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1	grandchild, grandfather equally dreading collaboration for school interview project
0	tanzania reality show tackles gender inequality, awards women farmers cash and farm tools
0	5 wedding planning realities all brides and grooms should know
0	watch the moving lesbian storyline that got cut from 'love actually'
1	study: uttering phrase, 'marriage is hard work,' number one predictor of divorce
1	'let's all say what we're grateful for,' says mother who apparently believes she's in a norman fucking rockwell painting
1	horrifying doll sitting on neighbor's porch whether it's halloween or not
0	this country's capital just made it punishable to catcall women
1	hero firefighter: 'i'm a hero'
0	Psh Leiberman is a one man party that much is true. He's a lone wolf and by all rights I hope the whole pack of dogs eat him up...I'm personally getting fed up with politics... Change we can believe in.. Yeah getting republicans and democrats to work together is like getting Palestinian and Israelis to build a joint place of worship... or even a wal mart.. NEVER gonna happen...Oh and the only hope I have is that Costco is still hiring cause this economy is XXXX.....emoticonXKill
0	Well, I have heard people on the pro-gun side say that most defensive gun uses don't involve firing even one round. So limiting the capacity would probably have less of an effect on the ability to defend yourself than on crime. So why are people from the gun lobby always whining about restrictions like this? When semi-automatic rifles were banned in Australia, hunters welcomed the law. They saw it as a challenge because it takes greater skill to shoot an animal with a bolt action rifle. Not so in America where some gun owners like to use guns that could take down planes to shoot small animals.
0	Though I know you directed this question at Cthulhu, I will nonetheless jump in to say that I would quickly choose the newborn mentally retarded baby to live and the zygote to die. That is obvious to me since the mentally retarded baby is a currently existing person vs. the zygote being merely a potential person. That zygote may have more potential for the future but the decision is being made in the present. I would feel far more guilt in sentencing a real person to die than in sentencing a potential person (now merely a cell) to die.
0	elite universities are compromising student mental healthcare amid heightened stress culture
1	takeout burrito shielded from cold as though it were week-old newborn
1	woman masturbates to concept of commitment
1	reverend blessed with nine-inch penis
0	amazon is starting black friday sales a full week early
1	Kudos to Dubya! I thought that Brown was, well I don't know, INCOMPETENT!
1	mandatory unisex golden globes uniforms keep focus on stars' work
0	you based this (and other claims) on a summary of the biomorphs program at website that either a) didn't also provide dawkins limitations on the program or b) had the limitations and you didn't bother to relay this information to the forum. You then make incredulous statements about how unrealistic the biomorphs are. any quotations of web pages are irrelevant because they do not address the basic issue that you are suggesting dawkins puts the biomorphs forth as a model of evolution and natural selection. This is not true as i have quoted part of his book that puts limitations on the biomorphs program, and draws attention to what "morals" should be drawn out of the biomorphs.
0	In older times man had more questions without answers than today. Some men believed if a God of fire because they did not understand what fire was. Because of their misunderstanding they invented an answer, the Fire God. Today we know exactly what fire is and we don't need to invoke some mythical explanation. Today's atheists know that there are many other questions we don't have answers for and it's OK to simply say we don't know instead of buying into the whole "let's-invent-some-god-to-explain-it" mentality....
0	Then why can't you explain an unreflective fertility and abortion rates between 1972-1979 here in America or how the Polish fertility rate never increased after the 1993 referendum that criminalized abortion? Prove to me when criminalizing abortion has ever decreased it's demand. So far you haven'tonly provided empty rhetoric. The pro-life movement thoroughly brainwashes it's supporters to believe such jibberish.
1	So if I go out and buy a Brand X car and then regret it a year later, does that mean that nobody should be allowed to go out and buy a Brand X car? Am I entitled to have an opinion and share it with others...sure. However, could others purchase a Brand X car and never regret it...absolutely. Should my negative experience be used to prevent others from engaging in something that they might consider positive? Sounds kinda fascist to me.
0	sean hannity gets brutally rejected by attorney for moore accuser
1	mike pence condemns female senators for wantonly sharing senate floor with male colleagues after dark
1	blizzard bringing back original 'world of warcraft' so thousands of gamers can relive most depressing era of their lives
1	Wow, everyone's just shakin' in their boots that your imaginary god will magick them off the earth! emoticonXKillemoticonXKillemoticonXKillemoticonXBanghead
0	everyone thinks this is lady gaga's character in 'american horror story'
0	paris terror harms france, islam, and the world
1	nude aides huddled around trump assure him no one wearing wire
1	Does she shampoo your beard and iron your turban too? Towel head.
0	what cutting americorps would mean for public lands
1	florida passes strict ban on being unarmed
0	On what grounds do you seek to redefine the institution of marriage from it's accepted standard in this country?
1	Getting nervous? BTW, I think Anthony Flew is wrong about the Christian God. Jesus Christ is the very Son of God and God! I hardly see a "despotic" bone in Jesus. Oh, I see, whipping the money changers, I guess some just have no back bone, and can't picture honest for real, righteous indignation!
0	kelly clarkson covered 'give me one reason' because she's the best
1	Well, considering how ambiguous and contradictory the Christian scriptures are, I guess this interpetation makes as much sense as any of the others.
0	gop blames 'lackluster' candidate and his 'porn stache' for pennsylvania setback
0	It is clearly not a strawman argument. I think he doesn't know what "straw man" means and I think he is meaning to say "red herring."It isn't a red herring either; it's a perfectly logically related question. I would guess he doesn't see that as he neither understands evolution nor bacterial resistance and, thus, the relationship.
0	a plethora of patio plants
1	'these last two are gonna be real turds,' george r.r. martin assures fans
1	How about you post all the " Great Amount" of evidence concerning the Gospel Mythology. The fact that you don't even bother to read the actual information and form an argument tells me you have nothing......
0	this is the advice colin powell gave hillary clinton on using private email
0	climate change gets its due in the democratic debate
0	california's golden healthcare opportunity
1	new 'avengers' fan theory suggests key to beating thanos could be nothing because he not real and none of this exists
1	Doesn't count. Took place in a "gun free zone". By law no guns are allowed there, so by law this incident couldn't take place.
0	why america needs its national parks more than ever
0	longing to finally visit the cuba of my dreams
0	watch live: pro-volleyball star gabby reece dishes on nbc's new fitness show
1	report: friend's apartment not nice enough to be asking people to take off shoes
1	pictures of smiling group of people taken where john lennon was murdered
0	here's how bendy your body actually gets during yoga class
0	man accused of killing dad for not getting him fast food
0	trump returns from foreign trip to high-stakes drama in washington
0	jim jeffords: a founder of the movement to expand afterschool programs, a hero to children and families
1	applebee's to offer divorced-father-and-child specials every other weekend
1	steel drum knows it has so much more to offer than tropical vibes
1	You're equating atheism and homosexuality with terrorism and drug dealing? Really? Can you stop being a reactionary dolt long enough to convince me you're worth even trying to converse with? If not, I'll understand... and not be surprised.
0	how to really listen in a difficult conversation (6.2)
0	the latest episode in our favorite queer web series for kids is here
0	7 common misconceptions about the hebrew bible
1	Yes, that is logical So you're saying your unwilling to discuss it, and you think that an oblique ad hominem (fitting in with nut cases) is a way to progress this topic? No, you got the reason right. Why not actually discuss it? Or is it in effect to say "I'm making a post to say I've got nothing to add to this thread"?
1	alabama forced to release thousands of sex offenders after inmates deny charges
0	presidential debate ignores climate change ... again
0	#mewesyria: resistance and hope
0	woman says al franken groped her during 2010 photo op
1	Wow, what a great argument! We can use the same "logic" for rabbits: take their current population and doubling rate and "prove" they didn't even exist 100 years ago! I love those "common sense" arguments.
1	siblings each hoping other one will take care of aging parents someday
0	here's what happens to breast cancer diagnoses when medicaid is rolled back
0	You just say this because you want to murder helpless wromb-trapped human beings. You cannot just say you personally believe something in a debate.
0	these stunning overhead beach photos are enough last you to next summer
0	what not to feed your dog under the thanksgiving table
1	study finds 12,000 americans die annually in what are made to look like car accidents
0	kris jenner turned all the way up for drunken valentine's day karaoke
1	sweating, shaking man never going to spend a little time with his thoughts again
0	Humm. More guns, more Concealed Carry and Violent Crime and Murder is down to it's lowest levels since they started to record it. So how can these studies be credible or considered in anyway correct.
0	judge compares trans student's case to america's greatest civil rights battles
0	how to age in the era of 'erectile dysfunction'
0	mysteryland 2014 set times announced
1	researchers find decline in facebook use could be directly linked to desire to be happy, fully functioning person
0	new series on 'the secret life of muslims' aims to subvert stereotypes
1	open-minded voter waits almost 5 minutes into debate to decide who won
0	mom's honest post nails the many contradictions of motherhood
0	see the celebrities who went all out for halloween this year
0	sudden cardiac arrest more likely in african-americans, new study says
0	james franco skips award ceremony after sexual misconduct accusations
1	'help has to be on the way now,' thinks syrian man currently being gassed
1	smiley scrubbing bubbles devour area child
0	sign off the internet and start reading outside
1	'fourth quarter, time winding down, super bowl,' report nation's 11-year-olds
0	surf-rock legend dick dale plays through the pain at 78
0	channing tatum's pet goat has died
0	** Sorry, b. I went to livescience and to pigliucci, but could not find the link. You can send it to me, PM or email, and I'll post it for you.
0	congresswoman fights for gun control because she almost lost her life to gun violence
0	modern elections are corruption, sen. al franken argues
0	The meticulously preserved, unchanging 66 Books of the Bible aren't compelling?
0	hair salon's 'quiet chair' is a dream for haters of smalltalk
1	morton unveils individually wrapped salt grains
0	rep. trey gowdy endorses marco rubio for president

1

grandchild, grandfather equally dreading collaboration for school interview project

0

tanzania reality show tackles gender inequality, awards women farmers cash and farm tools

0

5 wedding planning realities all brides and grooms should know

0

watch the moving lesbian storyline that got cut from 'love actually'

1

study: uttering phrase, 'marriage is hard work,' number one predictor of divorce

1

'let's all say what we're grateful for,' says mother who apparently believes she's in a norman fucking rockwell painting

1

horrifying doll sitting on neighbor's porch whether it's halloween or not

0

this country's capital just made it punishable to catcall women

1

hero firefighter: 'i'm a hero'

0

Psh Leiberman is a one man party that much is true. He's a lone wolf and by all rights I hope the whole pack of dogs eat him up...I'm personally getting fed up with politics... Change we can believe in.. Yeah getting republicans and democrats to work together is like getting Palestinian and Israelis to build a joint place of worship... or even a wal mart.. NEVER gonna happen...Oh and the only hope I have is that Costco is still hiring cause this economy is XXXX.....emoticonXKill

0

Well, I have heard people on the pro-gun side say that most defensive gun uses don't involve firing even one round. So limiting the capacity would probably have less of an effect on the ability to defend yourself than on crime. So why are people from the gun lobby always whining about restrictions like this? When semi-automatic rifles were banned in Australia, hunters welcomed the law. They saw it as a challenge because it takes greater skill to shoot an animal with a bolt action rifle. Not so in America where some gun owners like to use guns that could take down planes to shoot small animals.

0

Though I know you directed this question at Cthulhu, I will nonetheless jump in to say that I would quickly choose the newborn mentally retarded baby to live and the zygote to die. That is obvious to me since the mentally retarded baby is a currently existing person vs. the zygote being merely a potential person. That zygote may have more potential for the future but the decision is being made in the present. I would feel far more guilt in sentencing a real person to die than in sentencing a potential person (now merely a cell) to die.

0

elite universities are compromising student mental healthcare amid heightened stress culture

1

takeout burrito shielded from cold as though it were week-old newborn

1

woman masturbates to concept of commitment

1

reverend blessed with nine-inch penis

0

amazon is starting black friday sales a full week early

1

Kudos to Dubya! I thought that Brown was, well I don't know, INCOMPETENT!

1

mandatory unisex golden globes uniforms keep focus on stars' work

0

you based this (and other claims) on a summary of the biomorphs program at website that either a) didn't also provide dawkins limitations on the program or b) had the limitations and you didn't bother to relay this information to the forum. You then make incredulous statements about how unrealistic the biomorphs are. any quotations of web pages are irrelevant because they do not address the basic issue that you are suggesting dawkins puts the biomorphs forth as a model of evolution and natural selection. This is not true as i have quoted part of his book that puts limitations on the biomorphs program, and draws attention to what "morals" should be drawn out of the biomorphs.

0

In older times man had more questions without answers than today. Some men believed if a God of fire because they did not understand what fire was. Because of their misunderstanding they invented an answer, the Fire God. Today we know exactly what fire is and we don't need to invoke some mythical explanation. Today's atheists know that there are many other questions we don't have answers for and it's OK to simply say we don't know instead of buying into the whole "let's-invent-some-god-to-explain-it" mentality....

0

Then why can't you explain an unreflective fertility and abortion rates between 1972-1979 here in America or how the Polish fertility rate never increased after the 1993 referendum that criminalized abortion? Prove to me when criminalizing abortion has ever decreased it's demand. So far you haven'tonly provided empty rhetoric. The pro-life movement thoroughly brainwashes it's supporters to believe such jibberish.

1

So if I go out and buy a Brand X car and then regret it a year later, does that mean that nobody should be allowed to go out and buy a Brand X car? Am I entitled to have an opinion and share it with others...sure. However, could others purchase a Brand X car and never regret it...absolutely. Should my negative experience be used to prevent others from engaging in something that they might consider positive? Sounds kinda fascist to me.

0

sean hannity gets brutally rejected by attorney for moore accuser

1

mike pence condemns female senators for wantonly sharing senate floor with male colleagues after dark

1

blizzard bringing back original 'world of warcraft' so thousands of gamers can relive most depressing era of their lives

1

Wow, everyone's just shakin' in their boots that your imaginary god will magick them off the earth! emoticonXKillemoticonXKillemoticonXKillemoticonXBanghead

0

everyone thinks this is lady gaga's character in 'american horror story'

0

paris terror harms france, islam, and the world

1

nude aides huddled around trump assure him no one wearing wire

1

Does she shampoo your beard and iron your turban too? Towel head.

0

what cutting americorps would mean for public lands

1

florida passes strict ban on being unarmed

0

On what grounds do you seek to redefine the institution of marriage from it's accepted standard in this country?

1

Getting nervous? BTW, I think Anthony Flew is wrong about the Christian God. Jesus Christ is the very Son of God and God! I hardly see a "despotic" bone in Jesus. Oh, I see, whipping the money changers, I guess some just have no back bone, and can't picture honest for real, righteous indignation!

0

kelly clarkson covered 'give me one reason' because she's the best

1

Well, considering how ambiguous and contradictory the Christian scriptures are, I guess this interpetation makes as much sense as any of the others.

0

gop blames 'lackluster' candidate and his 'porn stache' for pennsylvania setback

0

It is clearly not a strawman argument. I think he doesn't know what "straw man" means and I think he is meaning to say "red herring."It isn't a red herring either; it's a perfectly logically related question. I would guess he doesn't see that as he neither understands evolution nor bacterial resistance and, thus, the relationship.

0

a plethora of patio plants

1

'these last two are gonna be real turds,' george r.r. martin assures fans

1

How about you post all the " Great Amount" of evidence concerning the Gospel Mythology. The fact that you don't even bother to read the actual information and form an argument tells me you have nothing......

0

this is the advice colin powell gave hillary clinton on using private email

0

climate change gets its due in the democratic debate

0

california's golden healthcare opportunity

1

new 'avengers' fan theory suggests key to beating thanos could be nothing because he not real and none of this exists

1

Doesn't count. Took place in a "gun free zone". By law no guns are allowed there, so by law this incident couldn't take place.

0

why america needs its national parks more than ever

0

longing to finally visit the cuba of my dreams

0

watch live: pro-volleyball star gabby reece dishes on nbc's new fitness show

1

report: friend's apartment not nice enough to be asking people to take off shoes

1

pictures of smiling group of people taken where john lennon was murdered

0

here's how bendy your body actually gets during yoga class

0

man accused of killing dad for not getting him fast food

0

trump returns from foreign trip to high-stakes drama in washington

0

jim jeffords: a founder of the movement to expand afterschool programs, a hero to children and families

1

applebee's to offer divorced-father-and-child specials every other weekend

1

steel drum knows it has so much more to offer than tropical vibes

1

You're equating atheism and homosexuality with terrorism and drug dealing? Really? Can you stop being a reactionary dolt long enough to convince me you're worth even trying to converse with? If not, I'll understand... and not be surprised.

0

how to really listen in a difficult conversation (6.2)

0

the latest episode in our favorite queer web series for kids is here

0

7 common misconceptions about the hebrew bible

1

Yes, that is logical So you're saying your unwilling to discuss it, and you think that an oblique ad hominem (fitting in with nut cases) is a way to progress this topic? No, you got the reason right. Why not actually discuss it? Or is it in effect to say "I'm making a post to say I've got nothing to add to this thread"?

1

alabama forced to release thousands of sex offenders after inmates deny charges

0

presidential debate ignores climate change ... again

0

#mewesyria: resistance and hope

0

woman says al franken groped her during 2010 photo op

1

Wow, what a great argument! We can use the same "logic" for rabbits: take their current population and doubling rate and "prove" they didn't even exist 100 years ago! I love those "common sense" arguments.

1

siblings each hoping other one will take care of aging parents someday

0

here's what happens to breast cancer diagnoses when medicaid is rolled back

0

You just say this because you want to murder helpless wromb-trapped human beings. You cannot just say you personally believe something in a debate.

0

these stunning overhead beach photos are enough last you to next summer

0

what not to feed your dog under the thanksgiving table

1

study finds 12,000 americans die annually in what are made to look like car accidents

0

kris jenner turned all the way up for drunken valentine's day karaoke

1

sweating, shaking man never going to spend a little time with his thoughts again

0

Humm. More guns, more Concealed Carry and Violent Crime and Murder is down to it's lowest levels since they started to record it. So how can these studies be credible or considered in anyway correct.

0

judge compares trans student's case to america's greatest civil rights battles

0

how to age in the era of 'erectile dysfunction'

0

mysteryland 2014 set times announced

1

researchers find decline in facebook use could be directly linked to desire to be happy, fully functioning person

0

new series on 'the secret life of muslims' aims to subvert stereotypes

1

open-minded voter waits almost 5 minutes into debate to decide who won

0

mom's honest post nails the many contradictions of motherhood

0

see the celebrities who went all out for halloween this year

0

sudden cardiac arrest more likely in african-americans, new study says

0

james franco skips award ceremony after sexual misconduct accusations

1

'help has to be on the way now,' thinks syrian man currently being gassed

1

smiley scrubbing bubbles devour area child

0

sign off the internet and start reading outside

1

'fourth quarter, time winding down, super bowl,' report nation's 11-year-olds

0

surf-rock legend dick dale plays through the pain at 78

0

channing tatum's pet goat has died

0

** Sorry, b. I went to livescience and to pigliucci, but could not find the link. You can send it to me, PM or email, and I'll post it for you.

0

congresswoman fights for gun control because she almost lost her life to gun violence

0

modern elections are corruption, sen. al franken argues

0

The meticulously preserved, unchanging 66 Books of the Bible aren't compelling?

0

hair salon's 'quiet chair' is a dream for haters of smalltalk

1

morton unveils individually wrapped salt grains

0

rep. trey gowdy endorses marco rubio for president