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[WP] A couple goes through with their wedding ceremony, even though the world will end in only one hour. They are the only ones who arrive at the altar.	His foot tapped restlessly on the marble floor, checking his wristwatch with a stare. Expressionless, he tried to figure out the ticking hands on the old analog watch his father gave him. Eeelehven ohh..three. No four. Make it five. Eleven o' five, maybe a minute too fast. He was wondering in his mind if this extra min...	2	4	2,900
[WP] A character going about their life. But are fully aware they're fictional.	"Another adventure? What's this moron putting me up to this time?" I said as I casually roamed the grounds of the Renaissance fair that had recently traveled to my city. I passed a very well endowed woman and thought to myself, "Hey... hey writer? Want to help me out a bit here? I haven't been with a girl since the las...	17	35	2,901
[WP] A character going about their life. But are fully aware they're fictional.	She paces her room. "Stop narrating in your head! I know you're there and watching me." She grabs a knife. "This isn't some fuckin' Truman show, shit. I'll end it here, I swear." The knife bites into her flesh. "Leave me alone. I don't exist. Why would it matter if I did. You exist and you're doing nothing, but ...	8	35	2,902
[WP] A character going about their life. But are fully aware they're fictional.	[deleted]	0	35	2,903
[WP] A character going about their life. But are fully aware they're fictional.	Hello there! Thank you for choosing cheap science fiction novel Number 2,445,893. If your reading this, it means you most likely enjoy technobabble, shallow love interests, humanoid aliens, stereotypical villains, cheesy special effects in your movies and you want to have sex with your mother. Okay, I lie about that la...	8	35	2,904
[WP] A character going about their life. But are fully aware they're fictional.	Jason stepped onto the bus, smiling, this was his favorite part of the day. He loved the bus. He was in awe, everyday, of how many characters the author could create. There was a man wearing an expensive suit with headphones in, Jason thought he might be a lawyer. All over the bus were women, men, and children that had...	4	35	2,905
[WP] A character going about their life. But are fully aware they're fictional.	Capria jumped and climbed up the side of the cliff, giggling to herself as she grasped an outcrop of rock. "Oh, you silly girl, I'm nimble as a goat!" She turned and smiled at the sky, knowing of the person penning her adventures only too well before turning back, black pigtails blown in the wind that burst through the...	3	35	2,906
[WP] A character going about their life. But are fully aware they're fictional.	Traveling today. Guess he’ll put something stupid in my head, like ‘Frou Frou’ or some other such nonsense. Gary always had something stuck on repeat in his head on days he flew. Today was no exception, with the airy vocalizations of Imogen Heap singing ‘Let Go’ in a seemingly endless loop. *Oh, for fuck’s sake... ...	1	35	2,907
[WP] A character going about their life. But are fully aware they're fictional.	You know that feeling of despising a relatively innocuous sound simply because it had the misfortune of becoming your morning alarm? I tend to sympathize with it more and more as the days have gone on. What has it done to anyone? It’s simply bits of code programmed into my alarm clock, yet with reckless abandon, every ...	1	35	2,908
[WP] A character going about their life. But are fully aware they're fictional.	DEADPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!	0	35	2,909
[WP/EU] The American Government abolishes all paper money and only pennies are usable as currency. The elderly penny pinchers become the world elite. Write about their rise to power.	I'm sorry, but this isn't the best prompt.	-5	98	2,910
[WP/EU] The American Government abolishes all paper money and only pennies are usable as currency. The elderly penny pinchers become the world elite. Write about their rise to power.	Hilarious prompt, but not sure anyone is going to give it a try.	-1	98	2,911
[WP/EU] The American Government abolishes all paper money and only pennies are usable as currency. The elderly penny pinchers become the world elite. Write about their rise to power.	Tyron Vi Britannia Stonemason, named so after his father, Carl, bobbled from side to side as he waited for his turn in line. Age had not graced him with beauty, but the wisdom he acquired at the cruel quarries of New Denmark found no peer. In his hands, he held a small box of canned poutine; a rare delicacy from the la...	6	98	2,912
[WP/EU] The American Government abolishes all paper money and only pennies are usable as currency. The elderly penny pinchers become the world elite. Write about their rise to power.	They came in droves... Before we even knew what had happened they were taking down store after store. It was like a storm washing over an unsuspecting ship lost at sea. The jingling and chiming of copper substituting for thunder and lightning. Normal people were lost, their money left useless. We were forced to go t...	21	98	2,913
[WP/EU] The American Government abolishes all paper money and only pennies are usable as currency. The elderly penny pinchers become the world elite. Write about their rise to power.	/u/MindOfMetalAndWheels WE NEED YOU HERE, THIS IS PERFECT EDIT: Also, Happy Cakeday CGPGrey!	2	98	2,914
[WP/EU] The American Government abolishes all paper money and only pennies are usable as currency. The elderly penny pinchers become the world elite. Write about their rise to power.	OXNARD --- A child of the Great Depression, 81-year-old senior Louise Lincoln doesn't think too much about her new red Ferrari Testarossa. "It handles horribly," Lincoln said. "I don't know why anyone would want an Italian car instead of a nice Buick. I'll let my sons drive the fancy ones." Lincoln recently acquired ...	2	98	2,915
[WP/EU] The American Government abolishes all paper money and only pennies are usable as currency. The elderly penny pinchers become the world elite. Write about their rise to power.	Regina Levinston stepped from her carriage, and the throngs parted before her. They did so at the behest of her massive security envoy, but they hardly did so unwillingly. She was a fixture of the city, self-dubbed The Empress of the Copper Coin, called The Couch Cushion Queen in the streets, and Ma'am by everyone in e...	3	98	2,916
[WP/EU] The American Government abolishes all paper money and only pennies are usable as currency. The elderly penny pinchers become the world elite. Write about their rise to power.	The most powerful people in the world met every morning at Hardee's for coffee and cinnamon raisin biscuits. Ernie was the first to arrive, as he did most mornings. It gave him time to read the paper and see how the world was fairing. Lately, it wasn't so good. Currency markets were in the headlines, and the news wa...	4	98	2,917
[WP/EU] The American Government abolishes all paper money and only pennies are usable as currency. The elderly penny pinchers become the world elite. Write about their rise to power.	Macy entered the long marble hall. Her intrepid eyes gleaned the grandeur of the room. The Penny Pincher sat in the distance. A velvet carpet drew the girl towards the throne at the end of the chamber, her footsteps softened by the cloth. Spears of sunlight crossed above her head and pillars stood guard on either side ...	2	98	2,918
[WP/EU] The American Government abolishes all paper money and only pennies are usable as currency. The elderly penny pinchers become the world elite. Write about their rise to power.	Off topic, but this is how Vanderbilt got to be so rich. He ran ferry lines, which accepted only coins ("hard money"). Many other people also accepted bank notes. In the 19th century bank crashes were so frequent that Vanderbilt, during the frequent deflationary recessions, could use his specie to buy up competitors,	1	98	2,919
[WP/EU] The American Government abolishes all paper money and only pennies are usable as currency. The elderly penny pinchers become the world elite. Write about their rise to power.	To the young, The irony of this moment should lay as a yoke, heavy upon on your drooping shoulders. The very same will keep us warm at night. "We're sorry," you said, but you will be. "We were busy," you said, but now it's us who are busy ruling a world without you in it. Your selfishness condemns you. You ate our...	1	98	2,920
[WP] Take the most depressing piece of media you know and make it a comedy.	Running a big factory in wartime is hard enough, but what if *nobody can understand you?* * "This cah. Goeth woulda bought tha cah. Why did I keep the cah?" * "Oh, the car! I'm sorry Oskar, I thought you wanted to sell the cod!" Hilarious misunderstandings and uproarious antics are the order of the day as O...	7	16	2,921
[WP] Dialogue between two people with no common language	gestures	1	6	2,922
[WP] Dialogue between two people with no common language	The man who flagged me down was standing in the circle of light described by the streetlight just off of campus. I went over to him to see what he wanted, but he was saying something I couldn't understand. I shrugged my shoulders and arched my eyebrows in confustion. He didn't stop. *Oh great, he's going to talk sl...	3	6	2,923
[WP] Dialogue between two people with no common language	Well, the machine worked. Rick could see that much. There was a tan-skinned girl standing on the platform in his garage. Dark hair was neatly pinned up behind her head, and it matched her groomed dark eyebrows which had launched high above fear-filled eyes. She wore a pink tunic. "Hi," Rick said, putting his hands up...	2	6	2,924
[WP] Write about the way the sunset looks from two different characters' perspectives. One is depressed. The other is in love and happy.	Multiple personality disorder patient #372: Inner dialogue recording #3 Level of disability: Severe "Oh, how the late afternoon sun dips so beautifully upon the horizon, elegantly dancing it's light upon the clear waters, only to soon give it's heart for the moon's wondrous midnight shine. I could-" "Another day ...	19	53	2,925
[WP] Write about the way the sunset looks from two different characters' perspectives. One is depressed. The other is in love and happy.	[deleted]	3	53	2,926
[WP] Write about the way the sunset looks from two different characters' perspectives. One is depressed. The other is in love and happy.	It was dusk, but in the twilight, she could have sworn it was more like dawn. The sky melted into a hue colors. She grabbed her camera and started snapping away. This was what she was here for. Despite the freezing temperature and the cold sea breeze of the Atlantic, she snapped away at the sun as it descended into the...	6	53	2,927
[WP] Write about the way the sunset looks from two different characters' perspectives. One is depressed. The other is in love and happy.	“I love you, too.” I said, avoiding her eye. Her fingers wrapped around mine, I can tell that she is smiling -- no, beaming. I dig my feet further into the sand, which has started cooling with the setting sun. “I’ve been waiting so long to hear you say that,” She says. Her high pitched tone only adds to the cliche nat...	3	53	2,928
[WP] Write about the way the sunset looks from two different characters' perspectives. One is depressed. The other is in love and happy.	Depression What a wounding allegory created by mother nature herself. The death of a day is the setting of the sun. Just like my end lies at the barrel of this gun. No one will miss me and no will will care. Because life - life is never fair. Happily in love What a beautiful display by mother natu...	9	53	2,929
[WP] Write about the way the sunset looks from two different characters' perspectives. One is depressed. The other is in love and happy.	"Isn't it beautiful?" "..." "Hey. John. Dork. I'm talking to you." "Oh. Yeah. What're you talking about?" "The sunset, you moron. Makes me miss Rob. How the orange and pink is mingling on the horizon over the ocean, the intensity of the sun as it lays down for the night. It's just so poetic and... beautiful." "Ye...	3	53	2,930
[WP] Write about the way the sunset looks from two different characters' perspectives. One is depressed. The other is in love and happy.	Another bloody day have gone past, and it all feels so...meh...again. It's dull and the sun setting into the ocean looks oddly familiar, as if it could have been the egg I had for breakfast. Ugly, would be a kind word to use. I don't even know why I'm looking at it. The blasted thing stings my eyes and that idiot screa...	3	53	2,931
[WP] Write about the way the sunset looks from two different characters' perspectives. One is depressed. The other is in love and happy.	I want to see someone write this so that the sunset has a positive impact on the depressed individual, and a negative impact on the happy one.	3	53	2,932
[OT] And the winner of this week's Flash Fiction contest is...	Hey -- just wanted to say, you're awesome for running all these contests. I haven't participated in one yet, but I may do so next time.	2	2	2,933
[OT] And the winner of this week's Flash Fiction contest is...	There was a contest?	2	2	2,934
[WP] Being human	I am coming not as a somebody but a nobody. Not a nobody made perfect but a man broken by pain and suffering. Not a man but a child who has taken a shape different many breaths ago. Breaths which words be cage for. Not as light as feather or hard as rock. Breaths taken with pictures and sounds taken vast in numbers. Nu...	2	4	2,935
[WP] You inherit a cursed treasure. The only way to break the curse is return the treasure.	Leo got himself into this, he thought, and he knew how to fix it. The problem was that he wasn't certain what would happen once it was fixed. His uncle didn't like him all that much, but because they were each the only family that the other had, maybe his uncle believed it was better that his nephew get his stuff than...	3	9	2,936
[WP] You inherit a cursed treasure. The only way to break the curse is return the treasure.	"Uncle Jone, where are you taking me" Maggie asked as they raced down the hospital hallway. "Don't ask questions just go along with it." He answered back diligently. Maggie felt she had gone along with it long enough, first her parents died and she had to move in with her uncle, then he shoves her into some weird...	3	9	2,937
[WP] A father, while trying to get his 3-year-old to sleep, overhears his wife having a phone conversation with what appears to be her lover.	I was reading her favorite book to her. She always laughed while I read it for her as it was a pretty funny book. By the end she always fell asleep but I kept hearing my wife talking of the phone to someones and she kept laughing. I just got the feeling something was off about her conversation. Suddenly I hear her say ...	2	7	2,938
[WP] A father, while trying to get his 3-year-old to sleep, overhears his wife having a phone conversation with what appears to be her lover.	As I entered my daughter's room, I flipped the switch on her night light and sat down to read her a bedtime story. As I opened the book, I could hear Sarah laughing from the other room. I paused and hushed my daughter, listening in on her talking. I could make out a few words such as "dinner", "not married", and "8am",...	5	7	2,939
[WP] A father, while trying to get his 3-year-old to sleep, overhears his wife having a phone conversation with what appears to be her lover.	[deleted]	1	7	2,940
[WP] The Taste of Freedom	As I sat against the cold wall with my American flag cluthed in my hand, and my Colt 1911 in the other. Wiping the blood off the corners of my mouth. I puffed away my cigarette and watched as the scene before me unfolded. Enemy foot soldiers tore down the my flag upon the White House, raising their disgusting Sickle an...	2	4	2,941
[WP] The Taste of Freedom	David lay collapsed against the wall, feeling the bullet rip through his flesh. "Sniper!" he yelled out instinctively. The rest of his squad had already scattered. David lay alone. He could see some of his squad behind cover, but it seemed they were to concerned about surviving to care about him. He had heard th...	2	4	2,942
[WP] The Taste of Freedom	[deleted]	2	4	2,943
[WP] First contact is finally made with aliens when they reach out to us..... on reddit.	[WP] Aliens making first contact with humans give speech to make Earth love us. Write that speech.	15	17	2,944
[WP] First contact is finally made with aliens when they reach out to us..... on reddit.	IamA Xerbacroian from Zeborg 5 AMA.	10	17	2,945
[WP] First contact is finally made with aliens when they reach out to us..... on reddit.	[deleted]	1	17	2,946
[WP] First contact is finally made with aliens when they reach out to us..... on reddit.	[deleted]	1	17	2,947
[WP] First contact is finally made with aliens when they reach out to us..... on reddit.	For some reason the aliens decided to make first contact over reddit. Their mistake was made apparent by 5 downvotes and one comment: "Proof?"	14	17	2,948
[WP] First contact is finally made with aliens when they reach out to us..... on reddit.	Good Guy Steve Image (In impact font, with black outline) "Comes to Earth Doesn't destroy everyone." 1220 points, 10 hours ago (2215\|995)	5	17	2,949
[WP] First contact is finally made with aliens when they reach out to us..... on reddit.	[Posted to /r/adviceanimals on Sat Jan 5 05:61:07 2014 EST.](http://www.livememe.com/qmszxcx)	3	17	2,950
Somehow, The One Ring falls into the possession of the cast of characters from any TV show.	Hello robostapler, Your post is not tagged correctly. Please see the sidebar for details. A tag should be in [square brackets]. (This is an automated post.)	1	1	2,951
[PI] Figured it was time to allow the forum to eviscerate a full work of mine. Inspired by the prompt "You inherit a cursed treasure. The only way to break the curse is return the treasure".	Remainder of story, as promised. ~~~~~~~~~ “Hey, pal, you alive?” A voice asked. My eyes flew open and I shot into a seated position, scaring off the American GI’s who were inspecting my body. Four men in olive green uniforms, three with helmets on and all with rifles slung over their shoulders, stood around me. As I...	3	4	2,952
[PI] Figured it was time to allow the forum to eviscerate a full work of mine. Inspired by the prompt "You inherit a cursed treasure. The only way to break the curse is return the treasure".	Okay, I'll eviscerate it. I'll try to anyway, but I'll go ahead and say that it's actually very good. I'm curious as to who your intended audience is, though, if any. It seems like this would be a great story for adolescents. So, pitfalls. Whenever I write from the first person perspective, I often catch myself ...	2	4	2,953
[WP] Porn is ruining a marriage. Write both perspectives of husband/wife. Bonus points for including son/daughter's perspective.	Reinald: I never thought of Carol as this sexual active, now she spends all day coming up with new activities . I swear this is illegal somewhere, to tie up your own husband to the bed and repeatedly hit him with a leather whip is downright abuse. Not to mention our daughter, Gerti just saw her in the act of lubing a...	2	16	2,954
[WP] Porn is ruining a marriage. Write both perspectives of husband/wife. Bonus points for including son/daughter's perspective.	Hi The screaming started yet again, it has been going like a clockwork in the house for the last months. Mom screaming at Dad, him screaming back until one of them slams the door, claiming an "emergency at work". While the other one just sits in their room weeping and when I ask if anything is wrong they always try to...	3	16	2,955
[WP] Porn is ruining a marriage. Write both perspectives of husband/wife. Bonus points for including son/daughter's perspective.	He sat in the room alone. It was dark, the only source of light was from his laptop screen. It was crazy, really. Dan wasn't even home. He was in a motel room in the city. He could turn the lights on and blast the volume so loud that the other tenants would think he bought a prostitute. Had it really come to this? Watc...	21	16	2,956
[WP] Porn is ruining a marriage. Write both perspectives of husband/wife. Bonus points for including son/daughter's perspective.	Danny was furious. Alex was looking at porn again, despite Danny's objections. Didn't Alex see how it was affecting their relationship? In fact, Alex seemed more interested in watching other couples fuck than actually coming to bed with the person Alex was supposed to love. Nothing would work short of destroying the la...	2	16	2,957
[WP] Create a time loop.	We are human, one soul, one in the same, one mind, and one time, A baby cries out, it's first breath in a world of wonder. A father and mother look into the eyes of the child and see the world reflected. Years pass and the couple sees the child grow. Love and hate, pain and pleasure, failure and success, al...	5	6	2,958
[WP] Create a time loop.	Ker-thump. He landed hard again, and an electric bolt of pain shot through his right knee and up his leg. He stupidly rushed ahead anyway, stumbled, clambered to his feet and threw himself foward. "Goddammit!" There was no way in hell he was making it this time. He shouldn't have even tried. The initial wave ...	1	6	2,959
[WP] Create a time loop.	(I took a spin on it, if you don't mind. 3:15 in the morning so I apologize if it's hard to follow. Or dull. Or predictable.) Now I was somewhere on my 98th or 99th time jumping through. I pulled up my sleeves and counted the various tallies. 97. Feels like more. But I have to. I must. I look at the window. It was ...	1	6	2,960
[WP] Create a time loop.	"Why don't we order?" Jim said. "Fine," Andy replied. "Maybe if the waitress would ever come over-" The grisly old waitress walked up to the table and scowled at the two men, as if she heard the men complaining. "What'll it be," she croaked. Jim looked up from the menu. "I'll have the eggs and bacon. Over easy- I want...	1	6	2,961
[WP] Create a time loop.	i. am. tired. i never wanted this. i never wanted to drag this hollow corpse through eternity. i was peaceful. i was resting. i was dead. now i am nothing but a ragdoll in a grown up Man's toybox. i don't know why He wakes me. and every time i can, i try to go back. to rest. and He always wake me up. i don't know His n...	1	6	2,962
[WP] Create a time loop.	I looked round over my left shoulder, and thought I saw a shadow flicker across my peripheral vision. I was about to turn my whole body to face a cluster of bushes behind me when- BANG! I cried out in pain, as my left leg collapsed beneath me and the ground rushed up towards my face. I had just enough time to cat...	1	6	2,963
[WP] Each casing the other for their next victim, two serial killers meet and fall in love.	For as long as my memory serves me, I never once hesitated to strike down my prey. It must have been the way he looked at me, that smug expression he radiated as he embraced death even tighter than I. And for a moment, I lost composure. I quickly brought myself back and laughed, "You think you can get out of this? I ...	4	11	2,964
[WP] Each casing the other for their next victim, two serial killers meet and fall in love.	There’s something beautiful about a serial killer who exactly meets the expectations, he thought. He was emaciated and had a patchy brown beard. He hadn’t showered in weeks and his house smelled of something dead, most likely the bodies. In his free time he wrote various manifestos, ranging from anarchistic to sociali...	3	11	2,965
[WP] Each casing the other for their next victim, two serial killers meet and fall in love.	Seems like an extension of my writing prompt :( http://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/1ube6l/wp_two_infamous_serial_killers_track_down_their/	1	11	2,966
[WP] A character who only sees in black and white suddenly encounters someone in color, but don't make it a love story.	I saw him from across the room. It was hard not to stop and stare. I knew he knew, and he, I. His skin, what of it left uncovered, glowed like something that I could not describe. It was not black, not white, nor anywhere in between. It was outside of that. Something entirely alien. Certainly he was an alien. I stood, ...	6	35	2,967
[WP] A character who only sees in black and white suddenly encounters someone in color, but don't make it a love story.	[REACTED] [REACTED] [REAC....RE.....RE....RE.....] I awoke........the machine is broken....the machine is down. [EMOTION: SCARED] [EMOTION: HOPEFUL] [OBJECT: MEDICATION] is gone. The room around me is grey and weathered, the [OBJECT: SUNLIGHT] hurts my eyes; its coming from the window. Where is my [OBJECT: ...	9	35	2,968
[WP] A character who only sees in black and white suddenly encounters someone in color, but don't make it a love story.	We considered it a culture. Those of us born without cones had to stick together. They called it the I Love Lucy syndrome after the supposedly black and white TV show. I say supposedly because I had never seen different. From the moment we’re born we immediately start making sense of the world around us, even if mem...	3	35	2,969
[WP] A character who only sees in black and white suddenly encounters someone in color, but don't make it a love story.	Another day, another sunrise, another empty life. No disease or genetic disorder caused this. The doctors were quite sure there was nothing wrong with my eyes. They sent me straight to a shrink. He was a good shrink though. Mild schizophrenia is what he said. Mild! What a relief! I never really bought that either...	8	35	2,970
[WP] A character who only sees in black and white suddenly encounters someone in color, but don't make it a love story.	I woke up. Today was like every other day. I fixed myself a nice breakfast, a cup of coffee fresh out of the pot, and grabbed my coat to go for my daily run. I ran outside and looked up at the sky. It looked the same as it did every other day I looked at it. I turned the corner and ran past all of the trees and ...	1	35	2,971
[WP] A character who only sees in black and white suddenly encounters someone in color, but don't make it a love story.	"Staring is rude", my mother always said. She said a lot of things. It disappointed me she didn't say anything when I sliced her throat. The police said enough for her, though. The shouting, interrogating, the trial. It was all awfully noisy. I was silent the entire time. Even in the jail, I said nothing, just watched ...	3	35	2,972
[WP] A character who only sees in black and white suddenly encounters someone in color, but don't make it a love story.	The colors!, John thought. So beautiful! So this is what it's like! And suddenly he got tears in his eyes. So this is what he had been missing, all those years! He had no time to analyze what was happening, his emotions where too strong. All he could think of was to touch, to paint, to bemuse this silhouette. He wanted...	1	35	2,973
WP] You are a prisoner who has just been released from solitary confinement. Upon walking out into daylight for the first time in some years, you find the snow on the ground to be a product of warm climate, not cold.	Hello Pynch_my_rainbow, Your post is not tagged correctly. Please see the sidebar for details. A tag should be in [square brackets]. (This is an automated post.)	1	1	2,974
[WP] Famous Redditors meet up in a top-secret discussion, to take over the world.	[deleted]	2	17	2,975
[WP] Famous Redditors meet up in a top-secret discussion, to take over the world.	[deleted]	1	17	2,976
[WP] Famous Redditors meet up in a top-secret discussion, to take over the world.	I would respond to this, but I don't think the others will let me.	6	17	2,977
[WP] Famous Redditors meet up in a top-secret discussion, to take over the world.	[deleted]	3	17	2,978
[WP] Famous Redditors meet up in a top-secret discussion, to take over the world.	[deleted]	2	17	2,979
[WP] Famous Redditors meet up in a top-secret discussion, to take over the world.	[deleted]	1	17	2,980
[WP] Famous Redditors meet up in a top-secret discussion, to take over the world.	A reminder to all, from the sidebar: > Top-lever comments that are jokes or just lazy will be removed. If your story is humorous, that's absolutely fine. In fact, it can be quite enjoyable. But if it's simply something like: > Unidan will rule the world. or > Everyone is karmanaut. it doesn't contribute.	4	17	2,981
[WP] Famous Redditors meet up in a top-secret discussion, to take over the world.	Okay, but only because you have a dog. It was hard to see everyone's faces in the dark basement. Only a yellow light hanging above the table gave Karmanaut a good look at the crowded redditors as they filed down the staircase. "Where's Andrew Smith?" "He was banned months ago," said Trapped in Reddit as Unholy Demig...	12	17	2,982
[WP] The intoxicated, panicked inner monologue of a fictional character not known for drug use, written in some form of rhythmic/poetic verse.	Not sure how well you can use this. I assumed the character was drinking alone. Was I wrong? I fear I cannot tell the tale this drink has bought for me. For problems, my life has none, but the problem of nothing. Now realized, I have, of the lifeless life I live. My only regret is the lack of regret I have to...	2	7	2,983
Write a poem or story where the first and last words are both onomatopoeia.	Onomatopoeia A long word, hard to haiku Onomatopoeia *** Edit: Sorry my sarcastic poem is the top rated post in your thread.	17	9	2,984
Write a poem or story where the first and last words are both onomatopoeia.	Pattering of rain, Fades with the rising sun, The birds start twittering.	2	9	2,985
Write a poem or story where the first and last words are both onomatopoeia.	buzzzz groan sip sigh plod plod "TAXI" screech "4th Madison" "You betchya" honk "Damn bikers" honk honk screech click "Thank you" jingle clop clop "Mr. Bergstrom, you're late" "Sorry sir. I'll get straight to work" sigh beep boop "Darn computer won't work" tapp tapp tapp tapp tapp "Th...	10	9	2,986
Write a poem or story where the first and last words are both onomatopoeia.	click I wake up every morning to the light of my screen. Daily pattern: Facebook notifs, Reddit front page, Youtube uploads. My whole life revolves around clicking this damned thing that looks nothing like a mouse. Nothing just feels real anymore. I have "friends" in Facebook, but the relationship is not real. I get...	1	9	2,987
Write a poem or story where the first and last words are both onomatopoeia.	Fwoosh, and the lights fell out below me. Seatbacks in their upright positions, an honest mistake. Too much to hold onto - a world between eight months. Pebbles in the water, we danced on the tin roof of our bad decision; louder with each shuffling move to get out of the other's way. Like pirated silhouettes, skipping ...	1	9	2,988
Write a poem or story where the first and last words are both onomatopoeia.	Boom! The gunshot echoed down the alleyway long after it had been fired. The rulebreaker had fallen almost instantly, dead before he even hit the ground. Oh well. Another casualty of the rules. That's what happens when you break the rules: you get punished. The man in the black trench coat spun his pistol around in...	1	9	2,989
Write a poem or story where the first and last words are both onomatopoeia.	-knock knock- You wake up with a start. -knock knock- It is more persistent now. You feel the tension of fear, yet shake it off and try to keep your composure. You put on your robe. Walking to the door cautiously, another set of knocks. You grab the doorknob. Twisting it slowly, you peer out into your apartment...	1	9	2,990
[WP] Two best friends working together for CIA. One is forced to torture the other.	"He's cuffed to the chair. You need to work him until he talks about the blueprints he saw yesterday." The chief lit a cigarette. This was everyday business to him. To Jessica, it was different for her. She hasn't tortured anyone. She wanted to be apart of the team. She also wanted a good position when she was ou...	3	3	2,991
[WP]A new pill comes on the market that allows people to split their psyche into 'good' and 'bad' sides which then duel until one is destroyed forever. Your protagonist has just taken a pill.	I should probably have taken it at home or something, but I couldn't wait and just took it on the street just outside the chemist. There was a massive pain in my head, but it was so numb that I didn't know which to be more worried about, the pain or the numbness. Then for a second everything went black and I am still s...	6	13	2,992
[WP]A new pill comes on the market that allows people to split their psyche into 'good' and 'bad' sides which then duel until one is destroyed forever. Your protagonist has just taken a pill.	"Miraculous", they called it. "The end to all your problems!" There was a law, very recently, that allowed all death row prisoners a choice: pop a pill or pop the weasel. Not really much of a choice, but still, a choice. And so, I signed it away. Just a little tiny signature, akin to the last breath of a part of my p...	5	13	2,993
[WP]A new pill comes on the market that allows people to split their psyche into 'good' and 'bad' sides which then duel until one is destroyed forever. Your protagonist has just taken a pill.	Always curious about the sides of my brain, the pill seemed the logical option to me. The pills outside was simple, one side was black, the other white with a gradual gradient between them. "dig up the deepest evils and pull down the greatest goods, have them fight and see which side of you is stronger" is what the pil...	2	13	2,994
A man who has allowed other people to make decisions for him his entire life suddenly takes control, but has become too self-absorbed to see the pain he has caused	So.... Breaking Bad?	1	3	2,995
[CC] Feedback, tips, anything would be appreciated.	[deleted]	1	8	2,996
[CC] Feedback, tips, anything would be appreciated.	Right off, that's seven 'hurt' or 'hurting's in the first paragraph. I don't think I have to tell you that that is too many. Rather than tell us you're hurting, and expecting the reader to go 'oh yeah, he's hurting, I guess,' you need to show it. What are the physical signs of heartbreak? What is the author doing that ...	2	8	2,997
[CC] Feedback, tips, anything would be appreciated.	Well, I think making sure that all your sentences have a subject and a predicate is the first step to improving this.	2	8	2,998
[CS] To Triumph Over Melancholy	Anne turned from the line with her plate of food. It was over almost before it happened—someone stepped the trailing hem of her dress just as she headed for an empty table, and she pitched forward. She had only an instant to imagine herself sprawled on the floor surrounded by a pattern of fallen crackers. But somehow...	2	2	2,999

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