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1	hurricane concerned it caught something in panama city, florida
0	what i learned about my career from leading a double life
1	rodent clearly making its way through steve bannon's body throughout national security meeting
1	birthday wish wasted on trying to bring dad back
0	bill maher calls out donald trump's racism with spot-on monologue
1	so you're one of the many people you got question 1 right emoticonXIdea thank you...thank you. You are the many reasons why the US is still standing on its foundations and not collapsing into senseless ignorance...THANK YOU! :)
0	the intersection of race, class and the constitution: kalief browder
1	obama narrowly misses quarterly performance bonus
0	we're getting closer to leaving home without phones, and this thing is the key
1	fast food drive-thru just cow carcass, bucket for money
0	is ukraine fascist?
0	toys r us may shut down all u.s. operations, impacting thousands of workers
0	how your favorite artists might play with thanksgiving dinner
1	steven spielberg claims he dislikes black actors to get out of cannes jury duty
1	webmd doesn't know how to tell you this
1	promotional pen covered in deadly virus
1	catholic church brings in new perspective on solving abuse scandal with appointment of toddler bishop
0	12 reasons to watch the puppy bowl instead of the super bowl
1	twitch streamer sets new record for longest stream lying dead on camera
1	report finds j. geils band's 'centerfold' will outlast you and all that you create in this life
1	attempt to meet different types of people thwarted by partygoer who also watches 'friday night lights'
0	'trump filter' erases the donald from your chrome browser
0	'the middle's' brock ciarlelli on the power of treating being gay as 'no big deal'
1	infowars moves to ban alex jones
0	lena dunham plans to dress as a planned parenthood doctor for halloween
0	Well, I didn't really mean to go that far. But I'm talking about problems like that all worked out, thought about previously, and that the problem was worked out. I'm talking more about, what if you could make laborers stronger, scientists smarter, and rid us of physical and mental abnormalities ( such as down syndrome, narcolepsy, etc.). I don't think of making everyone the same for that reason. I'm just saying, what if there was a way to better society without going overboard? If the problems were worked out, which I'm sure they will be, what would your moral view on it be?
0	quantum lip
0	live: south korea vs. algeria
0	navy seal who killed bin laden calls trump's parade plan 'third world bulls**t'
0	'goodell must go' banners flying over nfl stadiums
1	Here's exactly what you wrote to my comment: Originally Posted by JPSartre12 So now, Canada only has to eliminate age discrimination and you can become completely perverted. Congratulations.
1	man who should be president has asymmetrical eyebrows
0	would a push to hire more women reduce gender pay-gap? not until we fix the pipeline
0	take a look inside yellowstone, one of america's wildest places
1	study finds majority of non-shark-related fears completely unjustified
0	why so many whites think they are discriminated against
0	this organic skyscraper is designed to literally grow as its residents recycle
1	Sooooo? What do you think about the Senator's stance on guns? and her concealed hangun?
0	Look over the Heller ruling again. All nine judges agreed unanimously that the Second Amendment protected a right that was wholly individual in nature. The only disagreement was whether the right still applied today. And no, the individual states and cities shouldn't be allowed to set their own standards for a constitutional right, that flies in the face of the 14th Amendment. And worse, you're arguing for precedent that would basically allow the various states to not respect your other rights; they could ban the shirt you choose to wear because it's offensive to some small, insignificant minority somewhere.
0	So umm. What's going on? This was posted a week ago plus about 4 hours ago. I frankly don't care if my opponent posts a day late and would hate to win because of time. BUT the first post was even easier, he could have been typing it as we found judges and I think he mentioned he had started already. I PMed him earlier this week reminding him of the limit and have not recieved a response. Of course maybe the fact that he hasn't logged on since 11/14 has something to do with that.
0	u.s. swimmers should be charged for false testimony, vandalism: brazil police
1	enzyme humbled to have played part in successful biochemical reaction
1	'fear not—she means you no harm,' says elizabeth warren, revealing docile hillary clinton to crowd
0	catapults v. curtains -- girl books and boy books
1	report: you have won!
0	pope francis reminds the world that caring for the earth is everyone's responsibility
1	Oh, so the Bible does establish moral absolutes, its just that nobody knows what they really are! Kind of makes the Bible useless as a moral guide.
0	Honestly I'm not sure if it was ever said in the Bible, but I sure have heard a lot of the Bible thumpers saying free will is a gift from God.
1	super 8 offering writers residency for anyone working on suicide note
1	cubs fans cautiously optimistic after jake arrieta throws 8th no-hitter, team scores over 30 runs for 12th consecutive game
0	17 pieces of feminist jewelry that'll show you're a nasty woman
0	it has been known for a long time -- it's just been surpressed because it contradicts genetic determinism and neo-darwinsm in general.
1	lesbian couple enjoys hot lesbian action
1	Now, that logic is so bad, it's worse than circular reasoning. It's figure eight reasoning.
0	thank you, america
1	bouncer moved to tears by tale of friends already in club
1	fbi investigators struggling to keep track of all the draftkings employees nicknamed 'd-blaze' while sifting through emails
0	sunday meal prep: the healthy recipes that'll make this week easier
0	rick santorum blames absent dads and broken homes for mass shooters
1	I guess we just haven't shaken all of our Imperialist ways. After all, we've only been away from the British Empire for a little over 200 years.:p
0	ummm... the death penalty has always been around. i never claimed that death was the penalty for every crime, nor that it was the most common punishment. try to catch up
1	jay-z ceo resigns after stock price plunges
0	lakers fan is like 'screw this' and puts on a warriors jersey mid-game
0	first poll since james comey announcement shows no effect on hillary clinton -- yet
0	pfizer death penalty drug decision greeted by activists – but states fight on
0	panama papers include dozens of americans tied to fraud and financial misconduct
1	rubio campaign deploys 6,000 ground troops to combat isis
0	7 workout rules you can totally ignore
1	nursing-home resident receives $5.25 worth of care per hour
1	No! No! No! The extreme right wing religionists create gods in their own corrupt image so you can't expect them to have any decent standards.
0	new 'star wars: battlefront' trailer lands -- and it's slicker than a greased-up 3po
0	stylin' with pete king or how to dress for a world in crisis
0	alaska wife steals patrol car holding hubby, police say
1	report: laura's divorce threatens razor-thin democratic majority in family
0	colleges suspend students for sexual assault, but don't actually ban them from campus
0	burglary suspect falls through restaurant ceiling, ruins dinner
1	company lacks manpower to complete newest round of layoffs
1	Because all scientists hate god. Again, this is a fact.
0	bill maher thanks donald trump for exposing 'hypocritical' evangelicals
0	this artist is tackling 'toxic, fragile' masculinity in a colorful way
1	disappointed first-time voter thought he was going to get to pull big lever
0	this slo-mo watermelon vs. mortar is another kind of food porn
0	the butterfly duty: mapping our way toward unity
1	new co-worker seems like nice enough guy
0	Actually, I meant the behaviour refered to in her post was interesting.
0	sherman alexie says artists under trump will be 'noise-canceling headphones'
0	the no-problem problem
0	how to handle the election this holiday season: a shout out to indiana, pennsylvania-based welcome home, a community group doing good.
1	raid introduces new box to cover bug until you work up emotional strength to kill it
1	seaworld debuts new controversial orca whale burlesque show
1	grandparents' cabinets contain brand of cookies previously unknown to humankind
0	fear is just one big joke
0	evangelical leaders release anti-lgbtq statement on human sexuality
1	They can't, if you value science and common sense, however, science and common sense are irrelevent in their world.
1	college student still managing to look like asshole in picture of village he helped build
0	And people say I make strawman arguments.Simply put, not enough to justify your "concerns".
0	more mosques receive letter threatening genocide as police close in on suspected author
1	Tell me genius, how is me accurately and correctly pointing out your mistake colluding to misdirect anyone? Either you are again using words you don't know the meaning of to make such an inaccurate statement, or you're just lying. So which is it penfold, are you ignorant or just being dishonest again? emoticonXConfused
0	peter thiel wants to buy gawker, new court filing suggests
0	muslims respond to hateful protests with voter registration drives

1

hurricane concerned it caught something in panama city, florida

0

what i learned about my career from leading a double life

1

rodent clearly making its way through steve bannon's body throughout national security meeting

1

birthday wish wasted on trying to bring dad back

0

bill maher calls out donald trump's racism with spot-on monologue

1

so you're one of the many people you got question 1 right emoticonXIdea thank you...thank you. You are the many reasons why the US is still standing on its foundations and not collapsing into senseless ignorance...THANK YOU! :)

0

the intersection of race, class and the constitution: kalief browder

1

obama narrowly misses quarterly performance bonus

0

we're getting closer to leaving home without phones, and this thing is the key

1

fast food drive-thru just cow carcass, bucket for money

0

is ukraine fascist?

0

toys r us may shut down all u.s. operations, impacting thousands of workers

0

how your favorite artists might play with thanksgiving dinner

1

steven spielberg claims he dislikes black actors to get out of cannes jury duty

1

webmd doesn't know how to tell you this

1

promotional pen covered in deadly virus

1

catholic church brings in new perspective on solving abuse scandal with appointment of toddler bishop

0

12 reasons to watch the puppy bowl instead of the super bowl

1

twitch streamer sets new record for longest stream lying dead on camera

1

report finds j. geils band's 'centerfold' will outlast you and all that you create in this life

1

attempt to meet different types of people thwarted by partygoer who also watches 'friday night lights'

0

'trump filter' erases the donald from your chrome browser

0

'the middle's' brock ciarlelli on the power of treating being gay as 'no big deal'

1

infowars moves to ban alex jones

0

lena dunham plans to dress as a planned parenthood doctor for halloween

0

Well, I didn't really mean to go that far. But I'm talking about problems like that all worked out, thought about previously, and that the problem was worked out. I'm talking more about, what if you could make laborers stronger, scientists smarter, and rid us of physical and mental abnormalities ( such as down syndrome, narcolepsy, etc.). I don't think of making everyone the same for that reason. I'm just saying, what if there was a way to better society without going overboard? If the problems were worked out, which I'm sure they will be, what would your moral view on it be?

0

quantum lip

0

live: south korea vs. algeria

0

navy seal who killed bin laden calls trump's parade plan 'third world bulls**t'

0

'goodell must go' banners flying over nfl stadiums

1

Here's exactly what you wrote to my comment: Originally Posted by JPSartre12 So now, Canada only has to eliminate age discrimination and you can become completely perverted. Congratulations.

1

man who should be president has asymmetrical eyebrows

0

would a push to hire more women reduce gender pay-gap? not until we fix the pipeline

0

take a look inside yellowstone, one of america's wildest places

1

study finds majority of non-shark-related fears completely unjustified

0

why so many whites think they are discriminated against

0

this organic skyscraper is designed to literally grow as its residents recycle

1

Sooooo? What do you think about the Senator's stance on guns? and her concealed hangun?

0

Look over the Heller ruling again. All nine judges agreed unanimously that the Second Amendment protected a right that was wholly individual in nature. The only disagreement was whether the right still applied today. And no, the individual states and cities shouldn't be allowed to set their own standards for a constitutional right, that flies in the face of the 14th Amendment. And worse, you're arguing for precedent that would basically allow the various states to not respect your other rights; they could ban the shirt you choose to wear because it's offensive to some small, insignificant minority somewhere.

0

So umm. What's going on? This was posted a week ago plus about 4 hours ago. I frankly don't care if my opponent posts a day late and would hate to win because of time. BUT the first post was even easier, he could have been typing it as we found judges and I think he mentioned he had started already. I PMed him earlier this week reminding him of the limit and have not recieved a response. Of course maybe the fact that he hasn't logged on since 11/14 has something to do with that.

0

u.s. swimmers should be charged for false testimony, vandalism: brazil police

1

enzyme humbled to have played part in successful biochemical reaction

1

'fear not—she means you no harm,' says elizabeth warren, revealing docile hillary clinton to crowd

0

catapults v. curtains -- girl books and boy books

1

report: you have won!

0

pope francis reminds the world that caring for the earth is everyone's responsibility

1

Oh, so the Bible does establish moral absolutes, its just that nobody knows what they really are! Kind of makes the Bible useless as a moral guide.

0

Honestly I'm not sure if it was ever said in the Bible, but I sure have heard a lot of the Bible thumpers saying free will is a gift from God.

1

super 8 offering writers residency for anyone working on suicide note

1

cubs fans cautiously optimistic after jake arrieta throws 8th no-hitter, team scores over 30 runs for 12th consecutive game

0

17 pieces of feminist jewelry that'll show you're a nasty woman

0

it has been known for a long time -- it's just been surpressed because it contradicts genetic determinism and neo-darwinsm in general.

1

lesbian couple enjoys hot lesbian action

1

Now, that logic is so bad, it's worse than circular reasoning. It's figure eight reasoning.

0

thank you, america

1

bouncer moved to tears by tale of friends already in club

1

fbi investigators struggling to keep track of all the draftkings employees nicknamed 'd-blaze' while sifting through emails

0

sunday meal prep: the healthy recipes that'll make this week easier

0

rick santorum blames absent dads and broken homes for mass shooters

1

I guess we just haven't shaken all of our Imperialist ways. After all, we've only been away from the British Empire for a little over 200 years.:p

0

ummm... the death penalty has always been around. i never claimed that death was the penalty for every crime, nor that it was the most common punishment. try to catch up

1

jay-z ceo resigns after stock price plunges

0

lakers fan is like 'screw this' and puts on a warriors jersey mid-game

0

first poll since james comey announcement shows no effect on hillary clinton -- yet

0

pfizer death penalty drug decision greeted by activists – but states fight on

0

panama papers include dozens of americans tied to fraud and financial misconduct

1

rubio campaign deploys 6,000 ground troops to combat isis

0

7 workout rules you can totally ignore

1

nursing-home resident receives $5.25 worth of care per hour

1

No! No! No! The extreme right wing religionists create gods in their own corrupt image so you can't expect them to have any decent standards.

0

new 'star wars: battlefront' trailer lands -- and it's slicker than a greased-up 3po

0

stylin' with pete king or how to dress for a world in crisis

0

alaska wife steals patrol car holding hubby, police say

1

report: laura's divorce threatens razor-thin democratic majority in family

0

colleges suspend students for sexual assault, but don't actually ban them from campus

0

burglary suspect falls through restaurant ceiling, ruins dinner

1

company lacks manpower to complete newest round of layoffs

1

Because all scientists hate god. Again, this is a fact.

0

bill maher thanks donald trump for exposing 'hypocritical' evangelicals

0

this artist is tackling 'toxic, fragile' masculinity in a colorful way

1

disappointed first-time voter thought he was going to get to pull big lever

0

this slo-mo watermelon vs. mortar is another kind of food porn

0

the butterfly duty: mapping our way toward unity

1

new co-worker seems like nice enough guy

0

Actually, I meant the behaviour refered to in her post was interesting.

0

sherman alexie says artists under trump will be 'noise-canceling headphones'

0

the no-problem problem

0

how to handle the election this holiday season: a shout out to indiana, pennsylvania-based welcome home, a community group doing good.

1

raid introduces new box to cover bug until you work up emotional strength to kill it

1

seaworld debuts new controversial orca whale burlesque show

1

grandparents' cabinets contain brand of cookies previously unknown to humankind

0

fear is just one big joke

0

evangelical leaders release anti-lgbtq statement on human sexuality

1

They can't, if you value science and common sense, however, science and common sense are irrelevent in their world.

1

college student still managing to look like asshole in picture of village he helped build

0

And people say I make strawman arguments.Simply put, not enough to justify your "concerns".

0

more mosques receive letter threatening genocide as police close in on suspected author

1

Tell me genius, how is me accurately and correctly pointing out your mistake colluding to misdirect anyone? Either you are again using words you don't know the meaning of to make such an inaccurate statement, or you're just lying. So which is it penfold, are you ignorant or just being dishonest again? emoticonXConfused

0

peter thiel wants to buy gawker, new court filing suggests

0

muslims respond to hateful protests with voter registration drives