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1	'the voice' amends rules to allow votes from those who aren't white landowning males
1	naughty butcher specializes in penis-shaped veal cutlet
0	aatish taseer talks sanskrit, the dangerous power of english, and his new novel
0	proof that human alex jones is most certainly not part reptile
1	opera ends on unexpected high note
0	guard dog in training notices very suspicious-looking dog in mirror
0	new year's eve prank leaves 4-year-old glued to mcdonald's toilet
0	hgtv star explains why you should never ask, 'when are you going to have a baby?'
0	u.s. schools have already faced 10 shooting incidents this year
0	how baby boomers are redefining healthy aging
0	missing u.s. marine vet, canadian girlfriend found strangled in belize: reports
1	latest online security breach forces mom to change post-it
1	fbi releases list of criminals it in no particular rush to track down
0	25 hilarious, adorable and just plain strange quotes from kids
0	fun fall recipes, from joy bauer (video)
0	tired of the cat eye? try this liner trick instead
1	5 months of college research outweighed by weekend visiting friend at penn state
0	handel's messiah, jesus, and the old testament
0	On Faith: Murder is Murder and Abortion is Not - Arthur Waskow
0	gop lawmaker: gay rep. should have stayed in the closet
0	wwii veteran reunites with his long-lost love after 70 years…on skype!
0	travel ban is a minor win for trump and a major loss for human rights
1	meghan mccain forced to live out socialist nightmare of empathy for sick person
0	rescued lion has been obsessed with blankets since he was a baby
1	A load of unowhat repeated for many years now. Junk science commissioned to get results that were desired. Check out lung cancer rates for Rastafarians. Nothing abnormally high. Gateway my arse.
0	mexico mayor killed less than a day after taking office
1	Thanks for contributing absolutely nothing as you make unfounded claims without supporting them with even the slightest proof. But hey, talks cheap; and you've proven you've got plenty of that since showing up here.
1	entire facebook staff laughs as man tightens privacy settings
0	las vegas review-journal staff balks at limits on covering new owner
1	gop strips steve king of post on powerful house segregation committee
0	donald trump heading for a series of wins in the northeast, polls say
1	obituary cites teen's love of music, cars
1	al-qaeda's no. 114 killed on office depot run
1	You mean I can get pregnant all by myself! COOL! Out with the men. They have been ticking me off for YEARS! Well, where should we draw the line with men? At what point is it OK for the government to take control rather than letting men make choices for their bodies? For me. Nothing less than I ALWAYS MAKE MY OWN CHOICES FOR MY BODY is acceptable and anything else is violation.
1	And the Brady background check has not been repealed either so by your "logic" it must be effective.
1	next week's school shooting victims thank senate for failing to pass gun bill
1	michelangelo's david updated
1	apple unveils much-anticipated iphone 4se
0	this one neat trick will eliminate clickbait forever
1	terrified laptop wakes up inside case
0	'one big happy' star kelly brook on the changing definition of family
1	nation to be sterilized from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m. this friday
0	parental leave revolution moves from tech to banking
1	obama family adopts 44-year-old portuguese water man
0	trump's lawyers start to couch statements on russia investigation
0	the big education races to watch on election day
0	this rescued mink just discovered the joy of being in water
1	biden invokes freedom of information act to find out when woman gets off work
1	ailing castro begins 750,000 last words
0	60 years after brown v. board, will congress revive a dual school system?
0	protests continue for stephon clark on martin luther king jr.'s death anniversary
0	key republican puts dagger in push to end filibusters
0	mike pence may have won the debate, but lost points with donald trump
0	director alexia kosmider talks new documentary transjourney (audio)
1	felt board adds clarity to christ's teachings
0	obama administration to unveil plans to cut methane emissions
1	You haven't got a point. You're so far from having a point that you make completely blunt things look dangerously pointy. People who believe the Genesis account of creation are barkingly delusional and nobody else has any duty to humour them in any way with the possible exception of preventing them from harming themselves on pointy things.
1	public-speaking student to make point of gesturing
1	So, am I looking for attention or am I mentally ill?
1	I'm not interested in who isn't hitting on you. Do you want an ugly, flaming, gay cellulite blubber-wench hitting on you for three years or not??? Or maybe a pod of those whales all hitting on you?? For the record, gays make normal men's skin crawl, and not in a good way. So keep the spiritually-challenged heathens out of the men's barracks, and out of their showers. Just because you and the rest of the pro-gay crowd thinks that kind of depraved activity is ok doesn't mean the rest of society does.
0	Because it's unfair that us little people can also own guns.
1	man's insecurities versatile enough to be projected onto any situation
1	man on vacation suddenly realizes no one feeding his hostages
1	report: make it stop
1	chef justice luigi vespucci issues spicy dissent on puttanesca v. arrabiata
0	the incredible places in the world we would rather be today
0	the day she let her son wait in the car
0	new nike deal ensures future for women's pro soccer in u.s.
1	census adds question asking participants to identify any unpatriotic neighbor
0	donald trump calls kim jong un a 'smart cookie'
1	man remembers it summer solstice after noticing group of pagans fucking in ring of fire on way to work
0	I'm talking about the woman, of course. The fetus does not have a positive right to suck nutrients out of the woman's body against her will.
0	i was hit by the car attack in charlottesville
0	emotional intelligence needs a moral rudder
1	So you're stumped again on who your missing link is. Not surprised. OH YE OF GREAT FAITH!!
1	out-of-style woman still has last season's body issues
1	frazzled robert mueller walking around with piece of russia investigation document stuck to his shoe
1	report: freezers in healthy choice corporate offices probably stocked with every kind of healthy choice you could imagine
0	so you want to talk about ghost in the shell, the whitewashed edition?
0	spring must-haves for cool, curvy girls
1	Surprise. You obviously do not have to be born to be a person under the 14th Amendment. So, in sum, your conclusion here, like your conclusions in so many other areas, is simply wrong.
1	ecuadorian embassy runs ad seeking 'no drama' tenant for newly vacant room
0	23,000 firearms were handed in when the UK had its gun ban. According to your logic those people that handed in their firearms can still be prosecuted because they took possession of a firearm prior to the ban. I don't think so.
1	No surprises that an unemployed former public servant would support increasing the amount he leeches off everyone else. It's a joke this is even something people would think about at this point. The titanic's sinking and you're thinking about whether to ask for a room with lilac lampshades.
1	Well, good, I'm glad as heck you have a mom you can tell that to. Mine would've hit the roof, and then hit me on the way back down. Did she flip or was she pretty cool about it? Just remember (who would we be if not preachy? Us ol' adults, we don't know nuthin') that b.c. isn't one hundred percent reliable or that condoms can break and you can still get nasty bugs all kinds of different ways.
1	Sorry, I was busy looking at your Base21 source, the one where you post your own article. I figured someone had made up an article on it. Hey, according to PNC=WW3, if I don't like the people who put the information into the State Dept. website, I don't have to believe it. That's according to him.
1	So it's just fine if someone says "gay people are prone to force Christians out of their towns", eh? Interesting. emoticonXWow Just "typical English usage", after all ....
1	man at salad bar has to say every item aloud as he adds it to salad
1	oscars audience shrugging uproariously during jimmy kimmel's opening monologue
1	video game boss thinking he should get big glowing weak spot on back checked out
1	herculean effort, astronomical expense lead to photo of whole family at disney world
1	neighborhood kids grant landmark status to house where guy killed himself
1	No thanks. There are other ways to meet dates. It's very easy for gays to meet dates that are not officially gay.
1	alex jones pleads with sandy hook parents to imagine pain an expensive lawsuit would cause him
1	congress confused by $500 million in trump's budget allocated for 'laser stuff'
0	retailers hiring the most employees for the holidays
0	spurs coach gregg popovich rips 'game show' president
1	silvio berlusconi swears dancer was of legal age when he paid her for sex using state money
1	friends, family waiting for current bout of man's depression to subside before really laying into him
1	obama increases sense of urgency by riding last white rhino on earth through climate talk

1

'the voice' amends rules to allow votes from those who aren't white landowning males

1

naughty butcher specializes in penis-shaped veal cutlet

0

aatish taseer talks sanskrit, the dangerous power of english, and his new novel

0

proof that human alex jones is most certainly not part reptile

1

opera ends on unexpected high note

0

guard dog in training notices very suspicious-looking dog in mirror

0

new year's eve prank leaves 4-year-old glued to mcdonald's toilet

0

hgtv star explains why you should never ask, 'when are you going to have a baby?'

0

u.s. schools have already faced 10 shooting incidents this year

0

how baby boomers are redefining healthy aging

0

missing u.s. marine vet, canadian girlfriend found strangled in belize: reports

1

latest online security breach forces mom to change post-it

1

fbi releases list of criminals it in no particular rush to track down

0

25 hilarious, adorable and just plain strange quotes from kids

0

fun fall recipes, from joy bauer (video)

0

tired of the cat eye? try this liner trick instead

1

5 months of college research outweighed by weekend visiting friend at penn state

0

handel's messiah, jesus, and the old testament

0

On Faith: Murder is Murder and Abortion is Not - Arthur Waskow

0

gop lawmaker: gay rep. should have stayed in the closet

0

wwii veteran reunites with his long-lost love after 70 years…on skype!

0

travel ban is a minor win for trump and a major loss for human rights

1

meghan mccain forced to live out socialist nightmare of empathy for sick person

0

rescued lion has been obsessed with blankets since he was a baby

1

A load of unowhat repeated for many years now. Junk science commissioned to get results that were desired. Check out lung cancer rates for Rastafarians. Nothing abnormally high. Gateway my arse.

0

mexico mayor killed less than a day after taking office

1

Thanks for contributing absolutely nothing as you make unfounded claims without supporting them with even the slightest proof. But hey, talks cheap; and you've proven you've got plenty of that since showing up here.

1

entire facebook staff laughs as man tightens privacy settings

0

las vegas review-journal staff balks at limits on covering new owner

1

gop strips steve king of post on powerful house segregation committee

0

donald trump heading for a series of wins in the northeast, polls say

1

obituary cites teen's love of music, cars

1

al-qaeda's no. 114 killed on office depot run

1

You mean I can get pregnant all by myself! COOL! Out with the men. They have been ticking me off for YEARS! Well, where should we draw the line with men? At what point is it OK for the government to take control rather than letting men make choices for their bodies? For me. Nothing less than I ALWAYS MAKE MY OWN CHOICES FOR MY BODY is acceptable and anything else is violation.

1

And the Brady background check has not been repealed either so by your "logic" it must be effective.

1

next week's school shooting victims thank senate for failing to pass gun bill

1

michelangelo's david updated

1

apple unveils much-anticipated iphone 4se

0

this one neat trick will eliminate clickbait forever

1

terrified laptop wakes up inside case

0

'one big happy' star kelly brook on the changing definition of family

1

nation to be sterilized from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m. this friday

0

parental leave revolution moves from tech to banking

1

obama family adopts 44-year-old portuguese water man

0

trump's lawyers start to couch statements on russia investigation

0

the big education races to watch on election day

0

this rescued mink just discovered the joy of being in water

1

biden invokes freedom of information act to find out when woman gets off work

1

ailing castro begins 750,000 last words

0

60 years after brown v. board, will congress revive a dual school system?

0

protests continue for stephon clark on martin luther king jr.'s death anniversary

0

key republican puts dagger in push to end filibusters

0

mike pence may have won the debate, but lost points with donald trump

0

director alexia kosmider talks new documentary transjourney (audio)

1

felt board adds clarity to christ's teachings

0

obama administration to unveil plans to cut methane emissions

1

You haven't got a point. You're so far from having a point that you make completely blunt things look dangerously pointy. People who believe the Genesis account of creation are barkingly delusional and nobody else has any duty to humour them in any way with the possible exception of preventing them from harming themselves on pointy things.

1

public-speaking student to make point of gesturing

1

So, am I looking for attention or am I mentally ill?

1

I'm not interested in who isn't hitting on you. Do you want an ugly, flaming, gay cellulite blubber-wench hitting on you for three years or not??? Or maybe a pod of those whales all hitting on you?? For the record, gays make normal men's skin crawl, and not in a good way. So keep the spiritually-challenged heathens out of the men's barracks, and out of their showers. Just because you and the rest of the pro-gay crowd thinks that kind of depraved activity is ok doesn't mean the rest of society does.

0

Because it's unfair that us little people can also own guns.

1

man's insecurities versatile enough to be projected onto any situation

1

man on vacation suddenly realizes no one feeding his hostages

1

report: make it stop

1

chef justice luigi vespucci issues spicy dissent on puttanesca v. arrabiata

0

the incredible places in the world we would rather be today

0

the day she let her son wait in the car

0

new nike deal ensures future for women's pro soccer in u.s.

1

census adds question asking participants to identify any unpatriotic neighbor

0

donald trump calls kim jong un a 'smart cookie'

1

man remembers it summer solstice after noticing group of pagans fucking in ring of fire on way to work

0

I'm talking about the woman, of course. The fetus does not have a positive right to suck nutrients out of the woman's body against her will.

0

i was hit by the car attack in charlottesville

0

emotional intelligence needs a moral rudder

1

So you're stumped again on who your missing link is. Not surprised. OH YE OF GREAT FAITH!!

1

out-of-style woman still has last season's body issues

1

frazzled robert mueller walking around with piece of russia investigation document stuck to his shoe

1

report: freezers in healthy choice corporate offices probably stocked with every kind of healthy choice you could imagine

0

so you want to talk about ghost in the shell, the whitewashed edition?

0

spring must-haves for cool, curvy girls

1

Surprise. You obviously do not have to be born to be a person under the 14th Amendment. So, in sum, your conclusion here, like your conclusions in so many other areas, is simply wrong.

1

ecuadorian embassy runs ad seeking 'no drama' tenant for newly vacant room

0

23,000 firearms were handed in when the UK had its gun ban. According to your logic those people that handed in their firearms can still be prosecuted because they took possession of a firearm prior to the ban. I don't think so.

1

No surprises that an unemployed former public servant would support increasing the amount he leeches off everyone else. It's a joke this is even something people would think about at this point. The titanic's sinking and you're thinking about whether to ask for a room with lilac lampshades.

1

Well, good, I'm glad as heck you have a mom you can tell that to. Mine would've hit the roof, and then hit me on the way back down. Did she flip or was she pretty cool about it? Just remember (who would we be if not preachy? Us ol' adults, we don't know nuthin') that b.c. isn't one hundred percent reliable or that condoms can break and you can still get nasty bugs all kinds of different ways.

1

Sorry, I was busy looking at your Base21 source, the one where you post your own article. I figured someone had made up an article on it. Hey, according to PNC=WW3, if I don't like the people who put the information into the State Dept. website, I don't have to believe it. That's according to him.

1

So it's just fine if someone says "gay people are prone to force Christians out of their towns", eh? Interesting. emoticonXWow Just "typical English usage", after all ....

1

man at salad bar has to say every item aloud as he adds it to salad

1

oscars audience shrugging uproariously during jimmy kimmel's opening monologue

1

video game boss thinking he should get big glowing weak spot on back checked out

1

herculean effort, astronomical expense lead to photo of whole family at disney world

1

neighborhood kids grant landmark status to house where guy killed himself

1

No thanks. There are other ways to meet dates. It's very easy for gays to meet dates that are not officially gay.

1

alex jones pleads with sandy hook parents to imagine pain an expensive lawsuit would cause him

1

congress confused by $500 million in trump's budget allocated for 'laser stuff'

0

retailers hiring the most employees for the holidays

0

spurs coach gregg popovich rips 'game show' president

1

silvio berlusconi swears dancer was of legal age when he paid her for sex using state money

1

friends, family waiting for current bout of man's depression to subside before really laying into him

1

obama increases sense of urgency by riding last white rhino on earth through climate talk