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[WP] "Uggg, not this crap again." | My head meets the tabletop with an audible thump and I can almost feel the eyes of everyone else in the computer lab on me. My music continues to bounce blissfully along, unaware of my frustration and despair. Fix one programming error and another three appear in its place. I had no clue what was causing the original e... | 3 | 0 | 2 | 21,700 |
[WP] "Uggg, not this crap again." | I really didn't expect that her family would consider it an insult. I was just got tired of working on her stupid Ford, and talked her into buying the Honda. Baby's on the way, don't want them to be stranded somewhere. Especially here in Atlanta.
I tried to be polite for the first few days after we'd driven all the wa... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 21,701 |
[PM] I've been prompting like crazy, now I want to write something. I love plot twists. Prompt me! | A warrior has to protect a child from a gang of monsters...while stopping the child from willingly going with them. | 3 | 0 | 10 | 21,702 |
[PM] I've been prompting like crazy, now I want to write something. I love plot twists. Prompt me! | I just submitted my first prompt, maybe you could have a go at that...? It's "An old secret suddenly comes out between two close friends." | 1 | 0 | 10 | 21,703 |
[PM] I've been prompting like crazy, now I want to write something. I love plot twists. Prompt me! | Create a world where the Nazis lost WWII, but still survived to the 21st century. | 1 | 0 | 10 | 21,704 |
[PM] I've been prompting like crazy, now I want to write something. I love plot twists. Prompt me! | Someone discovers that several wires extend from their antique armchair to the wall. Why the armchair needed those wires and how they affect that person is up to you. | 1 | 0 | 10 | 21,705 |
[PM] I've been prompting like crazy, now I want to write something. I love plot twists. Prompt me! | After a piping hot shower you notice the mirrors are not steamed over. Why not? | 1 | 0 | 10 | 21,706 |
[WP] Our universe is in an advanced video game simulation. God, a young teenager, was called down to dinner and forgot to take the world off of high speed. He/She has just returned to find out 2000 years has passed. | Me damnit, did I forget to pause the humans again?
Aww, you gotta be kidding me! I lost, like half my territories on Earth! ^(Fuck you, XxAtheistXx42) Now I gotta reload the old save- aaaaand the autosaves overwrote it. Great. Just great! Absolutely fan-fuckin'-tastic! This is the Helix OS's fault, isn't it? Should've... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 21,707 |
[WP] Our universe is in an advanced video game simulation. God, a young teenager, was called down to dinner and forgot to take the world off of high speed. He/She has just returned to find out 2000 years has passed. | The simulated scenario that played out while I was at dinner is unlikely in real life, I'll grant you. But clicking into countries and individuals and seeing what happened in my absence is pretty entertaining. I think I could have accomplished more with them during that span of time if I had actually been playing, but ... | 1 | 0 | 10 | 21,708 |
[WP] God is a time-travelling alien serial killer who commits suicide in a bleak dystopian future. He wakes up in Hell, where Walter White and Dexter Morgan are the Devil. | God said to a character we both liked and hated "Cheese." | 4 | 0 | 12 | 21,709 |
[WP] God is a time-travelling alien serial killer who commits suicide in a bleak dystopian future. He wakes up in Hell, where Walter White and Dexter Morgan are the Devil. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 12 | 21,710 |
[WP] It came from the stars to bring us laughter, and now we gather to say our farewells. | “What can we even begin to say of such an illustrious, magnificent being?”
The man at the podium pauses for a second. He clears his throat letting go of the remnants of mucus and readjusts his silk tie. His eyes divert from the circular cameras stationed around him. He motions his eyes towards the men, women, and child... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 21,711 |
[WP] You're a revolutionary leader standing amidst the burning parliament building and you make a speech to your followers. | A beaten and dark figure stands silhouetted against the flames and clears his throat.
"Years ago, you asked me to lead you in this struggle. I accepted because every cause needs a leader, and I believed in this one. I never imagined five years later I would still be alive, let alone standing here, at the end of this... | 7 | 0 | 8 | 21,712 |
[WP] A chess player, a pool player, and a poker player fight to the death. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 6 | 21,713 |
[WP] A chess player, a pool player, and a poker player fight to the death. | RedJack licked his lips, and eyed his rivals nervously. The grand finale of the Righteous Fiasco, a duel to the death, was about to begin, witnessed by millions of eyes staring out of the stands of the arena itself, let alone the many more that peered in through cameras and television screens. Well, not a duel, not thi... | 3 | 0 | 6 | 21,714 |
[WP] A character's only reason for existence is to serve the greater good | Michael is a good man, he recycled, said his "good day"s to his neighbors, coworkers and friends if he saw them. If somebody needed help and Michael was around, he'd be right by their side to give them the aid they needed.
Sarah is a good woman, she donated to her local charity, always made sure her kids knew she lo... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 21,715 |
[FF] Write your epitaph in no more than 100 words. | Dear passerby,
If you seek the grave of a brave man, look elsewhere.
If you seek the grave of a loved man, move on.
If you seek the grave of a handsome man, continue down the rows.
If you seek the grave of a pious man, it is not this one.
If you seek the grave of a successful man, try somewhere else.
If you seek ... | 12 | 0 | 5 | 21,716 |
[FF] Write your epitaph in no more than 100 words. | If you chance upon this, take a moment and read my final message:
I did not change the world. I was undoubtedly an imperfect man. My best efforts at doing good were ridiculed by smaller men, torn down by jealous rivals, and forgotten by ungrateful recipients.
But I tried anyway, and would a thousand times more. | 5 | 0 | 5 | 21,717 |
[FF] Write your epitaph in no more than 100 words. | Here lies the krymsonkyng. He loved well, and lived from birth until death.
Midnight, beneath a full moon, come to this grave with a knife and a bottle of old crow.
Pour the whiskey. Stab the grave. Listen closely to the hilt and perhaps he will share his story. | 4 | 0 | 5 | 21,718 |
[FF] Write your epitaph in no more than 100 words. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 5 | 21,719 |
[FF] Write your epitaph in no more than 100 words. | Life is too short to think. Too rapid to consider all consequences. Too distorted to reveal all truths. Too complex to understand everyone. Too vast to know all that can be known. Too limited to be all that you can be.
So know this, kind sir, that life was not made to do everything, but to see how far you can go, wit... | 3 | 0 | 5 | 21,720 |
[FF] Write your epitaph in no more than 100 words. | At one singular point in all of the history of the universe, the stars agreed to let him exist. It wasn't much to the universe, but it was everything to him. Here he lies, grateful. | 3 | 0 | 5 | 21,721 |
[WP] Your most prized possession is the drunken selfie of you and the Devil. Write the story behind that photo. | "Oh that's me and the devil during our tour in China. Dude knows how to party. He created Godzilla and some giant mecha robot and they bought fought in Beijing or sonething. It was epic. Thats me on the robot controlling it. And the Devil was on Godzilla. We're going to do it again next month in Kiev to raise awarness... | 2 | 0 | 11 | 21,722 |
[WP] Your most prized possession is the drunken selfie of you and the Devil. Write the story behind that photo. | Everyone gets so upset when they see that picture on my wall. Friends, family, dates...and let's not even get into what happened when the preacher came to check on me. But a promise is a promise.
I'd have agreed to a lot worse than that, after everything I'd been through. Oh, I hadn't been alone during it, but of all... | 3 | 0 | 11 | 21,723 |
[WP] Your most prized possession is the drunken selfie of you and the Devil. Write the story behind that photo. | "You know... You know what's so, so, so, sooo...weird?"
My last word comes out sounding so slurred that I'm not sure if he understood me at all. But he does. Of course he does. He's been watching me my whole life.
"What?" he asks, smiling wryly.
"That people... ohhh, so, so many people... they're always arguing abou... | 3 | 0 | 11 | 21,724 |
[PI] Violet Despair - Feb Contest | Can't wait to read it.! :) | 2 | 0 | 10 | 21,725 |
[PI] Violet Despair - Feb Contest | Congrats on your first piece of fiction - This was really cool/original and had some really beautiful moments/insights!
My main critique was that it was a little hard to follow. I think a lot of that was intentional, so for the most part, I just accepted the fact that I was going along with his man's journey into insa... | 6 | 0 | 10 | 21,726 |
[PI] Violet Despair - Feb Contest | This did remind me quite a bit of John Dies at the End with a Chuck Palahniuk-style protagonist. There were some lines in there I loved.
>Ava, who could have an entire conversation with someone and never see their face, thumbs tapping on her phone with one earbud in and the other dangling. Ava, who had me carry a ... | 3 | 0 | 10 | 21,727 |
[PI] Violet Despair - Feb Contest | Hi, that was trippy! There were some good pieces of imagery that played well in my mind as I meandered through the story. It is unlike anything I've read in the contest so far. I did recognize The Egg and elements of some religious philosophies and I think it worked to add to the spiral at the end. At first I found it ... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 21,728 |
[PI] Violet Despair - Feb Contest | Hi! I enjoyed this one a lot. One of the better entries. Some of the lines were very clever and keenly observed, and indeed Palahniuk-like. "My nose had vanished. Having a large piece of flesh in the lower center of your vision never ever bothers you until it is suddenly gone" made me laugh quite loudly -- a clever obs... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 21,729 |
[PI] Violet Despair - Feb Contest | Ok, just finished reading this about 10 minutes ago, reflected on it a bit, and read through all of the comments which others have left here.
My impressions: You get into some really heavy ideas in the story (i.e. meaning of life, afterlife, human consciousness, the fabric of reality etc.) that are amazing concepts to... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 21,730 |
[PI] Violet Despair - Feb Contest | Good job completing your first piece of fiction! I only made it about halfway through this story, and hopefully after reading my comment you'll have some idea of why. Here are two pieces of positive feedback, and two pieces of negative feedback.
* Some of your characterization was really clever. My favorite line was "... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 21,731 |
[PI] Violet Despair - Feb Contest | I got more into this story after the first 3 pages, but I really couldn't say why. I don't have any feedback that hasn't already been given, just wanted to say I enjoyed this read. Good luck! | 2 | 0 | 10 | 21,732 |
[WP] Start Of Darkness: A normally kind, gentle person slowly transforms into a brutal, murderous villain over a period of years. Describe his/her downfall into evil. | **Case Report #371 **
Subject: Cecidit Filium
*The lead investigator at the time, Sgt. Barnes, gave this testimony as to the weapons used and the initial investigation of who supplied them.*
"The murders were committed using either a Colt or Bushmaster AR-15 type rifle modified to use the fully-automatic capabilitie... | 5 | 0 | 22 | 21,733 |
[WP] Start Of Darkness: A normally kind, gentle person slowly transforms into a brutal, murderous villain over a period of years. Describe his/her downfall into evil. | "Potato mash,sweetie?"
And here it was.
That small white,lumpy hill of churned starch,butter and milk, served up on his favourite plate--the one with the colourful stegosauruses parading along its rim--sat testament to his corruption, his betrayal...*his murder.*
Heinrich felt as if he was on trial;his once blue hi... | 6 | 0 | 22 | 21,734 |
[WP] Start Of Darkness: A normally kind, gentle person slowly transforms into a brutal, murderous villain over a period of years. Describe his/her downfall into evil. | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 22 | 21,735 |
[WP] Start Of Darkness: A normally kind, gentle person slowly transforms into a brutal, murderous villain over a period of years. Describe his/her downfall into evil. | Deathnote. | 2 | 0 | 22 | 21,736 |
[WP] The protagonist falls in love with the author of his/her own story. | She traveled for what seemed like years in search for him, and there he was, sitting in front of his laptop outside a coffee shop on K Street. She walks over to him and stands directly in front of him; she doesn't even know what to say.
He looks up and and meets her tired eyes. It takes him four seconds to realize ... | 15 | 0 | 35 | 21,737 |
[WP] The protagonist falls in love with the author of his/her own story. | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 35 | 21,738 |
[WP] The protagonist falls in love with the author of his/her own story. | "You're a bitch," she said.
"Yeah," I admitted. "I definitely see why you feel that way."
"You killed my parents in a car crash and then made me too high on coke to go to their funeral. Who fucking does that? Who the fuck do you think you are?
"I'm sorry," I said. "It felt like something you would have done."
"No,"... | 19 | 0 | 35 | 21,739 |
[WP] The protagonist falls in love with the author of his/her own story. | Elsie fell to the floor, her leg smashing against the hard stone, followed shortly by her chin, as she collapsed, exhausted and unable to continue the fight. Her arrogance broke, as she pitifully tried to pull herself up, her noble blood, the product of the mingling of hundreds of generations of brave knights, regal ki... | 4 | 0 | 35 | 21,740 |
[WP] The protagonist falls in love with the author of his/her own story. | *She looked into my eyes, smiled and in the most casual manner asked me to lunch.*
“Wait, what? I would never do that.”
I stopped typing and looked around for the source of the voice. “In here stupid.”
I looked at the screen and lo and behold the Microsoft paperclip guy had turned into a pair of bright red lips. Her... | 1 | 0 | 35 | 21,741 |
[WP] The protagonist falls in love with the author of his/her own story. | Wrote this a while ago, but it seemed relevant.
In the beginning there was nothing, and then a spark. Growing brilliantly the spark flourishes to life. It takes up form: a beautiful woman. She stands simply, or moves gracefully. Maybe she is wearing a flowing formal gown, or a fun sundress, or nothing at all. Her fac... | 2 | 0 | 35 | 21,742 |
[WP] The protagonist falls in love with the author of his/her own story. | “I’m sorry, but this just wouldn’t work out between us…”
“Aww, was it something that I said?”
“Listen! I’m not in the mood for your smartass sense of humor.”
“My TRADEMARK smartass sense of humor, thank you very much! One that you… assisted me with, I might add.”
“Really? The old guilt routine? I thought you are a litt... | 1 | 0 | 35 | 21,743 |
[OT] Thanks for everything, /r/writingprompts | Congratulations, that's outstanding! | 12 | 0 | 59 | 21,744 |
[OT] Thanks for everything, /r/writingprompts | As someone who rarely finishes personal endeavors, good on you for sticking to it. Write on! | 4 | 0 | 59 | 21,745 |
[OT] Thanks for everything, /r/writingprompts | > he never finished anything.
Reminds me of Professor Calamitous .
Anyways, I'll read Molly, I enjoy reading by one of our own. Good luck with your novel! | 5 | 0 | 59 | 21,746 |
[OT] Thanks for everything, /r/writingprompts | An inspiring story. Congratuflabulations.
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[OT] Thanks for everything, /r/writingprompts | Congratulations! I went ahead and purchased it today, but thanks for offering it for free tomorrow! | 3 | 0 | 59 | 21,748 |
[OT] Thanks for everything, /r/writingprompts | Congratulations! As someone who hasn't yet completed a story, I'm really pleased for you. :D
Also, sorry to be a bit of a dick, but in your blurb, "1980's" and "1990's" don't need apostrophes. I think you do the same in the preview, too - "'70's" instead of "'70s".
Regardless, you've published a book and I haven't, s... | 2 | 0 | 59 | 21,749 |
[OT] Thanks for everything, /r/writingprompts | That's awsome! I know that this forum has definitely help me deal with writer's block many time...like for this last week! When my brain runs out of steam on my novel, I need to redirect energy to some other plotline, and this forum serves really well to get my creative energy flowing agian. | 2 | 0 | 59 | 21,750 |
[OT] Thanks for everything, /r/writingprompts | Big congratulations, man!
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[WP] A man makes a sandwich, by the time he finishes it he realizes there is no point in life. | 'There's no point in living a sham if I can't even find a woman to make sandwiches for me. I'm not hungry anymore; I'm going to go suck on my shotgun... one last time,' thought Jack as he slapped the last piece of bologna on his plain Wonder bread. | 6 | 0 | 26 | 21,752 |
[WP] A man makes a sandwich, by the time he finishes it he realizes there is no point in life. | John Hershman slowly wiped the mayonnaise along his piece of bread in hand as he thought over what has brought him here in life. After he lost his wife, he thought there was no purpose in living anymore.
Looking down at the slice of bread on which he has spread his mayonnaise he said, "My life seems stretched and thin... | 15 | 0 | 26 | 21,753 |
[WP] A man makes a sandwich, by the time he finishes it he realizes there is no point in life. | [deleted] | -1 | 0 | 26 | 21,754 |
[WP] A man makes a sandwich, by the time he finishes it he realizes there is no point in life. | Kevin slid open the veggie crisper, pausing momentarily to bask in the waterfall of cool air pouring from the fridge. The pricks of sweat just starting to bead on his neck jumped and danced down his spine as a shivery of icy delight raced up and down his spine. Today was going to be another scorcher.
The lettuce was ... | 5 | 0 | 26 | 21,755 |
[WP] A man makes a sandwich, by the time he finishes it he realizes there is no point in life. | *Nothing feels real anymore. Everything I'm doing — everything I've ever been doing — is simply going through my days on autopilot, utterly emotionless. It's as if I've become the walking dead. Surely humans should feel emotion, even slightly, right?*
I dip my knife into butter, and carefully drag it across the bread,... | 3 | 0 | 26 | 21,756 |
[WP] A man makes a sandwich, by the time he finishes it he realizes there is no point in life. | I cried the night my wife died. Any man who is a man I believe would have. It was tough. Raising our daughter all alone. Trying to give her the time and love I felt she required. I don't know if it was what I did, or life or genetics.
Mosaic, our daughter, light of my life, I don't think ever recovered from her mother... | 3 | 0 | 26 | 21,757 |
[WP] A man makes a sandwich, by the time he finishes it he realizes there is no point in life. | "Good morning, Dave, the time is seven A.M." announced the computerized voice emanating from the alarm clock. Dave rolled out of bed, his feet felt uncomfortable against the cold tiled floor. Dave strolled into his bathroom, unhooked his dressing gown from behind the door and threw it over his shoulders, he made his wa... | 2 | 0 | 26 | 21,758 |
[WP] A man makes a sandwich, by the time he finishes it he realizes there is no point in life. | Brigs Dentin was not a good man. He had known that from the age of five when he slapped his mother across the face with the flat end of a knife. He still managed to cut her and mustard and blood seeped into the thin thread-like cut on his mother's cheek and she howled. He had known that from the time he blinded Gregory... | 2 | 0 | 26 | 21,759 |
[WP] A man makes a sandwich, by the time he finishes it he realizes there is no point in life. | "What?"
"Nothing."
Ken Shaw rolled off the strawberry redhead he had been pounding away, an unknown roast beef mere hours before.
The nutty blonde walked out of the bathroom with her hands on her hips.
"What's his problem?"
Ken Shaw curled into a ball, gazing forlornly at his bread-like skin,
"What's the point?"
... | 2 | 0 | 26 | 21,760 |
[WP] A man makes a sandwich, by the time he finishes it he realizes there is no point in life. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 26 | 21,761 |
[EU] A single Flood Infection form appears in the New York City Metro, details what happens over the span of three weeks after it's arrival. | January 7th, 2014. Tuesday, 3:14 AM.
We had a report of two people who were viciously killed. Like something not even a lion or a bear from the zoo would do. The two victims, both in their 19 years of age, have massive slashes on their abdomen, face, and the male victim has had his head sliced off. Their families have... | 3 | 0 | 2 | 21,762 |
[WP] An Ancient Roman wakes up in America 2014 in a big city . | Introducing the new hit series!
**Sextus and the City**
It all starts with Servius Galba, the quirky and ecstatic 6th Roman emperor, who decided to leave behind the stale flatbreads and vases of yore in search of a fresh life in New York City.
Now he's really out of place........ and of time. Once he was fed grap... | 3 | 0 | 7 | 21,763 |
[WP] An Ancient Roman wakes up in America 2014 in a big city . | The day light was but a pattern on young Gladius' face. Yet it was enough to rouse him from a deep, dark sleep. Hazy and rubbing the slumber from his eyes, Gladius was alert and confused. It seemed like a moment ago he was taking part of the Elder Ritual of Romulus and Remus. He remembered laying on the ancient stone, ... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 21,764 |
[MP] This is a mashup of all the 2013 Oscar Nominees. Pretend that it's a trailer for one long movie. What is it about? | domains once defined people. An illustrator would draw pictures fit for the comics while his agent tore apart some client for going on a bender, which he only went on because he is a druggy. a worthless sack of crap, that's what he is. It is his domain.
A man found his on the steps of his doorstep, a stock exchange rec... | 1 | 0 | 6 | 21,765 |
[WP] Its 1918, World War 1 is drawing to a close but a new terror has hit, at first thought to be influenza but the disease kills its victims within a day, then the corpse reanimates with an insatiable need to eat human flesh, the Zombie plague has hit. | The officers who led us in the trenches were now part of them. A few of them were sick, but shortly after they were "dead" they attacked the other wounded officers. They in turn attacked the rest of the wounded. They stood up this afternoon. We've been hiding here in this small fort, about 9 of us, including myself, cl... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 21,766 |
[WP] Its 1918, World War 1 is drawing to a close but a new terror has hit, at first thought to be influenza but the disease kills its victims within a day, then the corpse reanimates with an insatiable need to eat human flesh, the Zombie plague has hit. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 2 | 21,767 |
[WP] Its 1918, World War 1 is drawing to a close but a new terror has hit, at first thought to be influenza but the disease kills its victims within a day, then the corpse reanimates with an insatiable need to eat human flesh, the Zombie plague has hit. | "P-please Doc. Don't let 'em get me like this. Not like this!" I hear my squad mate Mikey scream. If only he saw what his leg looked like. There was nothing but bare muscle at covering his shin. He'd been bitten by - by one of those fuckin' monsters. We don't know why, but they seem to have a taste for human flesh. Mik... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 21,768 |
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[WP] God wants to submit a writing prompt, but is stymied by a popular revolt against God writing prompts | [OT] Could we be any more circle-jerky here? | 5 | 0 | 40 | 21,770 |
[WP] God wants to submit a writing prompt, but is stymied by a popular revolt against God writing prompts | "I love this sub-Reddi... oh real mature! That's so fucking cool, jerkoffs." | 5 | 0 | 40 | 21,771 |
[WP] God wants to submit a writing prompt, but is stymied by a popular revolt against God writing prompts | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 40 | 21,772 |
[WP] God wants to submit a writing prompt, but is stymied by a popular revolt against God writing prompts | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 40 | 21,773 |
[WP] God wants to submit a writing prompt, but is stymied by a popular revolt against God writing prompts | "Listen, we know you love coming up with new ideas for stories. Now that humans can create plants, animals, diseases and destruction for themselves you need an outlet for your creativity, we get that," said one of the three leaders of protest standing before God. The chants of the crowd amassed outside could only be fa... | 2 | 0 | 40 | 21,774 |
[WP]In Hell, you are rewarded according to the amount and level of evil you have done, the greater the evil, the greater the reward. | I was surprised, Hell wasn't that bad of a place. Not really. I mean, there was fire and screaming and stuff, and the Devil needed a new interior decorator, but the flames weren't hot and the Devil's peons were somewhat pleasant. Even the people around me in line were pretty okay. Some of them were creepy, but what cou... | 4 | 0 | 9 | 21,775 |
[WP]In Hell, you are rewarded according to the amount and level of evil you have done, the greater the evil, the greater the reward. | *moderately evil* is what I would consider myself, if you asked me when I was alive.
I got a double homicide on my rap sheet, charged when I was 19. did my 30 years inside. Man was life different. I couldn't cope so I hooked up with these bangers and wound up involved in a rape-murder. Pretty nasty but hey without gu... | 1 | 0 | 9 | 21,776 |
[WP] If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon." - George Aiken | Tommy wiped his face quickly when he heard the hinges creak. *They can't hear me cry, that will only make it worse*. He blew his nose into the tissue, and tossed it into the can. He took a deep breath, and fervently wiped his face again, removing all evidence of his salty shame. He opened the stall door slowly. There s... | 88 | 0 | 233 | 21,777 |
[WP] If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon." - George Aiken | "Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment to answer a few questions for our poll?"
"I suppose, yeah."
"Excellent! First question: Where do you stand on Proposition 6008-R?"
"I...do I have to answer that question?"
"You don't, sir, but this is just a poll to help our government better understand where the constituents s... | 11 | 0 | 233 | 21,778 |
[WP] If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon." - George Aiken | The alarm rang at 7 AM, just as it had every Monday through Friday for past 14 years.
George picked one of the multitudes of gray dress shirts out of his closet and put it on. He brushed his teeth for a minute and a half, put his watch on his left wrist, and heated up a cup of plain oatmeal for breakfast, just as h... | 36 | 0 | 233 | 21,779 |
[WP] If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon." - George Aiken | I walk over to them, dressed in my everyday work uniform, a white apron with the sleeves cut to just after the elbow.
I quickly glance at my folder, reminding myself of their names. "Mr. and Mrs. Banks," I say. "He's a typo. I'm so sorry."
There's nothing more to say. I return to the infant, checking his vitals and e... | 20 | 0 | 233 | 21,780 |
[WP] If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon." - George Aiken | Everything was fine in fat land until just recently. No one knows why the frenzied groups of colorful racists, who had just been fighting the day before, decided to ban together and attack the defenseless droves of obese waddlers, foraging in the meat department of a well lit supermarket. There must have been a shift i... | 6 | 0 | 233 | 21,781 |
[WP] If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon." - George Aiken | the web is a wonderful place
where men have no skin and no face
but forget you're diction
and your crucifixion
is certain, for your a disgrace.
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[WP] If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon." - George Aiken | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 233 | 21,783 |
[WP] If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon." - George Aiken | I look in the mirror before I leave the house and take some deep breaths. I'm being brave just by getting out of bed. My sister walks past and gives me a disapproving look. She rushes out to make sure she leaves before me. She won't be seen with me.
Like all others, my sister belongs in the "New World". When I was tau... | 3 | 0 | 233 | 21,784 |
[WP] If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon." - George Aiken | I glare at a man across from me in the coffee shop, and felt something askew. I can't put my finger on it, but I know something is off. I get the feeling I should...hate him? Something about him, something that deep in my psyche tells me he is a terrible human being, telling me he is not *even* a human being, is now de... | 2 | 0 | 233 | 21,785 |
[WP] If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon." - George Aiken | "Stop calling people names!" it barked. I say it when I refer to Jennifer, because it used to be a she, but then Leonard called her a cunt and suddenly there were no more men or women, just it. Things had pretty much gone this way for the last twelve hours. Colony Asteru is starting to look pretty bland. The Sciences D... | 4 | 0 | 233 | 21,786 |
[WP] You are camping in the forest and feel at one with nature. | Jogging through the woods, Johnathan stopped and removed the headphones from his ears. He had run this path a thousand times before, and had never noticed this clearing. Needless to say, a cooldown was long overdue, so he steps off of the path and trudges his way towards a structure in the center of the meadow before h... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 21,787 |
[WP] A man makes a sandwich but realizes he is out of cheese | Let's face it school sucks. I want to tell the world how much I love it. Tell them about what great successes I will achieve, but I can't. I miss home. I miss my family. I miss the people who wanted to spend time with me before I sold myself to an ideal, to a purpose, to a plan. I miss being something to someone. That'... | 4 | 0 | 14 | 21,788 |
[WP] A man makes a sandwich but realizes he is out of cheese | Harold Proctor's daily routine had been carved in stone for nearly a decade. Wake up, shower, put in the dentures, grab the brown bag, kiss Edna goodbye, head off to the work site. Supervise. Shoot the breeze with Dave and Mack, whistle at the little bombshells walking past. At lunch, unwrap the brown bag, take out Edn... | 2 | 0 | 14 | 21,789 |
[WP] The Kola Superdeep Borehole is the lowest point underground ever reached by mankind. The Soviets claimed it was a scientific drilling project. They lied. | I'm a petroleum engineer at the Colorado School of Mines. I was trained to drill. It's what I do. I calculate mud weights, mechanical stress, rig lift capabilities, weight on bit, cutting lift potential. I do it all. I cut rock from miles above the surface and let's face it. I'm the fucking best. I'll be shipping out t... | 5 | 0 | 6 | 21,790 |
[WP] "Tell me a story." | "... So there I was, lying in wait for the perfect moment to strike. I was shaking with anticipation, ready for action. It took all I had to not jump out as soon as I saw him."
"How long did it take, Papa?"
"It seemed like *hours*, but I imagine it was only a few minutes. Once everyone's backs were turned, and lept o... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 21,791 |
[WP] "Tell me a story." | -058
"Daddy, tell me a story." Coralee pleaded.
"What kind of story would you like to hear?" He asked.
"Tell me what happened to your little sister." She said after some time in thought. His smile slid off his face like a poached egg off child's plate held at a careless angle. "You don't want to hear that story." He... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 21,792 |
[WP] "Tell me a story." | "Tell me a story." The young boy asked of the hunter. Kristelle paused for a moment, heading towards the small farm beside the market.
"A story, Andi? Hm... Have I told you about the time I met Amethyst here?" She asked, gesturing towards the spectral tiger beside her. The tiger butt her's head into the young boy... | 1 | 0 | 5 | 21,793 |
[WP] "Tell me a story." | "It was supposed to be the party of the year," he told them.
The Children leaned forward eagerly. "What is a party?"
The ancient man closed his eyes against the glare of their attention. "It's . . . it's complicated. When you do something well--but of course, you all do everything well, it's how you are now--you wan... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 21,794 |
[WP] You're in your room, masturbating furiously. Your mother is walking down the hallway, and you hear your name called just as you reach climax... | (Hmm possibly needs tagged as NSFW) | 1 | 0 | 0 | 21,795 |
Two people must compete for their lives in a battle of wits. The game is the poison cup contest played by Indigo Montoya and Vizzini in the Princess Bride. The players are Walter White and Frances Underwood. |
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[WP] A young person comes to grips with the fact that abuse is not normal in a family. | Hikaru was nervous. He'd never been in another person's house before. He had hardly been allowed outside his own house, let alone beyond their fence. Age had made him bolder. He was growing stronger; he would be able to handle the punishment for being out.
It caused a strange thrill in his mind, being out when he wasn... | 9 | 0 | 15 | 21,797 |
[PI] The Wolves of the Underground -- FEB CONTEST | What font did you use? Looks great. And congrats on the submission! | 2 | 0 | 26 | 21,798 |
[PI] The Wolves of the Underground -- FEB CONTEST | I really enjoyed it, certainly a creative use of your title. It's a cool world you've set up and I'd love to see more.
If I had one criticism I guess I'd say that Susan's transformation from initially being shocked at the Host's humanlike appearance to giddily shanking them seemed a bit of a stretch. | 2 | 0 | 26 | 21,799 |
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