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1	report: 5th floor a bunch of pompous dicks
1	report: many americans too willing to ask for help
1	group cheers after group hears group's name called
1	unsold google glass units to be donated to assholes in africa
1	That makes her a Clinton appointee, not a "good ole Republican" appointee. Nice try, though. emoticonXCensored
0	fans erupt over fate of elias koteas' olinsky on 'chicago p.d.'
1	asian guy has separate group of just asian friends
0	What this highlights is that the laws of the land are ignored and some people try to place the blame on the victims.
0	escaping ebola: a dangerous journey from the desert to the mediterranean sea
0	selena gomez defends controversial scenes in '13 reasons why'
1	I do recognise the truth, but you know nothing of it. When I hit the other side I'll be in the ground, rotting just like you will be, though I suspect the earth round you will be somewhat more bitter.
1	jonathan franzen rushes over to guy on subway reading 'the corrections' to introduce himself
0	fyi, not all moms transform into hardcore tea drinkers on mother's day
1	coroner excited for first asian
0	5-minute hairstyles -- for real!
0	is the 'gay parent trap' killing queer culture?
0	So, you accept Geology, and in turn accept the fact that the earth is around 4.56 billion years old (and not the literalist age given by fundies who worship the bible). And yet you reject all of the discoveries of geology (the fossil record, etc.) that evolution explains perfectly. And, as Pandion said before, it stands alone and shows the fact that life has existed in other forms billions of years ago, and humans only appeared recently. BTW, the "fools" that are denying the validity of Geology as a legitimate science are your fellow creationists. As to the bible answering "how did we get here", it is as good and trustworthy at that as any other mythology of any other civilization. The bible is mostly a collection of myths, folklore, fairy-tales, and politically influenced propoganda.
1	replacement socialite cunt sought for simple life cast
0	easy vol au vent appetizers with brie and jam
0	an introvert's guide to throwing a solid holiday party
0	17 weather-ready snow boots that aren't ugly
1	neighbors remember serial killer as serial killer
0	as global policy moves to expand digital rights, u.s faces crucial fight over equal access to the internet
1	hunter, would you be interested in actually discussing this logically? or do you simply wish to toss out empty assertions and run away when challenged? if your view is the truth, then you have no reason to run.
0	Actually, at the moment I was conceived, someone else became aware of me becoming a human. Brain development does not define a human, it is our potential that helps define us.
1	affable detective with healthy personal life hasn't solved case in months
0	new gop health care bill is even worse than the first
0	adam levine performs 'lost stars' with maroon 5 at the oscars
0	guys, someone edited chris farley into the 'mission: impossible' trailer
0	martin o'malley backs $15 national minimum wage
0	4 classic italian wines that are easily available in the u.s.
0	kerry washington compares fashion to fine art in marie claire
1	area cat allergic to kevin strenlow dander
0	thousands march in washington, d.c. heat to demand trump act on climate change
1	Oh I understand plenty. What you want is a system where a person is held responsible for crimes that they didn't commit. You want "guilty by association" extended to the point of ridiculousness where anybody who even met the criminal even once can be held as an accomplice.
1	Funny. Foreigners are always cited when liberals talk about how great gun control is and how much good can come from it.
0	america, the next hobby lobby case is heading for the supreme court
1	adult film industry replaces 500 porn stars with hydraulic robotic fisting arm
0	a meditation a day keeps the money fears away
0	5 steps to an instant mental break
1	voice coming from dnc sound system during sanders address clearly hillary clinton's
0	israeli prime minister netanyahu eyed in bribery probe, court says
0	If everytime I say something you(you in the general sense) bring out "that is oppressive to women" then please don't bother posting. If you don't believe in it you don't...I guess you could say if you don't support drugs you are oppressing the drug users....but you really arent.
0	homeland security finally vows to fully join investigation into 'hate-inspired attacks'
0	this man's tweets cryptically pay homage to a smash mouth classic
0	shots reported for 2nd day at mississippi military site
1	stripper surprised she only talked to 2 homicide detectives today
0	as iranians vote for peace, trump helps saudi arabia pick another fight
1	masked vigilante takes terrorizing black community into own hands after local law enforcement fails to do so
0	donald trump: pulse attack 'wouldn't have happened' if 1 person had been armed
1	frenzied trump supporters admit they'd be just as happy tearing him to pieces
0	a year removed from trump's election, his rise and shortcomings hearken back to the 1960s
0	6 ways to reduce plastic waste this summer
0	restaurant teaches former inmates to cook, helps them get back on their feet
1	cheney regrets buying bush laser pointer
0	caitlyn jenner on bathing suits: 'don't know if i'm ready to expose myself'
0	the whiteness break — focusing on ourselves, solidarity, healing and trust
0	But didn't they tell you? They outsourced your job to me!
1	relationship experts say mailing body part to ex on valentine's day only way to win them back
0	cosme: an invitation always accepted
0	paul ryan on removing devin nunes: 'the tax cuts are working'
1	priebus grateful he had so little dignity to begin with
0	google translate update may save you a lot of money
0	cvs is reportedly in talks to acquire aetna
1	this great song, bar sources report
0	shooting at copenhagen synagogue leaves 1 dead, 2 officers wounded
0	the makeup packing question
1	Are there many liberal democrat left wing thinking born again Christians? Weird huh?
1	area man can't wait to get home to look out new window
0	how the american health care act can affect autism coverage
1	bin laden vineyard falling into disrepair
1	What's sick is your theological comprehension. God took Ananias and Sapphira (Acts chapter 5) off the earth just for lying. And you want to give JFK, the serial adulterer, a pass? That's how lame your theological thinking is.
1	presidential radio address pledge drive in its final day
1	lady gaga kidnaps commissioner gordon
0	buzz aldrin blasts off with the air force thunderbirds, sets record
0	nba stars and coaches share heartfelt stories about flip saunders
0	maría tomás-keegan's gps guide for lifting yourself up
1	ipod made by chinese children to benefit african children
1	study: marriages between perfectly matched couples should still only last about 15 years
0	donald trump's transition gets 'historically low' marks
1	It looks like just Mucusaur, you and me, along with an entire thread of bots! (I'm not too sure about Mucusaur, to be honest!) ;)
0	new photos of kit harington give 'got' fans hope
0	trumpcare is coming to iowa, and your state may be next
0	Well, you didn't have my experiences, now did you? Each woman who has an abortion coul have innumerous circumstances and experiences.
1	christian juggler regrets years wasted as secular juggler
1	When do you advocate breeding blond haired, blue eyed citizens to purify the US?
0	donald trump leads by 20 points. here's why he could still lose.
0	Actually, with more data that changes the number of assumptions required, it is possible to reach a greater degree of certainty about something. The greater degree of certainty you reach, the better you will be able to apply your findings.
0	donald trump threatens 35 percent tariff as 'retribution' for companies that move abroad
0	a good night's sleep could protect you from the common cold
0	the hidden heroes of gaziantep
1	everyone on flight annoyed by screaming kid rock
1	daddy hitting mommy again
0	global artists come together for anti-trump track celebrating queer love
0	when a river is a person: from ecuador to new zealand, nature gets its day in court
1	mop used to clean minor spill now permanent addition to living room
1	emotional el chapo reunited with family following passage of criminal justice reform bill
0	voters face some confusion at polls in alabama special election
1	fema dispatches crews to do whatever they need to do to look busy
1	fire department deploys unmarked trucks

1

report: 5th floor a bunch of pompous dicks

1

report: many americans too willing to ask for help

1

group cheers after group hears group's name called

1

unsold google glass units to be donated to assholes in africa

1

That makes her a Clinton appointee, not a "good ole Republican" appointee. Nice try, though. emoticonXCensored

0

fans erupt over fate of elias koteas' olinsky on 'chicago p.d.'

1

asian guy has separate group of just asian friends

0

What this highlights is that the laws of the land are ignored and some people try to place the blame on the victims.

0

escaping ebola: a dangerous journey from the desert to the mediterranean sea

0

selena gomez defends controversial scenes in '13 reasons why'

1

I do recognise the truth, but you know nothing of it. When I hit the other side I'll be in the ground, rotting just like you will be, though I suspect the earth round you will be somewhat more bitter.

1

jonathan franzen rushes over to guy on subway reading 'the corrections' to introduce himself

0

fyi, not all moms transform into hardcore tea drinkers on mother's day

1

coroner excited for first asian

0

5-minute hairstyles -- for real!

0

is the 'gay parent trap' killing queer culture?

0

So, you accept Geology, and in turn accept the fact that the earth is around 4.56 billion years old (and not the literalist age given by fundies who worship the bible). And yet you reject all of the discoveries of geology (the fossil record, etc.) that evolution explains perfectly. And, as Pandion said before, it stands alone and shows the fact that life has existed in other forms billions of years ago, and humans only appeared recently. BTW, the "fools" that are denying the validity of Geology as a legitimate science are your fellow creationists. As to the bible answering "how did we get here", it is as good and trustworthy at that as any other mythology of any other civilization. The bible is mostly a collection of myths, folklore, fairy-tales, and politically influenced propoganda.

1

replacement socialite cunt sought for simple life cast

0

easy vol au vent appetizers with brie and jam

0

an introvert's guide to throwing a solid holiday party

0

17 weather-ready snow boots that aren't ugly

1

neighbors remember serial killer as serial killer

0

as global policy moves to expand digital rights, u.s faces crucial fight over equal access to the internet

1

hunter, would you be interested in actually discussing this logically? or do you simply wish to toss out empty assertions and run away when challenged? if your view is the truth, then you have no reason to run.

0

Actually, at the moment I was conceived, someone else became aware of me becoming a human. Brain development does not define a human, it is our potential that helps define us.

1

affable detective with healthy personal life hasn't solved case in months

0

new gop health care bill is even worse than the first

0

adam levine performs 'lost stars' with maroon 5 at the oscars

0

guys, someone edited chris farley into the 'mission: impossible' trailer

0

martin o'malley backs $15 national minimum wage

0

4 classic italian wines that are easily available in the u.s.

0

kerry washington compares fashion to fine art in marie claire

1

area cat allergic to kevin strenlow dander

0

thousands march in washington, d.c. heat to demand trump act on climate change

1

Oh I understand plenty. What you want is a system where a person is held responsible for crimes that they didn't commit. You want "guilty by association" extended to the point of ridiculousness where anybody who even met the criminal even once can be held as an accomplice.

1

Funny. Foreigners are always cited when liberals talk about how great gun control is and how much good can come from it.

0

america, the next hobby lobby case is heading for the supreme court

1

adult film industry replaces 500 porn stars with hydraulic robotic fisting arm

0

a meditation a day keeps the money fears away

0

5 steps to an instant mental break

1

voice coming from dnc sound system during sanders address clearly hillary clinton's

0

israeli prime minister netanyahu eyed in bribery probe, court says

0

If everytime I say something you(you in the general sense) bring out "that is oppressive to women" then please don't bother posting. If you don't believe in it you don't...I guess you could say if you don't support drugs you are oppressing the drug users....but you really arent.

0

homeland security finally vows to fully join investigation into 'hate-inspired attacks'

0

this man's tweets cryptically pay homage to a smash mouth classic

0

shots reported for 2nd day at mississippi military site

1

stripper surprised she only talked to 2 homicide detectives today

0

as iranians vote for peace, trump helps saudi arabia pick another fight

1

masked vigilante takes terrorizing black community into own hands after local law enforcement fails to do so

0

donald trump: pulse attack 'wouldn't have happened' if 1 person had been armed

1

frenzied trump supporters admit they'd be just as happy tearing him to pieces

0

a year removed from trump's election, his rise and shortcomings hearken back to the 1960s

0

6 ways to reduce plastic waste this summer

0

restaurant teaches former inmates to cook, helps them get back on their feet

1

cheney regrets buying bush laser pointer

0

caitlyn jenner on bathing suits: 'don't know if i'm ready to expose myself'

0

the whiteness break — focusing on ourselves, solidarity, healing and trust

0

But didn't they tell you? They outsourced your job to me!

1

relationship experts say mailing body part to ex on valentine's day only way to win them back

0

cosme: an invitation always accepted

0

paul ryan on removing devin nunes: 'the tax cuts are working'

1

priebus grateful he had so little dignity to begin with

0

google translate update may save you a lot of money

0

cvs is reportedly in talks to acquire aetna

1

this great song, bar sources report

0

shooting at copenhagen synagogue leaves 1 dead, 2 officers wounded

0

the makeup packing question

1

Are there many liberal democrat left wing thinking born again Christians? Weird huh?

1

area man can't wait to get home to look out new window

0

how the american health care act can affect autism coverage

1

bin laden vineyard falling into disrepair

1

What's sick is your theological comprehension. God took Ananias and Sapphira (Acts chapter 5) off the earth just for lying. And you want to give JFK, the serial adulterer, a pass? That's how lame your theological thinking is.

1

presidential radio address pledge drive in its final day

1

lady gaga kidnaps commissioner gordon

0

buzz aldrin blasts off with the air force thunderbirds, sets record

0

nba stars and coaches share heartfelt stories about flip saunders

0

maría tomás-keegan's gps guide for lifting yourself up

1

ipod made by chinese children to benefit african children

1

study: marriages between perfectly matched couples should still only last about 15 years

0

donald trump's transition gets 'historically low' marks

1

It looks like just Mucusaur, you and me, along with an entire thread of bots! (I'm not too sure about Mucusaur, to be honest!) ;)

0

new photos of kit harington give 'got' fans hope

0

trumpcare is coming to iowa, and your state may be next

0

Well, you didn't have my experiences, now did you? Each woman who has an abortion coul have innumerous circumstances and experiences.

1

christian juggler regrets years wasted as secular juggler

1

When do you advocate breeding blond haired, blue eyed citizens to purify the US?

0

donald trump leads by 20 points. here's why he could still lose.

0

Actually, with more data that changes the number of assumptions required, it is possible to reach a greater degree of certainty about something. The greater degree of certainty you reach, the better you will be able to apply your findings.

0

donald trump threatens 35 percent tariff as 'retribution' for companies that move abroad

0

a good night's sleep could protect you from the common cold

0

the hidden heroes of gaziantep

1

everyone on flight annoyed by screaming kid rock

1

daddy hitting mommy again

0

global artists come together for anti-trump track celebrating queer love

0

when a river is a person: from ecuador to new zealand, nature gets its day in court

1

mop used to clean minor spill now permanent addition to living room

1

emotional el chapo reunited with family following passage of criminal justice reform bill

0

voters face some confusion at polls in alabama special election

1

fema dispatches crews to do whatever they need to do to look busy

1

fire department deploys unmarked trucks