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1	seedless watermelon coming to grips with fact it'll never be able to have kids
0	bear eats 20 pounds of dog food, promptly dozes off
0	bernie sanders praises john mccain: he's 'a no bullsh*t guy'
1	fec extends election by 7 months to give nation chance to better get to know candidates
1	Well with thinking challenged individuals like slimjim floating around it is no wonder we have a rogue agency with no oversight attacking the honest citizens. See Ruby Ridge and Waco for examples.
1	richard simmons fighting for life in estrogen tent
1	increasingly cocky bernie sanders announces he won't take donations over 27 cents
0	Demographics plays a role, but it does not explain away the whole shift in the numbers.
1	jay-z's grandfather busted with trunk full of canadian prescription drugs
1	Yeah so what? I left the UK, I'm free now.
1	local youth to insert coin
0	former chesapeake ceo mcclendon indicted on conspiracy charges
0	cop placed on leave after police crash pool party, pull gun on teens
0	So even though you can legally conceal carry right up to the gate of the national parks, and you can legally hunt within the parks, somehow concealed carry in the parks will become more dangerous?
0	china disputes trump's claims of fentanyl 'flood' into united states
1	scientists discover new species of reptile deep within amazonian bulldozer treads
0	inside the senate's bipartisan move to gut post-crisis banking regulations
1	man at gym apparently comfortable standing naked right in middle of spin class
1	weak, ineffectual man will be right back with that account file
0	king lear and the silver tsunami
0	to the ladies who 'didn't need' the women's march
0	8 healthy snacks to keep hunger at bay
0	cash back incentives: a winning strategy for health insurers and consumers
1	alabama governor signs new 'heartbeat bill' lowering state's age of consent
1	plan to live in storage facility voiced
0	in a huge breakthrough, google's ai beats a top player at the game of go
1	asshole taking up two plots
0	#talktome: lucas braga and otaviano canuto
1	toll-booth girl hit on quickly
1	heat wave doesn't bother local contrarian
1	we in golden age of thing, guy who likes thing reports
0	I think you're mixing up socialist and fascist. Patriotism is anathema to socialism.
0	gummy bears send 14 chicago-area high school students to hospital
1	newly uncovered journals reveal alexander graham bell invented telephone as first step in consolidating all american businesses into single monopoly
1	fox news debuts premium channel for 24-hour coverage of alexandria ocasio-cortez
1	report: mom has plan for tub of whipped cream in fridge
0	the end of innocence: taking the bystanding out of bullying
0	missing just 2 hours of sleep quadruples your risk of a car accident
1	perverted wall gets off on making apartment guests look at exposed brick
0	despite accusations of fraud and deception, will globe university be expanding to your state?
1	pier 1 issues formal apology for rattan death march
0	iran vows 'firm response' unless obama stops sanctions renewal
1	hillary clinton pleasantly surprised after finding old $20,000 donation check in coat pocket
0	chris harrison says he doesn't have time to 'hate-watch' 'unreal'
1	lasik surgery allows baron to see without monocle
1	wells fargo computer glitch accidentally forecloses on all 5,700 branches
1	area man has always had soft spot for puck
1	Spain, unlike most modern democracies, very very recently had the uh.. privilege of living under a strong, "moral" government that supported the uh.. "family values" so important to the right. That they are running like hell away from it should tell people something.
0	Actually it seems you are the one that is sick. You have this obsession with what others do with their sex life and want the government to try and prevent any kind of sex you dont approve of. It looks like you are trying hard to repress homosexual desires you have. Otherwise why do you care what others do when it doesnt affect you?I'm not for or against what other adults do with their consentual sex life. It's none of my business.
0	it's 2016. do you know where your bombs are falling?
0	what's better, fresh or frozen turkey?
1	heaven prepares for huge rush of college kids over spring break
1	guantánamo inmates cheer after learning trump saved their home
0	Yet another application of a different meaning of the word in an effort to group everything in science that you don't understand and won't accept under one word.
0	read the list of important issues this 7-year-old sent to elected officials
0	the oldest of the old are actually fine with dying, study finds
1	'the onion' wins nobel prize
1	author dismayed by amazon customers' other purchases
1	area man too deep into haircut to start talking to barber now
0	police kill armed black man in st. louis on anniversary of another officer-involved shooting
0	only nba nerds will catch the joke in this nba 2k16 trailer
1	joe paterno's name to remain on joe paterno center for covering up sexual abuse
0	why every couple should have a prenuptial agreement
0	what do kendrick and kanye owe women listeners?
0	ever wish you could live inside your favorite book? you can at this incredible new place
0	sean spicer uses san bernardino shooting to justify banning 220 million people
1	tabloid reveals pete davidson, kate beckinsale only dating as pr stunt to promote new york rangers
1	earth passed over for invasion
1	responsible man sets aside small portion of every paycheck for bank to gamble with
0	flashback: ferguson cops beat man, charged him for bleeding on their uniforms
0	the leftovers recap: did they really do it? in 'cairo'
1	report: apocalypse actually happened 3 years ago
1	new hyundai owner sort of brags about it to co-workers
0	the true meaning of the ray rice scandal
0	are you making your guacamole right? here's how to tell.
1	Then by that standard, christianity is horse puckey! Christians contradict each other. Oh! But wait. Anyone who disagrees with you isn't "really" a christian.
0	is it time to level the playing field for college athletes?
0	is my special child being bullied?
0	are introverts or extroverts happier?
1	secret agent's back's always been a bit hinky ever since he burst through that skylight and landed in fountain
0	ToE is a mechanistic theory -- it says life is like a machine. Machines aren't intelligent, they just do what they're made/programmed to do. Darwinists say lifeforms do what they do because of the way their particular genes program them. This is basic stuff.....yet you come along and say this isn't so. So which is it? Is life intelligent or not? If it is intelligent, what is illogical about believing life was designed intelligently by an intelligent designer? The intelligence had to come from somewhere. Where did the information in the DNA code come from?
1	same jumbotron used for marriage proposal used to ask for divorce
0	when it comes to pregnancy discrimination, equal is not the same as fair
0	australia to lay off leading scientist on sea levels
1	widow still can't bring herself to get rid of husband's corpse
1	study finds 73% of marble statuettes of achilles used to beat to death wealthy dowager
0	friends and family rally around kim kardashian on her birthday
1	gay marriage passes in 9 states after area homosexual dunks on regulation rim
1	underfunded school lacks resources to calculate student-to-teacher ratio
0	And it also took an amendment to give the slaves rights, not a judge.
0	my "aunt hillary"
1	'ultra hammer' to revolutionize modern pounding
1	limited-edition russet potato comes with certificate of authenticity
1	partygoers drunkenly recite 4-h pledge
0	rihanna hung out with jake gyllenhaal and jay z at a nyc boxing match
1	mythbusters team struck down by zeus
1	interminable nightmare of buying wrong toilet paper in bulk nearly over
0	when art becomes poison
0	possible viking find could rewrite north american history
0	13 lovely real wedding photos that will ease your case of the mondays

1

seedless watermelon coming to grips with fact it'll never be able to have kids

0

bear eats 20 pounds of dog food, promptly dozes off

0

bernie sanders praises john mccain: he's 'a no bullsh*t guy'

1

fec extends election by 7 months to give nation chance to better get to know candidates

1

Well with thinking challenged individuals like slimjim floating around it is no wonder we have a rogue agency with no oversight attacking the honest citizens. See Ruby Ridge and Waco for examples.

1

richard simmons fighting for life in estrogen tent

1

increasingly cocky bernie sanders announces he won't take donations over 27 cents

0

Demographics plays a role, but it does not explain away the whole shift in the numbers.

1

jay-z's grandfather busted with trunk full of canadian prescription drugs

1

Yeah so what? I left the UK, I'm free now.

1

local youth to insert coin

0

former chesapeake ceo mcclendon indicted on conspiracy charges

0

cop placed on leave after police crash pool party, pull gun on teens

0

So even though you can legally conceal carry right up to the gate of the national parks, and you can legally hunt within the parks, somehow concealed carry in the parks will become more dangerous?

0

china disputes trump's claims of fentanyl 'flood' into united states

1

scientists discover new species of reptile deep within amazonian bulldozer treads

0

inside the senate's bipartisan move to gut post-crisis banking regulations

1

man at gym apparently comfortable standing naked right in middle of spin class

1

weak, ineffectual man will be right back with that account file

0

king lear and the silver tsunami

0

to the ladies who 'didn't need' the women's march

0

8 healthy snacks to keep hunger at bay

0

cash back incentives: a winning strategy for health insurers and consumers

1

alabama governor signs new 'heartbeat bill' lowering state's age of consent

1

plan to live in storage facility voiced

0

in a huge breakthrough, google's ai beats a top player at the game of go

1

asshole taking up two plots

0

#talktome: lucas braga and otaviano canuto

1

toll-booth girl hit on quickly

1

heat wave doesn't bother local contrarian

1

we in golden age of thing, guy who likes thing reports

0

I think you're mixing up socialist and fascist. Patriotism is anathema to socialism.

0

gummy bears send 14 chicago-area high school students to hospital

1

newly uncovered journals reveal alexander graham bell invented telephone as first step in consolidating all american businesses into single monopoly

1

fox news debuts premium channel for 24-hour coverage of alexandria ocasio-cortez

1

report: mom has plan for tub of whipped cream in fridge

0

the end of innocence: taking the bystanding out of bullying

0

missing just 2 hours of sleep quadruples your risk of a car accident

1

perverted wall gets off on making apartment guests look at exposed brick

0

despite accusations of fraud and deception, will globe university be expanding to your state?

1

pier 1 issues formal apology for rattan death march

0

iran vows 'firm response' unless obama stops sanctions renewal

1

hillary clinton pleasantly surprised after finding old $20,000 donation check in coat pocket

0

chris harrison says he doesn't have time to 'hate-watch' 'unreal'

1

lasik surgery allows baron to see without monocle

1

wells fargo computer glitch accidentally forecloses on all 5,700 branches

1

area man has always had soft spot for puck

1

Spain, unlike most modern democracies, very very recently had the uh.. privilege of living under a strong, "moral" government that supported the uh.. "family values" so important to the right. That they are running like hell away from it should tell people something.

0

Actually it seems you are the one that is sick. You have this obsession with what others do with their sex life and want the government to try and prevent any kind of sex you dont approve of. It looks like you are trying hard to repress homosexual desires you have. Otherwise why do you care what others do when it doesnt affect you?I'm not for or against what other adults do with their consentual sex life. It's none of my business.

0

it's 2016. do you know where your bombs are falling?

0

what's better, fresh or frozen turkey?

1

heaven prepares for huge rush of college kids over spring break

1

guantánamo inmates cheer after learning trump saved their home

0

Yet another application of a different meaning of the word in an effort to group everything in science that you don't understand and won't accept under one word.

0

read the list of important issues this 7-year-old sent to elected officials

0

the oldest of the old are actually fine with dying, study finds

1

'the onion' wins nobel prize

1

author dismayed by amazon customers' other purchases

1

area man too deep into haircut to start talking to barber now

0

police kill armed black man in st. louis on anniversary of another officer-involved shooting

0

only nba nerds will catch the joke in this nba 2k16 trailer

1

joe paterno's name to remain on joe paterno center for covering up sexual abuse

0

why every couple should have a prenuptial agreement

0

what do kendrick and kanye owe women listeners?

0

ever wish you could live inside your favorite book? you can at this incredible new place

0

sean spicer uses san bernardino shooting to justify banning 220 million people

1

tabloid reveals pete davidson, kate beckinsale only dating as pr stunt to promote new york rangers

1

earth passed over for invasion

1

responsible man sets aside small portion of every paycheck for bank to gamble with

0

flashback: ferguson cops beat man, charged him for bleeding on their uniforms

0

the leftovers recap: did they really do it? in 'cairo'

1

report: apocalypse actually happened 3 years ago

1

new hyundai owner sort of brags about it to co-workers

0

the true meaning of the ray rice scandal

0

are you making your guacamole right? here's how to tell.

1

Then by that standard, christianity is horse puckey! Christians contradict each other. Oh! But wait. Anyone who disagrees with you isn't "really" a christian.

0

is it time to level the playing field for college athletes?

0

is my special child being bullied?

0

are introverts or extroverts happier?

1

secret agent's back's always been a bit hinky ever since he burst through that skylight and landed in fountain

0

ToE is a mechanistic theory -- it says life is like a machine. Machines aren't intelligent, they just do what they're made/programmed to do. Darwinists say lifeforms do what they do because of the way their particular genes program them. This is basic stuff.....yet you come along and say this isn't so. So which is it? Is life intelligent or not? If it is intelligent, what is illogical about believing life was designed intelligently by an intelligent designer? The intelligence had to come from somewhere. Where did the information in the DNA code come from?

1

same jumbotron used for marriage proposal used to ask for divorce

0

when it comes to pregnancy discrimination, equal is not the same as fair

0

australia to lay off leading scientist on sea levels

1

widow still can't bring herself to get rid of husband's corpse

1

study finds 73% of marble statuettes of achilles used to beat to death wealthy dowager

0

friends and family rally around kim kardashian on her birthday

1

gay marriage passes in 9 states after area homosexual dunks on regulation rim

1

underfunded school lacks resources to calculate student-to-teacher ratio

0

And it also took an amendment to give the slaves rights, not a judge.

0

my "aunt hillary"

1

'ultra hammer' to revolutionize modern pounding

1

limited-edition russet potato comes with certificate of authenticity

1

partygoers drunkenly recite 4-h pledge

0

rihanna hung out with jake gyllenhaal and jay z at a nyc boxing match

1

mythbusters team struck down by zeus

1

interminable nightmare of buying wrong toilet paper in bulk nearly over

0

when art becomes poison

0

possible viking find could rewrite north american history

0

13 lovely real wedding photos that will ease your case of the mondays