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[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Doorbell again. Story of my life. | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,100 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,101 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Cosmo sex tip: Habanero body massage. | 7 | 0 | 130 | 3,102 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,103 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Read "Write the funniest sex story". | 2 | 0 | 130 | 3,104 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,105 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | No toilet paper? Not my problem. | 2 | 0 | 130 | 3,106 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Slovakian Santa Claus ate Batman. | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,107 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | New processor lets Cheney feel love. | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,108 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Hodor hodor, hodor hodor hodor hodor! | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,109 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Reddit crashes. Fedora sightings increase significantly. | 6 | 0 | 130 | 3,110 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Prostrate myself to speak truth? Lie. | 2 | 0 | 130 | 3,111 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Alladin isn't just a turban legend. | 11 | 0 | 130 | 3,112 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | I'm no bullet. I got fired. | 2 | 0 | 130 | 3,113 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | "AWWW, YER SHITTIN' ALL OVER ME!" | 2 | 0 | 130 | 3,114 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Make my day, dirty sexy mailman. | 5 | 0 | 130 | 3,115 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Jurisprudential fetishist gets off on technicality. | 12 | 0 | 130 | 3,116 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | And they lived happily ever after. | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,117 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | [deleted] | -3 | 0 | 130 | 3,118 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | I can't write under terse terms. | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,119 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | [deleted] | -3 | 0 | 130 | 3,120 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Sex with vaccum cleaner. It sucked. | 3 | 0 | 130 | 3,121 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | I swear, this doesn't happen normally. | 2 | 0 | 130 | 3,122 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Mathematician greater than sum of parts | 5 | 0 | 130 | 3,123 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | AccountTheThird never read instructions carefully. | 2 | 0 | 130 | 3,124 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Step at a time, off the cliff. | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,125 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Guillotining happening. Just a heads up. | 2 | 0 | 130 | 3,126 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Once upon a time, that's it. | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,127 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Jenny got the hivvy and died | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,128 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | "Thanks, come again!"
So I did. | 2 | 0 | 130 | 3,129 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Oops, I pooped myself! Sorry! | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,130 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | "Worst part is, she was my sister!" | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,131 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | I sneezed. You caught. I'm sorry. | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,132 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 130 | 3,133 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Directions unclear, dick stuck in keyboard. | 2 | 0 | 130 | 3,134 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,135 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | "Defendant accused of uncertainty. Plea?" "Guilty?" | 7 | 0 | 130 | 3,136 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,137 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | I came. I saw. I regretted. | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,138 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Don't do squirell crack, eat people | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,139 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | EUGENE! I JUST SHIT MY PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANTS! | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,140 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | "Shit!" Pause, "The mics still on." | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,141 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Muhammad makes himself a hefty profit | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,142 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | One-legged man escapes police on foot.
or One legged man escapes on foot. | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,143 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Software Piracy rising. Software navy fearful.
My wife is departed...necrophilia isn't. | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,144 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Gas for sale. Must take car.
(I actually used this when I Craigslisted my rolling wreck of a car...) | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,145 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | In death, your diet is ruined. | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,146 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | His fart was art. It stunk. | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,147 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | We call this act the, "Aristocrats". | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,148 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Man discovered tattoo on penis: m-i-n- | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,149 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Holy fucking shit, it's a dinosaur! | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,150 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Tim Curry: the white Morgan Freeman. | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,151 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | "Hey kid, wanna join pen club?" | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,152 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Cause of death: Gummy Bear Mauling | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,153 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | "Butthole," she queefed. "Fart," he bonered. | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,154 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Came in second, best night ever. | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,155 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,156 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | I began kissing her down her neck, past her breast and arriving below the waist to unzip her pants, which at that point I was shocked to see, the girl from the bar was in fact, a he. | 4 | 0 | 26 | 3,157 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | When you climbed out of the swimming pool--the glistening water making your hair shine in the light--I was too distracted to compliment you on your beauty because I was still wondering why my cell phone was at the bottom of the deep end. | 10 | 0 | 26 | 3,158 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | As i lean down to kiss my corgi and let him lick my face, indulging myself with this little pleasure after a hard day of work, i notice with the corner of my eye a half eaten piece of dog shit on the kitchen floor. | 12 | 0 | 26 | 3,159 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 26 | 3,160 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | Why did the aliens even bother coming here if they were so damned terrified of us? | 6 | 0 | 26 | 3,161 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | There she stood in my bedroom, her body illuminated in the moonlight, a breeze filled the room and she turned around, her penis whipping in the wind. | 37 | 0 | 26 | 3,162 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | As I consumed the mini tacos, fresh from the oven, with careless meat stains on my shirt, a deafening wail is heard that echoes across the entire property. Upon looking to the ceiling of the kitchen I came to the realization that my house, my residential abode itself, was also a taco, which harbors the implication that... | 14 | 0 | 26 | 3,163 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | Already used to being "ding-dong ditched" by the local teenagers, I was not nearly as surprised by the empty doorstep before me as I was by the bag thrown over my head from behind. | 13 | 0 | 26 | 3,164 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | It was only after I sleepily set out my sons ADD medication and took my Prilosec that I looked down into his Spiderman cup and saw an all-too familiar looking purple pill. | 3 | 0 | 26 | 3,165 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | Comparing penis lengths with your many siblings may not sound as fun when you're the only boy. | 12 | 0 | 26 | 3,166 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | I love my family, my sister-in-law mainly. | 22 | 0 | 26 | 3,167 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 26 | 3,168 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | For a moment, her hair glowed brighter than a golden crown, her beauty radiated like the sun shining on a morning pond, and she screamed so loud I couldn't hear the sirens of the fire department. | 13 | 0 | 26 | 3,169 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | I didn't realize, when I agreed to this blind date that he would actually be blind... and that even then he would leave because I sounded "ugly." | 8 | 0 | 26 | 3,170 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | She turned towards me and it was then that I realized she wasn't just the woman I had fantasized night and day over but also a stuft nacho delicacy from the heavenly grills of Taco Bell itself. | 3 | 0 | 26 | 3,171 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | The pregnancy test came back wet. | 5 | 0 | 26 | 3,172 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | I grabbed her nipples and squeezed gently, milk squirting into the bucket. | 10 | 0 | 26 | 3,173 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | It took me three hours to get halfway up the mountain, and only a few minutes to get down again. | 1 | 0 | 26 | 3,174 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | After letting out my gooey signal to Justin to inform him that I was finished, he stopped kneeling to stand up straight, face to face with me, and we both took a strong whiff of the bodily fluid that sat upon our upper lips, looked elegantly into each other's eyes as we cleared them of any of our own crusty love glue, ... | 2 | 0 | 26 | 3,175 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | Richards had watched his target for weeks. Every day he would pass this alley on his way back to his office. On this day, Richards would step out behind him, put two silenced bullets in his head, get into his car and drive away. There were no security cameras nearby. The entire act, from stepping out of the alley to dr... | 1 | 0 | 26 | 3,176 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | It took me a while to realize that the taxi I had drunkenly waved down was, in fact, a mobile gay porn set. | 2 | 0 | 26 | 3,177 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | As I look out the window as it rains during the night, the wind is strong, thunder rolls, and only one thought comes to mind,
DO HE GOT BOOTY?
(First time posting here. Sorry if I suck!) | 1 | 0 | 26 | 3,178 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | During the heated passion of the night, Warren Smeedly never noticed that his new romantic interest was in fact a gigantic purple slug named Edgar. | 1 | 0 | 26 | 3,179 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | I decided to answer his question in the only way I knew how, to tell it all from the start. He looked deep into my eyes as I let the dark veiled shadows of my past flow from my mouth. The anger and the despair and the regrets of all corners of my life was revealed. I was sobbing hard and my hands found his sides, gripp... | 1 | 0 | 26 | 3,180 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | I angrily asked the man rudely blocking me to get out of the way, but the reflection stared angrily right back. | 1 | 0 | 26 | 3,181 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | I rolled over that morning, and realized I wasn't alone in bed; the blow up doll from the night before was still there. | 2 | 0 | 26 | 3,182 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 26 | 3,183 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | "I'm all tapped out," said the keg. | 1 | 0 | 26 | 3,184 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | *I had no idea what I was in for," said the prisoner. | 1 | 0 | 26 | 3,185 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | "What did I just say?" said the teleprompter. | 1 | 0 | 26 | 3,186 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | "Whose line is it anyways?" said the cokehead. | 1 | 0 | 26 | 3,187 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | "I pledge allegiance, to the flag," said the soccer player. | 1 | 0 | 26 | 3,188 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | "Jose can you see?" Said the terrible punch line. | 1 | 0 | 26 | 3,189 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | "I am in love with a Fus Do," said the dragonborn's dyslexic wife. | 1 | 0 | 26 | 3,190 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | "I know that a completely accurate sentence is a bunch of words merely separated by a comma," said every redditor ever. | 1 | 0 | 26 | 3,191 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | "I hope this blows up overnight," said the terrorrist. | 1 | 0 | 26 | 3,192 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | "Plot twist, you say; in one?" Says he. Apparently the he's a she. If by one, in fact mean three, then she's a him, and he is me. | 1 | 0 | 26 | 3,193 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | "I've had enough of your bullshit," said the cow toilet. | 1 | 0 | 26 | 3,194 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | "My pronunciation is fine!" Said the Diction, airy. | 1 | 0 | 26 | 3,195 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | "Welcome all, if you made it to the event you are never getting out," said the black hole. | 1 | 0 | 26 | 3,196 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | "Why does the hole have to be black?" said the theoretical physicist. | 1 | 0 | 26 | 3,197 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | "I'm so whet," said the stone. | 1 | 0 | 26 | 3,198 |
[FF] Write the funniest plot twist possible in one sentence. | "You stupid little bitch!" said the dog trainer. | 1 | 0 | 26 | 3,199 |
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