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0	wild truck water-bead stunt ends with child endangerment charge
1	family hesitant about sinking another 40 grand into repairs of dilapidated old grandma
1	reddi-wip casually announces their nozzles can easily fit into most orifices
1	tomato genetically modified to be more expensive
1	egyptians concerned about direction government is toppling in
1	bush arrives at caribbean summit aboard catamaran one
0	john travolta is very thankful for 'dick poop'
0	watch maroon 5's 'snl' performance
0	amid protests, greece passes painful reforms to attain fiscal targets
0	watch fox news personalities slam obama and praise trump over the same thing
1	mta unveils $28 billion plan to renovate subway masturbators
0	'little book of big ideas' is smaller than a safety pin, wiser than you
1	Being' immune' and being 'less prone' do not mean the same thing. I doubt that you will become the poet laureate of Dallas if you do not understand words sweetplums. You are an old camp fruit and a snivelling bigot . Are we talking daddies? What does an old fruit like you know of daddies? I bet he's sure proud of you.emoticonXChicken I wouldnt be proud of having a mincing bigot for a son..must have set his sights low. Do white men still leave a bad taste in your boyfriends mouth sweetplums? You are not married ..
0	taylor swift left nashville a long time ago folks
0	these 'gayby' stars reunited for a new series that's bloody good fun
0	this dance subculture is thriving among black gay men in the south
1	Wouldn't professing atheism cover that? Or were you looking for something else? I'll call mine "Bertrand".
0	ryan coogler would love to see a women of wakanda spinoff
0	starving for a fantasy
1	Dear Jill: P.S. Remember, I gave you the morning after pill? Use it! Or hey make a few thousand dollars and donate it to research (cha-ching)!! P.S.S. Thanks for the herpes! emoticonXGood And you think you have a medical problem, all you have to do is take a pill and you're done with the situation I gave you, but what about the situation you have now given me??? What's that (new) quote: All is fair in Love, sex and war? emoticonXKill Jack
1	philanderer taken back
0	City council vote only, not sure about public sentiment, but from what I gather, most people don't care because they don't own guns. Whenever an issue like this comes up, people who are interested seem to become the loudest, both the pro- and anti-gun crowds.
1	the backstreet boys or 'n sync release new album
0	afi docs: where policy meets art
0	'me and mrs. jones' singer billy paul has died
0	why we run: a philosophical look at the value of running
1	He did finally figure out how to use the quote function, so there is SOME progress!!
0	cutting off politwoops, twitter follows the needs of politicians, not public interest
0	astoria characters: the charity stager
0	why women should stop calling themselves old
0	sunday roundup
0	kentucky clerk kim davis appeals contempt ruling
1	tina yothers fantasy camp files for bankruptcy
1	white house press corps wishes show of solidarity over banned reporter could be for better news organization than cnn
1	'access hollywood' reporter vows to get to very surface of story
0	trump lifts refugee ban but admissions still plummet
0	transgender heroes, yes!
0	surgical tech in needle-swap scandal at swedish medical center has hiv
1	chinese factory workers fear they may never be replaced with machines
1	bollywood remake of fahrenheit 9/11 criticizes bush administration through show-stopping musical numbers
0	news roundup for june 19, 2017
0	So let me get this straight - you admit that you are wrong, and you want me to provide documentation to prove this admission correct? How about we both simply agree that you were wrong and move on.
1	corporation wants media company making branded entertainment to just have fun with it
0	latino democrats arrested protesting trump on immigration
1	hershey's unveils some new chocolate bullshit for you to cram into your fat maw
0	I think you nailed it! I also think that if you are willing to give up your relationship over religion you could be on the border of addiction not faith. (not you personally, but rhetorically)
0	mnuchin warns health care debacle will delay tax reforms
0	rachel mcadams and taylor kitsch might be dating, but who really knows?
0	makeup do's and i prefer you don'ts
1	Oh yes, Mr Behe makes a comfortable living out of selling to the ignorant. His newest book is just a rehash of his old book, and has the very same flaws that have been destroyed over and over again. As for your 'religious authors' being respected.. they are respected perhaps by the fundamentalists that do not understand what science is about.
1	man with new 40-disc cd changer needs 18 more cds
0	tehran. waiting for normality
1	Then you would have to be believe that out of the supposed millions upon millions of people who walked the Earth none of them were pregnant and there were no newborns either. Then again, to be Christian, you also have to believe the world was created in 7 days and their was a Biblical great flood too. The best part about writing a fairytale is that the author gets to make up everything as they go along.
1	stunning e3 announcement reveals new video game consoles to phase out graphics entirely
1	according to bar love-tester, inebriated patron okay to drive
0	study finds older dads may have 'geekier' sons
1	area man guesses he doesn't need mc lyte wikipedia page open anymore
0	this was my story
0	dick masturbates in tickle creek: cops
1	That's an attempt to argue that one can't know the truth. The mere fact people disagree doesn't meant that there is no correct answer. I'm amazed you would come up with such 'logic'.
0	director paul feig says 'men have to speak out' after weinstein sexual assault allegations
1	That explains your excellent use of grammar, word choice and spelling? ROTFLMAO
1	You do realize you just disproved your own basic points yes? The pictures you posted are falsified because abortion clinics and small health clinics contract out to places to have their medical waste incinerated. Good job on failing to realize you just proved Cunx correct.
1	african nation not war-torn
0	Actually, the answer might depend more on the nature of the question, or the particular religious cult of the person being asked, etc. In questions of science, fundamentalists will tell you that the answer was revealed to them by their god in their holy scripture.On the other hand, you are characterizing religion as insanity. I think that you really mean that when religion is offered as science, then that is insane.
0	broken windows, broken trust
0	after 4 years living in asia, i'm suddenly a minority again (and it sucks)
0	disgraced former detroit mayor says michigan lawmakers have long known about flint water crisis
0	Not really. That's the fallacy of exclusion of the middle. Because there are only two choices, if one is wrong somehow, the other is therefore correct. The problem is that there isn't only two choice for sure. Besides, science is wrong all the time, it doesn't prove that creation is right. In fact, for instance, science estaimtes of moon dust have been proven wildly wrong, and those corrections actually harm creation.
0	aol instant messenger to sign off forever after 20 years
1	You must be thinking of physics... last I looked, biologists weren't trying to explain the the creation of the universe. However, we have an excellent handle on the evolution of species, and some pretty reasonable ideas about the origin of life, which is more than your bible ever came up with. I mean... some invisible, bearded guy-in-the-sky zapped it all into existence? Fairytales.
1	obama caught trying to jump white house fence
0	key senate race deeply divides men and women
1	jews' covenant up for renewal with god
0	when hiring, what problems should i avoid?
0	u.s. women's olympic hockey wins gold in nail-biter finish over canada
0	the genius of chinese cooking
0	this is how celebrities spent their summer holidays
1	restaurant entrance doesn't work all damn day to be called 'other door'
0	a new shade of green collaborations taking shape in boulder
1	study finds average american gets most physical exertion waving cell phone around to get signal
0	cher is gifting us with a broadway musical based on her life
1	22-year-old gets job at website
0	gunman kills at least two american advisers in kabul shooting
0	Over 10,000 signatures of Christian Clergy have been collected, and have endorsed this letter.
0	the 1 minute blog. protesters and looting.
1	guy in rome does as the tourists do
0	Guess what, I'm pro-life as well, that is why I'm also pro-choice.
0	'black jesus': beneath the drugs and profanity, is there a message of theological reflection?
1	chuck berry remembers call from cousin about white kid playing 'johnny b. goode'
0	'don't cry for me'
1	trump takes moment to thank all the fear in audience for making this night possible
0	hey nc! check out the awesome move nyc just made for trans people
1	'just take it slow, and you'll be fine,' drunk driver assures self while speeding away in stolen police car
0	what might have been in 2017 had hillary clinton won
1	mesquite bbq visine selling poorly outside texas
0	photographer highlights kids with rare genetic conditions in stunning photos
0	uk prime minister condemns murder of islamic state hostage kassig
1	cool dentist doesn't give a shit about patients' flossing
0	Ummm because those policies were enacted in an attempt to even out the playing field. I assume you felt it was already even and therefore unnecessary or is that an example of conservative bias?

0

wild truck water-bead stunt ends with child endangerment charge

1

family hesitant about sinking another 40 grand into repairs of dilapidated old grandma

1

reddi-wip casually announces their nozzles can easily fit into most orifices

1

tomato genetically modified to be more expensive

1

egyptians concerned about direction government is toppling in

1

bush arrives at caribbean summit aboard catamaran one

0

john travolta is very thankful for 'dick poop'

0

watch maroon 5's 'snl' performance

0

amid protests, greece passes painful reforms to attain fiscal targets

0

watch fox news personalities slam obama and praise trump over the same thing

1

mta unveils $28 billion plan to renovate subway masturbators

0

'little book of big ideas' is smaller than a safety pin, wiser than you

1

Being' immune' and being 'less prone' do not mean the same thing. I doubt that you will become the poet laureate of Dallas if you do not understand words sweetplums. You are an old camp fruit and a snivelling bigot . Are we talking daddies? What does an old fruit like you know of daddies? I bet he's sure proud of you.emoticonXChicken I wouldnt be proud of having a mincing bigot for a son..must have set his sights low. Do white men still leave a bad taste in your boyfriends mouth sweetplums? You are not married ..

0

taylor swift left nashville a long time ago folks

0

these 'gayby' stars reunited for a new series that's bloody good fun

0

this dance subculture is thriving among black gay men in the south

1

Wouldn't professing atheism cover that? Or were you looking for something else? I'll call mine "Bertrand".

0

ryan coogler would love to see a women of wakanda spinoff

0

starving for a fantasy

1

Dear Jill: P.S. Remember, I gave you the morning after pill? Use it! Or hey make a few thousand dollars and donate it to research (cha-ching)!! P.S.S. Thanks for the herpes! emoticonXGood And you think you have a medical problem, all you have to do is take a pill and you're done with the situation I gave you, but what about the situation you have now given me??? What's that (new) quote: All is fair in Love, sex and war? emoticonXKill Jack

1

philanderer taken back

0

City council vote only, not sure about public sentiment, but from what I gather, most people don't care because they don't own guns. Whenever an issue like this comes up, people who are interested seem to become the loudest, both the pro- and anti-gun crowds.

1

the backstreet boys or 'n sync release new album

0

afi docs: where policy meets art

0

'me and mrs. jones' singer billy paul has died

0

why we run: a philosophical look at the value of running

1

He did finally figure out how to use the quote function, so there is SOME progress!!

0

cutting off politwoops, twitter follows the needs of politicians, not public interest

0

astoria characters: the charity stager

0

why women should stop calling themselves old

0

sunday roundup

0

kentucky clerk kim davis appeals contempt ruling

1

tina yothers fantasy camp files for bankruptcy

1

white house press corps wishes show of solidarity over banned reporter could be for better news organization than cnn

1

'access hollywood' reporter vows to get to very surface of story

0

trump lifts refugee ban but admissions still plummet

0

transgender heroes, yes!

0

surgical tech in needle-swap scandal at swedish medical center has hiv

1

chinese factory workers fear they may never be replaced with machines

1

bollywood remake of fahrenheit 9/11 criticizes bush administration through show-stopping musical numbers

0

news roundup for june 19, 2017

0

So let me get this straight - you admit that you are wrong, and you want me to provide documentation to prove this admission correct? How about we both simply agree that you were wrong and move on.

1

corporation wants media company making branded entertainment to just have fun with it

0

latino democrats arrested protesting trump on immigration

1

hershey's unveils some new chocolate bullshit for you to cram into your fat maw

0

I think you nailed it! I also think that if you are willing to give up your relationship over religion you could be on the border of addiction not faith. (not you personally, but rhetorically)

0

mnuchin warns health care debacle will delay tax reforms

0

rachel mcadams and taylor kitsch might be dating, but who really knows?

0

makeup do's and i prefer you don'ts

1

Oh yes, Mr Behe makes a comfortable living out of selling to the ignorant. His newest book is just a rehash of his old book, and has the very same flaws that have been destroyed over and over again. As for your 'religious authors' being respected.. they are respected perhaps by the fundamentalists that do not understand what science is about.

1

man with new 40-disc cd changer needs 18 more cds

0

tehran. waiting for normality

1

Then you would have to be believe that out of the supposed millions upon millions of people who walked the Earth none of them were pregnant and there were no newborns either. Then again, to be Christian, you also have to believe the world was created in 7 days and their was a Biblical great flood too. The best part about writing a fairytale is that the author gets to make up everything as they go along.

1

stunning e3 announcement reveals new video game consoles to phase out graphics entirely

1

according to bar love-tester, inebriated patron okay to drive

0

study finds older dads may have 'geekier' sons

1

area man guesses he doesn't need mc lyte wikipedia page open anymore

0

this was my story

0

dick masturbates in tickle creek: cops

1

That's an attempt to argue that one can't know the truth. The mere fact people disagree doesn't meant that there is no correct answer. I'm amazed you would come up with such 'logic'.

0

director paul feig says 'men have to speak out' after weinstein sexual assault allegations

1

That explains your excellent use of grammar, word choice and spelling? ROTFLMAO

1

You do realize you just disproved your own basic points yes? The pictures you posted are falsified because abortion clinics and small health clinics contract out to places to have their medical waste incinerated. Good job on failing to realize you just proved Cunx correct.

1

african nation not war-torn

0

Actually, the answer might depend more on the nature of the question, or the particular religious cult of the person being asked, etc. In questions of science, fundamentalists will tell you that the answer was revealed to them by their god in their holy scripture.On the other hand, you are characterizing religion as insanity. I think that you really mean that when religion is offered as science, then that is insane.

0

broken windows, broken trust

0

after 4 years living in asia, i'm suddenly a minority again (and it sucks)

0

disgraced former detroit mayor says michigan lawmakers have long known about flint water crisis

0

Not really. That's the fallacy of exclusion of the middle. Because there are only two choices, if one is wrong somehow, the other is therefore correct. The problem is that there isn't only two choice for sure. Besides, science is wrong all the time, it doesn't prove that creation is right. In fact, for instance, science estaimtes of moon dust have been proven wildly wrong, and those corrections actually harm creation.

0

aol instant messenger to sign off forever after 20 years

1

You must be thinking of physics... last I looked, biologists weren't trying to explain the the creation of the universe. However, we have an excellent handle on the evolution of species, and some pretty reasonable ideas about the origin of life, which is more than your bible ever came up with. I mean... some invisible, bearded guy-in-the-sky zapped it all into existence? Fairytales.

1

obama caught trying to jump white house fence

0

key senate race deeply divides men and women

1

jews' covenant up for renewal with god

0

when hiring, what problems should i avoid?

0

u.s. women's olympic hockey wins gold in nail-biter finish over canada

0

the genius of chinese cooking

0

this is how celebrities spent their summer holidays

1

restaurant entrance doesn't work all damn day to be called 'other door'

0

a new shade of green collaborations taking shape in boulder

1

study finds average american gets most physical exertion waving cell phone around to get signal

0

cher is gifting us with a broadway musical based on her life

1

22-year-old gets job at website

0

gunman kills at least two american advisers in kabul shooting

0

Over 10,000 signatures of Christian Clergy have been collected, and have endorsed this letter.

0

the 1 minute blog. protesters and looting.

1

guy in rome does as the tourists do

0

Guess what, I'm pro-life as well, that is why I'm also pro-choice.

0

'black jesus': beneath the drugs and profanity, is there a message of theological reflection?

1

chuck berry remembers call from cousin about white kid playing 'johnny b. goode'

0

'don't cry for me'

1

trump takes moment to thank all the fear in audience for making this night possible

0

hey nc! check out the awesome move nyc just made for trans people

1

'just take it slow, and you'll be fine,' drunk driver assures self while speeding away in stolen police car

0

what might have been in 2017 had hillary clinton won

1

mesquite bbq visine selling poorly outside texas

0

photographer highlights kids with rare genetic conditions in stunning photos

0

uk prime minister condemns murder of islamic state hostage kassig

1

cool dentist doesn't give a shit about patients' flossing

0

Ummm because those policies were enacted in an attempt to even out the playing field. I assume you felt it was already even and therefore unnecessary or is that an example of conservative bias?