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y'all ever ate on the floor and slept on that shit in Cuba Wow lol
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I learned more about the world from watching Jersey Shore than Planet Earth
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Needless to say im back on my bed about to try sleeping thru nye
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It's crazy how I stopped saying hey first we stopped talking completely
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Don't ever convince yourself that the little things you do don't matter
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being hungry is definitely my mood all the time at this point
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FREE TICKET TO THE GRIZ HOME GAME if anyone wants it message me
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because we're besieged on all sides aren't we by the instant merchants
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So tomorrow is the first day in months I'll be able to sleep in
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If anybody was wondering on what to get me for Christmas
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you committed now huh guess I can't hit it how I hit it now huh
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alright pausing cole for the night gotta go watch scandal atlanta
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I didn't know how it would go Hoping for a good draft either way
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I got chipotle for myself I only ate a few bites I'm done
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We cant hold people accountable for things they said as a minor
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Should i drop Ryan Anderson for Mike Conley or Randle or smarts
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I think I might've played the worst tennis ever today It was great
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Respect is one of the greatest expressions of love Remember that
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Never felt someone love me genuinely as much as I loved them
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i cant believe i broke my phone like what was this bitch even thinking
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Thank you for hosting the spelling bee today at Nissan Stadium
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Really really need a new computer but im so lazy T T
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love going out to eat and my parents making me cry i'm public
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mostly everything about parenting is based off common sense lol
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Abel really said i got two red pills to take away the blues damn
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when shorty doesn't answer my calls i will call her a million times
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I actually can't believe I have to work on a day like that
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Just reminder to stop at the stop sign now since you got big money
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Wondering why I feel so sick this morning for no reason at all
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I predict we will see Steelers vs Vikings in the Superbowl
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She decided she'd camp out in her van again Nothing really new
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boise First of all what are you even really considering here
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I am having an early night I don't deserve it but I need it
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Getting your ass ate feels great I'm sorry I have to admit Sick World
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so sorry to the people that don't use the type A and B plug ins
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I love my sister and I will always have her back no matter what
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But wearing a t shirt with open shoulders gets you in detention
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when you see dolphins with your morning coffee out on deck my life's cute
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How many time did I tell you that I can't still alive without you
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I've decided to go live in a bubble if anyone needs me
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begging for begging for love summer to winter to summer to fall
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going bar hopping tonight with my friends and I can't wait to be drunk
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I miss having close friends I can see pretty much whenever I want
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Continuing with my weekly random question which do you prefer
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I hope Danielle beats Vicky and that little Asian girl's ass LOL
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Can't say I've ever been friend zoned before kind of a shitty feeling
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So annoying when your down and only want to talk to one person
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People only need you when they don't have others around to help them
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Satan had to make an appearance this new year hey buddy missed ya
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My biggest issue definitely gotta be communication
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She strip everyday but Sunday because she still make time for the Lord
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I'm sure there's barracks rats waiting for their man to come back from the field
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Between Russell and I we make just about one functioning human
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I think everyone in this library can hear my stomach growling
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You try being there for someone In a time of need and i get this
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Seriously wish you would've taken me it looks so amazing
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And when I'm alone all I want to do is cry Why am I like this
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Mans ability to build or destroy We seem obsessed with destroy
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Man if she wasn't lesbian I STILL wouldn't have a chance dammit
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I'm fucking sad the Jeep I want makes an ugly noise when you reverse
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People assume and offer help according to what they think you need
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Now we've done our best passed every test for co habitation
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I'm watching that yes man movie and his name is carl and I just CARL
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are we defending the white race now oh no this is getting hairy
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There Is No Justice In America For Black People Killed By Cops
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Watched infinity war last night and I really wished it was a dream
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I wanna take shots of absinthe and hope I live to tell the story
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Got up early to defrost the car n there's no a bit ice in sight
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I remember that girl didn't want me back then now she want me now
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Need to decide if I want to do my half sleeve or get a new piece
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been the longest week ever and can't wait to see cody tomorrow
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Be amazed as a mentally ill man attempts to work a night shift
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Wine with a peanut butter jelly sandwich is the best thing ever
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Alright who among you have the spooky albums I want to hear them
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funny how people change once you stop letting them walk all over you
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I like money if anyone wants to send me some that would be great
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sometimes ur half in and then you half out but you never close the door
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Those pictures can't be from the first episode though It doesn't make sense
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I'm majoring in being kind to retail and food service workers
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I don't wanna pay my bill I wanna buy a Spider Man costume
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The land falls into drought The Elders cry to the Heavens for reprieve
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The Point Fortin main road is causing my motion sickness to come back
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Seriously if you don't get this then we ain't cool anymore lol
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mia really just told me to go get the moth in her room im dead
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The feeling that wants to disappear from the world is over my head
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i've had a super rough day and won't be online tonight sorry dudes
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Honestly when do good onto others They will do good onto you
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Help our friend and family now in his time of uncertainty
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I wanna go to prom again somebody buy my dress and we gone
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The older you get the more saxophones find their way into your songs
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me cries about the existence of delicious sugary coffee
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Columbus is where the game is supposed to be or where the teams are
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okay but have you seen Pedro Pascal with a lasso that shit hot
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My whole shower I thought about how somebody really keyed my shit
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Needing the falcons to cover is the most nerve racking shit ever
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Fellas would y'all still love these hoes without they wigs Asking for a friend
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Shadowing my first group today and then I start running them next week
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Like not married or dating or anything BUT I RELATE SO HARD
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Guys cirrhosis is a mortal disease Never get cirrhosis please
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I need someone to fix my wig because I dead don't know what to do
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