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[WP] You catch your neighbor doing something illegal | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 7 | 3,000 |
[WP] You catch your neighbor doing something illegal | I held my cup of coffee with both hands, letting the cup warm my hands. It's too fucking cold out today. The heat is off since the damn landlord won't get the furnace fixed. I guess it could be worse.
I paused by the window in the foyer, and spotted Steve taking his trash out. He seemed to struggle a bit with the bag,... | 8 | 0 | 7 | 3,001 |
[WP] You catch your neighbor doing something illegal | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 7 | 3,002 |
[WP] You catch your neighbor doing something illegal | He watched his neighbor plant the seeds and worried what to do. He knew Frank. Frank was a good guy, but he was planting marijuana. He had no problem smoking pot. He had no problem with frank growing pot. He did have a problem with Frank growing pot in his flower bed. He thought about what to do. Frank had jumped the f... | 3 | 0 | 7 | 3,003 |
[WP] A blind man makes a deal with an angel to get his eyesight back. The only problem is that the angel is actually a devil. | He sounded sugary. I guess that ought to have been my first clue. Also the fact that I'd summoned him with Tibbles' slightly mangy skull and some left over rose petals from the last, disatrous, time I'd tried to seduce a woman. But he turned up in my living room, a choir of slightly bored voices heralding his less than... | 15 | 0 | 16 | 3,004 |
[WP] A blind man makes a deal with an angel to get his eyesight back. The only problem is that the angel is actually a devil. | The voice. That voice should have been an immediate giveaway. And yet... In that moment I had wanted nothing else but my sight, and so I made the request.
A voice like the grinding of stones in a cave, where every syllable resounded, imbuing the very structure of it's sound with contempt. Where vowels were shaped by g... | 7 | 0 | 16 | 3,005 |
[WP] A blind man makes a deal with an angel to get his eyesight back. The only problem is that the angel is actually a devil. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 16 | 3,006 |
[WP] A blind man makes a deal with an angel to get his eyesight back. The only problem is that the angel is actually a devil. | Despite all the descriptions of Dean's new granddaughter, he couldn't imagine what she looked like. *Red hair, green eyes..* Throughout his 63 years, he had felt all sorts of hair-even red hair-but underneith the itchy hospital blanket Dean couldn't feel the baby's hair or face. After the surgery they'd release him fro... | 1 | 0 | 16 | 3,007 |
[WP] A blind man makes a deal with an angel to get his eyesight back. The only problem is that the angel is actually a devil. | He could feel the sunlight against his skin but it did not pierce his shrunken eyelids. Every morning he woke up just as the sun was rising. His wife used to say he was punishing himself. Before she punished him and left.
He didn't really blame her. Although she claimed to love him he knew it was mainly because he was ... | 3 | 0 | 16 | 3,008 |
[WP] A person with multiple personality disorder is contemplating suicide. The other personalities talk the person out of it/into it. | This is so messed up, this is all so fucking messed up. How the fuck can I go on like this?
well, you've already written the letter...and bought the pills, you might as well see it through...
*Please no, please stop, please. You don't want to this, I know you don't want to do this.*
I don't have any other choic... | 18 | 0 | 46 | 3,009 |
[WP] A person with multiple personality disorder is contemplating suicide. The other personalities talk the person out of it/into it. | *I hate to preface this, but because it's kind of weird I wanted to leave a note. I wrote this is in the first person* and *third person and in a strange style that's new to me. Let me know what you think, and enjoy! I promise I'm not suicidal and that I have one personality.*
 
***
 
 &a... | 6 | 0 | 46 | 3,010 |
[WP] A person with multiple personality disorder is contemplating suicide. The other personalities talk the person out of it/into it. | The reflection in the mirror has always confused him as he never felt like the person within it. That pain drove him to this ultimatum. He picked up the razor and stared one last time into the mirror.
*As if you have the balls to do it. You've never had the balls to do anything.*
I'm going to just you watch."
***I ... | 1 | 0 | 46 | 3,011 |
[WP] A person with multiple personality disorder is contemplating suicide. The other personalities talk the person out of it/into it. | I just feel the need to point out that multiple personality disorder doesn't work like that. Personalities fully take over the body with that condition and the personalities might know of the existence of the others but they don't interact with them. What you're thinking of is schizophrenia. | 9 | 0 | 46 | 3,012 |
[WP] A person with multiple personality disorder is contemplating suicide. The other personalities talk the person out of it/into it. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 46 | 3,013 |
[WP] A person with multiple personality disorder is contemplating suicide. The other personalities talk the person out of it/into it. | *seriously. are you going to just stare at it all day? could you PLEASE just do SOMETHING? i'm getting tired of your pussyfooting around.*
oh my god please stop. please stop. make it stop. please. too much. please, i...please...
**STOP WHAT? STOP REMINDING YOU OF THE NOTHING YOU ARE? OF THE SPACE YOU SO SHAMEFULLY O... | 2 | 0 | 46 | 3,014 |
[WP] A person with multiple personality disorder is contemplating suicide. The other personalities talk the person out of it/into it. | Well, here we are again, Tim. Deja Vu. You know, i thought that after all this time you would have made yourself a little more emotionally robust since the last time you attempted this, perhaps even realise that what you tried to achieve was incredibly stupid and selfish. Yet, here we are.
"Shut the fuck up! I know wh... | 2 | 0 | 46 | 3,015 |
[CC] Looking for feedback on response to railroad Image Prompt (link to prompt inside) | Love the imagery in the third paragraph. In fact, the whole metaphor with locks and the fight of the nature and the wild is very pleasant to read. My only criticism would be only use one sentence rather than two that mean the same thing: e.g autumn is the time for dying things. For endings. I understand that is emphasi... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 3,016 |
[CC] Looking for feedback on response to railroad Image Prompt (link to prompt inside) | This is a wonderful little excerpt.
The only part that threw me out of the story a bit was the following line:
> it is too old, too true.
I can't help but feel that it comes across a bit forced and inorganic, though I can't quite articulate why.
I apologize, I'm no writer myself, so I can't really, offer a sol... | 1 | 0 | 9 | 3,017 |
[IP/EU] A two-minute sketch of Pooh. | Honey was best alone
It was the glue that kept friendships running
And with all of it gone,
My little-brainedness turned to cunning
How could I not have seen the error of my ways?
That time of unenlightenment was just a phase.
Predatory nature set a new need ablaze
and now I cannot go back to the older days.
So... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 3,018 |
[IP/EU] A two-minute sketch of Pooh. | Do you want to hear a story? I know a story, but I don’t think this is a story you want to hear. See there’s a reason for everything, for the forest, every leaf on the trees. Everything has a place, a purpose. Do you know why the boy hides in the woods? I can tell you, but you can’t tell anyone. You have to promise not... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 3,019 |
[OT] Weekly 2014 Challenge Thread | It's really frustrating when it's getting late and I can't find a prompt that I really want to write. So now, I've started trying to get at least one done as early as possible, and do others I like more later in the day if I want.
Other than that I am having a blast. Where is the link to the wiki page by the way? | 2 | 0 | 12 | 3,020 |
[OT] Weekly 2014 Challenge Thread | I've been enjoying myself, though when I have to work an all day shift, trying to find the energy to write is extremely hard. What I've been doing is finding a prompt or two I want to write before I go to work, keep it open in an extra tab, and think about all the ways I can write it. Even if I'm tired, the fact that I... | 2 | 0 | 12 | 3,021 |
[OT] Weekly 2014 Challenge Thread | Something that I'm going to work on over the next week is getting a buffer started. I have to look at this not only in an endevor in creativity but also logistics. There are days I don't get to write. Between my family and work and commuting and chores, i may have 15 minutes before midnight. So here's my plan.
My goal... | 1 | 0 | 12 | 3,022 |
[OT] Weekly 2014 Challenge Thread | I haven't learned anything as of yet.
One thing in particular I keep getting confused about is how to... well let me just make an example.
"Blah blah blah, dialogue here(COMMA)" [Insert character doing some quick action here.] "More dialogue, blah blah blah(PERIOD)"
Or
"Blah blah blah, dialogue here(**PERIOD**)" [I... | 1 | 0 | 12 | 3,023 |
[OT] Weekly 2014 Challenge Thread | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 12 | 3,024 |
[OT] Weekly 2014 Challenge Thread | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 12 | 3,025 |
[OT] Weekly 2014 Challenge Thread | I am having trouble finding prompts that inspire me. I suppose I could be more flexible, but my feeling is that if I try to do too many prompts that feel hard, this will just end up being a slog and I'll get worn out. And I certainly don't want to get worn out this early! | 2 | 0 | 12 | 3,026 |
[FF] A woman dances the tango on her roof in the middle of the night while a stranger watches. By dawn they will both be dead. 300 words max. | The sirens are blaring all around me, having no origin but simply existing as the natural fate of the world. Traffic horns of the hopeful fill the momentary voids of relative silence between the sirens. I look out the window at my neighbor, whose name I never bothered to learn. What the fuck is she doing? Like me, she'... | 6 | 0 | 17 | 3,027 |
[FF] A woman dances the tango on her roof in the middle of the night while a stranger watches. By dawn they will both be dead. 300 words max. | The cold night air presses up against her skin. The open window lays witness to the sultry naked moon, dancing in its kingdom of stars. She undresses, slipping out of her nightgown, wearing nothing but her thong. She glances at the bedside clock: *2:15*. Yet another disappointing night without him. He's still hasn't co... | 2 | 0 | 17 | 3,028 |
[FF] A woman dances the tango on her roof in the middle of the night while a stranger watches. By dawn they will both be dead. 300 words max. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 17 | 3,029 |
[FF] A woman dances the tango on her roof in the middle of the night while a stranger watches. By dawn they will both be dead. 300 words max. | The warm spring breeze catches the womans hair and her red dress flares to the staccato rythm of the dance. Her husband's tailored tuxedo no hindrance as he leads her around the rooftop. At the very edge they halt and swivel, one sharp movement uniting their bodies. They travel the very edge of the roof, the empty s... | 1 | 0 | 17 | 3,030 |
[FF] A woman dances the tango on her roof in the middle of the night while a stranger watches. By dawn they will both be dead. 300 words max. | Radiation poisoning is a bitch, Burt mused while he took another sip of his martini. Up ahead, Brenda was doing what she swore to do earlier that day: defy death and feel alive. Illuminated by the gibbous moon, she was stumbling across the flat roof of one of the science village's many bungalows. If you knew where and ... | 4 | 0 | 17 | 3,031 |
[FF] A woman dances the tango on her roof in the middle of the night while a stranger watches. By dawn they will both be dead. 300 words max. | As the moon's glare acted as the spot light on the stage of her roof, the strange man's eyes were glued to her every move. Little did she know, her audience was not limited to the sparkling stars shinning down on her. Mesmerized, the strange man was trying to recollect where he had seen her before, when it hit him lik... | 1 | 0 | 17 | 3,032 |
[FF] A woman dances the tango on her roof in the middle of the night while a stranger watches. By dawn they will both be dead. 300 words max. | A man layed solemnly in his bed and stared at the white walls surrounding him as the steady drip of his IV pushed him toward insanity. His only respite from monotony was a single window. Outside the window, a stretch of roof lay between an identical room to his own, with a similar window and a glimpse of white walls w... | 2 | 0 | 17 | 3,033 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Shit, I had something for this. | 17 | 0 | 130 | 3,034 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Guy tokes. Sees rainbows. Just Trix. | 20 | 0 | 130 | 3,035 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | If I see 'Baby Shoes' again... | 91 | 0 | 130 | 3,036 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | "Clown dick tastes funny" she said. | 73 | 0 | 130 | 3,037 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | The punchline is.. um.. I forget.. | 3 | 0 | 130 | 3,038 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Of course there's no candleja- | 4 | 0 | 130 | 3,039 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | He's remembered as "Dog Turd Lover". | 11 | 0 | 130 | 3,040 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | "Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Onomatopoeia."
*"What?"* | 159 | 0 | 130 | 3,041 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | HEY! Teeth and dicks don't mix. | 4 | 0 | 130 | 3,042 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Those eggrolls gave Mordred violent diarrhea. | 9 | 0 | 130 | 3,043 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | But.. But I poop from there! | 108 | 0 | 130 | 3,044 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Forgot the toilet paper again. Crap... | 22 | 0 | 130 | 3,045 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Couple fall in love. Gravity suspected. | 292 | 0 | 130 | 3,046 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | "Bombs away!" the giant yelled, squatting. | 71 | 0 | 130 | 3,047 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo. | 43 | 0 | 130 | 3,048 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | He said, "Marry me." I farted. | 53 | 0 | 130 | 3,049 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | He's a huge asshole, after fisting. | 19 | 0 | 130 | 3,050 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Friend wanted to race. Hit window. | 3 | 0 | 130 | 3,051 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Subdued *pika-piii*... "Pikachu, stop scratching it!" | 6 | 0 | 130 | 3,052 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | She left, smiling. The hippopotamus exploded. | 135 | 0 | 130 | 3,053 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Hy, who stol my lttr _? | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,054 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Entered a spelling competition, I one! | 212 | 0 | 130 | 3,055 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | As a writer, you cant just- | 36 | 0 | 130 | 3,056 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | This is a terrible writing prompt. | -4 | 0 | 130 | 3,057 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | [deleted] | 15 | 0 | 130 | 3,058 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | He fought for honor. Honor, Michigan. | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,059 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | It's surely the red wire! | 0 | 0 | 130 | 3,060 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | "Dick nickle." I had to laugh. | 11 | 0 | 130 | 3,061 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 130 | 3,062 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. |
"Doctor what's wrong?"
"...the glove's stuck" | 14 | 0 | 130 | 3,063 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Mosquitos love penis, so fuck Off! | 29 | 0 | 130 | 3,064 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Dracula accidentally opened the curtains.
"Bollocks." | 17 | 0 | 130 | 3,065 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Mike Tyson, I disrespect your mother. | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,066 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | My roommate shat on the doormat. | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,067 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Pinecones pinecones pinecones pinecones pinecones spaghetti. | 16 | 0 | 130 | 3,068 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | so there i was nude and slimy | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,069 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Never go in a dumpster..... | 0 | 0 | 130 | 3,070 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | My asshole still has not unclenched. | 0 | 0 | 130 | 3,071 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | A football to the groin area. | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,072 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Group snort pixy stix. Three dead. | 18 | 0 | 130 | 3,073 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | The milk exploded, it went everywhere. | 3 | 0 | 130 | 3,074 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Didn't look behind me - custard pie! | 2 | 0 | 130 | 3,075 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | It's our anniversary. I'll cook today. | 2 | 0 | 130 | 3,076 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Don't trust assholes; they're fulla' shit. | 6 | 0 | 130 | 3,077 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Creative cat shits outside the box | 54 | 0 | 130 | 3,078 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | I am the last man, ladies. | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,079 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | What? The dishes? NO! Right. Bye. | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,080 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Six acres, one tree, car wreck. | 3 | 0 | 130 | 3,081 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Alzheimer's party tonight, night to remember | 125 | 0 | 130 | 3,082 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | I'm beside myself; cloning machine works! | 24 | 0 | 130 | 3,083 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Her farts kept interrupting his proposal. | 4 | 0 | 130 | 3,084 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | I'm the elephant in the room. | 2 | 0 | 130 | 3,085 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | [deleted] | 6 | 0 | 130 | 3,086 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Pre-marathon laxatives. Got the runs. | 11 | 0 | 130 | 3,087 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | "Class:
Maths High, pot in use". | 2 | 0 | 130 | 3,088 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | No pizza jokes please. Too cheesy. | 4 | 0 | 130 | 3,089 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Nine eleven was an inside job | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,090 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Hold up, I dropped my pocket. | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,091 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Oprah released the bees. OH MY. | 3 | 0 | 130 | 3,092 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Squeak. Squeak. Squeak. Squeak. Silence. ''Already?" | 146 | 0 | 130 | 3,093 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,094 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 130 | 3,095 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | What happened last night, to us? | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,096 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | Turns out, she wasn't my wife. | 5 | 0 | 130 | 3,097 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,098 |
[FF] Write the funniest six word story you can. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 130 | 3,099 |
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