling ball and being dragged down lane

1

gay gene isolated, ostracized

0

things heat up in the kitchen when 12-year-old busts out moves we didn't see coming

0

why is a central bank taking the risks of quantitative easing?

0

the cosmic mass: one priest's quest to reinvent worship for the 21st century

0

'shell-shocked' cnbc staffers had long flight home

1

monaco residents terrified to walk through penthousing projects

0

'wild boar curling' rescues stranded wild boars from frozen lake

1

trump announces paris climate deal rejection in front of 16 running faucets

0

barack obama vetoes bill allowing 9/11 victims to sue saudi arabia

0

um, reese witherspoon's look-alike daughter is stunning