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[WP] People that die in the ocean become mermaids | "Captain Blackscruff, By the Pirate Lords!" First Swabby Ryan exclaimed.
Blackscruff burst out with a hefty guffaw which seemed to ripple through the ocean he now bobbed in, "Yarr Ryan, didja miss me?"
"Bless me britches Cap'n, you were...you were," Ryan stammered, leaning over the portside railing of their little sh... | 2 | 0 | 24 | 15,900 |
[WP] People that die in the ocean become mermaids | X-Posted between here and /r/nosleep, here's my story:
I grew up in Oregon, right on the cold, dismal edge of the Pacific Ocean. Fifteen minutes in any direction would take you to a beach, an open expanse of sand dunes, a National or State park, or one of about a dozen permanent lakes. For years, every summer we'd g... | 1 | 0 | 24 | 15,901 |
[WP] Write about a serial killer whose only reason for killing is to make darkly humorous jokes. | James walked out along the bridge. He saw a man, walking. Patrolling. He knew how to kill him. He'd become so good at it. He walked up to the man, wearing the bloodstained clothes of another. He greeted the man, in German, and asked him when their shift was over. The man responded that they could leave when the armored... | 4 | 0 | 9 | 15,902 |
[WP] Soylent | She swallowed, she swallowed hard. With a plugged nose, and a grimace etched upon her face, she had consumed the last of the murky substance. With a cock-eyed glance into the bottom of the glass, she was satisfied, or at least her body was. Her mind, however, was reeling.
"331 days" She whispered. "331 days since I'v... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 15,903 |
[WP] Soylent | Tommy walked back with his and his mother's quota of soypro orange in a little backpack. He carried both his and his mother's id cards in his little hand. He stared down at the broken concrete, salivating at the thought of eating his bowl of soypro. He never had the orange version. He played a little too long that day ... | 1 | 0 | 4 | 15,904 |
[WP] Soylent | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 4 | 15,905 |
[WP] Husband and wife cheat on each other with a person who they met on the internet only to realize they're actually cheating with themselves | I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long
Like a worn out recording of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleepin' I read the paper in bed
And in the personal columns, there was this letter I read
If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga, if you have half a bra... | 10 | 0 | 9 | 15,906 |
In a world in which humans are incapable of forgetting and remember everything, one man has the ability to forget. How is he being treated? |
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In a world in which humans are incapable of forgetting and remember everything, one man has the ability to forget. How is he being treated? |
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A person's relationship with their greatest friend deteriorates and is revealed to be negative and harmful to them. |
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[EU] Write about the three characters of GTA V, Franklin, Michael, and Trevor, solving the Chiliad Mystery (details within) | Franklin gripped his parachute tightly as he made his way onto the top of Mt Chiliad. Noting how tall the mountain was, he made a mental note to return to the peak some-time, before getting on a bike to race Dom down the mountain.
A few months later, and shortly after the large shoot-out that ensured both Michael and... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 15,910 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | The words which seemed a farce were printed on clean, neat stationary that somehow shimmered with an ephemeral glow, lending credence to the preposterous words written on it.
There's no way I could describe the message written on that letter, except maybe as impossible. But just as impossible had been my insane survi... | 336 | 0 | 602 | 15,911 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | To: God
Heaven, the Afterlife,
Garden of Eden
What? No, fuck that noise, man. Fuck you. I'd rather go to Hell.
Sincerely,
Katrine Doehartson
*****
To: Katrine Doehartson,
8127 Blackbear Drive,
Vancouver, British Columbia,
Canada,
V1N 6G0
This is your final notice. If you do not commit suicide, you will bur... | 42 | 0 | 602 | 15,912 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | You hold the letter in your hands, anger swelling up from deep inside you. At first you think this is a prank, someone of your friends must have thought this to be funny.
But there is no denying it. This letter is from god.
And that is why it pisses you off so much.
You jump out of your bed, ripping out some cables ... | 14 | 0 | 602 | 15,913 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | I shouldn’t have survived, clearly, but here I am. “God” wrote me a letter. I felt pretty special. He also thinks I should be dead. Why he’s given me 30 days to fix his mistake is beyond me. Fuck him. It’s his job not mine. I can whip out all kinds of arguments against the gesture; suicide sends me to hell, theoretical... | 6 | 0 | 602 | 15,914 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | I stared at the parchment in my hand, the glowing gold scrawl pulsating in such an annoying way that I couldn't stop myself from tearing it in half before tossing it in the corner. The angel stood nearby, his/her arms folded behind his/her waist, looking at me with a strange mix of sadness and apprehension. I pulled th... | 12 | 0 | 602 | 15,915 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | I crawl out of my chair to answer the door. Between the morphine, my third bowl of green, and a few non-prescription goodies, it takes me a moment. It's probably the nurse; in a week of outpatient, she hasn't missed an appointment yet. My head is still throbbing, and I have to limp on my good leg to get there, but I m... | 17 | 0 | 602 | 15,916 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 602 | 15,917 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | The letter lies on a bedside table, along with empty bottles of sleeping pills. Michael, having finally broken down the front door, now stares at his recluse of a neighbor. This is the first time he has seen a smile on her face, she was always frowning into some unseen distance. He picks up the letter and reads, hoping... | 7 | 0 | 602 | 15,918 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | I hated my life. I hated my job. There was nothing worth living for. All I did was spend my days chained to a desk, looking over technicalities. My entire life was based looking over documents, pointing out the smallest error. Every day I would help somebody take something away from someone, all because how they w... | 3 | 0 | 602 | 15,919 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | **The Temptation of Ibrahim**
*****
"This is some kind of sick joke," Ibrahim crumpled the letter in his hands. He wasn't even looking at it. "Alright, which one of you mother fuckers sent this fucking letter?" He slammed a fist into the wall. The entire house shook.
"Fuck off!" an inarticulate cry came from upstair... | 37 | 0 | 602 | 15,920 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | Dear Mr. Grayson,
My name is Metatron, and I am the voice of the One True God^(TM). The Lord Almighty^(TM) has requested that I contact you on his behalf in reference to a recent event at the Mall of America.
As you may recall, you visited the Mall of America in Minneapolis, MN, USA, Earth on January 30, 2014 with y... | 5 | 0 | 602 | 15,921 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | Jacob Anders
1492 S. Rose Street,
Colby, IL
RE: God
_____________________________
Dear God,
I appreciate you reaching out to me in order to correct the administrative error that was made on January 15th, 2014, whereby a 2006 Honda Civic swerved before it hit me on the sidewalk and the driver crashed his automobile ... | 4 | 0 | 602 | 15,922 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | A blank letter. No return address. No letterhead. No writing. I was going to throw it away when I remembered I needed to send my mother a birthday card. I got out a pen and started drawing a picture of some items I wanted her to go fuck herself with. This was some good quality paper.
"Woah WOAH hold on!" said the lett... | 3 | 0 | 602 | 15,923 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | The hospital room was warm. My blurriness in my eyes had finally started to subside but the harsh glow of the incandescent lights made me long for the blindness to return. My beautiful girlfriend was outside speaking with the doctor no doubt discussing my chances of survival. From the number of beeping and flashing mac... | 3 | 0 | 602 | 15,924 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | Dear Mister O'Connor, Would you Kindly Die.
The letter sat there, an ethereal golden glow pulsating softly on my now squat, squalid looking table, which had once looked like the peak of designer coolness. The heavenly beams of god outshone any earthly artefact. How could I ever resist, god commands me, no matter how f... | 2 | 0 | 602 | 15,925 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | "When did you receive this letter?"
"At the start of the month." April fool's day.
"And you had a near-death experience prior to this?"
"Almost a week before that. A bomb," I said dismissively. I wasn't sure why I had even come here.
Dietrich looked up from the letter, his impassive eyes peering at me over the tops... | 11 | 0 | 602 | 15,926 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 602 | 15,927 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | I read the letter. I read it again. God wants me to commit suicide? Should I take this seriously? Well, anyway, does this guy actually expect me to commit suicide? What a fucking asshole! I mean, who's to say the letter is actually from God? Could just be the little runt that lives with his mother down the street. That... | 1 | 0 | 602 | 15,928 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 602 | 15,929 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | "Dear AzoGalvat,
There's no polite way to go about this, so I'll be direct. That accident you were in yesterday was supposed to kill you. Somehow, the order for your death was switched with the order for an accident for someone else.
Since I can't just up and kill you, I'll need you to commit suicide within the next... | 1 | 0 | 602 | 15,930 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 602 | 15,931 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | # How to Survive an Accident
I stood looking at the wreckage of the car. The fire crew had moved it to the side of the road as they worked to clear the rest of the wreckage and get the three closed lanes open again.
Looking at the mangled remains, it was very clear that I should not have survived the accident. In f... | 6 | 0 | 602 | 15,932 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | "I'll get it," Susan said, rising lithely from the sofa where Charles lay entombed under a pile of ice cream bar wrappers and chips packaging. He'd taken the day off work, and was determined to finish as much of his new Seinfeld box set as possible.
"Don't bother, it's probably just another bill. Let Rover take care ... | 3 | 0 | 602 | 15,933 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 602 | 15,934 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | -039
The flowers arrived mysteriously while he was unconscious. He blinked his eyes several times against the intrustion of fluorescent light above, and looked at them again. He didn't know who they were from. He hadn't had his wallet on him during the wreck. He lived alone. There was nobody to call.
"Nurse?" He croa... | 5 | 0 | 602 | 15,935 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | I snapped out of my dream with my back arched and my hands coiled into fists. "What the actual ...." I started muttering as I came out of what I thought was just another nightmare; but if this was just another dream, how did that noose appear on my desk?
I remembered each detail of my dream - I was becoming more relu... | 3 | 0 | 602 | 15,936 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 602 | 15,937 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 602 | 15,938 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | *"Please terminate your life within Thirty days. Failure to comply will result in severe consequences."*
I read the letter over and over. I wasn't even sure if it was real sometimes. There was no return address. My own address wasn't even on it, and it didn't even reach my mailbox. I had stumbled upon it when I woke ... | 2 | 0 | 602 | 15,939 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | This serenity clouded over me. I couldn't feel badly. I had lived, and if there is one thing that's the most gratifying, it must be surviving. Especially in the face of those odds.
I wouldn't say this out loud... I mean, I wouldn't say it like this: But what the hell was I making "Jackass" video more than 10 years aft... | 2 | 0 | 602 | 15,940 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | Subj: Whoops
Hi There [ Your Name ]!
Good morning on this most glorious and mildly humid day! We are writing from God's Desk in Heaven™ to congratulate you on experiencing another sunrise on Earth. The big man himself heard about the terrible quad-bike accident you had trying to impress your cousins in the forest p... | 2 | 0 | 602 | 15,941 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 602 | 15,942 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | Moirae shifted uncomfortably in his rundown minivan. He glanced at his watch, "Damnit, ten minutes late again" he muttered to himself as he weaved, snakelike, through the congested traffic. He could not be late for this interview which his sister had set up for him. It was for the night shift at the UPS plant, a job th... | 2 | 0 | 602 | 15,943 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | Dear Reader,
You were meant to die July 1st at 3:33PM. Please commit suicide within the time window of July 1st 3:34PM and July 31st 3:34PM
Yours truly,
God
His blank stare at the parchment paper spoke volumes. The straight smile from the benefactor was straight insane. John couldn't process what was in front of hi... | 1 | 0 | 602 | 15,944 |
[WP] The day after a near-fatal accident you receive a letter from God, saying it was just an administration error, and he asks you politely to commit suicide within 30 days. | "It's... for you." the nurse said quietly, while handing me a golden envelope. Extending her stubby hand towards me.
"Thank you sylvia." Moving my resting arm off the warm hospital bed to receive the paper.
I was laying in the pittsburgh hospital, still half nauseated, I had thrown up all night long, and it burned ... | 1 | 0 | 602 | 15,945 |
[WP] A villain is tortured by the protagonist using incredibly petty means. | "God-dammit, where the hell are they?"
"Where are they indeed?" replied Necromancer.
Captain Light turned to see his mortal enemy had appeared in his bedroom, the shadows flocking towards the epitome of evil. Would another epic battle of the cosmos begin with him in his pyjamas?
"What are you doing here, Necromancer... | 8 | 0 | 2 | 15,946 |
[WP] A villain is tortured by the protagonist using incredibly petty means. | Fighting had become tiresome for the Overlord of Kanth. Being evil in itself was quickly becoming a chore itself. It was not that he minded doing evil things, or that he couldn't get any enjoyment out of it. Charring peasants and poor people still had its charms. Sacrificing children in the name of his Gods and monster... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 15,947 |
[WP] The weather gets a little worse every day. It's a slow death. | Sipping slowly and painfully on what appears to be his perennial penultimate cigarette, Lee pondered his dying humanity and in between puffs of dark grey smoke, his own human experiences. These days, the little human things such as smoking provide comfort to the graying scholar, having extensively pondered what is to... | 3 | 0 | 4 | 15,948 |
[WP] The weather gets a little worse every day. It's a slow death. | A movement of brown in the dirt. Barely visible in the shadow of the clouds strangling the sky. I stopped and watched a jack rabbit sniff the cold ground.
"I don't know where you've been eating, but there's nothing here." I advised her.
I moved the selector switch to the rifle barrel, thumbed the hammer and shot her ... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 15,949 |
[WP] Tell me about your everyday life in a interesting way. | Suddenly awake. It's never a good feeling. Just suddenly opening your eyes after you were sleeping so soundly. It's not going to be easy getting back to sleep. But as I eye the clock, its blinking red numbers laughing in my face. Blazing 3:00AM across my vision. I curse silently. What does this make it now? Four? Five ... | 3 | 0 | 2 | 15,950 |
[WP] Tell me about your everyday life in a interesting way. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2 | 15,951 |
[WP] Tell me about your everyday life in a interesting way. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 2 | 15,952 |
[OT] How do prompts in r/writingprompts get downvoted? | You can downvote if you disable custom stylesheets. Also, reddit--by default--has bots that downvote at certain periods to try to fight against vote gaming. Just because a post has 30 upvotes and 3 downvotes, it doesn't actually mean 3 people downvoted it. The site may have done so to regulate it itself. | 4 | 0 | 4 | 15,953 |
[OT] How do prompts in r/writingprompts get downvoted? | Also, pressing 'z' downvotes selected links. | 3 | 0 | 4 | 15,954 |
[OT] How do prompts in r/writingprompts get downvoted? | I think the downvote blocking should just be disabled. Its stupid. Mobile apps don't respect it, people with css disabled don't respect it, and if you want to downvote me, click on my username and downvote from there. There's nothing the mods can do here. Reddit does not support downvote blocking. Its just a css hack.
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[OT] How do prompts in r/writingprompts get downvoted? | If you have RES, you're free to downvote by using Z.
As for WHY or WHAT or WHOM I downvote, I reserve the right to keep that to myself.
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[WP] Driving, you pick up a hitch-hiker who is a threat to your life. Further down the road, you pick up another hitch-hiker. Write about the ensuing events. | The cool voice beside me came through calm and collected, "Didn't your parents ever teach you not to pick up strangers?"
It was one of those inflections that makes you turn your head despite how important your current focus may be - in this case, speeding down an oddly desolate interstate at 95 miles per hour with... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 15,957 |
[CS] [WP] Can we do both? Dangerous animals escape from a preserve and run amok, these are their stories of amokness... | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 1 | 15,958 |
[WP] The world as we know it is a case study, and the panel of scientists in charge are debating wether or not to end it. | [Lead Scientist] Ladies and gentlemen, present your findings please.
[Scientist 1] Distinguished colleges, the experiment designated Terra Sol 3 is entering critical mass. The recent massive glacial calving has effectively lowered the temperature of the northern oceans. The calving is due to gigantic new ice floes for... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 15,959 |
[WP] The world as we know it is a case study, and the panel of scientists in charge are debating wether or not to end it. | “Shall we?” Jim asked.
“Yeah, start it up,” Frank said.
Jim reached out and placed his hand on the glass box to his left. A thick, maroon button sat flush against the wall inside, accompanied by a long-since-dead fly. With his right hand, Jim lifted his ID badge from around his neck and grabbed the key hanging next... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 15,960 |
[WP] The world as we know it is a case study, and the panel of scientists in charge are debating wether or not to end it. | "You're proposing we end it?"
"Let's face it. They've over-run the planet. It's just not self-sustaining anymore."
"They're so majestic, though..."
"Doctor, it seems to me that you've become somewhat... *attached*"
"Maybe. We've been watching a long time after all."
"We took an oath to remain objective. That's how... | 3 | 0 | 2 | 15,961 |
[WP] Bitcoin's value fell to $1/BTC while Dogecoin value rose to $500/DOGE | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2 | 15,962 |
Write a description on what you think your personal utopia would be like. |
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[WP] Write about a quirky hipster girl who, it just so happens, is a serial killer. | I was sitting at one of the tables in the cafe, sipping on my coffee, when she walked in the door. Now, I'm not one of those creepy folks that goes to a cafe just to eyeball the local talent. I was there with my laptop in front of me, procrastinating on tackling one of my research papers. I figured that I could get ... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 15,964 |
[WP] Write about a quirky hipster girl who, it just so happens, is a serial killer. |
*This is awfully cathartic.*
Cathartic, yes – it's a good choice of word, real fitting and she's honestly a bit proud how well-formed and coherent and sophisticated her thoughts are right now. And it's true, nothing has ever felt as stress-relieving as this.
She brings down the hammer one more time, crushing t... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 15,965 |
[WP] American Astronauts finally land on Mars, only to encounter a fully self-sustaining Soviet colony. | Commander Thompson sighed as she put down her binoculars. Flight engineer Wei Ping took them from her and carefully sat down on the martian soil, his helmet light illuminating the surrounding area where she crouched.
"Houston, Jane here, we have a protocol 7 event I think," she said into her mic. Wei began videotapi... | 12 | 0 | 32 | 15,966 |
[WP] American Astronauts finally land on Mars, only to encounter a fully self-sustaining Soviet colony. | As soon as they spot the incoming group of dirty red-orange suits the three man exploration crew duck behind the nearest boulder. Warnings were muttered back to the vessel, relayed back to mission control, and answers were not sent back, all the while the ancient looking cosmonauts ambled slowly closer, until finally t... | 4 | 0 | 32 | 15,967 |
[WP] American Astronauts finally land on Mars, only to encounter a fully self-sustaining Soviet colony. | "We are surprised to find a Soviet Era colony here on Mars. Also, surprised about the air being breathable. We didn't know the Soviets got to Mars. The Russian Government was surprised too, they didn't know either. How long have you been here?"
"About 50 years. But, well, we not know either. We think we in Siberia. Bu... | 4 | 0 | 32 | 15,968 |
[WP] American Astronauts finally land on Mars, only to encounter a fully self-sustaining Soviet colony. | I had been helping to Commander Smith prepare his speech for the last few hours. "Should I say, 'one big step for Smith, one giant leap for the rest of the world?" he asked, letting his pencil orbit around him slowly, spinning enthusiastically.
"That's a little bit presumptuous, sir." I advised, sighing. First woman... | 5 | 0 | 32 | 15,969 |
[WP] American Astronauts finally land on Mars, only to encounter a fully self-sustaining Soviet colony. | "Comrade Yuri, I can confirm Americans sighted on the surface of the Red Earth" Cosmonaut Lem anxiously reported into the headset. "How should we engage?"
Yuri's voice echoed in Lem's helmet, "Comrade Lem, you are directed to capture the capitalist aggressors by any means. Should any attempt to flee, you must kill t... | 2 | 0 | 32 | 15,970 |
[WP] American Astronauts finally land on Mars, only to encounter a fully self-sustaining Soviet colony. | Saw this prompt a little late. Anyway here goes.
******
Fuck. I cursed in my head. It took 20 minutes for a message from Mars to reach Houston; the world was still blissfully unaware of the situation. And once they did know, what exactly could they do? We were stuck on this red barren planet, alone with these impo... | 1 | 0 | 32 | 15,971 |
[WP] You fall asleep and wake up in a parallel universe. Where are you and how are things different? Do you decide to stay or are you desperate to get back to 'your' world? | “Oh, my head,” I said to myself as I came to in an alley. I clutched my head and moaned. *Damn,* I thought, *no more beer for me for a while.*
I stood and stretched as best I could despite the hangover. I stumbled towards the street. I saw a few figures walking past. I couldn't see them very well as my vision was stil... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 15,972 |
[WP] You fall asleep and wake up in a parallel universe. Where are you and how are things different? Do you decide to stay or are you desperate to get back to 'your' world? | The slight hangover instantly told me today was going to be a long day; working fourteen hours on a Sunday was not the way I wanted to spend the second half of my weekend, but a job is a job, and I couldn't afford to miss work. Not like we'd have anyone to cover for me.
I showered, rolling the scenes in my head of how... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 15,973 |
A Pantheon of Deities has to convince a population of believers that they (the Gods) do not exist- and time is running out. |
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A Pantheon of Deities has to convince a population of believers that they (the Gods) do not exist- and time is running out. |
"We've got to convince the townsfolk we don't exist!"
"How's about this, lads? Let's continue to do absolutely nothing!"
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A Pantheon of Deities has to convince a population of believers that they (the Gods) do not exist- and time is running out. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 4 | 15,976 |
[CS] Birthright | Kettledown was a two day ride from the ranch. Three when herding, but those times were long gone now, set to the wayside like the tractor and the heat, and the extra day had a bitter taste to it. | 4 | 0 | 7 | 15,977 |
[WP] You're stuck in the desert after searching for a lost gold mine. | He knew it was over the moment he sat down and heard the crunch in his back pocket. His compass. "My damn cheap ass plastic compass."
He picked a direction and started forward, a long hot day ahead of him. He prayed he'd come across the road. The gold mine could wait. This was about survival now.
Hours passed and he ... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 15,978 |
[WP] You're stuck in the desert after searching for a lost gold mine. | Step, step, step.
The hot sand continued to fill my shoes with every step. I wiped off the sweat beading down my forehead and took another sip from my canteen. Empty.
*Fuck*
The map was getting progressively harder to read the further I ventured into the desert. Any signs of vegetation disappeared into the horizon l... | 4 | 0 | 3 | 15,979 |
[WP] The first suicide clinic opens in the US. The first patient is a young child with an inoperable cancer. You are the clinics only suicide technician. | “Your choice is permanent you know. Once I start there’s no going back.”
“I know, but I’m not doing this for myself. Andy said that once you finish all of mommy and daddy’s problems will go away, that they won’t cry anymore, that they’ll be happy!”
“There is so much the world has to offer! Isn’t there something you v... | 1 | 0 | 10 | 15,980 |
[WP] The first suicide clinic opens in the US. The first patient is a young child with an inoperable cancer. You are the clinics only suicide technician. | "Jim, can you do me a favour and check out how much TX-43 we've got in supply? I gotta go pick up my kid from school real quick."
"Sure thing, Bill. Tell Little Billy I said hello."
"You're a lifesaver, Jim!" Bill said as he rushed out of the office, trying to scramble his large jacket on whilst he ran out the do... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 15,981 |
[WP] The first suicide clinic opens in the US. The first patient is a young child with an inoperable cancer. You are the clinics only suicide technician. | He was eight. He looked eighty.
Wispy grey hairs groaned from wrinkled liver-spotted skin on his head, eyes sunk deep into black pits, slowly shifting from subject to subject, like an unwilling technician pushing rusty searchlights under orders from a drunk supervisor.
The chair dwarfed every aspect of him, except h... | 7 | 0 | 10 | 15,982 |
[WP] The first suicide clinic opens in the US. The first patient is a young child with an inoperable cancer. You are the clinics only suicide technician. | "The nine o'clock is here."
"Thank you, Rachel. But please, refer to every patient by name. The nine o'clock is Tommy Watson. Tommy Watson is here."
She fiddled with the hem of her dress, and stared down at the ground. This couldn't go on, she was going to have to learn to deal with what we were going to do here ... | 21 | 0 | 10 | 15,983 |
[WP] You are a mortician that has been tying the shoes of the people you bury. Write about seeing one of them during a zombie apocalypse. | Some people called me immature, or said that I was being disrespectful to the dead. I had always wondered how long I could get away with being so childish before I was caught, but watching the undead monstrosities trip and fall flat on their face's made me glad I decided to tie everyone's shoelaces together. | 5 | 0 | 10 | 15,984 |
[WP] The owner of a house being put under auction begins to regret her decision as the auction is underway | (Didn’t notice it was “her” and made it about a him instead)
I walked out onto the grass of the front lawn and stared at the house. Every once in a while, I loved to watch the sun appear from behind and light up the sky. I reminded myself that this would be the last time I’d ever see that.
The thought made me ecstati... | 3 | 0 | 3 | 15,985 |
[WP] Your place of school or work is attacked while you are daydreaming about saving the day from an attack. | The final henchman lies dead, his neck impaled on the coat rack in the back. With his terminal gurgles, he curses your name, and your unexpectedly good kung-fu skills. There is only one more foe you have to face: the treacherous Craig Flatley, the man who organized this cowardly terrorist strike against a school in the... | 5 | 0 | 12 | 15,986 |
[WP] Your place of school or work is attacked while you are daydreaming about saving the day from an attack. | "Hey honey! How are you? What are you doing here this early?" Steve asked, throwing his arms around his daughter.
There were still twenty minutes of his shift left and the anticipation of spending his first evening with his daughter in two years was bad enough without her showing up early.
"I'm great! I just thought... | 1 | 0 | 12 | 15,987 |
[IP] Three men, three horses, a river | "You sure that's where they're gonna put it, Don?" Argus wearily asked.
"Yeah," Don replied, "Right through pa's old place."
The third man set silent and surveyed the horizon. The other two didn't seem to notice that he was even there.
"You really want to do this? I mean, this isn't exactly legal." Argus nervously ... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 15,988 |
[FF] Write the longest coherent sentence you can where all words are the same length. | No he didn't, William H. Johnsen did.
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[FF] Write the longest coherent sentence you can where all words are the same length. | How can you not see the bad bat fly low for the cat? | 5 | 0 | 4 | 15,990 |
[FF] Write the longest coherent sentence you can where all words are the same length. | Something's appearance dramatizes assumption. | 2 | 0 | 4 | 15,991 |
[FF] Write the longest coherent sentence you can where all words are the same length. | Not sure if this staccato is kosher, but fuckit...
Empty rooms, blood pools under fancy carpet, vomit dries aside torso; flail limbs until every thing fades... | 4 | 0 | 4 | 15,992 |
[FF] Write the longest coherent sentence you can where all words are the same length. | The dog may try, and she may win the bet for the rat; but, can the cat see the dog hid the red toy? | 2 | 0 | 4 | 15,993 |
[FF] Write the longest coherent sentence you can where all words are the same length. | Ann had her job, and the job was big and not fun—hug, tie, gag, tug, cut, gut, fur, fry and eat her old big cat, “Ten Ton Mog”, who had one ear, one eye, and one leg (yes, her cat had but one leg, now) — his one sad eye did see her cut him and cry for him and for her — and you may say “Woe, rue the day, her cat did die... | 6 | 0 | 4 | 15,994 |
[FF] Write the longest coherent sentence you can where all words are the same length. | Space seems quite large, Sarah mused, until light dulled, streak after streak. Afloat, alone, while Earth turns, quiet below stars. | 2 | 0 | 4 | 15,995 |
[WP for a short film] A man delivering his own eulogy following his suicide. |
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[WP for a short film] A man delivering his own eulogy following his suicide. | The cat was in the cradle with a silver spoon,
He was doing heroin with the man in the moon,
Life was too short but he didn't care,
He was trying to escape the girl with red hair,
He'd promised her a house with a white picket fence,
All they had to do was save up a few cents,
Until the day that the cancer ... | 3 | 0 | 7 | 15,997 |
[WP for a short film] A man delivering his own eulogy following his suicide. | My seventh grade gym teacher once told me to give 110%. That winning wasn't about being better than the other guy, or more talented, but being willing to go where the other man wouldn't. So I went there, and found the place that hides behind the pain, the place that greatness lurks beyond conscience, and I found the tr... | 4 | 0 | 7 | 15,998 |
[WP for a short film] A man delivering his own eulogy following his suicide. | The bell rang once from across the way, and its somber toll sliced through the crisp autumn air above them. They were a small group, six in all, each of them clad in black and standing silent above the hole with puffy red eyes cast downward. An older gentleman with salt and pepper hair wrapped his arm around the wais... | 3 | 0 | 7 | 15,999 |
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