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0	chicago city council approves $13 minimum wage
0	I got an interesting tid bit for you: http://www.2ampd.net/Articles/difiElitist.htm First read the text. The anti-gun senator is noted for having the ONLY legal concealed gun in the city of San Francisco. Also note as a person who carried a concealed gun and still keeps a .357 magnum for protection, that she should KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER, until your aming at your target.
0	Yes. Because evolution requires an old earth, supersport has lumped geology into the evil conspiracy. As our best explanations for the formation of the earth appeal to cosmology, that field as well as astronomy fall within the realm of quack science, according to supersport. In fact, every scientific discipline that has any connection whatsoever to evolution must be corrupt; obviously, chemistry is one of them (we can't make glycogen or DNA without magical, "atheistic" polymerization, right?).
0	protest again delays hawaii giant telescope construction
1	area woman thinks she could live in city she's visiting
0	if the only choices we can possibly make are the one God approves, then we dont have free will, because we cannot free choose the option that God does not approve of, which means we are forced to only choose the options that God approves of. this is not free will
1	santa anita racetrack officials award first place to jockey who dragged dead horse 30 yards over finish line
1	bathroom-disinfectant ad reinforces obsessive-compulsive disorder
0	turns out, michael phelps was listening to future during 'angry face'
0	I guess I'd have to reluctantly admit that it didn't take long for some....but I'm an eternal optimist and think civility will prevail. Besides, I try not to judge everybody by the acts of a few.
0	north carolina lawmakers introduce bill to repeal sweeping anti-lgbt law
1	cheering crowd actually trying to get attention of guy behind iron maiden
0	lawmaker running for jeff sessions' old seat is obsessed with 'war on whites'
0	why i love my mom jeans
0	hillary clinton tells a fifth-grader she's also had to deal with bullies
0	isis used chemical weapons in syria: monitor
0	civil rights groups pressure senate to reject trump's supreme court nominee
0	ben affleck vs. bill maher: no one wins
0	dick cheney would torture again
1	You were the one shooting blanks. If there was one you were real proud of in the NT let's see it again. In the meantime I'll give you an example of your stunted Biblical understanding below.
0	Oh never mind that such a condition would be toxic...not to mention that no ice cores support such magical ideas.
1	democratic scouts head to tampa to get closer look at mitt romney
1	congressional candidate forced to explain controversial 1971 'fuck everything' remark
1	senators lured back to emergency session by promise of free pizza
0	chris christie, once a fighter of anti-muslim bigotry, endorses donald trump
1	boeing lays off only guy who knows how to keep wings on plane
0	queer icon kate bornstein holds groundbreaking conversation with theda hammel
1	chinese graduate student pursues master's in political silence
0	even small changes in global temperatures can have disastrous consequences for birds
0	mexico's no. 1 baja beach resort: the villa del palmar, south of loreto
0	gop voters will probably support anyone their party nominates
0	hiv positive man hits london streets for 'heartwarming' experiment
1	area dad wants to watch new blu-ray of 'spring breakers' by himself
0	chrissy teigen 'gasps' at cardi b song calling for threesome with her, rihanna
1	fda confirms psilocybin reduces risk of mindlessly following society's rules like fucking lemming
0	few latino kids attend catholic schools - here's why
1	So the Establishment Clause was included to promote atheism, eh?
1	report: getting massages at airports apparently part of certain people's lives
1	You mean the ones brought in by BOTH political parties? :)
0	yes, let's just ignore trump's hateful rhetoric and laugh about the guy in the sweater
1	gmail user pities hotmail user
1	pope starting to suspect bishops getting huge erections during meeting on child sexual abuse might be pedophiles
0	france's election is about so much more than just populism
0	kim kardashian west held at gunpoint in paris by men dressed as police officers (update)
1	study finds first life forms migrated to earth via interplanetary land bridge
1	spider sitting on shower wall can't wait to see look on man's face
0	when this tenacious learner became a mom
1	los angeles now 70 percent overpasses
1	drunk pilot going to pull over onto cloud until he sobers up a little
0	u.s. senate backs massive increase in military spending
1	they held a big bash in honor of sluttish welfare queen Ayn Rand:
0	delta airlines is showing 'carol' with same-sex kissing edited out
0	Yer lucky you ain't as old as me. They would have loved you with the M-1!
0	nepal calls: part two
0	how to tell if a dinosaur is fake
0	watch abby wambach say goodbye to soccer in emotional final game
0	Nobody I know sanctions adultery. There are already serious consequences built in against it. As far a same sex marriage, I know of nobody that is suggesting legal penalties for it unless one considers the refusal to legally recognize it a legal penalty. Certainly nobody has been jailed or fined for attempting such marriages. Privately performed ceremonies as such are not punished.
1	heaven installs spikes to keep cherubs from shitting on st. peter's gate
0	abc plays 'the wrong song,' cancels 'nashville' after 4 seasons (update)
1	'it's just a plant, man,' says purdue pharma ceo waving poppy flower before opioid lawsuit judge
1	lookalike couple vaguely disquieting
0	judith miller clings to her own stubborn myths
0	older voters are suffering the greatest election stress. here's why.
0	stephen colbert introduces the hilarious alter egos of donald trump's cabinet
1	helpful man saves woman effort of telling idea to boss herself
0	Well survival of the fittest was not Darwins term- although he may of used it it the later editions of the Origin. The phase was actually coined by Herbert Spencer in 1851.Weiner could be forgiven for his statement- if he had read the first edition of the Origin (regarded as being the best version as it contains no responses to critiscsms that were levelled at the preceeding editions) he would not have come across it under Darwins name.It is moot really, as natural selection is the term that is used in this context today.
0	why congress should 'fix nics' and reject the nra's so-called concealed carry 'reciprocity' bill
1	At least you are aware of your own mental deficiencies.
1	parents into new snack now
0	parents reveal the wackiest items on their kids' santa lists
0	heroes for homeless kids celebrate in aurora
0	get a hilarious glimpse into the world of a 'wedding hashtag designer'
1	7-year-old puts on uno face
0	While that may be true, it fails to show that reproduction is a requirement in order to call something living: that living things would disappear as a result of their not reproducing doesnt show that they are not living before they disappear. [start: added 01/01/2006]In fact, even with reproduction, organisms - such as leopards, elephants, whales, and so on - will eventually die out. Does that mean that they are not living organisms now? Of course not.[end: added 01/01/2006]The pro-reproductionists second attempt, and improvement on the first, might go something like this:
0	trump responds to father of killed american soldier, can't name a single sacrifice
1	...Which is quite easy to make out because the creationists have a few crackpots not doing real science, whereas the scientists are legion and do good research. How many other fields of mainstream science do you support a minority view of?
0	You asked where the line should be drawn in regards to weapons?How about where ownership and use of weapons does not violate the rights of others. Before you respons think about it. Do anything you want. If I don't violate anyone then what is the beef? If I don't break any laws or endanger anyone what is the beef?The safe storage and handling of cannon, cannon propellant, and cannon ammo is well known. They can be stored in places typical of homes without violating the rights of others. BTW a cannon is not a weapon. It is considered a 'firework' by the ATF. Ever see a civil war renactment? Lots of cannons? So yes having a cannon in your front yard does fly.
0	khloe kardashian rocks out with mason disick
1	senior citizen apparently here to fix apartment sink
0	7 ways to learn from the things you're bad at
1	report: entire $12 billion farm aid package already blown on really big silo
0	why hosting a party for complete strangers may be the best thing you ever do
1	new gun law would require james holmes to undergo strict background check before purchasing firearms
1	mccain courts youth vote with lengthy speech on forbearance, morality
1	So it was two AK-47s "semi automatic machine guns."Tells you right their the person that wrote the article don't know squat.Guess I got me some machine guns then,even got me a semi-auto .22 that must be a machine gun, after all it shoots flames out the barrel.emoticonXWow Hey is that an AK-47 laying on the ground?or is it an AR? could be a shadow, but the front sight looks out of place.
0	joe biden on beau: 'he said it was my obligation to run, my duty'
0	lena dunham slams the shame associated with psychiatric medication
0	has the college sports arms race spiraled out of control?
1	actual problem a nice change of pace for anxious man
0	betsy devos says she's 'misunderstood,' then struggles to explain her own policies
0	if we treated other public health issues the way the pro-gun crowd treats shootings
1	Hmmmmm. Reaction Formation much? Wow. I didn't know refuting an analysis was possible by religiously adhering to the concepts you are trying to prove nonexistant.
1	woman's solo hiking trip shockingly doesn't have to do with inner journey or anything
1	health insurance ceo reveals key to company's success is not paying for customers' medical care
1	budget cheat day lets government splurge on anything it wants once a week
0	13 snacks that won't derail your resolutions
1	flu can't wait to get the fuck out of area man's body
0	what the paris attack is really about (hint -- neither free speech nor the varied nature of muslims)
0	this trans supermodel was outed in the '80s, lost everything and became a pioneer
1	area man could eat

0

chicago city council approves $13 minimum wage

0

I got an interesting tid bit for you: http://www.2ampd.net/Articles/difiElitist.htm First read the text. The anti-gun senator is noted for having the ONLY legal concealed gun in the city of San Francisco. Also note as a person who carried a concealed gun and still keeps a .357 magnum for protection, that she should KEEP YOUR FINGER OFF THE TRIGGER, until your aming at your target.

0

Yes. Because evolution requires an old earth, supersport has lumped geology into the evil conspiracy. As our best explanations for the formation of the earth appeal to cosmology, that field as well as astronomy fall within the realm of quack science, according to supersport. In fact, every scientific discipline that has any connection whatsoever to evolution must be corrupt; obviously, chemistry is one of them (we can't make glycogen or DNA without magical, "atheistic" polymerization, right?).

0

protest again delays hawaii giant telescope construction

1

area woman thinks she could live in city she's visiting

0

if the only choices we can possibly make are the one God approves, then we dont have free will, because we cannot free choose the option that God does not approve of, which means we are forced to only choose the options that God approves of. this is not free will

1

santa anita racetrack officials award first place to jockey who dragged dead horse 30 yards over finish line

1

bathroom-disinfectant ad reinforces obsessive-compulsive disorder

0

turns out, michael phelps was listening to future during 'angry face'

0

I guess I'd have to reluctantly admit that it didn't take long for some....but I'm an eternal optimist and think civility will prevail. Besides, I try not to judge everybody by the acts of a few.

0

north carolina lawmakers introduce bill to repeal sweeping anti-lgbt law

1

cheering crowd actually trying to get attention of guy behind iron maiden

0

lawmaker running for jeff sessions' old seat is obsessed with 'war on whites'

0

why i love my mom jeans

0

hillary clinton tells a fifth-grader she's also had to deal with bullies

0

isis used chemical weapons in syria: monitor

0

civil rights groups pressure senate to reject trump's supreme court nominee

0

ben affleck vs. bill maher: no one wins

0

dick cheney would torture again

1

You were the one shooting blanks. If there was one you were real proud of in the NT let's see it again. In the meantime I'll give you an example of your stunted Biblical understanding below.

0

Oh never mind that such a condition would be toxic...not to mention that no ice cores support such magical ideas.

1

democratic scouts head to tampa to get closer look at mitt romney

1

congressional candidate forced to explain controversial 1971 'fuck everything' remark

1

senators lured back to emergency session by promise of free pizza

0

chris christie, once a fighter of anti-muslim bigotry, endorses donald trump

1

boeing lays off only guy who knows how to keep wings on plane

0

queer icon kate bornstein holds groundbreaking conversation with theda hammel

1

chinese graduate student pursues master's in political silence

0

even small changes in global temperatures can have disastrous consequences for birds

0

mexico's no. 1 baja beach resort: the villa del palmar, south of loreto

0

gop voters will probably support anyone their party nominates

0

hiv positive man hits london streets for 'heartwarming' experiment

1

area dad wants to watch new blu-ray of 'spring breakers' by himself

0

chrissy teigen 'gasps' at cardi b song calling for threesome with her, rihanna

1

fda confirms psilocybin reduces risk of mindlessly following society's rules like fucking lemming

0

few latino kids attend catholic schools - here's why

1

So the Establishment Clause was included to promote atheism, eh?

1

report: getting massages at airports apparently part of certain people's lives

1

You mean the ones brought in by BOTH political parties? :)

0

yes, let's just ignore trump's hateful rhetoric and laugh about the guy in the sweater

1

gmail user pities hotmail user

1

pope starting to suspect bishops getting huge erections during meeting on child sexual abuse might be pedophiles

0

france's election is about so much more than just populism

0

kim kardashian west held at gunpoint in paris by men dressed as police officers (update)

1

study finds first life forms migrated to earth via interplanetary land bridge

1

spider sitting on shower wall can't wait to see look on man's face

0

when this tenacious learner became a mom

1

los angeles now 70 percent overpasses

1

drunk pilot going to pull over onto cloud until he sobers up a little

0

u.s. senate backs massive increase in military spending

1

they held a big bash in honor of sluttish welfare queen Ayn Rand:

0

delta airlines is showing 'carol' with same-sex kissing edited out

0

Yer lucky you ain't as old as me. They would have loved you with the M-1!

0

nepal calls: part two

0

how to tell if a dinosaur is fake

0

watch abby wambach say goodbye to soccer in emotional final game

0

Nobody I know sanctions adultery. There are already serious consequences built in against it. As far a same sex marriage, I know of nobody that is suggesting legal penalties for it unless one considers the refusal to legally recognize it a legal penalty. Certainly nobody has been jailed or fined for attempting such marriages. Privately performed ceremonies as such are not punished.

1

heaven installs spikes to keep cherubs from shitting on st. peter's gate

0

abc plays 'the wrong song,' cancels 'nashville' after 4 seasons (update)

1

'it's just a plant, man,' says purdue pharma ceo waving poppy flower before opioid lawsuit judge

1

lookalike couple vaguely disquieting

0

judith miller clings to her own stubborn myths

0

older voters are suffering the greatest election stress. here's why.

0

stephen colbert introduces the hilarious alter egos of donald trump's cabinet

1

helpful man saves woman effort of telling idea to boss herself

0

Well survival of the fittest was not Darwins term- although he may of used it it the later editions of the Origin. The phase was actually coined by Herbert Spencer in 1851.Weiner could be forgiven for his statement- if he had read the first edition of the Origin (regarded as being the best version as it contains no responses to critiscsms that were levelled at the preceeding editions) he would not have come across it under Darwins name.It is moot really, as natural selection is the term that is used in this context today.

0

why congress should 'fix nics' and reject the nra's so-called concealed carry 'reciprocity' bill

1

At least you are aware of your own mental deficiencies.

1

parents into new snack now

0

parents reveal the wackiest items on their kids' santa lists

0

heroes for homeless kids celebrate in aurora

0

get a hilarious glimpse into the world of a 'wedding hashtag designer'

1

7-year-old puts on uno face

0

While that may be true, it fails to show that reproduction is a requirement in order to call something living: that living things would disappear as a result of their not reproducing doesnt show that they are not living before they disappear. [start: added 01/01/2006]In fact, even with reproduction, organisms - such as leopards, elephants, whales, and so on - will eventually die out. Does that mean that they are not living organisms now? Of course not.[end: added 01/01/2006]The pro-reproductionists second attempt, and improvement on the first, might go something like this:

0

trump responds to father of killed american soldier, can't name a single sacrifice

1

...Which is quite easy to make out because the creationists have a few crackpots not doing real science, whereas the scientists are legion and do good research. How many other fields of mainstream science do you support a minority view of?

0

You asked where the line should be drawn in regards to weapons?How about where ownership and use of weapons does not violate the rights of others. Before you respons think about it. Do anything you want. If I don't violate anyone then what is the beef? If I don't break any laws or endanger anyone what is the beef?The safe storage and handling of cannon, cannon propellant, and cannon ammo is well known. They can be stored in places typical of homes without violating the rights of others. BTW a cannon is not a weapon. It is considered a 'firework' by the ATF. Ever see a civil war renactment? Lots of cannons? So yes having a cannon in your front yard does fly.

0

khloe kardashian rocks out with mason disick

1

senior citizen apparently here to fix apartment sink

0

7 ways to learn from the things you're bad at

1

report: entire $12 billion farm aid package already blown on really big silo

0

why hosting a party for complete strangers may be the best thing you ever do

1

new gun law would require james holmes to undergo strict background check before purchasing firearms

1

mccain courts youth vote with lengthy speech on forbearance, morality

1

So it was two AK-47s "semi automatic machine guns."Tells you right their the person that wrote the article don't know squat.Guess I got me some machine guns then,even got me a semi-auto .22 that must be a machine gun, after all it shoots flames out the barrel.emoticonXWow Hey is that an AK-47 laying on the ground?or is it an AR? could be a shadow, but the front sight looks out of place.

0

joe biden on beau: 'he said it was my obligation to run, my duty'

0

lena dunham slams the shame associated with psychiatric medication

0

has the college sports arms race spiraled out of control?

1

actual problem a nice change of pace for anxious man

0

betsy devos says she's 'misunderstood,' then struggles to explain her own policies

0

if we treated other public health issues the way the pro-gun crowd treats shootings

1

Hmmmmm. Reaction Formation much? Wow. I didn't know refuting an analysis was possible by religiously adhering to the concepts you are trying to prove nonexistant.

1

woman's solo hiking trip shockingly doesn't have to do with inner journey or anything

1

health insurance ceo reveals key to company's success is not paying for customers' medical care

1

budget cheat day lets government splurge on anything it wants once a week

0

13 snacks that won't derail your resolutions

1

flu can't wait to get the fuck out of area man's body

0

what the paris attack is really about (hint -- neither free speech nor the varied nature of muslims)

0

this trans supermodel was outed in the '80s, lost everything and became a pioneer

1

area man could eat