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[WP] Your heart can only beat when you are in motion.	[deleted]	1	7	27,000
[WP] Your heart can only beat when you are in motion.	Some people say the world used to be a different place, a slower, calmer, and more relaxed place but that's not the world I've grown up in. I can't fathom a world where people aren't constantly moving. I'm a third generation mover, if I stop moving I'll die, but there's nothing wrong with me. This is how things are now...	1	7	27,001
[WP] Your heart can only beat when you are in motion.	[deleted]	1	7	27,002
[WP] Your heart can only beat when you are in motion.	[deleted]	1	7	27,003
[WP] Your heart can only beat when you are in motion.	I worried for but a moment when they told me; the picture of the earth on the wall, taken from some zenith many tens of thousands of kilometres away, brought the air back to my lungs. Thought I could not hear the rush of the earth, orbiting the sun at an incredible speed, I didn't have to. I could hear my heartbeat, ...	1	7	27,004
[WP] Your heart can only beat when you are in motion.	That evil genie was so very pleased when it cursed me to live only when I was in motion. It started sulking when I pointed out I was on a planet revolving at about 460 metres per second.	2	7	27,005
[WP] The world you live in is basically a videogame, while facing your final boss your life flashes before your eyes, tell me your story and if you beat your final boss.	I jolted awake, only to find myself surrounded by white walls. My mind raced as with each thought impeding on the ones before it. "Where am I?" "Is this Heaven?" None of the scenarios made any sense. Suddenly, a mirror appeared from thin air. That was my sight for only a second, however, because as quickly as the mir...	1	4	27,006
[WP] Moses's burning bush was actually a genetically modified plant from the future, designed to withstand fire.	We watched as Moses fell to his knees in front of B-265F, fear in his eyes. We increased the oxygen of the bush slightly, causing the flames to flare up, tendrils of fire trickling off the edges of the branches. The flare had the desired effect on Moses, causing him to fall face first in front of the bush as some form ...	2	2	27,007
[WP] You're at a restaurant and there are three guys who are overly rowdy and ruining the experience for everybody. Tell me how you deal with them.	You only turn twenty five once. My girlfriend turned twenty five this past Saturday. We had a nice night planned. She had to work that day, so I built her present while she was gone. When she came home, her face lit up brighter than any of the lights we'd be seeing out on the town that night. We were going to her favo...	1	4	27,008
[WP] You're at a restaurant and there are three guys who are overly rowdy and ruining the experience for everybody. Tell me how you deal with them.	"Hey princess. come sit on my lap." I don't want to get involved I just want to eat my pancakes. Everything in my life has turned upside down I should be able to go to IHOP and expect a calm atmosphere and decent pancakes. "Yeah baby, why don't you tell us what you want for christmas?" My pancakes are burnt and t...	1	4	27,009
[WP] Weltschmerz	I was never blessed with much, I came into the world rather unwillingly With a look that spelt trouble from the start. Brown eyes and an imagination That spanned miles and decades Before I could even attend school I was the girl with the sun in her arms, The one the moon followed in the car, The one who ...	2	3	27,010
[WP] Rewrite something you had written months ago.	[Link](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/1uao98/wp_the_world_ends_at_three_am_only_four_teenagers/ceg70cl) to the original, I didn't change much but I still think it's one of my best pieces and I wanted to fix it up a little. --- None of us understand exactly how we know. It was as if we had already had...	5	10	27,011
[WP] Rewrite something you had written months ago.	It’s 2 am and I’m double fisting my gin and tonic and my beer and we sit outside under a empty sky and I tell you its okay to kiss me, please do. You taste slightly of cigarettes and weed and the tip of your tongue sends energy pulses down my spine and I know it’s not the alcohol coursing through my body that’s doing i...	3	10	27,012
[WP] Rewrite something you had written months ago.	[[WP]There is a world where the population is linked together by a collective consciousness. for the first time a child is born disconnected](http://redd.it/1s2kor). This was 3 months ago, and my second submission to /r/writingprompts. * * It was a perfect world. Nobody fought. Nobody starved. Nobody was ever ...	1	10	27,013
[WP] Rewrite something you had written months ago.	[deleted]	1	10	27,014
[WP] Rewrite something you had written months ago.	[deleted]	1	10	27,015
[WP] Rewrite something you had written months ago.	[deleted]	1	10	27,016
[WP] Rewrite something you had written months ago.	Changed the second to last paragraph to make it more fleshed out and less abrupt of a change in tone. Original is [here](http://www.reddit.com/r/writing/comments/1h9zrz/your_chance_to_let_it_all_hang_out_no_mincing/casjmqx?context=3) _____________________________________________________________ I found myself falling...	1	10	27,017
[WP] WWII. A bombed-out town is abandoned save for two snipers, one German, the other French. They've been hunting each other in circles for weeks. No word from HQ. They're starving. Finally, they meet while scavenging in a torched bakery.	[deleted]	0	21	27,018
[WP] WWII. A bombed-out town is abandoned save for two snipers, one German, the other French. They've been hunting each other in circles for weeks. No word from HQ. They're starving. Finally, they meet while scavenging in a torched bakery.	Check out the novel 'White Star' by James Thayer if you are interested in reading about a sniper duel. Fantastic fiction and backed up by a ton of research	0	21	27,019
[WP] WWII. A bombed-out town is abandoned save for two snipers, one German, the other French. They've been hunting each other in circles for weeks. No word from HQ. They're starving. Finally, they meet while scavenging in a torched bakery.	Almost unharmed was a oven, unharmed in the way that the pilot light was broken, but nevertheless, was a pan of bread that had survived. In the small bakery, the French man stared the German down, as the German man was doing the same. Both were well trained snipers and very well equiped, but you can't eat bullets, as t...	18	21	27,020
[WP] WWII. A bombed-out town is abandoned save for two snipers, one German, the other French. They've been hunting each other in circles for weeks. No word from HQ. They're starving. Finally, they meet while scavenging in a torched bakery.	It had been a rough week for Jean-Claude. Far rougher than the combat of the past several months, and far more nerve-wracking. Grosseto, Italy was now a shell of its former glory, and it looked more and more each day like a pile of rubble rather than a town. He had been cut off from his unit, Les Snipadores, after they...	0	21	27,021
[WP] WWII. A bombed-out town is abandoned save for two snipers, one German, the other French. They've been hunting each other in circles for weeks. No word from HQ. They're starving. Finally, they meet while scavenging in a torched bakery.	Check out the movie Enemy at the Gates if you haven't seen it already. Kinda similar to this, great movie too.	3	21	27,022
[WP] WWII. A bombed-out town is abandoned save for two snipers, one German, the other French. They've been hunting each other in circles for weeks. No word from HQ. They're starving. Finally, they meet while scavenging in a torched bakery.	Click "Don't move." I knew it. I heard the rocks move outside but I was so focused on that loaf of bread. I haven't eaten in days, I haven't heard from HQ in days, and here I am. With a pistol pointed at my ear. "I see you found some bread. Give it here." He sounded like a dog as he tore into the loaf, ripping...	2	21	27,023
[WP] WWII. A bombed-out town is abandoned save for two snipers, one German, the other French. They've been hunting each other in circles for weeks. No word from HQ. They're starving. Finally, they meet while scavenging in a torched bakery.	He raised a gloved hand, wiping a thumb over the glass of the rifle scope to clear the condensation that had built up from his warm breath in the cold morning air. December had come and gone, and weeks of hunger and exhaustion left him trembling as the winter air caressed his frigid features. All the padding and fabric...	5	21	27,024
[WP] WWII. A bombed-out town is abandoned save for two snipers, one German, the other French. They've been hunting each other in circles for weeks. No word from HQ. They're starving. Finally, they meet while scavenging in a torched bakery.	He was trained for this. He was able to disassemble and reassemble his weapon faster than anyone in his unit. He was the best distance runner. He was able to shoot 15 targets in 5 seconds. He was... absolutely starving. Sargent Bauer slipped in the back door of the destroyed bakery hoping to find something the rub...	1	21	27,025
[WP] WWII. A bombed-out town is abandoned save for two snipers, one German, the other French. They've been hunting each other in circles for weeks. No word from HQ. They're starving. Finally, they meet while scavenging in a torched bakery.	Another plane flies past overhead and wakes me up from my sleep... if you can even call it that. I've been playing a game of cat and mouse with this Frenchman but who the characters are, I'm not even sure myself. All I know is that I have naps that last a fraction of what I hope they would. Although, I supposed if I sl...	1	21	27,026
[WP] What does it mean for someone, or something, to be normal	In regards to a community, statistically speaking, normal is the common state of the majority. If ten people are in the group and eight of them tie their shoes with a double bow, then for the group, normal would be to tie a double bow. For an individual, normal is statistically the most common way you do any given tas...	1	4	27,027
[WP] What does it mean for someone, or something, to be normal	[deleted]	1	4	27,028
[WP] What does it mean for someone, or something, to be normal	[deleted]	1	4	27,029
[WP] What does it mean for someone, or something, to be normal	[deleted]	1	4	27,030
[WP] What does it mean for someone, or something, to be normal	"Normal People Suck" It's a saying that I've repeated many times to many people. Never out of animosity or an intolerance of others, but always for other reasons. I supposed oftentimes it was out of lack of self-confidence in myself. I had always felt that I was different, and by saying "Normal People Suck", I was ess...	1	4	27,031
[WP] A love tale that is set to be a classic adored by many teenage girls akin to 'The Notebook' et. all ... until the final scene.	My stomach was queasy. But then, he always had that effect. He stepped up our beach deck--his white shirt artfully unbuttoned twice down the chest, the sleeves rolled up near his elbows--all aglow in gold light. I sat on the wood bench, leg tucked under, holding a book up to the light. He didn't say hello. He just c...	7	7	27,032
[WP] A love tale that is set to be a classic adored by many teenage girls akin to 'The Notebook' et. all ... until the final scene.	...as the ringing of the telephone pulled Tracy back to reality. She got up from her chair and headed to the kitchen to answer the phone. Rebecca was setting a girl's night out, so she was probably calling back to confirm the plans. The caller ID read "Private Number." Hesitantly, Tracy picked up the phone. "Hello...	5	7	27,033
[WP] "You promised!!" he growled.	"You promised!!" He growled. "You calling me a liar?" The man asked. "Yes. I'm calling you a liar. You promised. You promised to kill me." Simon's brow was furrowed and his face was beet red. "You know something? I don't think you're greatful. Do you know how hard it is to kill someone and hide the evidence from the...	1	4	27,034
[WP] "You promised!!" he growled.	[deleted]	1	4	27,035
[WP] "You promised!!" he growled.	[deleted]	1	4	27,036
[WP] "You promised!!" he growled.	[deleted]	1	4	27,037
[WP] "You promised!!" he growled.	[deleted]	2	4	27,038
[WP] "You promised!!" he growled.	"You promised!" He growled. "Not today buddy." I responded to the young boy. "You promised if I cleaned my room, you would take us out for ice cream!" He crossed his arms tightly, glaring at me. "Tomorrow buddy." "No! Now!" He growled yet again. "Braxton, you know I'm really busy, and I don't have time t-" "Now!" "...	1	4	27,039
[WP] "You promised!!" he growled.	"You promised!!" he growled. I glanced up to see him standing in the shadows, glaring at me resentfully from across the room. I quickly looked away and stared at my feet. "I know" I whispered, the words barely audible despite the echoing silence which engulfed the room. "I need you to do this, Sarah" he said, taking a ...	2	4	27,040
[WP] You are sent back in time to kill Joseph Stalin.	I shouldn't be this nervous. From the day I was born, I've been conditioned for the task at hand. 31 years of intense training and preparation have been put into this moment. 31 years. That is the age that was deemed to be the peak of the physical and mental ability of a male. When the statement from President Nixon...	2	4	27,041
[WP] Someone notices that mild-mannered coworker runs away every time a villain appears, and returns after the hero leaves asking how it went.	There was something about Clark. I couldn't place a finger on it at first. I always thought he was just a shy and timid guy, and that's why whenever anything came up he was the first to disappear. I soon came to realize however, that whenever Clark disappeared, Superman would appear not a minute later. And then the mo...	4	12	27,042
[WP] Someone notices that mild-mannered coworker runs away every time a villain appears, and returns after the hero leaves asking how it went.	Ultra Super Guy gave the civilians one final dashing wink and grin before zooming into the air, leaving the wreckage of the office building behind. Relief and happiness surged through Greg who was just glad to be alive and well another day, a destiny denied to many in the City. He picked up his broken picture frame o...	1	12	27,043
[WP] Someone notices that mild-mannered coworker runs away every time a villain appears, and returns after the hero leaves asking how it went.	Henry started to suspect something was up with Peter after the second Electro incident. The whole office was panicking and all of a sudden Peter was nowhere to be found. He didn't seem like the most athletic kid, and the speed of the disappearing act is probably what made Henry suspicious in the first place. Then Sp...	2	12	27,044
[WP] Someone notices that mild-mannered coworker runs away every time a villain appears, and returns after the hero leaves asking how it went.	"Hey, have you ever noticed that Dave's never around when...." "He's with Katie. Duh."	1	12	27,045
[WP] In his first semester at a University halfway across the country, a young freshman finds himself at his first college party. It, however, is not at all what he expects.	"God fucking dammit, where the hell is she?" He muttered to himself idly as he wandered through the crowded room. A tall girl with stringy blonde hair that stuck to her face looked at him. His face scrunched up at her glance. She looked like a rat. They all looked like rats. He pictured everyone in the room scurrying a...	1	5	27,046
[WP] In his first semester at a University halfway across the country, a young freshman finds himself at his first college party. It, however, is not at all what he expects.	The door opened, and all was silent. Headphones, stuck on everyones heads, emitted a barely noticeable, and inaudible drone. The devices being listened to looked practically futuristic. The future was really coming quickly, he thought to himself. Everyone's really quiet. Is this how college parties work? He didn't thi...	1	5	27,047
[WP]: Your father – a dictator – has just been diagnosed with cancer	Dad wasn't talking much at dinner. He asked Lily and me how our days was, but I could tell that he wasn't really listening. He looked like he had something on his mind. "How was work today, Dad?" "Fine, son." "Do anything exciting? Were there any executions today?" "Not really, no. I just sat in my office." He...	3	6	27,048
[WP]: Your father – a dictator – has just been diagnosed with cancer	"A true leader is not measured by his wealth or power but by the legacy he leaves behind." These were the only words of wisdom my father had given me, or rather the only point in time he actually talked to me. I spent most of my life in a private school with my older brother, Dmitri. My father always locked himself a...	2	6	27,049
[WP]: Your father – a dictator – has just been diagnosed with cancer	‘The Dictator has Cancer!’ The words played over and over again in Simon’s head, two days ago his brother and call him up excited and barely able to contain himself. Simon was more restrained however, the news reported their Father, His Honour General Havinton was suffering from cancer and not expected to survive the w...	2	6	27,050
[WP]: Your father – a dictator – has just been diagnosed with cancer	(I'm dong this on my phone, so I apologize for spelling/grammar.) As I heard the diagnosis, I did not sadden. I did not cry, I did not have a single feeling of despair. Instead... I smiled. I grinned as I walked out the door, so neither my father or the doctor would see me. I looked back with one look of false sorrow ...	2	6	27,051
[WP]: Your father – a dictator – has just been diagnosed with cancer	[deleted]	1	6	27,052
[WP]: Your father – a dictator – has just been diagnosed with cancer	Garin and I rode in silence, as we always did. Although for something so routine, there seemed today to be an air of uneasiness to the quiet. Even though I could not fully glimpse Garin's face from the back seat of the town car, I could somehow sense the corners of his lips contorting, his patronizing tongue twi...	1	6	27,053
[wp] The first line of your story must include 'and I caught him with, of all things, a fishing pole'.	"...and I caught him with, of all things, a fishing pole." "A fishing pole? The one in his hand?" "YES! It was amazing! He was so loudly running around. I only left him for a second. I should have known be-" "And he stopped screaming? Moving?" "Just as he is now." "I've never seen him so calm." She smiles, looking...	1	13	27,054
[wp] The first line of your story must include 'and I caught him with, of all things, a fishing pole'.	“And I caught him with, of all things, a fishing poll!”, as the words left Katie’s mouth she broke into a light laugh that had the hollow echo of someone telling an old story and expecting others to laugh at the prompt. Katie ran her long delicate fingers through her crimson hair that flowed to her lower back like a li...	3	13	27,055
[wp] The first line of your story must include 'and I caught him with, of all things, a fishing pole'.	It took me almost an hour of pushing through bush and hedgerows and I caught him with, of all things, a fishing pole. Sgt. Harrison had detailed myself and two other guys from second squad to go out on a early morning patrol before the push into St. Gilles. Petty retribution for winning in the card game last night I gu...	2	13	27,056
[wp] The first line of your story must include 'and I caught him with, of all things, a fishing pole'.	"There he was, standing over the toilet, and I caught him with, of all things, a fishing pole." The girl began sobbing lightly as she looked over at her grandfather, the man who got her through everything. "Honey, I think it's time you leave the room for a while." Her mother didn't understand, she was 13 now, she was...	3	13	27,057
[wp] The first line of your story must include 'and I caught him with, of all things, a fishing pole'.	“I haven’t even gotten to the best part of the story!” she yelled over her friends’ laughter, “He finally let me in his room and I caught him with, of all things, a fishing pole right between his legs! He----” Gales of laughter bowled her over again – the little embellishments she’d made to the story were infinitely mo...	1	13	27,058
[wp] The first line of your story must include 'and I caught him with, of all things, a fishing pole'.	When I was thirteen, I finally managed to reel in a friend, and I caught him with, of all things, a fishing pole. I spent the first 13 years of my life without any knowledge of social interaction at all, being "home-schooled", and with both parents being out of the house most hours of the day, coming home late at night...	1	13	27,059
[wp] The first line of your story must include 'and I caught him with, of all things, a fishing pole'.	"...And I caught him with, of all things, a fishing pole", Patrolman Marky laughed, leaning against the coffee machine at the precinct. "Shit," said the man with him, who's name Marky couldn't quite remember, though they had been working together for years, "Can't believe it. Twenty yards from a murder, didn't hear a ...	3	13	27,060
[wp] The first line of your story must include 'and I caught him with, of all things, a fishing pole'.	[deleted]	2	13	27,061
[wp] The first line of your story must include 'and I caught him with, of all things, a fishing pole'.	I'd finally found him, and I caught him with, of all things, a fishing pole. I don't know what I was expecting, but definitely not this man. This man with his stupid hat and his stained cargo shorts. This man with skin more burnt than tanned and who smelled like rotting fish. This moment was the culmination of year...	2	13	27,062
[wp] The first line of your story must include 'and I caught him with, of all things, a fishing pole'.	There I sat in my dark, damp office, motionless but dripping with nervous sweat, cigarette smoke pierced by the rays of early moonlight through the blinds, tasked with devising a writing prompt for /r/WritingPrompts and all I had was "The first line of your story must include 'and I caught him with, of all things, a fi...	3	13	27,063
[wp] The first line of your story must include 'and I caught him with, of all things, a fishing pole'.	....And I caught him, of all things, with a Fishing pole. A goddamn Fishing pole. The new guy let out an astonished whistle before slowly taking a step back. "So...do you think this is...?" His words came out calmer than his now visably rattled composure. "Yeah. Another victim. Help me out, Russ." Russell O'Malley....	2	13	27,064
[WP] Write a fairy tale about something that's happened to you in the past 6 months.	[deleted]	1	3	27,065
[WP] God makes himself known to humanity. What does the next 24 hours look like?	[deleted]	1	18	27,066
[WP] God makes himself known to humanity. What does the next 24 hours look like?	[deleted]	1	18	27,067
[WP] God makes himself known to humanity. What does the next 24 hours look like?	[deleted]	1	18	27,068
[WP] God makes himself known to humanity. What does the next 24 hours look like?	Too long for a comment, but [here's the link](https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B2ueCxSxmEA0eHdxci0ybno0dDQ/edit?usp=sharing) you can see my response at...	2	18	27,069
[WP] God makes himself known to humanity. What does the next 24 hours look like?	"Now, if you'll open your books to John 19:1 -" The priest was interrupted by the opening of the large wooden church doors. The congregation turned their heads to see that the disturbance was none other than Timothy Smith who seemed to have something important to say to the priest. Murmurs could be heard as the seven y...	16	18	27,070
[WP] God makes himself known to humanity. What does the next 24 hours look like?	"Come on Isaac, you know that it's gotta be something obviously wrong. Maybe a calibration error, or--" "I'm telling you, John, you can ask anyone that was in the lab, and they'll tell you the same damn thing I've been saying to you for the last ten minutes!" John didn't even break stride as he accepted the folio of ...	2	18	27,071
[WP] It's been 25 years since the Batman was last seen. Gotham City is filled with crime. Ever since Bruce Wayne passed away, the unemployment rate skyrocketed. You've decided enough is enough.	Even though a lot of people thought he was a menace, he really did help. Bruce Wayne did more for us than any single person has ever done before. Ever since he passed Gotham hasn't been the same. Enough is enough, I need to get out of this hell-hole. I'm moving to Metropolis. >Richard Frost - Posted 12 minutes a...	-1	7	27,072
[WP] It's been 25 years since the Batman was last seen. Gotham City is filled with crime. Ever since Bruce Wayne passed away, the unemployment rate skyrocketed. You've decided enough is enough.	Bruce Wayne had been wrong about many things. Sure. Fear had it's uses. But despair. Despair was a different weapon altogether - the new breed of madness descendant. Eric Lim had had enough of the shackles. It was time to take off the gloves and give Gotham the villain it deserved. Evil couldn't be fought with r...	2	7	27,073
[WP]You and your friends are playing some kind of old ritual game, something went wrong, You were all going to die one by one, witnessing each death of another. And for some reason, your death has something to do with your personalities/habbits.	[deleted]	2	8	27,074
[WP] Write a letter to your greatest flaw.	Dear total lack of confidence, Fake it 'til you make it. Fake it 'til you make it. Fake it 'til you make it. That's the mantra, every day. You really don't know what we're doing. I'm flying by the seat of my pants and hoping to God that you don't make me trip over my tongue the next time I open my stupid mouth. ...	7	11	27,075
[WP] Write a letter to your greatest flaw.	To my hurdle: I don’t know where to begin with you. You are my most despicable adversary, without a doubt. You sabotage my mind until nothing remains bar an unsalvageable mass of shouldas, wouldas, and couldas. I cannot begin to explicate the numerous times I have found myself in a paralyzing predicament. You are Deat...	2	11	27,076
[WP] Write a letter to your greatest flaw.	I don't know why you creep up on me. I don't know what you want, and I don't want you anywhere near me anymore. That was the old me - maturity has taken me a long way. It would be better if you would just leave. Go. Why couldn't you have been something else? Out of everything I could have felt, you decided to make thi...	2	11	27,077
[WP] Write a letter to your greatest flaw.	[deleted]	3	11	27,078
[WP] Write a letter to your greatest flaw.	[deleted]	1	11	27,079
[WP] Write a letter to your greatest flaw.	To whom it may concern, It has come to our attention that on the night of March 16th, 2014 between the hours of 5:00pm to 11:00pm you flipped through several TV channels while eating dinner, browsed Reddit, played TagPro, and watched 2 episodes of Homeland before finally going to sleep. We are aware that this is not...	5	11	27,080
[WP] Write a letter to your greatest flaw.	[deleted]	3	11	27,081
[WP] Write a letter to your greatest flaw.	Dear happiness, You come and go as you please with no regard. You are a coward. You are a fraud. You are not real. You are the monster under my bed. I hate you. Just leave me alone. Regards, Bob	3	11	27,082
[WP] Write a letter to your greatest flaw.	Dear secret anger, You make me hate myself. I have so much hate inside my soul, and you lie in the weeds and scream inside my head! And it's always just when I think it's all about to be okay. You can't overlook anything. You have to always be right, you try so hard to make me make you screech to stop that which you f...	3	11	27,083
[WP] Write a letter to your greatest flaw.	Dearest mental illness, I will no longer let you define me. I'm talking to you major depression and crippling anxiety. I finally kicked your friend addiction in the ass and I am done letting life pass me by. Thanks for the memories, YoMamaMyLlama	2	11	27,084
[WP] Write a letter to your greatest flaw.	I don't want this to come across as some kind of worthless platitude about hidden strengths, and fuck if I'm going to be someone else's inspirational story. But you know, autoimmune arthritis, you sure do know how to show someone how much they can go through and still stay (mostly) sane. It's like what I try to tell ...	2	11	27,085
[WP] Write a letter to your greatest flaw.	[deleted]	1	11	27,086
[WP] Write a letter to your greatest flaw.	Dear Rumi, I hate you. I hate the fact that you keep me up at night. I hate the fact that you make me regret every decision I ever make. I hate the fact that you have the same name as that poet. I loathe you. I loathe the way you force me to watch the same reel over and over again, night after night. I loathe the wa...	2	11	27,087
[WP] Write a letter to your greatest flaw.	Dear My-Lazy-Self, Every day I tell you to do it, and you say you are going to too. "I'll start soon. Let me just finish this thing first." Finish what? There's nothing to finish except your work. You always say you will but you never carry it out. When was the last time you finished your homework before midnight? Wh...	1	11	27,088
[WP] Write a letter to your greatest flaw.	For all the time, effort and energy you need I simply do not get a any sort of return for your 'services'. In fact I would go as far to say as you hold me back, slow me up and bring me down. You run like clockwork but for the wrong purpose. Efficiency for all the wrong reasons. If you were your counter-balance you wo...	2	11	27,089
[WP] Write a letter to your greatest flaw.	[deleted]	2	11	27,090
[WP] Write a letter to your greatest flaw.	Drafts (1) Dear Laziness I am writing you to	1	11	27,091
[WP] Write a letter to your greatest flaw.	Dearest love, I know we've had this talk before and I am so sorry that I am rehashing it yet again. But, like you, this feeling has not gone away. Like you, it is still here. Haunting. Beautiful. Maddening. I always thought you would be the one to protect me, to make the world right when all seemed wrong. Don't...	2	11	27,092
[WP] Write a letter to your greatest flaw.	Dear self-doubt. Go fuck yourself. (Did I do that right?)	2	11	27,093
The Joker hosts an Open-Mic at a Gotham Comedy Club.	"Let me show you a magic trick." Jesus Fucking Christ "It's a comedy club jackass!," I yell aloud. I'm fucking drunk, I know it. I've had a few too many, and, by the look on my girl's face, haven't impressed her with my shenanigans. The faggot in make-up on stage is mumbling something inaudible, hitting himself with...	4	12	27,094
The Joker hosts an Open-Mic at a Gotham Comedy Club.	"Ladies, and gentlemen of Gotham, welcome one and all to open mic night at this fine establishment. Tonight this is no longer the Gotham Laugh Factory, but instead Baty's Funeral Committee. HAhaHAha, our caped crusader aside, I find it prudent that we set some ground rules for the comedy of this evening. I refuse to en...	2	12	27,095
A conversation between the people who know what's up with MH 370 [WP]	Mark a good friend of mine from highschool. Just saw him at the supermarket down the road. What is going on right now? Let me just sit down a second and recuperate. "Mark! What the hell is up man! Long time no see!" Mark responded quickly in a seemingly stark tone. "Go Away" I looked at him, "Just like the old ...	2	1	27,096
[CS] Freddie waits as his affair seems to coming crashing down around him	"What the hell am I doing?' he thought. "Under the bed? Really? Sometimes you're such an idiot!" Freddie knew this time his idiotic thought process was going to get him killed. His luck had run out this time for sure. "When I find you, you son of a bitch, I'm going to kill you!" the other man yelled. Freddie spent his...	2	3	27,097
[WP] You awake one morning and you can hear everyone's thoughts completely unedited.	"Oh great, the little fuck face is awake. Time to take him to school." - Mom (i'm sure she's just kidding though!) "These students are learning, and I am teaching them. Yes, must learn. Big wolf hunt red fox." - my biology teacher during instruction Realizing my new-found ability, I decide to take advantage of it and...	1	4	27,098
[WP] You awake one morning and you can hear everyone's thoughts completely unedited.	My eyes open to harsh sunlight filtering through tattered drapes. I should fix those, I think, the prospect of sleeping past sunrise flirting with my still-waking mind. The morning begins as most mornings do, my bare feet leading my swaying body toward the bathroom. Through squinted lids, I catch glimpse of an excuse...	2	4	27,099

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