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2020-01-31T19:40:08 | UPDATE: AITA for letting my brother call me "dad" and refusing to tell him the ugly truth? | null | [deleted] | [deleted] | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/ewtopo/update_aita_for_letting_my_brother_call_me_dad/ | ewtopo | 9 | 1 | [
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2020-01-31T19:46:30 | Younger brother thinks older brother is his dad, after parents abandon him as a baby | AITA | Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ehmsme/aita_for_letting_my_brother_call_me_dad_and/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Update: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/etguwh/update_aita_for_letting_my_brother_call_me_dad/
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2020-01-31T19:53:11 | Stressed Father who wanted to cancel Christmas, finds joy instead | AITA | [Original: AITA if I "cancel" Christmas because I can't afford it this year?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/e1oy5c/aita_if_i_cancel_christmas_because_i_cant_afford/)
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2020-01-31T20:37:14 | Man refuses to take girlfriend out to dinner because he rather her cook for him | AITA | **Original Post:** https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/achoyx/aita_for_very_rarelyalmost_never_wanting_to_go_to/
I've been with my wonderful girlfriend for a few years now, and we usually get along great, aside from this current issue. You can skip to the TL;DR if the exposition is too long.
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2020-01-31T20:41:16 | He pesters neighbor to cook for him for $5 | AITA | [Original] (https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/dp37p9/aita_for_asking_a_neighbor_if_she_wanted_to_share/)
I'm a 31 year old single guy who lives alone in an apartment complex. I've lived there for 6 years. My neighbor across the hall, a woman around my age or a little younger (I actually don't know her f... | register2014 | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/ewulam/he_pesters_neighbor_to_cook_for_him_for_5/ | ewulam | 3,463 | 15 | [
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2020-01-31T21:33:46 | 10 years ago Redditors told him not to try Heroin, 7 years later he posts an update | IAmA | **10 years ago** [I did Heroin yesterday. I am not a drug user and have never done anything besides pot back when I was a teen, AMA](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/9ke63/i_did_heroin_yesterday_i_am_not_a_drug_user_and/)
excerpt: I've heard so much about it and how crazy addictive it is and seen it in the movi... | register2014 | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/ewvdhx/10_years_ago_redditors_told_him_not_to_try_heroin/ | ewvdhx | 5,465 | 16 | [
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2020-02-01T19:20:49 | Sat down on my friend's MacBook and broke it, offered to pay her the money for it but now she wants more because "she was upgrading anyway" so it's this or she will sue me in small claims court. | LegalAdvice | [Original:](https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/641joo/sat_down_on_my_friends_macbook_and_broke_it/)
I had some of my friends over at my house and one of my friends invited one of her other friends to come over. She had her MacBook on my couch when I sat on it and broke it. Since it was completely my fault ... | register2014 | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/exb478/sat_down_on_my_friends_macbook_and_broke_it/ | exb478 | 3,125 | 28 | [
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2020-02-01T19:23:48 | [UPDATE]: My (22f) fiance (25m) want his father to check my hymen tomorrow night before I get married. | Relationship Advice | [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/cx7vr0/my_22f_fiance_25m_want_his_father_to_check_my/)
My fiance proposed to me about 8 months ago. We decided on having a relatively small wedding which is in two days. Everything was going great. He seems absolutely perfect and we are very much in love... | register2014 | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/exb5sa/update_my_22f_fiance_25m_want_his_father_to_check/ | exb5sa | 2,382 | 20 | [
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2020-02-03T22:00:43 | My autistic brother was banned from the local hobby shop | LegalAdvice | [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/9l2z39/co_my_autistic_brother_was_banned_from_the_local/)
So my brother suffers from high functioning autism so he has a hard time socializing. One place he loves to go to is a local hobby shop. Me and my brother are regulars there and have spent thousands of do... | register2014 | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/eyeupc/my_autistic_brother_was_banned_from_the_local/ | eyeupc | 2,376 | 13 | [
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2020-02-04T18:08:09 | I caught my neighbors son stealing my underwear | LegalAdvice | [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/ayhlsu/on_i_caught_my_neighbors_son_stealing_my/)
Moved in to the apartment at the start of January, since then i have been convinced that someone is stealing my underwear/bra/etc. Every floor has a pair of washer/dryer units, and since moving in i have had almo... | register2014 | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/eyu6qq/i_caught_my_neighbors_son_stealing_my_underwear/ | eyu6qq | 2,737 | 15 | [
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2020-02-04T18:52:03 | [LONG] Had a falling out with the girl I love and got served a cease and desist order | LegalAdvice | [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/6ebbq9/had_a_falling_out_with_the_girl_i_love_and_got/)
I met this girl in January of this year at the start of the second semester at our university when we worked in one of the rec centers together. She was a freshman and I was a Junior. She started college a ... | register2014 | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/eyuw84/long_had_a_falling_out_with_the_girl_i_love_and/ | eyuw84 | 10,977 | 35 | [
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2020-02-04T23:46:01 | My boss just informed me that HR will present me with a sexual harassment complaint/investigation against me + Update from wife | LegalAdvice | [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/9eore0/my_boss_just_informed_me_that_in_the_morning_hr/)
I'm the director of operations at my company. Moments ago, I was told by my boss, in confidence, to prepare to be officially accused and made aware of a sexual harassment investigation on me. This is from ... | register2014 | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/eyzmh1/my_boss_just_informed_me_that_hr_will_present_me/ | eyzmh1 | 6,342 | 66 | [
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2020-02-06T01:46:53 | Fired for being fat | LegalAdvice | [Actual Title: Fired for being fat](https://old.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/bx4q0p/fired_for_being_fat_ct/)
Backstory: I am a woman in my mid 30s, and very overweight. Not to the point of handicap, but I’m a big gal.
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2020-02-06T16:23:41 | Tensions Flaring Due to Farting | Relationship Advice | [Original - Tensions Flaring Due to Farting](https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/eei2ft/serious_tensions_flaring_due_to_farting/)
My husband (“Mike”) and I are both in our thirties, and have been married for over ten years. Like any marriage, we’ve had our ups and downs, but we are in a solid, committed re... | register2014 | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/ezuoqw/tensions_flaring_due_to_farting/ | ezuoqw | 3,783 | 11 | [
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2020-02-06T18:57:17 | [VIDEO] Drunk student causes a ruckus | Public Freakout | [Original Post](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/eyyerm/drunk_student_causes_a_ruckus_and_throws_laptop/) - [VIDEO: Drunk student causes a ruckus](https://youtu.be/y45L6Jaa-L8)
2nd Video Surfaces - [Kid shows up to class drunk and starts yelling racial slurs](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/co... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/ezwzyj/video_drunk_student_causes_a_ruckus/ | ezwzyj | 1,468 | 17 | [
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2020-02-07T20:28:40 | [LONG] Starts in AITA ends in WeddingShaming, updates span several subs | AITA | [Original Post](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/eoley4/aita_i_38_m_for_telling_my_fiancee_f_27her/) in /r/AmItheAsshole
We are getting married in july of this year,the venue is booked and the wedding is pretty much sorted.
All that's left to get is the bridesmaid dresses and her wedding dress.
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2020-02-07T20:34:15 | A Wedding Story, updates span several sub | null | [removed] | [deleted] | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/f0gft6/a_wedding_story_updates_span_several_sub/ | f0gft6 | 9 | 1 | [
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2020-02-08T01:54:18 | I bought a Spider-Man costume to wear...to a friend’s 4 year old son’s birthday | Advice | [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/dd0kp0/i_bought_a_spiderman_costume_to_wear_with_my_son/)
I bought a Spider-Man costume to wear with my son on Halloween. I offered to wear it to a friend’s 4 year old son’s birthday. What can I say or do to make it entertaining and fun for the kids besides just doin... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/f0krst/i_bought_a_spiderman_costume_to_wearto_a_friends/ | f0krst | 2,398 | 19 | [
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2020-02-08T18:36:50 | Guy asks Reddit for help with his epic marriage proposal | null | [Seeking random internet strangers to help fill a small theater, where I will surprise propose to my girlfriend](https://www.reddit.com/r/boston/comments/e71aaf/brookline_seeking_random_internet_strangers_to/) in /r/boston
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2020-02-10T05:12:19 | 'I despise my mentally handicap sister' | AITA | [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/awyi8k/aita_for_despising_my_mentally_handicap_sister/)
The title makes me sound horrible but hear me out.
My sister is severely autistic. She requires attention almost 24/7 and cannot be left alone. She is non-verbal and cannot take care of herself at all... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/f1lkfu/i_despise_my_mentally_handicap_sister/ | f1lkfu | 7,256 | 36 | [
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2020-02-10T17:27:33 | My ex has a restraining order against me and now lives in the same apartment complex | LegalAdvice | [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/eiwcw3/my_ex_has_a_restraining_order_against_me_and_now/)
My Ex Wife and I had a rocky marriage, my alcoholism didn't help. She pushed for a divorce. We lived together during this divorce and one day I found out she was dating another man. I snapped and hit her,... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/f1tl0b/my_ex_has_a_restraining_order_against_me_and_now/ | f1tl0b | 5,191 | 21 | [
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2020-02-12T02:22:42 | Family saves for a once-in-a-lifetime vacation, but are turned away at the airport & told "better leave or else they will call the police" | null | [removed] | [deleted] | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/f2js7p/family_saves_for_a_onceinalifetime_vacation_but/ | f2js7p | 9 | 1 | [
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2020-02-12T03:33:46 | Family who saves for a once-in-a-lifetime vacation, turned away at airport | TIFU | [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/7jpydi/tifu_by_not_properly_checking_the_passport_rules/)
Literally just happened today. My mother, brother, sister and I were all planning to go to Kenya for a giant vacation. It was the death anniversary of my grandma, and since my mom had not been there in 20 years,... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/f2krwj/family_who_saves_for_a_onceinalifetime_vacation/ | f2krwj | 8,014 | 38 | [
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2020-02-13T19:15:26 | 'I honestly thought it was a funny dad joke' | AITA | [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/dhfeg9/aita_for_making_a_dad_joke/)
My step-daughter, Madeline, was about a year old when I married her mother, Jessica. Madeline’s father died before she was born.
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2020-02-14T18:05:11 | Swallowed my weed pipe | r/Drugs | [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/Drugs/comments/al68mc/swallowed_my_pipe/)
So, got pulled over, and swallowed my pipe.
It was in my lap, and I got pulled over for passing a bus that I didn't see with red lights on (there was a truck between him and I). It was in my lap, and I just saw it, and made a choice, gulped... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/f3w1ej/swallowed_my_weed_pipe/ | f3w1ej | 1,692 | 26 | [
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2020-02-15T17:33:51 | I’m turning all my loss into strength since my amputation | r/amputee | [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/amputee/comments/9n0lcl/below_knee_amputation_prosthetic_question/) - minor edits for clarity
Well in October 2017, 2 weeks after we pulled back into home port my left foot and lower leg was crushed by a forklift. The nerve damage and nerve pain was too much for me. It was like hav... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/f4cmce/im_turning_all_my_loss_into_strength_since_my/ | f4cmce | 5,223 | 13 | [
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2020-02-15T23:35:53 | My Wife threw out the flowers I got her for Valentine's Day, I destroyed her late-husband's wedding ring and messed everything up. | Relationship_Advice | [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/f49z09/my_m28_wife_f28_threw_out_the_flowers_i_got_her/)
I met my wife when we were 20, we've been together since shortly after we met. We got engaged at 26 and just got married last Autumn.
When I met her, she was a widow. She had known her late husban... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/f4htj5/my_wife_threw_out_the_flowers_i_got_her_for/ | f4htj5 | 8,213 | 72 | [
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2020-02-16T17:28:44 | I just watched Brokeback Mountain with my Mom | AskGayMen | [removed] | [deleted] | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/f4ttsk/i_just_watched_brokeback_mountain_with_my_mom/ | f4ttsk | 9 | 1 | [
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2020-02-16T20:47:31 | I watched Brokeback Mountain with my homophobic Mom | AskGayMen | [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskGayMen/comments/dbs6iy/i_just_watched_brokeback_mountain_with_my_mom/)
Well the Titel is self explanatory, she wanted to watch a movie with me because god knows.
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2020-02-17T19:51:43 | This girl is tearing our DND group apart | Relationships | [Original](https://ud.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/9xoy6k/this_girl_early_20sf_in_is_tearing_our_dnd_group/)
My buddies and I have been playing tabletop games for a while now. A while back, I met this girl and she was funny and we got along well so I added her to the group chat we use for talking about DND and ... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/f5egm2/this_girl_is_tearing_our_dnd_group_apart/ | f5egm2 | 5,168 | 25 | [
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2020-02-17T20:43:23 | I gained 70 pounds. Is it okay to ask my girlfriend to stop making mean comments about it? | Relationship_Advice | Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/egvgs0/i_23m_gained_70_pounds_and_ruined_my_relationship
I just want to start by saying I don't blame her at all, she is a great girl and I pushed our relationship to breaking point by gaining so much weight that I am no longer attractive. It's all e... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/f5faxa/i_gained_70_pounds_is_it_okay_to_ask_my/ | f5faxa | 13,853 | 18 | [
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2020-02-18T18:30:26 | School is accusing me of cheating and wants access to my social media and email to prove my innocence. | LegalAdvice | [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/764vzw/mn_school_is_accusing_me_of_cheating_with_no/)
I'm being accused of cheating in a math exam. I am 16 years old. I got a perfect score in the exam and the teacher asked me to stay after the class and she told me that she knows I cheated. I didn't cheat. My... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/f5waqz/school_is_accusing_me_of_cheating_and_wants/ | f5waqz | 3,630 | 17 | [
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2020-02-19T16:11:43 | Should I pay for sex? | null | [removed] | [deleted] | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/f6cvjm/should_i_pay_for_sex/ | f6cvjm | 9 | 1 | [
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2020-02-19T18:18:08 | [LONG] I’ve branded myself as the biggest perv and I deserve it + Update from wife | TIFU | [Original from TIFU 'today I fucked up'](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/bpqs84/tifu_ive_branded_myself_as_the_biggest_perv_and_i/)
This happened an hour ago, and I’m still shaking in fear about how my life will now become from now on....
There’s 2 “situations” that leads to the conclusion of the FU.
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2020-02-20T01:39:59 | Puppy play date, human disappears | r/puppy101 | [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/puppy101/comments/98d0xh/puppy_playdate_human_disappeared_and_left_pup_at/)
So, I am completely unsure of what to do here. I have a 6 month old large breed puppy, and my dog trainer put me in contact with another one of her clients, Candice, who has a mastiff mix just a little older... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/f6lcx2/puppy_play_date_human_disappears/ | f6lcx2 | 6,687 | 85 | [
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2020-02-20T17:04:46 | I bought everyone in my family AncestryDNA kit for Christmas. My mom started freaking. | TIFU | [Original on TIFU 'today i fucked up'](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/a99fw9/tifu_by_buying_everyone_an_ancestrydna_kit_and/)
Earlier this year, AncestryDNA had a sale on their kit. I thought it would be a great gift idea so I bought 6 of them for Christmas presents. Today my family got together to exchange pr... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/f6w2gt/i_bought_everyone_in_my_family_ancestrydna_kit/ | f6w2gt | 2,061 | 47 | [
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2020-02-20T18:51:16 | There’s a squatter in our basement | r/Scotland | [Original in r/Scotland](https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/f4x1o6/theres_a_squatter_in_our_basement_stay_tuned_for/)
There’s a squatter in our basement, I’m going to ask him a few questions later when bringing him some supplies.
https://i.imgur.com/nGIXQhP.jpg
 
**Update 1:**
I first heard abou... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/f6xo8t/theres_a_squatter_in_our_basement/ | f6xo8t | 1,859 | 15 | [
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2020-02-21T17:04:49 | 'Should I pay for sex?' | AskMenOver30 | [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMenOver30/comments/40aps3/should_i_pay_for_sex/)
So some background. I'm a 37 yo virgin. I was shy growing up then got very sick (Chronic Fatigue Syndrome) when I was in my early 20's, very slowly got better and I'm sort of okay now, I can do a part time job anyway. I would love ... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/f7e30u/should_i_pay_for_sex/ | f7e30u | 4,272 | 16 | [
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2020-02-21T17:50:10 | I am struggling to rebuild my self-worth after my ex-fiancé left me for a woman who seems to be a younger, smarter, prettier, and better version of myself. | AskWomenOver30 | [Link to Original Post](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskWomenOver30/comments/dml5sd/i_31f_am_struggling_to_rebuild_my_selfworth_after/) *minor edits
Hi guys. I know it’s probably hard to believe given how nauseatingly pathetic I sound right now but before this happened, I really felt like a confident and content human bei... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/f7erk0/i_am_struggling_to_rebuild_my_selfworth_after_my/ | f7erk0 | 16,915 | 79 | [
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2020-02-21T17:55:32 | I am struggling to rebuild my self-worth after my ex-fiancé left me for a woman who seems to be a younger, smarter, prettier, and better version of myself. | null | Kinglens311 | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/f7eubb/i_am_struggling_to_rebuild_my_selfworth_after_my/ | f7eubb | 0 | 1 | [
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2020-02-22T17:13:47 | My fiancée wants me to get circumcised before our wedding. | Relationship_Advice | [Link to original - My (24M) fiancée (22F) wants me to get circumcised before our wedding. I refuse and it’s causing huge arguments. Am I being manipulated?](https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/f29606/my_24m_fianc%C3%A9e_22f_wants_me_to_get_circumcised/)
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2020-02-23T16:52:23 | Hospital Security Guard Tried to Deny Me Access Because I Didn’t Smile | LegalAdvice | [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/e256h2/fl_hospital_security_guard_tried_to_deny_me/)
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2020-02-23T20:00:11 | Crazy vandal destroying cars by jumping on them | r/Portland | [deleted] | [deleted] | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/f8ev4g/crazy_vandal_destroying_cars_by_jumping_on_them/ | f8ev4g | 9 | 1 | [
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2020-02-23T23:45:01 | Brand new Tesla owner catches stranger smashing windshield in Portland | TeslaLounge | [Link to Original Post](https://www.reddit.com/r/teslamotors/comments/cl17ge/caught_on_camera_brand_new_tesla_owner_catches/) *minor edits
A person kicked in the windshields of three cars in my neighborhood. My car caught my windshield being kicked in on video and it was on the news.
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2020-02-24T18:12:18 | HOA tries to impose Coronavirus quarantine on Asian American woman | LegalAdvice | [deleted] | [deleted] | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/f8vdbk/hoa_tries_to_impose_coronavirus_quarantine_on/ | f8vdbk | 9 | 2 | [
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2020-02-24T18:30:13 | Seattle HOA declares medical quarantine for the Corona virus after a visit to China | LegalAdvice | [removed] | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/f8vnqx/seattle_hoa_declares_medical_quarantine_for_the/ | f8vnqx | 9 | 16 | [
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2020-02-25T02:40:51 | UPDATE: went to my crushes' house | r/Crushes | [Link to Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/Crushes/comments/f6lda7/going_to_my_crushes_house_tomorrow_im_so_nervous/)
Going to my crushes' house tomorrow! A few of my friends have said it sounds like she likes me too, which is why i'm extra nervous.
BUT IM GOING TO HER HOUSE TOMORROW!!!
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2020-02-25T17:39:50 | Sister's ex-boyfriend keeps playing ding dong ditch despite us having a Ring doorbell and restraining order. | LegalAdvice | [Link to Original](https://old.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/cfwezj/sisters_exboyfriend_keeps_playing_ding_dong_ditch/)
I'll spare the details of the breakup, but essentially my sister's ex has been bothering us for about half a year now. We're in CA. Relevant events since the start of 2019 include:
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2020-02-26T17:49:03 | My father and step mother died, leaving me (19m) and my step sister (8f). My step sisters father, who has previously never cared about her, is getting full custody and has told me he won't allow me to visit. | LegalAdvice | [Link to Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/b3rfty/wa_my_father_and_step_mother_died_leaving_me_19m/) *minor edits
Hi, so my life is falling apart.
As the title says, a few weeks ago my father and my step mother were killed in a car accident. They have been married for 7 years, and my step mother... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/f9x2mh/my_father_and_step_mother_died_leaving_me_19m_and/ | f9x2mh | 4,809 | 54 | [
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2020-02-27T02:16:09 | [Update] My wife is an alcoholic | AskMenOver30 | [Link to Original - My wife is an alcoholic. Anyone else with the same issue?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskMenOver30/comments/azg2wj/my_wife_is_an_alcoholic_anyone_else_with_the_same/)
During the last 12-18 months my wife has developed a really unhealthy relationship with alcohhol.
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2020-02-27T16:45:33 | My boyfriend proposed during his sister's wedding and I accepted but I don't know if I want to marry him. | Relationship_Advice | [Original - My(F22) boyfriend(M25) proposed during his sister's wedding and I accepted but I don't know if I want to marry him.](https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/euwtcn/myf22_boyfriendm25_proposed_during_his_sisters/)
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2020-02-28T01:44:21 | Post-it notes left in apartment | LegalAdvice | [Link to Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/34l7vo/ma_postit_notes_left_in_apartment/)
On the 15th of April I found a yellow post-it note in a handwriting that wasn't mine on my desk reminding me of some errands I had to do, but told literally nobody about. While odd, I chalked it up to something ... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/famywa/postit_notes_left_in_apartment/ | famywa | 5,882 | 30 | [
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2020-02-29T17:06:17 | Poisoned at family dinner | LegalAdvice | [Link to Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/a9ue1k/ne_poisoned_at_family_dinner/) *minor edits
I’m currently on vacation visiting family for Christmas. I’m [20 F] a vegan by choice (however I am allergic to red meat.... I was bitten by a “lone star tick” which caused me to develop a severe allergy... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/fbfhz8/poisoned_at_family_dinner/ | fbfhz8 | 2,134 | 25 | [
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2020-03-01T17:46:08 | My friend [16F] asked me [16M] out on a date. She's wheelchair bound; will I get in trouble? | LegalAdvice | [Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/dating_advice/comments/7ano43/my_friend_16f_asked_me_16m_out_on_a_date_shes/)
So there's this girl I'm friends with, Louise, who is in a wheelchair. We've been acquaintances since the start of high school, but recently we've become friends. Today at lunch she asked me if I wanted to... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/fbxkxz/my_friend_16f_asked_me_16m_out_on_a_date_shes/ | fbxkxz | 5,168 | 63 | [
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2020-03-02T01:28:23 | Guy gave me 5 fake one-hundred dollar bills and stole my phone before taking off. | r/RBI | [Link to Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/RBI/comments/deu17o/guy_gave_me_5_fake_onehundred_dollar_bills_and/)
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2020-03-03T16:39:04 | My parents have joined some new age "religion" and intend to move me to a compound against my will. | LegalAdvice | [Link to Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/ccd4vh/fl_my_parents_have_joined_some_new_age_religion/)
My mom and step dad are really into "new age" science and beliefs. I've never agreed with them on this and didn't know how extreme it was. Recently though they have become involved in a extremely ... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/fcx988/my_parents_have_joined_some_new_age_religion_and/ | fcx988 | 8,122 | 36 | [
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2020-03-04T00:52:10 | My boyfriend and I have been homeless for almost 2 years | r/Homeless | [Almost two years of homelessness comes to an end tomorrow!](https://www.reddit.com/r/homeless/comments/fabhvf/almost_two_years_of_homelessness_comes_to_an_end/)
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2020-03-04T16:55:06 | Grandparents don’t approve of my relationship with my black boyfriend, and don’t want me to marry him | Relationship_Advice | [My grandparents don’t approve of my relationship with my black boyfriend, and don’t want me (F24) to marry him (26). I don’t know what to do, since I don’t want to lose either of these people.](https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/d0fmrl/my_grandparents_dont_approve_of_my_relationship/)
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2020-03-05T01:32:10 | Being harassed by Jehovah's Witnesses | LegalAdvice | [Link to Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/LegalAdviceUK/comments/eq2oln/being_harassed_by_jehovahs_witnesses_what_actions/)
TL;DR: Jehovah's Witnesses have tried to enter my home without my permission. They know I can't get a restraining order. What can I do??
**The long version:**
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2020-03-05T17:22:23 | 'I told my 8 year old he can’t go trick or treating' | AITA | [Link to Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/dos259/aita_for_telling_my_8_year_old_he_cant_go_trick/) in /r/AmItheAsshole (AITA)
I have 3 kids, a 10 year old daughter, a 8 year old son and an almost 7 year old daughter. My son is on the autism spectrum, but is very high functioning. Lately he’s b... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/fdyl4c/i_told_my_8_year_old_he_cant_go_trick_or_treating/ | fdyl4c | 3,739 | 25 | [
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2020-03-06T17:13:38 | I was turned away from the jewelry store for having a fake ring | AITA | [AITA for confronting my fiancé after I was turned away from the jewelry store for having a fake ring when trying to have it sized?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/f9nnh3/aita_for_confronting_my_fianc%C3%A9_after_i_was_turned/) by u/thrwawaythrow
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2020-03-06T17:21:18 | I was turned away from the jewelry store for having a fake ring | null | Kinglens311 | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/fegqfc/i_was_turned_away_from_the_jewelry_store_for/ | fegqfc | 0 | 1 | [
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2020-03-06T18:07:45 | Wedding Venue Cancellation 3 Months Prior (UPDATE) | r/TrollXWeddings | Copying and pasting from r/TrollXWeddings, where all of this was originally posted. I'm not the one to usually harp about the same topic over and over, but I want to warn as many people about this venue/brewery as possible. Anyways, enjoy the journey!
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2020-03-06T23:01:20 | Michigan Tree law Saga | LegalAdvice | [Tree law and MS paint for your Sunday (Michigan)](https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/9ka60j/tree_law_and_ms_paint_for_your_sunday_michigan/)
[A small treelaw update](https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/9ku9fi/update_mi_a_small_treelaw_update/)
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2020-03-08T17:06:36 | It has been 7 months since we learned that my wife can’t have kids and she still has not “gotten over” it. I am seriously considering a divorce. | Relationship_Advice | [It has been 7 months since we learned that my wife (34F) can’t have kids and she still has not “gotten over” it. I (35M) am seriously considering a divorce.](https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/b1982e/it_has_been_7_months_since_we_learned_that_my/) (I'm not OP)
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2020-03-09T00:23:50 | Awesome new manager breaks cycle with homeless guy outside | r/TalesFromYourServer | [Link to Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromYourServer/comments/e8nien/awesome_new_manager_breaks_cycle_with_homeless/)
My old manager was a real “working for the weekend” type and never went out of their way for us or the customers, no matter what.
One of the most difficult things about her was we had a hom... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/ffm0x7/awesome_new_manager_breaks_cycle_with_homeless/ | ffm0x7 | 2,743 | 37 | [
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2020-03-09T02:50:30 | The Lawn-Mower, The Cell Phone, and the Single Mom | LegalAdvice | [Kid put his stuff in my yard; ran over it with my lawn mower; mom wants me to pay.](https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/fezgu6/kid_put_his_stuff_in_my_yard_ran_over_it_with_my/)
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2020-03-09T17:20:12 | How would you react to this Valentine’s Day gift? | r/datingoverthirty | [Link to Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/datingoverthirty/comments/f3g5oi/how_would_you_react_to_this_valentines_day_gift/) by u/Nillacuppycake
My LDR partner told me he was sending me “a surprise” for Valentine’s Day. I came home yesterday after working 12 hours, checked my mailbox looking for an amazon prime pac... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/ffy4g9/how_would_you_react_to_this_valentines_day_gift/ | ffy4g9 | 3,117 | 42 | [
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2020-03-10T01:20:28 | Desperate for advice about my son | r/AskLGBT | [Link to Original](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskLGBT/comments/f82p00/desperate_for_advice_about_my_son/) by u/throwawayoftheday88
First, for a little background I need to tell you about myself. I look like a biker, long hair, loads of tattoos, spent too much time in the gym. I was in martial as classes five hours a day... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/fg5rjd/desperate_for_advice_about_my_son/ | fg5rjd | 3,636 | 86 | [
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2020-03-10T17:31:12 | I was found in the closet of my asian GFs parents house | r/AsianParentStories |
I had been going out with my asian GF for about 6 months when I started sneaking into her room and making out with her. I'm white, and we were 16. Some nights, because it was summer, I would stay all night. We would talk, and make out, and then I would jump out the window around 5am.
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2020-03-11T00:21:27 | Finally cleaning my neckbeard nest | r/NeckbeardNests | Finally ready to start taking steps to combat my depression...starting with cleaning my nest
https://i.redd.it/846qzftetfj41.jpg
 
 
[**10 Days Later**](https://www.reddit.com/r/NeckbeardNests/comments/ffiu3g/update_thanks_to_the_overwhelming_support_from/)
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2020-03-11T17:28:33 | 'Should' I still give my stepson the birthday gift I bought for him despite his mother asking me to hold it off? | AITA | [WIBTA if I still give my stepson the birthday gift I bought for him despite his mother asking me to hold it off for a month because she knows my gift my upstage hers and she wants to see him enjoy her gift first?](https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/cyadgx/wibta_if_i_still_give_my_stepson_the_birthday/) (W... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/fh0uqc/should_i_still_give_my_stepson_the_birthday_gift/ | fh0uqc | 3,638 | 42 | [
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2020-03-12T00:04:14 | I talked a teen jumper down from the rail on the bridge 4 1/2 years ago | r/CasualConversation | I talked a teen jumper down from the rail on the bridge 4 1/2 years ago. Today I found him working in a sit-in coffee shop I was trying out since I moved.
I almost didn't recognize him. He grew a few inches, cut and dyed his hair, and lost some weight. I didn't want to put him a stressful situation, so I just left hi... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/fh752y/i_talked_a_teen_jumper_down_from_the_rail_on_the/ | fh752y | 1,918 | 47 | [
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2020-03-12T16:39:12 | Dog ate my Neighbor's Drone, police showed up | LegalAdvice | Not sure what to do. Earlier today my neighbor came pounding on my door screaming obscenities and shouting at me. When I finally got him to stop yelling I found out that he was flying his drone in my backyard again and this time my dog finally managed to catch it and destroy it.
He claims this was a $900 drone and I ... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/fhj7dz/dog_ate_my_neighbors_drone_police_showed_up/ | fhj7dz | 3,930 | 54 | [
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2020-03-13T00:07:11 | Just learned tenant was laid off work | r/realestateinvesting | I've got a tenant that has been perpetually late on rent, despite me having multiple conversations with him. We are 9 months into a year-long lease, and each month has been between 4 to 22 days late. However, he has always (eventually) paid and covered the late fees. Usually he communicates with me.
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2020-03-13T17:43:49 | I had conversations with my brother before I found out he died week before | r/Thetruthishere | *mod note: Since it's Friday the 13th thought I'd post something a little different.*
 
This is the first time I’m actually writing about this. So when I was 13, my older brother (18) and I were on our way to a movie when we were hit by a drunk driver. I woke up in hospital 4 days later, having lost my right... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/fi3kfr/i_had_conversations_with_my_brother_before_i/ | fi3kfr | 5,267 | 67 | [
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2020-03-14T16:57:13 | I ate the ends off a chicken wing and now I'm in the hospital with a 20% mortality rate | TIFU | Yesterday I ate the ends of a chicken wing. Someone told me the ends were crunchy, like pork crackling, so I tried it out. I never expected this to happen.
I must not have chewed one properly. I got something lodged in my throat. To dislodge it I ate some bread and drank some softdrink. Some pain persisted but I went ... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/filgs9/i_ate_the_ends_off_a_chicken_wing_and_now_im_in/ | filgs9 | 3,208 | 62 | [
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2020-03-15T13:12:50 | Congratulations, /r/BestofRedditorUpdates! You are Tiny Subreddit of the Day! | null | TSROTDroid | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/fj14la/congratulations_rbestofredditorupdates_you_are/ | fj14la | 0 | 81 | [
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2020-03-15T16:52:02 | my dad came home to see vomit everywhere and my girlfriend blackout drunk and naked on the floor | TIFU | My girlfriend (who my dad has never met until now) and I decided it would be a fun to do a Harry Potter drinking game except we watch all 8 movies, totalling 20 hours.
We were drinking spirits with mixers, the first time I’ve ever drunk spirits. Holy shit you wouldn’t believe how many times people say Harry Potter.
A... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/fj4bah/my_dad_came_home_to_see_vomit_everywhere_and_my/ | fj4bah | 3,821 | 31 | [
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2020-03-16T00:24:40 | How can I stop my drunk cousin from driving? | r/Dallas | My cousin, 21M, lets call him Chay, is an alcoholic in denial. Pre-21 he got a DUI which I thought would solve things, but it hasn't. Apparently, in Texas, DUI standards and penalties are completely different for people under 21. It's crazy, but I digress.
After the DUI Chay wrecked his car. Luckily, it was in just on... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/fjbovg/how_can_i_stop_my_drunk_cousin_from_driving/ | fjbovg | 3,333 | 35 | [
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2020-03-16T16:38:06 | Wife and I decided to try for kids last year. Found out I'm completely infertile without surgery. 5 months later she got pregnant. | Relationship_Advice | My wife and I have been married for 3 years, together for 6. She's always been one of the most amazing people I've ever met. No huge fights, love languages match up, and we're both fairly active people which has been why we've always had a really strong relationship for so long. That's why this is so difficult for me.
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2020-03-16T23:51:35 | "URGENT - I’m stuck in a chicken coop." | r/Advice | I’m aware I am an idiot.
I was feeding some of my friend’s chickens and the door latched behind me. It’s a regular fence latch. Looks like this: https://imgur.com/gallery/cExShaJ
I managed to get that one open because the wire is wide enough for me to get my hands through. The bottom one is not. https://imgur.com/gal... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/fjv4n6/urgent_im_stuck_in_a_chicken_coop/ | fjv4n6 | 1,214 | 24 | [
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2020-03-17T15:58:33 | I[19M] recently found out that my older sister[34F] is actually my biological mother. | Relationship_Advice | *Originally [posted](https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/bw8dsa/i19m_recently_found_out_that_my_older_sister34f/) by u/MyLifeAreABrokenMess*
 
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2020-03-18T00:19:01 | Not sure how to deal with my anti-vaxx husband | Relationship_Advice | At first I assumed he would come around and realize it's the right thing to do. We were both vaccinated as children, as were both of our families.
It's been 6 years. Six years since our daughter was born, and 3 1/2 years since our son was born.
First, he said he wanted to wait until they were older, maybe 1 year, to ... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/fkg6y0/not_sure_how_to_deal_with_my_antivaxx_husband/ | fkg6y0 | 3,919 | 41 | [
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2020-03-18T16:37:44 | My bank put my account under another account and that person has been slowly transferring money out of mine and into theirs. | LegalAdvice | So on 1/16/2019 my bank account was placed under another account, much like if you opened a children's bank account under yours. This gave the person unrestricted access to my funds, transactions, allowed them to make transfers etc.
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2020-03-18T23:57:53 | bigboye got bigger | r/rarepuppers | Baby giantboye resting peacefully (Drogon the Great Dane)
We adopted him from the vet hospital my wife works at when his owners abandoned him as a puppy.
https://imgur.com/a/vt4uzdT
 
 
[**1 YEAR LATER**](https://www.reddit.com/r/rarepuppers/comments/ashfcv/update_bigboye_got_bigger/)
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2020-03-19T16:24:30 | I’ve lied to everyone in my life for 20 years that I’m Jewish... | r/confessions | I’m not jewish, not even a little bit. If you asked me any questions about judaism, I couldn’t tell you, but still, everyone thinks I’m jewish.
It all started in high school, 11th grade. I had just moved from California to The South and it was a rough time. I was called every horrible name in the book because I talked... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/flctkf/ive_lied_to_everyone_in_my_life_for_20_years_that/ | flctkf | 10,294 | 88 | [
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2020-03-20T00:10:49 | Mother been suspended from work because they found out she is living in a van | LegalAdvice | My mum works in a doctors surgery, a few months ago she moved into a van to try and save some more money for her retirement. She kept her old address as delivery address and address with her employer but put a forwarding with Royal mail on so all mail goes to my sisters house.
Yesterday she had all her log ins suspend... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/flkxfi/mother_been_suspended_from_work_because_they/ | flkxfi | 1,862 | 10 | [
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2020-03-20T17:03:01 | My (30F) husband (32M) impulse bought a dog | r/relationships | Together six years married for three. We so far have very rarely had communication issues. Before we got married we went to a counselor who helped us a lot; not because we were having issues, but to make sure we were going to be able to avoid these issues.
Both of us are childfree and have been talking about getting a... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/flyilg/my_30f_husband_32m_impulse_bought_a_dog/ | flyilg | 5,406 | 88 | [
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2020-03-21T16:43:13 | 'I sat in the wrong class for an entire month and realized a day before the first midterm' | TIFU | I'm in my third year of University taking engineering so this is a little extra embarrassing considering my streak of never being "that person" in the wrong class. To start the semester I ended up missing the first week of school because I was on a last minute trip with my friends. It was completely unplanned and actua... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/fmhuha/i_sat_in_the_wrong_class_for_an_entire_month_and/ | fmhuha | 5,030 | 53 | [
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2020-03-21T23:45:10 | What are the dimensions of an adult llama? | r/NoStupidQuestions | I've been hired to make a tuxedo for a llama and I don't have it's measurements. I'm also assuming the llama is male.
The measurements needed are: Length of legs from just above hoof (ankle?) to bottom of torso Height from bottom of torso to back of neck Distance around neck Width across shoulders
Thank you!
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2020-03-22T17:06:17 | My devout Muslim parents found my alcohol stash | TIFU | Oh boy, here we go.
I made a big oops. I knew it as soon as I received a text from my dad while I was at work earlier today, saying “Tell your boss you’re going to be late tomorrow for a family emergency. We have important family business to do in the morning”. My parents know my job is very important, and wouldn’t do... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/fn2z7a/my_devout_muslim_parents_found_my_alcohol_stash/ | fn2z7a | 10,950 | 20 | [
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2020-03-22T20:42:50 | I [26F] just dropped a lot of money on my boyfriend's [30M] Christmas present | Relationship_Advice | **[Original](https://np.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/dthk1j/i_26f_just_dropped_a_lot_of_money_on_my/) by /u/vaches**
We've been together for 2 months (and we were friends beforehand). I'm head over heels for him, and he has indicated he feels the same. I've spent every weekend at his place since we started dat... | somegenerichandle | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/fn6tor/i_26f_just_dropped_a_lot_of_money_on_my/ | fn6tor | 3,829 | 69 | [
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2020-03-23T16:21:26 | Tenant is renting out my apartment on AirBnB. Tenant isn't responding, AirBnB doesn't care, and my condo board is threatening to fine me for each violation. | LegalAdvice | Location: Toronto, Ontario
I own an apartment in downtown Toronto, our building has had a bad history of problems with AirBnB tenants so we voted to ban any sort of short term rental. Currently i am on the other side of the continent for work, and won't be back until January.
I decided to list my place up for a renta... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/fnmq13/tenant_is_renting_out_my_apartment_on_airbnb/ | fnmq13 | 8,660 | 40 | [
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2020-03-23T16:58:35 | Tenant is renting out my apartment on AirBnB. Tenant isn't responding, AirBnB doesn't care, and my condo board is threatening to fine me for each violation. | null | Kinglens311 | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/fnndod/tenant_is_renting_out_my_apartment_on_airbnb/ | fnndod | 0 | 1 | [
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2020-03-23T23:40:22 | Stuck in the server room, while the whole company works from home | r/sysadmin | So I set up the entire middle-sized company to work from home. A giant feat, considering over 50% of people had desktops. Now, I am being told that I have to keep driving in to work every day and sit in an empty office because "the server room has to be manned".
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2020-03-24T17:30:12 | My(48M) wife(44F) is going to be SHOCKED | Relationship_Advice | So, wife and I have been together 17 years. We are still stupid for each other, and she is the absolute love of my life, best friend, confidant, and co-conspirator. About two years ago she started having joint aches and pains, and some minor swelling in her hands, wrists, ankles, etc. So off we got to the GP, who gives... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/fo9509/my48m_wife44f_is_going_to_be_shocked/ | fo9509 | 8,388 | 272 | [
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2020-03-24T23:37:50 | Is it wrong to offer a joint? | r/trees | My porch over looks a street and for the past half hour this man has been sitting in his car, listening to music, and crying. He’s wearing a wedding ring, has pillows and blankets in the back seat, and he has his dog with him. He looks absolutely broken. It’s hurting me to look at him and I want to help, but I don’t kn... | bestupdator | /r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/fofu8q/is_it_wrong_to_offer_a_joint/ | fofu8q | 1,768 | 25 | [
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