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0	That's not true -- actually, it doesn't make sense. Science is just a bunch of rules (by definition). "Biology uses science to study life" is true. "Physics uses science to study the physical world" is true, but "science's purpose is to study life" is not true.
0	9/11 health program now officially on borrowed time
1	We have a terrorist supporter among us, objecting to restrictions on terrorists! Why do you hate America?
0	vegas atm steals $600 - can you get it back?
1	report: scientists still decades away from deciphering wireless bill
1	teen publication takes bold anti-peer-pressure stance
1	u.s. takes out key iraqi bases in midnight raid
1	ketchup crust on heinz bottle cap still dreams of one day getting onto hot dog
1	victoria's secret introduces 3-inch patch of satin to place anywhere on body
0	Well, there is a little more to it than that, but agreed.
0	reese witherspoon's star-studded birthday bash is giving us major fomo
1	breaking: nunes memo exposes deep bias, corruption in devin nunes
1	Lets have a look at it a little pause button action, a little jotting down and we have it in writing! Atheist scientists (or Algore) provided me with this technology, not sure which. <--- (one of those smileys Mr Poe enlightened me on)
1	Yeah, yeah, yeah...I don't think that I could ever be drunk enough to think Waxy was a "chick". :)
0	russian athlete dedicates olympic medal to 'unfairly' banned compatriots
1	saddam hussein presents suicide bomber's family with oversized check
1	What does spelling have to do with your own opinion? Again this isn't just about you although I think you did resort to correcting someone's spelling and just didn't answer the question. This has nothing to do with being entitled to your own opinion. It is equally bad for anyone to resort to personal attacks on either side of the debate.
1	new pepsi product specifically mentions target demographic in name
1	cheerleader given a 'd'
0	coming soon: a new 'fraggle rock' movie
1	betsy devos argues issue of guns in schools should be fully left up to individual shooters
1	rommel, hummel dominate parents' christmas list
0	'climate' is not mentioned once in trump's infrastructure plan
1	gay alabama couple always dreamed of getting married surrounded by hostility
0	blue-collar democrats to party: it's still the economy, stupid
0	So now Wiesmann's barrier is the most important thing to the ToE? Somehow I doubt that biologists agree, but obviously creationists have more authority on the topic of evolution...
0	the first trailer for abc's menéndez brothers documentary treats murderers like rock stars
1	hang-glider gang terrorizes elderly hot-air-ballooning couple
1	nation shudders to think how mad nra would be if obama actually proposed meaningful gun control
0	SNIPThis opinion piece was put forth by the Violence Policy Center, the same people who opposed all forms of firearms safety training and gun locks, because they might encourage people to feel that they're more capable of safely operation a firearm. The Violence Policy Center also pushed the idea of an "assault weapons ban" because it was easier than a handgun ban, claiming that the uneducated people are unable to tell what is a machine gun and what isn't a machine gun, making passage of such a law all the easier.
0	'the defiant ones': how dr. dre and jimmy iovine made a lot of music and, yeah, money
0	as trump kills daca, bannon's breitbart celebrates a major policy win
1	creature that craps in box too fancy for dry food
0	the costs of war -- at home
0	this is what happens when the pavement is too hot for your dog
0	how far will an uber driver go to get five stars from you?
1	Oh, yea. You are damn right those European socialists are dangerous. Americans might look and see their governments actually doing something USEFUL for the people and think that we should have that here. I am surprised we have not nuked them yet.
1	The first half of the above post you're being purposefully thick. The last part is just dumb and not at all based in reality!
1	pumpkin clearly had finger in it
1	visine introduces new eye-whitening strips
0	washington state man jailed after attacking three gay seattle men
0	flower power -- how your child can blossom fully
1	desperate wheel of fortune receives approval to use swear words
0	congress must reclaim war-making authority
0	advocates rally around transgender migrant woman detained in all-male facility
0	the limits of corporate citizenship: why walgreen shouldn't be allowed to influence u.s. politics if it becomes swiss
0	volkswagen looks to settle criminal probe with fines up to $1.2 billion
1	assistant always follows warner bros. ceo with suitcase containing codes to authorize 'collateral beauty 2'
1	biden forges president's signature on executive order to make december dokken history month
0	first nighter: gyllenhaal, wilson illuminate nick payne's 'constellations'
1	.. I pointed it out in capitals in the hope that it may help you understand the point...did it work? Who knows
0	even trump voters hate this bill he just signed
0	8 ways to really travel better
0	I think we are all aware that abortion is a terrible thing. No-one is denying that. And contrary to what some people might think, there is nothing anyone could say to make (most) women undergoing an abortion feel any worse about it. Just like any traumatic situation, sometimes you might just need to talk to someone about it, make sure your head is in the right place. And yes, some abortion clinics do provide counseling, but as far as i know, all of them provide referrals to other organizations that do. Contrary to what some people might think, the employees at these clinics, for the most part, are caring, compassionate people.
1	Must I do everything here? http://www.whistlestopper.com/forum/...ght=bush+hater http://www.whistlestopper.com/forum/...ter#post223150 http://www.whistlestopper.com/forum/...ter#post173929 http://www.whistlestopper.com/forum/...ter#post173360 http://www.whistlestopper.com/forum/...ter#post150198 http://www.whistlestopper.com/forum/...ter#post106082 http://www.whistlestopper.com/forum/...ter#post121629 That's less then 10% of the threads he's insulted people.
0	'family' groups praise president trump's decision to roll back trans rights
0	chaplains, counselors, pastors rush to help in san bernardino
0	Why not read "The Science of Consciousness—The Next Scientific Paradigm" by William A. Guillory, Ph.D. which states in part... "The Science of Consciousness is essentially the study of the non-material world. It is the study of metaphysical pheno
1	white house slam dunk contest results in no slam dunks
0	How would you know about who winds up dead more? You don't prove anything either.
0	stephen colbert attempts to list everything trump has attacked harder than nazis
1	time-traveling commodities trader visits alternate hog future
1	heroic goldfish given viking flushing
1	georgia gop demands stacey abrams step down as candidate to avoid conflict of interest
0	11-year-old declares a debate loser: donald trump
0	a bollywood sitcom with priyanka chopra is coming to america
1	content writer awkwardly shows parents around website where he works
0	back from the valley: sebastian junger on korengal
1	lee majors: does he still exist?
1	Now name one country with universal socialized healthcare with a population of 300 million citizens modulus, just one if you can. Your exemplar countries are tiny in comparison to us so lets get realistic and compare apples to apples for once, ok?
0	letter threatens alabama media group over coverage of roy moore accusations
1	taylor swift now dating james holmes
0	i'll tell them
0	the 10 most memorable onscreen weddings
1	man calls trust fund savings
0	I know exactly what you were saying. And it seems I was right, you have nothing to back up your claim that people were betting that it would fail. It's just something you're "sure" of, i.e. something you made up. Like I figured.
1	body language experts offer insight into meaning of marco rubio loudly sobbing throughout debate
0	is trouble brewing for the 2015 npt review conference?
1	u.n. address ends in tragedy as ahmadinejad suffers third degree burns from malfunctioning pyrotechnics
1	subpoenaed trump organization financial documents reveal company's only holding is single dairy queen in new jersey
0	If this is what passes for American healthcare, then your need for change is even more desperate. None of these "treatments" is available on the NHS.
1	broncos center apologizes to team after accidentally snapping ball to brady quinn
1	u.s. to slow down relationship with uruguay
0	jimmy kimmel can't soften daca opponents, even with a cute baby
0	wall street journal editor directs reporters to get really mealy-mouthed covering trump
0	yolo joe: 11 reasons why biden should jump in already
1	area family putting a little money away to one day blow on single health scare
1	local christian sees parallel to your situation in bible
0	migrant women sentenced for having unmarried sex in qatar
0	those weren't nooses at university of delaware
0	nafta renegotiation is a stark reminder that states and cities must protect against climate disaster
1	detective behind two-way mirror nervously crosses arms as criminal addresses him directly
1	8th grader impregnated during trip to 'march for life' event
0	samantha bee sums up ivanka trump's new white house role in just 8 words
0	john carpenter tells off neo-nazi trolls who think 'they live' is about jewish supremacy
0	different from the norm: 12 unique hotel stays in nyc
0	Are you suggesting that if abortion were banned that abortion clinics that are already done will flood the US? Please, get real here. People would probably go across the bordor and get abortions there...you might have drugs from canada come over that cause abortion but there is no reason to believe this will "clog" up the jails. People need to realize that is was only 30yrs ago that abortion was pretty much illegal (in most states). Did you see prisons flooded ? no.
0	james corden delivers emotional tribute to the 'manchester i know'
1	palestinian family trapped under rubble thrilled to hear 'gaza' trending on twitter
1	dhs announces racial profiling free-for-all this sept. 11

0

That's not true -- actually, it doesn't make sense. Science is just a bunch of rules (by definition). "Biology uses science to study life" is true. "Physics uses science to study the physical world" is true, but "science's purpose is to study life" is not true.

0

9/11 health program now officially on borrowed time

1

We have a terrorist supporter among us, objecting to restrictions on terrorists! Why do you hate America?

0

vegas atm steals $600 - can you get it back?

1

report: scientists still decades away from deciphering wireless bill

1

teen publication takes bold anti-peer-pressure stance

1

u.s. takes out key iraqi bases in midnight raid

1

ketchup crust on heinz bottle cap still dreams of one day getting onto hot dog

1

victoria's secret introduces 3-inch patch of satin to place anywhere on body

0

Well, there is a little more to it than that, but agreed.

0

reese witherspoon's star-studded birthday bash is giving us major fomo

1

breaking: nunes memo exposes deep bias, corruption in devin nunes

1

Lets have a look at it a little pause button action, a little jotting down and we have it in writing! Atheist scientists (or Algore) provided me with this technology, not sure which. <--- (one of those smileys Mr Poe enlightened me on)

1

Yeah, yeah, yeah...I don't think that I could ever be drunk enough to think Waxy was a "chick". :)

0

russian athlete dedicates olympic medal to 'unfairly' banned compatriots

1

saddam hussein presents suicide bomber's family with oversized check

1

What does spelling have to do with your own opinion? Again this isn't just about you although I think you did resort to correcting someone's spelling and just didn't answer the question. This has nothing to do with being entitled to your own opinion. It is equally bad for anyone to resort to personal attacks on either side of the debate.

1

new pepsi product specifically mentions target demographic in name

1

cheerleader given a 'd'

0

coming soon: a new 'fraggle rock' movie

1

betsy devos argues issue of guns in schools should be fully left up to individual shooters

1

rommel, hummel dominate parents' christmas list

0

'climate' is not mentioned once in trump's infrastructure plan

1

gay alabama couple always dreamed of getting married surrounded by hostility

0

blue-collar democrats to party: it's still the economy, stupid

0

So now Wiesmann's barrier is the most important thing to the ToE? Somehow I doubt that biologists agree, but obviously creationists have more authority on the topic of evolution...

0

the first trailer for abc's menéndez brothers documentary treats murderers like rock stars

1

hang-glider gang terrorizes elderly hot-air-ballooning couple

1

nation shudders to think how mad nra would be if obama actually proposed meaningful gun control

0

SNIPThis opinion piece was put forth by the Violence Policy Center, the same people who opposed all forms of firearms safety training and gun locks, because they might encourage people to feel that they're more capable of safely operation a firearm. The Violence Policy Center also pushed the idea of an "assault weapons ban" because it was easier than a handgun ban, claiming that the uneducated people are unable to tell what is a machine gun and what isn't a machine gun, making passage of such a law all the easier.

0

'the defiant ones': how dr. dre and jimmy iovine made a lot of music and, yeah, money

0

as trump kills daca, bannon's breitbart celebrates a major policy win

1

creature that craps in box too fancy for dry food

0

the costs of war -- at home

0

this is what happens when the pavement is too hot for your dog

0

how far will an uber driver go to get five stars from you?

1

Oh, yea. You are damn right those European socialists are dangerous. Americans might look and see their governments actually doing something USEFUL for the people and think that we should have that here. I am surprised we have not nuked them yet.

1

The first half of the above post you're being purposefully thick. The last part is just dumb and not at all based in reality!

1

pumpkin clearly had finger in it

1

visine introduces new eye-whitening strips

0

washington state man jailed after attacking three gay seattle men

0

flower power -- how your child can blossom fully

1

desperate wheel of fortune receives approval to use swear words

0

congress must reclaim war-making authority

0

advocates rally around transgender migrant woman detained in all-male facility

0

the limits of corporate citizenship: why walgreen shouldn't be allowed to influence u.s. politics if it becomes swiss

0

volkswagen looks to settle criminal probe with fines up to $1.2 billion

1

assistant always follows warner bros. ceo with suitcase containing codes to authorize 'collateral beauty 2'

1

biden forges president's signature on executive order to make december dokken history month

0

first nighter: gyllenhaal, wilson illuminate nick payne's 'constellations'

1

.. I pointed it out in capitals in the hope that it may help you understand the point...did it work? Who knows

0

even trump voters hate this bill he just signed

0

8 ways to really travel better

0

I think we are all aware that abortion is a terrible thing. No-one is denying that. And contrary to what some people might think, there is nothing anyone could say to make (most) women undergoing an abortion feel any worse about it. Just like any traumatic situation, sometimes you might just need to talk to someone about it, make sure your head is in the right place. And yes, some abortion clinics do provide counseling, but as far as i know, all of them provide referrals to other organizations that do. Contrary to what some people might think, the employees at these clinics, for the most part, are caring, compassionate people.

1

Must I do everything here? http://www.whistlestopper.com/forum/...ght=bush+hater http://www.whistlestopper.com/forum/...ter#post223150 http://www.whistlestopper.com/forum/...ter#post173929 http://www.whistlestopper.com/forum/...ter#post173360 http://www.whistlestopper.com/forum/...ter#post150198 http://www.whistlestopper.com/forum/...ter#post106082 http://www.whistlestopper.com/forum/...ter#post121629 That's less then 10% of the threads he's insulted people.

0

'family' groups praise president trump's decision to roll back trans rights

0

chaplains, counselors, pastors rush to help in san bernardino

0

Why not read "The Science of Consciousness—The Next Scientific Paradigm" by William A. Guillory, Ph.D. which states in part... "The Science of Consciousness is essentially the study of the non-material world. It is the study of metaphysical pheno

1

white house slam dunk contest results in no slam dunks

0

How would you know about who winds up dead more? You don't prove anything either.

0

stephen colbert attempts to list everything trump has attacked harder than nazis

1

time-traveling commodities trader visits alternate hog future

1

heroic goldfish given viking flushing

1

georgia gop demands stacey abrams step down as candidate to avoid conflict of interest

0

11-year-old declares a debate loser: donald trump

0

a bollywood sitcom with priyanka chopra is coming to america

1

content writer awkwardly shows parents around website where he works

0

back from the valley: sebastian junger on korengal

1

lee majors: does he still exist?

1

Now name one country with universal socialized healthcare with a population of 300 million citizens modulus, just one if you can. Your exemplar countries are tiny in comparison to us so lets get realistic and compare apples to apples for once, ok?

0

letter threatens alabama media group over coverage of roy moore accusations

1

taylor swift now dating james holmes

0

i'll tell them

0

the 10 most memorable onscreen weddings

1

man calls trust fund savings

0

I know exactly what you were saying. And it seems I was right, you have nothing to back up your claim that people were betting that it would fail. It's just something you're "sure" of, i.e. something you made up. Like I figured.

1

body language experts offer insight into meaning of marco rubio loudly sobbing throughout debate

0

is trouble brewing for the 2015 npt review conference?

1

u.n. address ends in tragedy as ahmadinejad suffers third degree burns from malfunctioning pyrotechnics

1

subpoenaed trump organization financial documents reveal company's only holding is single dairy queen in new jersey

0

If this is what passes for American healthcare, then your need for change is even more desperate. None of these "treatments" is available on the NHS.

1

broncos center apologizes to team after accidentally snapping ball to brady quinn

1

u.s. to slow down relationship with uruguay

0

jimmy kimmel can't soften daca opponents, even with a cute baby

0

wall street journal editor directs reporters to get really mealy-mouthed covering trump

0

yolo joe: 11 reasons why biden should jump in already

1

area family putting a little money away to one day blow on single health scare

1

local christian sees parallel to your situation in bible

0

migrant women sentenced for having unmarried sex in qatar

0

those weren't nooses at university of delaware

0

nafta renegotiation is a stark reminder that states and cities must protect against climate disaster

1

detective behind two-way mirror nervously crosses arms as criminal addresses him directly

1

8th grader impregnated during trip to 'march for life' event

0

samantha bee sums up ivanka trump's new white house role in just 8 words

0

john carpenter tells off neo-nazi trolls who think 'they live' is about jewish supremacy

0

different from the norm: 12 unique hotel stays in nyc

0

Are you suggesting that if abortion were banned that abortion clinics that are already done will flood the US? Please, get real here. People would probably go across the bordor and get abortions there...you might have drugs from canada come over that cause abortion but there is no reason to believe this will "clog" up the jails. People need to realize that is was only 30yrs ago that abortion was pretty much illegal (in most states). Did you see prisons flooded ? no.

0

james corden delivers emotional tribute to the 'manchester i know'

1

palestinian family trapped under rubble thrilled to hear 'gaza' trending on twitter

1

dhs announces racial profiling free-for-all this sept. 11