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2i1085 | journeyman369 | 1,412,197,102,000 | Once I was tricked into eating dried monkey meat, was given rice with coagulated chicken blood, and was tricked into eating cat meatballs. What about you? The most disgusting tasting was the rice with chicken blood.. ughhh :SSSSS
The monkey tasted like very salty beef jerkey with an acidic twist to it, and the cat meatballs were in a soup and were missing flavour, but had a strange rubbery texture. | AskReddit | jewish |
2i10ag | specieshumanoid | 1,412,197,137,000 | You can celebrate anything you want, and once a year the world will celebrate it with you. what do you do? | AskReddit | jewish |
2i11f0 | Pleasant_Jim | 1,412,197,738,000 | Pant shitingly nasty experiences may also apply. | AskReddit | jewish |
2i12r0 | tittoast | 1,412,198,404,000 | They use misleading titles to take candid photos of women in public.
The title of this photo is "The lady to the left looks like a watermelon!"
http://i.imgur.com/kXmw2f7.jpg
Tell me, does that look, at all, like the subject is the lady in green?
Another example. The title is "Not feeling those green shoe laces". Tell me that the subject is the green shoelaces. http://i.imgur.com/xqm18UX.jpg
Another example- is this REALLY the subject of fashion? http://imgur.com/a/R1Kg4
These photos are all taken from the frontpage of /r/candidfashionpolice
Last example-
This album.
http://imgur.com/a/Ghhw9
The guy who posted this is literally named /u/italiancreeper.
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2i16n0 | user5543 | 1,412,200,499,000 | In the last week I read that ISIS was targeted with bombs, and that they still advancing. How do they do that? Do they spread thin in the dessert? Did they leave behind their armored vehicles?
What's their millitary strategy against being massivley bombed? | AskReddit | jewish |
2i196a | Sagemanx | 1,412,201,879,000 | Do you ever check Reddit while on the toilet? Why? | AskReddit | jewish |
2i1b3b | neanderhall | 1,412,202,921,000 | I'm genuinely curious about what inspires people to possess strong feelings on a stance but not invest time in understanding it and its merits. Are people not aware of resources like public libraries and university department websites? Perhaps people are unaware of research techniques like reading from a wide range of authors? | AskReddit | jewish |
2i1d4x | prei122 | 1,412,204,067,000 | I'm currently taking extensive courses in a school but I feel it's not enough. | AskReddit | jewish |
2i1iv3 | Jontsirlin | 1,412,207,374,000 | I've seen a similar post a year ago but it pertained just for getting better grades. What about out of pleasure or the attraction? | AskReddit | jewish |
2i1k93 | Azhkew | 1,412,208,215,000 | Let's hear it. | AskReddit | jewish |
2i1nai | LetsPlayKvetch | 1,412,209,993,000 | Examples of dickheadedness: brother is Facebook friends with ex-roommate who molested me as a kid. Sister brings her kids around our pedophile father. | AskReddit | jewish |
2i1qlo | gav1230 | 1,412,211,962,000 | Whether it's politics, world news, pop culture, something that happened here, whatever. | AskReddit | jewish |
2i1wlz | cmunk13 | 1,412,215,582,000 | As someone who posts and replies often, it's strange to me how you could resist joining in.
Do you just not bother? Do you never have anything clever to say?
Please pause your daily scheduled lurking and answer this age old question... | AskReddit | jewish |
2i2hy5 | specieshumanoid | 1,412,230,900,000 | What's does your "child at heart" still hold onto? | AskReddit | jewish |
2i2kjz | tishstars | 1,412,233,602,000 | Feel free to get vivid with it. | AskReddit | jewish |
2i2m9n | hiimnoam64 | 1,412,235,421,000 | ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | AskReddit | jewish |
2i2p4g | gary-the-alpaca | 1,412,238,774,000 | I'm 21 now, planning on moving to america in spring on a K1 visa blah blah.
Anyway, I wanted to know if my GCSEs qualified as a High School Diploma in the US because i'm looking at starting community college in NYC next summer.
My GCSE Grades were
B = Maths, Product Design, Science.
C = Additional Science, IT, Spanish, English Language, English Lit.
D = Business Studies.
E = Religious Studies.
I attempted to do A Levels but kind of pissed around so ended up with none.
Any and all help would be great! Love x | AskReddit | jewish |
2i2sog | nate1414 | 1,412,243,279,000 | Rough day, need some laughter.
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Thanks guys, keep em coming ! | AskReddit | jewish |
2i2x4p | jupiterfloater | 1,412,248,561,000 | What do you think are the most integral areas that our civilization needs to focus on, during what seems to be a great period of change? I think it would be very interesting to start a discussion about what direction people think we should move in. Many smiles
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2i2xpy | TopTrumpWANKER | 1,412,249,166,000 | Prices | AskReddit | jewish |
2i34kx | Pareeeee | 1,412,255,119,000 | . | AskReddit | jewish |
2i3buc | i_saved_the_triforce | 1,412,259,766,000 | What experience do you have with the pain of living or time passing? | AskReddit | jewish |
2i3dn7 | KaidenUmara | 1,412,260,770,000 | In other words, how did you manage to ruin someone else's day when you had no intention of doing so? | AskReddit | jewish |
2i3pi1 | vagued | 1,412,267,271,000 | What behaviors or aspects of your life do you not feel like you have control over? | AskReddit | jewish |
2i3sco | downvotes____really | 1,412,268,753,000 | What gave you that realization that you had to change your ways for maturity? | AskReddit | jewish |
2i3sfh | Bethesdia | 1,412,268,787,000 | **Not sure if this is the correct sub-reddit to come to, but it's worth a shot.**
Today I was sitting in class and I overheard a girl saying she tried a pregnancy test and found out she wasn't pregnant (Thank god for that, we are in 10th grade). A few seconds after that, I turned to my friend and asked him: "How does peeing on a stick determine that?" He also didn't know seeing that he doesn't have a vagina. Earlier today I asked my mom and she said that there is a chemical sitting on the stick and something happens.
Since I don't trust either my friend and my mom, I came to the only reasonable place to come to. THE INTERNET! So yeah, I would love an answer from **DOCTORS** and **GYNECOLOGISTS** | AskReddit | jewish |
2i3uoq | OK_Soda | 1,412,269,956,000 | What's getting you through the day/week/month/year? | AskReddit | jewish |
2i3y3i | raygungoespew | 1,412,271,725,000 | Records and books would be restored to mint condition.
Makeup would be refilled.
The chemical composition would renew, as well. If you owned an original Van Gogh, it would show (through analysis) that the paint, while of the correct composition, is too new.
Wine? Ruined.
Driftwood tables become driftwood tables without the damage of use.
If something was damaged during manufacturer, it retains that damage.
If you have several items, say so! (also pm me your address and times everyone is out of the house.) tell us the story behind this item and why you have it! | AskReddit | jewish |
2i5ldb | asher666 | 1,412,305,058,000 | * I will give reddit gold to three (3) categories
* Life story with lesson
* Funny story
* College story | AskReddit | jewish |
2i5p2x | Bhighkin | 1,412,307,496,000 | If you were alive when it was happening, how did the news and media portray it? If you weren't, how did you learn about it in school? Did you hear about the massive protests in America over it? How were those portrayed in the media and by the government? | AskReddit | jewish |
2i5s50 | TakeOffYourMask | 1,412,309,677,000 | I'm referring to people who fit the profile of an NPD. | AskReddit | jewish |
2i5w16 | tRedditAccount | 1,412,312,764,000 | So we always hear stories and see sketchy videos of possible UFOs observing us or whatever, but how certain are we that these events happened? Is the consensus that they're all made up or what? Do you think they're real? Discuss! | AskReddit | jewish |
2i66q2 | nate1414 | 1,412,323,371,000 | Say I have a banner I made and want to see it every time I visit the subreddit instead of the one mods put as default, is it possible. | AskReddit | jewish |
2i6ej7 | wowy-lied | 1,412,332,936,000 | When near every things will be automatozed ? How will society evolve? | AskReddit | jewish |
2i6h3c | TopTrumpWANKER | 1,412,335,777,000 | Either by viewing fairly close-up or actually going to the surface and travelling around. | AskReddit | jewish |
2i6lat | TopTrumpWANKER | 1,412,339,899,000 | You can categorise by entertainment/knowledgeable if that makes it easier! | AskReddit | jewish |
2i6uub | mixture- | 1,412,346,373,000 | The title. | AskReddit | jewish |
2i7eda | TopTrumpWANKER | 1,412,357,331,000 | What is there evidence? | AskReddit | jewish |
2i7ehu | Rtwk | 1,412,357,401,000 | .
Edit: Should have tagged this "Serious"... | AskReddit | jewish |
2i7mub | journeyman369 | 1,412,361,988,000 | I did it once upon a time (get the hig, not hold the sign), but in this day and age I'm not so sure.. however this obviously depends on who would be giving the hug. I don't want to be mugged in the process or get full of a complete starnger's body odour - yuck :p | AskReddit | jewish |
2i84ov | RamblinRambo | 1,412,372,034,000 | As /r/funny hasn't been funny since forever, what sub do you go to when you need a good laugh? | AskReddit | jewish |
2i89k7 | timetravelociraptor | 1,412,375,071,000 | Do you have a secret stash of reaction gifs? Is there a giant list with a relevant gif for every situation? | AskReddit | jewish |
2i8bfl | skysignor | 1,412,376,241,000 | A job I'm applying for wants me to take their online test to see how skilled I am with Excel. I just finished their Word test and toward the end there were questions I wish I had answered quicker.
Would like to brush up on Excel, but after googling there seems to be a lot of choices. Anyone have experience with sites they like?
PS - If there's a better subreddit for this question, please let me know. | AskReddit | jewish |
2i8c36 | anon33249038 | 1,412,376,637,000 | Say a man lives in a house on the border of the United States and Mexico on the American side. As he sitting on his front porch, he sees a group of people on the other side of the border about to illegally cross. He shoots them before they cross the border. Their bodies are in Mexico and he is in America. How do you charge and what do you charge him with? | AskReddit | jewish |
2i9k1h | pricklypete | 1,412,415,018,000 | Dead or alive. Public speaker, lecturer, or other person talking (in other words: not music). | AskReddit | jewish |
2i9klt | pricklypete | 1,412,415,825,000 | ...aside from hoverboard. | AskReddit | jewish |
2i9tly | 4waystreet | 1,412,426,928,000 | Land mass looks similar as is terrain climate and probably people. Were they a nation which country would they resemble? Curious because how successful their neighbors are, "what could have been". Also, economically, how equal or behind or ahead is this region today? | AskReddit | jewish |
2ia80c | bgbeastmode | 1,412,438,555,000 | Last night I had a dream the miss rosa (orange is the new black) Was the art teacher at my school and I was crying because of the cancer. anyone else have weird dream like this? | AskReddit | jewish |
2ia8lg | wicker771 | 1,412,438,938,000 | Yes i am reading The Stand | AskReddit | jewish |
2iaczb | ss1992 | 1,412,441,855,000 | Fiance and I are planning on moving to georgia from texas. Whats the quality and standard of living costs vs texas? | AskReddit | jewish |
2iaikh | FourGates | 1,412,445,404,000 | Either via Reddit website itself or another website or feedreader. Just want something that makes it easy to scan and hopefully reply at the same time. Thanks for your time! | AskReddit | jewish |
2iao1h | shafman | 1,412,448,732,000 | I signed a lease agreement for my house that has a section that says I am not allowed on my roof. It has such easy access through my bedroom window, it's a great place to watch and yell at the people who walk by. | AskReddit | jewish |
2iaqwx | oshaboy | 1,412,450,516,000 | i seriously think there is racism against witches, even though i am unsure of their existence. | AskReddit | jewish |
2ib4i3 | mahoodie | 1,412,459,331,000 | . | AskReddit | jewish |
2ib6fx | heyjoe21 | 1,412,460,555,000 | Tickle fight! | AskReddit | jewish |
2ibh2q | classicrocker883 | 1,412,467,947,000 | exactly right where my tire drives over i manage to hit them every time without swerving hard to avoid them. why are the man hole covers in the middle of the lane and not on the side of road? | AskReddit | jewish |
2ibvos | Cityman | 1,412,478,714,000 | I'm a 29 year old teacher and I want to switch careers. A lot of ideas are flying through my head right now, but I'm not sure which I really, really want. Is there a website that's really good at giving aptitude tests or something else that can help me?
I live too far away from my alma mater to get help from their career counseling services. | AskReddit | jewish |
2ic67b | thedorkofyork | 1,412,487,547,000 | All opinions welcome. Hong Kongers and Mainlanders, please be civil with each other. | AskReddit | jewish |
2icaw2 | KhalifaKid | 1,412,492,508,000 | I often hear people talk as if once the baby boomers and the older generations die off, we will suddenly progress like never before.
But I'm pretty certain that the dick heads, liars, and all around corrupt assholes of my generation will lead us down the same path as our parents.
| AskReddit | jewish |
2icf29 | markymarksjewfro | 1,412,497,954,000 | So I fell off a cliff and broke my arm and pelvis. Now I'm confined to a bed for six weeks, what's something cool I can learn? | AskReddit | jewish |
2icgdk | zetsui | 1,412,499,704,000 | Is my name on there? My last four CC digits? I assume they have exactly what I have. | AskReddit | jewish |
2iciqi | Cheesuschessus64 | 1,412,502,942,000 | I have a joke I don't get. this was posted in /r/ jokes a while ago: A man was walking along, when he came upon a a property with a plank fence surrounding it. He hears people inside chanting the number seven over and over again. He doesn't know much about this property, except that a cult meets there, he can't see through the fence, and he's always been curious about it. When he hears "Seven!" "Seven!" "Seven!" he can't help himself, he peeks through a hole in one of the planks. Someone promptly pokes him in the eye with a stick. They begin chanting "Eight!" "Eight!" "Eight!"
I don't get it can somebody explain the joke please? if anyone has a joke they need explained then comment the joke below. | AskReddit | jewish |
2ickij | pricklypete | 1,412,505,560,000 | I don't mean to sound 'new agey' -- or Jeane Dixon-esque... | AskReddit | jewish |
2iclp1 | pricklypete | 1,412,507,213,000 | Cats. OK. | AskReddit | jewish |
2icm4y | pricklypete | 1,412,507,814,000 | This has nothing to do with Mt. Rushmore. | AskReddit | jewish |
2ictz6 | Pareeeee | 1,412,516,739,000 | . | AskReddit | jewish |
2id2xv | stumblemuffin | 1,412,523,862,000 | By the time i turned 30, i realized I am good at many different things. I'm above average in almost everything i do... but, what kills me is I'm not the absolute best at any ONE thing...
My question is, how did you decide to stick with the one thing and make yourself the best at it?
| AskReddit | jewish |
2id61r | ilikeostrichmeat | 1,412,525,896,000 | For example, when I hear "Time of Your Life" by Green Day, it reminds me of my class trip to Israel with my class, because that was the last song they played on the bus before we had to leave, and the trip was one of the best times of my life. Does anything like this every happen to you? | AskReddit | jewish |
2id7fz | stumblemuffin | 1,412,526,809,000 | With your life, to your life, in your life, right now, in 5 years, in 10 years... what do you want to do? | AskReddit | jewish |
2idbjk | dronemoderator | 1,412,529,418,000 | I'm doing it right now to "Yes, Anasthasia" by Tori Amos. We'll see howw brave you are... | AskReddit | jewish |
2ido5d | danielslama | 1,412,537,105,000 | Almost 1000 comments! My inbox is exploding right now!Thank you everyone that commented | AskReddit | jewish |
2idpv4 | shyplant | 1,412,538,155,000 | Besides, say, news | AskReddit | jewish |
2idu9h | hexag1 | 1,412,540,769,000 | What is something that you didn't believe existed or was possible until you saw it firsthand? | AskReddit | jewish |
2ieb1v | 69poobutt69 | 1,412,551,023,000 | Any cases from your state/province that were in the local news, but didn't make it to a national level? | AskReddit | jewish |
2iebrm | pm_me_Your_Titsplz | 1,412,551,435,000 | Like believing your safe riding a school bus. You never think you could get in a wreck and die | AskReddit | jewish |
2iebtl | QuothTheRaven420 | 1,412,551,471,000 | Earl Grey, Oolong, southern sweet, Long Island iced, etc. Any tea answer is good. | AskReddit | jewish |
2iecmz | mcrninja | 1,412,551,987,000 | Specific type of food, like a meat or fruit or vegetable. Also includes a specific dish, like pancakes. Feel free to take nutrition out of the equation - this is what you want. If you can, say why you choose it. | AskReddit | jewish |
2iev07 | theterribletigger | 1,412,563,377,000 | As I sit here in a hospital bed, I'm curious as to what you guys think. How can I not be an asshole? | AskReddit | jewish |
2iewx6 | datorangeguy | 1,412,564,549,000 | Questions asking for people's extreme and/or NSFW stories will often get a top comment of somebody giving a less-than-extreme story, justifying their stories relevance by adding that they have had a boring life so far.
So give me your best sarcastically not quite boring story! | AskReddit | jewish |
2if5sb | zjbird | 1,412,570,670,000 | I hear that people have gotten them from certain video games, or scenes from movies, etc. so I'm wondering if there any any interesting stories. | AskReddit | jewish |
2ifolt | llosa | 1,412,590,013,000 | I get so annoyed with my friends sometimes even though I don't exactly have many to choose from. They just piss me off for some reason. | AskReddit | jewish |
2igals | ntheg111 | 1,412,607,567,000 | Childhood < 12 | AskReddit | jewish |
2igbj8 | victortsoi | 1,412,608,078,000 | I used to live on Dunkin Donuts iced coffee, all the time. Recently, a few friends and I have just been so shocked by how....disgusting and chemical the coffee tastes nowadays, like a marked difference from what it used to be. Has anyone noticed this as well? I now get my iced coffee from smaller shops/street vendors.
A friend suggested that they might have changed their coffee source. Dunno. | AskReddit | jewish |
2igj1v | LetsPlayKvetch | 1,412,612,163,000 | Edit: I should say "if" you don't enjoy socializing, apparently some introverts do enjoy it... | AskReddit | jewish |
2ih46o | savm_all | 1,412,622,469,000 | I had a terrifying nightmare last night.
So I was at a park. Nice, peaceful, and Full of life. I saw a black man jogging and I thought nothing of it. But I could hear god mocking the man. God was preparing a police block with the intention of getting the peaceful black man beaten. God was being an ass hole and also called him a "nigger". I immediately thought to my self this is a dream. God would never do that. So i woke up. (Or so I thought). As I awoke. I could see two white lights but then the lights turned red then I said "No those lights are white" and they turned red after that I realized the lights were actually eyes steering back at me and I was fighting to keep those eyes white. But in the end they won. When they won and permanently stayed red I could see they belonged to a dark figure. The figure lifted the sheets and stood over me as I laid there. It yelled at me starting with "YOU THINK.. (sound stops but continues to yell)..BUT I HAVE YOU NOW"). I couldn't move and I was yelling for my gf laying next to me to wake up. She finally woke up and shook me out of the paralysis. Everything went back to normal but I'm sure my heart was racing faster than it has ever before.
Edit: did this my my phone at work so soz for the errors. And no I'm not racist. | AskReddit | jewish |
2ih7an | wowy-lied | 1,412,623,903,000 | If we take our current units : sec, mm, kg.
Since gravity would change some things and length of days/month/years would not be the same in each system. | AskReddit | jewish |
2ihftj | Aktow | 1,412,627,704,000 | My kids are at school (8) hours a day and then come home and do a few more hours of homework (usually with my help). Shouldn't (8) hours a day be plenty of time for the school to teach them what they need to lean? | AskReddit | jewish |
2ihk7q | abletoma | 1,412,629,750,000 | My daughter told me the dinosaurs weren't killed by a giant meteor. They were killed by a really big dinosaur. Today she told me that every morning at school they "pray to the Texas flag". What silly things have your kids said? | AskReddit | jewish |
2ihky9 | jw88p | 1,412,630,103,000 | Don't comment on his belief sytems, only tactics and logistics. What could he have done differently? | AskReddit | jewish |
2ihlje | RubyRoyale | 1,412,630,345,000 | When I first went to college after high school, I had a life changing, traumatic experience, and was unable to finish. Later, after entering the workforce for many years, I went to a specialized trade school and have been working in that industry. I am still paying off student loans for that school. I really want a college degree. Even the community colleges are too expensive for me out of pocket. I live alone and support myself. What suggestions might the educated people of reddit have? | AskReddit | jewish |
2ihti5 | j_one_k | 1,412,634,147,000 | The effect is worldwide and permanent. As a bonus, fine beer/wine/liquor magically becomes cheaper to produce, so you can afford to drink the best stuff. | AskReddit | jewish |
2ihukl | Shinobhi | 1,412,634,676,000 | Everyone's heard of the infamous "nice guy" who thinks women owe him sex because he's *such* a nice guy. Gay guys of reddit, have you encountered any such gay men who behave the same way (thinking that guys owe them sex)? If so, write story below. | AskReddit | jewish |
2ii0jo | El_Nero | 1,412,637,658,000 | Did it ruin your relationship? Save it?
Do you regret it? | AskReddit | jewish |
2ii251 | loud_n_brown | 1,412,638,454,000 | It can be anything! | AskReddit | jewish |
2ii5qb | ThingsThatMakeMeMad | 1,412,640,330,000 | Everyday food preferred! Something everyone has tried and can relate to being "overrated" | AskReddit | jewish |
2ii8m1 | chicky_chickboom | 1,412,641,823,000 | I have an interview with the school that is apparently know as the "Harvard of online schools" I'm on the fence about it. Tell me your stories! | AskReddit | jewish |
2iig2e | CommunistCappie | 1,412,645,594,000 | A food like rice has obviously been a staple all around the world for centuries. However, in regards to food like cheeseburgers, fries, General Tso's chicken, etc. (yeah, I'm not sure why I thought of those foods either) which have come about fairly recently in human history, do you think they will still be around or will the food be completely different? If so, what do you think the food will be like? | AskReddit | jewish |
2iih9r | AbstracTyler | 1,412,646,167,000 | I'm looking to cut down on the negativity that I subject myself to through reddit. Thanks in advance! | AskReddit | jewish |
2iisbf | YabukiJoe | 1,412,652,125,000 | Like, I feel like I've been hearing more jokes about "Mr. Shekelstein," or how "The goyim know!" It just feels weird. Does it have anything to do with the Israel-Palestine flare-ups? | AskReddit | jewish |
2iiuv8 | heyjoe21 | 1,412,653,588,000 | I'm 27 and a hardcore pc gamer, but I've never played any games on my phone. It just never occurred to me, in fact, I just realized the other day, that everyone around me wasn't texting someone, they were playing candycrush and shit. What do you play? | AskReddit | jewish |
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