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[WP] A ship full of alien scientists lands on Earth. They've been in cryosleep for 150 million years and were expecting to study dinosaurs. | **Central Mass** these creatures are not the creatures we came here to collect. They are much smaller in scale.
**Lesser Ovoid** but more numerous. The original life forms we detected have been extinct for some time now. A catastrophic impact has dramatically altered the course of life on this planet. You are now look... | 5 | 0 | 98 | 40,000 |
[WP] A ship full of alien scientists lands on Earth. They've been in cryosleep for 150 million years and were expecting to study dinosaurs. | "Don't worry." The man said, cupping my face in his palms.
I looked into what they called eyes. I have read so about humans and I must confess that a little bit of myself was excited that the cryosleep malfunctioned and we ended up in the here and now. Don't get me wrong. I would have loved to study the dinosaurs, bu... | 1 | 0 | 98 | 40,001 |
[WP] A ship full of alien scientists lands on Earth. They've been in cryosleep for 150 million years and were expecting to study dinosaurs. | General Hargrave kept his arms crossed as the cigarette burned down in his lips, his buzz cut and square-jaw making him seem like a throwback to McCarthy era generals as he stood next to Ronda Myers, the modern contrast. Defense Secretary Myers was skinny and black, always wearing pants suits or form fitting pencil ski... | 4 | 0 | 98 | 40,002 |
[WP] Until today, I never really understood the loneliness of my existence. When I saw you sitting on that park bench all alone, crying...I felt I had to come down and keep you company... | When I left work at noon, I was still very much shaken by the incident. I walked in a fog, not knowing where I was going. Eventually, I found myself in Providence Park. I sat down on a bench by the duck pond and let my head drop down into my still trembling hands.
I wanted to call someone, to talk to someone, to ... | 1 | 0 | 1 | 40,003 |
For those of you who are also musicians: A similar subreddit to this titled /r/Writemeasong has been created. | This looks really cool. I hope the subreddit prospers! Maybe one day we could collaborate. | 1 | 0 | 6 | 40,004 |
For those of you who are also musicians: A similar subreddit to this titled /r/Writemeasong has been created. | So crazy. I was just wondering about this but was too lazy to search. Popped up on my front page. Score. | 1 | 0 | 6 | 40,005 |
[WP] A man can only speak in rhymes from birth. He ends up discovering the word Orange one day. How would he react? | "Hello welcome to Food Barn, may I take your order?"
"Why yes you may
good sir on this day"
"Yeah, Okay, what do you want"
"Watch your attitude
don't be so rude
don't be obtuse
I simply want to order some juice."
"What kind? We have apple, grape and orange"
"This apple I have heard of and grape too
... | 8 | 0 | 9 | 40,006 |
[WP] A man can only speak in rhymes from birth. He ends up discovering the word Orange one day. How would he react? | There was a man all dressed in orange
who climbed to the top of the great mount Blorange
(Orange has a few rhymes, even without resorting to vocal distortions as is often done in rap lyrics.) | 0 | 0 | 9 | 40,007 |
[WP] A man can only speak in rhymes from birth. He ends up discovering the word Orange one day. How would he react? | Cursed at birth I must rhyme my life
Until I meet a word I cannot rhyme
Tis a terrible way and no girly wife
I do say it makes it hard to make a dime.
I rue the day I was born
As death must God with his evil scorn
No way for me to stop this curse
Not with all the money in my purse
I love the day that i find ... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 40,008 |
[WP] A man can only speak in rhymes from birth. He ends up discovering the word Orange one day. How would he react? | I heard a word today
It is a thing I cant say
It wouldn't do to change my speech
I couldnt imagine such a breech
Rhyming with door hinge might trick some
But that and pooridge both sound dumb
Storage is close but not quite there
Syringe almost rhymes but lacks the flair
I could go on but I would rather pull it
... | 3 | 0 | 9 | 40,009 |
[WP] A man can only speak in rhymes from birth. He ends up discovering the word Orange one day. How would he react? | "That door hinge is Orange" | 1 | 0 | 9 | 40,010 |
[CW] Short Contest - To add prize | Due when? | 2 | 0 | 8 | 40,011 |
The Hunger Games, but instead of killing each other, the contestants hide from one Seeker. | "It's just one big game of Hide and Seek, Verde." a voice reminded her in her mind.
*Just one big game of Hide and Seek*
Verde stood on the pedestal.
**5**
From left to right, and in front of Verde were other tributes. Verde knew this year's Quarter Quell was going to be something completely new. However, nothing... | 5 | 0 | 6 | 40,012 |
[WP] A twist on a classic. A zombie apocalypse in which ANIMALS are turning into zombies. | Dear Diary,
As soon as the infection began, I did what no one else did in the movies. I grabbed my camping gear, fishing rod and crossbow. I took to the wilderness. I only brought one pack of pens, you won't hear from me often.
9tskid.
Dear Diary,
8 months have passed according to my calculations, I will venture ... | 3 | 0 | 51 | 40,013 |
[WP] A twist on a classic. A zombie apocalypse in which ANIMALS are turning into zombies. | We didn't expect it at first, kind of ironic don't you think? The very things we used to hunt and kill by the thousands are now doing the same to us. We didn't think much of anything when a new disease was spreading. We didn't take action when the zoo's closed due to animal aggression. We had all the signs, we just cho... | 14 | 0 | 51 | 40,014 |
[WP] A twist on a classic. A zombie apocalypse in which ANIMALS are turning into zombies. | It all started when Jeb came stumbling back from the woods. He was still holding his shotgun, but his bright orange flannel was ripped, and his eyes had a crazy glint in them.
"Goddamn, man," I let out in astonishment as he came back into our clearing where we were sitting around the fire. "What the hell happened to... | 7 | 0 | 51 | 40,015 |
[WP] A twist on a classic. A zombie apocalypse in which ANIMALS are turning into zombies. | It's not quite zombies, but you might enjoy [Bearmageddon](http://bearmageddon.com/). Can be pretty goofy at times, but it's similar enough to what you're looking for I thought it worth mentioning. | 1 | 0 | 51 | 40,016 |
[WP] A twist on a classic. A zombie apocalypse in which ANIMALS are turning into zombies. | It sounded like a routine call out for the DSPCA*. An abandoned dog. Malnourished and probably abused. Jenny would never understand how a human could treat an animal so badly. This was why she started volunteering at the DSPCA in the first place. She had always loved animals, and felt a particular affinity towards dogs... | 1 | 0 | 51 | 40,017 |
[WP] A twist on a classic. A zombie apocalypse in which ANIMALS are turning into zombies. | I don't really know why, probably because I'm currently reading it, but the prompt made me think of Philip K. Dick's "Do androids dream of electric sheep". When he describes the beginning of the world's contamination, he put a very small sentence that stuck with me for some reason :
"First, strangely, the owls had die... | 1 | 0 | 51 | 40,018 |
[WP] A twist on a classic. A zombie apocalypse in which ANIMALS are turning into zombies. | Caterwauling. That was what woke me.
I groaned as I rose from my slumber. I went to the window and what I saw astounded me.
Cats. At least you know... 40 of them? All different too, long black fur, short ginger fur. When you picture cats you imagine very quiet, considerate animals, wary to the extreme.
Not these.
E... | 1 | 0 | 51 | 40,019 |
[WP] A twist on a classic. A zombie apocalypse in which ANIMALS are turning into zombies. | so do the humans turn into zombies from being bit from zombie animals or just animal on animal zombie action? (Animal Farm meets the Walking Dead!) I'm thinking there should be a required scene where someone punches the sheep or a goat. | 1 | 0 | 51 | 40,020 |
[WP] A twist on a classic. A zombie apocalypse in which ANIMALS are turning into zombies. | "What the hell?" said Roger as he saw, from a distance, one of his cows *eating* one of the other cows. He wasn't sure if that was the case yet, so at that point he grabbed his shotgun (just in case) and walked out. Sure enough, a cow lie dead on the ground, blood all over the grass that no longer moved in the breeze. ... | 1 | 0 | 51 | 40,021 |
[WP] A world where a person's lifespan decreases when they become emotional | Keep it steady, keep it calm.
Keep your level head from becoming an atom bomb.
It's just a scratch, not worth a year
Off the 25 you just lost from burying your daughter here.
Keep it steady, keep it cool.
Lost two more with the phone in the pool.
Can't keep track of the fuse reversed.
Can't undo the time l... | 19 | 0 | 29 | 40,022 |
[WP] A world where a person's lifespan decreases when they become emotional | Michael Allen was dreading his birthday. He had entirely figured out the system, how to game life. Birthdays were his weakness. All his customary stoicism was threatened on that day, March 17th. Close to ending his two-hundredth year, there would certainly be a party. Most of his children were now dead, but his other d... | 5 | 0 | 29 | 40,023 |
[WP] A world where a person's lifespan decreases when they become emotional | this is amazing for a novl | 1 | 0 | 29 | 40,024 |
[WP] A world where a person's lifespan decreases when they become emotional | Disclaimer: Not my best work. I could probably touch it up to make it better, but whatever, hope you still enjoy!
~An overheard conversation between two businessmen~
"So is your wife still with you?"
"No, she took the kids but I kept the house."
"That must suck."
"Don't pull this shit Ramsey. I know you're gunning... | 2 | 0 | 29 | 40,025 |
[WP] A world where a person's lifespan decreases when they become emotional | How terribly cliché. How disgustingly custodian. I am a fool and I know it. A fool, a hurting fool. It’s been more difficult than one would think actually; ripping down mental blocks put in place by years upon disciplined years of enforcing indifference. But the truth is I always wanted this, you know? I always wanted ... | 1 | 0 | 29 | 40,026 |
[WP] A world where a person's lifespan decreases when they become emotional | "Did I tell you about Melissa?"
"No, what about her?"
"She stopped taking her pills."
"Why would she want to do that?"
"She was bored one night, wanted to try something new. Once she tried feeling, she didn't want to go back."
"Maybe it's just a phase."
"You could be right, but she's already done a lot of damage.... | 3 | 0 | 29 | 40,027 |
[WP] A world where a person's lifespan decreases when they become emotional | The judge looked impassively at the accused. "The court finds you guilty of 405,736 counts of reckless endangerment leading to death." With that, she lightly tapped her gavel, and Nicholas Sparks was led out of the courtroom. | 1 | 0 | 29 | 40,028 |
[WP] A world where a person's lifespan decreases when they become emotional | **[Never posted on /r/WritingPrompts before, and I have no idea how bad/good it is, criticism is welcome.]**
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AN OPEN LETTER FROM DR. DAVID GAINES OF THE DEPARTMENT OF EMOTION (DOE)
Hello and may peace be with you all. There has has been some confusion lately regarding the laws of emotional contraband. While cert... | 2 | 0 | 29 | 40,029 |
[WP] A world where a person's lifespan decreases when they become emotional | Bennett Cole was going through his brief case looking for the documents he acquired from the state. A loud tone buzzed, interrupted in his task he looked up, he saw the number 117. Bennett had overestimated the efficiency and effectiveness of the clinic, he looked down at his ticket which read 256 and calculated that i... | 1 | 0 | 29 | 40,030 |
[WP] A world where a person's lifespan decreases when they become emotional | "I am Devoid. You have betrayed logic with your corruption and you will be punished."
The words reverberated throughout the entirety of the structure, but to the 6000 representatives seated within The House, the word 'devoid' was perhaps the most puzzling. Questions burned through their minds but no one panicked. Not ... | 1 | 0 | 29 | 40,031 |
[IP] The Princess & The Troll | Hi, /u/yoloswagrofl, I have tagged your submission as 'Constructive Criticism' rather than an 'Image Prompt,' since you're asking for feedback on this piece. | 1 | 0 | 3 | 40,032 |
[EU] How the Prisoner got on the cart in Skyrim | This question is one of the main reasons I love Skyrim and the Elder Scrolls series so much- the fact that anything could have led to the prisoner being where he is. I love coming up with reasons the prisoner could have ended up where he is! Here are some backstories:
A coven leader foresees a young witch's great dest... | 2 | 0 | 12 | 40,033 |
[WP] The main character slowly falls in love with the reader | Note: I started this with the premise that the reader is the 'narrator' reading from the first person. Somewhere along the lines, things got chancy. Still, I can't force myself to scrap it. So, it is what it is!
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I watch Betsy Robbins pull out a pen and notepad, noting the smile on her face. You would think ... | 29 | 0 | 122 | 40,034 |
[WP] The main character slowly falls in love with the reader | Tomas Jones was an average fellow. Not someone to stand out in a crowd, yet wasn't one who was ostracized. He was kind of just there.
Now, Tomas was going about his business one day when he felt he was being watched by a greater being. Years of church and Sunday school never gave him this feeling. *Is God watching me... | 11 | 0 | 122 | 40,035 |
[WP] The main character slowly falls in love with the reader | Look at me here, with my smug face in this screen. Pixelated scans sucked into my bloodshot eyes, only to be broken down and pieced back together by that inactive grouping of tissue I call a brain. I was supposed to be more. I was going to be one of those greats; the kind that people would talk about for years. And yet... | 3 | 0 | 122 | 40,036 |
[WP] The main character slowly falls in love with the reader | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 122 | 40,037 |
[WP] The main character slowly falls in love with the reader | This is a deliciously meta plot device - I love it.
A darker twist on this might be the gradual realisation that this "love" is actually some form of stockholm syndrome; as if simply by reading the story you keep the characters prisoner in the the text.
Dude... | 7 | 0 | 122 | 40,038 |
[WP] The main character slowly falls in love with the reader | Chapter Three
I don't like it when she writes about John and Henry. I'd rather she focuses on me. But that's not the kind of person she is. She's into details, the shape of lips and the sound of footsteps. She's into the length of hair, the shape of the chin, and the coarseness of Henry's tongue. She's also a creature... | 6 | 0 | 122 | 40,039 |
[WP] The main character slowly falls in love with the reader | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 122 | 40,040 |
[WP] The main character slowly falls in love with the reader | Wait! Wait! Please don’t scroll down any more!
Just, please, listen to this one post and I promise you it won’t be a waste of your time. Won’t you take just a few moments to hear my story? If you’re like most people you’ll keep scrolling, probably on a lofty pursuit for a better, funnier post. You’re precious time is... | 2 | 0 | 122 | 40,041 |
[CW] Describe for me your favorite possession. Don't directly name it, and don't use the same adjective twice. | It's warm, and nice. I think about it often. Sometimes it's all I think about. It's less of a hobby than it is a full-time job. It likes to take things away. Stress mostly. But it has an appetite. It needs to be collared, controlled. If it gets loose, it takes more than just stress. Money, family, friends, self-worth. ... | 3 | 0 | 5 | 40,042 |
[WP] Behind photos of them smiling and laughing among friends, an estranged schoolmate's Facebook profile is a lie. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 6 | 40,043 |
[IP] I'm interested into what you fellow writers may write about :) | The winter had never felt this cold before. I'm not sure if it ever has been. I haven't eaten in days, though, so you'll have to forgive me. I'm a tad bit delirious, and I doubt I'm even coherent at this point. General Lingdao says it's all a test of character. He says in his speeches that we still have a chance. That ... | 2 | 0 | 13 | 40,044 |
[IP] I'm interested into what you fellow writers may write about :) | *Army ants are often described as perfect soldiers, blind, naive, obedient. They never question orders and follow wherever their leader takes them. Of course there is one flaw with such a design, we called them ant mills. Sometimes mistakes occur on an ant trail; whether in the form of rain or unexpected obstacles, som... | 1 | 0 | 13 | 40,045 |
[IP] I'm interested into what you fellow writers may write about :) | "Sir! This is suicide!" The general frowned at the young man.
"Suicide? You said yourself, the passage through the mountains is barely wide enough for 3 men abreast, and in most places, merely two." The soldier cringed under the steely eye of the general.
"I... Yes sir."
"And yet, this is where the enemy is c... | 1 | 0 | 13 | 40,046 |
[WP Ever since you were young, you swore you would protect your loved one (sibling, SO, etc.) | She wore a light, torn-up jacket over a dirty dress, despite the heavy snow. A thin line of ice tracked down her face; she had been standing for a while.
At last, he left the bar. Drunk again.
She hiccuped.
As she began moving her stiff muscles once more, she saw five men leave after him, holding empty glass bottle... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 40,047 |
[WP Ever since you were young, you swore you would protect your loved one (sibling, SO, etc.) |
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[WP] A man is born without the need to sleep. What does he do with all his spare time while the rest of the world is asleep? | [OT] There is a book about this called, The Boy Who Couldn't Sleep and Never Had To | 8 | 0 | 41 | 40,049 |
[WP] A man is born without the need to sleep. What does he do with all his spare time while the rest of the world is asleep? | Evan Michael Tanner, anyone?
The internet is a wondrous place, ain't it? There's just all sorts of things that a fellow can learn on there. Especially if he's got a drive to learn, a dedication to a cause, and a lot of time on his hands.
I had all three. Actually, I even had a bit more than that.
I've always be... | 14 | 0 | 41 | 40,050 |
[WP] A man is born without the need to sleep. What does he do with all his spare time while the rest of the world is asleep? | [OT] There was a TIL last year about a Hungarian soldier who was shot in the back of the head. He survived, but he couldn't fall asleep or get sleepy. Doctors thought he would die within a few days from exhaustion, but he went on to live a normal life, and died of natural causes. | 2 | 0 | 41 | 40,051 |
[WP] A man is born without the need to sleep. What does he do with all his spare time while the rest of the world is asleep? | Curious.
That is the nature of humanity. People are curious, and I am curious about them. How can they lay motionless for so many consecutive hours? There is so much to do in this life, but everyone chooses to pretend as if they're dead for eight hours a night, or day, or whenever, honestly. The time is irrelevant; s... | 6 | 0 | 41 | 40,052 |
[WP] A man is born without the need to sleep. What does he do with all his spare time while the rest of the world is asleep? | Tom turned on the old tape recorder and pressed the record button. He cleared his throat.
"Its not bad being me. I.. uh.. don't sleep, you know. Its in my psych report, which I'm sure you'll find. I've daydreamed I guess and I was knocked unconscious a couple times, but never really lied down and slept. This has mad... | 2 | 0 | 41 | 40,053 |
[WP] Let's Play With Memory | DISCLAIMER: I kind of misinterpreted this, so I wrote about someone who suffers both of the aforementioned afflictions but with different people.
*"I wish you were dead"*
The words echo around my head, and I shut my eyes to get them out. It doesn't work. They continue to reverberate around my consciousness, and I re... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 40,054 |
[WP] Long ago, humans completely wiped out an animal to extinction. Our actions had been justified. | [Relevant SCP](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1000). | 3 | 0 | 7 | 40,055 |
[WP] A man's relationship with a spirit who is in love with him. He only talks to her through a medium who is his girlfriend. | "Mommy, look at that lady! Her nose is huge!" a little boy yelled and pointed at Cynthia. The mother turned beet-red and scolded her son. Cynthia held her head high and continued walking, pretending not to have heard the little boy. But inside, she was deeply hurt by the stares and jeers of strangers. She daydream... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 40,056 |
[EU] Scooby Doo and the gang investigate the Cult of Cthulu | (Not related to the prompt.) Isn't that what they do in the new series? | 1 | 0 | 5 | 40,057 |
[EU] Scooby Doo and the gang investigate the Cult of Cthulu | In the dreams that didn't make her wake up screaming, Velma remembered Fred taking the oars and ribbing Shaggy good naturedly about not getting in the boat.
"It's not me, man," Shaggy had said, "it's Scoob! He's, like, rooted to the spot!"
Scooby had planted himself, claws in the wooden deck, hackles up, absolutel... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 40,058 |
[PM] if possible, something not along the lines of a "what if" fiction story. Something worldly. | Your narrator is waiting in line at the driver's license office.
He strikes up a conversation with another waiting individual.
The conversation proves entertaining and engaging, until that person's name is called.
As the person leaves the waiting room,
the narrator realizes he has been chatting with on... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 40,059 |
[PM] if possible, something not along the lines of a "what if" fiction story. Something worldly. | Before cell phones, your character is waiting to be picked up after a class. The ride is late, and your protagonist has no trouble imagining why (I'm thinking comedy a la Calvin and Hobbes, but anything goes) | 1 | 0 | 7 | 40,060 |
[PM] if possible, something not along the lines of a "what if" fiction story. Something worldly. | Convince someone their life is worth living. | 1 | 0 | 7 | 40,061 |
[PM] if possible, something not along the lines of a "what if" fiction story. Something worldly. | Another day, another dollar. Your protagonist is bored to death of the grind, until one day... | 1 | 0 | 7 | 40,062 |
[PM] if possible, something not along the lines of a "what if" fiction story. Something worldly. | You and your high school pal are trying to fix an old junk car and you find half a million dollars hidden under the back seat. | 1 | 0 | 7 | 40,063 |
[PM] I'm some what bored, and dark souls 2 is boring me. Give me something to write about. | Voyager 1 is returned to earth, with a message from Alpha Centauri,
H.P. Lovecraft's work comes to reality,
A fabled man made of and binded by wicker material lives in the hills of Dublin, and you are there to investgate the legitimacy of the claims.
Archeologists discover an ancient temple in the undergrounds of Ne... | 1 | 0 | 4 | 40,064 |
[PM] I'm some what bored, and dark souls 2 is boring me. Give me something to write about. | There was once a plant that represented the purity of earth to an advanced race of humans who sowed their genetics into earth. They return and find that only one plant remains. Who is the caretaker? What is the advanced human's reactions? What is the motivation of the plants caretaker before the advanced humans arrive? | 1 | 0 | 4 | 40,065 |
In an alternate future where food is all manufactured and fruit has died out due to poor air quality and is now as rare as diamonds, you are the protector of the last greenhouse on earth. | [OT] This idea has already been explored and made into a movie:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silent_Running | 1 | 0 | 5 | 40,066 |
[WP] The ancestors of a young boy are trying to protect him as he puts himself in potentially perilous situations. | The elder spirit sighed and rubbed his pale forehead. Turning to the younger spirit he lamented, "What did I do in life to deserve this?" They looked on as the boy was climbing out to the edge of a flimsy tree branch fifteen feet above the ground. "If I had known I would be cursed with this for all eternity I would nev... | 4 | 0 | 10 | 40,067 |
[WP] "You don't know me but I love you." | January of 1979. A Letter to my Beloved.
Darling, I have watched you from afar. Won't you come live with me? It is warm where I live. In the fall, the view from my house is splendid; the leaves of the trees flutter in the wind, orange and yellow and bright. They are on fire, just like my love for you. On fire.
Wo... | 4 | 0 | 8 | 40,068 |
[WP] "You don't know me but I love you." | Sarah ran to her car. As she got inside, she laid her head on the steering wheel and sobbed. She knew everything had been too good to be true. And now the greatest guy she'd ever met transformed into what every other ex became: "this jerk I used to date."
It might not have been so bad if he had just been honest about ... | 3 | 0 | 8 | 40,069 |
[WP] "You don't know me but I love you." | Grunge. The Fresh Prince. George Bush, Sr. Stirrup leggings. *Fried Green Tomatoes*.
In 1991, Iraqi troops burned Kuwaiti oil wells as coalition forces pushed them out of the country. They did this to slow down the coalition and destroy everything they left behind.
That's what was going on in the world the last time ... | 3 | 0 | 8 | 40,070 |
[WP] "You don't know me but I love you." | ##"Bus"
I was just starting out at the company, and I didn't really have the cash for my own ride, so I had to take the bus. I was waiting at the stop one day when this homeless woman comes up to me and sits next to me. I try not to look at her because, you know, she's probably some crazy schizo lady, right? But she d... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 40,071 |
[IP] a dictionary entry that goes with one of these combinations. | Zombie baby - n. : affectionate term given by parents to their young due to their propensity to seemingly always stay awake.
See also "zombie mommy" | 2 | 0 | 9 | 40,072 |
[IP] a dictionary entry that goes with one of these combinations. | Rhino Harrison Ford - n: An alternate form of regular Harrison Ford. When told the statement "I love you.", replies with "Rhino."
Underpants fire - n: A condition of flaming undergarments caused by a deep-set lie. Typically preceded by pants fire. | 4 | 0 | 9 | 40,073 |
[IP] a dictionary entry that goes with one of these combinations. | Crystal Zombie - Idiom - A phrase used to describe something that, while aesthetically beautiful/coveted, negatively influences the owner. | 5 | 0 | 9 | 40,074 |
[IP] a dictionary entry that goes with one of these combinations. | Guitar solo chocolate - n: affectionate term for the identifiable riffs a guitar player will fall back on whilst performing live.
Guitar solo chocolate - v: the act of consuming one's preferred substance at the climactic moment of one's favorite guitar solo. | 2 | 0 | 9 | 40,075 |
[IP] a dictionary entry that goes with one of these combinations. | **Jet Baby** - n.: [slang] Affectionate nickname given to several different species of Andaria flyers, known for mistaking landing spacecraft as local megaflyers and forming flocks in their shadows.
**Rocket Rhino** - n.: [slang, military] Affectionate nickname for the M-144 hovering missile artillery piece, due to i... | 2 | 0 | 9 | 40,076 |
[WP] A history teacher tries to explain the civil rights movement and the concept of racism to a student who has been blind from birth. | "I don't understand."
"What don't you get?"
"What's 'white'?"
"It's... Hmm... Listen to my voice."
"Okay."
"How does it sound? Describe it to me."
"Well... Masculine. I know you're a man. Deep. Raspy. As if you were a heavy smoker once ago."
"Very right on all accounts. Now imagine, if you will, that my voice is... | 6 | 0 | 4 | 40,077 |
[WP] Prominent philosophical/mythological figures have a discussion. | What is ten
ten is greater than 8
but the eight is infinitesimally smaller than a million
What is in a number?
A number of value?
A value quantify - ed.
per haps.
When thou hast fought thou hast lost.
Forget thy enemy
And however the quantification of humanity,
And valuation of ed. became
Then we have none t... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 40,078 |
[PM] Hungry for some writing. Prompt me! | As you prepare to sleep, your future murderer asks you to write a prompt about how you would want to get killed. He then does the opposite for a time to mentally torture his future victim... | 1 | 0 | 3 | 40,079 |
[PM] Hungry for some writing. Prompt me! | The leader of a cavalry speaks to his men before they charge into a battle which they have little chance of winning.
OR
A group of travelers are ambushed by bandits whilst they sleep. Fortunately for the travelers, one of them reveals themselves to be a powerful witch/wizard. | 1 | 0 | 3 | 40,080 |
[PM] Hungry for some writing. Prompt me! | You wake up on a plane as it is about to crash. You have no memory and you are about to crash into the ocean. Your only goal is survival in the three minutes or so you have left. | 1 | 0 | 3 | 40,081 |
[PM] Hungry for some writing. Prompt me! | you are sitting on a bench under a tree in a park you don't know. you are waiting for someone to come. you have a bag next to you. | 1 | 0 | 3 | 40,082 |
[PM] Hungry for some writing. Prompt me! | Post removed. From the sidebar:
> Only post these if you intend on responding to a few within six hours of posting, otherwise it will be removed
Please post a [PM] only when you have time to respond. | 2 | 0 | 3 | 40,083 |
[WP] Pick a random spot on earth. The last third of people to arrive within a a hundred miles of the spot die. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 6 | 40,084 |
[PI] "The Mother" -Feedback welcome! | Well done! I'm very intrigued! Your story is original to my mind, and your words are written in such a way I feel guided to see and feel what you're imagining, not forced (I hope that makes sense). I'd love to read more if you decide to share it :) | 2 | 0 | 3 | 40,085 |
[PI] "The Mother" -Feedback welcome! | hey, can you link to the prompts that inspired the story? | 1 | 0 | 3 | 40,086 |
[PI] The protagonist recieves special powers and overthrows the narrator in the story | Not tagging speech only works when it's clear that there are only two people in the conversation, and they both need labeling at some point fairly early on. A three, or more, person conversation needs near constant tagging, or it becomes easy to lose track of who's talking, and hence the flow of the conversation is los... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 40,087 |
[WP] Because so many humans misbehave and disbelieve, God has decided to reenact a story from the Bible to show them He is in control. | Fred Phelps was walking to church on morning and on his way there a group of high school students came up to him and called him a bigot. They all had signs promoting equality for all and asking for tolerance.
God saw his modern prophet who was sent to right the world being accosted, so he sent a bear. God made sure ... | -1 | 0 | 14 | 40,088 |
[WP] Because so many humans misbehave and disbelieve, God has decided to reenact a story from the Bible to show them He is in control. | The men strode purposefully along the length of the highway. In tawny robes and worn sandals they marched in procession, cars honking and swerving as they passed, angry drivers flipping them off, their furrowed faces screaming profanity from behind tinted windows. The men were stopped infrequently by state troopers who... | 6 | 0 | 14 | 40,089 |
[WP] Because so many humans misbehave and disbelieve, God has decided to reenact a story from the Bible to show them He is in control. | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 14 | 40,090 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | [deleted] | -1 | 0 | 363 | 40,091 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | The brain considered the liver for a few moments longer.
"You are utterly replaceable." Said the brain with conviction.
Everyone else let out a collective gasp.
"This will be the fourth time, this month, that the liver has let us all down. Just look at stomach right now!"
Stomach was black and blue from a night of heav... | 311 | 0 | 363 | 40,092 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | "Gentlemen, we have urgent business to discuss." Brain said with a commanding tone. "Lungs, heart and liver can't work properly when you are behaving like this. Yesterday we had to take a break in the middle of the stairs, and the day before that we didn't even get out of bed."
"Indeed." Heart replied. I have to work ... | 61 | 0 | 363 | 40,093 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | "Ladies, gentlemen, I've called you here today for a very important matter.
When I took charge here, we were in a strange and difficult place. We didn't know how to behave properly. We were pretty sure that nobody liked us. And we spent a lot of time crying.
Heart, you've been pumping strong with us, getting everyone... | 159 | 0 | 363 | 40,094 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | "Well, I for one think we outta go back to that all you can eat Chinese place, Brain, what's the name of it?"
"It's the Golden Dragon. Jeeze, Stomach, I think you'd remember that."
"I remember that Lo Mein! That shit was deeeelish!!! And that grilled teriaki chicken! Man, that was good. Except this time I think ... | 24 | 0 | 363 | 40,095 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 363 | 40,096 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | Pancreas didn't care for the "council chamber" Brain projected for them to meet in, each day it became more pompous and filled with gaudy decorations. He missed the open field they met in before The Carrier went to college.
Looking about the massive room you could see the usual cliques forming up as they did daily. H... | 42 | 0 | 363 | 40,097 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 363 | 40,098 |
[WP] All of the major organs in your body are sentient beings. Every morning they have a council meeting to discuss the previous day and make new plans. The Brain presides as leader. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 363 | 40,099 |
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