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[WP] Someone's wish is granted, but they end up regretting it. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 8 | 2,700 |
[WP] The prompt I was writing was deleted, so here's today's NYRes piece, with my version of the prompt. | “Okay, class, get out your textbooks and turn to page 533. I want you to spend the first half of the class reading the chapter, then we'll dig into the conflict between...”
As Miss Richards spoke, I dutifully pulled my book out with the same resignation as the rest of the class, and divided the pages with a finger, ... | 4 | 0 | 9 | 2,701 |
[WP] The prompt I was writing was deleted, so here's today's NYRes piece, with my version of the prompt. | *"I think of blood, I think of love"* - p.533, The condemned Bible.
~*~
First, she was a lovely, nice girl. She became a woman that wanted too much when the world was out to get her. After that, she was a number. She ended up limbless, in a mass grave, with so many like her.
A limbless mammal. Chop-chop their hand... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 2,702 |
[EU] You are an assassin sent to kill Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu, what is your method and how did it go down? | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 146 | 2,703 |
[EU] You are an assassin sent to kill Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu, what is your method and how did it go down? | My rule was no women, and no kids. I stuck to that rule for nearly twenty years, and although I had been offered many juicy calls privately to take care of some high-level executives "accident", I never did.
Do you have kids? I don't. I wanted one, but on account of my...deformity...I probably won't. I like them beca... | 166 | 0 | 146 | 2,704 |
[EU] You are an assassin sent to kill Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu, what is your method and how did it go down? | I check my belt. Susie, my Marowak is leading. She can take out Pikachu. Louka, my Lucario is second. I can bring him out to tackle anything else. Edgar, my Gengar can do the rest. And of course if I get into trouble I have the others. So I stepped out of the shadow into Veridian Forest. Ash was heading home and he'd p... | 9 | 0 | 146 | 2,705 |
[EU] You are an assassin sent to kill Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu, what is your method and how did it go down? | It was a job months in the making. I had watched Brock for ages, learned his mannerisms, adopted his lifestyle. And when I was ready, I destroyed his mind. Left him lost in the woods, where no one for ever find him. And when Ash called for Brock, I emerged from the woods, smiling.
I can't say who trained me, but they ... | 85 | 0 | 146 | 2,706 |
[EU] You are an assassin sent to kill Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu, what is your method and how did it go down? | As Umbreon snuck in for a attack I were waiting in a nearby tree with a rifle, ready to shoot him. He had become a prick and deserved to die for what he had done. Almost killing pokemons and their trainers, that is enough to get your death sentance here in Kanto. I couldn't resist taking the hit. This job didn't pay of... | 12 | 0 | 146 | 2,707 |
[EU] You are an assassin sent to kill Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu, what is your method and how did it go down? | He stopped convulsing milliseconds after the Pikachu hit the bathwater. | 18 | 0 | 146 | 2,708 |
[EU] You are an assassin sent to kill Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu, what is your method and how did it go down? | Debris was dwindling, the pokecenter was no more. A charred up Luminose City sign just hanging on for dear life gave its final breath. Clunk. There were severed pokemon bodies and poketrainers everywhere, some indistinguishable from the next. The professor ran as fast as he can from the parked taxi a block away. When ... | 6 | 0 | 146 | 2,709 |
[EU] You are an assassin sent to kill Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu, what is your method and how did it go down? | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 146 | 2,710 |
[EU] You are an assassin sent to kill Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu, what is your method and how did it go down? | It was a Friday like any other. During my 9-5 job, I decided I would stop work for awhile since I only had a few hours left until the weekend. I worked pretty hard in the morning. It's time I allow myself a moment to relax.
I was online and came across a request to "kill Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu." The fir... | 8 | 0 | 146 | 2,711 |
[EU] You are an assassin sent to kill Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu, what is your method and how did it go down? | I arrived in this place around two-o'clock this morning. At the time, Orion's belt was still sitting well above the meridian--a sight which always invokes in me just as much elation as viewing any Rembrandt or Cézanne. As I always tell my friends and family, mother nature really is the greatest of painters and us human... | 2 | 0 | 146 | 2,712 |
[EU] You are an assassin sent to kill Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu, what is your method and how did it go down? | I was always skeptical. From the time I received the offer to the time I first locked eyes with the kid, I was skeptical. It wasn't until I confronted him that I knew, this one is different. One would think getting rid of a kid and his pet would be easy, a little trickery would surely do the trick, but he was smart.
I... | 4 | 0 | 146 | 2,713 |
[EU] You are an assassin sent to kill Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu, what is your method and how did it go down? | To protect the world from devastation... | 2 | 0 | 146 | 2,714 |
[EU] You are an assassin sent to kill Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu, what is your method and how did it go down? | We had tried to get the kid and his rat in his own game, knocking out the pikachu and taking him in, but the kid was too damn good.
I'm grew tired of this bullcrap so I organized the two useless humans to set up the trap. James sat up the rifle with the tranquilizer while Jesse spotted from affar, but we didn't expect... | 1 | 0 | 146 | 2,715 |
[EU] You are an assassin sent to kill Ash Ketchum and his Pikachu, what is your method and how did it go down? | Hire Team Rocket, except I'd actually *do* my fucking job. | 1 | 0 | 146 | 2,716 |
[WP] You are a time traveller that has to save Hitler to prevent an even greater calamity from occurring. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 12 | 2,717 |
[WP] You are a time traveller that has to save Hitler to prevent an even greater calamity from occurring. | It's hard to describe the feeling you experience when you realize you've entered the worst case scenario. A moment of panic, confusion, and then the sinking feeling of knowing something needs to be done, but having no idea what the hell it is. This is only compounded by involving a person's mind breaking. There's no wa... | 6 | 0 | 12 | 2,718 |
[WP] You are a time traveller that has to save Hitler to prevent an even greater calamity from occurring. | Orson Scott Card wrote a book called [Pastwatch](http://amzn.com/0812508645) that sort of had this kind of premise (not Hitler though). I found it an interesting read. | 3 | 0 | 12 | 2,719 |
[WP] You are a time traveller that has to save Hitler to prevent an even greater calamity from occurring. | The applause is thunderous in Munich as my boots beat out the seconds, trying to outrun time itself. I don't know if I'm going to make it. I *do* know what will happen if I don't. It sickens me. It's been a silent pandemonium since the thesis went out. Since those MIT assholes went public with their “groundbreaking dis... | 3 | 0 | 12 | 2,720 |
[WP] You are a time traveller that has to save Hitler to prevent an even greater calamity from occurring. | There are people who study this kind of thing. They have great big computers, the size of warehouses, that calculate the odds of this, and the odds of that. I'm not one of them. I'm just a pilot. Like those pilots, over Vladivostok with a new kind of weapon in their bomb bay. The eggheads told those men that they would... | 3 | 0 | 12 | 2,721 |
[WP] You are a time traveller that has to save Hitler to prevent an even greater calamity from occurring. |
Walter, or Friedrich as the German soldiers in the trench knew him, jumped out of the bunker and hit a left. He kept his head down as he ran, cautious not to present himself as a target for some French sharpshooter. Finding the section chief he was looking for, he blurted out breathlessly : "Adolf, where's Adolf?". In... | 2 | 0 | 12 | 2,722 |
[WP] A shape shifter who is dealing with an identity crisis. | Stacy Tucker, the girl next door with saffron eyes and milky skin, sits alone on the bus. She gazes out the window and spies Dave Earing, an out of work builder desperate to lose the ten pounds that snuck up on him over Christmas. Dave's pronounced jowls and stubby nose are a far cry from Stacy's cute smile, but no not... | 6 | 0 | 22 | 2,723 |
[WP] A shape shifter who is dealing with an identity crisis. | I am the construction worker you passed on your way to work this morning, the woman at the coffee shop who handed you you mocha, the man who pumped your gas when you ran out. The previous life can never be remembered by the next, and each generic face that I come to own and eventually to lose will never be remembered. ... | 5 | 0 | 22 | 2,724 |
[WP] A shape shifter who is dealing with an identity crisis. | My name is Logan, and I am a shapeshifter. I guess my name hasn't always been Logan, but that is where the problem lies. I cannot remember my birth name. I cannot even remember by birth place or my parents. All I can seem to remember is that I am a shapeshifter, and my job is to shapeshift. I was sent to Earth from my ... | 2 | 0 | 22 | 2,725 |
[WP] A shape shifter who is dealing with an identity crisis. | The house was so normal for having such an abstruse person as its resident. Just like the one next to it, just like the one next to that one, and so on. In a way, its inhabitant was like that, just like everyone, but different at the same time. Different by being the same as everyone.
I walk up the front walk and knoc... | 3 | 0 | 22 | 2,726 |
[WP] As of late, most of the prompts have been doom and gloom, make me laugh please. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 14 | 2,727 |
[WP] As of late, most of the prompts have been doom and gloom, make me laugh please. | Well... I wrote this a little while ago and for some reason the people that have read it laugh. So, check it out:
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1qz9lt/what_can_you_not_just_have_one_of/cdii6hk?context=3 | 5 | 0 | 14 | 2,728 |
[WP] As of late, most of the prompts have been doom and gloom, make me laugh please. | *The Complete Universe*
OK, here we go. Cause and effect. So, what caused to universe to come into existence? Where did the “Big Bang” come from?
The simplest answer is that it came from somewhere else. Imagine matter and anti-matter and their reaction with one another. Now imagine a particle with zero length, width ... | 3 | 0 | 14 | 2,729 |
[WP] As of late, most of the prompts have been doom and gloom, make me laugh please. | I gathered together my four friends for my new project of the day. It was going to be the best thing we had done yet, or possibly the worst. But I thought it was clever.
"Heaven, what's with the mountain of duct tape?" asked Paradise. She was the cautious blond haired girl of the group. The most like myself.
Elysium ... | 3 | 0 | 14 | 2,730 |
[EU] You are interning for Stark Industries. Write a journal about your experiences. | Week number nine passes like the previous eight, in a haze of monotonous drudgery and constant orders. The glamour of working for Stark Industries has long worn off, the public image of the company far more appealing than the reality.
Coffee runs have become my forte. The Starbucks in the lobby is a three-minute walk ... | 2 | 0 | 9 | 2,731 |
[CW] "We had a fight about toilet paper again." | We had a fight about the toilet paper again.
She insists, no matter how much I plead, to buy one ply. I mean...what the hell is up with this woman? She even finds discomfort in using one ply. I know it. She doesn't like it. How could anyone like it? One ply is about as much comforting as wiping with wet leaves. Oh, an... | 4 | 0 | 4 | 2,732 |
[CW] "We had a fight about toilet paper again." | I try to be a good bear, a good wife, a good mother. I don't ask for anything unreasonable. I don't even demand that my family wear pants.
But when they come out of the bathroom, day after day, night after night, with pieces of toilet paper sticking to them... well, there's only so much a bear can take.
Every time, e... | 3 | 0 | 4 | 2,733 |
[CW] "We had a fight about toilet paper again." | Oh, that's nasty! I know I made you jump but come on, that's smells foul. Look, the fuse isn't even connected, I just needed to get your attention and nothing makes a man like you pay heed better than some duct tape and clock parts fastened to a the chest of a man holding you hostage and yelling Kaboom! Oh quit crying,... | 2 | 0 | 4 | 2,734 |
[CW] "We had a fight about toilet paper again." | "Hey Larry. What brings you down here so early?"
"Hey Seth. Yuengling please. Betty is irritated at me."
"Ah, What did you do this time?"
"We had a fight about the toilet paper again."
"Oh come on. What is it really?"
"Seriously, We've been living together for 3 years you'd think we had it down pat."
"What, you d... | 3 | 0 | 4 | 2,735 |
[HP] You are a member of the Peoples Temple. After everyone (including you) drinks the poison, you realize Jim Jones did not partake in the suicide. You are the one that shoots Jim Jones. | The time had come, goodbyes have been said;
I tucked them tight as we put the children to bed.
We all gathered round, ready to ascend;
Filled up our glasses and bottoms upend.
The said it was painless, we'd simply fade away;
But the cries of our children told us there was no way.
The others were huddled tears in thei... | 4 | 0 | 15 | 2,736 |
[HP] You are a member of the Peoples Temple. After everyone (including you) drinks the poison, you realize Jim Jones did not partake in the suicide. You are the one that shoots Jim Jones. | Looking up, all I could see was clouds. This is what it had come to, laying in the grass and looking at the clouds. I remembered the big Midwestern sky I grew up under, now so far in the past, in another life. I had come to South America, to Jonestown, craving the paradise of social, economic, and racial equality that ... | 1 | 0 | 15 | 2,737 |
[WP] In a near future in which mankind can delay death indefinitely, a day in the life of a "young 'un" living in a gerontocracy (a society ruled by the elderly). | **DING DING DONG**
I woke up. 5 a.m already. I got up and walked to the couner top of my 1 room 'apartment' as the Elders called it (although i'd call it a shithole if profanity was still allowed). I opened the press. Not alot of food in it. A single tin of beans and 2 tins of tuna. I had my breakfast. I looked at the... | 2 | 0 | 6 | 2,738 |
[WP] In a near future in which mankind can delay death indefinitely, a day in the life of a "young 'un" living in a gerontocracy (a society ruled by the elderly). | Tonight I am having dinner at Mrs O'Grady's house. All she can cook is tuna casserole and I hate it. Why'd I have to get assigned to the 1400 block this month? Only the oldest, nastiest people live here. It's the one assignment no one wants.
I made it to her house and walked in. "I'm home!" I called. She bustled in, ... | 5 | 0 | 6 | 2,739 |
[EU] Write about one of Zeus' lovers finding out that Hera is out to get her. | In hindsight, having sex with a talking swan had probably not been the smartest of ideas... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 2,740 |
[WP] Make me sad using as few characters (not words!) as possible. | **:|**
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;) :*
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:}:)____;D
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[WP] Make me sad using as few characters (not words!) as possible. | Two characters. One story. 12967 km distance for two months.
Hanging, at times it seemed, by one thread.
Nine months, their first time apart in a baby's age.
Inch by inch...an unyielding sadness...tearing softly at them from across seven time zones. Stripping away everything to the two options left to them:
come h... | 3 | 0 | 7 | 2,742 |
[WP] Make me sad using as few characters (not words!) as possible. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 7 | 2,743 |
[WP] Make me sad using as few characters (not words!) as possible. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 7 | 2,744 |
[WP] Make me sad using as few characters (not words!) as possible. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 7 | 2,745 |
[WP] A world is mostly identical to ours, except for an important law that we would see as weirdly specific and unethical. Write a text/speech defending this law against (more liberal) critics. | "I feel a heaviness in my heart that I must stand before you to protect our most basic of tenets from those, who in their youthful fire, wish to raze down our foundations.
They do not understand that the Blood Price was set down not out of barbarity but of humility. Did Abraham not spill Israel's blood onto the altar?... | 7 | 0 | 19 | 2,746 |
[WP/EU] A Gamer awakens to find his world overrun with the fictional enemies he's killed over his years of gaming. The last weapon his 'character' used is now his to wield, explain how quickly things go to Hell. | Jim doesn't believe the havoc outside. Donkey Kong throwing barrels at cars, Mother Brain destroying NYC, Handsome Jack shooting random children, and *shudder* those Resident Evil zombies shuffling all over the place.
He sees an envelope floating in front of him, magically whispering, "Open this to be the last hero y... | 41 | 0 | 60 | 2,747 |
[WP/EU] A Gamer awakens to find his world overrun with the fictional enemies he's killed over his years of gaming. The last weapon his 'character' used is now his to wield, explain how quickly things go to Hell. | "They're right behind me!" A girl's voice and the slam of my bedroom door was barely enough to wake me.
"Wake up, they're here!" The girl shouted, her red pony tail swishing behind her while she frantically searched the drawers of my desk. I knew that voice from somewhere, but I couldn't get a good look at her with he... | 30 | 0 | 60 | 2,748 |
[WP/EU] A Gamer awakens to find his world overrun with the fictional enemies he's killed over his years of gaming. The last weapon his 'character' used is now his to wield, explain how quickly things go to Hell. | "YOU'RE GONNA BE MY NEW MEAT BICYCLE!" was a phrase I'd heard shouted thousands of times through the TV, but I never expected to hear it outside my bedroom. I was jolted out of my post-sleep haze as a buzz axe smashed through the door and stuck into the wall behind me. Suddenly, text appeared in front of my eyes: "Boot... | 2 | 0 | 60 | 2,749 |
[WP/EU] A Gamer awakens to find his world overrun with the fictional enemies he's killed over his years of gaming. The last weapon his 'character' used is now his to wield, explain how quickly things go to Hell. | "Wake up, WAKE UP! Oh mio dio, they are outside!"
I jerked my body upright as the bellows of some man standing not 2 feet from me turned louder and louder.
*Where am I?* I heard loud voices yelling in Italian coming from outside, along with a sharp knocking at the wooden door. The first thing I felt was something cuf... | 7 | 0 | 60 | 2,750 |
[WP/EU] A Gamer awakens to find his world overrun with the fictional enemies he's killed over his years of gaming. The last weapon his 'character' used is now his to wield, explain how quickly things go to Hell. | *Plains Orc, Attack 15, Defence 17, Favours two-handed axes. Counter with ranged weapons.*
Joel didn't think, instinctively ducking back and glaring balefully at the dagger in his hand. Heading out there with this poky little thing? It may never need sharpening, and allow him to silently kill any enemy, but one had... | 9 | 0 | 60 | 2,751 |
[WP/EU] A Gamer awakens to find his world overrun with the fictional enemies he's killed over his years of gaming. The last weapon his 'character' used is now his to wield, explain how quickly things go to Hell. | It started with a wormhole opening near the moon. Nobody knew what was going on there, but then NASA detected extra terrestrial ships coming out. There was a battle going on, and it was headed straight for earth.
Soon it was on all the news channels, but that didn't matter. Everyone could see them, pouring down toward... | 6 | 0 | 60 | 2,752 |
[WP/EU] A Gamer awakens to find his world overrun with the fictional enemies he's killed over his years of gaming. The last weapon his 'character' used is now his to wield, explain how quickly things go to Hell. | DOOM DOOM DOOM
The first thing Ryan notices as he emerges into consciousness, is pounding of a heavy bass beat on the walls of his apartment. It sparks a headache and he groans as he rolls over and looks at his alarm clock which informs him its a dreadfully early 8:02 AM. *Who the hell plays music that loud this ear... | 3 | 0 | 60 | 2,753 |
[WP/EU] A Gamer awakens to find his world overrun with the fictional enemies he's killed over his years of gaming. The last weapon his 'character' used is now his to wield, explain how quickly things go to Hell. | The dragon flew in circles over his head while he grasped the greatsword with sweaty hands. It was much heavier and much more difficult to use than his Xbox controller. | 4 | 0 | 60 | 2,754 |
[WP/EU] A Gamer awakens to find his world overrun with the fictional enemies he's killed over his years of gaming. The last weapon his 'character' used is now his to wield, explain how quickly things go to Hell. | He could look on the tv or outside the window to know the world is now to shit: New York was on fire, and so was his neighbor's car. The middle of suburbia, in the middle of a Midwestern state, and somehow they were here. He could hear them through the window, the moans of zombies eating his neighbors, the sound of mil... | 1 | 0 | 60 | 2,755 |
[WP/EU] A Gamer awakens to find his world overrun with the fictional enemies he's killed over his years of gaming. The last weapon his 'character' used is now his to wield, explain how quickly things go to Hell. | He wakes. He staggers to the bathroom. A zombie appears through a wall. Out of pure habit, he pulls out his m4 and shoots it in the face.
Three seconds later. "What the fuck?"
He doesn't own a gun. Let alone a M-4. Let alone a m4 with a PU scope, bipod, and a 40 round mag. And did that zombie just glitch through th... | 2 | 0 | 60 | 2,756 |
[WP/EU] A Gamer awakens to find his world overrun with the fictional enemies he's killed over his years of gaming. The last weapon his 'character' used is now his to wield, explain how quickly things go to Hell. | Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, was Bills first reaction when he saw the pandemonium unfolding outside. The dragons from Skyrim were setting the neighbourhood ablaze, goddamn zombies were making a meal out of his fat neighbour Francis, and a Creeper had just exploded on the street, turning his car into a fireball.
"Fuck... | 2 | 0 | 60 | 2,757 |
[WP/EU] A Gamer awakens to find his world overrun with the fictional enemies he's killed over his years of gaming. The last weapon his 'character' used is now his to wield, explain how quickly things go to Hell. | First time reading the prompt I thought it was going to be about players killed in MMORPG PvP over the years. | 0 | 0 | 60 | 2,758 |
[WP/EU] A Gamer awakens to find his world overrun with the fictional enemies he's killed over his years of gaming. The last weapon his 'character' used is now his to wield, explain how quickly things go to Hell. | I hate flying. The thought of being trapped in a pressurized cabin 10, 000 feet in the air was enough to cause an anxiety attack. Yet, I found myself on a plane between continents. I popped back a few tylenols and tried to sleep through my anxiety. I managed to get a few minutes if shut eye... But I woke up with a jolt... | 1 | 0 | 60 | 2,759 |
[WP/EU] A Gamer awakens to find his world overrun with the fictional enemies he's killed over his years of gaming. The last weapon his 'character' used is now his to wield, explain how quickly things go to Hell. | I sighed as pulled back my hood and regarded the officer in front of me, “I’m sorry sir, I’m explaining this as best as I can. I had no more warning than anyone else did.”
The cranky sergeant twitched a little as stared at me as the sounds of battle erupted around us as we stood on a flame-scorched street in downtown,... | 3 | 0 | 60 | 2,760 |
[WP/EU] A Gamer awakens to find his world overrun with the fictional enemies he's killed over his years of gaming. The last weapon his 'character' used is now his to wield, explain how quickly things go to Hell. |
Mikhael stood up. Why was he... Blocky? And his hoodie looked odd. There was only one cuff ring, and the "XIII" wasn't on his shoulder, and he found it on his back after some searching. Well, he supposed that.. Twelve? Yeah, twelve pixels was a bit small to get it right, but still. What the heck? Looking around the ro... | 1 | 0 | 60 | 2,761 |
[WP/EU] A Gamer awakens to find his world overrun with the fictional enemies he's killed over his years of gaming. The last weapon his 'character' used is now his to wield, explain how quickly things go to Hell. | I wake up feeling drowzy, like I'm heavier than usual. I open my eyes, the first thing I see is that I'm wearing white mittens. Weird, why would I wear mittens before sleeping? I don't even have white ones! Some kind of voice is talking, but sounds muffled. As I was questionning my mental health, I suddently realize th... | 1 | 0 | 60 | 2,762 |
[WP/EU] A Gamer awakens to find his world overrun with the fictional enemies he's killed over his years of gaming. The last weapon his 'character' used is now his to wield, explain how quickly things go to Hell. | I had a giant robot. Sure monsters from every game I had ever played were attacking everything that moved, but I had a giant death robot. It was my UEF ACU from the game of sup-com I had played last night to be specific, which meant that I was now driving a 100-meter tall nigh indestructible death robot with the abilit... | 1 | 0 | 60 | 2,763 |
[WP] Tell a tale of an epic battle between a dog and a vacuum cleaner from the dog's perspective. Twist: the reader can't be able to tell that's what its about. | There it is again. Taunting me, daring me to come out and attack. Not this time. This time, I'm going to force him to make the first move. I examine my surroundings, I can feel my heart sink as the realization sets in--there's no where to hide.
Bvvvvrrrrrrrrr!
Fuck. I have to think quickly. My eyes scan across... | 2 | 0 | 6 | 2,764 |
[WP] Tell a tale of an epic battle between a dog and a vacuum cleaner from the dog's perspective. Twist: the reader can't be able to tell that's what its about. | Finally we meet again.
Although dear beast, it's too late to make amend.
You terrorized my people with your never ceasing hunger.
But today, I figured out where you rest and take slumber.
With a battle cry, I lunge at you with strife.
Upon contact, your red eye glared and body roared to life.
A mouth that ... | 7 | 0 | 6 | 2,765 |
[WP] Beneath the inky, subterranean waves. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 5 | 2,766 |
[WP] an unhappy person gains the superpower of mind control. | Falling.
That's how every morning begins. A blaring squall always emanating from the infernal mechanical contraption society imposed upon me. Yet I always succumb to it's will. Every morning since I was born 30 years ago...
30 years ago today.
I decided today was the best day to make my suicide "symbolic," at leas... | 12 | 0 | 14 | 2,767 |
[WP] an unhappy person gains the superpower of mind control. | These people, they have no idea how lucky they are. The ones who slept during class, the slackers, the jocks with the brain the size of a walnut. All of these stupidity, ignorant people don't know why the sky's blue. Or why the Moon changed shape day after day.
I envy them, being as stupid as them. I always wanted to ... | 2 | 0 | 14 | 2,768 |
[WP] an unhappy person gains the superpower of mind control. | Something changed about me.
It wasn't something I could stop.
I don't know how to fix this
And lower myself from the top.
The television stations are silent.
The radio stations are, too.
No Christmas lights go up this year.
No one will miss the view.
The power doesn't work anymore,
But no one cares to loot the... | 1 | 0 | 14 | 2,769 |
[WP] an unhappy person gains the superpower of mind control. | I'm a man who leaves flowers wherever he walks, but only behind him. A wandering light, staying not long enough in one place to know any of the people I touch, but just enough to see them receive my gift. Instilling hope in those I pass, I keep none for myself.
That's silly. That's selfish. That's wrong. That's the pr... | 2 | 0 | 14 | 2,770 |
[WP] an unhappy person gains the superpower of mind control. | Amanda looked at the glowing red numbers on her bedside table. 12:00. If it wasn’t for the fact that her clock was a 24 hour one, she wouldn’t have known whether it was midday or midnight. “Better get up I suppose.” she sighed and sluggishly lifted herself out from under her blankets. She didn’t really want to get up, ... | 1 | 0 | 14 | 2,771 |
[WP] A serial killer that was cryogenically frozen is unfrozen a in the far future by another race of intelligent beings. | Whoa - Demolition Man with a twist! I'm curious to see what kind of responses you get. | 1 | 0 | 7 | 2,772 |
[WP] A serial killer that was cryogenically frozen is unfrozen a in the far future by another race of intelligent beings. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 7 | 2,773 |
[WP] A serial killer that was cryogenically frozen is unfrozen a in the far future by another race of intelligent beings. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 7 | 2,774 |
[WP] A serial killer that was cryogenically frozen is unfrozen a in the far future by another race of intelligent beings. | Humans usually took about half an hour or more to recover, but not this one.
Most might have trembled in fear at the sight of his crew, but not this one.
Humans were thought to have been wiped out, but not this one.
Gerrac didn't even think this one was human, for it moved with such grace and speed, wiping out his e... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 2,775 |
[WP] A woman is told she is not pregnant by the doctor after she does a pregnancy test (urine test) but then the ultrasound comes up positive. Tears of sadness followed by tears of happiness. Take me through this woman's experience. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 5 | 2,776 |
[Image Prompt] An abandoned railroad in the fall (x-post /r/pics) | Did you mean to include an image in your image prompt? [This one](http://i.imgur.com/wTMKNHk.jpg) perhaps? | 6 | 0 | 14 | 2,777 |
[Image Prompt] An abandoned railroad in the fall (x-post /r/pics) | I used to come here a lot, Mum and Dad on either side as I jumped between the crumbling and blackened sleepers. Something was different every time; life always found a way to coax something new from this abandoned site: a purple flower sprouting from between the white rocks, leaves fallen into a spiral pattern. It was ... | 5 | 0 | 14 | 2,778 |
[Image Prompt] An abandoned railroad in the fall (x-post /r/pics) | Trains used to rule the world. Their tracks crossed and crisscrossed it, binding it with cords of steel and iron.
In binding the world, they gave the formerly wild and unchartable earth hard edges. They shrunk it down, made it finite, easily travelled. They dominated it and forced it to be tame and managable, small a... | 3 | 0 | 14 | 2,779 |
[Image Prompt] An abandoned railroad in the fall (x-post /r/pics) | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 14 | 2,780 |
[Image Prompt] An abandoned railroad in the fall (x-post /r/pics) | When I was a little boy, I stopped reading and and writing. It gave me no satisfaction to watch a film or listen to music, it was very sudden but I simply couldn't get lost in a fantasy world because I had found out that I lived in one. On a cool autumn day, I left my house at 2:56 in the morning. I typically liked to ... | 3 | 0 | 14 | 2,781 |
[Image Prompt] An abandoned railroad in the fall (x-post /r/pics) | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 14 | 2,782 |
[Image Prompt] An abandoned railroad in the fall (x-post /r/pics) | “Fuck off man. You’re gonna fuck right off”.
I tried to keep my aim steady, but it was hard. I was shaking like a madman, I was a nervous wreck. This is the last thing I needed right now. I stood, doing my best to disguise veiled weakness.
“You’re gonna turn round, and walk out the door. Then you’re gonna fuck of... | 3 | 0 | 14 | 2,783 |
[Image Prompt] An abandoned railroad in the fall (x-post /r/pics) | Everyone always spoke of the light at the end of the tunnel, but they never said it would be this beautiful. Behind me is a brick wall. I guess it's my time because I see no way that I can go back.
I wonder if this is different for everyone? Maybe I'll ask grandma when I get to the end of the tunnel. Strange, when I ... | 2 | 0 | 14 | 2,784 |
[WP] Write a story that satisfies two writing prompts from the front page of /r/WritingPrompts. | http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/1ub9h9/eu_you_are_an_assassin_sent_to_kill_ash_ketchum/
http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/1uaxvu/wp_a_man_awakens_with_no_memory_he_is_inside_a/
I can't believe it finally came to this. Years of preparation and training leading up to Ash Ketchum's capture.... | 6 | 0 | 28 | 2,785 |
[WP] Write a story that satisfies two writing prompts from the front page of /r/WritingPrompts. | [Devil dies](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/1uci6d/wp_the_devil_dies_and_learns_of_a_second_afterlife/)
[Ash gets killed](http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/1ub9h9/eu_you_are_an_assassin_sent_to_kill_ash_ketchum/)
This is my confession.
I remembered everything from the moment I was born... | 2 | 0 | 28 | 2,786 |
[WP] Write a story that satisfies two writing prompts from the front page of /r/WritingPrompts. | http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/1uclbo/wp_present_day_youve_acquired_a_time_device_that/
http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/1uclgs/wpeu_the_american_government_abolishes_all_paper/
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I faced the monument, focused on the tiny letters etched into the granite base. The worl... | 2 | 0 | 28 | 2,787 |
[WP] Write a story that satisfies two writing prompts from the front page of /r/WritingPrompts. | This counts as three right? ;) | 2 | 0 | 28 | 2,788 |
[WP] Write a story that satisfies two writing prompts from the front page of /r/WritingPrompts. | “Captain.”
“What is it Birgham?”
“I would advise a change of course. We’re running low on power.”
“I don’t take orders from you Brigham; you’re a navigator, nothing more. I tell you where we’re going, and you set a course, that’s it. Do you understand me?”
“Yes sir.”
“Schmaltzy!”
“Captain?”
“What is the level of... | 2 | 0 | 28 | 2,789 |
It's a game - The 'ation nation. | **Propogation, Mutation, Vexation, Placation, Privation**
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When Maxwell detected the *mutation*, he was somewhat distressed. "This is a definite *vexation*," he complained to himself, "since this strain is very good at self-*propogation*."
A moment later, Maxwell had ... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 2,790 |
It's a game - The 'ation nation. | Hi there!
Please remember to tag your posts. See the sidebar for details. | 1 | 0 | 7 | 2,791 |
It's a game - The 'ation nation. | Too long since pleasured, an abomination,
Been a long day so I'm down for some relaxation,
Feelin' like it's time for some, masturbation,
Went too hard, wrist caught the dislocation,
My Mom is taking me for a hospitalization.
| 2 | 0 | 7 | 2,792 |
It's a game - The 'ation nation. | We live in a nation that is a station for the propagation if procrastination. And the insinuation that masturbation is anti-creation or at least a demonstration of imagination is the defenestration of veneration.
I wanted to write more but I'm at a red light | 1 | 0 | 7 | 2,793 |
[WP] A Starship Navigator makes a huge mistake, causing the Ship to be Jumped into Deep Space, with little power left. | The captain awoke to a small buzzing in his skull, just below the left temple. Someone was trying to get in touch with him. Groggily he opened his eyes and spoke in what he hoped was a clear, commanding voice
"thrsshhs.....AHEM. This is McLaren, go ahead"
The slow, lilting voice of the ships AI replied
"Captain McLa... | 11 | 0 | 9 | 2,794 |
[WP] A Starship Navigator makes a huge mistake, causing the Ship to be Jumped into Deep Space, with little power left. | -004
My finger remained frozen on the button, as if there still could be some way I could un-press it. Just fifteen seconds ago, we were going home. Now, home was where we already were.
I forced my hand, still trembling, from the controls.
"Christ, why!"
I stared at the unforgiving panel in front of me.
*Energy L... | 2 | 0 | 9 | 2,795 |
[WP] A Starship Navigator makes a huge mistake, causing the Ship to be Jumped into Deep Space, with little power left. | Alright, I made a mistake. I'll be the first... and most likely the only one to admit it. After all, I'm the navigator, and the chief engineer, and the first mate, as well as the captain, and sometimes the cook, unfortunately. It's all part of being a tramp freighter. Sure, the New Marquette Works Model 13C Light Freig... | 1 | 0 | 9 | 2,796 |
[WP] A Starship Navigator makes a huge mistake, causing the Ship to be Jumped into Deep Space, with little power left. | “Captain.”
“What is it Birgham?”
“I would advise a change of course. We’re running low on power.”
“I don’t take orders from you Brigham; you’re a navigator, nothing more. I tell you where we’re going, and you set a course, that’s it. Do you understand me?”
“Yes sir.”
“Schmaltzy!”
“Captain?”
“What is the level of... | 1 | 0 | 9 | 2,797 |
The guy who just moved in next door that doesn't speak English is a highly trained spy that blows his cover to save a neighbor | Hi there!
Please tag your posts. See the sidebar for details. | 1 | 0 | 10 | 2,798 |
The guy who just moved in next door that doesn't speak English is a highly trained spy that blows his cover to save a neighbor | I'd just like to say that I never had any problem with the Polish. If they want to come here and work and pay their taxes and send money back to their families in Szczecin or Warsaw or wherever, that's fine by me. Tomas the plumber? Back in Poland he's probably a trained neurosurgeon, and he's only over here in the hop... | 6 | 0 | 10 | 2,799 |
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