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[WP] The robots in the matrix use humans as advanced calculators. What are they calculating and why? | age = 13700000000
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DestructionManifol... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 26,800 |
[WP] World leaders gain amazing powers after coming to power. War becomes a thing of the past, as disputes are now solved in one on one death matches between leaders. | > "I shall fight on the beaches, I shall fight on the landing grounds, I shall fight in the fields and in the streets, I shall fight in the hills. I shall never surrender..." - Winston Churchill
"Unsere Stärke ist unsere Schnelligkeit und unsere Brutalität," said the Fuhrer, addressing the masses from his greyi... | 9 | 0 | 10 | 26,801 |
[WP] You are the doors of an operation room. Describe what you have seen/experienced. | *Swing.*
An old, metal gurney rattles slowly past as I open.
*Swing.*
As I close, I see the gurney round the corner, off to the unknown spaces that I cannot see.
I regard the other side of me, the Room, the Man, the Light. The others have left, the other women and men, those commanded by the Man. They are always th... | 3 | 0 | 14 | 26,802 |
[WP] You are the doors of an operation room. Describe what you have seen/experienced. | I have seen many things as a door. I seen grown men cry, and old men die. I have seen so many things. I have had blood splattered on me, and tears against my wooden, white body. I watch men pace every day,hoping for the best. I watch them, some in anger and sadness as their loved ones die, and some in happiness as thei... | 1 | 0 | 14 | 26,803 |
[WP] Letters from war | Dear Benjamin,
I got the package you sent. It was lovely, thank you. I especially appreciate the ribbon. I tied my hair back with it and unwittingly caused a bout of jealousy from the other girls in my bunk. Technically I'm not allowed to wear it on duty, but at this point everyone knows we're due for some morale adj... | 2 | 0 | 11 | 26,804 |
[WP] Letters from war | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 11 | 26,805 |
[WP] Letters from war | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 11 | 26,806 |
[WP] Letters from war | July 24, 1944
Darling,
I had brought every intention of surviving this war with me as I was shipped out. I promised that I would make it back to you so we could grow old and grey together, sipping tea on out porch and watching kids ride by on their bicycles. I'm going to break that promise. I see burning piles of wha... | 2 | 0 | 11 | 26,807 |
[WP] Letters from war | Chuck--
I haven't much time. We are shipping out soon and the damn rain is falling hard. I hope you can still read this by the time it gets to you, I won't be able to proofread. I can hear your voice in my head, correcting my sentences, telling me which word, which way is what. Doesn't much matter now. I'm fighting th... | 2 | 0 | 11 | 26,808 |
[WP] Letters from war | Dear Mom & Dad,
I hope this finds you well. I know things weren't the best when I left, and I'm sorry for that. I'm sorry for a lot of things, but I guess none of that matters now. Our convoy was hit by an IED, and things didn't go well. The doctors had to take my left leg above the knee, but that's not really the... | 1 | 0 | 11 | 26,809 |
[WP] Letters from war | -Chat Opened-
20/03/2009 17:21 -user Barbstar17 connected-
20/03/2009 17:46 -user off_i_fuck connected-
20/03/2009 17:47 Barbstar17: Hi sweety!
20/03/2009 17:47 off_i_fuck: Mom, I can't stay long, something's happening. You need to do me a favour.
20/03/2009 17:48 Barbstar17... | 4 | 0 | 11 | 26,810 |
[WP] Letters from war | Dear Diana,
We broke ground in Stalingard today. I watched my friends die so many times, and yet I have been so lucky to have survived. I miss you something terrible. Please, stay strong. I got every intention of surviving this war, and you have kept me going every minute of it. When I get home, we're going down to tha... | 1 | 0 | 11 | 26,811 |
[WP] You are tossed into a fictional universe just as you are for 24 hours. The main characters don't know you exist and will not make special time for you. What do you do? | *God, I need a shower.* I turned myself over in bed, heaving with the effort. I had to root through wadded up tissues to find a hairpin, desperate to get my unwashed hair out of my face. I don't do well with the flu. No person has ever felt quite so sorry for themselves with a stuffy nose and a headache.
My hand came... | 11 | 0 | 36 | 26,812 |
[WP] You are tossed into a fictional universe just as you are for 24 hours. The main characters don't know you exist and will not make special time for you. What do you do? | As I filled my sack with yet another golden statue, I hummed to myself my new favorite song.
*Duck tales, a woo hoo* | 32 | 0 | 36 | 26,813 |
[WP] You are tossed into a fictional universe just as you are for 24 hours. The main characters don't know you exist and will not make special time for you. What do you do? | "Hey, excuse me, random stranger sir? Is that the Justice League flying overhead?"
"Why yes it is. Our planet's greatest heroes!"
"Yeah, yeah, that's great. So, do you think it's strange that those people can be so famous yet no one knows who they are?"
"What? No! They're just too smart for that."
*Oh my god, ... | 22 | 0 | 36 | 26,814 |
[WP] You are tossed into a fictional universe just as you are for 24 hours. The main characters don't know you exist and will not make special time for you. What do you do? | I wake up in the forest, the sun bathing over my face. I can sense there's something different about this forest. A feeling that I was surrounded by a power I'd never felt before. A quick scan of the trees around me seems to confirm this. Burn marks, claw marks, and even areas covered in ice are all visible. I wan... | 14 | 0 | 36 | 26,815 |
[WP] You are tossed into a fictional universe just as you are for 24 hours. The main characters don't know you exist and will not make special time for you. What do you do? | *Darkness. It's damp. Something smells really bad - like an acrid stink.*
"Hello?" I cry out. *How long have I been here? And what's this stuff sticking to me... I can't move. Why can't I move?* I try moving my arm but it's glued to the wall. Some kind of thick goop covers my body except for my face and my chest. I tr... | 6 | 0 | 36 | 26,816 |
[WP] You are tossed into a fictional universe just as you are for 24 hours. The main characters don't know you exist and will not make special time for you. What do you do? | As I woke from my bed, as I usually did every morning, I pondered the area me and my bed had journeyed to. Grassy fields around, the early light peaking through a tree's branches. Maybe a prank by a friend? But I live so far away from a grassy field, and I don't think they would go this far... Then I saw it, the most a... | 1 | 0 | 36 | 26,817 |
[WP] You are tossed into a fictional universe just as you are for 24 hours. The main characters don't know you exist and will not make special time for you. What do you do? | First Prompt, woo! Advice is welcome. This is roughly based off of Lord of the Rings.
It started with a kid hiding under a his bed, with a flashlight, reading and rereading Lord of the Rings long after it was time to get some sleep. I’m sure everybody has memories of being that kid, one day or another. This night, it ... | 1 | 0 | 36 | 26,818 |
[WP] You are tossed into a fictional universe just as you are for 24 hours. The main characters don't know you exist and will not make special time for you. What do you do? | I'm not sure how, but I was standing in line. I was just there. Shoulder to shoulder with all the other ... candidates? Someone with a clipboard was walking down the line, reviewing us. I was trying to figure out why when I looked up. I haven't been here in years, but New York City is unforgettable. Except... I live in... | 2 | 0 | 36 | 26,819 |
[WP] You are tossed into a fictional universe just as you are for 24 hours. The main characters don't know you exist and will not make special time for you. What do you do? | Thunder crashes nearby, and the entire office building shakes violently, some of the staff go outside to examine the cause of the noise. Suddenly an explosion rips through the office, I'm thrown off my chair, and most of the office and its staff seems to have been vaporized into a fine red mist.
As I get up, trying to... | 1 | 0 | 36 | 26,820 |
[IP] Un Immortalis | “Sometimes things just don’t go my way” thought the Ranger. “Six days to get over the pass, bear tries to eat my leg while I’m asleep and tears my favorite cloak, *of course* there had to be a fade on the other the side.” It was a typical mirage, man-like form with bony protusions, although this one did have horns. Fad... | 10 | 0 | 11 | 26,821 |
[IP] Un Immortalis | The forest was thick with miasmatic green mist and the unmistakable smell of magic.
Lion drew the bolt of his crossbow back until it clicked, cupping it in his arm. The sudden need to be prepared was palpable. The mog of old trees, alive and dead, had a foreboding to it unlike anything natural, and he misliked the wat... | 2 | 0 | 11 | 26,822 |
[IP] Un Immortalis | My quiver weighing down my back, sweat running down my face, I loaded the crossbow. One shot. That was it. One shot, and then I'll either be dead, or he will. I'm not sweating because I might not win. I knew that I'd likely die from the beginning. I'm sweating because I don't know if I want to win. I don't think he doe... | 1 | 0 | 11 | 26,823 |
[IP] Un Immortalis | The long winter night had been my cover for reaching the guild by morning. I had intended to pass through the little village, it's homes quiet and dark, but warm light still spilled out of the pub, framing drunk farmers as they stumbled towards their homes. As I approached, I felt a power, an energy an energy in my bon... | 1 | 0 | 11 | 26,824 |
[IP] Un Immortalis | "What do you hope to achieve?" its voice both a whisper and a screech as he trudged forward.
"Achieve?" he rasped. "Who said anything about achieve?"
"Then you are a fool," it tore at his soul with every syllable.
His adversary released him. "A fool, I may be. But no greater a fool than you..." He trailed off as hi... | 1 | 0 | 11 | 26,825 |
[WP] Humanity has ended a century long war and as if turning on the light after a decade of darkness, people are momentarily exhilarated. Only now... There is something worse, something way worse. | "We won! The war is over! Victory over the capitalists!" were the headlines of all the major papers, web-news outlets, and new stations. Thousands of people celebrated throughout the streets. This war lasted much longer than the 100 years of fighting. Hell, the buildup for it was a series of wars and global strife, but... | 2 | 0 | 16 | 26,826 |
[WP] Humanity has ended a century long war and as if turning on the light after a decade of darkness, people are momentarily exhilarated. Only now... There is something worse, something way worse. | It was finally over. They called it “The War to End All Wars” or “The Mass Extinction.” It all started early 2014, the government of Ukraine decided to join with Russia. Outraged, the citizens of Ukraine revolted. In fear of losing others alliances on their side, Russian forces moved into Ukraine and attacked. USA, alo... | 3 | 0 | 16 | 26,827 |
EU: What if in Injustice: Gods Among Us, Batman turned evil and ruled the world and Superman formed the resistance? |
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[WP]: "And this is where I keep my soul." | Everybody has their own concept of happiness. Whether it's cracking open a new book after a long day, letting that wondrous smell of paper fill the room, cracking open a beer with friends, watching the game at your local sports bar, or spinning up the latest video game, to walk in someone else's shoes, if only for a m... | 3 | 0 | 15 | 26,829 |
[WP]: "And this is where I keep my soul." | I had a lot of jars on the shelf. Various colors and sizes, a wizard had to keep a good stock. I took inventory, in a casual, unfocused manner, taking note of what I had and where it was. Lizard eyes were running low, might have to take a run to that new liquor store that had a nice magic section. Would they even stock... | 4 | 0 | 15 | 26,830 |
[WP]: "And this is where I keep my soul." | He was unnatural in the way he spoke and carried himself. I assumed that any person of nobility and high rank would be reserved in most company but he was beyond that. It was like nothing could really affect him. Perhaps the rumors were true. It makes sense considering his history and the things he has accomplished. He... | 3 | 0 | 15 | 26,831 |
[WP]: "And this is where I keep my soul." | "And this is where I keep my soul."
The man named Daughtry gestures with a spindly hand towards a small dusty shelf with an old wine bottle placed on top of it. The rest of the home has a certain charm to it. A kind of charm an aged cabin out in Bayou Country would have. It is a quaint home where one would idle the ti... | 3 | 0 | 15 | 26,832 |
[WP]: "And this is where I keep my soul." | "Johnny Whispers! Draw yo gun." The bounty hunter drawled. The sword on his back pulsed with power and the twin rigs on his hip sat loose in their holsters.
Johnny saw the man. He smiled, and slid from his seat on the edge of the porch. Three hounds rose and bared their teeth at the man calling out their master.
"Sit... | 2 | 0 | 15 | 26,833 |
[WP]: "And this is where I keep my soul." | Sometimes, when I would hear footsteps outside my apartment door, I couldn't help but hope that she would come in and toss her purse and keys noisily on the table and tell me how her day was. And when I say "sometimes", I guess I mean every time.
It's been years, and no matter how hard I try, no matter what I do, I'l... | 1 | 0 | 15 | 26,834 |
[WP]: "And this is where I keep my soul." | I was sixteen when they came. The gunshots, the roar of the explosions. Missiles rained down my hometown of Baghdad for hours, as our government desperately tried to escape the city. I was an ordinary boy.
I was later told by my uncle that the US government would continue striking the city in the days to come. He g... | 1 | 0 | 15 | 26,835 |
[WP]: "And this is where I keep my soul." | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 15 | 26,836 |
[WP] Humanity has harnessed dark energy for useful work, with unintended consequences for the fate of the universe. Optional: There is an outcry from the galactic community, but with our new-found technology we have the upper hand militarily. | They say history repeats itself, because it does, that saying seems to fall on deaf ears every time. It happened first with the advent of fusion energy. The surplus allowed for plentiful new technologies, and for some time, things were peaceful. We had eliminated most disease and poverty, the world was generally peacef... | 19 | 0 | 39 | 26,837 |
[WP] Humanity has harnessed dark energy for useful work, with unintended consequences for the fate of the universe. Optional: There is an outcry from the galactic community, but with our new-found technology we have the upper hand militarily. | "At ease, gentlemen."
The collected military, scientific, political, and cultural minds of the Earth Republic did as their President commanded. If the non-military members of the room noted the President's military-like command, they did not indicate their disapproval.
"All right, I know why I'm here, which I assume ... | 10 | 0 | 39 | 26,838 |
[WP] Humanity has harnessed dark energy for useful work, with unintended consequences for the fate of the universe. Optional: There is an outcry from the galactic community, but with our new-found technology we have the upper hand militarily. | Humankind first entered space in 1961. Next they set down on the moon in 1969. After some missteps they hit Martian soil in April of 2030. Then in 2045 came the Titan walk. Following that in 2057 an astronaut took a selfie on dwarf planet 134340. That dwarf planet was formerly named Pluto. In less than a hundred ... | 3 | 0 | 39 | 26,839 |
[WP] Humanity has harnessed dark energy for useful work, with unintended consequences for the fate of the universe. Optional: There is an outcry from the galactic community, but with our new-found technology we have the upper hand militarily. | Michael6501 cursed the blob for the seventeenth time. He was only a jockey, bred in the vats like any normal person. The logger mounted in the cortex tracked that number, 17, and as always it reminded him that it was his P17, seventeen generations back, who had purchased his germline a highborn caste in the Universe ... | 2 | 0 | 39 | 26,840 |
[WP] Humanity has harnessed dark energy for useful work, with unintended consequences for the fate of the universe. Optional: There is an outcry from the galactic community, but with our new-found technology we have the upper hand militarily. | This thread has been linked to from elsewhere on reddit.
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[EU] Write a few minutes of gameplay from a game you like in story form. | "I'm going in," said Pilot.
"Without backup?" asked Father Vanu over the comms. "Son, you're crazy. You'll never get past Allatum in that foul storm of Reavers."
Pilot turned off his comms and quit his squad. He was a lone wolf after all. "Just watch me."
He shifted the control stick of his Scythe, a purple VTOL air... | 4 | 0 | 10 | 26,842 |
[EU] Write a few minutes of gameplay from a game you like in story form. | It was nothing short of a bad joke. Max shook his head, trying to the clear the stars and barbs in his eyes. He glanced at the bottle he held in his hand. "Take no more than 4 per day or as instructed by physician. May cause intestinal bleeding." He'd dutifully ignored both recommendations and he was certainly ble... | 5 | 0 | 10 | 26,843 |
[EU] Write a few minutes of gameplay from a game you like in story form. | The lamp burned in the room like a high noon sun. Sweat dripped down foreheads and necks, pooled in stains at armpits and lower backs. Eyes narrowed, brows furrowed, faces tensed: the next play was coming. All eyes were draw towards the pile in the center of the table.
"Red three," played the fat man, trying to mask h... | 3 | 0 | 10 | 26,844 |
[EU] Write a few minutes of gameplay from a game you like in story form. | Nobody understands how the world became this way. Then again, nobody really tries. The great ocean that surrounds us is unyielding, perhaps unending. Only a handful of moons ago it spit us out onto this rock, seemingly uninhabitable when viewed from a distance. Upon further inspection, the overgrown forests and impassa... | 5 | 0 | 10 | 26,845 |
[EU] Write a few minutes of gameplay from a game you like in story form. | I don't get why all you assholes need your fancy AR-15s and your plate carriers and stupid crap like that.
I take my AK74, my .45 colt, and a double barrel shotgun. They are light, simple, easy to find ammo for, and just as effective as any of this fancy 5.56 bullshit some are fond of taking.
Shit, the only time I ca... | 1 | 0 | 10 | 26,846 |
[EU] Write a few minutes of gameplay from a game you like in story form. | Darkness. And warmth. I slowly open my eyelids. I'm in front of a fire, and I am not as warm as I should be, given its size. I look down at my chest and see the armor is split down the center, dried blood staining the edges of the gouge. My dark, emaciated figure is underneath. My arms are thin, the charred skin ... | 1 | 0 | 10 | 26,847 |
[EU] Write a few minutes of gameplay from a game you like in story form. | Two beggars stand in front of me, one of whom receives a punch to the head from a guard. I move, too. A thick cloth covers this wagon. These beggars are responsible for me. A crazy guy stands in the middle of a shit-filled marketplace. He's yelling about some kind of rebellion. I guess we're about to have one of ... | 1 | 0 | 10 | 26,848 |
[EU] Write a few minutes of gameplay from a game you like in story form. | *Oh God, he's still out there. Why won't he leave me alone?*
Steve realized he was not going anywhere soon. The faint yet unsettling noise could be heard almost constantly. It was enough to drive a man mad.
This makeshift shelter was no match for the creature lurking just feet away – Steve needed to find something ... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 26,849 |
Write the same story with and without caffeine, or a drug of your choice |
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(CC) iscariot - A short story I wrote as a response to a prompt I saw on here: God is found dead. | Not bad, not bad. I like the description... Plenty of wailing and gnashing of teeth.
You should break your ideas into paragraphs though. For example, after the line "Many children lost their mothers that day" I would recommend starting a new paragraph. I'll come back to this after I run a quick errand, so don't think ... | 7 | 0 | 20 | 26,851 |
(CC) iscariot - A short story I wrote as a response to a prompt I saw on here: God is found dead. | I thought that some of your explication didn't fit the mood of the piece; i.e. 'fiery tail' conjures images of a fox or other animal, and doesn't really fit the mood of a gory and violent destruction of the earth. | 1 | 0 | 20 | 26,852 |
(CC) iscariot - A short story I wrote as a response to a prompt I saw on here: God is found dead. | Cool story! But (And I'm just a random person here, so take my critique as you will) I'm a little disoriented by what happened when he found the egg. Was there a time skip after he opened the cupboard, back a few minutes to watch the egg hatching again? I completely didn't get that until I tried to describe why I wa... | 1 | 0 | 20 | 26,853 |
[WP] Rewrite the preamble of the United States constitution in the most creative way possible. | Damn, this is harder than I'd expected. I'll keep trying though | 1 | 0 | 10 | 26,854 |
[WP] Rewrite the preamble of the United States constitution in the most creative way possible. | Everything is better with crappy villanelles.
The United States, formed by the revolution
For reasons that we'll hide not, nor demur,
Establish and ordain this constitution.
We'll form a Union better than before,
And establish Justice, long may it endure,
In the United States, formed by the revolution.
... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 26,855 |
[WP] Rewrite the preamble of the United States constitution in the most creative way possible. | Hi, I'm the People from the United States of America. We work to provide freedom for the lowest prices on the market. Unfortunately, our previous product had some largely overlooked issues that made market adoption difficult. We are releasing a new version and would like to thank the users that provided feedback on our... | 4 | 0 | 10 | 26,856 |
[WP] Rewrite the preamble of the United States constitution in the most creative way possible. | Nigga, fuck yo tea!
EDIT: thought this was declaration of independence. My bad. | 2 | 0 | 10 | 26,857 |
[WP] Dear Darlin', please excuse writing | *I met her on the sun struck summer fields*
*Mesmerized by her radiant smile that she wields*
*I kept glancing at her, playing by the roses*
*Jumping up and down, sometimes doing poses.*
*She was so innocent back then, I remember it clearly*
*Gathering courage to ask, I walked up to her and said "Can I be you... | 2 | 0 | 13 | 26,858 |
[WP] Dear Darlin', please excuse writing | Dear darlin', please excuse witing, the fighting en the fronts has ben somehing firece. I mis you evry day
Love,
James | 1 | 0 | 13 | 26,859 |
[IP] All Shall Love Her And Despair | In the local tongue she was known as G'rtha, which stood for Queen. They did simple tricks for her amusement. It was just part of their rituals. She always did keep the land free from voles and other assorted vermin, and the respected in the town had garments made of her discarded fur. The only garment she herself wor... | 15 | 0 | 22 | 26,860 |
[IP] All Shall Love Her And Despair | "All hail Mittens. May her soft fur shelter us from the cold. May her bright eyes guide us in the dark. All hail Mittens, Mother of Creation," shouted the priest.
"All hail Mittens, Mother of Creation," the the congregation chanted in reply. With that the three hour lecture on the virtues of mittens - her wise leaders... | 6 | 0 | 22 | 26,861 |
[IP] All Shall Love Her And Despair | Mirtha - direct descendant of Bastet, The Cat Queen of War - woke up. She had been sleeping for the last decade, some of her less devout followers going so far as to proclaim her a lie. She opened her eyes and stared out at her land. In the dark of night as it was, her eyes would be an obvious sight to her people.
Mir... | 5 | 0 | 22 | 26,862 |
[IP] All Shall Love Her And Despair | [deleted] | 9 | 0 | 22 | 26,863 |
[IP] All Shall Love Her And Despair | They feared her in the town below. Hilda knew this, as she could see the fear on their face when she went into town to buy bread. Her bread never rose, it would always fall in the centre. Hilda suspected this was because the air wasn't as damp up here than it was in the valley, but she knew what they thought in the... | 3 | 0 | 22 | 26,864 |
[IP] All Shall Love Her And Despair | The locals known her as the Bugkiller. She who flew through the air, pouncing on grasshoppers and flies. The locals known her also as Treeclimber. She who climbed the trees, that no man could. She had only one weakness, only known to the locals, who told no man this one sacred secret. The secret was Fancy Feast Grilled... | 3 | 0 | 22 | 26,865 |
[IP] All Shall Love Her And Despair | She came along out of a dream from the wilderness. Our car was broken down and out of fuel, the winds tore down our structures and made off with our supplies, the radio ran out of batteries about twelve hours ago, and we were arguing over whether to start hiking or camp here and hope someone found us. And all we had we... | 1 | 0 | 22 | 26,866 |
[IP] All Shall Love Her And Despair | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 22 | 26,867 |
[IP] Periwinkle Trails | What amazes me as I look into that beatiful sky,
Is what it took and how many had to die.
Some men sacrificed their families,
Some men sacrificed their lives.
The wind whispers a sad song,
Of a planet that is long gone.
And just behind the clouds,
The sun gives way to a new dawn.
The green fields cover al... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 26,868 |
[WP] Fred Phelps dies, and there is an afterlife, but he quickly finds it is not at all what he expected. | You beat me to it. Nice.
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[WP] Fred Phelps dies, and there is an afterlife, but he quickly finds it is not at all what he expected. | Fred stared.
Slowly, he closed his eyes. He counted to ten. He opened them again.
Nope. No harps, no halos, no hosannas. Quite a lot of pumping techno.
"Oh sweetie," said Saint Peter with a small smile, "it's all in the Bible. God surrounds Himself with beautiful and largely naked male or androgynous figures,... | 27 | 0 | 24 | 26,870 |
[WP] Fred Phelps dies, and there is an afterlife, but he quickly finds it is not at all what he expected. | "Next." The voice sounded tired, jaded, entirely un-majestical to Fred's eager ears. But he barely noticed. This was it. This was what all those years of sacrifice, patience, and sticking to God's eternal plan were for. He'd made it to the big time, baby. The pearly gates were right there- *right there!* Well, fine, th... | 10 | 0 | 24 | 26,871 |
[WP] Fred Phelps dies, and there is an afterlife, but he quickly finds it is not at all what he expected. | I sat on the smooth oak bench in bewilderment as the next person came up to the gate. He had a familiar face, yet I couldn't put my finger on who exactly he was. I turned to comment to the others gathered around when it suddenly dawned on me. Through the binoculars and layers of haze surrounding the figure, I could mak... | 4 | 0 | 24 | 26,872 |
[WP] Fred Phelps dies, and there is an afterlife, but he quickly finds it is not at all what he expected. | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 24 | 26,873 |
[WP] Fred Phelps dies, and there is an afterlife, but he quickly finds it is not at all what he expected. | The room darkened, his family's voices, touch, all of his senses diminish as he loses consciousness.
*some time later*
It wasn't like waking up. It felt more like a dream. He didn't how how he was here, but he was. He didn't know where here is, but here he was. As he looked around expectantly, he was left with a sl... | 3 | 0 | 24 | 26,874 |
[WP] Fred Phelps dies, and there is an afterlife, but he quickly finds it is not at all what he expected. | Death was like a long-awaited sleep, Fred surmised, as he waited in the place, buck naked, and with nothing else to do. Except maybe worry about where he was gonna go now, as everyone else was doing. Buck naked. He didn't have time to think of it, though. He was too busy worrying about where he was gonna go.
Suddenly ... | 2 | 0 | 24 | 26,875 |
[WP] Fred Phelps dies, and there is an afterlife, but he quickly finds it is not at all what he expected. | They said there would be harps in Heaven played by the angels. They didn't lie, not exactly, but they were speaking in the languages of men. It was music composed by the same Creator who taught the wind its words and the sea its drumming. The conductor had a billion years of experience in directing crickets and whip... | 2 | 0 | 24 | 26,876 |
[WP] Fred Phelps dies, and there is an afterlife, but he quickly finds it is not at all what he expected. | "name"
"what?"
"name please"
"uhm, um, Fred Phelps... What is this plac-"
"Fred Phelps, age 84 at death, excomunicated leader of the Westboro Baptist church, widely considered insane, DRI rating is 11.0"
"I'm sorry, what do you mean 'age 84 at death' and DRI?
the woman, who clearly had some form of contempt or un... | 2 | 0 | 24 | 26,877 |
[WP] Fred Phelps dies, and there is an afterlife, but he quickly finds it is not at all what he expected. | Fred grasped the hand of Shirley, he felt the world around him turn to black, a shadowy embrace approached him, his vision narrowed. Fred Phelps was dead.
Fred Phelps never really believed in the things he preached, instead he believed in the black deathly stare which would last all eternity, he never embraced it, in... | 2 | 0 | 24 | 26,878 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | [Random Acts of Pizza] www.reddit.com/r/RAOP
It's a very... strange place indeed. The people there seem to be very generous and also seem to enjoy the meal that is pizza. They carry on conversations about this one food item for what seems like ages. They talk about the toppings, sauces, and even the types of crust the... | 32 | 0 | 660 | 26,879 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | /r/ruralporn - I don't know what a Victorian wilderness explorer would sound like, so nature documentary it is.
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And here we visit the region of /r/ruralporn, home to a rarely encountered animal. These animals belong to the well-known Family of Redditorias and Genus Pornellia. Look at all the different ... | 53 | 0 | 660 | 26,880 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | He crawls through the undergrowth, trying not to disturb the members of the group, who are seated in a tight circle around some unknown object, shoulders raised high against intruders.
"See here Billson." He whispers to his caddy, who is currently carrying the high-tech camera (an exposure time of only thirty second... | 386 | 0 | 660 | 26,881 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | /r/woahdude
Day 1:
Such a fascinating new region Charles and I have discovered. We were travelling along the great new world of Redditopia, when we stumbled into a small clearing. The people here speak English, but with a slow troubled accent, perhaps perpetuated from the broken English of early merchants. Night draws... | 183 | 0 | 660 | 26,882 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | /r/leangains
Here we find the Leangainus, a subspecies of the Redditus. The leangainus are noted for the physical stamina and their incredible ability to both gorge themselves and the subsist on barely a scrap of food for hours at a time.
Species levels seem to have been growing, a trend that baffle researches given ... | 8 | 0 | 660 | 26,883 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | >/r/GoneWilder
wat. | 32 | 0 | 660 | 26,884 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer |
I found myself dropped suddenly into the tunnel of veganism like a crane machine descending on its potential prize. However, unrealistically, I caught the prize immediately.
Here was a mass of self-chosen animals creating peace via depraved gullets. They seemed to prey on the unbelievers like hawks in a field... | 6 | 0 | 660 | 26,885 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | http://www.reddit.com/r/Dreadlocks/
March 17 2014.
I have embarked on a strange journey. I must admit I did not know what to except when I first spoke with /u/wrestles_bears. The idea was ludicrous. I rejected it immediately, but I couldn’t get it out of my head. The prospect of exploring subreddits unknown, the anti... | 5 | 0 | 660 | 26,886 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | Do none of these people use spell check? What is this gibberish? What's a Netherland? | 1 | 0 | 660 | 26,887 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | Dear Humphrey.
I know you're busy at the admiralty nowadays, but my latest discovery requires you most immediate attentions. What I've found in the wilderness of the *redd-it* regions are paramount to our empires security.
I was looking for the fabled gold that lies in the hills around here, but I stumbled across the... | 64 | 0 | 660 | 26,888 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | January 5th, 1879
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Dear Journal,
I know not what strange force has transported me from my London abode to this strange place. All I carry with me are my clothes, my boots, and my rucksack; in it are two weeks' worth of almond cakes, forcemeat and water, along with two packs of earl grey and a copy of Around The W... | 73 | 0 | 660 | 26,889 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | Day 1: The sun beams down on me in this strange new world. Some of the other adventurers with me have given this place a name. They call it "San Jose" and claim the other adventurers have gotten here first.
Day 3: Reports have come in about sharks which leave the bay. This is as preposterous as that duck-beaver the Au... | 8 | 0 | 660 | 26,890 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | /r/trapmuzik
From my vantage point I could only scarcely see the light emanating from his lantern. Slowly fading as he carefully declined the sloping tunnel. I heard him whistle.
"My God, Branigan, to hell with safety! Get down here!"
I threw my pack aside, fastened my rope around a heavy rock nearby. Having descend... | 5 | 0 | 660 | 26,891 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | I left /r/WritingPrompts for a solo expedition at 7:44pm on Monday, March 17, 2014. Weather was clear at moderate temps. Computer was running at low load, no programs had to be closed to embark.
The random button was found between 2 other buttons called "ALL" and "FRIENDS". Other expeditions must be made to explore. U... | 5 | 0 | 660 | 26,892 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | Captain's log – ^17.03.23.26
Our journey has lead us to a new place today. I... I'm not sure what to expect. Not sure I like it. My hands are shaking as I write these lines, half from excitation and half from terror.
This land has been given the name of /r/creepypasta by its native. This doesn't seem to be very enga... | 17 | 0 | 660 | 26,893 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | Day 1
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I have been sent by the president of Redditopia to explore an undiscovered wilderness. He has sent many before me, but none have come out and still clung to their sanity. In fact, there have been some that did not come back at all. None know if they have stayed, or if they were captured, or if they were kill... | 3 | 0 | 660 | 26,894 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | [Day 1]
The region I have just stumbled upon exhibits similarities to some, but in most ways is unlike any place I have heretofore come across. It is a city that, on first blush, seems to resemble others throughout the world their familiar practice of idol worship, but the *objects* of their worship are what are truly... | 0 | 0 | 660 | 26,895 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | My Dear Helen,
It's been nigh three months since I've arrived in this strange land. I realize now what a fool I am to have left you on this mad quest for knowledge. There are some realms that should be known solely to God. Truly those who seek to usurp Him as I have will pay a Price.
Whilst traversing through the we... | 3 | 0 | 660 | 26,896 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 660 | 26,897 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | David swallowed nervously as he tried to keep his hand with the microphone from shaking. This was a special find they had come across, and by accident as well. Shooting from a boat on a vast and deep river with the native jungle in the background and the setting sun turning the water a beautiful gold and crimson, the g... | 0 | 0 | 660 | 26,898 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | Day 239: I write this while I sit at my camp, sipping what the indigenous people call "Omija Cha"...hmm..not quite good as the tea back home but I digress. The last three weeks have been quite exhilarating, as I managed to sneak my way into the "Glorious Golden Land" I have heard legends about...It would seem that they... | 5 | 0 | 660 | 26,899 |
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