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y'all ever ate on
the floor and slept on that shit
in Cuba Wow lol | twaiku |
I learned more about
the world from watching Jersey
Shore than Planet Earth | twaiku |
Needless to say im
back on my bed about to
try sleeping thru nye | twaiku |
It's crazy how I
stopped saying hey first we stopped
talking completely | twaiku |
Don't ever convince
yourself that the little things
you do don't matter | twaiku |
being hungry is
definitely my mood all
the time at this point | twaiku |
FREE TICKET TO THE
GRIZ HOME GAME if anyone
wants it message me | twaiku |
because we're besieged
on all sides aren't we by
the instant merchants | twaiku |
So tomorrow is
the first day in months I'll be
able to sleep in | twaiku |
If anybody
was wondering on what to
get me for Christmas | twaiku |
you committed now
huh guess I can't hit it how
I hit it now huh | twaiku |
alright pausing cole
for the night gotta go watch
scandal atlanta | twaiku |
I didn't know how
it would go Hoping for a
good draft either way | twaiku |
I got chipotle
for myself I only ate
a few bites I'm done | twaiku |
We cant hold people
accountable for things they
said as a minor | twaiku |
Should i drop Ryan
Anderson for Mike Conley
or Randle or smarts | twaiku |
I think I might've
played the worst tennis ever
today It was great | twaiku |
Respect is one of
the greatest expressions of
love Remember that | twaiku |
Never felt someone
love me genuinely as
much as I loved them | twaiku |
i cant believe i
broke my phone like what was this
bitch even thinking | twaiku |
Thank you for hosting
the spelling bee today at
Nissan Stadium | twaiku |
Really really need
a new computer but im
so lazy T T | twaiku |
love going out to
eat and my parents making
me cry i'm public | twaiku |
mostly everything
about parenting is based
off common sense lol | twaiku |
Abel really said
i got two red pills to take
away the blues damn | twaiku |
when shorty doesn't
answer my calls i will call
her a million times | twaiku |
I actually
can't believe I have to work
on a day like that | twaiku |
Just reminder to
stop at the stop sign now since
you got big money | twaiku |
Wondering why I
feel so sick this morning for
no reason at all | twaiku |
I predict we will
see Steelers vs Vikings
in the Superbowl | twaiku |
She decided she'd
camp out in her van again
Nothing really new | twaiku |
boise First of all
what are you even really
considering here | twaiku |
I am having an
early night I don't deserve
it but I need it | twaiku |
Getting your ass ate
feels great I'm sorry I have
to admit Sick World | twaiku |
so sorry to the
people that don't use the type
A and B plug ins | twaiku |
I love my sister
and I will always have her
back no matter what | twaiku |
But wearing a t
shirt with open shoulders gets
you in detention | twaiku |
when you see dolphins
with your morning coffee out
on deck my life's cute | twaiku |
How many time did
I tell you that I can't still
alive without you | twaiku |
I've decided to
go live in a bubble if
anyone needs me | twaiku |
begging for begging
for love summer to winter
to summer to fall | twaiku |
going bar hopping
tonight with my friends and I
can't wait to be drunk | twaiku |
I miss having close
friends I can see pretty much
whenever I want | twaiku |
Continuing with
my weekly random question
which do you prefer | twaiku |
I hope Danielle
beats Vicky and that little
Asian girl's ass LOL | twaiku |
Can't say I've ever
been friend zoned before kind of
a shitty feeling | twaiku |
So annoying when
your down and only want to
talk to one person | twaiku |
People only need
you when they don't have others
around to help them | twaiku |
Satan had to make
an appearance this new year
hey buddy missed ya | twaiku |
My biggest issue
definitely gotta be
communication | twaiku |
She strip everyday
but Sunday because she still
make time for the Lord | twaiku |
I'm sure there's barracks
rats waiting for their man to
come back from the field | twaiku |
Between Russell and
I we make just about one
functioning human | twaiku |
I think everyone
in this library can hear
my stomach growling | twaiku |
You try being there
for someone In a time of
need and i get this | twaiku |
Seriously wish
you would've taken me it
looks so amazing | twaiku |
And when I'm alone
all I want to do is cry
Why am I like this | twaiku |
Mans ability
to build or destroy We seem
obsessed with destroy | twaiku |
Man if she wasn't
lesbian I STILL wouldn't
have a chance dammit | twaiku |
I'm fucking sad the
Jeep I want makes an ugly
noise when you reverse | twaiku |
People assume and
offer help according to
what they think you need | twaiku |
Now we've done our
best passed every test for
co habitation | twaiku |
I'm watching that yes
man movie and his name is
carl and I just CARL | twaiku |
are we defending
the white race now oh no this
is getting hairy | twaiku |
There Is No Justice
In America For Black
People Killed By Cops | twaiku |
Watched infinity
war last night and I really
wished it was a dream | twaiku |
I wanna take shots
of absinthe and hope I live
to tell the story | twaiku |
Got up early to
defrost the car n there's no
a bit ice in sight | twaiku |
I remember that
girl didn't want me back then
now she want me now | twaiku |
Need to decide if
I want to do my half sleeve
or get a new piece | twaiku |
been the longest week
ever and can't wait to see
cody tomorrow | twaiku |
Be amazed as a
mentally ill man attempts
to work a night shift | twaiku |
Wine with a peanut
butter jelly sandwich is
the best thing ever | twaiku |
Alright who among
you have the spooky albums
I want to hear them | twaiku |
funny how people
change once you stop letting them
walk all over you | twaiku |
I like money if
anyone wants to send me
some that would be great | twaiku |
sometimes ur half in
and then you half out but you
never close the door | twaiku |
Those pictures can't be
from the first episode though
It doesn't make sense | twaiku |
I'm majoring in
being kind to retail and
food service workers | twaiku |
I don't wanna pay
my bill I wanna buy a
Spider Man costume | twaiku |
The land falls into
drought The Elders cry to the
Heavens for reprieve | twaiku |
The Point Fortin main
road is causing my motion
sickness to come back | twaiku |
Seriously if
you don't get this then we ain't
cool anymore lol | twaiku |
mia really just
told me to go get the moth
in her room im dead | twaiku |
The feeling that wants
to disappear from the world
is over my head | twaiku |
i've had a super
rough day and won't be online
tonight sorry dudes | twaiku |
Honestly when do
good onto others They will
do good onto you | twaiku |
Help our friend and
family now in his time
of uncertainty | twaiku |
I wanna go to
prom again somebody buy
my dress and we gone | twaiku |
The older you get
the more saxophones find their
way into your songs | twaiku |
me cries about the
existence of delicious
sugary coffee | twaiku |
Columbus is where
the game is supposed to be
or where the teams are | twaiku |
okay but have you
seen Pedro Pascal with a
lasso that shit hot | twaiku |
My whole shower I
thought about how somebody
really keyed my shit | twaiku |
Needing the falcons
to cover is the most nerve
racking shit ever | twaiku |
Fellas would y'all still
love these hoes without they wigs
Asking for a friend | twaiku |
Shadowing my first
group today and then I start
running them next week | twaiku |
Like not married or
dating or anything BUT
I RELATE SO HARD | twaiku |
Guys cirrhosis is
a mortal disease Never
get cirrhosis please | twaiku |
I need someone to
fix my wig because I dead
don't know what to do | twaiku |
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