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1	new epa study finds 98% of u.s. mop water fucking nasty as hell
1	sports de-emphasized
0	teenage gunfight with isis
1	area dad to spend next few days or so telling son it important to respect women
0	Schumer is a bonafide idiot, as are many in the Senate. He failingly tried to draw Alito into exposing how he would rule on abortion if presented a case. Alito is far too intelligent to be logically trapped by a buffoon such as Shumer.It is also plain to see he interrupts when he supposes the response will indeed make sense against his flailings.
1	cashier allows line-cutting to go unpunished
1	frustrated nsa now forced to rely on mass surveillance programs that haven't come to light yet
0	an open letter on behalf of undocumented immigrants
0	tennis player gabriella taylor possibly poisoned at wimbledon
1	woman comforting friend just going to throw compliments against wall and see what sticks
1	If it was her head, I'd say implode. Air rushes in to fill a vacuum. ;)
0	palestinian shot dead after stabbing israeli trooper
1	friends trying on each other's glasses revel in glorious mayhem of having slightly different prescriptions
0	black voters helped elect the man who prosecuted birmingham church bombers
0	Yes it does but I have a feeling that it will take the bulldozer of the SCOTUS to make the 11 dominoes of the old confederacy +Utah fall down.
1	congress can't remember last time it got together and legislated like this
0	Can you please provide a cite in the Constitution that supports the notion that a Supreme Court Justice nominee has the power to declare that any case is "settled law" and the subsequent power to make it so? I didn't think so.
1	And this coming from a so called, self proclaimed "rational christian" ? It appears you have blown your cover as a poser by showing your true colors as an anti-christian atheist and a hatemonger. Thanks for revealing your true Nature. emoticonXGood
0	Well, my point is that they (I, you, or any collector) shouldn't be forced but rather, that it is a smart thing to do in order to make sure you are not selling a firearm to a felon (which could land you in prison).
1	bags under tommy lee jones' eyes causing him neck problems
1	new study finds you'd love being rich asshole
0	the u.s. under-invests in energy innovation, asserts former energy secretary ernest moniz
0	black realness in the mainstream, but is everybody watching?
1	area man has no idea how to get copy of birth certificate
0	embracing the darkness: a weird and wonderful chat with the amazing aubrey plaza
0	gop congressman turns science committee into platform for his own anti-science views
0	No, I think you're trying to do more than that. You're trying to say that the increase in crime is due to a lack of gun ownership, aren't you? Because if you are, the article you cite doesn't back up that claim. What, no actual data to back up any of your claims? Do you have access to US crime numbers? How many armed breakins do you get in a country where people do have guns? That's the comparison that needs to be made here.
0	15 songs that defined the boomer generation
0	Really? The transcript shows that he did not ask her anything in the Gay marriage section of the discussion.Transcript can be found here: http://elections.nytimes.com/2008/pr...al-debate.htmland here: http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/...ipt/index.html (click on the same-sex benefits section and the transcript shows up right next to the video)
1	movie not nearly as awful as hoped
0	what to do about slums
1	new study finds no long-term health benefits
1	russian nuclear weapons laid out for sale on sidewalk
1	bill & melinda gates shocked to learn ghanaian school never intended to pay back money lent to them
0	i want to be that girl
1	child 'very sorry' for slapping teddy bear
0	supporters defend kirsten gillibrand after trump delivers 'sexist smear'
1	'urban legends true,' says friend of cousin's roommate
1	parents' visit injects $66 into local apartment economy
1	kuwait deploys troop
1	area woman always has something quirky to do
1	'game of thrones' showrunners disappointed with how quality of fans has dropped off over past couple seasons
0	livid jimmy kimmel turns up the heat on sen. bill cassidy for second night
1	backup health care plan involves nation sharing one big jar of ointment
0	And if you rewind a little over 40 years, the exact same thing could be said about interracial marriage.Archie's reply is a non-argument, and false at that.Multiple other groups state discrimination in marriage, but there are LEGITIMATE STATE INTERESTS prohibiting their marriage.Little things like child rape, lack of consent, and other issues.
1	local mosque only rated 1.5 stars on yelp
1	milosevic dreams he's slaughtering ethnic albanians in his underwear
1	name of gay bar should have been clearer
1	man regrets wasting money on college after failing to secure perfect dream life by 24
0	the 'titanic ii' will bring history to life with its 2018 maiden voyage
0	8 do's and don'ts of religion-themed halloween costumes
0	huffpollster: electoral college estimates show hillary clinton beating donald trump and ted cruz
1	melania trump hosts state dinner in stunning black shroud of shrieking crows
1	pet turtle going hog wild on terrarium's new stick
0	brazil's congress set to vote on president rouseff's impeachment
1	movie studio blows whole budget on big-name gaffer
0	my niece has cancer and i'm ticked about it
0	anna deavere smith on the 44th jefferson lecture and the search for american character
1	area man mystified by layout of adjacent town's kroger
1	romney enchants nation with lovely concession song
0	firefighters battle massive wildfires, smoky conditions in washington
1	pathetic excuse for man paid same wage as female counterpart
1	breaking: 'the onion' in kill range of boston bomber suspect
0	sir mix-a-lot wasn't trying to speak for women with 'baby got back'
0	the united base of america
0	when your friends are annoying about their social media ranking
0	in memory of the ms st. louis
0	So know we are breaking it down to whether the loss of life is deliberate.The restaurant bombing.We thought Saddam was there. We KNEW civilians were there. We dropped four 2000lb bunker buster bombs on/around the restaurant. We KNEW that civilians would be killed. We knew that by pressing the button, the bomb would be dropped and people would die.Compare that to the manufacturers. They make products that people use in their daily lifes. There isn't a button somewhere in the cigarette maker's office that kills a smoker when he decides it's time for them to die.
0	Well, it happens in virtually every thread.Some disagreements are between individuals of essentially the same basic system [Protestant Christian vs Protestant Christian], [atheist rationalist vs atheist rationalist]. Many disagreements are between individual of differing belief systems. In such cases the individuals often use the same word to mean two different things.What is evidence? Well, that will depend on your core belief system. Sacred writings may be excellent evidence for your belief system, but when you say the Qu'ran proves an issue, the Christian says Thats not evidence!.One side tries to convince the other side that their core beliefs are incorrect, so they really have no evidence for their position.
0	jeb bush wants to cut all energy subsidies
0	heartbreaking illustrations document the last words of unarmed black men
0	georgia's lieutenant governor tells delta to give nra back its discounts, or else
1	area spoon only rinsed for past 18 months
0	finding the courage to confront depression
0	freud on how to forget the past
1	heineken apologizes for racist ad with new special-release 'blacks only' beer
0	put a summer spin on your regular old salsa
0	No more so than the Scalia/Uncle Clarence Thomas cabal opining that the words NO LAW mean something other than what they do when they rule in a First Amendment case.
0	still no drinking water in ohio's 4th largest city
0	robin wright explains why she fought for equal pay for 'house of cards'
1	linebacker faces suspension for genocide
0	special counsel robert mueller probing trump business transactions: report
0	Well if they're automatic weapons then they're obviously importing them illegally from outside the country and violating federal regulations. You've got even bigger problems than you think.
1	* - edit: you know, actually, evidence in the form of experimental results are reviewed, or at least the methods are reviewed, and then if the experiment isn't reproducible then the evidence becomes suspect, so in that light evidence is, sort of, reviewed. Eh, who cares?)
0	meteorologist has hilarious comeback to daughter who questioned his weather prediction
0	what obamacare's successes should tell us about its failures
0	hong kong chooses new beijing-backed leader amid political tensions
0	senate does equifax a favor as a former executive is charged with insider trading
0	is this donald trump's re-election master plan?
1	detroit unveils new half-ton, 400 horsepower motown singer
1	nuclear energy advocates insist u.s. reactors completely safe unless something bad happens
1	adidas unveils new running shoe for fleeing from mass shootings
1	I'd be pretty dumb to buy something from someone who doesn't even believe in what they're selling. Those teachers may teach it, but they don't believe in it.
0	very well said... thank you for clarifing... very helpful. -Mosheh Thezion
0	trump's fbi attacks are helping accused terrorists defend themselves in court
0	john orozco breaks down after qualifying for usa gymnastics team
0	colorado death penalty in focus as massacre trial enters new phase
1	I think it's a pretty neat trick for a dead baby to sit upright in that little tub.
1	lettuce sentenced to slow, painful death in vegetable crisper drawer
0	disabilities act was 'life-changer' for millions, but new legislation needed to move forward

1

new epa study finds 98% of u.s. mop water fucking nasty as hell

1

sports de-emphasized

0

teenage gunfight with isis

1

area dad to spend next few days or so telling son it important to respect women

0

Schumer is a bonafide idiot, as are many in the Senate. He failingly tried to draw Alito into exposing how he would rule on abortion if presented a case. Alito is far too intelligent to be logically trapped by a buffoon such as Shumer.It is also plain to see he interrupts when he supposes the response will indeed make sense against his flailings.

1

cashier allows line-cutting to go unpunished

1

frustrated nsa now forced to rely on mass surveillance programs that haven't come to light yet

0

an open letter on behalf of undocumented immigrants

0

tennis player gabriella taylor possibly poisoned at wimbledon

1

woman comforting friend just going to throw compliments against wall and see what sticks

1

If it was her head, I'd say implode. Air rushes in to fill a vacuum. ;)

0

palestinian shot dead after stabbing israeli trooper

1

friends trying on each other's glasses revel in glorious mayhem of having slightly different prescriptions

0

black voters helped elect the man who prosecuted birmingham church bombers

0

Yes it does but I have a feeling that it will take the bulldozer of the SCOTUS to make the 11 dominoes of the old confederacy +Utah fall down.

1

congress can't remember last time it got together and legislated like this

0

Can you please provide a cite in the Constitution that supports the notion that a Supreme Court Justice nominee has the power to declare that any case is "settled law" and the subsequent power to make it so? I didn't think so.

1

And this coming from a so called, self proclaimed "rational christian" ? It appears you have blown your cover as a poser by showing your true colors as an anti-christian atheist and a hatemonger. Thanks for revealing your true Nature. emoticonXGood

0

Well, my point is that they (I, you, or any collector) shouldn't be forced but rather, that it is a smart thing to do in order to make sure you are not selling a firearm to a felon (which could land you in prison).

1

bags under tommy lee jones' eyes causing him neck problems

1

new study finds you'd love being rich asshole

0

the u.s. under-invests in energy innovation, asserts former energy secretary ernest moniz

0

black realness in the mainstream, but is everybody watching?

1

area man has no idea how to get copy of birth certificate

0

embracing the darkness: a weird and wonderful chat with the amazing aubrey plaza

0

gop congressman turns science committee into platform for his own anti-science views

0

No, I think you're trying to do more than that. You're trying to say that the increase in crime is due to a lack of gun ownership, aren't you? Because if you are, the article you cite doesn't back up that claim. What, no actual data to back up any of your claims? Do you have access to US crime numbers? How many armed breakins do you get in a country where people do have guns? That's the comparison that needs to be made here.

0

15 songs that defined the boomer generation

0

Really? The transcript shows that he did not ask her anything in the Gay marriage section of the discussion.Transcript can be found here: http://elections.nytimes.com/2008/pr...al-debate.htmland here: http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/10/...ipt/index.html (click on the same-sex benefits section and the transcript shows up right next to the video)

1

movie not nearly as awful as hoped

0

what to do about slums

1

new study finds no long-term health benefits

1

russian nuclear weapons laid out for sale on sidewalk

1

bill & melinda gates shocked to learn ghanaian school never intended to pay back money lent to them

0

i want to be that girl

1

child 'very sorry' for slapping teddy bear

0

supporters defend kirsten gillibrand after trump delivers 'sexist smear'

1

'urban legends true,' says friend of cousin's roommate

1

parents' visit injects $66 into local apartment economy

1

kuwait deploys troop

1

area woman always has something quirky to do

1

'game of thrones' showrunners disappointed with how quality of fans has dropped off over past couple seasons

0

livid jimmy kimmel turns up the heat on sen. bill cassidy for second night

1

backup health care plan involves nation sharing one big jar of ointment

0

And if you rewind a little over 40 years, the exact same thing could be said about interracial marriage.Archie's reply is a non-argument, and false at that.Multiple other groups state discrimination in marriage, but there are LEGITIMATE STATE INTERESTS prohibiting their marriage.Little things like child rape, lack of consent, and other issues.

1

local mosque only rated 1.5 stars on yelp

1

milosevic dreams he's slaughtering ethnic albanians in his underwear

1

name of gay bar should have been clearer

1

man regrets wasting money on college after failing to secure perfect dream life by 24

0

the 'titanic ii' will bring history to life with its 2018 maiden voyage

0

8 do's and don'ts of religion-themed halloween costumes

0

huffpollster: electoral college estimates show hillary clinton beating donald trump and ted cruz

1

melania trump hosts state dinner in stunning black shroud of shrieking crows

1

pet turtle going hog wild on terrarium's new stick

0

brazil's congress set to vote on president rouseff's impeachment

1

movie studio blows whole budget on big-name gaffer

0

my niece has cancer and i'm ticked about it

0

anna deavere smith on the 44th jefferson lecture and the search for american character

1

area man mystified by layout of adjacent town's kroger

1

romney enchants nation with lovely concession song

0

firefighters battle massive wildfires, smoky conditions in washington

1

pathetic excuse for man paid same wage as female counterpart

1

breaking: 'the onion' in kill range of boston bomber suspect

0

sir mix-a-lot wasn't trying to speak for women with 'baby got back'

0

the united base of america

0

when your friends are annoying about their social media ranking

0

in memory of the ms st. louis

0

So know we are breaking it down to whether the loss of life is deliberate.The restaurant bombing.We thought Saddam was there. We KNEW civilians were there. We dropped four 2000lb bunker buster bombs on/around the restaurant. We KNEW that civilians would be killed. We knew that by pressing the button, the bomb would be dropped and people would die.Compare that to the manufacturers. They make products that people use in their daily lifes. There isn't a button somewhere in the cigarette maker's office that kills a smoker when he decides it's time for them to die.

0

Well, it happens in virtually every thread.Some disagreements are between individuals of essentially the same basic system [Protestant Christian vs Protestant Christian], [atheist rationalist vs atheist rationalist]. Many disagreements are between individual of differing belief systems. In such cases the individuals often use the same word to mean two different things.What is evidence? Well, that will depend on your core belief system. Sacred writings may be excellent evidence for your belief system, but when you say the Qu'ran proves an issue, the Christian says Thats not evidence!.One side tries to convince the other side that their core beliefs are incorrect, so they really have no evidence for their position.

0

jeb bush wants to cut all energy subsidies

0

heartbreaking illustrations document the last words of unarmed black men

0

georgia's lieutenant governor tells delta to give nra back its discounts, or else

1

area spoon only rinsed for past 18 months

0

finding the courage to confront depression

0

freud on how to forget the past

1

heineken apologizes for racist ad with new special-release 'blacks only' beer

0

put a summer spin on your regular old salsa

0

No more so than the Scalia/Uncle Clarence Thomas cabal opining that the words NO LAW mean something other than what they do when they rule in a First Amendment case.

0

still no drinking water in ohio's 4th largest city

0

robin wright explains why she fought for equal pay for 'house of cards'

1

linebacker faces suspension for genocide

0

special counsel robert mueller probing trump business transactions: report

0

Well if they're automatic weapons then they're obviously importing them illegally from outside the country and violating federal regulations. You've got even bigger problems than you think.

1

* - edit: you know, actually, evidence in the form of experimental results are reviewed, or at least the methods are reviewed, and then if the experiment isn't reproducible then the evidence becomes suspect, so in that light evidence is, sort of, reviewed. Eh, who cares?)

0

meteorologist has hilarious comeback to daughter who questioned his weather prediction

0

what obamacare's successes should tell us about its failures

0

hong kong chooses new beijing-backed leader amid political tensions

0

senate does equifax a favor as a former executive is charged with insider trading

0

is this donald trump's re-election master plan?

1

detroit unveils new half-ton, 400 horsepower motown singer

1

nuclear energy advocates insist u.s. reactors completely safe unless something bad happens

1

adidas unveils new running shoe for fleeing from mass shootings

1

I'd be pretty dumb to buy something from someone who doesn't even believe in what they're selling. Those teachers may teach it, but they don't believe in it.

0

very well said... thank you for clarifing... very helpful. -Mosheh Thezion

0

trump's fbi attacks are helping accused terrorists defend themselves in court

0

john orozco breaks down after qualifying for usa gymnastics team

0

colorado death penalty in focus as massacre trial enters new phase

1

I think it's a pretty neat trick for a dead baby to sit upright in that little tub.

1

lettuce sentenced to slow, painful death in vegetable crisper drawer

0

disabilities act was 'life-changer' for millions, but new legislation needed to move forward