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0	stephen colbert reveals the back-up slogans for donald trump's 2020 campaign
0	dietary supplements send thousands to the er each year
0	new chrome extension blocks out names, photos of mass shooters
1	study finds only 1 in 3 lasik surgeries end in laser boring through eye, incinerating brain, shooting through skull on other side
0	weird al's 'lame claim to fame' mocks celebrity obsession
0	Apparently this is a petition opposing the pending resolution before the Illinois lawmakers that will deprive the rights given in the Constitutions. It is to encourage the lawmakers to vote against it. The lawmakers have not yet agreed to vote it down. Knowing the State of Illinois, I am predicting they will pay no attention to the commoners. The only thing a glean out of this is that the common people have more sense than the lawmakers. But I've actually known that for a long time.
0	california's brutal drought could change the state forever
1	slightly overweight middle-aged woman really carrying rest of church choir
1	county fair judges blown away by heifer
1	trump sits down beside fire with quill and ink for evening writing out tweets
0	our final oscar predictions, plus who should actually win at sunday's awards
0	china on track to develop indian railways as xi heads to south asia
1	israel builds new settlement to host palestinian peace talks
0	You have some good points here, but what do you do in the event of pregnancy due to rape? Or a pregnancy that is going to put the life of the mother at risk?And to push the line a bit further, what about failed contraception, where the 'morning after' pill is taken? Does that count as abortion as it happens after conception?Smiley
0	smb's are changing the way they do business
0	No, nothing to do with it. Economics is not the product of morality...the most you can say is that one system of economics will be more flexible with different morality systems. It would be hard to argue that capitalism isn't the system to best handle different moralities. And if they are governed and regulated people can be victimized by the system. In fact, the regulation might be the very thing victimizing people. Again, it isn't the system but the people who are in society that make a morality.
1	man wouldn't have worn costume to work if he'd known he was getting laid off
1	still too early to tell if pulling chain turned overhead fan off
0	women aren't immune to sexism anywhere, even at the olympics
0	why it matters that women talk about their abortions
0	book review: dataclysm
0	the first reviews of 'mockingjay' are here
1	first holiday season without grandma incredible
0	** Except that hypermutation is not something that happens to a 'cell', but happens to a collectivity of millions of inter-connected, inter-related cells, and that hypermutation in bacteria colonies is not 'stochastic', but 'heuristic', and you are just going to have to accept that those words are not synonyms.
1	fda: everyone needs to induce vomiting right now
0	movies that make you want to travel every time you watch them
0	real-life twist endings no one saw coming -- no one!
0	banksy returns to new york city with one of his trademark rats
1	missing girl's family really hates to part with reward
1	passenger ruins perfectly good windshield by flying through it
0	we reached out to other clients of louis c.k.'s manager and got radio silence
1	mccain gives up jcpenney catalog-modeling job
1	joel siegel 'absolutely loved' dream he had last night
0	woman agrees to pay for wrong lottery ticket, then wins $5 million
0	6 reasons why i don't force my children to share
1	jewel organizes 'save the unicorns' benefit
0	why it's hard to be a woman
0	how the world's worst ebola outbreak started from a single child
1	report: 92% of americans would have gotten over ex by now
0	rachel leyco bridges the diversity gap in her latest short film
1	new railway line to be built straight up your ass
0	women in business: kate o'brien minson, president and co-founder, integrated listening systems
1	tom izzo calls 2019 spartans best team he's ever threatened with violence
0	shake shack celebrates the return of 'will & grace' in sweet (and boozy) way
0	Sure they matter. But that isn't the issue here. You posted this in the abortion forums as if this medical malpractice which is taking place in an impoverished third world country is justification for it in America. That is a ludicrous and totally bogus argument to make.If you thought rationally, you would have it in the health forum and be complaining about how third world countries are so ill prepared for this common problem when we have the technology so readily available to avoid it. My Lord simone, a simple C-Section is all that is required to make this a non issue for mother and baby. But you ignorantly post this drivel as if abortion is the solution. It makes no sense at all, and yet you post it thinking that you're contributing something rational. Go figure, huh!!! emoticonXFrazzled
1	older brother to attempt unmanned bike mission into ravine
0	watch this angry cat knock the stuffing out of a toy tiger
1	new final draft update includes stock female characters to help fill out scripts
1	mayan calendar warns of cataclysmic roland emmerich film on nov. 13
1	The first Christians were Jews. Anyone who claims to be a Christian but hates Jews is a XXXXX. An anti-Semetic Christian is like an oxymoron term. And an Aryan is supposed to be someone with blue-eyes, brown-hair, and light-skin. You don't have to believe in 'Aryanism' to be Aryan, and the mortal enemies of Aryans are not Jews. 'Aryans' may hate Jews, but most Jews aren't bigoted. By the way, Hitler did not like just Jews but others he considered 'inferior' to the 'superior' 'Aryan race.' Do some actual research instead of pulling XXXX out of the air to conform to your screwed up opinions.
0	ed sheeran sang 'chasing cars' at a wedding, and now we're swooning
1	pringles level at six inches and falling
1	married couple longs for days when they only quietly resented one another
1	eddie bauer announces new line of brown clothes
1	Sounds like what some wife beater would say to his wife just before he beats her up.
1	perfect attendance credited to abusive household
0	republicans face some last-minute doubts on tax proposal
1	empty wall behind couch falls into girlfriend's crosshairs
1	nation spooked after running into creepy old night watchman
0	seth meyers calls out al franken for 'horrifying' groping photo
0	how brazil's 'lord of guns' armed rio's drug war with u.s. weapons
0	use twitter like a pro with these simple keyboard shortcuts
1	report: album as good as 'sgt. pepper' comes out about once every month
1	panasonic introduces portable 500-disc changer to compete against ipod
0	long-lost salamander rediscovered in guatemalan jungle
0	watch: need to feel bad?
1	faa assures public: air travel 'pretty safe'
0	5 ways to make your meetings more positive
1	depressed gallup director issues poll asking whether anyone would care whether he lives or dies
0	alleged shooter who killed 8 had long history of domestic violence
0	can blind auditions change the ratio of women in tech journalism?
0	your sunday is open again because these puppies already decided the super bowl
1	teen reports saturday night live has sucked since chris kattan left
0	If a square is opposite to a circle (and it isn't, by the way), then gas/liquid/solid must be opposites therefore you contain opposites (by your own argument), in that you contain elements that are in these 'opposite' states. It's an argument I raised before, you said they weren't opposites, now you cite non-opposites! Why do you keep refuting previous arguments they YOU have made?
0	espn pulls broadcaster from virginia game because his name is robert lee
0	how an essay on 'sexual paranoia' caused a frenzy at northwestern university
1	financial advisor recommends keeping one bullet in chamber just in case
0	why starting a company is a crazy thing
0	are you present and mindful -- is your 'inner baby monitor' on?
1	increasingly desperate advertisers settle for more attainable 35-to-44-year-old demographic
1	lowe's debuts new travel plunger with collapsible handle
1	kid putting pencils between knuckles about to fuck someone up
0	Prove your assertion that he has called himself a conservative Christian rather than a conservative Republican OP. Support your clai if you can or stop trying to lump everyone on the right together.
1	Plain with the benefit of hindsight. I love how you're able to determine, not having been there, precisely what was said and precisely where it fell in relation to the law. If it was so clear, we'll see the prosecution for wrongful arrest in due course, I'm sure.
1	teen scores awesome oral cancer poster
0	brazil prison riot kills at least 27 inmates, reports say
1	bush urges iraqis to pass amendment banning gay marriage
0	how to dress up for the holidays with stuff you already own
1	thing that got area man a laugh to be done repeatedly for next 12 years
0	'queer eye' star antoni porowski strips to his underwear for hanes campaign
1	finger-quotes lady now doing hand parentheses
0	nikki lost 89 pounds: 'any mom will tell you scheduling time to exercise can be very hard'
1	My first thought on reading this was "What is Comfort thinking?".... Then I remembered he has faith instead.
0	But your new language would be meaningless. The definition of a circle or a square does not vary from language to language. Mathematical definitions are not matters of opinion but quite precise descriptions so that all mathematicians will understand what is meant when the term is used. The words may change but the meaning doesn't. Math is not opinion. It is not my opinion that a triangle has three angles. That is a matter of definition.Apparently Habbit doesn't understand that substituting the words of another language does not change the concept. That sort of argument is basically ignorant XXXX.
0	pope francis says his time as pope will be short, misses pizza
0	hedge those bets: sports gambling may not be a jackpot for states
1	Oh, and keep your lie - I mean, explanation - consistent with your entire post!
1	experts say puerto rico still extremely vulnerable to future u.s. government
0	christie brinkley looks better than ever in barneys spring campaign
1	new tsa precheck program offers expedited interrogations for muslim passengers

0

stephen colbert reveals the back-up slogans for donald trump's 2020 campaign

0

dietary supplements send thousands to the er each year

0

new chrome extension blocks out names, photos of mass shooters

1

study finds only 1 in 3 lasik surgeries end in laser boring through eye, incinerating brain, shooting through skull on other side

0

weird al's 'lame claim to fame' mocks celebrity obsession

0

Apparently this is a petition opposing the pending resolution before the Illinois lawmakers that will deprive the rights given in the Constitutions. It is to encourage the lawmakers to vote against it. The lawmakers have not yet agreed to vote it down. Knowing the State of Illinois, I am predicting they will pay no attention to the commoners. The only thing a glean out of this is that the common people have more sense than the lawmakers. But I've actually known that for a long time.

0

california's brutal drought could change the state forever

1

slightly overweight middle-aged woman really carrying rest of church choir

1

county fair judges blown away by heifer

1

trump sits down beside fire with quill and ink for evening writing out tweets

0

our final oscar predictions, plus who should actually win at sunday's awards

0

china on track to develop indian railways as xi heads to south asia

1

israel builds new settlement to host palestinian peace talks

0

You have some good points here, but what do you do in the event of pregnancy due to rape? Or a pregnancy that is going to put the life of the mother at risk?And to push the line a bit further, what about failed contraception, where the 'morning after' pill is taken? Does that count as abortion as it happens after conception?Smiley

0

smb's are changing the way they do business

0

No, nothing to do with it. Economics is not the product of morality...the most you can say is that one system of economics will be more flexible with different morality systems. It would be hard to argue that capitalism isn't the system to best handle different moralities. And if they are governed and regulated people can be victimized by the system. In fact, the regulation might be the very thing victimizing people. Again, it isn't the system but the people who are in society that make a morality.

1

man wouldn't have worn costume to work if he'd known he was getting laid off

1

still too early to tell if pulling chain turned overhead fan off

0

women aren't immune to sexism anywhere, even at the olympics

0

why it matters that women talk about their abortions

0

book review: dataclysm

0

the first reviews of 'mockingjay' are here

1

first holiday season without grandma incredible

0

** Except that hypermutation is not something that happens to a 'cell', but happens to a collectivity of millions of inter-connected, inter-related cells, and that hypermutation in bacteria colonies is not 'stochastic', but 'heuristic', and you are just going to have to accept that those words are not synonyms.

1

fda: everyone needs to induce vomiting right now

0

movies that make you want to travel every time you watch them

0

real-life twist endings no one saw coming -- no one!

0

banksy returns to new york city with one of his trademark rats

1

missing girl's family really hates to part with reward

1

passenger ruins perfectly good windshield by flying through it

0

we reached out to other clients of louis c.k.'s manager and got radio silence

1

mccain gives up jcpenney catalog-modeling job

1

joel siegel 'absolutely loved' dream he had last night

0

woman agrees to pay for wrong lottery ticket, then wins $5 million

0

6 reasons why i don't force my children to share

1

jewel organizes 'save the unicorns' benefit

0

why it's hard to be a woman

0

how the world's worst ebola outbreak started from a single child

1

report: 92% of americans would have gotten over ex by now

0

rachel leyco bridges the diversity gap in her latest short film

1

new railway line to be built straight up your ass

0

women in business: kate o'brien minson, president and co-founder, integrated listening systems

1

tom izzo calls 2019 spartans best team he's ever threatened with violence

0

shake shack celebrates the return of 'will & grace' in sweet (and boozy) way

0

Sure they matter. But that isn't the issue here. You posted this in the abortion forums as if this medical malpractice which is taking place in an impoverished third world country is justification for it in America. That is a ludicrous and totally bogus argument to make.If you thought rationally, you would have it in the health forum and be complaining about how third world countries are so ill prepared for this common problem when we have the technology so readily available to avoid it. My Lord simone, a simple C-Section is all that is required to make this a non issue for mother and baby. But you ignorantly post this drivel as if abortion is the solution. It makes no sense at all, and yet you post it thinking that you're contributing something rational. Go figure, huh!!! emoticonXFrazzled

1

older brother to attempt unmanned bike mission into ravine

0

watch this angry cat knock the stuffing out of a toy tiger

1

new final draft update includes stock female characters to help fill out scripts

1

mayan calendar warns of cataclysmic roland emmerich film on nov. 13

1

The first Christians were Jews. Anyone who claims to be a Christian but hates Jews is a XXXXX. An anti-Semetic Christian is like an oxymoron term. And an Aryan is supposed to be someone with blue-eyes, brown-hair, and light-skin. You don't have to believe in 'Aryanism' to be Aryan, and the mortal enemies of Aryans are not Jews. 'Aryans' may hate Jews, but most Jews aren't bigoted. By the way, Hitler did not like just Jews but others he considered 'inferior' to the 'superior' 'Aryan race.' Do some actual research instead of pulling XXXX out of the air to conform to your screwed up opinions.

0

ed sheeran sang 'chasing cars' at a wedding, and now we're swooning

1

pringles level at six inches and falling

1

married couple longs for days when they only quietly resented one another

1

eddie bauer announces new line of brown clothes

1

Sounds like what some wife beater would say to his wife just before he beats her up.

1

perfect attendance credited to abusive household

0

republicans face some last-minute doubts on tax proposal

1

empty wall behind couch falls into girlfriend's crosshairs

1

nation spooked after running into creepy old night watchman

0

seth meyers calls out al franken for 'horrifying' groping photo

0

how brazil's 'lord of guns' armed rio's drug war with u.s. weapons

0

use twitter like a pro with these simple keyboard shortcuts

1

report: album as good as 'sgt. pepper' comes out about once every month

1

panasonic introduces portable 500-disc changer to compete against ipod

0

long-lost salamander rediscovered in guatemalan jungle

0

watch: need to feel bad?

1

faa assures public: air travel 'pretty safe'

0

5 ways to make your meetings more positive

1

depressed gallup director issues poll asking whether anyone would care whether he lives or dies

0

alleged shooter who killed 8 had long history of domestic violence

0

can blind auditions change the ratio of women in tech journalism?

0

your sunday is open again because these puppies already decided the super bowl

1

teen reports saturday night live has sucked since chris kattan left

0

If a square is opposite to a circle (and it isn't, by the way), then gas/liquid/solid must be opposites therefore you contain opposites (by your own argument), in that you contain elements that are in these 'opposite' states. It's an argument I raised before, you said they weren't opposites, now you cite non-opposites! Why do you keep refuting previous arguments they YOU have made?

0

espn pulls broadcaster from virginia game because his name is robert lee

0

how an essay on 'sexual paranoia' caused a frenzy at northwestern university

1

financial advisor recommends keeping one bullet in chamber just in case

0

why starting a company is a crazy thing

0

are you present and mindful -- is your 'inner baby monitor' on?

1

increasingly desperate advertisers settle for more attainable 35-to-44-year-old demographic

1

lowe's debuts new travel plunger with collapsible handle

1

kid putting pencils between knuckles about to fuck someone up

0

Prove your assertion that he has called himself a conservative Christian rather than a conservative Republican OP. Support your clai if you can or stop trying to lump everyone on the right together.

1

Plain with the benefit of hindsight. I love how you're able to determine, not having been there, precisely what was said and precisely where it fell in relation to the law. If it was so clear, we'll see the prosecution for wrongful arrest in due course, I'm sure.

1

teen scores awesome oral cancer poster

0

brazil prison riot kills at least 27 inmates, reports say

1

bush urges iraqis to pass amendment banning gay marriage

0

how to dress up for the holidays with stuff you already own

1

thing that got area man a laugh to be done repeatedly for next 12 years

0

'queer eye' star antoni porowski strips to his underwear for hanes campaign

1

finger-quotes lady now doing hand parentheses

0

nikki lost 89 pounds: 'any mom will tell you scheduling time to exercise can be very hard'

1

My first thought on reading this was "What is Comfort thinking?".... Then I remembered he has faith instead.

0

But your new language would be meaningless. The definition of a circle or a square does not vary from language to language. Mathematical definitions are not matters of opinion but quite precise descriptions so that all mathematicians will understand what is meant when the term is used. The words may change but the meaning doesn't. Math is not opinion. It is not my opinion that a triangle has three angles. That is a matter of definition.Apparently Habbit doesn't understand that substituting the words of another language does not change the concept. That sort of argument is basically ignorant XXXX.

0

pope francis says his time as pope will be short, misses pizza

0

hedge those bets: sports gambling may not be a jackpot for states

1

Oh, and keep your lie - I mean, explanation - consistent with your entire post!

1

experts say puerto rico still extremely vulnerable to future u.s. government

0

christie brinkley looks better than ever in barneys spring campaign

1

new tsa precheck program offers expedited interrogations for muslim passengers