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4,401	daddit	A little bread, a little jam… Mary had a little bite. Yes, Mary had an appetite.
4,402	daddit	It was Ryan. Fire guy!
4,403	daddit	I'm all fired up!
4,404	daddit	Flamingly gay?
4,405	daddit	Yep, he was helping Mom water the garden while I was getting the fire going. Just happened to walk by and I got the picture
4,406	daddit	He actually turns 2 tomorrow
4,407	daddit	Happy cake day!
4,408	daddit	Thanks!
4,409	daddit	Water
4,410	daddit	Love it
4,411	daddit	I read this like a golf commentator.
4,412	daddit	He's been at his job as dad for 25 years. We can only hope to have such legendary dad joke ability in that time.
4,413	daddit	r/angryupvote
4,414	daddit	For real. That comment was lit.
4,415	daddit	That’s what she said.
4,416	daddit	Ngl, I figured in here, someone would have already beaten me to it.
4,417	daddit	bows
4,418	daddit	I wrapped up r/daddit, r/dadjokes, and r/birthofameme all in one tidy package, with bonus meta.
4,419	daddit	All of it??
4,420	daddit	I'm just gonna say, mate, if u/pesqules wanted a picture of his kid in a massive sub like that, I think it should be up to him to put it there.
4,421	daddit	I think it would be nice to get OPs permission before doing that next time, just in case
4,422	daddit	Literally saving this I can’t wait to see the shit they come up with
4,423	daddit	At a church my wife and I attended, there was a boy with tuberous sclerosis. He knew that fire was bad and got away from his dad one time and blew out all the candles behind the pastor. The church was on the small side and not super formal, and everyone knew enough about him to just laugh it off. We laughed later about what a visitor might have thought if it was their first time there.
4,424	daddit	I did this once when she was acting like her mother with our daughter. She cried for almost 2 days
4,425	daddit	"Just relax"
4,426	daddit	"Right Here!"
4,427	daddit	That picture is %*#$ing AMAZING. You need to either print it and hang it on the wall or show it at his wedding. ;)
4,428	daddit	I read this in Randy Moller's voice.
4,429	daddit	Well, not quite. The 25yo (who just graduated college! Yay!) didn’t join us until she’d just turned 18. But she learned to roll (her eyes) with the dad jokes pretty quickly.
4,430	daddit	I see what you did there.
4,431	daddit	Don't forget r/angryupvote all over this thread
4,432	daddit	All of it. Through all of time.
4,433	daddit	Oh I'm totally good with it on that sub. It's all in good fun
4,434	daddit	I mean they posted it on Reddit basically asking to turn it into a meme...
4,435	daddit	Mate, he posted it here publicly. Consequences lmao
4,436	daddit	I don't get it I don't see what's wrong with it he looks like he's about to be a little fireman with that the waterer in his hand. I really hope no one finds something wrong with this what the hell is everyone's problem it seems like everybody's focusing on the most irrelevant stupid shit to complain about and the important shit right in front of their face, is brushed aside
4,437	daddit	"Is this a power struggle worth having?"
4,438	daddit	So from here on out, it's The Chronic 2
4,439	daddit	That must have been one hell of a birth. Your poor wife.
4,440	daddit	It was
4,441	daddit	Goodo :) Always good to check though!
4,442	daddit	The Photoshop battles thread is taking off. In a few days, you should save the best pictures and archive them. Put 'em in the family photo album, or just keep them to share when your kid is older.
4,443	daddit	Is everything alright, my friend?
4,444	daddit	Starting today and tomorrow’s anew
4,445	daddit	It works kinda like take and bake pizza - you get them basically premade, then you just take care of finishing the job.
4,446	daddit	I've been collecting them all so far. Going to make a digital album for him
4,447	daddit	Yes thank you
4,448	daddit	But I'm still loco enough to choke you to death with a Charleston Chew
4,449	daddit	I think your comparison might be overstating the consistency and quality of the product when it gets into your hands for the first time. Not many pizzas require you to undo the damage done before you get it. Or maybe they do. I always add stuff to those pizzas to make them good anyway.
4,450	daddit	Chickchickachicka
4,451	daddit	When you're sneaking away quietly and stub your toe on the desk and cant scream. Shit hurts a lot worse when you cant scream.
4,452	daddit	[deleted]
4,453	daddit	Just for fun, let's count all the dangerous things in the first picture. 1. Putting the baby to sleep on its side. 2. Letting it sleep with earrings on. 3. Using a blanket at that age. 4. Leaving stuffed animals in the crib while sleeping at that age. 5. Leaving the pacifier in her mouth with a possible pacifier clip still attached. 6. Pillow behind her back. 7. Crib bumpers. You guys got anymore?
4,454	daddit	That's when my feet decide to play a musical symphony of cracking bones.
4,455	daddit	Yeah, I love when she's been asleep for a few minutes and you have that internal dialog "it's safe right? She won't wake up if I put her down, right?" You lay her down, get the blanket up on her, she's still sleeping, so adorable. I'll just snap a quick picture real quick. Lower the phone into the crib to get a close up and "brrrrrrng!" Your phone is ringing, the baby is up and crying, and you want to strangle that jerk that just called you.
4,456	daddit	Can confirm, currently putting my 7 month old to sleep for the third time in the past hour
4,457	daddit	YSK the easy way to hold your baby for an easier getaway: (Some of you will of course know this, but to some it will be a revelation. (Insert relevant xkcd)) When holding your babyin your arms, the hand furthest from your own body should be supporting the head. The other hand supports the lower body/legs. Both forearms support torso. This way both forearms are parallell to the baby's body and you can just sneak your arms out. The opposite way is to have the arm furthest away from your body support the head at the elbow, so when you're putting down your baby your whole arm is "stuck". Dunno if that's clear, I don't think I could draw it any better :P
4,458	daddit	I always pictured [this](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/0gU35Tgtlmg/maxresdefault.jpg)
4,459	daddit	Here's my post from a few years ago. http://i.qkme.me/3uqrm5.jpg
4,460	daddit	That picture is completely inaccurate: dynamite is fairly stable.
4,461	daddit	Sleep regression is no joke. Our little dude is refusing to sleep anywhere but my wife's arms. He is TNT.
4,462	daddit	Just got over our 4 month sleep regression and he is such a dream to get to sleep now compared to a few weeks ago. But man - when they finally stop fighting and shut their eyes, hits you just like heroin.
4,463	daddit	If I was as good a EOD tech as I am putting my son to sleep. I would blow my house up several times each night
4,464	daddit	One quick trick.. works on my kid but may work on others... dunno just want to share cuz its cute and funny... When I hold her to put her to bet, I generally have a hand supporting her head and one on her butt, with the fingers supporting her back. (Butt in my palm) When I put her on the bed, I slowly remove my hand from behind her head, but if she start waking up, I squeeze gently her butt in my hand. I dunno why but it works. She fall back asleep in a second.
4,465	daddit	Then I fall down the stairs because I have every light in the house out and I'm tired as fuck.
4,466	daddit	One of the benefits of them getting older is they get more portable.
4,467	daddit	As a former EOD technician and a current father, I'm not sure what's more stressful.
4,468	daddit	It's just one drawn out 18-year explosion.
4,469	daddit	This was pretty much my experience, too, until I began to understand that I didn't put my kids to sleep. I simply had to wait around for sleep to overtake them.
4,470	daddit	u/owenbelly
4,471	daddit	Man I am really fortunate. When it's time for bed or a nap, he gets one short bedtime book then it's down in the crib. He rolls onto his side, thumb into mouth and I walk out. He may fuss for a max of 20 seconds but then he passes out. Having a routine has been very kind to us.
4,472	daddit	Got on to find this because I'm experiencing it. RIGHT. NOW.
4,473	daddit	That's how it is for everyone living with a small baby. I tip toed when my baby sister was sleeping. Her crying was louder than jet engines.
4,474	daddit	My kid had really bad stomach problems. That's how it was lol. Went through liters of gripe water.
4,475	daddit	/r/spicydadmemes
4,476	daddit	Try "All the time"!
4,477	daddit	So...if you raise that baby...hw would be a nuclear bomb when he's fully grown..right?
4,478	daddit	My son is 2 1/2 now, and it still seems this way...
4,479	daddit	[How it feels for me...](https://i.imgur.com/lryM0rB.png)
4,480	daddit	Why can't I upvote this 100x ????
4,481	daddit	Reverse it and you got an ISIS meme
4,482	daddit	I too equate it to putting a clock to sleep :)
4,483	daddit	I've honestly never had this problem with my daughter. My SO and I are actually intentionally getting her adjusted to sleeping with loud noises. My daughter can fall asleep on my lap while I'm listening to music as easy as she can in her crib with no sounds. We're doing this so that she can become a heavy sleeper and can sleep good when she gets to college and has loud roommates. The same way her mom does. I on the other Hand wake myself up if I even fart to loudly and I fucking hate it because it's hard to get a goodnight sleep, specially when my SO is asleep snoring like a truck.
4,484	daddit	don't have kids. I have 2
4,485	daddit	I don’t have kids but sometimes my sisters needs me to babysit my nephew and whenever he takes a nap that’s how it feels to game even with headphones on
4,486	daddit	And then she ends up waking up because you hit your toe so you have to sit there with a throbbing knife in your foot while you deal with a crying baby
4,487	daddit	That's why the kids mine their rooms with LEGO toys.
4,488	daddit	[deleted]
4,489	daddit	Swearing actually helps reduce pain http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8147170.stm Mythbusters did it too.
4,490	daddit	And then hit the deck and roll around like you took a bullet in the war.
4,491	daddit	Yeah good thing that bassinet base is made of fucking reinforced concrete to help speed up the time I go from fine to bleeding profusely while I try to not scream
4,492	daddit	[something like so?](https://youtu.be/gNMHF9hdVyQ)
4,493	daddit	Our method: sit in the crib to warm it up.
4,494	daddit	This guy parents.
4,495	daddit	This is similar to the trick I learned in my EMT class to check if people are faking being unconscious. You take their arm and you put it above their head and drop it. If they are faking, the arm will avoid hitting the face.
4,496	daddit	Yup. When I'm taking my newborn from wherever into his crib, if his arms fall lazily to his sides while being carried , he's 100% asleep.
4,497	daddit	And their ears won't stick to your forearm that way either. GENIUS!!!
4,498	daddit	Blanket: we cheated and used Sleep Sacks for the first year. Apply blanket directly to baby!
4,499	daddit	This comment has been overwritten by an open source script to protect this user's privacy
4,500	daddit	Placed to sleep at the top of the crib instead of the bottom end, feet first.

4,401

daddit

A little bread, a little jam… Mary had a little bite. Yes, Mary had an appetite.

4,402

daddit

It was Ryan. Fire guy!

4,403

daddit

I'm all fired up!

4,404

daddit

Flamingly gay?

4,405

daddit

Yep, he was helping Mom water the garden while I was getting the fire going. Just happened to walk by and I got the picture

4,406

daddit

He actually turns 2 tomorrow

4,407

daddit

Happy cake day!

4,408

daddit

Thanks!

4,409

daddit

Water

4,410

daddit

Love it

4,411

daddit

I read this like a golf commentator.

4,412

daddit

He's been at his job as dad for 25 years. We can only hope to have such legendary dad joke ability in that time.

4,413

daddit

r/angryupvote

4,414

daddit

For real. That comment was lit.

4,415

daddit

That’s what she said.

4,416

daddit

Ngl, I figured in here, someone would have already beaten me to it.

4,417

daddit

*bows*

4,418

daddit

I wrapped up r/daddit, r/dadjokes, and r/birthofameme all in one tidy package, with bonus meta.

4,419

daddit

All of it??

4,420

daddit

I'm just gonna say, mate, if u/pesqules wanted a picture of his kid in a massive sub like that, I think it should be up to him to put it there.

4,421

daddit

I think it would be nice to get OPs permission before doing that next time, just in case

4,422

daddit

Literally saving this I can’t wait to see the shit they come up with

4,423

daddit

At a church my wife and I attended, there was a boy with tuberous sclerosis. He knew that fire was bad and got away from his dad one time and blew out all the candles behind the pastor. The church was on the small side and not super formal, and everyone knew enough about him to just laugh it off. We laughed later about what a visitor might have thought if it was their first time there.

4,424

daddit

I did this once when she was acting like her mother with our daughter. She cried for almost 2 days

4,425

daddit

"Just relax"

4,426

daddit

"Right Here!"

4,427

daddit

That picture is %*#$ing AMAZING. You need to either print it and hang it on the wall or show it at his wedding. ;)

4,428

daddit

I read this in Randy Moller's voice.

4,429

daddit

Well, not quite. The 25yo (who just graduated college! Yay!) didn’t join us until she’d just turned 18. But she learned to roll (her eyes) with the dad jokes pretty quickly.

4,430

daddit

I see what you did there.

4,431

daddit

Don't forget r/angryupvote all over this thread

4,432

daddit

All of it. Through all of time.

4,433

daddit

Oh I'm totally good with it on that sub. It's all in good fun

4,434

daddit

I mean they posted it on Reddit basically asking to turn it into a meme...

4,435

daddit

Mate, he posted it here publicly. Consequences lmao

4,436

daddit

I don't get it I don't see what's wrong with it he looks like he's about to be a little fireman with that the waterer in his hand. I really hope no one finds something wrong with this what the hell is everyone's problem it seems like everybody's focusing on the most irrelevant stupid shit to complain about and the important shit right in front of their face, is brushed aside

4,437

daddit

"Is this a power struggle worth having?"

4,438

daddit

So from here on out, it's The Chronic 2

4,439

daddit

That must have been one hell of a birth. Your poor wife.

4,440

daddit

It was

4,441

daddit

Goodo :) Always good to check though!

4,442

daddit

The Photoshop battles thread is taking off. In a few days, you should save the best pictures and archive them. Put 'em in the family photo album, or just keep them to share when your kid is older.

4,443

daddit

Is everything alright, my friend?

4,444

daddit

Starting today and tomorrow’s anew

4,445

daddit

It works kinda like take and bake pizza - you get them basically premade, then you just take care of finishing the job.

4,446

daddit

I've been collecting them all so far. Going to make a digital album for him

4,447

daddit

Yes thank you

4,448

daddit

But I'm still loco enough to choke you to death with a Charleston Chew

4,449

daddit

I think your comparison might be overstating the consistency and quality of the product when it gets into your hands for the first time. Not many pizzas require you to undo the damage done before you get it. Or maybe they do. I always add stuff to those pizzas to make them good anyway.

4,450

daddit

Chickchickachicka

4,451

daddit

When you're sneaking away quietly and stub your toe on the desk and cant scream. Shit hurts a lot worse when you cant scream.

4,452

daddit

[deleted]

4,453

daddit

Just for fun, let's count all the dangerous things in the first picture. 1. Putting the baby to sleep on its side. 2. Letting it sleep with earrings on. 3. Using a blanket at that age. 4. Leaving stuffed animals in the crib while sleeping at that age. 5. Leaving the pacifier in her mouth with a possible pacifier clip still attached. 6. Pillow behind her back. 7. Crib bumpers. You guys got anymore?

4,454

daddit

That's when my feet decide to play a musical symphony of cracking bones.

4,455

daddit

Yeah, I love when she's been asleep for a few minutes and you have that internal dialog "it's safe right? She won't wake up if I put her down, right?" You lay her down, get the blanket up on her, she's still sleeping, so adorable. I'll just snap a quick picture real quick. Lower the phone into the crib to get a close up and "brrrrrrng!" Your phone is ringing, the baby is up and crying, and you want to strangle that jerk that just called you.

4,456

daddit

Can confirm, currently putting my 7 month old to sleep for the third time in the past hour

4,457

daddit

YSK the easy way to hold your baby for an easier getaway: (Some of you will of course know this, but to some it will be a revelation. (Insert relevant xkcd)) When holding your babyin your arms, the hand furthest from your own body should be supporting the head. The other hand supports the lower body/legs. Both forearms support torso. This way both forearms are parallell to the baby's body and you can just sneak your arms out. The opposite way is to have the arm furthest away from your body support the head at the elbow, so when you're putting down your baby your whole arm is "stuck". Dunno if that's clear, I don't think I could draw it any better :P

4,458

daddit

I always pictured [this](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/0gU35Tgtlmg/maxresdefault.jpg)

4,459

daddit

Here's my post from a few years ago. http://i.qkme.me/3uqrm5.jpg

4,460

daddit

That picture is completely inaccurate: dynamite is fairly stable.

4,461

daddit

Sleep regression is no joke. Our little dude is refusing to sleep anywhere but my wife's arms. He is TNT.

4,462

daddit

Just got over our 4 month sleep regression and he is such a dream to get to sleep now compared to a few weeks ago. But man - when they finally stop fighting and shut their eyes, hits you just like heroin.

4,463

daddit

If I was as good a EOD tech as I am putting my son to sleep. I would blow my house up several times each night

4,464

daddit

One quick trick.. works on my kid but may work on others... dunno just want to share cuz its cute and funny... When I hold her to put her to bet, I generally have a hand supporting her head and one on her butt, with the fingers supporting her back. (Butt in my palm) When I put her on the bed, I slowly remove my hand from behind her head, but if she start waking up, I squeeze gently her butt in my hand. I dunno why but it works. She fall back asleep in a second.

4,465

daddit

Then I fall down the stairs because I have every light in the house out and I'm tired as fuck.

4,466

daddit

One of the benefits of them getting older is they get more portable.

4,467

daddit

As a former EOD technician and a current father, I'm not sure what's more stressful.

4,468

daddit

It's just one drawn out 18-year explosion.

4,469

daddit

This was pretty much my experience, too, until I began to understand that I didn't *put my kids to sleep*. I simply had to wait around for sleep to overtake them.

4,470

daddit

u/owenbelly

4,471

daddit

Man I am really fortunate. When it's time for bed or a nap, he gets one short bedtime book then it's down in the crib. He rolls onto his side, thumb into mouth and I walk out. He may fuss for a max of 20 seconds but then he passes out. Having a routine has been very kind to us.

4,472

daddit

Got on to find this because I'm experiencing it. RIGHT. NOW.

4,473

daddit

That's how it is for everyone living with a small baby. I tip toed when my baby sister was sleeping. Her crying was louder than jet engines.

4,474

daddit

My kid had really bad stomach problems. That's how it was lol. Went through liters of gripe water.

4,475

daddit

/r/spicydadmemes

4,476

daddit

Try "All the time"!

4,477

daddit

So...if you raise that baby...hw would be a nuclear bomb when he's fully grown..right?

4,478

daddit

My son is 2 1/2 now, and it still seems this way...

4,479

daddit

[How it feels for me...](https://i.imgur.com/lryM0rB.png)

4,480

daddit

Why can't I upvote this 100x ????

4,481

daddit

Reverse it and you got an ISIS meme

4,482

daddit

I too equate it to putting a clock to sleep :)

4,483

daddit

I've honestly never had this problem with my daughter. My SO and I are actually intentionally getting her adjusted to sleeping with loud noises. My daughter can fall asleep on my lap while I'm listening to music as easy as she can in her crib with no sounds. We're doing this so that she can become a heavy sleeper and can sleep good when she gets to college and has loud roommates. The same way her mom does. I on the other Hand wake myself up if I even fart to loudly and I fucking hate it because it's hard to get a goodnight sleep, specially when my SO is asleep snoring like a truck.

4,484

daddit

don't have kids. I have 2

4,485

daddit

I don’t have kids but sometimes my sisters needs me to babysit my nephew and whenever he takes a nap that’s how it feels to game even with headphones on

4,486

daddit

And then she ends up waking up because you hit your toe so you have to sit there with a throbbing knife in your foot while you deal with a crying baby

4,487

daddit

That's why the kids mine their rooms with LEGO toys.

4,488

daddit

[deleted]

4,489

daddit

Swearing actually helps reduce pain http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8147170.stm Mythbusters did it too.

4,490

daddit

And then hit the deck and roll around like you took a bullet in the war.

4,491

daddit

Yeah good thing that bassinet base is made of fucking reinforced concrete to help speed up the time I go from fine to bleeding profusely while I try to not scream

4,492

daddit

[something like so?](https://youtu.be/gNMHF9hdVyQ)

4,493

daddit

Our method: sit in the crib to warm it up.

4,494

daddit

This guy parents.

4,495

daddit

This is similar to the trick I learned in my EMT class to check if people are faking being unconscious. You take their arm and you put it above their head and drop it. If they are faking, the arm will avoid hitting the face.

4,496

daddit

Yup. When I'm taking my newborn from wherever into his crib, if his arms fall lazily to his sides while being carried , he's 100% asleep.

4,497

daddit

And their ears won't stick to your forearm that way either. GENIUS!!!

4,498

daddit

Blanket: we cheated and used Sleep Sacks for the first year. Apply blanket directly to baby!

4,499

daddit

This comment has been overwritten by an open source script to protect this user's privacy

4,500

daddit

Placed to sleep at the top of the crib instead of the bottom end, feet first.