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1	98% of babies manic-depressive
1	Functioning? The fetus breathes freely? It cries when it is hungry or uncomfortable? It demands attention? It smiles and coos and is cute to those who behold it? Wow! Didn't know that fetuses were that active and functional.
1	My gosh, ER writes a proverb that refers to himself.. and then uses it to attack someone else. How ironic is that.
1	Considering what you turkeys did to the State of California, with its budget and social depravity, you have no room to talk. I'm surprised the Lord hasn't cast San Francisco and L.A. into the Pacific Ocean yet.
1	So if you quoted Ted Kennedy when he said to his wife in an event that wasn't even publicized "Good morning, sweetie", that would be an answer? I wouldn't think you'd miss (or ignore) "anti-gun quote", which I have emphasized in this post. Your quote was not directly implicitive against guns. It actually was more anti-war than anti-gun, even if it wasn't pro gun. I've explained this multiple times, and you completely ignored me.
1	smoking ban collapses fragile prison economy
0	What does a mutation have to do with a heart transplant? What are you smoking?
0	life on the lake: "the encounter"
1	police headquarters completes new addition to accommodate officers on desk duty for misconduct
0	is democracy sick?
0	Actually, I had no intention of responding to WW. As I'm sure you can see by now, he doesn't actually respond to what's written, but rather just engages in lies and insults. He's not worth the effort to debunk; he's self-debunking.
1	secret service's prostitution scandal did not affect president's security, white house adviser madame chartreuse says
1	area family has no idea where dad gets shirts
0	You have any examples of that? Shooting people for throwing rocks and eggs at houses that is.
0	sean spicer says donald trump is a 'champion' of first amendment
0	Actually, we do. These inconsistant laws are a product of pro-life people trying to create a stepping stone to a national ban. Crimes against pregnant women should warrant a more serious offense, not an entirely new offense.
1	You can start by developing one of your own. On the other hand, that may be impossible as one is either born with it or not....humor.
0	kim kardashian calls out congress for failing to close the 'terror gap'
0	It's a flawed step in the right direction. I support it compared to nothing. I did not support it when they were considering CUs vs. full marriage. They took the politically expedient way out.Lest you leap to any unwarranted conclusions, my main objection is the blatent inequality inhererent in CUs.
1	Is it the square peg's fault it won't go through the round hole?
1	That is the greatest monologue in the history of Earth. Instead of a resume, I will just fax this to my next prospective employer. Great stuff.
0	someone made a trump-putin facebook friend anniversary video
0	the problem with 'celebrity queerbaiting'
0	Well I'm neither rational nor a theist, but still! I could put in a comment about what I personally believe the nature of God to be, but I'm sure you've all heard it before so I won't bother! In the end I don't think it is an easy question to answer, it is asking to define the undefinable. Humans are limited creatures, we can give a dictionary definition of these things, we have a rough idea of the concept of infinity but can never begin to truly comprehend or define it.
1	american airlines announces it will no longer try to match seatmates by interests
0	my mom's favorite color
0	So you're accusing me of the thing that your most guilty of? As I remember your posts have been censored several times by admin because you resorted to viscious personal attacks and name calling. And aren't you interested in the truth. Why isn't whether Jefferson said it or not important?
0	That's incorrect. The Constitution begins with Article 1 which does not contain the Bill of Rights. The Constitution contains seven articles which are followed by the Bill of Rights and the rest of the amendments. If you really are from England as you claim then I guess your lack of knowledge about the American Constitution is understandable.
0	huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 2
0	Actually, the more educated a person is, the less likely he is to be a creationist. Creationists tend to be semi-literate (poorly educated), rural, poor, and female.
1	area man reduced to this
1	New Jersey Poll: Birthers, Truthers, And The Anti-Christ -- Oh, My! \| TPMDC So that makes more than one out of three New Jersey conservatives who think Obama is either affirmatively "the anti-Christ" or they are "not sure"... emoticonXBanghead
0	the clinton campaign's lawyer partially funded the steele dossier. so what?
0	david axelrod suggests hillary clinton will be seen as less complex alternative to obama
1	Oh, well. Apparently you want to talk molecular chemistry whereas I was hoping to discuss organismic evolution. Too bad. Good luck with anyone who wants to debate your topic, but it just doesn't interest me.
0	'girls' producers lena dunham and jenni konner have a new show in the works
1	kavanaugh nomination falters after washington post publishes shocking editorial claiming he forgot daughter's piano recital
0	the best clothes for the man-child in your life
1	well that could happen if somhow you mutated into some..i dunno...600 armed person. ?
0	'wet hot american summer... the play?', garage theatre, long beach, ca
1	family mercifully pulling plug on grandfather unaware they sending him directly to hell
0	men did most of the talking in 2016's super bowl commercials
0	women, hobby lobby and the gop: hell to pay in november?
1	dying newspaper trend buys nation's newspapers three more weeks
1	suburban teen has near-def experience
1	I'm sure the next time your buddy DamEtel suggests I should be out stoning gays you won't report it either.
0	black twitter is freaking out over harriet tubman on the $20 bill
0	Who said it did? I was only pointing out the absurdity of gun control laws and how they lead to federal overlords deeming that your not capable of playing with matches. (I would not be suprised if this were next.)
0	in-person visits with jailed parents are a child's right
0	the one company elon musk wants to keep independent
1	greenspan just repeating detractors' criticisms in high-pitched girly voice
1	las vegas casino owners announce plans to tear down don rickles
0	women reveal the real purpose of workout clothes
0	If DOMA isn't declared unconstitutional, then those arguing against Prop 8 are micturating into the wind.
1	first place cops looked was inside at-at
1	cambridge analytica whistleblower admits last few weeks at work have been awkward
0	history is made as rams officially sign michael sam to 4-year multi-million dollar contract
1	economists advise nation's poor to invent the next facebook
0	hands-free tech like siri can be dangerous for drivers, study says
1	every bill reminds congressman of ex-wife
1	queen elizabeth to think mainly about her approaching death throughout olympics ceremony
0	two incredible beatboxers make corporate jargon sound way better than your boss does
1	'entourage' fans doubt film adaptation can capture nuances of book
0	10 places you wouldn't have gone 10 years ago
0	I have posted responses to Demon38's earlier post. I have offered DNA findings as evidence to begin with. It is not my evidence, but scientific evidence. That is the only evidence that I will provide in this discussion. I think there is ample evidence to cause scientists to rethink their theories, evidence that they do not want to accept because it puts certain hypothesis they have advanced in a poor light.
0	cooking off the cuff: mushrooms make the meatloaf (duck doesn't hurt either)
1	No, but they will be forced to have babies if they have sex.
1	well Steeeeve;I just hope if I happen to be in one of those"GUN FREE ZONES" and one of your "deranged lunatics"comes in blasting away that I happen to be close to someone carrying in spite of their stupid little "no firearms allowed"sign. emoticonXBanghead
0	the corgi fan art that will melt your pop culture-loving heart
0	advice for the broken-hearted
1	Once again, are you going to debate, or are you just going to be an immature little XXXXX?
0	'the bachelor' season would be way shorter if this sexist pig were the lead
1	new study finds americans scoot over at least 10 miles per year
1	director's commentary for one night at mccool's trails off after 20 minutes
0	biker injuries and deaths soar after michigan repeals helmet law
1	The only thing he has faced has been kangaroos, the mirror and flying springs from the scale
1	report: imagine how good it would feel to just crawl back into bed right now
1	aide interrupts event to inform bush about 10th anniversary of 9/11
1	five-year-old convinced dinosaur bones are buried in backyard
1	vagina has five o'clock shadow
0	Well, there is now string theory, which has grown into M-theory, which may have a rational answer (at least a mathematical one). But calling it a theory is really a misnomer. It's more like a hypothetical model.But, do you have a rational explanation for the Big Bang?Or do you think that the Big Bang didn't happen?
0	justice scalia calls out a colleague for flip-flopping on juvenile justice
0	now is the time for resistance and sanctuary in our cities
0	that is not true. a levitating guru that has been seen and proven to levitate doesnt make the process natural. an alien that has been seen and proven to teleport and abduct people in their retractor beam doesnt make the process less paranormal. the definition of supernatural/paranormal doesnt automatically mean they can never be observed, just that they defy physical law. the definition of God is a special case that includes never being observed/proven
1	10-pound fetus about to fucking wreck small mom
0	south korea on heightened alert as north readies for army celebration
1	u.s. refuses to allow u.n. weapons inspectors back into iraq
1	two new burger king sandwiches negate each other
0	fear of losing money is a surprising weight loss incentive
0	former patriots and chiefs tackle ryan o'callaghan comes out as gay
1	democrats could lose up to 8,000 seats in upcoming midterm election
1	ruptured pudding cup at large in area backpack
0	rachel mcadams doesn't look like this anymore
0	Well, not completely, but yes, quite the same. However, this is irrelivent- she wasn't a person, because she was in a coma. Does that give me the right to kill her? Of course not! What about fetuses born in comas? Can we kill them? What about people in vegetative states? After all, they arn't perfect, so let's kill them!
0	florida state university suspends greek life after student's death
0	how the rise of the middle class shaped american folk art
0	marcellus williams prosecutor drew scrutiny in ferguson police shooting
0	clinton aide: protesters don't want $15 an hour
1	His 'cure' appears to be banging a rent boy! He most certainly one of yours:)
1	news of jenna elfman sitcom sends herd of buffalo into wild stampede

1

98% of babies manic-depressive

1

Functioning? The fetus breathes freely? It cries when it is hungry or uncomfortable? It demands attention? It smiles and coos and is cute to those who behold it? Wow! Didn't know that fetuses were that active and functional.

1

My gosh, ER writes a proverb that refers to himself.. and then uses it to attack someone else. How ironic is that.

1

Considering what you turkeys did to the State of California, with its budget and social depravity, you have no room to talk. I'm surprised the Lord hasn't cast San Francisco and L.A. into the Pacific Ocean yet.

1

So if you quoted Ted Kennedy when he said to his wife in an event that wasn't even publicized "Good morning, sweetie", that would be an answer? I wouldn't think you'd miss (or ignore) "anti-gun quote", which I have emphasized in this post. Your quote was not directly implicitive against guns. It actually was more anti-war than anti-gun, even if it wasn't pro gun. I've explained this multiple times, and you completely ignored me.

1

smoking ban collapses fragile prison economy

0

What does a mutation have to do with a heart transplant? What are you smoking?

0

life on the lake: "the encounter"

1

police headquarters completes new addition to accommodate officers on desk duty for misconduct

0

is democracy sick?

0

Actually, I had no intention of responding to WW. As I'm sure you can see by now, he doesn't actually respond to what's written, but rather just engages in lies and insults. He's not worth the effort to debunk; he's self-debunking.

1

secret service's prostitution scandal did not affect president's security, white house adviser madame chartreuse says

1

area family has no idea where dad gets shirts

0

You have any examples of that? Shooting people for throwing rocks and eggs at houses that is.

0

sean spicer says donald trump is a 'champion' of first amendment

0

Actually, we do. These inconsistant laws are a product of pro-life people trying to create a stepping stone to a national ban. Crimes against pregnant women should warrant a more serious offense, not an entirely new offense.

1

You can start by developing one of your own. On the other hand, that may be impossible as one is either born with it or not....humor.

0

kim kardashian calls out congress for failing to close the 'terror gap'

0

It's a flawed step in the right direction. I support it compared to nothing. I did not support it when they were considering CUs vs. full marriage. They took the politically expedient way out.Lest you leap to any unwarranted conclusions, my main objection is the blatent inequality inhererent in CUs.

1

Is it the square peg's fault it won't go through the round hole?

1

That is the greatest monologue in the history of Earth. Instead of a resume, I will just fax this to my next prospective employer. Great stuff.

0

someone made a trump-putin facebook friend anniversary video

0

the problem with 'celebrity queerbaiting'

0

Well I'm neither rational nor a theist, but still! I could put in a comment about what I personally believe the nature of God to be, but I'm sure you've all heard it before so I won't bother! In the end I don't think it is an easy question to answer, it is asking to define the undefinable. Humans are limited creatures, we can give a dictionary definition of these things, we have a rough idea of the concept of infinity but can never begin to truly comprehend or define it.

1

american airlines announces it will no longer try to match seatmates by interests

0

my mom's favorite color

0

So you're accusing me of the thing that your most guilty of? As I remember your posts have been censored several times by admin because you resorted to viscious personal attacks and name calling. And aren't you interested in the truth. Why isn't whether Jefferson said it or not important?

0

That's incorrect. The Constitution begins with Article 1 which does not contain the Bill of Rights. The Constitution contains seven articles which are followed by the Bill of Rights and the rest of the amendments. If you really are from England as you claim then I guess your lack of knowledge about the American Constitution is understandable.

0

huffpost rise: what you need to know on february 2

0

Actually, the more educated a person is, the less likely he is to be a creationist. Creationists tend to be semi-literate (poorly educated), rural, poor, and female.

1

area man reduced to this

1

New Jersey Poll: Birthers, Truthers, And The Anti-Christ -- Oh, My! | TPMDC So that makes more than one out of three New Jersey conservatives who think Obama is either affirmatively "the anti-Christ" or they are "not sure"... emoticonXBanghead

0

the clinton campaign's lawyer partially funded the steele dossier. so what?

0

david axelrod suggests hillary clinton will be seen as less complex alternative to obama

1

Oh, well. Apparently you want to talk molecular chemistry whereas I was hoping to discuss organismic evolution. Too bad. Good luck with anyone who wants to debate your topic, but it just doesn't interest me.

0

'girls' producers lena dunham and jenni konner have a new show in the works

1

kavanaugh nomination falters after washington post publishes shocking editorial claiming he forgot daughter's piano recital

0

the best clothes for the man-child in your life

1

well that could happen if somhow you mutated into some..i dunno...600 armed person. ?

0

'wet hot american summer... the play?', garage theatre, long beach, ca

1

family mercifully pulling plug on grandfather unaware they sending him directly to hell

0

men did most of the talking in 2016's super bowl commercials

0

women, hobby lobby and the gop: hell to pay in november?

1

dying newspaper trend buys nation's newspapers three more weeks

1

suburban teen has near-def experience

1

I'm sure the next time your buddy DamEtel suggests I should be out stoning gays you won't report it either.

0

black twitter is freaking out over harriet tubman on the $20 bill

0

Who said it did? I was only pointing out the absurdity of gun control laws and how they lead to federal overlords deeming that your not capable of playing with matches. (I would not be suprised if this were next.)

0

in-person visits with jailed parents are a child's right

0

the one company elon musk wants to keep independent

1

greenspan just repeating detractors' criticisms in high-pitched girly voice

1

las vegas casino owners announce plans to tear down don rickles

0

women reveal the real purpose of workout clothes

0

If DOMA isn't declared unconstitutional, then those arguing against Prop 8 are micturating into the wind.

1

first place cops looked was inside at-at

1

cambridge analytica whistleblower admits last few weeks at work have been awkward

0

history is made as rams officially sign michael sam to 4-year multi-million dollar contract

1

economists advise nation's poor to invent the next facebook

0

hands-free tech like siri can be dangerous for drivers, study says

1

every bill reminds congressman of ex-wife

1

queen elizabeth to think mainly about her approaching death throughout olympics ceremony

0

two incredible beatboxers make corporate jargon sound way better than your boss does

1

'entourage' fans doubt film adaptation can capture nuances of book

0

10 places you wouldn't have gone 10 years ago

0

I have posted responses to Demon38's earlier post. I have offered DNA findings as evidence to begin with. It is not my evidence, but scientific evidence. That is the only evidence that I will provide in this discussion. I think there is ample evidence to cause scientists to rethink their theories, evidence that they do not want to accept because it puts certain hypothesis they have advanced in a poor light.

0

cooking off the cuff: mushrooms make the meatloaf (duck doesn't hurt either)

1

No, but they will be forced to have babies if they have sex.

1

well Steeeeve;I just hope if I happen to be in one of those"GUN FREE ZONES" and one of your "deranged lunatics"comes in blasting away that I happen to be close to someone carrying in spite of their stupid little "no firearms allowed"sign. emoticonXBanghead

0

the corgi fan art that will melt your pop culture-loving heart

0

advice for the broken-hearted

1

Once again, are you going to debate, or are you just going to be an immature little XXXXX?

0

'the bachelor' season would be way shorter if this sexist pig were the lead

1

new study finds americans scoot over at least 10 miles per year

1

director's commentary for one night at mccool's trails off after 20 minutes

0

biker injuries and deaths soar after michigan repeals helmet law

1

The only thing he has faced has been kangaroos, the mirror and flying springs from the scale

1

report: imagine how good it would feel to just crawl back into bed right now

1

aide interrupts event to inform bush about 10th anniversary of 9/11

1

five-year-old convinced dinosaur bones are buried in backyard

1

vagina has five o'clock shadow

0

Well, there is now string theory, which has grown into M-theory, which may have a rational answer (at least a mathematical one). But calling it a theory is really a misnomer. It's more like a hypothetical model.But, do you have a rational explanation for the Big Bang?Or do you think that the Big Bang didn't happen?

0

justice scalia calls out a colleague for flip-flopping on juvenile justice

0

now is the time for resistance and sanctuary in our cities

0

that is not true. a levitating guru that has been seen and proven to levitate doesnt make the process natural. an alien that has been seen and proven to teleport and abduct people in their retractor beam doesnt make the process less paranormal. the definition of supernatural/paranormal doesnt automatically mean they can never be observed, just that they defy physical law. the definition of God is a special case that includes never being observed/proven

1

10-pound fetus about to fucking wreck small mom

0

south korea on heightened alert as north readies for army celebration

1

u.s. refuses to allow u.n. weapons inspectors back into iraq

1

two new burger king sandwiches negate each other

0

fear of losing money is a surprising weight loss incentive

0

former patriots and chiefs tackle ryan o'callaghan comes out as gay

1

democrats could lose up to 8,000 seats in upcoming midterm election

1

ruptured pudding cup at large in area backpack

0

rachel mcadams doesn't look like this anymore

0

Well, not completely, but yes, quite the same. However, this is irrelivent- she wasn't a person, because she was in a coma. Does that give me the right to kill her? Of course not! What about fetuses born in comas? Can we kill them? What about people in vegetative states? After all, they arn't perfect, so let's kill them!

0

florida state university suspends greek life after student's death

0

how the rise of the middle class shaped american folk art

0

marcellus williams prosecutor drew scrutiny in ferguson police shooting

0

clinton aide: protesters don't want $15 an hour

1

His 'cure' appears to be banging a rent boy! He most certainly one of yours:)

1

news of jenna elfman sitcom sends herd of buffalo into wild stampede