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0	donald trump says he'll stick with personal twitter account as president
1	trump boys sadly release pet alligator into lincoln memorial reflecting pool
1	rumsfeld only one who can change toner in white house printer
1	typical strategy of the gay movement when challenged, resort to name calling "trolls" bigot etc, - project this form of abusive behavior on the adopted child who rebels against his gay 'carers' once he understands the reality of a heterosexual world. Placing children with gay couples is unnecessary and harmful - if group homes are the only alternative then it is argued such environments are more healthy and indeed normal than farming kids out to gays
1	toddler makes convincing case for being afraid of horse
0	let's all get naked and pose like frozen chickens
1	indian sweatshop worker has to work in the fucking dark now too
0	First, why don't you do the calculations yourself and tell me the answer you get. The current rate of change of the earth's rotation is about 2 milliseconds per day per century. US Naval Observatory Please note that this rate is high at the present time because of the current arrangement of the continents.Will get to the rest later
0	iran's nuclear deal: sanctions are lifted, what is next?
1	nation celebrates full week without deadly mass shooting
0	ellie goulding perfectly sums up the sheer terror of panic attacks
0	chris columbus explains the obstacles to making a 'goonies' sequel
0	fda to screen all donated blood for the zika virus
0	103 uber drivers accused of sexually assaulting or abusing customers: cnn
1	guy just trying on shirt right in middle of store
1	friend's threats to come visit becoming disturbingly more genuine
1	HOLY COW!!!! Is this the "Sacred Institution of Marriage" you and jyoshu are so fervent to protect?
1	You have conviced no one or even come remotely to forming an argument.
0	yes, ashanti is still here and ready for you to 'say less'
1	If you mean this in the way that you can never "truly know" that Last Thursdayism isn't true, then sure.
0	photos appear to show richard dreyfuss groping fans backstage
1	hospital comforts patients with new therapy oyster program
1	unambitious terrorists overturn trash can
1	empty 'about us' page leaves chinese buffet's origins shrouded in mystery
0	Actually, the storm lasted for 40 days and 40 nights. The ark was actually afloat for a year or so. So I guess the answer is that the ark had all kinds of pestilent insects winging about and biting and stinging the occupants. The problem is, how did these aquatic breeders actually propagate in the feces and urine infested bilge of the ark?
1	grandma told 'do not resuscitate' means 'low-sodium diet'
1	grandmother doesn't care for new priest
1	election-crazed 'new york times' expands poll coverage to 18.5 million more races in 371 additional states
0	desperate dolphin mom seen helping her trapped baby breathe
0	u.s. justices reject challenge to protest ban on supreme court plaza
1	And you are only trying to earn yourself brownie points in hell.
1	hamburglar urges senate subcommittee to 'robble robble robble'
1	:p :p Only as mix George, only as mix. :p Waxy
0	why email is microsoft's secret weapon
0	a promise to the missing moms
0	That is the declaration of independence not the constitution.I can go you one better admendment 9 and 10 talk about certain rights retained by the people.Amendment IXThe enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people. Amendment XThe powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.The conservatives would argue that by offering same sex marriage that their persute of happiness is denied by gay people even existing and that they have to look at us.
1	viacom demands youtube pull 400,000 ex-tv viewers from its site
1	new religious freedom bill gives small business owners right to annul any gay marriage
0	congratulations to fbi director jared kushner
1	dwarf actor assured guest spot on 'how i met your mother' will not be demeaning
1	study finds average american inadvertently eats equivalent of 8 pieces of fruit per year
1	nana j. reclaims top spot from gram gram following exceptional birthday outing
0	russia's economy headed for even more trouble
1	unpopular police officer thinking about committing racially motivated offense for a little support
1	tony blair apparently not british prime minister anymore
1	gluten-free pancake mix just a bag of sand
1	photograph of little girl being absorbed into michelle obama portrait goes viral
0	senate hopeful wants to woo black voters with 'kool aid, kfc and watermelons'
1	new product can do all that, more
1	ahmadinejad signs on as dean at sarah lawrence
1	as election draws near, area man moves to all-obama t-shirt rotation
0	is facebook making us lonely?
1	second fatwa issued on salman rushdie for derivative, uninspired 13th novel
1	So, you believe in a utopia where there are no laws?
1	raid introduces new lilliputian repellant spray
0	florida lawmakers vote to ban marriage under the age of 17
0	questions linger for candidates on retirement issues
1	woman assaulted by celebrity just needs to sit tight for 40 years until dozens more women corroborate story
0	dear mark ruffalo, timothy mcneil and matt bomer: why is matt bomer playing atrans woman?
0	Yep. But our ancestors lived in an area of abundant fruit, and we got all we needed from our diets, so it was no big thing when the gene broke. A few non-primate organisms also have it broken, but it's broken in a different way.Barbarian observes:It's remarkable then, how much progress we've made. You may or may not approve of the theory, but it works very well at learning more about biology.
1	mtv movie awards snubs director jonas mekas yet again
0	philadelphiatheatreco. celebrates 40 with stars aligned
0	houston woman contracts flesh-eating bacterial infection from harvey floodwaters
1	Hey, Jack, in case it missed your expert scrutiny, I'm first normally responding to some pro-gay argument that's referenced in a great many of those posts. There's scores of you guys defending such iniquity at any given time. Just look at the last twenty posts and it's five or more of you pro-gay pundits vs. one or two respondents. Seems to me it your cause to promote and defend, just like we're seeing across America. Make you guys a deal: You shut up about it and it will greatly please me to never mention it. I don't suppose you will ever do that now, will you? LOL!
1	report: average american worker replaced within 10 minutes of taking vacation
1	area boy enters jumping-and-touching-tops-of-doorways phase
1	bap*s rented on strength of academy award-winning stars
1	i assume you can demonstrate that everyone that opposes or critiques gay rights are personally attacking an individual or group? please, be my guest
1	jesse helms treed by coon hounds
0	I believe you are thinking of orders, not denominations. There is a big difference. Strict and loony? Could you be a little more specific, because this statement sounds like it's coming out of complete ignorance. You also seem to be making the assumption that all of the non-Catholic Christians are somehow very similar, which couldn't be further from the truth.
1	letter of recommendation reused for eighth intern
1	new study finds being on cover of 'people' magazine best predictor of revealing all
1	family impressed by extra effort father putting in to hide drinking
1	trump: 'america hasn't been stronger or more united since i first opened my eyes and created the universe'
1	I guess banning drugs are also a tyranny then. Why dont you fight against the laws in US that restricts drug-use?
0	tennis star forgot her massive check at u.s. open
1	david lynch finally releases colorized edition of 'eraserhead'
1	trump assures nation that decision for syrian airstrikes came after carefully considering all his passing whims
1	dad's previously unheard-of friend dies
0	gay bishop announces divorce
0	irvin d. yalom: a conversation
1	thomas the tank engine a little uneasy with his broad autistic following
0	abandoning voters of color would be immoral and shortsighted
0	I can't imagine it either, but if I had to pick one type of business most capable of turning a government mandate into a profit, insurance companies would get my vote. I'm afraid that too many people subconsiously think that conflicts between opposites like health providers (or trial lawyers) vs. insurance companies result in victory for the general public. Shandag's comments show that they both can have common interests (State mandates) that result in wins for both of them and a loss for the general public.
0	planned parenthood sues ohio in dispute over fetal tissue
0	Sure,,,,I have more than a few that was purchased from a individual,,,,no registration,license,no paperwork.I hand him the money and he hands me the gun.All legal and absolutley no paper trail. As far as guns purchased from a licensed dealer,all that is documented is the info for a background check,And by law that info must be destroyed within,I think 90 days. Kind of puts a snag in the whole confiscation idea ,,ehhhh?
1	apparently facebook friend under impression ron paul still running for major federal office
0	christina aguilera to guest judge on 'rupaul's drag race' season premiere
1	fbi warns of 'american dream' scam
0	it can be cared by anyone who wants to care for it. a 1-day-old baby is a natural citizen of the country in which it was born, and therefore is protected by the law of that country. killing the baby would be murder. a person being dependent on someone else does not mean that the host can kill the dependent person at their discretion.
1	meghan markle nervously looking over clinic pamphlets weighing her options
1	white house quietly retracts entire state of the union address
1	area man unsure whether he's on right bus for most of trip
1	congress agrees to $1.3 billion for protective border fencers
1	world's physicists complete study of physics
1	An immaculately presented response, entirely avoiding the topic, or indeed reason, in order to unwittingly further the case for retrospective abortion.
0	why gq's amy schumer cover is a little disappointing
0	despite trump, federal 'tort reform' makes a hasty retreat
1	beyond meat researchers announce creation of fully conscious, plant-based veal calf
0	trump's already urging policy changes after nyc terrorist attack -- without waiting for 'the facts'

0

donald trump says he'll stick with personal twitter account as president

1

trump boys sadly release pet alligator into lincoln memorial reflecting pool

1

rumsfeld only one who can change toner in white house printer

1

typical strategy of the gay movement when challenged, resort to name calling "trolls" bigot etc, - project this form of abusive behavior on the adopted child who rebels against his gay 'carers' once he understands the reality of a heterosexual world. Placing children with gay couples is unnecessary and harmful - if group homes are the only alternative then it is argued such environments are more healthy and indeed normal than farming kids out to gays

1

toddler makes convincing case for being afraid of horse

0

let's all get naked and pose like frozen chickens

1

indian sweatshop worker has to work in the fucking dark now too

0

First, why don't you do the calculations yourself and tell me the answer you get. The current rate of change of the earth's rotation is about 2 milliseconds per day per century. US Naval Observatory Please note that this rate is high at the present time because of the current arrangement of the continents.Will get to the rest later

0

iran's nuclear deal: sanctions are lifted, what is next?

1

nation celebrates full week without deadly mass shooting

0

ellie goulding perfectly sums up the sheer terror of panic attacks

0

chris columbus explains the obstacles to making a 'goonies' sequel

0

fda to screen all donated blood for the zika virus

0

103 uber drivers accused of sexually assaulting or abusing customers: cnn

1

guy just trying on shirt right in middle of store

1

friend's threats to come visit becoming disturbingly more genuine

1

HOLY COW!!!! Is this the "Sacred Institution of Marriage" you and jyoshu are so fervent to protect?

1

You have conviced no one or even come remotely to forming an argument.

0

yes, ashanti is still here and ready for you to 'say less'

1

If you mean this in the way that you can never "truly know" that Last Thursdayism isn't true, then sure.

0

photos appear to show richard dreyfuss groping fans backstage

1

hospital comforts patients with new therapy oyster program

1

unambitious terrorists overturn trash can

1

empty 'about us' page leaves chinese buffet's origins shrouded in mystery

0

Actually, the storm lasted for 40 days and 40 nights. The ark was actually afloat for a year or so. So I guess the answer is that the ark had all kinds of pestilent insects winging about and biting and stinging the occupants. The problem is, how did these aquatic breeders actually propagate in the feces and urine infested bilge of the ark?

1

grandma told 'do not resuscitate' means 'low-sodium diet'

1

grandmother doesn't care for new priest

1

election-crazed 'new york times' expands poll coverage to 18.5 million more races in 371 additional states

0

desperate dolphin mom seen helping her trapped baby breathe

0

u.s. justices reject challenge to protest ban on supreme court plaza

1

And you are only trying to earn yourself brownie points in hell.

1

hamburglar urges senate subcommittee to 'robble robble robble'

1

:p :p Only as mix George, only as mix. :p Waxy

0

why email is microsoft's secret weapon

0

a promise to the missing moms

0

That is the declaration of independence not the constitution.I can go you one better admendment 9 and 10 talk about certain rights retained by the people.Amendment IXThe enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people. Amendment XThe powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the states, are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people.The conservatives would argue that by offering same sex marriage that their persute of happiness is denied by gay people even existing and that they have to look at us.

1

viacom demands youtube pull 400,000 ex-tv viewers from its site

1

new religious freedom bill gives small business owners right to annul any gay marriage

0

congratulations to fbi director jared kushner

1

dwarf actor assured guest spot on 'how i met your mother' will not be demeaning

1

study finds average american inadvertently eats equivalent of 8 pieces of fruit per year

1

nana j. reclaims top spot from gram gram following exceptional birthday outing

0

russia's economy headed for even more trouble

1

unpopular police officer thinking about committing racially motivated offense for a little support

1

tony blair apparently not british prime minister anymore

1

gluten-free pancake mix just a bag of sand

1

photograph of little girl being absorbed into michelle obama portrait goes viral

0

senate hopeful wants to woo black voters with 'kool aid, kfc and watermelons'

1

new product can do all that, more

1

ahmadinejad signs on as dean at sarah lawrence

1

as election draws near, area man moves to all-obama t-shirt rotation

0

is facebook making us lonely?

1

second fatwa issued on salman rushdie for derivative, uninspired 13th novel

1

So, you believe in a utopia where there are no laws?

1

raid introduces new lilliputian repellant spray

0

florida lawmakers vote to ban marriage under the age of 17

0

questions linger for candidates on retirement issues

1

woman assaulted by celebrity just needs to sit tight for 40 years until dozens more women corroborate story

0

dear mark ruffalo, timothy mcneil and matt bomer: why is matt bomer playing atrans woman?

0

Yep. But our ancestors lived in an area of abundant fruit, and we got all we needed from our diets, so it was no big thing when the gene broke. A few non-primate organisms also have it broken, but it's broken in a different way.Barbarian observes:It's remarkable then, how much progress we've made. You may or may not approve of the theory, but it works very well at learning more about biology.

1

mtv movie awards snubs director jonas mekas yet again

0

philadelphiatheatreco. celebrates 40 with stars aligned

0

houston woman contracts flesh-eating bacterial infection from harvey floodwaters

1

Hey, Jack, in case it missed your expert scrutiny, I'm first normally responding to some pro-gay argument that's referenced in a great many of those posts. There's scores of you guys defending such iniquity at any given time. Just look at the last twenty posts and it's five or more of you pro-gay pundits vs. one or two respondents. Seems to me it your cause to promote and defend, just like we're seeing across America. Make you guys a deal: You shut up about it and it will greatly please me to never mention it. I don't suppose you will ever do that now, will you? LOL!

1

report: average american worker replaced within 10 minutes of taking vacation

1

area boy enters jumping-and-touching-tops-of-doorways phase

1

b*a*p*s rented on strength of academy award-winning stars

1

i assume you can demonstrate that everyone that opposes or critiques gay rights are personally attacking an individual or group? please, be my guest

1

jesse helms treed by coon hounds

0

I believe you are thinking of orders, not denominations. There is a big difference. Strict and loony? Could you be a little more specific, because this statement sounds like it's coming out of complete ignorance. You also seem to be making the assumption that all of the non-Catholic Christians are somehow very similar, which couldn't be further from the truth.

1

letter of recommendation reused for eighth intern

1

new study finds being on cover of 'people' magazine best predictor of revealing all

1

family impressed by extra effort father putting in to hide drinking

1

trump: 'america hasn't been stronger or more united since i first opened my eyes and created the universe'

1

I guess banning drugs are also a tyranny then. Why dont you fight against the laws in US that restricts drug-use?

0

tennis star forgot her massive check at u.s. open

1

david lynch finally releases colorized edition of 'eraserhead'

1

trump assures nation that decision for syrian airstrikes came after carefully considering all his passing whims

1

dad's previously unheard-of friend dies

0

gay bishop announces divorce

0

irvin d. yalom: a conversation

1

thomas the tank engine a little uneasy with his broad autistic following

0

abandoning voters of color would be immoral and shortsighted

0

I can't imagine it either, but if I had to pick one type of business most capable of turning a government mandate into a profit, insurance companies would get my vote. I'm afraid that too many people subconsiously think that conflicts between opposites like health providers (or trial lawyers) vs. insurance companies result in victory for the general public. Shandag's comments show that they both can have common interests (State mandates) that result in wins for both of them and a loss for the general public.

0

planned parenthood sues ohio in dispute over fetal tissue

0

Sure,,,,I have more than a few that was purchased from a individual,,,,no registration,license,no paperwork.I hand him the money and he hands me the gun.All legal and absolutley no paper trail. As far as guns purchased from a licensed dealer,all that is documented is the info for a background check,And by law that info must be destroyed within,I think 90 days. Kind of puts a snag in the whole confiscation idea ,,ehhhh?

1

apparently facebook friend under impression ron paul still running for major federal office

0

christina aguilera to guest judge on 'rupaul's drag race' season premiere

1

fbi warns of 'american dream' scam

0

it can be cared by anyone who wants to care for it. a 1-day-old baby is a natural citizen of the country in which it was born, and therefore is protected by the law of that country. killing the baby would be murder. a person being dependent on someone else does not mean that the host can kill the dependent person at their discretion.

1

meghan markle nervously looking over clinic pamphlets weighing her options

1

white house quietly retracts entire state of the union address

1

area man unsure whether he's on right bus for most of trip

1

congress agrees to $1.3 billion for protective border fencers

1

world's physicists complete study of physics

1

An immaculately presented response, entirely avoiding the topic, or indeed reason, in order to unwittingly further the case for retrospective abortion.

0

why gq's amy schumer cover is a little disappointing

0

despite trump, federal 'tort reform' makes a hasty retreat

1

beyond meat researchers announce creation of fully conscious, plant-based veal calf

0

trump's already urging policy changes after nyc terrorist attack -- without waiting for 'the facts'