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[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | Loved reading it, good job! | 1 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,200 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | "But father Callahan, how can..."
"Jimmy, we talked about this."
"Sorry Pastor Callahan. Old habit. Anyway, how can a person in Heaven feel anything close to eternal joy and bliss if they know that the people they love are in hell?"
"Well Jimmy, when we get there... we won't be... so limited. Here in our mortal bodi... | 3 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,201 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,202 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,203 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,204 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | Great twist. Thank you for writing and sharing. I didn't read all the comments, but did anyone else wonder why the mom/wife was in hell if she hadn't known that she was bedding her son?? Doesn't seem fair. | 1 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,205 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,206 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | Am I the only person that read the part about the trying to lick her elbow and then tried it myself? I couldn't do it and now understand. | 1 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,207 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | His swollen cock explodes, dousing the flames with ropey strings of thick white jizzum. Clogging his mothers nose and mouth, and choking his wife as the flames subsided.
I don't know what will happen next, he said. | -1 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,208 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | [WP] write about the average day for a high-school girl, in a world where instead of being skinny is attractive, being overweight is attractive | 0 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,209 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,210 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | First time posting anything on here let alone Reddit, so please pardon my naivete and any spelling or grammatical mistakes I miss. A bit of forewarning about language use, other then that I hope you enjoy.
He had a faint whiff of a memory of reading or hearing something that went along the lines of “in every hell, a h... | 2 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,211 |
[WP] A man dies and goes to Heaven, only to find that every day there is a mandatory viewing of everyone in hell, where he sees his mom and wife burning | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 1,946 | 40,212 |
[IP] Colossal deep space creature | I know what I saw.
I know what I saw. I tell myself this over and over again. I know what I saw. I know what I saw. I know what I saw. It isn't getting any easier.
My ship has eight types of monitor systems. Thirty miles of haptic neuro-sensors. Cap AI data compressor. Three kinds of soft-plastic nanometrics not avai... | 8 | 0 | 13 | 40,213 |
[IP] Colossal deep space creature | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 13 | 40,214 |
[IP] Colossal deep space creature | "It's.... alive." my lead scientist, Xerxhe told me.
"What? What do you mean... alive? What lives in it?" I asked, shocked.
She took one of her long, rabbit like ears and rubbed the edge with her thumb, as Nasaan tend to do when they're confused or nervous.
"Nothing in it is alive. The object itself is." Xerxhe t... | 3 | 0 | 13 | 40,215 |
[IP] Colossal deep space creature | I am sorry for how long this is. I got carried away.
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Captain Raymond Greers ran a tight ship. At one point in Earth’s history, that would have meant that he was familiar enough with the ship, and its routine, to insure that the sails were tied down properly with no loose ropes hanging across the deck. It... | 3 | 0 | 13 | 40,216 |
[WP] A man goes to bury a body. He digs a hole and finds there's already one in there. | [deleted] | 0 | 0 | 36 | 40,217 |
[WP] A man goes to bury a body. He digs a hole and finds there's already one in there. | Tom bent over and stared at the body wrapped in a thick linen tarp.
"Uh," he said outloud and Sarah raised her eyebrow.
"There's a body here," he said scratching his head. "What are the chances?"
Sarah stomped her foot, her Doc Martens leaving a deep footprint in the clay dirt. "Fuck, fuck, fuck," she repeated a... | 7 | 0 | 36 | 40,218 |
[WP] A man goes to bury a body. He digs a hole and finds there's already one in there. | "You *made* me do this," Alex whimpered while furiously digging away under the deck.
"I loved you. I loved you and treated you *good* and I took care of you and you were so cruel to me!" Alex stopped shoveling to wipe the combination of sweat and tears from his cheek.
"I wanted to be together *forever*," he sobbed. A... | 17 | 0 | 36 | 40,219 |
[WP] A man goes to bury a body. He digs a hole and finds there's already one in there. | $1,500. That was the price of his cheapest coffin. He could often talk the bereaved relatives into one of the nicer ones, one of the exotic wood ones. People liked to think being buried in mahogany casket would make them more comfortable. The Mahogany Palace sold for $8,000.
He watched the funeral, it was a small on... | 11 | 0 | 36 | 40,220 |
[WP] A man goes to bury a body. He digs a hole and finds there's already one in there. | Well, fuck | 3 | 0 | 36 | 40,221 |
[WP] A man goes to bury a body. He digs a hole and finds there's already one in there. | Deep in the forest, down a long forgotten pathway, lay a lonely clearing wet from the previous night's rain. The clearing was largely empty save for a large flat stone in its center, an ugly feature out of place with the natural beauty surrounding it. Rays of sun sparkled through slits in the canopy, dancing from dewdr... | 2 | 0 | 36 | 40,222 |
[WP] A man goes to bury a body. He digs a hole and finds there's already one in there. | It took me about 7 hours to think of the perfect spot, and the rest of the night to decide that it was the perfect spot.
Through the night I slept restlessly. Dreams of ghosts and zombies haunted me through the pitiful moments of sleep. Fears of a bleak future and a painful death seemed to keep me perpetually wide aw... | 1 | 0 | 36 | 40,223 |
[WP] A man goes to bury a body. He digs a hole and finds there's already one in there. | Tom is panting, nervously gripping his white and gray steering wheel cover of his '04 Hyundai Accent.
His hands are shaking uncontrollably, Tom can barely gather the strength to take the keys out of the ignition. He sits for a minute to gather his thoughts and finally opens the car door.
In a strange situation like t... | 2 | 0 | 36 | 40,224 |
[WP] The numbers from 1 to 100 have declared war on the letters of the alphabet. | V and 1 battled for life! They used every word but no use. for 100 years they have fought, V killed the head of 1 "OUCH" said now l, "I lost a limb!" V pulled l and glued it to him and they fucked. They fucked all night until l had a baby. Another l. V said "We will name Vll "Raymond Num Earl". | 3 | 0 | 51 | 40,225 |
[WP] The numbers from 1 to 100 have declared war on the letters of the alphabet. | Though they outnumbered them nearly four to one, the odds seemed to favor the Alphas. Each one of them had power comparable to that of one of the Prime Numerics, of which there were twenty-five, but they had a way of forming together that seemed to surpass that of the Numerics.
As 100 was surveying the field of battle... | 41 | 0 | 51 | 40,226 |
[WP] The numbers from 1 to 100 have declared war on the letters of the alphabet. | "Currency and economics. Mathematics. Physics. Engineering. *Science.*"
"You can't take credit for all of science," Letters yelled. "Words are just as important! Nay, *more* important."
Numbers wasn't deterred. "Binary code," it replied smugly.
"Oh you little shit," Letters grumbled.
Numbers and letters had been tr... | 21 | 0 | 51 | 40,227 |
[WP] The numbers from 1 to 100 have declared war on the letters of the alphabet. | "Brothers! The time has come!"
50 stood tall on the outcropping of pages, his outline stark against the drafting light's glare.
"For too long the misshapen have held sway over the masses, forced their illogical forms upon those who seek the truth. *WE* are that truth! We are the definable, we are the proven, only we ... | 4 | 0 | 51 | 40,228 |
[WP] The numbers from 1 to 100 have declared war on the letters of the alphabet. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 51 | 40,229 |
[WP] The numbers from 1 to 100 have declared war on the letters of the alphabet. | "Do you even lift?" 14 yelled across to the letters.
"I'll fuck you up I swear on me mum!" replied R.
Before you knew it 12 took something out of a waist band and charged. at about 30 feet away she brought back his arm, then she threw it forward again shouting "Let this be war!" Coming out his hand a knife. It sped... | 1 | 0 | 51 | 40,230 |
[WP] The numbers from 1 to 100 have declared war on the letters of the alphabet. | They were crammed in a dark smoke filled war room; normally the large hall would have ample room but today there were one hundred of them. The numbers One through One Hundred had been planning in this in back alleys, secret meetings, clandestine meet-ups, and today was the culmination of all of that. Most stood quietly... | 2 | 0 | 51 | 40,231 |
oh boy... [WP] Blacks are still slaves to this day and you own one, what do you do? | This post has been removed. | 2 | 0 | 1 | 40,232 |
[PM] want to try my hand at speed writing! PM | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 3 | 40,233 |
[PM] want to try my hand at speed writing! PM | Use "the lights flicker" in the beginning, middle, and end. | 1 | 0 | 3 | 40,234 |
[WP] An immortal person falls in love with someone who is mortal. Years later, the mortal succumbs to his mortality, and they part ways. | Here's mine:
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"I can wait another millennium for you." Natalia uttered.
I didn't know what she said before that, nor what she did. I didn't know what she meant either. It never made any sense.
She bit her lip, her nimble hands clutched the syringe tightly. I could tell she was nervous. Whatever it is that she wa... | 1 | 0 | 2 | 40,235 |
[WP] An immortal person falls in love with someone who is mortal. Years later, the mortal succumbs to his mortality, and they part ways. | Frederic sat by his wife's bed, holding her hand. Nikolai sat in the corner of the hospital room, reading some trash pop culture magazine. Minutes passed in silence, but for the beeping of the heart monitor and the pages of Nikolai's magazine flipping.
Finally, Nikolai sighed, dropping his magazine loudly. Frederic... | 2 | 0 | 2 | 40,236 |
[WP] The circumstances of the birth of Christ are all the same except by suprise, God is born as a woman | Women are the dominate gender, as would be expected within human society. As a result, the greatest thinkers and writers have been women as one would so rightly assume. It is therefore only natural for the ruling Lord of all to reflect the gender of those that have conceived her existence. Why would the omnipotent be t... | 1 | 0 | 8 | 40,237 |
[WP] The circumstances of the birth of Christ are all the same except by suprise, God is born as a woman | The professor turns to his class and says "Atheists say that because the world was expecting a male to fulfill the role of king, and since Jesusa was a woman that the Bible must be wrong. What they fail to realize is that it was clearly a metaphor for the love she would have for her subjects. A literal king was not req... | 2 | 0 | 8 | 40,238 |
A medieval fantasy army from an alternative dimension have decided to invade our world, only to discover too late, that we have guns and tanks. |
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[WP] You get a new girlfriend. After months of being together, a guy walks through her front door. He nonchalantly tells you that he's her brother and that if you hurt her he will kill you. She walks by and acknowledges you but not her brother. You ask him why and he says because he's dead. | The acid was prepared, the kids were spending the weekend at my parents', our car was packed since the nigh before for a romantic weekend in a secluded cabin in the mountains. Every single detail was perfect; everything was going according to the plan.
I woke up before her to drink my coffee in silence while watching... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 40,240 |
[WP] You get a new girlfriend. After months of being together, a guy walks through her front door. He nonchalantly tells you that he's her brother and that if you hurt her he will kill you. She walks by and acknowledges you but not her brother. You ask him why and he says because he's dead. | She is fantastic, the absolute best. Mark loves everything about her; her voice, her touch, her smell. Sareena doesn't talk about the past much. He knows she moved form India when she was twenty seven, left a family and friends and a fiancé.
Late one night she confessed she might have loved him, the other man, but n... | 2 | 0 | 5 | 40,241 |
[WP] Lost in the woods, a traveler stumbles into the temple of an old god that is forgotten, but not dead. | During the twilight of my life I woke to find myself in a deep wood. The overhead foliage was of such dense nature that the time of day was lost in its upper darkness. The atmosphere was oppressive and the air in my throat pressed into my chest causing me to choke as I woke.
I sat up in the clearing after it passed an... | 3 | 0 | 79 | 40,242 |
[WP] Lost in the woods, a traveler stumbles into the temple of an old god that is forgotten, but not dead. | The sound of the stone door scraping against the ground reverberated in the canyon around her. It cried and scraped in disapproval. Dirt, soot and roots fell from above, taking up residence in the collar of her shirt. The feeling was oddly reminiscent of the sweaters her grandmother used to make her.
Finally, there... | 5 | 0 | 79 | 40,243 |
[WP] Lost in the woods, a traveler stumbles into the temple of an old god that is forgotten, but not dead. | Note: Oh, I'm so going to jump at this one. My only regret is someone beat me to the first post!
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I relate these things to you as they happened to me, and I leave it to you how best to judge the contents of my story.
I should probably begin by telling you why I found myself lost in a ... | 56 | 0 | 79 | 40,244 |
[WP] Lost in the woods, a traveler stumbles into the temple of an old god that is forgotten, but not dead. | I was hopelessly lost in a place where the oaks grew thick. Underbrush like barbed wire. I followed a path that ended abruptly against a wall of purple red thistles. In the sun they intensified, effervescent, and when the wind gathered force, the prickles detached and sailed through the air like forged needles, turning... | 2 | 0 | 79 | 40,245 |
[WP] Lost in the woods, a traveler stumbles into the temple of an old god that is forgotten, but not dead. | [deleted] | 3 | 0 | 79 | 40,246 |
[WP] Lost in the woods, a traveler stumbles into the temple of an old god that is forgotten, but not dead. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 79 | 40,247 |
[WP] Lost in the woods, a traveler stumbles into the temple of an old god that is forgotten, but not dead. | Of course she would get lost. Jenna always got lost. If there was one thing you could count on Jenna doing, it was getting lost. She could get lost in *a fucking bedroom*.
I seethed. Why had I agreed to follow her into the Yellowstone anyway? EVERYONE knew you'd get lost, have to call a park ranger to get you, the wh... | 2 | 0 | 79 | 40,248 |
[WP] Lost in the woods, a traveler stumbles into the temple of an old god that is forgotten, but not dead. | A little glimmer had caught my eye, beneath the curls of foliage. The stone beneath felt oddly soft as I tenderly brushed away the vines obscuring it. The rock bore a strange marking upon it, one that has been bored into my mind since that day; a series of circles, crosses, and lines too oddly shaped to describe well.
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[WP] Lost in the woods, a traveler stumbles into the temple of an old god that is forgotten, but not dead. | Kid's walkin' in the woods, slayin' Squirts left and right. Kid's got so used to the look of sadness in the beastie's eyes he really doesn't care for it much more.
Kid spies somethin' off the beaten path, behind a wall a' thorny bushes. Takes his machete just so, cuts through it like jungle undergrowth. Bushes recede ... | 2 | 0 | 79 | 40,250 |
[WP] Lost in the woods, a traveler stumbles into the temple of an old god that is forgotten, but not dead. | I knew it!
I knew someone would come. Oh, yes, it's been *thousands* of years since someone last left one of those sweet, delicate offerings on the altar, and thousands more since someone has split the skull of some terrified prisoner on it (although, I'll be honest, I've never too fancied those kinds of crude ways).
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[WP] Lost in the woods, a traveler stumbles into the temple of an old god that is forgotten, but not dead. | "Where is that damn mare now??"
My voice seemed to be swallowed under the downpour Great sheets of rain poured down my back, sucking out all of the heat from my body. I shivered and sneezed once, twice. This thicket would be the death of me... if I could only find that damn mare...
A branch under my foot gave way and... | 1 | 0 | 79 | 40,252 |
[WP] Lost in the woods, a traveler stumbles into the temple of an old god that is forgotten, but not dead. | "Damn this wretched map," Gregor mumbled angrily, "and the godforsaken bastard who sold it to me!"
The burly young man was mentally berating himself for not listening to his father's advice. 'Never trust an Atlantean," he had said. But Gregor thought he knew best, and because of that, he had been swindled by a water-... | 1 | 0 | 79 | 40,253 |
[WP] Bobby Hill commits suicide and in his note he states it was because he felt that Hank never accepted him for who he was. Write about Hank and Peggy Hill's conversation as they get home from the funeral. | That boy wasn't right; I'll tell you what. Breathed in pure propane to suffocate himself. | 13 | 0 | 13 | 40,254 |
[WP] Bobby Hill commits suicide and in his note he states it was because he felt that Hank never accepted him for who he was. Write about Hank and Peggy Hill's conversation as they get home from the funeral. | [deleted] | 10 | 0 | 13 | 40,255 |
[WP] Bobby Hill commits suicide and in his note he states it was because he felt that Hank never accepted him for who he was. Write about Hank and Peggy Hill's conversation as they get home from the funeral. | no dammit man, thats fucked up. bobbys a good boy, he'd never do that. you're fucking this ALL UP for me. | 2 | 0 | 13 | 40,256 |
[WP] Bobby Hill commits suicide and in his note he states it was because he felt that Hank never accepted him for who he was. Write about Hank and Peggy Hill's conversation as they get home from the funeral. | The small town of Arlen, Texas was in a somber state. The streets seemed gray, and not one persons face seemed to reflect happiness. Bobby Hill, former class clown and son to new CEO of Strickland propane, Hank Hill, had just been laid to rest after committing suicide.
Hanks truck rattled to a stop in his drive. His o... | 1 | 0 | 13 | 40,257 |
[WP] A Post is submitted beginning with "vote up if", and OP is punished according to "intergalactic law" | "We let you off with a warning last time," the magistrate began. "Vote up if," he held his datapad at arm's length from his face and adjusted his reading glasses, "you take a massive dump and think this is awesome I want to show my friends but I can't because it's a dump." The magistrate let out a long sigh.
"Do you h... | 7 | 0 | 10 | 40,258 |
[WP] " And so Fear was made to tremble" | The hallway was long and every step along it was bland. White washed walls and linoleum floors were awfully plain. Bright lights shuttered above and the sound of rushed footsteps echoed throughout. *Beep* Tap, tap, tap was all the woman could focus on. Cold hands gripped her face. She stared through her hands at the fl... | 4 | 0 | 13 | 40,259 |
[WP] " And so Fear was made to tremble" | When Fear found the forest, it was already old. The trees had grown to block the sun, and their roots burrowed far down, that it wouldn't be unreasonable to think they burst from the bottom of the continent, and sprouted a forest there in natural symmetry.
Fear saw the forest, quiet and deep, and withdrew at the unner... | 7 | 0 | 13 | 40,260 |
[WP] Write a horror story about an unattractive man or woman going to the gym to get in shape | [deleted] | 5 | 0 | 7 | 40,261 |
[WP] Write a horror story about an unattractive man or woman going to the gym to get in shape | That's it today I'm going to do it. It's only May, that's a good enough time to start on my new year's resolution. Standing around waiting for that damn ball to drop while all your so called friends lock lips with someone who was a stranger an hour ago and me by myself staring at the TV counting the seconds, that's w... | 2 | 0 | 7 | 40,262 |
[FF] Make me hate your 'enemy' in 50 words | She was always sneaking up late, online.
I caught her in an intimate act with another person.
She said I was paranoid, had me believing it.
My God, she even got me to apologize for hounding her about it.
Now I feel guilty for moving out with all the furniture.
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Edit1: This was strangely cathartic. Than... | 7 | 0 | 4 | 40,263 |
[FF] Make me hate your 'enemy' in 50 words | It was always me.
Get over it was all I heard,
no apologies.
Even standing up for myself
meant I was the wrong one.
Sympathy was a foreign concept to those listening.
Anger,depression,fear all coursing through my veins.
Anything close to "sorry" was not true, just reputation preservation. | 3 | 0 | 4 | 40,264 |
[FF] Make me hate your 'enemy' in 50 words | She was a joke - frizzy hair, short, insecure. Whatever she said was always stupid and dramatic, ended in either tears or laughter.
She tagged along with the popular kids, knowing they didn't like her. She let them treat her like trash.
I still hate seeing her face in the mirror.
*Edited out WAY too many words. | 5 | 0 | 4 | 40,265 |
[FF] Make me hate your 'enemy' in 50 words | He was her first love, too. We're too similar. Only she's a genderqueer vegan minimalist. I thought we were cool with each other. She's so friendly in person. But no, she hates me with a passion. She didn't understand I was being sarcastic...ever. Her loss. | 2 | 0 | 4 | 40,266 |
[FF] Make me hate your 'enemy' in 50 words | Today I learned it wasn't true. There was a man alive *more youer than you.*
It took no effort. He had everything he needs, yet he insisted on taking all of my things.
So here I sit, all my friends gone, to a man more me'er than me. | 2 | 0 | 4 | 40,267 |
[FF] Make me hate your 'enemy' in 50 words | She is brilliant, funny, and gorgeous.
She is a perfect woman. I truly loved her.
We were best friends.
So why should you hate her?
How could you hate a perfect woman?
Why would you hate a perfect woman?
The answer is so simple.
Because she doesn’t love me back. | 2 | 0 | 4 | 40,268 |
[WP] In a world where homosexuality is common and heterosexuality is 'taboo', opposite-sex marriage is legalised for the first time. | The doors of the courtroom thundered open. The mob outside the courthouse roared with anger.
"Hold me close," Lisa said, her voice trembling. Dan obeyed, wrapping both of her arms around her as they walked down the steps of the courthouse.
There was no honeymoon for the newly weds that day. Instead, news reporters s... | 1 | 0 | 1 | 40,269 |
[WP] In a world where homosexuality is common and heterosexuality is 'taboo', opposite-sex marriage is legalised for the first time. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 1 | 40,270 |
[PI] Yellow Flowers (tribal warrior wins the heart of a lady half his age) | I swallowed hard and looked around, but there wasn't anybody to be seen. Blushing hotly and not really sure why, I gathered them up and took them in with me, putting the flowers in a jar of water and cutting up the rabbits to make pie for supper.
I made a big one for the family and a smaller one just big enough for on... | 2 | 1 | 6 | 40,271 |
[WP] A man suffers from schizophrenia, but his voices are benevolent rather than malevolent and is often times helpful. Describe one of his days. | *no you idiot stop walking right now and look both ways*
Richard sighed, paused, looked left and right, and narrowly dodged a car as it blew past the stop sign.
*good going fuck head you live and remember only assholes drive pt cruisers*
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When Richard was seven, he, like many children his age, had an im... | 65 | 0 | 68 | 40,272 |
[WP] A man suffers from schizophrenia, but his voices are benevolent rather than malevolent and is often times helpful. Describe one of his days. | She was the most delicious looking person he had ever seen. The way she moved was like silk sliding over glass, smooth and just a little too fast. She wore the tight jeans and high boots that all the college girls seemed to wear, with a pink tank top that left little to the imagination. He watched her as she lifted ... | 42 | 0 | 68 | 40,273 |
[WP] A man suffers from schizophrenia, but his voices are benevolent rather than malevolent and is often times helpful. Describe one of his days. | Jerry was a problem child. He kept talking about a voice in his head. Now that wasn't the odd part, we all had the voice it told us what to do. Like when mine got me to pin that guy with my car, after he'd cut me off of course.
No Jerry's was different. His voice was odd.
"Mr.Winkle told me that was wrong Frank"
"W... | 14 | 0 | 68 | 40,274 |
[WP] A man suffers from schizophrenia, but his voices are benevolent rather than malevolent and is often times helpful. Describe one of his days. | For anyone who hasn't read it before, there is a novella that has a set-up somewhat like this. It's called Legion by Brandon Sanderson.
From the back cover: "Stephen Leeds, AKA “Legion,” is a man whose unique mental condition allows him to generate a multitude of personae: hallucinatory entities with a wide variety o... | 6 | 0 | 68 | 40,275 |
[WP] A man suffers from schizophrenia, but his voices are benevolent rather than malevolent and is often times helpful. Describe one of his days. | [deleted] | 13 | 0 | 68 | 40,276 |
[WP] A man suffers from schizophrenia, but his voices are benevolent rather than malevolent and is often times helpful. Describe one of his days. | http://i.imgur.com/nbnuiPw.png
I made this the other day, feel like it can fit in this | 10 | 0 | 68 | 40,277 |
[WP] A man suffers from schizophrenia, but his voices are benevolent rather than malevolent and is often times helpful. Describe one of his days. | As Martin struggled back up into consciousness, one of the voices was already crooning. “Hello, hello my love, how are you feeling this morning? My, isn’t it a beautiful day, so sunny and warm out. You’re going to love this one, I’ve peeked ahead at what’s going to happen, you’ll be just tickled pink!”
As he pulled h... | 6 | 0 | 68 | 40,278 |
[WP] A man suffers from schizophrenia, but his voices are benevolent rather than malevolent and is often times helpful. Describe one of his days. | *Help that woman across the street.*
"I don't need to help her across the street, she's like 30."
"EXCUSE ME?"
"What?"
"I'm 28, not that it's any of your business. And I damn sure don't need your help, creep!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, forgive me. I was just talking to..."
"Talking to who?"
"....Nevermind. Please proceed ... | 4 | 0 | 68 | 40,279 |
[IP] "The Exploration of Mars" | Colonel Milton Chesters slowly emerged from the landing craft and took several steps forward. The skies were a crystalline blue and the sands were all shades of stunning red and orange. Looking through his visor, he then realized,
"Wait a minute. This is Arizona. We're near the grand canyon. What the fuck?" The rest o... | 12 | 0 | 15 | 40,280 |
[IP] "The Exploration of Mars" | It is the year 2102. The colony on Mars was established forty years ago. I can remember very well the day that they took off. There was a live event that was broadcast on Youtube. It is still to this day the single most viewed live event in the history of the Internet. It had more than six billion views, and one of the... | 4 | 0 | 15 | 40,281 |
[IP] "The Exploration of Mars" | Doc held the skull in his hand, there was no question about it - it was a human skull. The specimen, nicknamed ‘Adam’ by the crew, was swept up by a sandstorm and littered outside the scientist’s camp. Doc personally set up an excavation site the next day, but had thus far found nothing more. He sat back in his chair a... | 3 | 0 | 15 | 40,282 |
[IP] "The Exploration of Mars" | [](/scientwi)It took the engineers about ten years to get a workable plane up in the air here with an ability to carry humans around. The atmosphere is too thin, they said. But they did it. How else am I flying around in this thing?
After the JATO (I've never quite gotten used to them), we were on to just the scrams a... | 3 | 0 | 15 | 40,283 |
[WP] A satire of action movies/TV shows where the police have to realalistically debrief every action they did. | [deleted] | 2 | 0 | 15 | 40,284 |
[WP] A satire of action movies/TV shows where the police have to realalistically debrief every action they did. | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 15 | 40,285 |
[WP] A satire of action movies/TV shows where the police have to realalistically debrief every action they did. | I challenge a writer here to write the debrief for the cops in the other guys. | 3 | 0 | 15 | 40,286 |
[WP] A satire of action movies/TV shows where the police have to realalistically debrief every action they did. | "Can we back up a little bit?" Officer Marsh looked like he needed more coffee. On that note he topped off his hokey "Three's a Crowd" mug with some bitter lukewarm brew.
"Which part?" Office Jim Striker replied. He brushed his bright blonde hair back into a suave stature.
"The thing about the grenade?"
"Well, on... | 6 | 0 | 15 | 40,287 |
[WP] A satire of action movies/TV shows where the police have to realalistically debrief every action they did. | "State your full name and rank for the record."
"Detective Alex Crowe"
"Thank you, and can you go over the events of the night of the 23rd of January this year?"
“Yeah, sure thing. So my partner Officer Book and I were patrolling around Grand Heights, up on the hills. We’re cruising by, admiring the view, protecti... | 6 | 0 | 15 | 40,288 |
[CW] Short Contest - 1 month reddit gold | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 10 | 40,289 |
[CW] Short Contest - 1 month reddit gold | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 10 | 40,290 |
[CW] Short Contest - 1 month reddit gold | [deleted] | 1 | 0 | 10 | 40,291 |
[CW] Short Contest - 1 month reddit gold | No, not again. It must be those stupid, careless college kids down the street. Frank had stepped on yet another disgusting used condom that was lying next to the bus stop’s bench. Shaking his head, Frank took a seat on the bench. It was going to be a while. It was another rainy, dreary, overcast day and the buses... | 1 | 0 | 10 | 40,292 |
[CW] Short Contest - 1 month reddit gold | "'Condom on, knife in hand, I meowed like a cat at the girl reading a book across the bus from me.'"
"What? That's just nonsense, Ted. Why would that convince me?"
"Okay, how about, 'I decided to book it, leaving the bill on the table, and slipping the knife into my pocket. When she arrived to bus the table, she foun... | 2 | 0 | 10 | 40,293 |
[CW] Short Contest - 1 month reddit gold | I boarded the bus, slamming my fare down the turnstile's throat as if it was responsible for the vehicle running twenty minutes late. The driver didn't bat an eye, but I was over it now. I took my seat, and turned my attention to the book I'd brought with me. *You can do this, John. Most people can, why not you?* As th... | 1 | 0 | 10 | 40,294 |
[CW] Short Contest - 1 month reddit gold | I squeezed between strangers, bumping and nudging them out of my way as I crammed my body further into the lump of flesh and denim. I was reminded of a tin of Vienna sausages left in the sun, steeped in their own juices and just a little too warm. I should eat those soon. I hate the bus. I would do anything to avoid th... | 1 | 0 | 10 | 40,295 |
[CW] Short Contest - 1 month reddit gold | "Surely you must be mistaken", said the man, visibly distraught at his most recent diagnosis.
"I promise you I'm not", said the other.
"Won't this mean I'll die?", the man asked, growing more and more afraid.
"I believe it means you already have", replied the other.
"Then where am I now?" The man began to worry h... | 1 | 0 | 10 | 40,296 |
[CW] Short Contest - 1 month reddit gold | Sandy boarded the bus at exactly 7 pm, after finishing another long shift at work. Her legs ached after standing behind a counter for 9 hours, and she wanted to get back home to her son. The bus was nearly empty, so she took a nice, clean window seat which was directly under a light. As the bus stared moving, she took... | 1 | 0 | 10 | 40,297 |
[CW] Short Contest - 1 month reddit gold | Something thumped down hard on my chest, waking me up with a start. I gave the perpetrator a severe stare, which was met only by indiference.
"Naughty, naughty Doctor," I reprimanded, picking the feline menace and setting him down next to the bed. He gave an indignant purr and stalked out of the room, trampling the kn... | 1 | 0 | 10 | 40,298 |
[CW] Short Contest - 1 month reddit gold | For as long as I remember, Frank has been the worst kind of father figure, the one that disciplines with his fists, not his words. He usually gives me a choice: a book, a belt, or a wrench. If he isn't too drunk his right hand will find my choice. The worst is when he turns on my mother Evelyn instead of me. She would ... | 1 | 0 | 10 | 40,299 |
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