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0	25-year-old mayor wanted for running her town with whatsapp
0	here's the smart thing the nfl is doing to fix its dumb catch rule
1	apartment set up to create illusion of well-rounded life
0	how long you sleep may be in your genes
1	perverted little boy asks to sleep with parents
0	Besides the hundreds of cases in which such things are directly observed, I guess you're right.
1	earth passes through temporal vortex hurling planet into year 2019
0	On the issue of not living at all i"m not shure there is a reasonable answer as to how someone who was never born could possibly recognise not exsisting as being " worse than living... "Let me say I personally don't like the idea of aborting a pregnancy. However I can't possibly understand how we would not FIRST adopt all those kids in homes first and then fight the battel for saving the unwanted unborn.
1	chloe kim recalls growing up under parents' intense pressure to just chillax and shred the gnar gnar
1	nickname to forever prevent people from getting to know the real dumptruck
1	At last we are getting somewhere EZ.. You have finaly admitted what a lot of folks have been trying to tell you. Your apoligests simply read and apply their interpetations to this book. Thanks for begining to actually discuss something instead of just condeming us all to hell.
0	the bendy smartphone of the future is (almost) here
1	brad pitt bored with sight of jennifer aniston's naked body
1	john hickenlooper announces support for nuking australia just to see if anyone paying attention
0	'fresh off the boat' kid stars talk lunar new year, immigrant roots
0	betsy devos is right: professors are a threat to the trumpist movement
0	watch bill murray turn march madness to gladness once again
0	john boehner explains why he's suing obama again
0	the important conversation almost no one seems to be having
0	these republicans have a plan for tackling climate change
0	charles koch wants to change america's criminal justice system
0	heroin is cheaper than beer and easy to get in pennsylvania
1	fda launches food awareness month to get americans interested in eating
0	what is mindful eating, and how do you practice it?
0	seventh-day adventists to vote on women's ordination in 2015
0	the fear of hair is a real thing, explaining why your drain is such a nightmare
1	guy on roof starting to think he might get away with it
1	study finds growing number of americans would be comfortable with female pep boy
0	I don't believe that. Give me some proof. Besides, one does not have to smoke marijuana to get high.
1	oxford english dictionary to add 'skype' and 'coat' to latest edition
1	I was in a restaurant and as I left, the waitress said that I was supposed to leave 10% "I was hungry", I replied emoticonXAngel
1	emergency crew rushes to pull child out of football huddle
1	mel gibson - his performance in 'payback' still not getting enough credit
1	So you're claiming the beardy bloke nailed to a couple of bits of 2X4 didn't actually exist?emoticonXRolleyes
1	america, china trying to spice up trade relationship by bringing third country into negotiations
0	what it really looks like to work out with your dog
0	white house: it's 'highly inappropriate' for journalists to criticize a general
1	I was addressing his list. I'm not denying that only one side has scandals. In fact, I counted. If you could read and understand why I mock your inability to contrast nine with one, you'd know that.
1	As compared to "Truth" (capital T). Yes, creationist theocrats have this tendency to portray their subjective beliefs as truth, their wishful thinking as facts. No surprise there.
0	the continuing history of the republican alternative to obamacare
0	trump's attitude towards sexual misconduct remains disturbing
0	last officer from pearl harbor battleship uss arizona dies at 100
1	And it could have been liberal ALIENS as well! Oooh. Can we make them gay illegal immigrants? I like that slant! Maybe they were talking about how he was "terrorizing" people with his fashion sense? Or maybe the "terrorist" comment wasn't even with regards to anything Palin said either. Maybe one of the guys thought he saw Osama bin Laden in the audience! YOU DON'T KNOW! emoticonXDonno
1	scout returns with news of quicker checkout line to the east
0	5 reasons website traffic is the lifeblood of small business
1	millions of plants sent from nation's garden departments to their deaths
0	these christmas-inspired burgers are making the season bright
0	why would google leave a fake town on its maps?
0	So I have the choice between staying safe and then claiming insurance damages, or risking my life to kill a burglar and (likely) cause damage to my own property in the process? Somehow, I'd rather stay safe. Better to lose my laptop than my life.
1	mexicans sweeping the nation
1	Tell me then, does someone who is mentally retarded have a self-interest in staying alive? What about someone in a coma?
0	sadly, 'the last ship' sinks
1	aspiring felon moved by man who didn't get first 8 convictions until his 60s
0	this dog has the most adorable brace face you'll ever see
1	taylor swift unveils even darker persona with new single 'skullfucking maggot shit boyfriend'
1	'you got it' trademarked
1	This assertion is ridiculous not merely on its face but due to its face. Why would I hold an irrational position in order to claim to be an intellectual? "Hi, I'm an intellectual because I hold an irrational position!" Hello? Hello? You really don't even think before you post this claptrap, do you? How pathetic. emoticonXRolleyes
1	white house celebrates fifth straight year without oral sex
0	bernie sanders to propose new rule requiring fair prices for taxpayer-funded drugs
1	pre-teen moves from giggling-at-everything phase to never-smiling phase
1	oscars gift bag includes 3 ipads streaming telecast in attempt to shore up viewership numbers
1	u.s. to offer tax incentives to companies that do not openly make world worse at every turn
0	'waitress' star finds strength in the female narrative on broadway
0	Although I'm not keen on them describing things as living fossils (the term is misleading) the possibilities and implications of this are fascinating. I'd be interested to see the paper if anyone has a PDF. It would seem to suggest that the origins of this particular molecule go back to the Ordovician at least, prior to the reptile/mammal split. Anyway, thought people might be interested :)
1	porn-store change machine gummed up again
1	hillary clinton campaign shuts down after blowing through $2 billion in first month
0	antonio french: darren wilson seemed 'remorseless' over michael brown killing
0	kate moss and naomi campbell return to the runway together for a special reason
0	the gift is giving
1	aides trying to talk trump out of sending associates to break into watergate office complex
1	mtv executive grounds son for recommending good charlotte
0	Well this involves the free will / determinism debate, you say you aren't free if your preferences are implanted... I say you are free when you act in accordance with your preferences, regardless of how those preferences were arrived at. I think to claim you need to "choose" your preferences is absurd, as the act of choosing requires prior preferences, which presumably also required a choice.... and the question of how we acquired our first preference arises...
1	cleveland ukrainian museum pulling out all stops to prepare for onrush of rnc visitors
1	undertaker's last few embalmings before summer vacation always a little sloppy
1	antidepressant medication label reminds users that pill should never be mixed with long look in mirror
1	Who is this god you speak of? Can I call him? I have some things I'd like done and he can just say them while on the phone I'm hoping. -Mach
0	As an aside I do admire your way with words, bravo!
1	cute new dog helping single man pick up tons of hot shit
1	apartment listing sweetens the pot with offer to sell current tenant's 9-year-old furniture
1	'anthem' developers assure players whiteboard with words 'jetpack+guns?' will be playable game by friday
0	drink me now: tomatoes
0	'bubble boy' finally comfortable in his own skin
0	here's what made t. rex's big, knife-like teeth so strong
1	new software yellows neglected digital photos over time
0	parents create hilarious cards for the less celebrated baby milestones
0	arianna huffington urges gop voters to 'trexit' and dump trump
0	of course sean spicer's goodbye email contained a typo
1	god regrets never creating any two-headed snake creatures
0	step inside salvador dali's surreal paintings with trippy vr video
0	avoiding auto repair scams
1	study: average person's life plan can only withstand 25 seconds of direct questioning
0	Not really when you consider the gun laws of the UK, and how they were changed to prevent incidents like Cumbria from ever happening.
0	un confirms aid convoy bombed in syria near aleppo
1	over-hydrated terrier proud owner of six city blocks
1	least popular guy at house party really hitting it off with dog
0	caitlyn jenner will reportedly attend donald trump's inauguration
1	mike johanns only one showing up to cabinet meetings now
0	obama to end automatic residency for cuban migrants
0	nicolas sarkozy promises nationwide ban of burkinis if elected
1	whoa, classmate got totally hideous over summer vacation

0

25-year-old mayor wanted for running her town with whatsapp

0

here's the smart thing the nfl is doing to fix its dumb catch rule

1

apartment set up to create illusion of well-rounded life

0

how long you sleep may be in your genes

1

perverted little boy asks to sleep with parents

0

Besides the hundreds of cases in which such things are directly observed, I guess you're right.

1

earth passes through temporal vortex hurling planet into year 2019

0

On the issue of not living at all i"m not shure there is a reasonable answer as to how someone who was never born could possibly recognise not exsisting as being " worse than living... "Let me say I personally don't like the idea of aborting a pregnancy. However I can't possibly understand how we would not FIRST adopt all those kids in homes first and then fight the battel for saving the unwanted unborn.

1

chloe kim recalls growing up under parents' intense pressure to just chillax and shred the gnar gnar

1

nickname to forever prevent people from getting to know the real dumptruck

1

At last we are getting somewhere EZ.. You have finaly admitted what a lot of folks have been trying to tell you. Your apoligests simply read and apply their interpetations to this book. Thanks for begining to actually discuss something instead of just condeming us all to hell.

0

the bendy smartphone of the future is (almost) here

1

brad pitt bored with sight of jennifer aniston's naked body

1

john hickenlooper announces support for nuking australia just to see if anyone paying attention

0

'fresh off the boat' kid stars talk lunar new year, immigrant roots

0

betsy devos is right: professors are a threat to the trumpist movement

0

watch bill murray turn march madness to gladness once again

0

john boehner explains why he's suing obama again

0

the important conversation almost no one seems to be having

0

these republicans have a plan for tackling climate change

0

charles koch wants to change america's criminal justice system

0

heroin is cheaper than beer and easy to get in pennsylvania

1

fda launches food awareness month to get americans interested in eating

0

what is mindful eating, and how do you practice it?

0

seventh-day adventists to vote on women's ordination in 2015

0

the fear of hair is a real thing, explaining why your drain is such a nightmare

1

guy on roof starting to think he might get away with it

1

study finds growing number of americans would be comfortable with female pep boy

0

I don't believe that. Give me some proof. Besides, one does not have to smoke marijuana to get high.

1

oxford english dictionary to add 'skype' and 'coat' to latest edition

1

I was in a restaurant and as I left, the waitress said that I was supposed to leave 10% "I was hungry", I replied emoticonXAngel

1

emergency crew rushes to pull child out of football huddle

1

mel gibson - his performance in 'payback' still not getting enough credit

1

So you're claiming the beardy bloke nailed to a couple of bits of 2X4 didn't actually exist?emoticonXRolleyes

1

america, china trying to spice up trade relationship by bringing third country into negotiations

0

what it really looks like to work out with your dog

0

white house: it's 'highly inappropriate' for journalists to criticize a general

1

I was addressing his list. I'm not denying that only one side has scandals. In fact, I counted. If you could read and understand why I mock your inability to contrast nine with one, you'd know that.

1

As compared to "Truth" (capital T). Yes, creationist theocrats have this tendency to portray their subjective beliefs as truth, their wishful thinking as facts. No surprise there.

0

the continuing history of the republican alternative to obamacare

0

trump's attitude towards sexual misconduct remains disturbing

0

last officer from pearl harbor battleship uss arizona dies at 100

1

And it could have been liberal ALIENS as well! Oooh. Can we make them gay illegal immigrants? I like that slant! Maybe they were talking about how he was "terrorizing" people with his fashion sense? Or maybe the "terrorist" comment wasn't even with regards to anything Palin said either. Maybe one of the guys thought he saw Osama bin Laden in the audience! YOU DON'T KNOW! emoticonXDonno

1

scout returns with news of quicker checkout line to the east

0

5 reasons website traffic is the lifeblood of small business

1

millions of plants sent from nation's garden departments to their deaths

0

these christmas-inspired burgers are making the season bright

0

why would google leave a fake town on its maps?

0

So I have the choice between staying safe and then claiming insurance damages, or risking my life to kill a burglar and (likely) cause damage to my own property in the process? Somehow, I'd rather stay safe. Better to lose my laptop than my life.

1

mexicans sweeping the nation

1

Tell me then, does someone who is mentally retarded have a self-interest in staying alive? What about someone in a coma?

0

sadly, 'the last ship' sinks

1

aspiring felon moved by man who didn't get first 8 convictions until his 60s

0

this dog has the most adorable brace face you'll ever see

1

taylor swift unveils even darker persona with new single 'skullfucking maggot shit boyfriend'

1

'you got it' trademarked

1

This assertion is ridiculous not merely on its face but due to its face. Why would I hold an irrational position in order to claim to be an intellectual? "Hi, I'm an intellectual because I hold an irrational position!" Hello? Hello? You really don't even think before you post this claptrap, do you? How pathetic. emoticonXRolleyes

1

white house celebrates fifth straight year without oral sex

0

bernie sanders to propose new rule requiring fair prices for taxpayer-funded drugs

1

pre-teen moves from giggling-at-everything phase to never-smiling phase

1

oscars gift bag includes 3 ipads streaming telecast in attempt to shore up viewership numbers

1

u.s. to offer tax incentives to companies that do not openly make world worse at every turn

0

'waitress' star finds strength in the female narrative on broadway

0

Although I'm not keen on them describing things as living fossils (the term is misleading) the possibilities and implications of this are fascinating. I'd be interested to see the paper if anyone has a PDF. It would seem to suggest that the origins of this particular molecule go back to the Ordovician at least, prior to the reptile/mammal split. Anyway, thought people might be interested :)

1

porn-store change machine gummed up again

1

hillary clinton campaign shuts down after blowing through $2 billion in first month

0

antonio french: darren wilson seemed 'remorseless' over michael brown killing

0

kate moss and naomi campbell return to the runway together for a special reason

0

the gift is giving

1

aides trying to talk trump out of sending associates to break into watergate office complex

1

mtv executive grounds son for recommending good charlotte

0

Well this involves the free will / determinism debate, you say you aren't free if your preferences are implanted... I say you are free when you act in accordance with your preferences, regardless of how those preferences were arrived at. I think to claim you need to "choose" your preferences is absurd, as the act of choosing requires prior preferences, which presumably also required a choice.... and the question of how we acquired our first preference arises...

1

cleveland ukrainian museum pulling out all stops to prepare for onrush of rnc visitors

1

undertaker's last few embalmings before summer vacation always a little sloppy

1

antidepressant medication label reminds users that pill should never be mixed with long look in mirror

1

Who is this god you speak of? Can I call him? I have some things I'd like done and he can just say them while on the phone I'm hoping. -Mach

0

As an aside I do admire your way with words, bravo!

1

cute new dog helping single man pick up tons of hot shit

1

apartment listing sweetens the pot with offer to sell current tenant's 9-year-old furniture

1

'anthem' developers assure players whiteboard with words 'jetpack+guns?' will be playable game by friday

0

drink me now: tomatoes

0

'bubble boy' finally comfortable in his own skin

0

here's what made t. rex's big, knife-like teeth so strong

1

new software yellows neglected digital photos over time

0

parents create hilarious cards for the less celebrated baby milestones

0

arianna huffington urges gop voters to 'trexit' and dump trump

0

of course sean spicer's goodbye email contained a typo

1

god regrets never creating any two-headed snake creatures

0

step inside salvador dali's surreal paintings with trippy vr video

0

avoiding auto repair scams

1

study: average person's life plan can only withstand 25 seconds of direct questioning

0

Not really when you consider the gun laws of the UK, and how they were changed to prevent incidents like Cumbria from ever happening.

0

un confirms aid convoy bombed in syria near aleppo

1

over-hydrated terrier proud owner of six city blocks

1

least popular guy at house party really hitting it off with dog

0

caitlyn jenner will reportedly attend donald trump's inauguration

1

mike johanns only one showing up to cabinet meetings now

0

obama to end automatic residency for cuban migrants

0

nicolas sarkozy promises nationwide ban of burkinis if elected

1

whoa, classmate got totally hideous over summer vacation