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Gotta keep moving Can't stop Up down down up up up down up stop down
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I really wish you never drove drunk that night I miss you like crazy
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U never even held a strap lol Know all the words set language tho
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ARE YOU GONNA WORK FOR YOUR HAPPINESS OR WORK FOR BIG DADDY CARL
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Is video game induced depression a thing If so I have it
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ok i need a new piercing that'll make me a lil bit happy
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This teacher really kidnapped her own student Damn this movie is weird
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Don't think I only play rap music numbers are up in other forms
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When someone rings the doorbell why do dogs always assume it's for them
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Drinking Black Coffee Again And Doing Nothing About My Thesis
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My buying stuff just because it's on clearance game is impeccable
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When someone shows you their true colors don't paint them to be something else
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Hoses are sea green peach blossoms are green sugar is sweet and so on
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Stream is gonna start a bit later tonight Time to get pre raid BiS
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And what exactly do you think the end result is going to be
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Does anyone know what happened to pit bull Is he like still alive
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My wifi works but ethernet doesn't and it's twisting my melon
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Boston about to win another World Series while not at Fenway
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If the feet sexy and the pussy taste good I just might eat the ass
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Darryl from crazy ex girlfriend is so cute I wanna be his friend
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Just trying to find someone who actually wants to talk to me
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No problem I hope you enjoy the series and the games w
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Using the rest room at local airports is an extreme sports these days
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Your party is worse since you are not working on the real dreamers bill
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I was never a happy girl To this day ain't nothin going good
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white people you can sing it to just change that n to a w
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I just wanna know what everyone's problem is with us wine drinkers
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Always the bridesmaid never the bride hell I ain't even the bridesmaid
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To everybody who graduating today congrats y'all did it
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My cousin just text me he love me out of the blue Made my whole day
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You ever just tear up about the thought of how beautiful life is
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Genders don't even matter you will get stepped out here in this jungle
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Volunteer Connect with people Find resources in Phenix City
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Really hoping for a snow day this week Wednesday or Thursday perhaps
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how about a big fuck you to anyone who's ever hurt me x
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Feel like im gonna throw up but work as per need holiday money
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Virginia packing the Bum Heels up know I ain't watching that bullshit
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Freddie Gibbs has the best Snapchat out of any rapper no contest
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Before that you could only count as high as your toes We took pity
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We're are failing as a government and as a nation Senator
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Damn I'm really not teenager anymore That shit is wild to me
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Feel ko dinner ko today ay vodka with a touch of tequila
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Will pay someone to bring me a cranberry red bull to my office
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You gotta accept all consequences that come with your decisions
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Damn that Michael K Williams documentary was eye opening
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Wanna stay in bed all day and talk to my Mom then read The Torah
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Hope y'all didn't buy the top Also hope you're all buying the bottom
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My boss is really becoming a great friend of mine and it's awesome
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It's a really sweet dream but after waking up it just hurt so much
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Steven Universe tonight Oh boy Probably going to freak out
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my psychology teacher is young and british I am attracted
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Sometimes i can not fathom how idiotic some people can be
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Stop pretending that your ok despite all of these i know your not
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After watching these videos of these hoes in Miami it's clipped
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You ever hear a song with a beat so fire you want to throw up
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I'm very flattered But you need no muse to shine You are haiku gold
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I'm smiling way too hard at this I want to hug an elephant too
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Le European Parliament Doesn't Seem Tu Respect Culture Tak
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She don't even stay around here but when I call shorty pulling up
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Really wishing there was a reset button on life right about now
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I'm not gonna sleep and I'm not drunk so I might attempt some phone posts
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I need a boyfriend so he can stress me out i need to lose some weight
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Already early in the morning family is on that bullshit
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I'm gonna be the dumb bitch that always dies to leg sweep this is fact
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I'm gonna start a thread of the things I hear in DeSoto hallways
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Taking your contacts out when you have your nails done is a real struggle
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The lost hour walked into a bar just as the landlord shouted Time
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Best Feeling Ever Is Being Laid Up With Your Boo Getting Rubbed On
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edu I love you I was just talking about you the other day
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Using a pastel color for a business card that's black Yay or nay
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I think i enjoyed this more than I am supposed to Can we laugh Lol
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This article is a must read I am amazed at what I just read
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I blame naples for everything and cracker land in north florida
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GOODMORNING LIVE THIS DAY WITH POSITIVE THINKING POSITIVE ACTIONS
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Really gonna end up killing somebody by the end of the week
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never going to realize what i did to be treated this way
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there must be something more than this there's gotta be something more than this
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Ether you're with it or not I don't have time to be playing these games
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Specially people you helped taking my shit back over they miss me
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There's nothing wrong in trying I'll give it a try this is my last shot
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Thank God it's Friday I'm about to fall asleep at my desk Beth x
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Cabello happy birthday my little angel I love you so much
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me vs googling every word in english to make sure they're right
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One false theory will falsify a hundred facts G K Chesterton
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Three female migrants found murdered near Greece Turkey border guardian
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everytime you feel like the world is beating u up remember me
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Everything on the menu but vanilla Do you have vanilla
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My motivation for this day to continue Ian very low
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Weird the payments don't include shitty WiFi in my semester bill
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Buzzing am gan on a mission down the country for work the day like
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U look and always look great Not all drummers are jerks Keep doing u
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I wanna see my boyfriend today i haven't seen him since Thursday
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I was kept captive in a really dark room like a really dark one
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Worrying is by far the worst way to use your imagination
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Black Air Forces do always make a person look super dirty lol
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I'm imagining such amazing things Like cake Cake is amazing
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Unless your name IS Dick then and only then can you be a Dick LOL
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My biggest fear in life is not being able to Call my Mother
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Jesus Christ these are some of the best worst Sabres takes I've ever seen
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For clarity this is the Bear Writing app I was commenting on
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