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I'm actually
speechless after this Collins
speech holy molly | twaiku |
november has been
such a weird month for me and
i want it to end | twaiku |
I'm lucky if I
get up early enough to
make my morning tea | twaiku |
I am watching mad
max and yes I am watching
all the mad max films | twaiku |
I so agree I'm
just sick Piece of paper named
player of the game | twaiku |
You ever just wake
up and think I just woke up
lol ya shits crazy | twaiku |
if my social work
professor doesn't round up
my grade he's a hoe | twaiku |
So busy they seem
Rushing helter skelter here
Tapping on phone there | twaiku |
Rory and I need
a ship name anyone care
to give suggestions | twaiku |
Writing this shit down
before I'm sober enough
to suppress these thoughts | twaiku |
Neil Lennon is in
a permanent rager the
guy needs to chill out | twaiku |
I'll NEVER be the
same person you once knew And
I'm proud of this change | twaiku |
The never will be's
we are communicating
with ate for the kids | twaiku |
You could always stay
at the Hollywood Tower
Hote wait a minute | twaiku |
THAT WASN'T REAL THAT
WAS A FEVER DREAM THIS WAS
TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE | twaiku |
Lol you imagine
if the Committee put these
frauds in the Playoffs | twaiku |
bows are connected
to download hack download franks
hard as a harpoon | twaiku |
I really want to
jump on this flight man and be
around some good vibes | twaiku |
I wanna be laid
up all the time like why can't
I get what I want | twaiku |
You can't escape your
problems but you can always
solve them one by one | twaiku |
I'm Just Trying Do
What I Got Do To Do It
I Gotta Do It | twaiku |
I am no longer
unemployed Back to being
a corporate queen | twaiku |
was honestly the
cutest movie ever i'm
so happy smiley | twaiku |
ALERT Canada
is sending a caravan
to our borders | twaiku |
Actual footage
of me watching the Haunting
of Hill House last night | twaiku |
What a pussy I
liked him for NFL That
will hurt his draft stock | twaiku |
I can't get shower
dressed without music it helps
me start my day right | twaiku |
Serious question
to all you Jose haters
who replaces him | twaiku |
Toronto gotta
Fire this Coach No excuse
This is pathetic | twaiku |
The Bears blowing that
backdoor cover is super
super frustrating | twaiku |
Buffy the Vampire
Slayer movie Buffy the
Vampire Slayer show | twaiku |
Thanks just curious
if it was a factor based
on how he gets paid | twaiku |
honestly i hate
school and i cant wait for this
week to be over | twaiku |
an academy
is a dither aftertax
not mitigated | twaiku |
Tell me more about
this Law of attraction I
can be your student | twaiku |
It really pisses
me off when someone leaves the
Blue Knights for K crew | twaiku |
My throat swelling has
gone down enough to where I
can smoke weed again | twaiku |
not gonna talk to
any girls for the rest of
the week sorry girls | twaiku |
Even if you don't
think it do shit to vote go
vote Not gone hurt you | twaiku |
She's into fashion
now I didn't read the rest
Someone fill me in | twaiku |
Trying very hard
to not get my hopes up but
I can't help but smile | twaiku |
Does the pain ever
stop hurting or do you just
learn to live with it | twaiku |
before the icons
and there was a pleasant scent
of flowers and burnt | twaiku |
Slightly obsessed with
Shallow by Lady Gaga
and Bradley Cooper | twaiku |
When Kirk Franklin said
fuck a shooter in my own
shooter I felt that | twaiku |
the best benders are
the ones that you're not even
aware that you're on | twaiku |
Forgive me lord if
I fell for it Forgive me
lord if I fell short | twaiku |
Next week is gonna
be jam packed with food and friends
and festivities | twaiku |
So my Grammy cook
crab rice today I'm mad im
not home to eat some | twaiku |
I'm drowning in school
work I'm gonna hop in front
of a bus today | twaiku |
Rappers every
other bum on twitter calls
himself a rapper | twaiku |
Anyone can switch
up on you no matter the
bond or history | twaiku |
This Vita milk ad
makes me so angry The ad
is so annoying | twaiku |
Finally get to
eat some food Spaghetti and
meatball here I come | twaiku |
i think im gonna
go balls to da wall and do
tongue of the cobra | twaiku |
sometimes I'm like i
need friends but then I'm like i
have no time for friends | twaiku |
I had a girlfriend
once but it was in seventh
grade and I got paid | twaiku |
Meanwhile in Spokane
we legitimately have
topless coffee stands | twaiku |
Who would ever let
a woman like my mother
slip from they hands Sleep | twaiku |
Hello wow she won
as easy as u can and
was galloping wow | twaiku |
guns don't kill people
people kill people but why
make it easier | twaiku |
congratulations
you got the ticket IM SO
HAPPY FOR U LOVE | twaiku |
If this happens then
it will certainly be my
best ever birthday | twaiku |
A man saint isn't
a god Pray directly to
him Not to a saint | twaiku |
go out to fancy
din and crew ate soo fast no
one even took snaps | twaiku |
This Pats Steelers game
gonna be the game of the
regular season | twaiku |
Learn from your heroes
whenever you can They made
the mistakes for you | twaiku |
No one ever is
too busy It's all about
your priorities | twaiku |
Life is love nothing
has ever been stronger and
nothing ever will | twaiku |
Why do I agree
to baby sit like I don't
love my child free life | twaiku |
Just watched a lady
crawl into the back of her
civic raccoon style | twaiku |
Always set goals for
yourself no matter how big
or small they may seem | twaiku |
Really pisses me
off the hall aids at school talk
shit on trans people | twaiku |
Ben is a Google
Classroom expert don't miss this
opportunity | twaiku |
I got the sunset
in my pocket and I'm not
afraid to use it | twaiku |
feeling wanderlust
adventure freedom uni
is overrated | twaiku |
While I normally
stay away from snow this looks
very inviting | twaiku |
strawberry ice cream
is so yum I might get some
on friday at lunch | twaiku |
i'm about to be
doing so good in life and
i'm so excited | twaiku |
I should've just went
into the military
like I had planned too | twaiku |
Having a friend with
dirty mind makes life alot
more enjoyable | twaiku |
Not good enough What
happened She told you she was
pregnant and then what | twaiku |
Just ordered a new
bikini So excited
for my holiday | twaiku |
Drugs make life better
and I don't have any at
the moment kill me | twaiku |
Apparently I
did something bad and I think
I know what it was | twaiku |
I NEED SOMEONE THAT
SPEAKS PORTUGUESE TO HIT ME
UP ASAP | twaiku |
Keep on reporting
friends We need the media
now more than ever | twaiku |
i want everyone
to know that i survived my
dental surgery | twaiku |
im gonna see the
love of my life in two days
WOW unrealistic | twaiku |
The person below
wants to start a host club with
the person above | twaiku |
I wanna be dead
to the world just to see how
people would react | twaiku |
You should also thank
him for saving your bacon
again and again | twaiku |
abott etty much
but you shouldn't blame them you
and your friends are hot | twaiku |
After you get a
tattoo it gets addicting
and you just want more | twaiku |
Merry Christmas and
happy New year Beth love you
and your family | twaiku |
This old lady told
me to smile because i look
like a angry bull | twaiku |
Legit I have been
single so long I'm about
to go on clearance | twaiku |
If anyone wants
to go to Disneyland I'm
available lol | twaiku |
Volleyball Player
Overcomes Injury to
Launch Music Career | twaiku |
This is special this
is our castle that used
to be in the air | twaiku |
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