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chippie-o
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How does a person go about beginning a career in politics? I want to be a politician (I'm still a freshman in high school) but I have no idea how I would start out.
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thedevilsdictionary
1,325,622,301,000
It does displace air when you pee. Don't believe me? Try peeing in a jug.
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Vslacha
1,325,619,640,000
For me, it's pasta with ketchup and black pepper. I started having it back at my summer camp when they never had enough pasta sauce, but I still love it to this day.
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WtfWhereAreMyClothes
1,325,615,704,000
I'm finding it nearly impossible to find scary movies on Netflix - a vast majority are either horror comedies or just atrociously mediocre horror films. The only notably scary ones I've seen are the Paranormal Activity series, Them, and Insidious. I want something that will actually scare me that I haven't seen alrea...
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Anonymous_Bosch
1,325,614,691,000
Lots of things for me. Most popular are a 17 year old ex-girlfriend of mine who had a body like Keeley Hazell. I was 19 and cried when she dumped me, even though I only knew her a few weeks. I was devastated that I wouldn't be able to ravish her body again. Also an experience I had with a girl who gave me a blow job ...
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Vslacha
1,325,611,393,000
So I've been going back and forth for years trying to determine whether I should be on medication for ADD or not. I tried Adderall and while it hyped me up I ended up focusing on stuff like planning fantasy baseball team or writing music instead of practicing or doing my work. I was told I had ADD as a kid, went off ...
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bang_Noir
1,325,610,655,000
What effect do you think it would have on modern society if Africans came to America on their own later in history or came voluntarily for whatever reason at the time when they would have been captured and enslaved?
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I_Am_Vladimir_Putin
1,325,610,630,000
My realization was that,if you look at any given group of people hanging out together,you're probably not really 'connected' to most of the people in the group. Actually,you probably have a strong connection with one person there,that person has the same connection with someone else in the group and so on. It's a moth...
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MotorboatingSofaB
1,325,610,434,000
My family is throwing a surprise birthday party for my father and we are thinking about party favors to give away, but I am having trouble coming up with a good idea...any help would be greatly appreciated.
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I3lindman
1,325,603,926,000
Such data as: 1) Historical average wages. 2) Historical average home prices. 3) Historical average education costs. 4) Historical average inflation. 5) Historical GDP. 6) Historical energy prices. 7) Historical food prices. And so on...these can be inflation adjusted or not.
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the_goat_boy
1,325,602,042,000
... and was wondering, what's your favourite war movie?
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TooDrunkDidntFuck
1,325,598,002,000
Do they have the same etymology? They seem to both pop up around 1700, maybe 1690's and 1703 according to one dictionary. Google ngram tells a different story, but is probably incomplete. http://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?content=snicker%2Csnigger&year_start=1650&year_end=1800&corpus=0&smoothing=3
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danielxcubed
1,325,583,005,000
On the internet or in real life.
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Moooooooose
1,325,579,790,000
Long time creeper. Anyway, was just wondering if I could donate to Ron paul? Thanks!
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BurntMaToast
1,325,571,694,000
Old friend... I want to surprise him. so if you know him... don't tell him about this. :) any information would help. (got his pic from some dating website... recognized him... but I don't pay for the site... so i can't contact him) http://i.imgur.com/CfZEX.jpg
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seanl2012
1,325,566,974,000
his head is always shaking.
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WatNxt
1,325,561,972,000
Personally even if the girl is attractive in many ways, as soon as I see her dance completely off beat , she just melts away in front of my eyes...
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moon_river
1,325,558,120,000
is there any way around this revenue-raping loophole?
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aggie1391
1,325,555,027,000
Mitt Romney Ron Paul Rick Santorum Newt Gingrich Rick Perry Michelle Bachmann
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zach84
1,325,554,489,000
I've been sighing non stop ever since I got home form my Snowboarding trip to Vermont. It was so much fun. I only used the internet once to check on recent news, which took less than 3 minutes. It was awesome. Now I'm back home, back at school. Sigh. Had such an amazing time. Now I'm back in my dull suburban town with ...
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demoncarcass
1,325,551,342,000
I searched reddit to find an answer and was unsuccessful.
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adamAH64
1,325,719,234,000
I live in Seattle and I have a friend who is dealing with a lot of issues. He has a dog that is part of a life that fell apart a few years back. A twelve-year-old weimaraner to be precise. He has tried giving it away and families have taken her and brought her back. It mostly sucks for the dog because she doesn't g...
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GeorgePatton
1,325,718,849,000
I have been exchanging dirty texts with a girl for a few days and tomorrow I'm having dinner with her. Should whip out my dick in all its glory to amaze her? I figure I could do it in the car or under the table in the restaurant.
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zach84
1,325,714,106,000
I understand respecting a parent for example when they are telling a child that doing drugs will lead them down x path or what ever. In htis case, yes their age has given them experience that a younger person might not have, but what about when it is considered outrageous to disrespect someone who is not worth respecti...
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easy_Money
1,325,714,050,000
Anyone who grew up in the 80's and 90's knows exactly what the phrase 'just say no' is a reference to. We were told drugs like marijuana were a slippery slope that led to living in a box in a dark alley. We had DARE classes, Scruff Mcgruff comercials. Casual users, otherwise law abiding citizens, were made into crimina...
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servusmarkus
1,325,711,631,000
Just curious to see what is the trigger for everyone out there.
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SwimmingNaked
1,325,710,285,000
Just wondering what will happen when the current set of authoritarian, human-rights restrictive, leaders die off and fade into history, are they going to be replaced by people with similar (or worse) views, or does it appear that the next generation will loosen things up?
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oscarasimov
1,325,709,951,000
I think the title pretty much sums it up. Oh an extra points for CHEAP meals!!!
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tzvibish
1,325,707,312,000
I'm finishing my masters degree in computer information systems (not to be confused with Computer Science [that's a real degree]) this semester, and I feel like that amount of knowledge I've learned in four years of undergraduate studies and two years of graduate studies amounts to absolutely nothing important, useful ...
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CouldBeATomato
1,325,702,815,000
As a light sleeper, I only need a relaxing song to wake me up so for the past two years it's been Jack Johnson's "Banana Pancakes" mostly because of the line "If he telephone is singing ringing it's too early don't pick it up".
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analfuck
1,325,698,513,000
[link](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/04/mom-kills-intruder_n_1183336.html) to original story. I say fuck you come at me bro....
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jewdai
1,325,697,573,000
Special interest in Engineering jobs and entry level/no experience hires. Edit1: the sad thing is engineering is a male dominated field. Hence all the snide "do you have big tits?" remarks below
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dem358
1,325,682,243,000
A few minutes ago I finally got out of bed to drink some water and whilst drinking I felt too lazy to swallow and just let the water simply flow out of my mouth. This is a new dimension in laziness, even for me.
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09112001
1,325,670,017,000
If so, what was your experience? Mine was pretty phenomenal, it's amazing what your brain can do! It felt more realistic than actual waking life did.
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TheIncredibleFlow
1,325,655,887,000
I'm not religious or anything, I'm not against atheism, but it's always around 30% of the content. I always end up clicking on the imgur ones and immediately press the back button because, quite frankly, I just don't give a shit enough to read it. Is there a way to filter it out?
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LiquidyCrow
1,325,654,265,000
Given that the anti-Communist forces in the US (both the HUAC and the Screen Actors Guild) went to extreme lengths to rid Hollywood of anything with even a remote association with Communism, it seems strange that a comedy trio that shared a same name with the promoter of the hated ideology would get by unscathed. Yes, ...
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TatM
1,325,648,034,000
I'm not sure, they're all so lovable!
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HebrewHammer16
1,325,647,147,000
Or do they send national delegates proportionally?
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sparr
1,325,646,343,000
He has cash and wants me to pay online for him because tomorrow the domain goes into whatever its next expiration status is and it will cost him $80 instead of $10 to renew. He is very unhappy that I won't do it.
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K1N6F15H
1,325,646,323,000
Some people think about changing the world, I think about cheeseburgers.
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zach84
1,325,641,325,000
When ever talking to a wildly ignorant person (for example: Someone who claims Obama was not born in the US) what are some good put downs/dismissive comment to say to them?
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JudahMaccabee
1,325,638,338,000
What legacy will the United States leave in the world after it is gone?
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moosilauke18
1,325,802,416,000
I am talking of course about the second comment [here](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ia0ij/watching_fellowship_of_the_ring_tonight_and_never/c225zkg?context=3) Wouldn't it be cool if we could still upvote it when we reach the end of THE journey. It would be like a time capsule to see how many people have take...
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raymendx
1,325,801,831,000
On a personal level I know the benefits and how being organized makes me feel. But is there a reason why some people like being organized and others don't think about it that much? I'm meaning about deep down on why we like being organized as opposed to what the effects are? Does anybody understand what I'm saying?
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brian21
1,325,798,652,000
My girlfriend bought me these [Skullcandy Aviators](http://store.apple.com/us/product/H7413VC/A?fnode=MTc0MjU4ODc&fs=m.manufacturer%3Dskullcandy) which are sweet, but everyone else can hear what you're listening to, which won't work. Any similarly-priced alternatives good?
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baaron
1,325,795,971,000
I have a common name, and a while ago someone mistakenly setup their Facebook account with my email address. Occasionally I'll receive "forgot password" emails from Facebook... was thinking about taking one and using it for my own entertainment. What would you do?
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yearisaday
1,325,794,442,000
Reddit, I feel like we have similar political views and morals, and it seems lately I find myself cringing every time I spend money in stores or restaurants, or wherever because I don't know the political views of the business owners. I fear the dollars I spend will ultimately be used against me in some way. Is there a...
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feefmeharder
1,325,793,922,000
Is there anything tangible that the Occupy Movement can point to as a positive result of their protests? I personal don't agree with the Tea Party ideologically, but they managed to get people into office who supported their views. As much as I hate to say it, the Tea Party Movement was moderately successful, can we sa...
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SpecialOpsCynic
1,325,792,868,000
For me it is Jenga. No idea why but setting that thing in a room with drunk chicks is an attention and conversation magnet. The more we drink the funnier it gets to see it fall and the faster we end up in bed. What is your inexplicable ice breaker?
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SpecialOpsCynic
1,325,791,807,000
As a member of the armed forces, I have lately been bothered by all of this talk in cutting the military budget meaning that those of us in harms way get screwed. Why is it that no one has looked at the situation and acknowledged that the bulk of the budget goes to the things we need the least? As an example, accordi...
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King_of_Ticks
1,325,791,463,000
I am talking about the kind of adventures that are only awesome once they are over. In 2005 I was able to take my very first paid vacation. I was working at a company that basically caused the sub-prime mortgage crisis and needed a distraction from ruining people’s lives. My buddy and I choose to go to an island off...
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ChrisHernandez
1,325,791,290,000
Just askin'
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TheFrigginArchitect
1,325,790,949,000
I'm hoping to move out of my house (24) for the rest of the year before starting graduate school (when my living situation will probably change again). My girlfriend is allergic, and I'm worried that this might be my only shot. Edit: Thank you for your replies! I'm well aware of the 101 Dalmatians/Exotic Pets emotion...
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ChrisHernandez
1,325,789,246,000
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danielxcubed
1,325,787,398,000
Mine would probably be Peanutbutter: I don't hate it by any means but my love for it, if amplified through various super human traits, I would be an addicted in a similar way that J'Onn J'Onze is to Oreo cookies.
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RdMrcr
1,325,786,401,000
Or even better, how *did* you react? (if it happened to you)
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IthinktherforeIthink
1,325,784,426,000
It was on Doctor Radio Channel 81. It'd be great if I could hear myself or record it.
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tzvibish
1,325,778,361,000
All the image sites I'm aware of will let you upload anything you want, even drag n drop (imgur). Is there a service that will let me take a screenshot, and it uploads and provides a link for me without having to save the file locally first?
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Jjcooper6
1,325,764,959,000
When it's really cold you are supposed to start your car then let it warm up for a few minutes before you start driving. How much damage am I doing to my car if I just start driving right away?
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TheGreenBackPack
1,325,749,982,000
I imagine the epic mealtime guy, it just seems like stuff he would say.
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afreshmind
1,325,742,615,000
but you can only pick one. and you are still living in the context of your own life, not in the Avatar universe.
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plissken627
1,325,734,785,000
i want to be an engineer but im really hesitant, i hear theres a 40% drop out rate. what were the reasons you dropped out? EDIT: thanks guys, i dont really have anyone else to talk to and my teachers get annoyed when i ask them
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comb_over
1,325,732,465,000
I wondered if people still use Digg or how they think of the site now?
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TatM
1,325,730,766,000
Like, she's decent, but I heard a woman say she's the most beautiful woman in the world.
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MasterHa
1,325,725,610,000
I always delay things that I know I should get started on TODAY, but I never seem to be able to go "okay this is getting started today." Edit: as requested, procrastinate.
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eddiexmercury
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I just recently moved from New London, CT. I lived in an old, converted motel called the Crocker House. At the very end of my block, there was a this huge whale mural painted on the wall. http://imgur.com/CwR0n New London is known as the Whaling City, so I thought it was something native to the town. I also have angi...
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rumster
1,325,721,994,000
Why don't they display this on their homepage... I kinda think it's odd that Google isn't posting a message/plea to it's visitors to NOT support SOPA and talk to there federal official. They use the homepage areas for tragedies but can't use it for a limitation of our use of the internet freely. I feel google has ...
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JewBear3
1,325,890,674,000
I've tried a few and haven't been happy.
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plato1123
1,325,889,295,000
This might not be the case while operating a motor vehicle, but most other circumstances, wouldn't/shouldn't you have the right to remain silent? edit: This post was inspired by watching a bicyclist get a traffic ticket for crossing a crosswalk illegally
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fulltimegeek
1,325,887,916,000
I just feel like this is something our government is itching for and wants, and I would love to prevent this from happening. Edit: Grammar
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jmedelman
1,325,886,797,000
My wife was having stomach pains while we were on vacation that wouldn't go away. We decided to go to the ER for fear of something terrible. In the waiting room I call the number on the back of my insurance card to get pre-approval. I was told the most we would have to be was the yearly deductible + our 20% portion ...
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Monkeyb1z
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My Mom is currently experiencing hepatic encephalopathy due to combined insult from Liver Cancer and Immunotherapy treatment and I am just wondering what she is experiencing right now. Even though she's not able to "connect", can she hear/comprehend what I say? She squeezes my hand on contact and sometimes nods in re...
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incomplete
1,325,885,975,000
I know RP says so, but what is Reddit's opinion? If someone put sanctions on The US would that be an act of war? Edit:RP is Ron Paul.
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snowwhite394
1,325,884,144,000
My dad just awoke (sort of) from having surgery, and he's been mumbling random things the best so far has been "I would love my kids even if they weren't mine but they drive me crazy." It got a chuckle out of us (my mom and sisters), and it got me thinking about some of the outlandish word vomit from groggy patients. ...
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EVILFISH2
1,325,879,454,000
been trying for months.. they never answer is this quite common, or do they simply hate me?
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rickraus
1,325,877,268,000
Just thought i would see what the internet thinks a fun day is.
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wolfie1010
1,325,871,675,000
I became a Star Wars fan in the mid 80s so I watched them in the usual 'first trilogy' then 'second trilogy' sequence. I am torn as to whether I should screen the movies in that same sequence for my girlfriend or not and would like to hear from Redditors who have faced the same connundrum. What did you decide to do any...
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abenyishay
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Whenever travelling, be it vacation or for a significant portion of the day not spent in a sedentary fashion, my metabolism seems to slow down where I don't even HAVE to poop. There's a similar "condition" where others merely can't produce the bowel movement but feel the need. That's not my situation; I don't even ha...
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hakoreh1
1,325,864,733,000
So here is my situation. I was one of the early adopters and went out of contract and got a Motorola Xoom 3G for $800. After being promised for a while to be upgraded to 4G and looking for Motorola to take care of its customers, Motorola did nothing and by the time the Xoom got 4G, the Xoom 2 was already in the making ...
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sldorange91
1,325,820,061,000
I always thought a Big Mac was just a larger version of a regular hamburger. Needless to say I felt pretty dumb, and I'll probably go try a Big Mac tomorrow.
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thekaplan
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I've had a lava lamp for a few years now (don't know exactly how long). I haven't used it more than a few times, and those were when I first got it. So, my question is, is it still safe to use, and are there any other safety precautions I should keep in mind?
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Sanderlebau
1,325,812,618,000
I was watching my new 3D LG TV, and started watching Enterprise. I figured, what the hell, I'll see what happens if I enabled 3D. Low and behold, IT WORKED! It wasn't perfect in every scene, but on the whole, the on-the-fly 3D conversion was working! How does my TV do this? Hell, it looked better than Clash of the Tita...
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mrsisti
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edit: please tell all
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Zecriss
1,325,979,868,000
I say Google (but not Google+ if possible). We don't want to crush any of these sites- we want to put them in a head lock. Twitter and Facebook would be hard to black out, and they are other social media websites. It would look horrible for Reddit to attack another social media. Wikipedia is too weak, things might ...
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rushoop
1,325,976,501,000
bit sick at the moment and wondering why is my nose running ?
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Trololrus
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[/r/ggggg](/r/ggggg) and [/r/gggg](/r/gggg). Why does the one with 5 g's have so many more subscribers? I would ask them directly, but I don't think they would be incredibly responsive.
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DrewChambersDC
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I'll start with [@twisst](https://twitter.com/#!/twisst) It grabs your location from your profile, and sends you a tweet every time the International Space Station will be overhead. What are some others?
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trollipop
1,325,972,511,000
my first thought was to ask here for help. Any advice would help. Thanks!
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ericfromtx
1,325,970,916,000
Fairly straight forward. Do women actually wear these articles of clothing because they enjoy them?
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RoundHeadedTwat
1,325,969,502,000
I'll start off with mine. When I was around 9 years old I was a little pyro. And after looking at a magazine I saw this really cool [Peanut Lighter](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdehJC-q0HM) and I begged my mom to get me one, but of course she wouldn't. Then a few days later I'm in my moms bathroom doing something, ...
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psychie
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Or even a good way to make it awkward. Help me think of something clever!
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geshikhte
1,325,967,763,000
I am feeling down today because I made a stupid mistake yesterday. I drove two hours back to school to work at a basketball game... which was occurring today. I was unable to go back today and I feel really bad about letting my boss down/am sad I am not there. So can you cheer me up by telling me about something you'v...
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Weilstein
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Mine was that there was built a huge pool on top of the White House. Everyone could swim in the pool, which was gigantic, and Chuck Norris was there. The twist was that the White House in this dream was on top of the Temple Mount in Jerusalem, and you could see the Dome of the Rock really well from the pool. It was aw...
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AlanRosenthal
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I bought my friend a car detailing Groupon in Boston, MA. It included four hours of parking in downtown Boston garage. My friend scheduled an appointment on the company website for Monday, January 2. When we got there, there was a note on the door that said they were closed for the holiday. I called the phone numbe...
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TheGreenBackPack
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and why? i am talking one that changed your life and that you could read over and over again without getting bored. mine is city of thieves, such an amazing novel, i recommend it to everyone. http://www.audioeditions.com/audio-book-images/l/City-of-Thieves-314705.jpg
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BoxOLuv
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I live in Long Beach, California, and I pay $1550 for a 2 br/bth apartment, which is a really good deal out here. I read some posts saying they were paying $685 for a studio in Denver, CO and almost $3,500 for an apartment in Manhattan! What about you?
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suekichi
1,325,952,357,000
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBFiMaR-oAk
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PatrickPlan8
1,325,948,854,000
http://www.reddit.com/r/CIRCLEJERKMILITIA Why do you allow this kind of BS now?
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drunkasshit
1,325,923,453,000
What makes you feel proud for yourself?
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DK_Pooter
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I personally say no but I would like to hear your thoughts on it Edit: on iPod and messed up link. Sorry bout that here www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMlVNFpzKNI&feature=youtube_gdata_player Should work. If not its about the baby that was born with only a brain stem but no brain
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