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I either want a
serious relationship
or I want nothing | twaiku |
Just want tonight to
be over already can't
wait for tomorrow | twaiku |
I'm still practicing
picking locks What should I get
for Cyber Monday | twaiku |
LEARN THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN NATIONALITY
AND ETHNICITY | twaiku |
Just played Underline
The Black Metric Art of Doubt
Metric Productions | twaiku |
I also wanted
to say that Just release your
mind from the pressure | twaiku |
Everybody so
fake now got me thinkin if
this a new trend now | twaiku |
A woman who loves
you is to be respected
and not to be crossed | twaiku |
I wonder if I
could money off of talking
shit about dr ke | twaiku |
Am I the only
one who hasn't got the the
new Snapchat update | twaiku |
ever wake up and
feel like u just got rode up
the arse by the hulk | twaiku |
Give people damn near
everything you got left and
still swear you don't care | twaiku |
Drake fans remember
a couple bars from his songs
never the whole track | twaiku |
Kingston needs to be
kicked out here or he doesn't
have his players backs | twaiku |
That's insanity
Did anyone ask the Queen
if she feels too white | twaiku |
I love Shawn Mendes
so much and I'm so proud to
call him my idol | twaiku |
Is it still ok
to say that you are fine This
feels like a trap Lol | twaiku |
are you guys running
a scam or trying to loot
people in plain sight | twaiku |
garbage comes out of
your mouth when your talk How do
people watch your show | twaiku |
baby you make me
crazy why'd you have to fill
my heart with sorrow | twaiku |
why was mark hamill
on a wedding episode
of big bang theory | twaiku |
I'm pretty happy
because this year I'm excused
from some things in gym | twaiku |
Don't get it twisted
baby you're the only one
that's comes to my mind | twaiku |
Fellow artists just
keep throwing your shit until
it sticks Crude but true | twaiku |
No better feeling
then drinking all the nights of
the week in one night | twaiku |
When your rice krispies
are talking to you but you
don't speak cereal | twaiku |
I wasn't going
home this weekend anymore
but now I'm forced too | twaiku |
People think some things
are just SOO sweet when some things
should be a given | twaiku |
Child support no rights
established as a father
minimum say so | twaiku |
Crypto currency
and stock market not looking
good this week at all | twaiku |
baby tell me where
you wanna go cause I'll be
right there next to you | twaiku |
Need to unwind a
bit obviously a night
drive is in order | twaiku |
anyone I can
ask about particular
ticket release dates | twaiku |
Instead of being
your biggest critic be your
biggest supporter | twaiku |
That Ruben Neves kid
at Wolves could play in most teams
Absolute baller | twaiku |
All the dirty things
i wanna do to you I
want your bad romance | twaiku |
I wanna sound like
what Robert Plant thinks he sounds
like when he's singing | twaiku |
Baffles me how some
of y'all have perfect vision
like WOW must be nice | twaiku |
the Patrick Ewing
references in Big Mouth
are underrated | twaiku |
t does not matter
how slowly you go so long
as you do not stop | twaiku |
Happy weekend friends
What's on everyone's to be
read pile for today | twaiku |
Growth is no longer
crying when belting all too
well by taylor swift | twaiku |
Every action
has consequences You hurt
me so you lost me | twaiku |
i really wanna
know what do guys think when a
girl hits them up first | twaiku |
Someday we will look
back and know exactly why
it had to happen | twaiku |
So my wisdom tooth
is growing sideways Fuck Off
You Unwanted Prick | twaiku |
no your shit always
be at my house your shit be
dry till you get here | twaiku |
I'm so tired I
don't even feel like drinking
now that says something | twaiku |
I've been watching this
live for an hour and these
girls still haven't fought | twaiku |
Morality is
even so difficult of
being understood | twaiku |
Ease is a greater
threat to progress then hardship
Denzel Washington | twaiku |
For the record yes
I'm talking about losing
weight for example | twaiku |
It gets confusing
when I try to tell you I
polished my Polish | twaiku |
If you involve God
in your plans he is going
to always come through | twaiku |
I don't need people
in my life that don't have their
twitter on night mode | twaiku |
That's grandfather to
all of you children Old Man
River in the house | twaiku |
What is Mark Jackson
talking about man Let D
Rose have his moment | twaiku |
Sometime when I'm down
I just remember that Will
Smith's name is Willard | twaiku |
Cherish your loved ones
when they're living you never
know when they will die | twaiku |
don't u wanna COME
stay in south Africa I
want to marry u | twaiku |
Congratulations
on making sure we really
do become extinct | twaiku |
Is this really the
road you want to go down You
won't like the outcome | twaiku |
I didn't get to
see Peter Wright's game just now
what darts did he use | twaiku |
Wow things are pretty
amazing right now On the
up and up Blessings | twaiku |
What if I marry
into a family that
doesn't eat soul food | twaiku |
Let me flourish in
peace Can't stand a messy gay
personality | twaiku |
I honestly just
wanna get so fucked up where
I can't even speak | twaiku |
Don't EVER arGue
wit me bout some dumb foolish
retarded ass shit | twaiku |
The moment you looked
at me I started losing
feeling in my cheeks | twaiku |
That Spicy Chicken
sandwich was last night but I'm
paying for it now | twaiku |
Mixing vodka and
Hennessy is a mistake
you only make once | twaiku |
You've been killing me
with your words for years and I'm
still not used to it | twaiku |
REPORT If one of
them kills somebody Trump will
sew up this issue | twaiku |
I just opened and
ate an entire bag of
beef jerky I'm gross | twaiku |
If I had money
and connections would I try
to get in backstage | twaiku |
bro magnus carlsen
such a goat Hope he's gonna
win this match today | twaiku |
I miss the feeling
but I HOPE I don't miss the
person anymore | twaiku |
Can someone show me
how to make a SUCCESSFUL
Salary Cap Team | twaiku |
Facebook is having
a small meltdown right now Like
me when I'm hungry | twaiku |
Updated my book
like three or four days ago
Just wanted to say | twaiku |
Two outs runners on
second and third Jeremy
Darnell at the plate | twaiku |
my mom is also
being so annoying too
who the fuck raised her | twaiku |
Sounds kinda fucked up
but I refuse to date a
guy that has a kid | twaiku |
Da just mentioned that
pricks name and I feel sick as
a dog after it | twaiku |
I'll update my au
soon I just have to get my
shit together first | twaiku |
All I've ate today
is a granola bar and
a bag of popcorn | twaiku |
How large populous
does a place have to be for
it to be racist | twaiku |
Thanks to OBAMA
Trump does nothing but lower
America down | twaiku |
I forgot to put
on my rings and I feel so
naked without them | twaiku |
He's also making
his own supporter accounts
He's a trash fire | twaiku |
I feel like Kylie
Jenner the year she just kept
realizing stuff | twaiku |
Today was my last
lab for this year it feels like
time flies really fast | twaiku |
I'm going to be
happy if only just to
spite the universe | twaiku |
I want Chinese so
bad but once I get it I'm
not gonna want it | twaiku |
Trying not to tell
Nat the stuff I just bought her
during Black Friday | twaiku |
My apartment smells
like tacos and weed but I
didn't have either | twaiku |
people will always
be around you when it's most
convenient for them | twaiku |
Forte It's almost
like when I confuse mine by
listening to rap | twaiku |
I'm so tired of
uber It gets more and more
stupid everyday | twaiku |
Obama should be
his best man or at least in
the wedding party | twaiku |
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