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0	8 buttoned-up wedding looks that are anything but boring
1	That's right...if there was any possibility we didn't do it the Soviets would have jumped right on top of us and shouted, "Wait a minute! it was a hoax!"
0	Sounds anti-government to me. Are you against your President's economic policies, the fed, bureacracy and tee poor public education?Sounds probably who SEIU should have directed their gall toward and not a man's personal property and family...with the police help of course and purloined school busses. Do the taxpayers owe the SEIU anything? Nope but the SEIU according to CNN owes more than 90 million along with 4 million in interest. Perhaps if they paid their bills they wouldn't add to the public debt by using government property to protest government policy?You wrote it but didn't understand what you wrote...darn public schools emoticonXGood
0	Actually, it isn't. It is complex and complicated. It requires diligent study of difficult concepts. But when you grasp the basics, it does become evident. But most creationists aren't willing to put in the effort.
1	report: majority of americans stopped paying attention several words ago
1	third-grade slumber party a snakepit of machiavellian alliances
0	andy cohen and taylor swift are over their katy perry drama
0	Listen, I have forgotten more than you will ever learn about what is real and true in this world, so either back up your insults with facts or get lost because It is becoming painfully obvious that attempting to reason with you is an exercise in futility. kind of like trying to travel from point A to point B on a merry-go-round.
0	trump shames local 'mexican' judge involved in trump university lawsuit
0	asexuals are increasingly becoming part of pride month
1	morbidly obese man enjoys disabled privileges with motorized cart
0	an important reminder that the pay gap is not just a 'women's issue'
0	rob kardashian apparently tweeted kylie jenner's phone number
1	demoted cop unsure why desk job considered punishment
0	pope francis captivated by teen cancer patient's rendition of 'ave maria'
1	report: u.s. leads world in lost sunglasses
0	video shows the heartbreak of loving someone with alzheimer's
0	surprise! the russian media just loves donald trump
1	new 'game of thrones' teaser shows cackling, power-mad george r.r. martin burning completed 'winds of winter' manuscript
0	danny elfman on the ups and downs of his relationship with tim burton
1	terminally ill serpent renounces symbolic ties with evil
0	hiring your first employee - what you don't know can hurt your business
0	itunes is illegal under uk copyright law
0	was ryan gosling first choice for people's sexiest man alive?!
1	saudis admit journalist khashoggi died during botched assassination attempt
0	this ned flanders-themed band is now the best band (sorry, all other bands)
1	health scare prompts man to start overeating healthier
1	stan lee, creator of beloved marvel character stan lee, dead at 95
1	outdoor movie guest excited to watch barely audible 'back to the future' while sitting on tree root
0	denver mayor's son caught on tape berating cop as a 'faggot'
1	hillary clinton relaxing before debate with few hours of debate practice
1	fey rights group demands distinction from homosexuals
0	a donald trump presidency would be dangerous for the world: un rights chief
0	fox news statement taunting trump was '100 percent' roger ailes
1	No, I'm Quixotic and I think I'll figure out a reason to live.
0	A slimey claim you cannot support as usual. In developed Nations, the U.S. is far down the list as has been posted on this very board at least 5 times. Those 'other' Nations also have far more crime and violent crime than the U.S.
1	Are we talking about the same Obama here? The same one, who's head of the DHS, told law enforcement to be on the lookout for anyone who disagreed with the government?
1	pyramid scheme 'not a pyramid scheme'
0	mitch mcconnell won't answer for trump's alt-right white house strategist
0	putting words in my mouth again? i did not say christian, i said "God". Christian, Jewish, and Muslim all believe in the same "God". - XXXXX. i'll let Crim and Lurch respond to the others; lets not let me have all the fun.
0	Sounds like the same skeptic argument above. I don't know about you Nu Leader, but when I'm certain my mind exists. Are you not certain? You are actually required to be, to deny you exist would require existence, and that would be logically contradictory.
1	republicans retain majority in household
0	you're 10 days away from more happiness
0	how to register voters in a south carolina jail
0	a pope that congress should listen to
1	george thorogood fan disgusted to learn musician licensed 'bad to the bone' for commercial purposes
1	unsuspecting movie stars follow fake red carpet into back of kidnappers' van
1	attractive ? are spiders attractive ? :( You are not going to laugh if one of them , of the GOP women, that is, not a spider , get elected President, but I, in my safe heavenly haven will, for ... you get what you deserve :)
1	It probably was a bunny suit that he was supposed to wear. I guess he changed his mind, once again, and decided to wear this suit.
1	open-minded music lover likes all kinds of metal
1	series of grave errors results in jeff and kim's 5th anniversary
1	cast of space: 1999 reunites for tv movie space: 1999 '99
1	aides advise obama to avoid any mention of america during state of the union speech
0	police arrest two men in brazil gang-rape case
1	Where's the smileys? This is a joke, right? My sons have owned their own guns since they were 11 years old. Of course I bought them, but I bought their shoes, too. Maybe my mind ain't right on this one.
0	republicans set to lose senate control
1	highly touted terrorist prospect weighing multiple recruitment offers
1	historical archives: humor in shackles
0	rosie perez wants to understand why anyone would vote for trump
1	pregnant woman killed in propecia-handling incident
0	michelle duggar opens up about teenage struggle with bulimia
0	understanding your finances after your child is accepted to college
0	beyond marriage equality: the next fight for lgbt rights
0	from 1937 to hillary clinton, how americans have felt about a woman president
0	the lgbt activist's question that left ben carson speechless
1	marilu henner named u.s. secretary of mid-level talent
0	And for those who are not deadbeats? Would you grant them any "rights?"
0	your probably referring to the mexican basin crater. mass extinction doesn't prove evolution. the flood as described in the Bible is an example of mass extinction. besides, in order for the asteroid theory to work, the asteroid would have to create an almost global tidal wave that would effectively kill the animals by drowning. also similiar to the effects of the flood.
0	ice cube gives fans hope for n.w.a reunion at coachella
0	on his santa monica mountaintop, a billionaire envisions lofty thoughts on politics and culture
0	mindful parenting: how to respond instead of react
1	report: majority of americans know which youtube clip they'll post following dustin hoffman's death
1	And yet here we are and neo-Darwinism continues to have empirical support right and left with no sign of it being falsified in sight as of yet. Why might that be? And you Bertvan do not exist since you are so highly improbable. Therefore I can safely assume that your post above just happened without your existense.
1	bush defends deny-side economics
1	Oh goody. Some more of your well informed opinion based on wishful thinking, no research and even less actual thought. Probably the bird you are talking about is the Cormorant (Nannopterum harrisi). Yes, it is flightless because it has no need to fly. There were no natural preditors in the Galapagos and the bird is a sea bird. It swims and eats fish. It's wings are much reduced because it swims by kicking rather than by "flying" through the water like a penguin. Like the penguin it is a diving bird.
1	'wow, no one saw this coming' nation groans as norway's 'kon-tiki' nabs best foreign picture nomination
1	iss astronaut sick of sharing confined space with crass, disgusting partner from polaris 8
1	fanatically devoted nerd could potentially turn on simon pegg at any moment
1	liquor commercial featuring dance party on pirate ship also includes important message about responsibility
1	Obviously you never heard how to read between the lines in grade school.
0	'vacation jason' of 'the chris gethard show' drops new single, banana peels at aol
1	nicoderm introduces new nicotine eye patch
0	serena williams explains why her father didn't walk her down the aisle
1	Don't forget Ted Kennedy. My question is what kind of machine guns his body guards have? MP5s or UZIs
0	You know, I heard that from my mom last week. My parents moved to Arkansas when my dad retired a few years back. Mom thought it was amusing and disgusting that the state she moved to would have voted in such an alarming manor yet takes no measure to secure the marriages they already have. Ironic indeed.
1	Hoo boy! That target just got larger. You still don't get it, do you? Not a "slave contract," but a covenant, a promise :)
1	Oh yeah, like that hasn't been tried before /1asm It darn sure isn't about crime control. No doubt some nefarious excuse to farther control the people and attempt to charge user fees to discourage a right. No doubt sinjin will approve so "they" can match fingerprints and type of ammo to the DROS registration file?
1	god planning to get rid of harsh shadows by adding second sun
1	Now you're just being an butt. The word Dungarees is a coloquialism. Do you know what that word means? Also that's what jeans were called before the word "jeans' entered the venacular. (Do you know what that word means?) So, now are you going to tell me that only homosexuals have larger vocabularies? Get a life...and preferably not mine...I'm living it at the moment.
0	she dreamed of africa -- and then she was sent there
0	the brawny man is the brawny woman for women's history month
0	Its odd that you would use that concept at all. Do you really think terms used to describe power structures in human organizations are applicable to cells and their subsystems? Genes are the heritable information store of cells, they perform their function, other subsystems perform other functions. The whole constitutes a living cell. The whole who is on top thing is an inapplicable concept. What counts is understanding the functions of the various subsystems. A cell is not a dominance heiracrchy.
1	Does that mean you don't have to be polite to new people you meet?
1	Yes, it's a common problem that nutjob parody posts can be hard to distinguish from sincere nutjobs posts. This is an artifact of how utterly ridiculous the nutjob position is.
0	meghan heffern of the cw's backpackers is a mickey mouse fan
1	area man marks territory on bench with sweaty thigh outline
0	twitter is appalled at the west coast's favorite thanksgiving side dish
0	amen, brother! stay as far from new ideas as possible, and no one will come between you and your stories!
0	a definitive history of trump steaks™
0	gop strategist calls out 'little child' trump for his lack of impulse control

0

8 buttoned-up wedding looks that are anything but boring

1

That's right...if there was any possibility we didn't do it the Soviets would have jumped right on top of us and shouted, "Wait a minute! it was a hoax!"

0

Sounds anti-government to me. Are you against your President's economic policies, the fed, bureacracy and tee poor public education?Sounds probably who SEIU should have directed their gall toward and not a man's personal property and family...with the police help of course and purloined school busses. Do the taxpayers owe the SEIU anything? Nope but the SEIU according to CNN owes more than 90 million along with 4 million in interest. Perhaps if they paid their bills they wouldn't add to the public debt by using government property to protest government policy?You wrote it but didn't understand what you wrote...darn public schools emoticonXGood

0

Actually, it isn't. It is complex and complicated. It requires diligent study of difficult concepts. But when you grasp the basics, it does become evident. But most creationists aren't willing to put in the effort.

1

report: majority of americans stopped paying attention several words ago

1

third-grade slumber party a snakepit of machiavellian alliances

0

andy cohen and taylor swift are over their katy perry drama

0

Listen, I have forgotten more than you will ever learn about what is real and true in this world, so either back up your insults with facts or get lost because It is becoming painfully obvious that attempting to reason with you is an exercise in futility. kind of like trying to travel from point A to point B on a merry-go-round.

0

trump shames local 'mexican' judge involved in trump university lawsuit

0

asexuals are increasingly becoming part of pride month

1

morbidly obese man enjoys disabled privileges with motorized cart

0

an important reminder that the pay gap is not just a 'women's issue'

0

rob kardashian apparently tweeted kylie jenner's phone number

1

demoted cop unsure why desk job considered punishment

0

pope francis captivated by teen cancer patient's rendition of 'ave maria'

1

report: u.s. leads world in lost sunglasses

0

video shows the heartbreak of loving someone with alzheimer's

0

surprise! the russian media just loves donald trump

1

new 'game of thrones' teaser shows cackling, power-mad george r.r. martin burning completed 'winds of winter' manuscript

0

danny elfman on the ups and downs of his relationship with tim burton

1

terminally ill serpent renounces symbolic ties with evil

0

hiring your first employee - what you don't know can hurt your business

0

itunes is illegal under uk copyright law

0

was ryan gosling first choice for people's sexiest man alive?!

1

saudis admit journalist khashoggi died during botched assassination attempt

0

this ned flanders-themed band is now the best band (sorry, all other bands)

1

health scare prompts man to start overeating healthier

1

stan lee, creator of beloved marvel character stan lee, dead at 95

1

outdoor movie guest excited to watch barely audible 'back to the future' while sitting on tree root

0

denver mayor's son caught on tape berating cop as a 'faggot'

1

hillary clinton relaxing before debate with few hours of debate practice

1

fey rights group demands distinction from homosexuals

0

a donald trump presidency would be dangerous for the world: un rights chief

0

fox news statement taunting trump was '100 percent' roger ailes

1

No, I'm Quixotic and I think I'll figure out a reason to live.

0

A slimey claim you cannot support as usual. In developed Nations, the U.S. is far down the list as has been posted on this very board at least 5 times. Those 'other' Nations also have far more crime and violent crime than the U.S.

1

Are we talking about the same Obama here? The same one, who's head of the DHS, told law enforcement to be on the lookout for anyone who disagreed with the government?

1

pyramid scheme 'not a pyramid scheme'

0

mitch mcconnell won't answer for trump's alt-right white house strategist

0

putting words in my mouth again? i did not say christian, i said "God". Christian, Jewish, and Muslim all believe in the same "God". - XXXXX. i'll let Crim and Lurch respond to the others; lets not let me have all the fun.

0

Sounds like the same skeptic argument above. I don't know about you Nu Leader, but when I'm certain my mind exists. Are you not certain? You are actually required to be, to deny you exist would require existence, and that would be logically contradictory.

1

republicans retain majority in household

0

you're 10 days away from more happiness

0

how to register voters in a south carolina jail

0

a pope that congress should listen to

1

george thorogood fan disgusted to learn musician licensed 'bad to the bone' for commercial purposes

1

unsuspecting movie stars follow fake red carpet into back of kidnappers' van

1

attractive ? are spiders attractive ? :( You are not going to laugh if one of them , of the GOP women, that is, not a spider , get elected President, but I, in my safe heavenly haven will, for ... you get what you deserve :)

1

It probably was a bunny suit that he was supposed to wear. I guess he changed his mind, once again, and decided to wear this suit.

1

open-minded music lover likes all kinds of metal

1

series of grave errors results in jeff and kim's 5th anniversary

1

cast of space: 1999 reunites for tv movie space: 1999 '99

1

aides advise obama to avoid any mention of america during state of the union speech

0

police arrest two men in brazil gang-rape case

1

Where's the smileys? This is a joke, right? My sons have owned their own guns since they were 11 years old. Of course I bought them, but I bought their shoes, too. Maybe my mind ain't right on this one.

0

republicans set to lose senate control

1

highly touted terrorist prospect weighing multiple recruitment offers

1

historical archives: humor in shackles

0

rosie perez wants to understand why anyone would vote for trump

1

pregnant woman killed in propecia-handling incident

0

michelle duggar opens up about teenage struggle with bulimia

0

understanding your finances after your child is accepted to college

0

beyond marriage equality: the next fight for lgbt rights

0

from 1937 to hillary clinton, how americans have felt about a woman president

0

the lgbt activist's question that left ben carson speechless

1

marilu henner named u.s. secretary of mid-level talent

0

And for those who are not deadbeats? Would you grant them any "rights?"

0

your probably referring to the mexican basin crater. mass extinction doesn't prove evolution. the flood as described in the Bible is an example of mass extinction. besides, in order for the asteroid theory to work, the asteroid would have to create an almost global tidal wave that would effectively kill the animals by drowning. also similiar to the effects of the flood.

0

ice cube gives fans hope for n.w.a reunion at coachella

0

on his santa monica mountaintop, a billionaire envisions lofty thoughts on politics and culture

0

mindful parenting: how to respond instead of react

1

report: majority of americans know which youtube clip they'll post following dustin hoffman's death

1

And yet here we are and neo-Darwinism continues to have empirical support right and left with no sign of it being falsified in sight as of yet. Why might that be? And you Bertvan do not exist since you are so highly improbable. Therefore I can safely assume that your post above just happened without your existense.

1

bush defends deny-side economics

1

Oh goody. Some more of your well informed opinion based on wishful thinking, no research and even less actual thought. Probably the bird you are talking about is the Cormorant (Nannopterum harrisi). Yes, it is flightless because it has no need to fly. There were no natural preditors in the Galapagos and the bird is a sea bird. It swims and eats fish. It's wings are much reduced because it swims by kicking rather than by "flying" through the water like a penguin. Like the penguin it is a diving bird.

1

'wow, no one saw this coming' nation groans as norway's 'kon-tiki' nabs best foreign picture nomination

1

iss astronaut sick of sharing confined space with crass, disgusting partner from polaris 8

1

fanatically devoted nerd could potentially turn on simon pegg at any moment

1

liquor commercial featuring dance party on pirate ship also includes important message about responsibility

1

Obviously you never heard how to read between the lines in grade school.

0

'vacation jason' of 'the chris gethard show' drops new single, banana peels at aol

1

nicoderm introduces new nicotine eye patch

0

serena williams explains why her father didn't walk her down the aisle

1

Don't forget Ted Kennedy. My question is what kind of machine guns his body guards have? MP5s or UZIs

0

You know, I heard that from my mom last week. My parents moved to Arkansas when my dad retired a few years back. Mom thought it was amusing and disgusting that the state she moved to would have voted in such an alarming manor yet takes no measure to secure the marriages they already have. Ironic indeed.

1

Hoo boy! That target just got larger. You still don't get it, do you? Not a "slave contract," but a covenant, a promise :)

1

Oh yeah, like that hasn't been tried before /1asm It darn sure isn't about crime control. No doubt some nefarious excuse to farther control the people and attempt to charge user fees to discourage a right. No doubt sinjin will approve so "they" can match fingerprints and type of ammo to the DROS registration file?

1

god planning to get rid of harsh shadows by adding second sun

1

Now you're just being an butt. The word Dungarees is a coloquialism. Do you know what that word means? Also that's what jeans were called before the word "jeans' entered the venacular. (Do you know what that word means?) So, now are you going to tell me that only homosexuals have larger vocabularies? Get a life...and preferably not mine...I'm living it at the moment.

0

she dreamed of africa -- and then she was sent there

0

the brawny man is the brawny woman for women's history month

0

Its odd that you would use that concept at all. Do you really think terms used to describe power structures in human organizations are applicable to cells and their subsystems? Genes are the heritable information store of cells, they perform their function, other subsystems perform other functions. The whole constitutes a living cell. The whole who is on top thing is an inapplicable concept. What counts is understanding the functions of the various subsystems. A cell is not a dominance heiracrchy.

1

Does that mean you don't have to be polite to new people you meet?

1

Yes, it's a common problem that nutjob parody posts can be hard to distinguish from sincere nutjobs posts. This is an artifact of how utterly ridiculous the nutjob position is.

0

meghan heffern of the cw's backpackers is a mickey mouse fan

1

area man marks territory on bench with sweaty thigh outline

0

twitter is appalled at the west coast's favorite thanksgiving side dish

0

amen, brother! stay as far from new ideas as possible, and no one will come between you and your stories!

0

a definitive history of trump steaks™

0

gop strategist calls out 'little child' trump for his lack of impulse control