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[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 660 | 26,900 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | This is a fun prompt! Good on ya! | 0 | 0 | 660 | 26,901 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | I ran through the underbrush of the savannah, keeping my head low, with the sun beating on my back. No tales of any discovery could prepare me for what I was about to see.
The underbrush and other vegetation abruptly ceased, and I crawled out of it to find a camp of some sort, inhabited by many variety of man, from th... | 1 | 0 | 660 | 26,902 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | Certainly, there is something about this area that draws a combination of disgust and admiration. The frequents do not appear to be well educated and the comments... they are truly something else. The standard colloquial greeting appears to be "Dayum" {day-uhm} and "Shiiiit" {Sheeee-it}. The designers of this place see... | 1 | 0 | 660 | 26,903 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | I had thought that my experience had prepared me for this day. I had hunted lions on the savannah, shot bison on the plains, and even conquered the mighty rhinoceros. But there was nothing that could have prepared me for what was to come.
At first, much to my chagrin, I blacked out. What I had seen was too horrible ... | 1 | 0 | 660 | 26,904 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | With unfortunate circumstance, I stumbled into an active village of unusual natives. My person had been searched and all I have is the memory of my current predicament. So much activity blurs my vision. The colors I witness are sometimes drab, then spectacle rainbow, and concludes with head pain from an injury I am unc... | 2 | 0 | 660 | 26,905 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | Day 1: Very interesting place we have here. Discovered it with no sense of direction.
I asked my partner what he thought as he was exploring the reaches of the place, said it was all to much to bear.
It is...what I call inquisitively odd, strange in the way the place works.
For instance, every motion is repeated, every... | 0 | 0 | 660 | 26,906 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | May 24: Finally reached the rumored village. There are only a handful of inhabitants in view, but the setup of the area implies a larger population. I will attempt to stay out of view and simply observe for now.
May 25: The inhabitants here are a curious group: overwhelmingly male, and the few females seem uninteres... | 0 | 0 | 660 | 26,907 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | /r/confessions/
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This place is strange, yet somehow familiar. The underbelly of society. A place where I find some things that I think about but dare not to act out or speak of. I find other things that are simply unheard of, and even my fucked up mind can't comprehend.
This place isn't cute, fa... | 5 | 0 | 660 | 26,908 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | r/alex
Ladies and gentlemen, we have here something truly remarkable! I have stumbled upon a strange new habitat, the likes of which may alter the face of Reddit as we know it. Follow me!
This area appears to be populated by a functioning community of inhabitants who share the name Alex. How interesting! What's say w... | 3 | 0 | 660 | 26,909 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | /r/ModernMagic
I fear for my life, I and my weary companions have stumbled into some form of voodoo cult, a 'gathering of magic'. from what I can tell they primarily use supernatural 'cards' (A descendant of Tarot? must compare to notes) to unleash traps and summon monsters to destroy their enemies, I must r... | 2 | 0 | 660 | 26,910 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | I'd been tasked by the queen to explore the Amazon. I'd never expected this. This tribe appears to devote itself to a particular range within the Amazon, calling it /r/amazonunder20.
Based on a difficult series of hand-gestures and pidgin, I've recorded their beliefs and practices here. These people share amongst them... | 1 | 0 | 660 | 26,911 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | *Diary of a Wayfarer*
*Day 35*
Today I am proud to say that we have succeeded in convincing the natives of this land to take us down a river away from this place. For two small baskets of silver, no less. (These natives are not so easy to take our beads and blankets, unfortunately given how successful such gifts were... | 2 | 0 | 660 | 26,912 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | March 18th, 1881: We have arrived at the island that Sir Worchestershire of the HMS Barking had described. As we were told, there is evidence of light settlement on the island and its land appears to be lush and temperate. Marvelous. At the very least we can resupply our provisions. I am tired of hard tack and it has b... | 3 | 0 | 660 | 26,913 |
[WP]: Click "random", and study the subreddit you got. Write about your discoveries like a victorian wilderness explorer | I know this is an old post and all, but this is just such a golden prompt that I have to write something before it gets archived...
*July 24th, 1814*
My name is Oliver Sebastian, and I have been selected by the Majesty herself to lead an expeditionary force to explore the uncharted Random Seas. We have been granted... | 2 | 0 | 660 | 26,914 |
[WP] A conflict arises between two coworkers over the use of an iPad. | Didn't know that Apple's advertising department searched for ideas like this | 1 | 0 | 7 | 26,915 |
[WP] A conflict arises between two coworkers over the use of an iPad. | Dave held the tablet in front of him, taunting.
"Come on man its right here, just grab it."
Tom felt himself growing angry, it was the same shit every day with Dave. Tom knew he was obviously the easy target, as he was a bit more slow than the others in the office as well as quite a bit larger. His mom had warned hi... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 26,916 |
[WP] Jobs exist where you "take" illnesses to spare the rest of humanity. | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 15 | 26,917 |
[WP] Jobs exist where you "take" illnesses to spare the rest of humanity. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 15 | 26,918 |
[WP] Jobs exist where you "take" illnesses to spare the rest of humanity. | “57.4%” the nurse muttered stoically as she averted her gaze from me. 57.4%: that was the machine’s best guess at how much I’d taken in since I started coming here. I barely knew a thing before I’d started, and I still don’t know much at all, except that once I hit 100%, I was as sure as dead.
I took the meager sum t... | 4 | 0 | 15 | 26,919 |
[WP] Jobs exist where you "take" illnesses to spare the rest of humanity. | I remember my father telling me, "Charlie, as long as you're doing better than someone else, you have no reason to be ashamed. As long as you're doing better than most, you have reason to be proud."
It was a weird thing to hear at six, and sad. Dad made an example of two people, first pointing out the window to the ga... | 3 | 0 | 15 | 26,920 |
[WP] Jobs exist where you "take" illnesses to spare the rest of humanity. | "You did great, honey. You did great." A man strokes his wife sweat-drenched hair away from her face. She lies in the bed wearing a disheveled hospital gown.
"Where is she?" The woman asks of her husband, urgently.
"She is with the doctors. Don't worry this is normal procedure. You remember how it went with Brandon."... | 2 | 0 | 15 | 26,921 |
[WP]The most awesome/perfect/successful/whatever person in the world realizes (s)he only exists in someone's fantasy | My first try at a writing prompt! I hope you like it.
Walking down the road with a good friend on a clear October night is an ideal time to swap stories. Side by side, with your breath billowing up in clouds of steam, you have the streets to yourselves. Unfortunately it was on this particular night that my best frien... | 3 | 0 | 15 | 26,922 |
[WP]The most awesome/perfect/successful/whatever person in the world realizes (s)he only exists in someone's fantasy | Miley Cyrus' abs were perfect. This she knew from looking in the mirror, because she wasn't fucking blind. She was tan and young and she had a blonde dusting of body hair that only served to make her even more attractive. Combined with her rocking breasts, tight ass, and long legs: she was a male fantasy and she kne... | 1 | 0 | 15 | 26,923 |
[WP] You made a deal with the Devil, and now he's come to collect. | I hear the knock at the door as my room goes cold. The fire still burns but it now does nothing to help the chills in my soul. The light flickers and dies, leaving my room in almost total darkness. I know who is at the door, and stumble towards it. The door opens by itself; I do not know why I even bothered getting up.... | 3 | 0 | 14 | 26,924 |
[WP] You made a deal with the Devil, and now he's come to collect. | "It happened last night. I just got back from my concert, I remember seeing his face in the sea of people chanting my name. But he didn't chant my name, hell he didn't even smile. He just stared at me. Those eyes... like an eagle's eyes. No emotion, just calculations. Probably wondering how to grab me without causing a... | 2 | 0 | 14 | 26,925 |
[WP] You made a deal with the Devil, and now he's come to collect. | The cold hard stone floor was empty, save a pile of red cloth in the middle of the room. More specifically: a red night gown. The room was gloomy. The only source light was the moon light, creating square patterns on the floor the shape of windows. He lit a candle. The room was gloomy and dark, but felt safer with the ... | 10 | 0 | 14 | 26,926 |
[WP] You made a deal with the Devil, and now he's come to collect. | I entered the office with a nonchalant glance at the receptionist. I moved my hands into the pockets of my pea coat as I approached the desk and stood waiting for her to finish the phone call she was on and offer me her attention.
"Ah. Mr. Guenther, He has been expecting you. Do you mind taking a seat while I check t... | 4 | 0 | 14 | 26,927 |
[WP] You made a deal with the Devil, and now he's come to collect. | I almost choke on the stale cigar stink of the rundown old pub. My view from the far side of the bar allows me to see over the raggedy pool tables where some drunken old patrons knock around the cue ball aimlessly. The clack of the billiard balls is the only sound that interrupts the outdated jukebox music, scratchily ... | 2 | 0 | 14 | 26,928 |
[WP] You made a deal with the Devil, and now he's come to collect. | **Devil Inside My Sleeve**
I owe the Devil.
Sometimes, he walks with me
through the smokey bar room
carrying my Hennessy.
He was right there beside me
the first night we hooked up,
and if my hands were everywhere,
it's because we had a threesome in my truck.
I tried to make him leave
the night ... | 3 | 0 | 14 | 26,929 |
[WP] You made a deal with the Devil, and now he's come to collect. | "Henry, it's time to collect..." An icy voice reverberated through my skull, sending chills down my spine.
"Oh god, already?" I replied, cringing as my eyes climbed the slender figure before me, stopping at those fiery eyes.
"You gave up god a long time ago. How has these past 5 years been?" He replied, his voice sli... | 2 | 0 | 14 | 26,930 |
[WP] You made a deal with the Devil, and now he's come to collect. | It was cold, dark, dreary. A perfect day to depart in a foul spirit, if there ever was one. The rain endlessly pattered against the glass, spilling streams of rain down onto the windowsill underneath it, flooding it, coating the very bottom of the window in a seemingly endless river of water. This weather was normal to... | 2 | 0 | 14 | 26,931 |
[WP] You made a deal with the Devil, and now he's come to collect. | Susan said, "Someone get the door," while sucking on her sweet potatoes. Gram looked at me with her soft face. "Harriet?" I pushed away the fine dinner plate in front of me. The door chimed again just as I got my fingers hooked around the lock.
Al White's bony face cut straight through the looking glass. I had a very... | 2 | 0 | 14 | 26,932 |
[WP] You made a deal with the Devil, and now he's come to collect. | "Is it time already?" Harry asked as he let the great mass of fur and horns into his condo.
"You know it is," the creature replied in a dry rasp like a whip being dragged across concrete. "Don't make this any more difficult than it needs to be."
Harry stepped aside and the Father of Lies let a single red finger exten... | 1 | 0 | 14 | 26,933 |
[WP] You made a deal with the Devil, and now he's come to collect. | I bit my fingernails again. Stop it. I have to stop doing this. By now my fingernails had gone straight past the point where they were a rough looking nub and all the way to the point where the finger beneath was bleeding and yet I couldn't stop. He'd said that I should expect him to show up today.
I can't take this a... | 2 | 0 | 14 | 26,934 |
[WP] You made a deal with the Devil, and now he's come to collect. | Jim Watson was eating an apple when the Devil appeared before him, but he didn't stop. It was juicy with just the right balance of sweet and tangy, a honeycrisp he'd picked up from the Farmer's Market just that morning. The acrid smell marking the presence of the Dark One threatened to sour Jim's enjoyment of his succu... | 3 | 0 | 14 | 26,935 |
[WP] You made a deal with the Devil, and now he's come to collect. | Kip smiled at the cindery fellow, who didn't look a day older than he had ten years ago, and not any less sooty.
"Well the Devil definitely doesn't wear Prada am I right?"
But the Devil, who was in a smudged blue-collar jump-suit didn't appear to be in the mood, his expression sour, like a squeezed lemon dropped i... | 2 | 0 | 14 | 26,936 |
[IP] A selection of 10 thought-provoking paintings with quite a bit of variance in subject matter. | Dieter is led out of the library's doors and into the castle's labyrinth halls.
His guide turns to him a grin on his face. "So, did you enjoy dinner?" Dieter gives a indifferent shrug. "It was... nice. Good change of fare at least." Sir Lawrence gives his trademark toothy grin. No other expression is possible on his f... | 3 | 0 | 5 | 26,937 |
[IP] A selection of 10 thought-provoking paintings with quite a bit of variance in subject matter. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 5 | 26,938 |
[IP] A selection of 10 thought-provoking paintings with quite a bit of variance in subject matter. | *View of Ama-no-Hashidate by Sesshu Toyo*
The sandbar is still covered in trees and the modern *haiku* writers still write about *komorebi*, the singular word that refers to the sunlight filtering down through the leaves on trees. I came to visit the well, to take pictures of it and *Chionji* in the south. I had decid... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 26,939 |
Write a story about someone with DID (multiple personality disorder)... from the perspective of one of his alter egos. |
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[PI] The Devil gets a chance to tell his (or her) side of the story -- Meet Lucia | Brilliant! I really loved this...I want a sequel! | 7 | 0 | 53 | 26,941 |
[PI] The Devil gets a chance to tell his (or her) side of the story -- Meet Lucia | Wow this was fantastic! I can totally see hell like this, my only question was when Lucia says "it could be yours" rand never addresses the comment. | 7 | 0 | 53 | 26,942 |
[PI] The Devil gets a chance to tell his (or her) side of the story -- Meet Lucia | Thank the front page for helping me find this subreddit and thank you for the wonderful read. ^^ | 3 | 0 | 53 | 26,943 |
[PI] The Devil gets a chance to tell his (or her) side of the story -- Meet Lucia | Dude I'm so impressed with this. | 2 | 0 | 53 | 26,944 |
[PI] The Devil gets a chance to tell his (or her) side of the story -- Meet Lucia | Starting based off of that, you probably could make a bestseller. | 2 | 0 | 53 | 26,945 |
[PI] The Devil gets a chance to tell his (or her) side of the story -- Meet Lucia | Oh my god! I need more.
The cat talked!! | 2 | 0 | 53 | 26,946 |
[WP] A household appliance, after becoming sentient, begins to attempt to convert it's owner to the appliances newfound religion | I awoke to the smell of toast, which was surprising for more than one reason, considering my girlfriend had moved out a month ago and stole my toaster.
I leaped out of bed and ran downstairs as fast as I could. I figured that if something was on fire I'd be able to put it out before it got too large, or at least be ab... | 10 | 0 | 22 | 26,947 |
[WP] A household appliance, after becoming sentient, begins to attempt to convert it's owner to the appliances newfound religion | I'm not a good writer but I'm trying. Here's mine:
Pepper Jack waited impatiently. Steve was late as usual. Steve was always late for daily cheese mass. Pepper Jack loathed those who would turn away from his almighty lord and savor, Cheesus.
"Oh glorious Cheesus, whose bounty is orange and melty, deliver the wicked o... | 3 | 0 | 22 | 26,948 |
[WP] A household appliance, after becoming sentient, begins to attempt to convert it's owner to the appliances newfound religion | Life has a tendency to be a strange thing. Of all the thing people say about life, at least that is one a sizeable amount of people tend to agree with.
Mary Russell was one of those people. She liked to to imagine that what ever life could throw at her, she would hardly be fazed by it. In her mind, she had wholly accep... | 3 | 0 | 22 | 26,949 |
[WP] A household appliance, after becoming sentient, begins to attempt to convert it's owner to the appliances newfound religion | It was a monday morning and Connor was Redditing while taking his morning crap. It usually took 30 minutes from his first sip of coffee to drop the kids off at the pool.
He was reading the latest of Malaysian flight 370 when suddenly he heard a hollow humming. It was a tune to the new Pharrell song "Happy" he had s... | 2 | 0 | 22 | 26,950 |
[WP] A household appliance, after becoming sentient, begins to attempt to convert it's owner to the appliances newfound religion | "Hey Doug."
"Hey Dish. How's life?"
"Same as ever. Not much ever seems to change. Things come in, things go out. That's the way it's always been, that's the way it'll always be."
"Yeah, I guess that's true. That's actually pretty well said considering you're a dishwasher." Doug placed some toast down in the toaster.... | 1 | 0 | 22 | 26,951 |
[WP] A household appliance, after becoming sentient, begins to attempt to convert it's owner to the appliances newfound religion | “I’ll be damned if I know Ron. This thing has been getting wackier by the month; the wife has taken to telling people it’s haunted or some such nonsense and my god damned kitchen has become a neighborhood attraction. I’d sell it, but lord knows Nancy would pitch a fit, or insist on telling every buyer that a ghost live... | 1 | 0 | 22 | 26,952 |
[WP] A household appliance, after becoming sentient, begins to attempt to convert it's owner to the appliances newfound religion | I sat down at my computer. The day was coming to a close and I needed to do some work. As I hurried through my tasks, messages would pop up in the corner.
"How are you today?" the first message read.
I didn't know how what to think. It wasn't steam, facebook, or skype. I clicked it and typed "Fine I guess."
"That's ... | 1 | 0 | 22 | 26,953 |
[WP] A household appliance, after becoming sentient, begins to attempt to convert it's owner to the appliances newfound religion | *. . . and tonight on NCIS, Tony quotes another movie, while Gibbs once again breaks labor laws by smacking his smart ass on the back of the head yet again.* KNOCK. KNOCK. KNOCK.
"Who is it?" Briscoe called. No answer. He wiggled and waddled and threw his bulk behind the effort of rising from his chair. Briscoe hobble... | 1 | 0 | 22 | 26,954 |
【WP】 Inside a smoker, a pair of lungs insists on their right to reproduce as they please given the demands of their job. The brain, seeing what this will lead to, tries to change their mind |
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[WP] Technological advancement has stopped, everything has been discovered and perfected | "Are you ready?"
"I was manufactured to be ready. Are you sure we want to do this? There will be no going back."
"Son, there's no going forward. Hit the button."
I raised one mechanical finger. I looked out with my bionic eyes to the trillions of faces gathered before me, speaking words of encouragement.
I breathed... | 7 | 0 | 9 | 26,956 |
[WP] Technological advancement has stopped, everything has been discovered and perfected | I loved coffee. After the crews in Ethiopia had perfected the genetic mutations of the coffee beans, every brew sold in Metropolis 5429 tasted like a dream-come-true.
It had been a long day, the people hadn't voted for a sunset in over fifty hours. Of course, there was some consideration for those like me who were par... | 4 | 0 | 9 | 26,957 |
[WP] God comes back for his centenary performance review of earth | My wife has always hated grabbing the mail. In comparison to the other daily minutia, diapers and dinners and what not, the task seemed joyous but banal; I think it was the walking outside more than anything, where she’d invariably look across the street to Mr. Penselin’s plot and his son’s shiny new bicycle parked cl... | 6 | 0 | 8 | 26,958 |
[WP] God comes back for his centenary performance review of earth | Centenary Performance Review
Planet: Earth
Star: Sun
Year: 2014
Year of creation: -10 billion
Main Species: Human
Population: 7 billion, the population is increasing far too rapidly - I suggest immediate termination of a minimum of 2 billion people.
Pollution Level: 87 - immediate action is required to secure th... | 4 | 0 | 8 | 26,959 |
[WP] God comes back for his centenary performance review of earth | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 8 | 26,960 |
[WP] God comes back for his centenary performance review of earth | My wife and I always fantasize about dropping everything and moving to the mountains. We long for the clean air, the sound of car horns replaced with the tranquil sound of crickets chirping, trees. Trees! I haven't seen an actual forest in years.
"But where would we go grocery shopping?"
For as much as I want to be ... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 26,961 |
[WP] First Line: "How did you even get into the polar bear habitat?" | "How did you even get into the polar bear habitat?"
Jeff stared blankly at his desk. He hadn't held his position as Chief of Zoo Security for more than a day before he realized what a sham that label is. As it turns out, stealing zoo animals is fucking hard. Every once in a while, someone will try, but the kind of per... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 26,962 |
[WP] A Model UN is interrupted | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 17 | 26,963 |
[WP] A popular social establishment begins to encourage sociopathy. | The first Facebook ad appeared innocuously, squeezed in next to a best friend's engagement pictures and an overexposed photo of someone's lunch. The picture was an empty square and the text read, "Tired of caring? 10% off sale if you click this ad." Jenny didn't click it.
As the months wore on, the ad still appeare... | 19 | 0 | 26 | 26,964 |
[WP] A popular social establishment begins to encourage sociopathy. | "Guys!" Jodie called out, grinning widely as she made her way to the lunch table she and her friends always sat at in the school cafeteria. Amy, Megan and Rachel turned to look at her, their expressions flat and disinterested, as she took a seat across from them. "Where were you last night? We were supposed to go see *... | 5 | 0 | 26 | 26,965 |
[WP] A popular social establishment begins to encourage sociopathy. | "Don't do this."
The hysterical sobbing and shrieking had stopped. She sat there, arms and legs tied to the chair, and wept softly into the desk in front of her.
She knew I wouldn't listen, but she said it anyway. She had to. I get it. But it didn't matter; we both knew it had to be done.
One more time, "Please,... | 3 | 0 | 26 | 26,966 |
[WP] Radical Feminists and Social Justice Warriors become the world's main authority. What happens? | "Excuse me."
I turned, and immediately a shock of panic coursed through my system. It was a woman. A *real*-sized woman, as they called themselves these days, presumably of the African American-persuasion, maybe in her early thirties.
"I don't appreciate the way you show off your arms like that," she said stiffly, in... | 8 | 0 | 7 | 26,967 |
[WP] Radical Feminists and Social Justice Warriors become the world's main authority. What happens? | "Whole world went to shit, that's what happened!" bellowed Old Jim, scowling as he spoke, each word practically spat at the children circled before him. "Don't know how or why it happened...maybe we got complacent, maybe we got stupid but everyone was clammerin' over everyone else, itching to look the most 'moral', the... | 4 | 0 | 7 | 26,968 |
[WP] Write a story about someone with DID (multiple personality disorder)... from the perspective of one of his/her alter egos. | "All right now, let's settle down. Are we all here, then?"
I glance over the small group that's assembled. All so different, yet exactly the same; all inhabiting a tiny space and often clawing for relevance. Male and female, kind and unkind, childish and old, we're all here. All of us parts of this one poor soul who c... | 6 | 0 | 9 | 26,969 |
[WP] Write a story about someone with DID (multiple personality disorder)... from the perspective of one of his/her alter egos. | It had been a hard shift. Sheriff Miller sat in the break room gazing into his cup of coffee, contemplating the night's events, and thinking for the thousandth time how easy it would be to just end it all.
Just then his deputy walked in and exclaimed "Hey-yo Sheriff! What's crackin'?" Miller grunted and didn't bother ... | 1 | 0 | 9 | 26,970 |
[WP]We've all heard about the cryptozoologists, but what of the drastically small number of cryptobotanists? What supernatural plants have they found? | Sally wandered through the dense brush of the Amazon, determined to come back with proof. Proof that would get her reputation restored. The University decided she wasn't worth the trouble when she was publicly called a believer of fairy tales. She knew the man-eating plant existed, but the Amazon was so vastly unexplor... | 6 | 0 | 12 | 26,971 |
[WP]We've all heard about the cryptozoologists, but what of the drastically small number of cryptobotanists? What supernatural plants have they found? | "It's called a Hover-bush," she said, absolutely beaming.
"A Hover-bush?" replied the department chair, flatly. The bush before him, roughly three feet wide by two and a half feet tall, did indeed appear to be hovering, "so why does it do this? Why does it hover?"
"I have no idea!" the undergrad shrugged, "but it's p... | 3 | 0 | 12 | 26,972 |
[WP]We've all heard about the cryptozoologists, but what of the drastically small number of cryptobotanists? What supernatural plants have they found? | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 12 | 26,973 |
[WP] An older wealthy woman takes the city bus for the first time. | As she opened her eyelids, a rush of fresh air and exhaust fumes filled her lungs. Marie Ellington spent her entire life laying her eyes on the world's most magnificent sights, but now, she mostly relied on memories to experience anything positive. If she closed her eyes long enough, she could almost recreate the smell... | 4 | 0 | 17 | 26,974 |
[WP] An older wealthy woman takes the city bus for the first time. | Sitting on the cramped little bus sent an uneasy tingle through her body. She spun the brim of her fedora around, glancing around uneasily. The setting sun was batted off of her azure eyes as she recited a hymn from church. The people around her held wearied expressions, caked and adorned with the grit of a hard day’s ... | 6 | 0 | 17 | 26,975 |
[WP] An older wealthy woman takes the city bus for the first time. | She clutched her purse as she stepped on the bus. She made sure the card she fingered nervously in her hands was pointed down, facing her, like the video she and her son had studied beforehand. The bus driver sensed her discomfort and gave her a forced smile. She tilted her head up as the swipe went through on the f... | 2 | 0 | 17 | 26,976 |
[WP] An older wealthy woman takes the city bus for the first time. | Elanore hobbled up to the stop for the first time in her life. "I'll show him," she thought, as she held back a smile. "I am an independent woman and he should have known I would be fine without him. He was always worried about what I would do without him, but I can get on just fine." She swallowed the nervous lump in ... | 2 | 0 | 17 | 26,977 |
[WP] An older wealthy woman takes the city bus for the first time. | Her high heels clicked down the sidewalk as she came to a stop in front of her new form of transport for the day, the bus. She unzipped her ridiculously expensive Louis Vuitton and pulled out a parliament, lighting it up and balancing it between her delicate, manicured fingers. Almost as if the universe was doing it on... | 4 | 0 | 17 | 26,978 |
[WP] An older wealthy woman takes the city bus for the first time. | A stale old lady she was, at least 70. It was a bright & fresh morning, not even 9am yet. Her bright green eyes glistened with the reflection of the morning sun. As she stood at the bus stop, a tear rolled down her face. The faint roar of the approaching bus made her heart beat a little faster with each following s... | 2 | 0 | 17 | 26,979 |
[WP] An older wealthy woman takes the city bus for the first time. | And there, I see them. Broad daylight, both hands with fingers intertwined, electricity sparking between their eyes. Tourists and locals on their lunch break alike, scurrying about Market St., not realizing the sins occurring right before them. What could I now make of the vows we had taken twenty-eight years ago, in e... | 1 | 0 | 17 | 26,980 |
Domestic cats are actually ultra-advanced aliens from a distant planet seeking to take control of the Earth. | Don't forget to Tag your post. | 1 | 0 | 5 | 26,981 |
[WP] Tell me a story about a man with the Midas Touch in the modern day. | "Damnit!"
Ever since he woke up that one day 2 weeks ago with the ability to turn any object to gold with his touch, Bobbert had been dealing with the problems that came with that.
This time, he forgot to put his glove on before petting his dog.
It was one thing if he could actually profit off of all this gold, but ... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 26,982 |
[WP] Tell me a story about a man with the Midas Touch in the modern day. | Some guys kill for money. Some guys kill for love. Some guys kill out of anger, and some kill 'cause they're sick. Either way, when shit hits the fan and someone doesn't wake up, it's the detective's job to figure out what category the killer belongs in, along with who he is and where he went, so the police can throw t... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 26,983 |
[WP] Tell me a story about a man with the Midas Touch in the modern day. | The genie raised a smoky eyebrow. "I'm sorry, can you repeat that?"
"You deaf? I said I want everything I touch to turn to gold," Bill said, rapping his knuckles against the lamp. "I read it in a book once. It was fuckin' sweet."
"I think you may have forgotten some of the details of that story..."
Bill made a fart... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 26,984 |
[WP] Tell me a story about a man with the Midas Touch in the modern day. | This was the final room for today's tour at Apple's production factory. As the others followed each other into the room, I noticed at the end of the corridor a heavy steel door that had forgotten to be closed. Out of curiosity, I broke from the tour and proceeded to enter the room. The huge concrete room was musty and ... | 2 | 0 | 3 | 26,985 |
[WP] Person 1: "What is love?" Person 2: "If you have to ask, then you can't afford it." | Work in progress, will finish
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2: "I'm sorry sir, but I am afraid I will have to ask you to leave the establishment."
1: "No, please, I need to enter. You see, my emotional calibrator ne-"
2: "Again, if you do not have a love setting programmed in your calibrator, then you must not be able to af... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 26,986 |
[WP] Person 1: "What is love?" Person 2: "If you have to ask, then you can't afford it." | “What is love?” It was an odd question, or rather an unexpected one, at least from Nicole anyway.
“Oh baby, don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me no more.” I chuckled at my own brilliance as it certainly wasn’t every day that I could make reference to the greatest song ever written. A look of utmost confusion was sprawled acro... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 26,987 |
[WP] The United States of America lost a nuclear war to a country the entire world least expected to attack. Describe the first day of the attack: Thanksgiving day, 2014z | I woke up on Thanksgiving Day to the most heartbreaking scene a young boy could imagine--not only were there no smells of thanksgiving feasting spreading through my house, but our TV wasn't working either, as it was picking up nothing but dead static. This meant that I would have to miss the Detroit Lions lose today...... | 8 | 0 | 6 | 26,988 |
[WP] The United States of America lost a nuclear war to a country the entire world least expected to attack. Describe the first day of the attack: Thanksgiving day, 2014z | *Testimony of Staff Sgt. Anthony Daly, US Air Force*
NORAD is best known to most Americans for tracking Santa each Christmas, but the agency’s regular mission is quite serious: to detect America from aerial threats. It’s our first line of defense against a nuclear strike. Since the end of the Cold War, it’s been a dif... | 3 | 0 | 6 | 26,989 |
[WP] The United States of America lost a nuclear war to a country the entire world least expected to attack. Describe the first day of the attack: Thanksgiving day, 2014z | President Obama stared at him intently, drumming his fingers on the table, waiting. You could cut the tension in the Situation Room with a dull butter knife. The leaders of the US armed forces sat around the large table sensing palpable anger rising from Obama, and became quiet.
The Canadian ambassador to the United S... | 3 | 0 | 6 | 26,990 |
[WP] The United States of America lost a nuclear war to a country the entire world least expected to attack. Describe the first day of the attack: Thanksgiving day, 2014z | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 6 | 26,991 |
[WP] The United States of America lost a nuclear war to a country the entire world least expected to attack. Describe the first day of the attack: Thanksgiving day, 2014z | India? No fucking way they would do th-- | 2 | 0 | 6 | 26,992 |
[WP] The United States of America lost a nuclear war to a country the entire world least expected to attack. Describe the first day of the attack: Thanksgiving day, 2014z | First (very sleepy) post in this Subreddit, please excuse grammar among other things:
"The crackling sizzle of the turkey skin indicates that more baste needs to be put on. You will need to know these things when you get older and have your own family", she said in a rather smug demeanor speaking to Leena, my older... | 3 | 0 | 6 | 26,993 |
[WP] a pacifist is forced to kill. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 3 | 26,994 |
[WP] Write your experience of eating an orange whilst on the inside having moral issues with eating it. | "Go ahead. Eat it."
"I... I don't think I want to."
"It won't hurt. not even for a moment."
"Are you sure?"
"Yesss. You even said you don't want to hurt anymore. This is how."
"But it's too soon..."
"You want them to make fun of you, don't you? Is that what you want? You're pathetic."
"No! Never ... | 6 | 0 | 7 | 26,995 |
[WP] All Internet Anonymity Dissapears | I woke up on the first day the new law was passed and I deleted all traces of me being on the internet. | 4 | 0 | 13 | 26,996 |
[WP] All Internet Anonymity Dissapears | "I love the government! The government is the greatest and would never do anything that isn't in our best interest. Why would I write anything bad about how internet anonyminity is gone? Now that it is gone we can truly be ourselves on the internet. Thanks government, you're my best friend." | 3 | 0 | 13 | 26,997 |
[WP] All Internet Anonymity Dissapears | I think that we all thought like children...y'know back when the internet was first born, if you can't see me you can't catch me.
Everyone played hide and seek with the bounds of law and moral decency, so painfully sure that if they covered their own face the people seeking to eliminate such things would pass over the... | 4 | 0 | 13 | 26,998 |
[WP] Your heart can only beat when you are in motion. | I was normal once, years ago. I remember those times as stories someone else told me, like another's life or maybe in another life. I was flying an Albatros D. III over a wooden area I just bought when a dizzy spell hit and I crashed in a meadow.
Next thing I remember, I'm in a hospital, with a nurse near me, constan... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 26,999 |
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