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The American Government abolishes all paper money and only pennies are usable as currency. The elderly penny pinchers become the world elite. Write about their rise to power. | Hi there!
Please remember to tag your posts. See the sidebar for details. | 1 | 0 | 1 | 2,800 |
[CW] Go to this website: http://imgurroulette.com/ click "letsgo", and write a short story about whatever appears. Include the direct link to the image in your reply. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2,801 |
[CW] Go to this website: http://imgurroulette.com/ click "letsgo", and write a short story about whatever appears. Include the direct link to the image in your reply. | "It's a beautiful jacket sir, and it's only $700 dollars sir!" The salesman said. He practically reeked with dishonesty, from his too-wide smile to the gallons of cologne he was wearing to the ill-tailored suit he wore. You'd think a man working at a men's outfitters would have a proper-fitting suit.
"That seems like ... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2,802 |
[CW] Go to this website: http://imgurroulette.com/ click "letsgo", and write a short story about whatever appears. Include the direct link to the image in your reply. | "You sure about this?"
"Yes."
"We could always keep him. I know you're really attached, and he's happy with us. There's no need-"
"Don't. Don't make this harder than it already is. He will be happier here, and you know it."
I sigh. That girl is stubborn.
"But I can see the spark in your eyes when you play with him... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2,803 |
[CW] Go to this website: http://imgurroulette.com/ click "letsgo", and write a short story about whatever appears. Include the direct link to the image in your reply. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 3 | 2,804 |
[WP] A recent immigrant with poor English blows his cover as a highly trained spy to save his neighbor | Did you just post this twice? | 1 | 0 | 7 | 2,805 |
[WP] A recent immigrant with poor English blows his cover as a highly trained spy to save his neighbor | [Wait a second...](http://i.imgur.com/d5tf8ul.jpg) | 1 | 0 | 7 | 2,806 |
[WP] Someone buys out a branch of the mafia to make the members work for an arts and crafts store. | "For god's sake, Peter, it's a priceless work of art."
Peter shrugged, his massive shoulders stretching the orange and yellow-patterned store attire. "Sorry, boss, but he didn't buy the insurance with it." Dull eyes wandered over the mess on the floor. "I was jess showin' him what kind of thing I was warnin' him abou... | 7 | 0 | 16 | 2,807 |
[CW] Write about a blind date as a series of tweets | (I'm not a tweeter, so I'm trying my best.)
BFF is being mean, she set me up on a blind date. I'm bored, so I figured why not? #BFFsetmeup #BlindDate
I should listen to my BFF some more, blind date went awesome! He's so friendly! #FriendlyBoy #BlindDate
I regret it already, apparently he was just acting! I think he'... | 1 | 0 | 15 | 2,808 |
[CW] Write about a blind date as a series of tweets | * John(5:47pm): blind date tonight...never done this before...#nervous
* John(6:15): here at the bar waiting for this girl...my friend said she has straight brown hair. LITERALLY EVERY GIRL HERE HAS STRAIGHT BROWN HAIR.#dafuq
* John(6:36):still waiting...
* John(7:05):Pretty sure I got stood up.
* John(7:17):Definitely... | 11 | 0 | 15 | 2,809 |
[CW] Write about a blind date as a series of tweets | [6:34] 26 minutes early for blind date. Already told both waiter and bartender I'm waiting for someone. Not sure they believe me. #Firstdateof2014
[6:42] Asked guy next to me if he was Bill. He was not. Offered to buy him a drink anyway out of embarrassment. #Firstdateof2014
[6:53] Received text. “Are you the redhead... | 2 | 0 | 15 | 2,810 |
[WP] Someone accidentally summons a demon that likes to cut people open and watch their insides work. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2,811 |
[WP] Someone accidentally summons a demon that likes to cut people open and watch their insides work. | English: 8:30-9:30 (5 days a week)
Latin: 9:30- 10:30 (5 days a week)
Math Class: 10:30-11:40 (5 days a week)
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Current Time: 10:33
Notes: Lim(f)x = O as change in x approaches infinity...
Ughh! This is so boring! Why the hell are we learning about this? This class is so long... I can't do this anymore...This d... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 2,812 |
[WP] Someone accidentally summons a demon that likes to cut people open and watch their insides work. | In the summoning circle, something appeared, slowly, pouring itself into existence. It wasn't the humanoid beast he was expecting. Large, clear, fleshy lobes folded over themselves. Small areas on them puckered then opened to reveal eyes held in by sphincters. Along the floor, lines of gooey flesh began to lengthen int... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2,813 |
[FF] Write an argument between a boss and an employee. Speech only! | "What're you *DOING*, Peter?"
"Boss, he wuzznt co*-operatin*', y'know? I had to go to step 4."
"There's *blood* over my priceless Dürer, that painting is *priceless!*"
"Calm down, boss, we went over this... remember? I know this is upsettin', and frankly I am sorry I did not see that there paintin', but if y'ask m... | 1 | 0 | 13 | 2,814 |
[FF] Write an argument between a boss and an employee. Speech only! | "Who the hell do you think you are Margret?"
"Your boss Ian. I'm your boss."
"That doesn't mean you can just call me in here whenever you want and threaten to fire me like that!! I have priorities! I have a wife and kids to attend to. I AM YOUR EMPLOYEE, NOT YOUR SLAVE!"
"Oh, shut up! What are you going to do? I jus... | 1 | 0 | 13 | 2,815 |
[FF] Write an argument between a boss and an employee. Speech only! | "Mike, you know why I called you in here."
"No, sir."
"You were late. Again."
"Well..."
"What was it this time? Another medical emergency?"
"No sir, but that..."
"I can't take another excuse Mike. This is the third time. It's company policy for me to give you a written warning. Here, see this paper? This gets rec... | 13 | 0 | 13 | 2,816 |
[FF] Write an argument between a boss and an employee. Speech only! | Hi! I'm /u/PromptStory and I'm writing a continuous story based on prompts submitted here!
The previous part can be found here: [This is part 1!]
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**[1]**
"Uh, gimmie a second. Yeah, hello?"
*"Andy, where the fuck are you?"*
"I'm just stuck outside Eaglesford, traffic's being a bitch."
*"At mid... | 5 | 0 | 13 | 2,817 |
[FF] Write an argument between a boss and an employee. Speech only! | Not sure of denoting who's speaking is aloud, but whatever. It's important to the story.
Admiral: "Did you get the report done?"
Corporal: "No, I figured since I work in the government I didn't need to file a report."
Admiral: "Reports are MANDATORY for all citizens of this empire. Why would you be exempt, when the ... | 1 | 0 | 13 | 2,818 |
[FF] Write an argument between a boss and an employee. Speech only! | "Ma'am, that's not how you do that, you need to do it like I showed everyone else."
"That is the right way. Go check the manual."
"I don't care what it says in the manual, this is my store, my rules. Do it like this."
"If you have a problem with the way I'm doing it, call Stephanie and Jack. They'll tell you that I'... | 1 | 0 | 13 | 2,819 |
[FF] Write an argument between a boss and an employee. Speech only! | “Captain.”
“What is it Birgham?”
“I would advise a change of course. We’re running low on power.”
“I don’t take orders from you Brigham; you’re a navigator, nothing more. I tell you where we’re going, and you set a course, that’s it. Do you understand me?”
“Yes sir.”
“Schmaltzy!”
“Captain?”
“What is the level of... | 1 | 0 | 13 | 2,820 |
[WP] The devil dies, and learns of a second afterlife. | I died. Just like that. Who even knew I had the ability to die? Who even knew that they could kill darkness with just a pair of human hands? Who even knew that their wills were still intact? They banded together and just...killed me. That mean looking one, the one that looked like me, he was the leader. I knew I shoul... | 17 | 0 | 72 | 2,821 |
[WP] The devil dies, and learns of a second afterlife. | Alpha and Omega. Beginning and the end.
I was eternity. Forever. I was there along-side him, when he created the heavens and the earth. I witnessed his creation. I was sickened, by their blind loyalty, their endless praise. So I did what was in my nature. I accused. I taught these fleas how to think for themselves. I ... | 73 | 0 | 72 | 2,822 |
[WP] The devil dies, and learns of a second afterlife. | Lucifer had spent his life trying to avoid the shadow of God, which was really quite a pain in the ass. The old man really was a conniving, controlling, dogmatic little bastard, and he seemed to be everywhere, what with the omnipresence and whatnot. To get away from him, Lucifer had been forced to take less than desira... | 6 | 0 | 72 | 2,823 |
[WP] The devil dies, and learns of a second afterlife. | Darkness.
That's what it was. That's the first thing I remember. After, of course. Who knew I could _actually_ die? Certainly not Him. Much as The Book says that we're enemies, we're more like old drinking buddies, doing our jobs. He'd have said if He knew. I wonder if He knows? I mean, they wrote that He knew everyth... | 4 | 0 | 72 | 2,824 |
[WP] The devil dies, and learns of a second afterlife. | As routine leads to boredom, boredom leads to curiosity.
At least that's how I saw it. And really, could you blame me? Here I am, and despite all my titles (Luscifer, Satan, Devil, Dark One) I still got the worst job this side of death. Stuck in this literal Hell-hole where it's practically guaranteed that I'll only ... | 1 | 0 | 72 | 2,825 |
[WP] The devil dies, and learns of a second afterlife. | "What the f-"
*"SILENCE"*
"Do you know who you are speaking to you imbecile?!? I am Lucif-"
*"I SAID.....**SILENCE**"*
The sovereign of death was astounded at the blatant disregard for authority; however his anger was masked only by his confusion. One moment he was standing before his Father's broken visage, victor... | 7 | 0 | 72 | 2,826 |
[WP] The devil dies, and learns of a second afterlife. | I can't fucking believe this. No one told me it was actually possible for me to die of old age; me, the king of hell dying because of a fucking heart attack. Not only that, the one who would take the throne is my worthless son who spends his days in the torture chamber just jacking off to the screams of the punished so... | 1 | 0 | 72 | 2,827 |
[WP] The devil dies, and learns of a second afterlife. | I stood before a god. Not the God but a god. One I had never seen before or even heard about. I intimately knew God the creator, he and I had a disagreement awhile back. I always thought it was bullshit that I was expected to fight him at the end, especially since he supposedly made everything, including me. How c... | 3 | 0 | 72 | 2,828 |
[WP] The devil dies, and learns of a second afterlife. | Satan awakened in darkness, confused. He forgot where he was and what had happened. And who the people around him were. Apparently, the people he killed. But what he doesn't remember is that there was a rebellion in hell against himself, and he had died. But now under his feet lied a gravel terrain and tons of fog. ... | 1 | 0 | 72 | 2,829 |
[WP] The devil dies, and learns of a second afterlife. | I think that the line will never end - "I must be in hell" I said to myself as I've checked my number, I couldn't even spell it. Red flashing sign was at 779, numbers on my card changed to "eternity". I laughed at myself seeing that I've created this system and now I'm a victim of my own sense of humour. How I got ther... | 1 | 0 | 72 | 2,830 |
[WP] The devil dies, and learns of a second afterlife. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 72 | 2,831 |
[WP] The most humble and honest boy in the world is cursed by an evil stepmother and nothing but a lie can ever cross his lips again. Its 40 years the stepmother dies and he just found out it was a curse as it lifted. | "What do you not want, Harry?"
"I would hate you if got me a scotch and soda."
"Coming right up."
Harry turned around and surveyed the bar. Good turnout for a Tuesday, maybe ol' Doug could actually make this bar work. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
Doug brought him his drink. "Place is fuckin' dead, Doug. I ... | 3 | 0 | 12 | 2,832 |
[WP] Certain fictional languages (i.e. Elvish, Al Bhed, D'ni, etc) become the official languages of various countries around the world. | "tlhIngan Hol qutluch patlh Sovmo' je lIH bel." Declared General K'Trelan.
There were guttural growls of approval that arose. This satisfied him greatly. He was finally where he belonged, among his people. He had come from nothing and was now the most powerful force in the United States.
He raised his hands, and the ... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 2,833 |
[WP] Certain fictional languages (i.e. Elvish, Al Bhed, D'ni, etc) become the official languages of various countries around the world. | "Fayskxawng ke nayume ke'ut ^(These morons will learn nothing)," Antrosian ambassador Onatxan te Skxawng Tìrey'itan said. "Ayoengìl kin kivar wivem ^(We need to teach them to fight)."
te Skxawng was in a meeting with Rethvo's president, Vordis. te Skxawng spoke Na'vi, while Vordis spoke Mando'a. They were preparing fo... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 2,834 |
[WP] Certain fictional languages (i.e. Elvish, Al Bhed, D'ni, etc) become the official languages of various countries around the world. | E muja oui. That's what I said, but not what she heard.
Fryd yna oui cyoehk?
I can't understand her, either.
Ed'c uin bihecrsahd vun Babel.
No, it's not.
Fryd yna fa cbaygehk.
E lyh'd ihtancdyht oui. E naylr uid yht knyp ran ryht. Rubehk du nayccina ran. Cra dinhc yht nihc vnus sa. Dra cbenym pakehc ykyeh.
E bel... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 2,835 |
[WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | At the reunion I had no protection
PJ's are useless to resist detection
My cousin - my second - looked at me and beckoned
Believing she'd caused my erection | 40 | 0 | 31 | 2,836 |
[WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | A man was paying a visit to the doctor's office
"If you could stop masturbating, that would be a plus!"
The man asked, "but why doctor? I have no clue!"
"Only because I'm trying to examine you!"
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#003
(I know this one was a bit of a cop-out, but rhyming is hard!) | 17 | 0 | 31 | 2,837 |
[WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | My father always gave good advice
He said short phrases that were nice.
One day he wrapped his arm around my shoulder and said, "honey,
"Remember the most important thing: Fuck bitches. Get money." | 30 | 0 | 31 | 2,838 |
[WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | **Literally?**
This first part I'm writing in line for the train
This second while waiting to buy a hot dog
And this one I write at the bank, oh the pain!
The last one in traffic. Damn this fog! | 1 | 0 | 31 | 2,839 |
[WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | I'm stuck on my prompt resolution,
But suddenly here's the solution.
For me this is piece number four,
And I don't have to write anymore!
-005 | 3 | 0 | 31 | 2,840 |
[WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | She chortled at my conversational skill
Then I asked what she does for a thrill;
"Studying for the bar, I could just die!"
I sipped my drink and said "So am I!"
| 1 | 0 | 31 | 2,841 |
[WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | Haikus are quite fun.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Screw 'only four lines'. | 13 | 0 | 31 | 2,842 |
[WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | Meat, potatoes, goulash soup
Boob baboons and hula-hoops
O! heap of beans, O! fount of poop
Meat, potatoes, goulash soup | 32 | 0 | 31 | 2,843 |
[WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at poems
Refrigerator | -1 | 0 | 31 | 2,844 |
[WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | -003
We kissed at midnight on New Years Day
Felt something warm and thought, foul play!
You peed your pants and ran away
But its ok, I wish you stayed
| 10 | 0 | 31 | 2,845 |
[WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | He runs finger through beach
The white foam covering wet face
Hold on, not beach, bitch.
| 1 | 0 | 31 | 2,846 |
[WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
| -2 | 0 | 31 | 2,847 |
[WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | The toilet he did clog on New Year
A daring escape he made
No one knew due to too much beer
And they blamed it on some guy named Wade
Edit: Formatting | 2 | 0 | 31 | 2,848 |
[WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | There was an old man named Buck.
He drove to town in his truck.
And then found he there, a nude maiden fair.
Who said: "something, something, duck". | 1 | 0 | 31 | 2,849 |
[WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | Once upon a time, I fell for a girl
We shared a kiss underneath the mistletoe swirl
Now we live in different worlds
Only escaping my tomb to see the withering swirl
| 1 | 0 | 31 | 2,850 |
[WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | Not my own work, but I have always been fond of:
>Hippopotamus
>Anti-hippopotamus
>Annihilation
And now for my own:
In a western saloon
Make sure your drink is yours
Don't accidentally grab the spitoon
And end up ruining their floors. | 1 | 0 | 31 | 2,851 |
[WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | A writer is writing a poem
The poem he's writing is like foam
It builds in the shape of a dome
Crap what rhymes with dome | 5 | 0 | 31 | 2,852 |
[WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | Loved one writhes in dark abyss,
Lost of hope, drained of bliss,
You can not heal their pain,
Please just end this cruel game. | -1 | 0 | 31 | 2,853 |
[WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | There was an old man with a bucket
He said he came from Nantucket
I can't think of a rhyme; I'm all out of time
So I'll just finish this with ”Oh fuck it" | 9 | 0 | 31 | 2,854 |
[WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | There once was a fellow named Bob
Who was trying to find a job
He went and applied for some work as a nanny
But his reading was poor and now he's a tranny | 1 | 0 | 31 | 2,855 |
[WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | There once was a man called Jack,
Who really loved smoking crack
His friends gathered 'round
They all fell down
Fuck off and get your own. | 0 | 0 | 31 | 2,856 |
[WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | There once was a man with a cat in his ass
It have him a terrible terrible rash
One day he said "I've had enough! This is it!"
And expelled the feline in a mountain of shit | 2 | 0 | 31 | 2,857 |
[WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | The last man left alive on earth
Used to think his fortune small
Now he finds his millions worth
Absolutely bugger all! | 1 | 0 | 31 | 2,858 |
[WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | Ha!
So this is California!
Said the idiot from Wyoming,
While still in Wyoming | 1 | 0 | 31 | 2,859 |
[WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | My Genetics lecturer's a master,
Breeding Fruit Flies nobodies faster,
He's got no social life, and even left his wife,
For *Drosophila melanogaster*. | 2 | 0 | 31 | 2,860 |
[WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | There once was a website named Reddit
T'was community content that fed it
Until a man with two dicks posted some pics
Too much for some so they fled it | 3 | 0 | 31 | 2,861 |
[WP] Write the funniest poem you can in four lines. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 31 | 2,862 |
[EU] A Eulogy for Uncle Phil, from the perspective of one of the Fresh Prince characters | The room is silent, heads are bowed in sorrow as Phillip Banks lays in his coffin, passed on too early.
"Would anyone care to say a few words about Phil?" the voice comes out. The minister presiding over had finished his eulogy for the late judge and the floor was now open to Phil's loved ones to receive some closure ... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 2,863 |
[WP] I immediately regret this decision! | What happened? What are you are you talking about? I'm confused. | 2 | 0 | 31 | 2,864 |
[WP] I immediately regret this decision! | I.. I didn't mean to make her sleep. I really didn't. She was a nice lady. She let me stroke her hair.
I hope I'm in the right place. I think I'm in the right place. The place to go. He'll know what to do, he always does. He'll make it all go away. He should be here at any moment. I think he'll be angry, but he'll kno... | 26 | 0 | 31 | 2,865 |
[WP] I immediately regret this decision! | [deleted] | 12 | 0 | 31 | 2,866 |
[WP] I immediately regret this decision! | My hot, stupid tears make my vision blurry. I don't think I'd want to see this anyway. My arm raises of its own accord and I feel my scratchy jacket sweep across my face, drying it. It barely works, of course. The wind pushes my loose pants and I can see the outline of my thighs through the khaki material.
Just do... | 7 | 0 | 31 | 2,867 |
[WP] I immediately regret this decision! | It's dark. Then it got brighter, much brighter. I felt the heat. It's getting uncomfortable, I started to sweat, and my body started to shiver. But I couldn't move.
Then there came the voices. It got louder and louder. The high pitch screams went through my ear. And the cry went through my heart, leaving a deep burnt ... | 1 | 0 | 31 | 2,868 |
[WP] I immediately regret this decision! | I finally got a date. It was hard for me to go up to her, wiping my sweaty hands on my jeans, stammer out niceties, and get to the main point. I had mulled it over for days, worrying, twisting the variable scenarios left and right, until my insecurities grew fantastic and ugly. But on that day, I swallowed a boulder-si... | 1 | 0 | 31 | 2,869 |
[WP] I immediately regret this decision! | I watch as the scarlet glides down my porcelain skin. I didn't mean for it to cut this deep, and I can feel myself fading. I just wanted to feel something for once. This should of just ended with a simple scar, but instead they'll find me and my mangled wrist in the morning. I can't help but think of who will attend my... | 1 | 0 | 31 | 2,870 |
[WP] I immediately regret this decision! | In the beginning, God was about to create the heavens and the earth, but instead He decided to pop out to Pauli's for a pint.
"How's the world treating you, YHWH?"
"I haven't even created it yet," said the Lord, "how the hell do you *think* it's treating me, Pauli?"
"My name's not Pauli," said the bartender.
Then... | 5 | 0 | 31 | 2,871 |
[WP] I immediately regret this decision! | It's not the fall that kills you, so the saying goes.
I'm an anxious person, and I can't help it. I fret and I obsess over detail, just in case it matters. I used to hate that. What I wanted was a moment of freedom from worry and care, when I knew that the die had been cast and fate was in the lap of the gods and ther... | 1 | 0 | 31 | 2,872 |
[WP] I immediately regret this decision! | The three of them stood on the walkway looking down, out, across, just waiting. Traffic buzzed endlessly beneath them, the sky moved happily above them and its air wrapped them up in a cool, welcome blanket. A sudden thought struck Danny like a pebble falling from the infinite blue above them. The pavement beneath h... | 2 | 0 | 31 | 2,873 |
[WP] I immediately regret this decision! | Two roads diverged in a yellow wood. I took the left one. Everyone else took the right one. But hell, I wanted to take the road not taken. It went on...and on. And on. I'd been walking for over an hour before I had come to a conclusion. I was lost. The ranger had told the group that the paths were only thirty minutes c... | 1 | 0 | 31 | 2,874 |
[WP] I immediately regret this decision! | The oven sounded and Edward took out the dinner. Tonight was lasagna night! "Mom, Dad, Phoebe, dinner is ready, come on down!" he shouted from the bottom of the stair well. The other family members lazily slouched their ways down to the table, silence was in the air, you could tell no one wanted to be together today. E... | 1 | 0 | 31 | 2,875 |
[WP] I immediately regret this decision! | I immediately regretted everything I’d just said.
It was three simple words. “Dad, I’m gay”. Should’nt have been that hard right? I thought he was a chill guy, he never seemed to have a problem with anyone or anything. I expected a man-ish pat on a back and a ‘always had you down as one’ in that exclusive-to-dads joke... | 2 | 0 | 31 | 2,876 |
[WP] I immediately regret this decision! | "It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end."
I can't remember where I heard that. Maybe in a movie or something. But I'm halfway down and all I can think about is that damn quote.
Who knew there'd be so much time to think?
But that cliche about your life passing before your eyes must be a l... | 1 | 0 | 31 | 2,877 |
[WP] I immediately regret this decision! | A metallic click followed by the the grinding of stone reverberated through the old house as the locksmith turned the lever of the vault, pulling the heavy steel door open. I took a shuddering breath, about to find out if I was a rich man or a poor fool.
The smith looked at me, dutiful to the privacy of his trade, and... | 1 | 0 | 31 | 2,878 |
[WP] I immediately regret this decision! | "It's another day!" I exclaimed with newfound fervor.
The reason for my newfound fervor is simple; I have made another New Year's Resolution. You might ask, "What is YOUR resolution this year?" It's simple- to stop "drilling a hole."
Ever since the tender age of 5, I have been masturbating. Especially since my famil... | 1 | 0 | 31 | 2,879 |
[WP] I immediately regret this decision! | Pain in my ass.
I light my fourth smoke since 8pm. It's 8:20.
It was always piss simple. You see an obstacle, you remove it.
Kids on the playground every damn day, beating my ass, back in elementary school. So finally, I get fed up, and make some rounds with a baseball bat. Not a one of ‘em will even *look* ... | 2 | 0 | 31 | 2,880 |
[WP] I immediately regret this decision! |
The congregation was assembled. The people gathered were waiting for one thing - for her.
The virgin, all dressed in white, slowly - hesitantly? - made her way to the altar.
Slowly, with each measured step being watched by the assembly with great trepidation and scrutiny - this was a moment they'd been expecting for... | 1 | 0 | 31 | 2,881 |
[WP] I immediately regret this decision! | Marcus Harbak had never been very fond of the sewers. Since the time of his youth, he had always stayed far away from the manholes. Even as a full-grown man, with a gun in his holster and eleven years of precision training behind the barrel, he scooted over the metal covers as quickly as the regiment’s formation woul... | 3 | 0 | 31 | 2,882 |
[CW] Write a story where you begin and end the story with the words "death has no power". | "Death has no power"
"Whataya mean Death has no power, isn't that what we we burn those people for?" Said George, pointing over to the large furnaces stuffed with screaming humans.
"I dunno, he just said his power went out so why don't you go check on it before he gets pissed and starts firing people like me" said Sa... | 2 | 0 | 21 | 2,883 |
[CW] Write a story where you begin and end the story with the words "death has no power". | Death has no power.
For you see, she is a scavenger.
The nimble being that darts in and devourers what remains of us.
Death is very patient and will only strikes the wounded, the ones who are left dying and vulnerable out in the open.
The real alpha predator is Life.
The one that dares to take what it wants ... | 12 | 0 | 21 | 2,884 |
[CW] Write a story where you begin and end the story with the words "death has no power". | -003
Death has no power. That’s what I keep telling myself. I keep whispering to myself. Don’t do it. Don’t do what? Don’t jump. Don’t jump. Ha, I’m not jumping, I’m falling. I’ve always wanted to feel like I was flying, although this is a shitty substitute. Something I won’t even remember. I think it was curiosity th... | 1 | 0 | 21 | 2,885 |
[CW] Write a story where you begin and end the story with the words "death has no power". | "Death has no power." That was what my father told me before they hauled him off to the gallows. That was what he last told me. He wasn't a religious man, didn't hold great faith in the afterlife. Oh sure, he believed in it. He just didn't see what was so great about it. I have reflected long and often on his last word... | 5 | 0 | 21 | 2,886 |
[CW] Write a story where you begin and end the story with the words "death has no power". | “Death has no power.” so read the graffiti scrawled on the rotting prison's long abandoned walls. Without thinking, I ran my fingers across the message, drawn to it...hoping to find some connection with a human long since dead. There was no shiver, no moment of clarity, no sublime realization of my place in the unive... | 2 | 0 | 21 | 2,887 |
[CW] Write a story where you begin and end the story with the words "death has no power". | Death has no power.
This is the motto that he lived by ever since his girlfriend of five years left him. The day she left was the day that he stopped caring about everything. The financially stable, one hundred percent sober businessman was now an unemployed drunk with out a care because hey, death has no power ri... | 1 | 0 | 21 | 2,888 |
[CW] Write a story where you begin and end the story with the words "death has no power". | Death has no power.
People claim that death steals our friends and family, snuffing out their dreams and aspirations. However even when death claims someone, that person isn't gone, they live on in our hearts and minds. They exist within each life they have touched and their dreams and aspirations will be carried ... | 1 | 0 | 21 | 2,889 |
[CW] Write a story where you begin and end the story with the words "death has no power". | "Death has no power."
You could’ve fooled me as I sat beside that hospital bed, watching her thin chest rise and fall. Listening to the soulless beeping of those machines. Hearing her lungs rasping. Hearing her breathing get more and more shallow as the clock on the wall ticked away the last minutes of her life.
That... | 1 | 0 | 21 | 2,890 |
[CW] Write a story where you begin and end the story with the words "death has no power". | "Death has no power" - I said looking him straight in the eye, while he pulled the trigger. A moment after that, while Death itself stared at me, I repeated: "Death has no power". | 1 | 0 | 21 | 2,891 |
[CW] Write a story where you begin and end the story with the words "death has no power". | "Death has no power over me. She told herself this thing over and over, chewing her lip as she read her book. "Death has no power has no power over me." She looked up, a prayer on her lips.
There was a grinding sound came from the ceiling. She sat with her book, her feet curled beneath her, and a steaming cup of tea b... | 1 | 0 | 21 | 2,892 |
[WP] Present day. You've acquired a time device that will enable you to go back to any time and place in history. You have one mission... | In the same way that the easiest way to divert a river is to dam its source, in order to save humanity from itself, I would have to go back to a very early moment. Luckily, the wrist-mounted chronolog that I had been able to smuggle out of the labs of the Tempordyne Corporation would easily be able to send me back to t... | 3 | 0 | 14 | 2,893 |
[WP] Present day. You've acquired a time device that will enable you to go back to any time and place in history. You have one mission... | Jack slipped on the ring. Immediately, he saw the world around him change. Shades of those long-gone passed by, as time rewound itself like a tape in a VCR. This was not the first mission Jinx had sent him on. It wouldn't be the last. As Jinx had explained, each point in time has already happened, played out like a tap... | 5 | 0 | 14 | 2,894 |
[WP] Present day. You've acquired a time device that will enable you to go back to any time and place in history. You have one mission... | The curiously-garbed stranger glanced yet again at the strange glittering, now foully smoking contraption encircling his left wrist. "Damn it," he whispered.
"Please do not condemn us, great god-man," I pleaded, "I don't understand what you're asking of me."
"I want nothing, only for you to let me help you through wh... | 2 | 0 | 14 | 2,895 |
[WP] Present day. You've acquired a time device that will enable you to go back to any time and place in history. You have one mission... | We didn't have much time. The sirens were blazing and we could hear their men raiding the fortress. Time was ticking away, and time was what we needed the most. I checked the gauntlet. *12.31.99*. The eve of the 21st millennia.
"Remember, you only have 30 minutes", said the rebel.
"I know," I said as I punched in t... | 2 | 0 | 14 | 2,896 |
[WP] Present day. You've acquired a time device that will enable you to go back to any time and place in history. You have one mission... | Edit: I wrote all this on a phone so forgive a few autocorrects and missed corrections.
"12 hours ago I was a young at heart middle aged man with a beautiful wife, a small business, two dogs, and a great apartment downtown. I've just committed genocide and this is my confession" as Patrick speaks into a video camera.... | 1 | 0 | 14 | 2,897 |
[WP] A horror in which an intruder is in the house of a mentally unstable person, and the home owner is unsure of whether or not the intruder is a figment of his imagination. | I'm always alone in my house, just as I'm always alone in my mind.
Both have their own landscapes and laws, utterly divorced from the outside world, and once you spend enough time isolated in their maze-like expanses, they become cluttered to the brim with strange and frightening shapes that loom at you in the half-l... | 3 | 0 | 14 | 2,898 |
[WP] A couple goes through with their wedding ceremony, even though the world will end in only one hour. They are the only ones who arrive at the altar. | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 4 | 2,899 |
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