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1	Not according to your propaganda. All lefties want more and more government, they want a total nannystate government. You can't have it both ways.
1	toddler scientists finally determine number of peas that fit into ear canal
1	supreme court cock-blocks iowa man
0	when to fight with a kid and when to just give up
0	floyd mayweather jr. stripped of title from manny pacquiao fight
0	carli lloyd correctly says she's the best player in the world
0	democratic party gives bernie sanders bigger role in shaping its platform
1	'fuck you,' obama says in hilarious correspondents' dinner speech
0	greece hopes to conclude bailout talks this week
1	Dude, seriously, ask your parents permission before getting on the computer, please. That's what I thought Archie. Do you ever get tired of being so predictably dishonest and detestable?
0	chrissy teigen gives the middle finger to her pregnancy critics
1	child running around house in bathing suit has no immediate plans to visit body of water
1	family requests privacy during this unbelievably awesome time
0	donald trump channels the ghost of richard nixon
1	immigrant child still hoping to achieve american dream of better cage
0	man robbed own grandmother, forced her to drink alcohol: police
1	genetically modified chicken lays its own dipping sauce
1	'is it too late to audition?' asks perfect actor for role, poking head into room just as producers were giving up hope
0	Actually, I am of the opinion that the fetus has no natural rights of its own. Any rights we grant to a person as a citizen or national are granted at the moment of birth. By granting equal rights to a 3week old fetus that you do to a 20 year old man, you are endangering the rights of the woman who carries that child. Yes, I believe that in most circumstances, the child should be carried to term, but there are exceptions to every rule, and I'm not quite ready to forsake the lives and health of women to protect unborn children. Yes, I think the unborn child is worthy of protection, but not any more so than the mother, in fact probably less.
0	'harry potter' actor dave legeno dead after hiking in death valley
0	the end of the big oil and gas game has come
0	watch these 50 celebrities totally kill it at the ice bucket challenge
0	hunters need to start talking about guns more
1	Oh vey! Vat du they say about the U.S. Marshals service committing more crimes than people they have actually arrested for a crime?
0	pressure to defund planned parenthood increases for gop
0	a good news story about 'imperfect' pregnancy
0	fighting and airstrikes continue throughout yemen as dialogue remains distant
0	legends of new york's latex ball celebrate the history of voguing
0	for his new act, beloved drag queen john 'lypsinka' epperson is a man unmasked
1	seasonal depression to take over for chronic depression for a few months
1	I have heard of big-headed families. I have heard of square-headed families. I have even heard of Cone-headed families....but gay-headed families? There is just something not right about including the word gay and head in the same sentence. :p
0	fearless veteran celebrates 90th birthday on top of a plane
0	[quote=Voice Of Reason] ......then fry them............[quote] My father was a big, tough man, a twice wounded veteran of WWII, former Cop. When I asked him what the worst thing he ever witnessed was, he answered that it was an execution (electrocution). He said that he had seen a lot of bad things - bodies blown apart, maggots crawling out of a dead man's eyes, but the most barbaric thing he ever saw was a man being killed (fried) by the state. Dono
1	new 'baby weinstein' tapes prepare infants for career in entertainment law
0	the trailer for netflix's 'richie rich' reboot is here
0	trump's plan on prescription drug prices looks nothing like what he promised
0	orlando foundation releases preview art of interim pulse memorial
0	Actually, it's not. The big bang theory is also science. What exactly do you think the big bang theory is? What evidence do you think supports it? What evidence is there against it? why do you disagree? What is your education in cosmology - in other words, why is your disagreement rational?
0	considering self-employment? 7 questions to ask yourself
1	nation demands more slow-motion footage of syrup cascading onto pancakes
0	Let's not confuse our readers. supersport is not saying it's evolution; he's saying that "evolutionists" say that it's evolution. It should be clear now to the readers that scientists recognized perfectly well that this is an example of plasticity.
0	And Atilla's army of as many as 1/2 million men was beaten and forced into retreat by the Romans and Visigoths in 451AD. A year later, he was forced to make peace after devastating the Roman countryside...but NOT Rome itself.He died a year later in 453AD.
0	I think you do not know what you are talking about. Your description fits the matter "god" you belive in.
1	good news kept from parents out of fear of proving them right
1	Jyoshu. Come back to earth. How often do you see the term "bigot" thrown around on these message boards against other posters?
0	why we're lucky if we get to be old
1	sixth grader begins work on pony trilogy
0	The reported killings in European countries have rivaled the levels of Columbine. Quite a feat for a country with strict gun control laws. How can even a rare and isolated incident in a country with draconian gun control, meet or exceed something that's supposedly relatively common in America?
1	sheepish secret service agent can't explain how vacuum cleaner salesman got into oval office
0	international women's day
0	rnc chair says they lose acting normal, so why not give trump a shot
1	wheelchair basketball game enjoyed for all the wrong reasons
1	alabama quietly strikes bo bice day from state calendar
1	area man dead of fries
1	powerball officials remove plastic balls from pig urine brine
1	national trust for historic preservation raises millions to demolish trump's boyhood home
1	fcc assures nation their favorite verizon websites won't be affected by net neutrality repeal
1	hippie very involved in hippie non-sports
0	'13 reasons why': stop telling young women true love will save them
1	Gansao shines like the sun compared to you. The only shine you're going to have is the glow from your fat frying in the Pit when you die. emoticonXBouncer
1	report: middle class running dangerously low on things to be squeezed out of
0	trump responds to supreme court abortion ruling
0	13 ghastly money mistakes that could come back to haunt you
1	fiona apple releases egg sac
0	mass protests planned if trump fires deputy attorney general rosenstein
1	car passengers launch urgent, mid-street investigation into whether woman in parking spot coming or going
0	sheldon adelson looks to harry reid for a big favor
0	the one thing you never want to hear tim gunn say about your outfit
1	area woman decides not to post facebook status that would have tipped gun control debate
0	If humans are parasites can I kill you because parasites have no worth.
1	u.s. soldiers ask rumsfeld if they could get surprise visit from loved ones instead
0	this cruise ship from hell will make you wish you'd gone on a road trip
0	between addict and recovery: look how far you've come
1	Yeah, so if on my math test, I put "The answer is 7 because my god says so" and the teacher marks it wrong, he's the XXXXX?
1	completely sober employee still embarrassing self at company party
1	channeling easyrider OOh, those liberal theologists have abandon the word of god. LOL, Get a new dog /channeling
0	why america demonizes its teachers
1	laptop really getting off from having both usb ports stuffed
0	10 ways ridiculously successful people think differently
0	the peshawar tragedy shows that pakistan needs a new religious narrative
1	$80 million movie scrapped after footage reveals brad pitt had spinach stuck in teeth for entire film
1	woman leaving meeting worried she came off as too competent
0	As much as it pains me I'm going to agree with Mathew here. If you own a private business then you should be able to hire and fire people for whatever reason you want. If a private company only wants to employ one gender that should be their choice. If a private company only wanted to employ people choosing a gay lifestyle, I would support their right to do so. I also support a persons right to not use businesses who have hiring practices they don't agree with.Note: I don't include gov't in this, the rules are and should be different for government.
0	'broad city' creators take 'accountability' for using 'white dude power' to bolster show
1	rain-drenched cat announces it ready to stay inside and be part of family
0	Well, there's plenty of scientific evidence about fetal development, such that we can confidently say no "person" is established up to a certain stage in a pregnancy.I think the decision should be up to the woman, as under U.S. law. Between her and her doctor, whoever else she freely chooses to share with. I think, at some point, in a normally developing pregnancy, a very fuzzy looking line is crossed. But that's why we have state regulations during the third trimester.IMO, Latin American countries, until this day, are unduly under the influence of the Church, superstition and ignorance.
1	white house adds eight inches to white house fence
0	the beyhive swarms rachael ray, thinking she is rachel roy
1	nation's flag nerds anxiously watching d.c. statehood push
1	Which is why the "medical establishment" endorses smoking, drinking heavily and a fatty diet, with no excercise, because they believe we are predestined by our genes, right? Why do you persist with these blatant lies?
0	the false divide between digital vs. traditional media
0	how 'brooklyn' became the year's best book adaptation
0	dozens dead after suicide bomber blows himself up near kabul shrine
0	internet, a double-edged sword stained with fake news and censorship
1	So biology didn't exist before the theory of evolution was formulated?
0	How many cases have there been of a person having their personal firearm taken right out of their hands by a criminal, never to be seen again?
0	i've no problems with gay couples marrying if they have kids straight couples can adopt as well
0	elizabeth warren 1, wall street clown 0
0	trevor noah defends obama from conservative criticism on police brutality
1	How old are you, Steeeeve? How is it that you know absolutely that there were no hordes of women without anywhere to go or sleeping in the streets? Were you there on the spot? Did you witness that?

1

Not according to your propaganda. All lefties want more and more government, they want a total nannystate government. You can't have it both ways.

1

toddler scientists finally determine number of peas that fit into ear canal

1

supreme court cock-blocks iowa man

0

when to fight with a kid and when to just give up

0

floyd mayweather jr. stripped of title from manny pacquiao fight

0

carli lloyd correctly says she's the best player in the world

0

democratic party gives bernie sanders bigger role in shaping its platform

1

'fuck you,' obama says in hilarious correspondents' dinner speech

0

greece hopes to conclude bailout talks this week

1

Dude, seriously, ask your parents permission before getting on the computer, please. That's what I thought Archie. Do you ever get tired of being so predictably dishonest and detestable?

0

chrissy teigen gives the middle finger to her pregnancy critics

1

child running around house in bathing suit has no immediate plans to visit body of water

1

family requests privacy during this unbelievably awesome time

0

donald trump channels the ghost of richard nixon

1

immigrant child still hoping to achieve american dream of better cage

0

man robbed own grandmother, forced her to drink alcohol: police

1

genetically modified chicken lays its own dipping sauce

1

'is it too late to audition?' asks perfect actor for role, poking head into room just as producers were giving up hope

0

Actually, I am of the opinion that the fetus has no natural rights of its own. Any rights we grant to a person as a citizen or national are granted at the moment of birth. By granting equal rights to a 3week old fetus that you do to a 20 year old man, you are endangering the rights of the woman who carries that child. Yes, I believe that in most circumstances, the child should be carried to term, but there are exceptions to every rule, and I'm not quite ready to forsake the lives and health of women to protect unborn children. Yes, I think the unborn child is worthy of protection, but not any more so than the mother, in fact probably less.

0

'harry potter' actor dave legeno dead after hiking in death valley

0

the end of the big oil and gas game has come

0

watch these 50 celebrities totally kill it at the ice bucket challenge

0

hunters need to start talking about guns more

1

Oh vey! Vat du they say about the U.S. Marshals service committing more crimes than people they have actually arrested for a crime?

0

pressure to defund planned parenthood increases for gop

0

a good news story about 'imperfect' pregnancy

0

fighting and airstrikes continue throughout yemen as dialogue remains distant

0

legends of new york's latex ball celebrate the history of voguing

0

for his new act, beloved drag queen john 'lypsinka' epperson is a man unmasked

1

seasonal depression to take over for chronic depression for a few months

1

I have heard of big-headed families. I have heard of square-headed families. I have even heard of Cone-headed families....but gay-headed families? There is just something not right about including the word gay and head in the same sentence. :p

0

fearless veteran celebrates 90th birthday on top of a plane

0

[quote=Voice Of Reason] ......then fry them............[quote] My father was a big, tough man, a twice wounded veteran of WWII, former Cop. When I asked him what the worst thing he ever witnessed was, he answered that it was an execution (electrocution). He said that he had seen a lot of bad things - bodies blown apart, maggots crawling out of a dead man's eyes, but the most barbaric thing he ever saw was a man being killed (fried) by the state. Dono

1

new 'baby weinstein' tapes prepare infants for career in entertainment law

0

the trailer for netflix's 'richie rich' reboot is here

0

trump's plan on prescription drug prices looks nothing like what he promised

0

orlando foundation releases preview art of interim pulse memorial

0

Actually, it's not. The big bang theory is also science. What exactly do you think the big bang theory is? What evidence do you think supports it? What evidence is there against it? why do you disagree? What is your education in cosmology - in other words, why is your disagreement rational?

0

considering self-employment? 7 questions to ask yourself

1

nation demands more slow-motion footage of syrup cascading onto pancakes

0

Let's not confuse our readers. supersport is not saying it's evolution; he's saying that "evolutionists" say that it's evolution. It should be clear now to the readers that scientists recognized perfectly well that this is an example of plasticity.

0

And Atilla's army of as many as 1/2 million men was beaten and forced into retreat by the Romans and Visigoths in 451AD. A year later, he was forced to make peace after devastating the Roman countryside...but NOT Rome itself.He died a year later in 453AD.

0

I think you do not know what you are talking about. Your description fits the matter "god" you belive in.

1

good news kept from parents out of fear of proving them right

1

Jyoshu. Come back to earth. How often do you see the term "bigot" thrown around on these message boards against other posters?

0

why we're lucky if we get to be old

1

sixth grader begins work on pony trilogy

0

The reported killings in European countries have rivaled the levels of Columbine. Quite a feat for a country with strict gun control laws. How can even a rare and isolated incident in a country with draconian gun control, meet or exceed something that's supposedly relatively common in America?

1

sheepish secret service agent can't explain how vacuum cleaner salesman got into oval office

0

international women's day

0

rnc chair says they lose acting normal, so why not give trump a shot

1

wheelchair basketball game enjoyed for all the wrong reasons

1

alabama quietly strikes bo bice day from state calendar

1

area man dead of fries

1

powerball officials remove plastic balls from pig urine brine

1

national trust for historic preservation raises millions to demolish trump's boyhood home

1

fcc assures nation their favorite verizon websites won't be affected by net neutrality repeal

1

hippie very involved in hippie non-sports

0

'13 reasons why': stop telling young women true love will save them

1

Gansao shines like the sun compared to you. The only shine you're going to have is the glow from your fat frying in the Pit when you die. emoticonXBouncer

1

report: middle class running dangerously low on things to be squeezed out of

0

trump responds to supreme court abortion ruling

0

13 ghastly money mistakes that could come back to haunt you

1

fiona apple releases egg sac

0

mass protests planned if trump fires deputy attorney general rosenstein

1

car passengers launch urgent, mid-street investigation into whether woman in parking spot coming or going

0

sheldon adelson looks to harry reid for a big favor

0

the one thing you never want to hear tim gunn say about your outfit

1

area woman decides not to post facebook status that would have tipped gun control debate

0

If humans are parasites can I kill you because parasites have no worth.

1

u.s. soldiers ask rumsfeld if they could get surprise visit from loved ones instead

0

this cruise ship from hell will make you wish you'd gone on a road trip

0

between addict and recovery: look how far you've come

1

Yeah, so if on my math test, I put "The answer is 7 because my god says so" and the teacher marks it wrong, he's the XXXXX?

1

completely sober employee still embarrassing self at company party

1

channeling easyrider OOh, those liberal theologists have abandon the word of god. LOL, Get a new dog /channeling

0

why america demonizes its teachers

1

laptop really getting off from having both usb ports stuffed

0

10 ways ridiculously successful people think differently

0

the peshawar tragedy shows that pakistan needs a new religious narrative

1

$80 million movie scrapped after footage reveals brad pitt had spinach stuck in teeth for entire film

1

woman leaving meeting worried she came off as too competent

0

As much as it pains me I'm going to agree with Mathew here. If you own a private business then you should be able to hire and fire people for whatever reason you want. If a private company only wants to employ one gender that should be their choice. If a private company only wanted to employ people choosing a gay lifestyle, I would support their right to do so. I also support a persons right to not use businesses who have hiring practices they don't agree with.Note: I don't include gov't in this, the rules are and should be different for government.

0

'broad city' creators take 'accountability' for using 'white dude power' to bolster show

1

rain-drenched cat announces it ready to stay inside and be part of family

0

Well, there's plenty of scientific evidence about fetal development, such that we can confidently say no "person" is established up to a certain stage in a pregnancy.I think the decision should be up to the woman, as under U.S. law. Between her and her doctor, whoever else she freely chooses to share with. I think, at some point, in a normally developing pregnancy, a very fuzzy looking line is crossed. But that's why we have state regulations during the third trimester.IMO, Latin American countries, until this day, are unduly under the influence of the Church, superstition and ignorance.

1

white house adds eight inches to white house fence

0

the beyhive swarms rachael ray, thinking she is rachel roy

1

nation's flag nerds anxiously watching d.c. statehood push

1

Which is why the "medical establishment" endorses smoking, drinking heavily and a fatty diet, with no excercise, because they believe we are predestined by our genes, right? Why do you persist with these blatant lies?

0

the false divide between digital vs. traditional media

0

how 'brooklyn' became the year's best book adaptation

0

dozens dead after suicide bomber blows himself up near kabul shrine

0

internet, a double-edged sword stained with fake news and censorship

1

So biology didn't exist before the theory of evolution was formulated?

0

How many cases have there been of a person having their personal firearm taken right out of their hands by a criminal, never to be seen again?

0

i've no problems with gay couples marrying if they have kids straight couples can adopt as well

0

elizabeth warren 1, wall street clown 0

0

trevor noah defends obama from conservative criticism on police brutality

1

How old are you, Steeeeve? How is it that you know absolutely that there were no hordes of women without anywhere to go or sleeping in the streets? Were you there on the spot? Did you witness that?