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1	obama, romney remain about equally powerful
1	local fabric store urges you to check them out on twitter
1	plot of 'midnight run' described at length to therapist
0	john oliver: nratv is like a 'deranged letter from a serial killer'
1	granta derided by philistines
1	you just have to get to know area jerk
0	the final solution: a thanksgiving message (or ain't too proud to hate)
1	despite claims, long story not made short
1	pregnant women asked to leave convention hall during ted cruz speech for safety of developing fetuses
1	jeb bush's children vehemently deny having ever loved father
1	And of course, the theory of gravity isn't "physically" proven either. Neither is the heliocentric theory or atomic theory or the germ theory of disease. However, evolution has been observed to occur and the current theories are the best explanations that we have for the observations. As far as your mangling of the "Out of Africa" theory, it would be nice if you actually learned what you are talking about before you babble such nonsense.
1	nsa assures americans that prism 2.0 will be way more invasive
1	bubba gump shrimp owner comforts depressed guy fieri
0	fbi has 'grave concerns' on republican-authored fisa memo trump wants released
1	new congressional intern disillusioned with politics and democracy in record 6 minutes, 41 seconds
1	paul ryan adds 14-ounce training weights to speaker's gavel
1	'new york times' corrects story by admitting they burned venezuela aid convoy
1	bugs infesting area apartment have no clear goal
0	what happened when a black reporter crashed a white nationalist event
0	stabbing at miami's art basel gallery mistaken as performance art
1	child visiting ellis island sees where grandparents once toured
0	11 times the olsen twins dressed in a shambles and still looked better than you
0	congressional climate deniers represent 63 percent of americans
1	You are apparently unwilling to extend your thinking process to the other side of the argument Galileo, and by this I mean, and repeat that it isn't criminals owning hand guns which we defenders of gun rights are fighting for. WE AGREE THAT CRIMINALS SHOULDN'T BE ARMED, and the laws already exist on the books to punish them when convicted criminals are caught with guns. But your solution to disarm all honest citizens in the belief that this will make them unavailable to criminals also is ludicrous to the point of self destructive insanity. It is that premise which we are fighting against through the NRA and other lobbying efforts.
0	winn-dixie: from one to a thousand-a journey of a hundred years
0	Far from showing any modern knowledge of blood circulation, this shows:1) if you take the blood out of an animal it will die. A simple fact all civilizations of the time would have known.2) God like for his followers kill living things. He is the God of blood.
0	i'm all in for hillary clinton, my next president
1	hannity claims relationship with cohen never went past payment for legal advice, defense strategy in criminal cases
0	scott walker's terrible, no good, very bad week
0	net neutrality is not a leftist cause
1	mta reminds new yorkers they can fucking walk
1	that one chinese place closes
0	thousands are flocking to washington this weekend to demand climate action
0	ben franklin: ahead of his time?
1	nation's pregnant women announce discovery of comfortable sitting position
1	doj announces initiative to deploy smartphone-carrying bystanders to nation's streets
0	this couple just dropped a rap music video to announce their breakup
1	what's-his-face fires publicist
0	the 5 things your kids will remember about you
0	how to redefine success like stephen curry
0	these kittens learning to walk is so cute it'll make you crumble
0	trump's steel, aluminum tariffs exempt canada, mexico
1	white house: 'this is not the geologic era to debate gun control'
0	rip, ms paint
1	area man just in bad mood because he's tired and an awful human being
1	obama: iraq airstrikes not slippery slope to other humanitarian interventions
1	'new york post' publishes report exposing alexandria ocasio-cortez's 9-figure social security number
0	united apologizes to passenger with cerebral palsy who had to crawl off plane
0	brazil's miss bumbum stirs controversy with body art (nsfw)
0	democrats fear that expectations for donald trump are a wee bit too low
0	adele's new album might see the light of day this year
1	pbs moderators spend first 10 minutes of debate asking candidates for fundraising advice
1	james bond fans concerned after learning new film's shooting locations all in new hampshire
1	sitcom resorts to wizard of oz-themed fantasy episode
0	this woman serves chicken to homeless.. wearing a funky chicken hat
1	Is it a new definition of "control" that is needed? I was thinking maybe my definition of "freedom" was outdated.
0	we've seen the future of flight, and it's awesome
1	Ostracise? You mean how the native American community ostracises someone (re: the article you mentioned above) for speaking out on abuse? And you're the one who said one shouldn't take a verse out of any holy book!
1	bath & body works scientists destroy experimental scent unfit for mankind
1	kids love when mom sad enough to just order pizza
0	donald glover needed 'white translator' to convince fx to allow 'n-word' in 'atlanta'
0	blaming black voter turnout in virginia
0	this week in world war i, november 15-21, 1914
1	mall pastry shop takes oscar for best cinnabontography
1	mother comes pretty close to using word 'streaming' correctly
1	What, you mean like this story (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3136266.stm) of scientists warning about ocian acidity levels from 2003? Global warming is old news too: it doesn't seem to have reached the more remote parts of the world though, like North America for example.
1	weird kid opts to sit perfectly still, let universe decide his fate after teacher instructs class to pair up
1	enron executives blamed for missing employee donut fund
1	new parents disgusted to learn they had type of baby that shits
1	suicide note makes convincing case
1	You will soon learn, my friend, that fundies have very, very short memories when it comes to refutations of their arguments...
1	So that pesky kid who climbs your fence to get his ball back is fair game. Riiight.
0	after dark: meet leo gugu, stylist and nightlife personality
0	this stepmom and biomom's relationship is parenting #goals
0	'the world of postsecret' reveals what lurks in the hearts of man
0	navigating welfare reform, poverty is tricky business
0	an authentic 1st century jerusalem burial shroud
0	You could've just as easily revived the last thread, commenting on how the antis are unusually silent.
1	new study finds average american stands no chance against what's coming
1	'wall street journal' reintroduces nudes after failed yearlong experiment
0	'i love wikileaks!': trump's acceptance of russian help hides in plain sight
0	Well I guess Nato basically::p summed it up:Stupid is as stupid doe's.
1	cancerous tumor befriends small boy
0	after highs and lows of 2016, make 2017 a better year for women & girls
0	masters of habit: the wisdom and writing of maya angelou
0	rihanna throws support behind hillary clinton with perfect throwback tee
0	boris johnson is a liar with his 'back to the wall,' says france's foreign minister
0	republican lawmakers are now getting their ideas from fox news commercials
0	No. We know that evolution happens. What would be a problem would be to find the processes that made evolution happen as such incredible rates. There isn't any evidence that it can happen that fast.
0	You just provided good evidence that schools use an atheist presupposition - that atheism is entrenched in public schools. Who proclaims that man and chimps sharing a common ancestor is an established scientific theory? A theory is defined as a well tested explanation that unifies a broad range of observation. A theory has accepted principles. I know of no religion other than atheism - certainly not the Judeo Christian religion - that believe a creator made the common ancestor that man and chimps share. Since far more than half of US residents believe basically the creation account in Genesis, then there's not enough unification or acceptance of that "theory". That theory has a presupposition of abiogenesis, or a very similar non scientific basis. Another proof of the atheist entrenchment in public schools would be the organized efforts (largely of the teaching establishment) to keep ID out.
0	madeleine albright apologizes for implying female bernie supporters will go to hell
0	this accused 'mainsplainer' is attacked for defending alleged victims
1	prince harry humiliates royal family yet again as base invaded by afghan insurgents
1	self-centered child blames divorce entirely on himself
1	prison returns bag of semi-automatic guns, hit list to coast guard terror suspect at release
1	So most of your friends have had sex with your guy too? emoticonXGood You and I both know that homosexuals have different partners regularly, at least compared to heterosexuals.
1	report: gap wider than ever between ultra-rich and reality
1	clinton 'very disappointed' in missouri
1	teen zebra doesn't give a shit how much you honk, he's not getting out of road
0	kris kobach defends using a private email for government business

1

obama, romney remain about equally powerful

1

local fabric store urges you to check them out on twitter

1

plot of 'midnight run' described at length to therapist

0

john oliver: nratv is like a 'deranged letter from a serial killer'

1

granta derided by philistines

1

you just have to get to know area jerk

0

the final solution: a thanksgiving message (or ain't too proud to hate)

1

despite claims, long story not made short

1

pregnant women asked to leave convention hall during ted cruz speech for safety of developing fetuses

1

jeb bush's children vehemently deny having ever loved father

1

And of course, the theory of gravity isn't "physically" proven either. Neither is the heliocentric theory or atomic theory or the germ theory of disease. However, evolution has been observed to occur and the current theories are the best explanations that we have for the observations. As far as your mangling of the "Out of Africa" theory, it would be nice if you actually learned what you are talking about before you babble such nonsense.

1

nsa assures americans that prism 2.0 will be way more invasive

1

bubba gump shrimp owner comforts depressed guy fieri

0

fbi has 'grave concerns' on republican-authored fisa memo trump wants released

1

new congressional intern disillusioned with politics and democracy in record 6 minutes, 41 seconds

1

paul ryan adds 14-ounce training weights to speaker's gavel

1

'new york times' corrects story by admitting they burned venezuela aid convoy

1

bugs infesting area apartment have no clear goal

0

what happened when a black reporter crashed a white nationalist event

0

stabbing at miami's art basel gallery mistaken as performance art

1

child visiting ellis island sees where grandparents once toured

0

11 times the olsen twins dressed in a shambles and still looked better than you

0

congressional climate deniers represent 63 percent of americans

1

You are apparently unwilling to extend your thinking process to the other side of the argument Galileo, and by this I mean, and repeat that it isn't criminals owning hand guns which we defenders of gun rights are fighting for. WE AGREE THAT CRIMINALS SHOULDN'T BE ARMED, and the laws already exist on the books to punish them when convicted criminals are caught with guns. But your solution to disarm all honest citizens in the belief that this will make them unavailable to criminals also is ludicrous to the point of self destructive insanity. It is that premise which we are fighting against through the NRA and other lobbying efforts.

0

winn-dixie: from one to a thousand-a journey of a hundred years

0

Far from showing any modern knowledge of blood circulation, this shows:1) if you take the blood out of an animal it will die. A simple fact all civilizations of the time would have known.2) God like for his followers kill living things. He is the God of blood.

0

i'm all in for hillary clinton, my next president

1

hannity claims relationship with cohen never went past payment for legal advice, defense strategy in criminal cases

0

scott walker's terrible, no good, very bad week

0

net neutrality is not a leftist cause

1

mta reminds new yorkers they can fucking walk

1

that one chinese place closes

0

thousands are flocking to washington this weekend to demand climate action

0

ben franklin: ahead of his time?

1

nation's pregnant women announce discovery of comfortable sitting position

1

doj announces initiative to deploy smartphone-carrying bystanders to nation's streets

0

this couple just dropped a rap music video to announce their breakup

1

what's-his-face fires publicist

0

the 5 things your kids will remember about you

0

how to redefine success like stephen curry

0

these kittens learning to walk is so cute it'll make you crumble

0

trump's steel, aluminum tariffs exempt canada, mexico

1

white house: 'this is not the geologic era to debate gun control'

0

rip, ms paint

1

area man just in bad mood because he's tired and an awful human being

1

obama: iraq airstrikes not slippery slope to other humanitarian interventions

1

'new york post' publishes report exposing alexandria ocasio-cortez's 9-figure social security number

0

united apologizes to passenger with cerebral palsy who had to crawl off plane

0

brazil's miss bumbum stirs controversy with body art (nsfw)

0

democrats fear that expectations for donald trump are a wee bit too low

0

adele's new album might see the light of day this year

1

pbs moderators spend first 10 minutes of debate asking candidates for fundraising advice

1

james bond fans concerned after learning new film's shooting locations all in new hampshire

1

sitcom resorts to wizard of oz-themed fantasy episode

0

this woman serves chicken to homeless.. wearing a funky chicken hat

1

Is it a new definition of "control" that is needed? I was thinking maybe my definition of "freedom" was outdated.

0

we've seen the future of flight, and it's awesome

1

Ostracise? You mean how the native American community ostracises someone (re: the article you mentioned above) for speaking out on abuse? And you're the one who said one shouldn't take a verse out of any holy book!

1

bath & body works scientists destroy experimental scent unfit for mankind

1

kids love when mom sad enough to just order pizza

0

donald glover needed 'white translator' to convince fx to allow 'n-word' in 'atlanta'

0

blaming black voter turnout in virginia

0

this week in world war i, november 15-21, 1914

1

mall pastry shop takes oscar for best cinnabontography

1

mother comes pretty close to using word 'streaming' correctly

1

What, you mean like this story (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/3136266.stm) of scientists warning about ocian acidity levels from 2003? Global warming is old news too: it doesn't seem to have reached the more remote parts of the world though, like North America for example.

1

weird kid opts to sit perfectly still, let universe decide his fate after teacher instructs class to pair up

1

enron executives blamed for missing employee donut fund

1

new parents disgusted to learn they had type of baby that shits

1

suicide note makes convincing case

1

You will soon learn, my friend, that fundies have very, very short memories when it comes to refutations of their arguments...

1

So that pesky kid who climbs your fence to get his ball back is fair game. Riiight.

0

after dark: meet leo gugu, stylist and nightlife personality

0

this stepmom and biomom's relationship is parenting #goals

0

'the world of postsecret' reveals what lurks in the hearts of man

0

navigating welfare reform, poverty is tricky business

0

an authentic 1st century jerusalem burial shroud

0

You could've just as easily revived the last thread, commenting on how the antis are unusually silent.

1

new study finds average american stands no chance against what's coming

1

'wall street journal' reintroduces nudes after failed yearlong experiment

0

'i love wikileaks!': trump's acceptance of russian help hides in plain sight

0

Well I guess Nato basically::p summed it up:Stupid is as stupid doe's.

1

cancerous tumor befriends small boy

0

after highs and lows of 2016, make 2017 a better year for women & girls

0

masters of habit: the wisdom and writing of maya angelou

0

rihanna throws support behind hillary clinton with perfect throwback tee

0

boris johnson is a liar with his 'back to the wall,' says france's foreign minister

0

republican lawmakers are now getting their ideas from fox news commercials

0

No. We know that evolution happens. What would be a problem would be to find the processes that made evolution happen as such incredible rates. There isn't any evidence that it can happen that fast.

0

You just provided good evidence that schools use an atheist presupposition - that atheism is entrenched in public schools. Who proclaims that man and chimps sharing a common ancestor is an established scientific theory? A theory is defined as a well tested explanation that unifies a broad range of observation. A theory has accepted principles. I know of no religion other than atheism - certainly not the Judeo Christian religion - that believe a creator made the common ancestor that man and chimps share. Since far more than half of US residents believe basically the creation account in Genesis, then there's not enough unification or acceptance of that "theory". That theory has a presupposition of abiogenesis, or a very similar non scientific basis. Another proof of the atheist entrenchment in public schools would be the organized efforts (largely of the teaching establishment) to keep ID out.

0

madeleine albright apologizes for implying female bernie supporters will go to hell

0

this accused 'mainsplainer' is attacked for defending alleged victims

1

prince harry humiliates royal family yet again as base invaded by afghan insurgents

1

self-centered child blames divorce entirely on himself

1

prison returns bag of semi-automatic guns, hit list to coast guard terror suspect at release

1

So most of your friends have had sex with your guy too? emoticonXGood You and I both know that homosexuals have different partners regularly, at least compared to heterosexuals.

1

report: gap wider than ever between ultra-rich and reality

1

clinton 'very disappointed' in missouri

1

teen zebra doesn't give a shit how much you honk, he's not getting out of road

0

kris kobach defends using a private email for government business