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1f9hfg | mahoodie | 1,369,828,089,000 | . | AskReddit | jewish |
1f98c9 | yaysuekristy | 1,369,811,661,000 | Should it be 1957, the first man-made object in space? 1961, the first man in space? The founding of the UN? What? | AskReddit | jewish |
1f974n | Ferberus14 | 1,369,809,849,000 | The debate of the century, Thomas Hobbes vs. John Locke. Which one is right? Why are they correct? | AskReddit | jewish |
1f92rx | Nixons_BACK | 1,369,804,346,000 | If you can identify where this scene was from I'll be eternally grateful to you, because for the past few hours it's been bugging the hell out of me and I can't find the answer on google. The scene was something like one man telling another about how he tortures and kills people, and that in their final moments people ... | AskReddit | jewish |
1f8z1a | Pastordan23 | 1,369,800,473,000 | What happened? How did you thank them? Are you still in touch? | AskReddit | jewish |
1f8xsg | CrucifiedBruxter | 1,369,799,379,000 | I'm working with a bunch of camps this summer and need some games! It's middle school and high school, we need some way up games and games for afternoon times (probably a few hours). Do you guys happen to have any ideas or suggestions? ALSO, what are the rules to the game if it's not self-explanatory. | AskReddit | jewish |
1f8lno | Ze_Carioca | 1,369,789,899,000 | World Wide Publishing Service prevents me from running Apache and Tomcat.
Is it safe to make it so this service needs to manually turn on? | AskReddit | jewish |
1f8idt | Maanfang | 1,369,787,313,000 | So for school I have to read this book The Gaze of the Gazelle. It is due in two weeks and I have already placed an order on the book. However, it has not come yet and that is why I need your help reddit- I need a summary of it so has anyone read it? | AskReddit | jewish |
1fd33n | Bridgeboy95 | 1,369,949,535,000 | this question came to me after the "whats the most creepist/scary thing you have seen" that was big only i was intrigued by some of the genuine ghost stories so this focuses on any on what you believe paranormal activity in your home graveyard,work,school whatever please be honest in your answer as well
so please begi... | AskReddit | jewish |
1fd1eu | Toddman10 | 1,369,948,300,000 | Etymology is the history and evolution of words. | AskReddit | jewish |
1fcubx | futurephysician | 1,369,943,102,000 | Privacy (by email invite only) would be preferred. | AskReddit | jewish |
1fcsog | AxeManActual | 1,369,941,929,000 | Edit 3: realized I'm not supposed to post my opinion here. Sorry. (Why is that a rule, by the way?) | AskReddit | jewish |
1fcqze | MrDNL | 1,369,940,597,000 | By the way, when it debuted, Rue McClanahan (Blanche) was 51, Estelle Getty (Sophia) was 62, and Bea Arthur (Dorothy) and Betty White (Rose) were both 63. | AskReddit | jewish |
1fcno9 | failbotron | 1,369,938,123,000 | when will we have to add one more digit to the (xxx) xxx-xxxx phone numbers? how much of a population increase is required for each consecutive digit to be added? | AskReddit | jewish |
1fcivc | benlesrnet | 1,369,934,505,000 | Many people pick their noses or check their toliet paper after doing the wipe *I guess*
What else do you think of? | AskReddit | jewish |
1fc6vb | Crosshash | 1,369,924,888,000 | I mean, just looking at my first page now:
**6207|4166** - *What is the farthest you have gone for the sake of a joke?*
**5566|2912** - *Elon Musk: You'll Be Able To Drive From LA To NY Using Tesla Superchargers By The End Of 2013*
**1314|269** - *Dan Carlin here from the "Hardcore History" podcast*
**4237|2001** -... | AskReddit | jewish |
1fc473 | pagodahut | 1,369,922,403,000 | Known my Fiance for 2 years now and she is the most wonderful person I know. I'm insanely excited and I want our life to be happy and fulfilling. What advice do you have that you wish you knew in your first few years of marriage? Financial stuff, homeownership stuff, anything would be helpful. Thanks! | AskReddit | jewish |
1fc02x | I_am_chris_dorner | 1,369,918,103,000 | Let's say it's' 3 years away.
Change that if needed.
Edit: Ok, so it's fucking **BIG**. The size of Toronto. | AskReddit | jewish |
1fbxvp | Km2930 | 1,369,915,187,000 | I work pretty hard and I feel like I don't play nearly hard enough to make up for it. What do you think? | AskReddit | jewish |
1fbxde | winged_victory | 1,369,914,460,000 | i dont have any "find my phone apps" or whatever. i know im stupid. but after a heavy night of drinking i dont know where this shit is and im supposed to have a phone interview in about 3 hours. i went out for a buddies birthday in queens, ny last night. it has to be either at the strip club or the taxi. how do i get t... | AskReddit | jewish |
1fbv54 | gilad-v | 1,369,910,710,000 | So, when we are expecting something important, we do not stress and can plan our day with more certainty.
| AskReddit | jewish |
1fbqo7 | Shortbuscaptain | 1,369,902,133,000 | You can go skydiving or scuba or skiing or anything you want. What would it be folks? | AskReddit | jewish |
1fbqi6 | GuthanBrawl | 1,369,901,828,000 | I'm currently a senior, although I'll expect to graduate in about two years because classes at my univ are slim pickings. Anyway, I currently have a 3.81 gap(I'm trying my damn hardest to hit the 3.9 mark just to get summa cum laude recognition). I'm majoring in history with a minor in Russian. I should also note th... | AskReddit | jewish |
1fbm04 | davrukin | 1,369,894,624,000 | Personality, smile, eyes, hair, Star Trek, D&D, whatever it be, anything and anywhere. | AskReddit | jewish |
1fbawk | seedofcheif | 1,369,883,211,000 | you hear about the american south so often is there a similar area else ware? | AskReddit | jewish |
1fb81g | mrmanperson123 | 1,369,880,757,000 | assuming we don't die off | AskReddit | jewish |
1fb5ro | iamhenrybond | 1,369,878,917,000 | http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/x6yef/reddits_had_a_few_threads_about_sexual_assault/?sort=new
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1fb3qk | spitterofspit | 1,369,877,218,000 | ...as one possible solution. Capturing carbon dioxide is possible and building a hose/balloon structure to reach space is also possible. What advantages/disadvantages can you think of? Thanks! | AskReddit | jewish |
1fazko | sakurashinken | 1,369,873,717,000 | and why doesn't someone make a leaderboard bot? | AskReddit | jewish |
1fazk2 | Sir_George | 1,369,873,704,000 | As much as I hate to generalize, that's just the tendency that I typically see. It isn't uncommon to see men dating a plus sized women...or at least here in Chicago. To add, reddit has gonewild subs for both chubby and plus sized women, but none for men; and every time an overweight man posts in these subs he gets down... | AskReddit | jewish |
1ffoss | wadester007 | 1,370,043,287,000 | Derp | AskReddit | jewish |
1ffom9 | daash | 1,370,043,132,000 | Details!! | AskReddit | jewish |
1ffcrq | Whiskeybent341 | 1,370,032,816,000 | Happened to be fapping to Glory Hole porn and wondered..How common are Glory Holes? Are they in fact glorious? Or complete shit..I'd love to know. | AskReddit | jewish |
1ffbjs | 4juice | 1,370,031,860,000 | Spiderman 2 for me. Not really my favourite movie but think i've watched it like 20 times now. Can never get bored of it! :) | AskReddit | jewish |
1ffa5c | Hellkyte | 1,370,030,792,000 | Music has evolved in a lot of ways over the last few centuries, and I've always been curious what the old masters would think of our modern music. Let's assume for the sake of argument that the modern tech behind music doesn't astonish them that much, otherwise even the most trite pop song would blow their minds.
Anyw... | AskReddit | jewish |
1ff6rq | PokemonMasterX | 1,370,028,056,000 | You might search to find a new website with a similar community, but which one would it be? | AskReddit | jewish |
1ff2e5 | robertgfthomas | 1,370,024,566,000 | I always see posts like this:
[http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1fem6g/gang_war_in_my_back_yard/](http://i.imgur.com/OxQmicg.jpg)
Also, in Palo Alto I noticed that there's a big Microsoft store a stone's throw away from a big Apple store, and the Microsoft store's copied the Apple store's design scheme pretty m... | AskReddit | jewish |
1fexhd | Apiperofhades | 1,370,020,642,000 | The accent used in classical television. | AskReddit | jewish |
1fews9 | ididthatoncetoo | 1,370,020,063,000 | I wasn't allowed to have any toys with batteries. Also, the only two movies I was forbidden to see were "Boogie Nights" and "Scary Movie." | AskReddit | jewish |
1feua8 | ImNoEinstein | 1,370,018,076,000 | So my wife and I are pregnant for the first time ( yippee!! :-D ). She is of Ashkenazic Jewish decent so the doctor had her do some genetic testing ( ok, first child, Doctor says we do something, so we just do it! ). I didnt think much of it, and in hindsight perhaps I should have... we've done blood work plenty of t... | AskReddit | jewish |
1fesd3 | davrukin | 1,370,016,461,000 | Who you came with, whether only your parents or grandparents came, where you came from, why, the experiences before and after, what the old country was like, etc. | AskReddit | jewish |
1ferv0 | hezzospike | 1,370,016,061,000 | For me it's the fact that I have no problem holding a tarantula at a zoo, yet if I see any somewhat large spider at home I tense up and stand as far back as possible while trying to crush it in a paper towel. | AskReddit | jewish |
1feoge | Km2930 | 1,370,013,173,000 | I feel like the idea if a prior civilization from Mars becomes more likely. Could our evolution have taken place in multiple planets? | AskReddit | jewish |
1fek6s | jaaaack | 1,370,009,361,000 | In the UK, we'll hear it regularly on TV comedy shows. And in France, the translation "con" is used even more. | AskReddit | jewish |
1fe6mp | Dectric | 1,369,988,487,000 | i'm thinking maybe an internet feed or stream? Me and a friend were goofing around on Wikipedia and found the UVB-76 numbers station myth, and i'm interested in listening to some of it? | AskReddit | jewish |
1fdvk3 | DonQuixBalls | 1,369,973,632,000 | On Raising Hope it was that the body be displayed by the buffet, so everyone had to look at it. In the news a few years back he requested his ashes be (illegally) scattered over Safeco Field (caused a DHS scare, what with all the powder.)
What would you do to torment the living from beyond the grave? | AskReddit | jewish |
1fdv3k | crocomut | 1,369,973,179,000 | From the paragraph herein what do u understand regarding the pension scheme - you get it after at least 10 years of services and you cummulate 1.9% or 4% per year of services ??? meaning after 10 years of services you are eligible to 19% of ur last basic salary as pension or to 40% ??
So essentially, my doubt is if u ... | AskReddit | jewish |
1fduvp | PaintedCeiling | 1,369,972,977,000 | The milkman, the paper boy, evenin' TV? | AskReddit | jewish |
1fdtae | phoenixjj | 1,369,971,440,000 | I have always been really good at sales. Sales come naturally to me, but I can't stand it. | AskReddit | jewish |
1fdqvh | Capitally | 1,369,969,233,000 | I'm doing a research project about the popularity of GIF's and need a sizable market to address. | AskReddit | jewish |
1fdltw | 7to77 | 1,369,964,920,000 | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sign_languages
TIL There are SO many different sign languages. | AskReddit | jewish |
1fdllj | insamination | 1,369,964,715,000 | this is not assuming maintenance costs, etc, just what have you thought would be really really awesome to own? i was fantasizing about having a cruise ship today. | AskReddit | jewish |
1fdic7 | bitparity | 1,369,961,920,000 | Dodgeball, obviously. | AskReddit | jewish |
1fdewg | akornblatt | 1,369,958,973,000 | How many groups were actually "targeted" or "harassed" who applied for 501c(4), how many groups have applied successfully for 501c(4)? Been trying to find this and feel dumb for not being able to find it. | AskReddit | jewish |
nz38m | AssumeTheFetal | 1,325,462,076,000 | Im gonna go with [Smell yo' dick](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc)
im 90% sure its supposed to be a real song and not a parody. which makes it even more hilarious. | AskReddit | jewish |
nyr2o | Halo6819 | 1,325,442,752,000 | Russel Brand could get a little over $30 million from his divorce of Katy Perry as they [did not sign a pre-nup](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2080925/Katy-Perry-divorce-Russell-Brand-stands-make-20m-split-pop-star-wife.html?ito=feeds-newsxml)
| AskReddit | jewish |
nymht | l0go | 1,325,433,154,000 | . | AskReddit | jewish |
nykom | NulloK | 1,325,427,647,000 | ...would that be safe to do? | AskReddit | jewish |
nyhxu | Zephine | 1,325,415,343,000 | Surely if the price of everything is increasing, then the cost of hiring someone should increase too.
Just a little something to think about. | AskReddit | jewish |
nyhxr | NotaPoet | 1,325,415,341,000 | *hic* morning reddit | AskReddit | jewish |
nygzg | Sprevessive | 1,325,411,279,000 | Something I can't stop thinking of. I, myself, find it wrong, but can't stop thinking about it. I might not be the first one to think of this, and not even the last one. But, I want to have sex with my female friend. I am a male. I know is natural. But, she is too close minded. She wants sex when she gets married. She ... | AskReddit | jewish |
nyg2r | vretavonni | 1,325,408,007,000 | We decided to ~~r~~sing in the new year together with [Hey Jude](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD3ovfZXO5Q) | AskReddit | jewish |
nyfvm | JerkingOffToKarma | 1,325,407,263,000 | So as a broke college student I need some money. I haven't been able to find a job no matter how hard I look. My last resort is to profit off idiots that think the world will end. So what are my options? What exactly should I sell or make that these people will gobble up? | AskReddit | jewish |
nyftn | Mr-You | 1,325,407,056,000 | It feels like everyone's putting on an act with each other and the solution to everyone's problems is to be more honest with each other and deal with whatever consequences that entails.
But that's just my opinion. | AskReddit | jewish |
nyfkx | bobwonder | 1,325,406,283,000 | A friend and I were discussing how we never have enough money to live the life we want but that our morals prevent us from having a sugardaddy/sugarmommy in our life. The question is whether or not anyone has had, or currently has someone - who is not their actual parent/relative - who buys them everything without the... | AskReddit | jewish |
nyehu | BlueScreenD | 1,325,403,175,000 | It has been said that even though Congress's approval rating is abysmally low, often a representative's approval rating within his or her district is much higher, resulting in the preservation of an ineffective Congress. So, how many of you plan to actually vote against your incumbent? | AskReddit | jewish |
nye9j | makesureimjewish | 1,325,402,521,000 | pick a project, any project. could be:
1. climb a mountain
2. publish a book
3. run a marathon
4. etc
i will dedicated a part of 2012 (with updates) to completing/working on the most upvoted project.
so i'm asking you reddit: what should my year be dedicated to?
*not sure if this is the right... | AskReddit | jewish |
nyb37 | 09112001 | 1,325,394,605,000 | Relevant, as I just saw him.
**EDIT: I'm not saying I am against him hosting, and maybe my wording of "*disturbingly incapacitated*" was too harsh, but he is significantly impacted by his stroke, and it is very evident.** | AskReddit | jewish |
ny7bd | tohuw | 1,325,385,958,000 | My fiance has an unspecified autoimmune condition with lupus-like presentations (insert "it's not lupus" joke here). Is there a subreddit specifically about autoimmune health, science, advancements, support and the like? I did a little searching but didn't see one.
Thanks. | AskReddit | jewish |
ny56l | SwimmingNaked | 1,325,381,511,000 | I ask because I was considering some sort of "one thing a day" stuff reduction effort, and considered maybe others would do the same (with a subreddit, if people were interested). | AskReddit | jewish |
ny40v | irresolute_essayist | 1,325,379,370,000 | I'm in one about Genetically Modified Food now. The "Government lying to us, man!" line has been used once. One girl said, "You write long paragraphs to get us to eat your lies about eating that poison!" And yet another person asked if I Monsanto "took me out to dinner before I sucked its dick."
Also, a guy said that... | AskReddit | jewish |
ny3tk | popsicle_time | 1,325,379,018,000 | Majora's mask, for the tweens | AskReddit | jewish |
ny322 | Chihuey | 1,325,377,618,000 | I personally enjoyed Bon Iver's [Calgary](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KrmxavLIRM). | AskReddit | jewish |
ny28p | L8rMr | 1,325,376,235,000 | Long story short, I don't think I belong in college, but I'm doing it for my family. I'm studying finance, but to be honest, I don't have a clue what I want to do. I have had interesting ideas of what to do, but I never had the money or resources to get things done. How long did it take you guys to be on your feet? | AskReddit | jewish |
o0ar2 | WtfWhereAreMyClothes | 1,325,544,030,000 | Edit: I guess I should have added that I'm not driving, I'm in the passenger seat? Thought that was self-explanatory :-P | AskReddit | jewish |
o097t | demitris | 1,325,541,824,000 | [INTP](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/INTP) here.
For those who don't know [Myers-Briggs](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myers-Briggs_Type_Indicator) | AskReddit | jewish |
o084j | huzzah6 | 1,325,540,281,000 | I never, ever, go beyond 300 posts on Reddit. It's my limit. I don't know why, I don't know what's beyond there, but I've never been. What are some weird rules you set for yourself? | AskReddit | jewish |
o071r | emdx | 1,325,538,840,000 | 45 years ago, we would take a bath once per week, and until I was about 5-6, at the same time as my sister. Showers were unheard of because you had to wet your hair. To this day, I have some very slight misgivings about getting my hair wet… (But when I started to SCUBA dive, I got to cut my hair very short because when... | AskReddit | jewish |
o0709 | TheIncredibleFlow | 1,325,538,784,000 | For me, hydrogen peroxide is my favorite chemical. I primarily use it on my teeth as it has exceptional whitening power (boosted by including an occasional baking soda scrub). Not only does it help whiten, but it also makes your mouth feel clean clean. Best way to get rid of beer breath - hydrogen peroxide. Also, by po... | AskReddit | jewish |
o06kf | emdx | 1,325,538,149,000 | When "Airplane" first came out, I went to see the french-dubbed version (english is not my first language, but I’m fine, now, thank-you).
At one point, they say "better do this before the shit hits the fan", which was translated by "*ça va chier dans l’ventilo*" ("it’s gonna shit in the fan"), which in french means no... | AskReddit | jewish |
o05z2 | misterraider | 1,325,537,297,000 | [Inspired by this post.](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/nzwjq/i_once_won_1000_by_googling_myself_has_internet/c3dapbu)
I'm adopted, and have been all my life. Sometimes (not too often, only every few weeks when the subject of adoption is mentioned) I wonder what my biological family is like, if they even a... | AskReddit | jewish |
o03yw | Memory_usage | 1,325,534,591,000 | I am trying to write out a transcript of a 40 minute long interview that I had about 2 weeks ago and I was wondering if there was any software or website where I can put the audio file and then have it give me a typed transcript. Thanks! | AskReddit | jewish |
o03f8 | phi_is_all | 1,325,533,855,000 | I'm 32. I have 13 years of IT experience. I am not a criminal I have never been to jail. I'm not a drunk or an addict. I don't have a wife or any children. I don't owe a shit load of money on a house. I have some student loan debt. whatever.
I want to move preferably out of the country. Is there a subreddit that help... | AskReddit | jewish |
o02oq | jonbeckman420 | 1,325,532,792,000 | I was just thinking, and I assume that it would be very hard to pull off. | AskReddit | jewish |
o028z | heavypettingzoos | 1,325,532,199,000 | Good golly I hope this hasn't been asked a dozen times today. | AskReddit | jewish |
nzuvl | gamba11 | 1,325,520,320,000 | For me is the ability to sound like a some kind of a dark lord by inward breathing, it makes a really deep sound, very bizarre shit.
whats yours? | AskReddit | jewish |
nztxa | ihateirony | 1,325,518,369,000 | I'm hosting a bad movie night soon and I figured who'd know better than reddit! Clips are encourages. :) | AskReddit | jewish |
nzrzi | ESAsher | 1,325,513,687,000 | Please explain the joke I am obviously missing.
When I see comments that have become hidden due to a large number of downvotes, I also see a note saying "This comment has scored below threshold. (4 children)", or something like that.
Can someone please explain what that means, and why it refers to children?
**EDIT: ... | AskReddit | jewish |
nzrf9 | Dragon029 | 1,325,512,115,000 | I was reading [this](http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-16367042) before and saw this specifically:
>"There is also an interesting legal dimension in that outer space is not governed by the countries over which it floats. So, theoretically it could be a place for illegal communication to thrive. However, the corolla... | AskReddit | jewish |
nzjx9 | paleobiology | 1,325,489,518,000 | She and her band have their first gig this weekend, and she'd trying to figure out what to wear on stage. Jeans and boots, probably, but what kind of top? Any advice, reddit? | AskReddit | jewish |
nzg8e | Microsoftt | 1,325,482,808,000 | So if anyone has seen the movie Apollo 18, it tells you multiple times to go to the website "Lunartruth.com". It says it based its movie off of the 100 hours of film that was published there. Thing is, the site has no trace. Now if I were to think, Publishing a website they claim to exist in a movie that was very popul... | AskReddit | jewish |
nzem1 | TheMasque | 1,325,480,172,000 | Despite the obvious suicidal thoughts, I actually think of myself as emotionally put together and mature. I do not think I am going to kill myself, and I doubt anyone would believe me if I told them about it.
I've also recently started to compulsively self-harm (cigarette burns). I live in the UK, who is the best pers... | AskReddit | jewish |
nze9n | politicaldan | 1,325,479,613,000 | National Boob Appreciation Day. Not breast cancer awareness or anything like that but simply boob appreciation. I mean seriously, boobs provide sustenance, entertainment and joy to billions around the globe. It doesn't matter if you're 90 days old or 90 years old...boobs are a huge part of our lives. | AskReddit | jewish |
nzcs5 | blindxx | 1,325,477,114,000 | I am 24 and have a girlfriend who is 21, this is the only girl I have been with. I love this girl and one day hope to marry her. Well, my cousin was insisting that if you have only been with one girl that I should experience more girls before I settle down. I ask you reddit... what is your opinion? I have no intent... | AskReddit | jewish |
nzcdz | Notmyrealname | 1,325,476,514,000 | What about other non-metric figures of speech?
"She was talking a mile-a-minute"
"You don't know a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes" | AskReddit | jewish |
nzbav | kid_at_heart | 1,325,474,776,000 | Or, is there a secret someone has told you to never tell?
I'll start, I "helped" a kid pass his high school proficiency test, so that he could graduate. | AskReddit | jewish |
nzb23 | DonaldShimoda | 1,325,474,361,000 | Fascinate and disgust me. | AskReddit | jewish |
nz9qp | CatapultJohnson | 1,325,472,276,000 | Sup
I live in Poland, and I'm in need of a Kobo Touch.
Getting it in Poland seems to be a pain the ass.
Anyone of my fellow redditors knows a trustworthy website that would ship to Poland?
BTW. I'd rather pay in USD then overpay 150-200% of the USA price in euro or gbp... =C | AskReddit | jewish |
nz6ul | dumbchuck | 1,325,467,733,000 | http://www.cnn.com/2012/01/01/us/medical-marijuana/index.html | AskReddit | jewish |
nz4p6 | karma___police | 1,325,464,333,000 | I remember a lot of really lame, sappy shit, but a lot were hilarious. I liked my sister's:
"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is. "
So what's yours?
Edit: Mine was "You should never, ever doubt what no body is sure a... | AskReddit | jewish |
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